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[ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> steve: from studio 6b in rockefeller center in the heart of new york city, it's "the tonight show starring jimmy fallon." tonight, join jimmy and his guests -- penelope cruz, jeff daniels, musical guest dierks bentley, and featuring the legendary
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roots crew. >> questlove: 480, phoenix! woo! >> steve: and now, here he is, jimmy fallon! ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: please, welcome. welcome. please, thank you very, very, very much. please, enjoy yourselves, please. welcome. [ cheers and applause ] you're here now. you're home. you're home. you're safe. thank you. welcome, everyone. welcome to "the tonight show." thank you for being here. [ cheers and applause ] you all made it and this is what it's all about. you guys, it's finally starting to feel like summer here in new york city with temperatures all of the way up in the 80s.
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[ cheers ] and i'm proud to say new yorkers waited almost 15 minutes before they started complaining. [ laughter ] they go, "this heat is the worst! can't wait for winter!" let's get to some news here. after hillary clinton declined to debate bernie sanders this month, there's now talk that bernie might debate donald trump. [ cheers ] >> jimmy: no word on what the debate will be on, but i'm guessing mute. [ laughter and applause ] and at a campaign stop in new mexico yesterday bill clinton argued with a a bernie sanders supporter for 30 minutes about issues from the '90s. [ light laughter ] it got heated especially when bill tried to claim that "step by step" was better than "family matters." [ laughter and applause ] it was like, "urkel was overrated." >> steve: stefan urquelle. >> jimmy: this is embarrassing. i read that donald trump's
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campaign accidentally sent a a reporter an email with details about how trump was going to attack hillary clinton. or as trump put it, "wow, another hillary email scandal. sad. [ laughter and applause ] i wouldn't want to be in her shoes." now this is interesting here. a new survey asked americans which candidate they'd want to sit next to on a plane and 37% chose donald trump. meanwhile, the other 63% missed their flight waiting in the tsa line. [ laughter and applause ] figure this out! figure this out! they asked people which candidate they'd want to sit next to on a plane, donald trump was the number one choice. when trump heard that, he was like, "what does 'sit next to someone on a plane' mean? [ laughter and applause ] did their private jet break, or something?" bernie sanders asked why people didn't want to sit next with him, and they said, "well we don't want to be in coach." [ laughter and applause ]
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"the 1% is getting all the pretzels! [ laughter ] it should be evenly distributed. one bag of pretzels. everyone gets a pretzel! you get a pretzel and you get a a pretzel!" [ cheers and applause ] everyone gets -- speaking of bernie sanders, i saw that he gave an interview on "the view" this week. of course, "the view" is known for being a welcoming, warm, inviting talk show. [ laughter ] so, i think bernie expected it to be an easy interview. i'm not sure he got that. take a look. >> you don't have the numbers, according to everything we're hearing and seeing, to become the nominee. >> you can't win the nomination right now with pledge delegates. >> if you lose the nomination, which is highly probable at this point. >> are you doing more harm to the party than good? [ laughter ] >> jimmy: the first time bernie felt the bern. [ laughter and applause ] it's like, wait a minute. what's going on here? [ applause ]
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and you might not know this, but former new mexico governor gary johnson is running as a a third-party libertarian candidate. and he's actually polling around 10% against hillary clinton and donald trump and i think i know why people are starting to pay attention to him. take a look at this. >> okay, you were named the ceo of a cannabis company, a a marijuana company. if you were ever elected would you legalize marijuana? >> oh, in a heartbeat. >> jimmy: yeah. oaky. [ cheers and applause ] my question is how is he only pulling a 10%? [ laughter ] i mean, the guy wants to legalize weed. which i guess explains his slogan, "make america late again." [ laughter and applause ] "sorry, man. sorry i'm late. you wanted me to come into work at 9:00 a.m.? [ laughter ] never happen again." i saw president obama attended a town hall in vietnam this week where he ended up meeting the country's queen of hip hop,
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and even showed off his beat boxing skills. yeah. either that or obama just got stuck in the middle of a a sentence. ♪ now look uh uh uh uh [ laughter ] ♪ now look uh uh uh uh uh now look uh uh uh uh uh now look ♪ ♪ uh sasha malia sasha malia sasha malia ♪ ♪ michelle's in the garden with the broccoli ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] "give me the mic. hand me the mic so i can drop it! hand me the mic. i want to drop the mic." [ laughter ] >> steve: not you, mike. >> jimmy: obama also took questions from a crowd in vietnam yesterday, and they were curious about some things from his past. listen to this guy. >> as you said before, when you are young you loved fooling around, and i read on internet, i'm not sure if true or not, that you also like smoking weed. you know, things like that. [ light laughter ] >> don't believe everything you read on the internet, though. [ applause ] >> jimmy: or as that answer is
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also known. not a no. [ laughter and applause ] >> "don't believe everything you read on the internet." >> steve: "next question." >> jimmy: "next question. [ laughter ] he can sit down now, get him a a t-shirt or something." [ laughter ] it's being reported that the obama family is planning to move into a nine- bedroom mansion in washington, d.c., after the president leaves office. yeah. i guess he wants to be close enough to drive by the white house every morning and shout, "sucks, doesn't it? [ laughter and applause ] see you tomorrow! [ applause ] oh, feels great! [ honking noise ] yeah, baby!" [ applause ] finally, i saw that disney is considering making a a live-action remake of "the little mermaid." [ cheers ] it won't come out for a while, so if you want to watch a woman swim around with crabs, just watch "the bachelorette." [ laughter and applause ] you guys, we have a great show! give it up for the roots, right there! [ cheers and applause ]
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♪ ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: that is singer musiq soulchild sitting in with the roots. welcome to the show, thank you for being here, buddy. [ cheers and applause ] yeah. his new album "life on earth" is available now. thank you for being here, pal. i appreciate that. i like your hat, by the way. never quite seen a hat like that. it's like a hybrid hat. [ light laughter ] >> steve: it's like a cowboy baseball hat. >> jimmy: that looks like -- looks like a fedora baseball hat. >> steve: yeah. >> jimmy: yeah. who makes it? >> it's actually custom made by a good friend of mine out of
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carolina. her name is dora yvette. she's on instagram. >> jimmy: yeah. i'm gonna check that out. [ cheers and applause ] can i try it on? >> yeah. >> jimmy: i just wanna try it on. see what i looks like. ♪ i think maybe i can pull it off. thanks. good to see ya, bud. ♪ [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] >> steve: pull it off! pull it off! ♪ >> so legit. so legit. >> jimmy: not bad. beautiful. thank you. >> thank you. >> jimmy: nice, new hat. what a gift. ♪ guys, we have a big show! [ cheers and applause ] i gotta get to the show. oh, quickly, i want to tell you, real quick about this the web show that it's called "topical waffle." and yeah. and it's a fun things our writers are doing just for fun. it's basically like cnn, but much, much weirder. it's a comedy thing, it's probably about four minutes long, but it's jam- packed with jokes. and it's beyond silly.
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but you'll at least -- i even make a tiny, tiny appearance in the newest episode. >> steve: ooh. >> jimmy: and tiny, i'm winking. >> steve: wink. >> jimmy: 'cause i might be small. [ light laughter ] you can check it out on the "tonight show" youtube channel, or our facebook page. it's called "topical waffle," i think you'll enjoy it. please check it out. [ cheers and applause ] "topical waffle." it's been a big week so far. there's more ahead tomorrow night, maya rudolph and martin short will be here! >> steve: yeah! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: hilarious. they're doing the show next door. >> right next door, right across the hall. >> jimmy: and man, oh, man, it looks funny. >> steve: yeah, a good times. >> jimmy: it's gonna be fantastic. also plus, from "hamilton," leslie odom jr. oh my gosh. >> steve: woah! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: aaron burr. >> steve: "hamilton." >> jimmy: "hamilton." and music from courtney barnett and thank you notes. so that's all tomorrow. it's gonna be really good. [ cheers and applause ] but first, we have a fantastic show tonight. from the new movie "ma ma," the lovely, the talented penelope cruz is here. >> steve: oh! [ cheers and applause ] beautiful. talented. later in the show, penelope and
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i are going to have some fun with "dubsmash." >> steve: ooh. >> jimmy: stick around for that, yeah. plus, this man is great in everything he does, we're like his number one fan. i love this guy. he's got nominated right now, nominated for a tony award for his acclaimed work in the broadway play "blackbird," jeff daniels is dropping by. >> steve: woah! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: fantastic, fantastic actor. >> steve: love the guy. love him. >> jimmy: and then one of my favorite new songs out right now, oh, my gosh, i love, love, love this song. it is so good. can we play a little dierks bentley right now? it's called "somewhere on a a beach." so the idea of this is, this girl breaks up with him, right? >> steve: right. >> jimmy: and she's, like, "oh man, you're missing me, you're waiting for me to call you. you're never gonna get me back." and he's, like, "nope." [ laughter ] i'm somewhere on a beach right now drinking on a drink. he doesn't know where he is on a beach but he just knows that he's on a beach somewhere. and he's -- listen to this jam, this guitar riff is good. ♪ ♪ i'm somewhere on a beach sipping something strong
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gotta new girl ♪ ♪ she's got it going on we drink all day and party all night ♪ >> jimmy: i mean, he's living it up. ♪ i'm way too gone to have you on my mind ♪ >> steve: he's livin' large. >> jimmy: yeah, exactly. ♪ she's got a body and she's naughty and she got me like you ain't ever got me ♪ ♪ i'm getting sun getting some and i ain't slept in a week ♪ ♪ yeah i'm somewhere on a beach ♪ [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ ♪ somewhere on a beach ♪ ♪ she got it going on >> jimmy: yeah. that's what i'm talking about. yeah. [ cheers and applause ] dierks bentley! dierks bentley is here tonight! oh, my goodness! >> steve: come on! >> jimmy: "somewhere on a a beach!" yeah. oh, man. it's fantastic. guys, it's time for "tonight
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show hashtags." [ cheers and applause ] ♪ hashtag hashtag ♪ >> jimmy: thank you roots. you guys, any of you guys on twitter out there, or play with twitter at all? [ cheers and applause ] we play around, we do this thing. we use twitter on our show every single week. so if you watch our show, you want to play along with this game. it's worldwide, not even just country wide. >> steve: no, it's worldwide. >> jimmy: people from germany are tweeting. >> steve: sure. >> jimmy: yeah. >> steve: spain. >> jimmy: people from the band scooter. >> steve: really? in germany? >> jimmy: are tweeting us. yeah. >> steve: wow. where's the -- how much is a a fish? >> jimmy: i got an answer. >> steve: how much is it? >> jimmy: we had this band on the other night, we played a a song by scooter called, "how much is the fish?" ♪ this is it. ♪ it's a techno song. ♪ the chase is better and it just kicks in. ♪ than the catch he just just dances then he goes -- ♪ how much is the fish >> jimmy: how much is this fish? it's a giant, apparently giant song in germany. >> steve: yeah. >> jimmy: and so, i sent a a video out.
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it's by scooter. >> scooter. >> jimmy: real song. >> steve: huge in germany. >> jimmy: yeah. >> steve: hasslehoff two. >> jimmy: i asked him, i asked the lead singer, i said, "can you just answer for everybody how -- first of all, was this a a fish that you're going to eat?" >> steve: right. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: "or is it for an aquarium? and then how much was it?" and he said, "it was for an aquarium." >> steve: right. >> jimmy: "and it was $3.80." >> steve: wow. [ laughter ] that' a good deal. >> jimmy: not bad. >> steve: that's a bargain. >> jimmy: i'm happy he left that part out of the song. >> steve: yeah. it's $3.80! [ laughter ] it's going into a salt water aquarium! >> jimmy: it's like, yeah, this songs lame. yeah. it's like this just makes you wonder forever. >> steve: yeah. >> jimmy: how much is this fish? >> steve: it's like a -- shows you brain. >> jimmy: yeah. $3.80. >> steve: yeah. >> jimmy: there you go. >> steve: glad to know. >> jimmy: so anyways, i sent out a hashtag and we actually got to tweet out things based on that topic. so since memorial day marks the beginning of summer, i went on twitter and we sent out a a hashtag called #summerraps. and asked you guys to tweet out a funny rap about summer. we got thousands of tweets, within 30 minutes. this was a trending topic in the u.s. so thank you for the tweets. [ cheers and applause ] and now i thought i would share some of my favorite summer raps tweets from you guys. tariq from the roots, can you help me out? >> tariq: yep.
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[ laughter ] >> steve: it's the hat. >> jimmy: you got a little too much hat. [ laughter ] >> steve: call him the dude with the tude. >> jimmy: a little too much hat. >> steve: yeah. >> jimmy: talk the music here at later. [ light laughter ] too much hat. this first one is from @ebjork93. he's in scooter. [ light laughter ] >> steve: yeah. >> jimmy: no he's not, he's not. >> steve: he's the lead drummer. >> jimmy: he's not. this is from @ebjork93. he says -- ♪ well i graduated college and summer is here oh snap that's right i need to find a career ♪ [ applause ] >> jimmy: there you go. that's -- oh, oh, snap! oh, this one's my favorite. this one is from @awkwordsmith. he says -- ♪ pool invite i couldn't wait to go
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i dove on in yelled geronimo ♪ ♪ i peed in the water but nobody know and my shorts fell off so look out below ♪ [ laughter and applause ] >> steve: wow, a lot going on. >> jimmy: yeah. >> steve: a lot going on there. >> jimmy: is that your twitter handle? is that you? @awkwordsmith? that's you, yeah. tariq is -- >> steve: awkwords. >> jimmy: @awkwordsmith, yeah. >> steve: i get it now. >> jimmy: yeah. >> steve: i didn't get it before. >> jimmy: this one is from @manleemeats. [ laughter ] is that your twitter handle, higgins? >> steve: that is my twitter. that was, in college. >> jimmy: it was, okay, yeah. >> steve: yeah. >> jimmy: in college. here we go. >> steve: but it was m-e-e-t. >> jimmy: @manleemeats. he says -- ♪ wearing nuthin' but a g-string baby both cheeks burning up like crazy ♪ ♪ and i can't sit now 'cause it pains me ♪ [ laughter and applause ] >> jimmy: can't sit now because it pains me. >> steve: @manleemeats. got the posterior sunburn. >> jimmy: this is from @gretchenpolasnk. she says -- ♪
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♪ yeah yeah i said the pools in the backyard jump in 'cause it's hot ♪ ♪ jump in 'cause it's hot jump in 'cause it's hot ♪ [ cheers and applause ] ♪ the pools in the back yard jump in cause it's hot ♪ >> steve: that's seems more pleasant. >> jimmy: last one is from @kcycy. she says -- ♪ now watch me sip my lemon-nade-nade now watch me sip sip like i'm beyonce ♪ ♪ now watch me whoo becky becky ooh becky becky ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: ooh, becky. there you have it, those are our "tonight show" hashtags. give it up for tariq trotter from the roots. [ cheers and applause ] fantastic, buddy. check out more of our favorites, go to tonightshow.com/hashtags. we'll be right back with penelope cruz! ♪
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♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: our first guest is an academy award winning actress
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who stars in a new film called "ma ma" which is now playing in new york and opens in select cities tomorrow. ladies and gentlemen, please welcome penelope cruz! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: nice to see you again. >> great to see you. >> jimmy: you look gorgeous. thank you so much for coming back to our show. >> thank you. thank you. >> jimmy: i appreciate it. i found a photo of you that i thought was very interesting. this is -- >> every time i come here, you find something. >> jimmy: yeah, yeah, yeah. [ light laughter ] well this is at a -- it's some type of religious event. and this is all the kids posing, boys and girls, posing at this, and there's one that just kind of sticks out. and you go, "i think that one is going to be an actress." take a look, see if you can
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find penelope there. [ laughter ] are you kidding me? i mean, you're like -- [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: she's like, "go away from me. go away. now come back. now take a detour. take it now. no, go away from me now. [ laughter ] now come back. come back with me." >> that's funny. and it was a religious event. imagine. >> jimmy: was it? >> yes. >> jimmy: yes, it was. yeah. >> but all the pictures that i find now from all my childhood, i'm posing. all of them. >> jimmy: yeah. >> i cannot find anything normal. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: you're always posing? >> always. >> jimmy: i always cross my eyes when i was in my pictures, when i was a kid. in all my parents' family albums and everything was ruined because they would just cut to me and i was like -- [ laughter ] everything was always ruined. but that's how -- i guess i knew i was gonna be a comedian and you were gonna be -- yeah, exactly, yeah. [ laughter ] >> we knew, we knew. >> jimmy: two ships crossing in the night. didn't you learn to be an actress through your mom? didn't she have a salon? >> yeah. she had a hair salon. so all my childhood, i was there, watching.
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and i feel like that was really my first acting school. because i was there hiding behind my books pretending to be studying. but i was really studying all these women. all these women's behavior. and also it was pretty interesting, you know, to see the way they behaved with my mom. it was almost like she was also their psychologist. >> jimmy: yeah. >> and then i also learned to do -- to -- to cut hair. to do a perm. to wash hair. i learned everything. >> jimmy: oh, really? do you still cut hair? >> to people that let me do it, yes. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: people who -- who would that be? i don't even know who would that be? >> it's so often that i get a a victim for that. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: yeah, yeah, yeah. next time you come back. i'm gonna grow mine out. i mean, this is all -- this is a toupee. [ laughter ] >> no, no. you don't need me. you're good. >> jimmy: yeah. i mean, you could style it if you'd look to. i mean, it's just -- is this a a decent style? there's not much you could do with my head. >> no. i think it's good. >> jimmy: yeah. [ cheers ] much better. >> i like it better that way.
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[ cheers and applause ] i like it better. >> jimmy: much better. i almost feel like -- [ trump voice ] "i should be running for president." [ laughter and applause ] vice president. vice president. [ trump voice ] "i'd be fantastic." thank you. i appreciate that. >> that's what i learned at the salon. >> jimmy: yeah. you learned a lot. i mean, yeah. definitely went to the -- [ laughter ] it's like i was stuck in a wind tunnel. this is fantastic. [ laughter ] i appreciate that. >> sorry. you shouldn't have let me do it. >> jimmy: i know i shouldn't have let you do it, but come on. please. if you say i want to do anything people will just let you do it. yeah. [ laughter ] you're like, "i want to drive that tractor." it's like, "yeah, just let her drive the tractor. come on. penelope cruz wants to drive the tractor." yeah, whatever. i want to talk about your film. and this is a beautiful movie. "ma ma."
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it's dramatic but it's also just a very heart warming film as well. you play a woman who gets diagnosed with cancer. >> yeah, magda, who is a a character that i love so much. she's a teacher that is -- cannot find a job at the moment. is in the middle of a divorce, and is raising her 10-year-old son by herself. and in the middle of all this crisis, she finds out that she has breast cancer. and that she has to start the treatment in like 24 hours. and all of her life changes in that moment. and that's the beginning of the film. but the film has a lot of scenes that are hard to watch. and it's supposed to be like that because the it talks about this subject that is not easy at all, as we all know. but it also has a lot of light and a lot of love. it's a beautiful relationship with her son. and i don't know, to me, this film is really special. it is a small, spanish film that we put a lot of effort and a lot of love into. i produce the movie, with julio medem. >> jimmy: yeah.
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>> i'm really happy to be able to bring it here now, you know, to share it with all of you. >> jimmy: i want to show a clip here because this is the type of moments, where you just go like, "oh, just don't let anything pass you by. any day, any way, if you can get to tell anyone you love them -- >> it saddens me. >> jimmy: just tell them you love them." here is a clip. here's penelope cruz in "ma ma." take a look. [ speaking spanish ] [ speaking spanish ] [ distant music ] [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: yeah. that's beautiful.
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"ma ma" go check it out. more with penelope cruz when we come back, everybody. stick around. [ cheers and applause ] ♪
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♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: welcome back, everybody. we are hanging out with the lovely, the talented penelope cruz right there. [ cheers and applause ] now, we did this a little bit last time you were on the show, and i thought it would be fun to do again. we're about to take lip-syncing to a whole new level. it's time for a "tonight show" dubsmash. here we go. ♪ tonight show dubsmash yeah ♪ >> jimmy: all right, now, penelope, i know that you're a a huge fan of this app. >> yes, i am. >> jimmy: but for those who don't know dubsmash, they have thousands of different sound bites from movies, tv shows, songs, pretty much anything. and you can record yourself lip-syncing to them and post it online.
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we were making fun of it last time because it was -- the ones you did were pretty -- they were just great. >> you and i were doing "frozen" together. >> jimmy: i know, we did "frozen" together, which was my favorite. yeah. so i thought we'd try a couple right now. all right? here we go. i'll go first. i'll listen to it first. i'll do it, then i'll show you what i did. all right, here we go. all right. [ light laughter ] who did my hair? >> i don't know. [ laughter ] [ cheers ] >> jimmy: all right. now here's -- here, let me make sure it is coming back. okay, here it goes. now i can show you -- one, two, three. >> i don't want your help. i've don't need the police. and i don't need you. i don't need anybody. i don't want your help. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: all right, that's a a little peewee herman. [ applause ] my man, peewee herman. all right. >> oh, i'm next. >> jimmy: that was peewee. yeah, you are next. >> i'm next. >> jimmy: i think -- >> but you know i need my prop.
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>> jimmy: i picked out a a couple -- [ laughter ] i mean, come on. all right. [ laughter ] these ones are good. okay, good. so now you know what to do? >> si. >> jimmy: yeah. >> of course. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: she's getting into character. [ light laughter ] i have no idea what it is, but -- let me just see it here. >> no, i want my bacon. i got to tell you something. bacon is good for me. no, i want my bacon. i got to tell you something. bacon is good for me. no, i want my bacon. i got to tell you something. [ cheers and applause ] bacon is good for me. >> jimmy: oh, my gosh. >> no, i want my bacon. i got to tell you something. >> your turn. >> bacon is good for me. >> jimmy: bacon is good for me. oh, yeah. all right. it's my turn. here we go. here. okay. this one.
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[ light laughter ] [ laughter ] >> jimmy: ah, sorry. ready? get ready for this. ready? here we go. [ yelling ] >> go! get to the chopper! [ laughter ] >> jimmy: had to do schwarzenegger. my man, arnold schwarzenegger. i love that dude! [ cheers and applause ] okay, this one -- this is going to be for us. this will be a duet. okay? >> okay. great. >> jimmy: this is okay? >> you and i. together. >> jimmy: yeah, okay, good. [ light laughter ] >> oh, wait, sorry. >> jimmy: yeah, this helps. all right. >> don't leave me out of the frame like last time. [ laughter ] [ audience oohs ]
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>> jimmy: i am kidding. i'm kidding. i love you, come on. all right, ready? here we go. all right, this is -- do you want to start with me and then go to you? >> no, no, i think we should both be together. because now i'm your english teacher. >> jimmy: okay, yeah. [ laughter ] oh, yeah. >> it is important. >> jimmy: school, man. all right. [ light laughter ] [ laughter ] ready? here we go. >> i would like to buy the hamburger. >> i would like to buy a a hamburger. >> i would like to buy the hamburder. >> hamburger. >> i would look to buy a a handurger. [ laughter ] >> i would like to buy a a hamburger. >> jimmy: that's what i'm talking about! [ cheers and applause ] we make a great team. i love you, pal. my thanks to penelope cruz. check out "mama," which is now playing in new york and open in select cities tomorrow. stick around, we'll be right back with jeff daniels, everybody!
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♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: our next guest is one of my favorites. he's a terrific actor who does it all. he does film, television, theater. he's an emmy award winner and he's nominated for a tony award for a fantastic performance in the broadway play "blackbird" which you can see through june 11th at the belasco theatre right here in new york city. please welcome jeff daniels! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: can help but love. nothing, but love for jeff daniels. good to see you buddy. >> loving me. >> jimmy: i am loving you. i have questions before we get to congratulations on the tony nomination. >> thank you very much. >> jimmy: you're working your butt off over there.
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i have questions because it's summertime and everyone is excited, right? freaking out. [ cheers and applause ] thinking about grilling and going on vacation, and i was thinking, have you planned it out yet. i was thinking of going on an rv vacation. >> ooh! >> jimmy: i think you know a a little bit about this. >> i am a professional. >> jimmy: you are? this is fantastic. >> yeah, i've been driving rvs since early '90s. >> jimmy: i have no idea where to begin or where to start. do i buy one? >> no. no. well, not yet. you rent one from a local who cares rv dealer. >> jimmy: so there's an rv dealer. do you mind if i write it down? >> yeah, sure. you don't need a license, a a special license because that would get in the way of a sale. >> jimmy: they don't care who it is? >> they don't care, and what they don't tell you is that you will be driving a building. >> jimmy: oh, that's my other question. how big of an rv do i get?
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>> jimmy: it's the biggest thing you've ever been in, in your life especially when you're behind the wheel because you're there and behind you is the world. i mean, it's like driving 30 rock. it's huge. it's huge. >> jimmy: driving a building. >> yeah. and they give you -- they go, great, here's the thing and here's how to work the shower and the flight out and you're, like, spinning. you don't hear any of it and then they toss you the keys and say good luck, chief. >> jimmy: they wish you luck. >> you're down the road going, whoa, whoa -- now, drive with confidence. >> jimmy: now, what does that mean? >> that means when you come up to an intersection, you're going to make a wide turn. >> jimmy: okay. >> and more than likely in the first trip you're going to hit some things, but that's okay. that's okay. >> jimmy: what do you mean things? >> well, say you're making a a wide turn. >> jimmy: okay, yeah. you're going to turn right and there is the person who is
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turning left here and it's a a honda civic and way down there -- >> jimmy: why is it a honda civic? >> i don't know. and there's a guy in the honda civic. >> jimmy: there is a human being in there. >> oh, yeah, and he sees what you're about to do. he sees that jimmy fallon is behind the wheel of an rv. >> jimmy: oh, no! >> how much time and training does jimmy fallon have? none! zero! the honda civic guy knows. >> jimmy: it's not going to end well. and because you're a building, you have to cut it at the last possible second. you have to get it so you cut it within an inch of honda civic to make it so the back end doesn't come up over the curve. >> jimmy: and pass him and give him a little honk. >> and to see the look -- and to see the look on the honda civic. >> jimmy: it's godzilla. oh, my god! the air bags are going to go. >> and once you've got it down, now you play with them and now you're looking at it and you
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go, last second! >> jimmy: yeah! okay. yeah. >> so that's good. >> now your wife, she'll be going with? >> jimmy: yeah. i'm not doing this alone. >> i've done it alone. i've done it with the dog. >> jimmy: you have? >> with the dog. special trip. i get emotional talking about it. but if you go with your wife, two things. take a head count. when you're leaving a gas station or truck stop. >> jimmy: you cannot forget your wife. is she okay right now? >> she's still with me. >> jimmy: thank goodness. i had to double back to get her. [ laughter ] >> you've got to make a head count. >> jimmy: you forgot your wife? >> i forgot my wife. >> jimmy: at the truck stop? oh, my god. >> and it was the first time we'd rented one. be wary because you're gassing up, and i was impatient, and i got in the thing, and my kids
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were this big and we pull out and i'm going -- merging up on the highway and my son says dad, where's mom? and you're this, you're 10 and 2 driving a building. >> jimmy: all right. when i do it i'll take pictures. >> i'd love to see you work the sewage. the whole sewage dumping thing. >> jimmy: i'll just hold it for a week. [ laughter ] >> don't make a mistake there. >> jimmy: i want to ask you questions, "blackbird," this play is very intense and i don't know if anyone understands really how hard you work, but, doing these plays it's grueling. this is a very dramatic play, and congratulations with the tony nominations. but, how many do you do and how many have you done? a week. >> we go to tonight's number 125. >> jimmy: how many hours? how long is it? >> well, it's 90 minutes. but it's a brutal 90 minutes and this is what you want.
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if you're an actor and you want to be challenged this does that. it's a tough, tough drama. michelle williams and i, just the two of us and there's only one way to do it. and that's all in. where you literally just gut yourself every night and you get nominated for a tony. >> jimmy: how does that feel? >> and it's great. but when you work that hard and you're listening to that and read off the names. i was like i better hear my name. >> jimmy: i worked too hard for this. you deserve it buddy and i can't wait to see you the red carpet there and doing poses and saying hi to everybody. >> posing i can't wait. >> jimmy: but, it's not you. you're so michigan. >> it's so stupid and so ridiculous. >> jimmy: what do you mean? >> it's standing there and not just actresses, but actors and all of a sudden they're -- [ laughter ]
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>> jimmy: yeah, exactly. >> i'm going, what are you doing? i go back to michigan and get a a diner and a cup of coffee and i do that. >> jimmy: movie star here. i'm so happy that you got nominated and thank you for coming to visit us. you're going to do it. you have two and a half weeks left? >> two and a half more good weeks. >> jimmy: you're a good man. tony award nominee jeff daniels, everybody. go see him on broadway in "blackbird" through june 11th. dierks bentley performs for us after the break. stick around! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪
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♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: our next guest is a a 12-time grammy nominee whose new album "black" is out today. performing his number one single, "somewhere on a a beach" -- i think it is the song of the summer. i love it. give it up for dierks bentley! [ cheers and applause ] ♪
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♪ bet you think i'm sitting at home no ♪ ♪ bet you think that i'm all alone no ♪ ♪ bet you think i'm missing you and wishing you would call my phone hell no ♪ ♪ i went wheels up on a runway and that ticket was a one-way ♪ ♪ i'm somewhere on a beach sipping something strong got a new girl she got it going on ♪ ♪ we drink all day and party all night i'm way too gone to have you on my mind ♪ ♪ she got a body and she's naughty and she got me like you ain't never got me ♪ ♪ i'm getting sun getting some and i ain't slept in a week ♪ ♪ yeah i'm somewhere on a beach ♪ ♪ ♪ heard you called my boys heard you called my folks they said you drove
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by my house real slow ♪ ♪ you can check any spot roll down every road but girl i ain't even close ♪ ♪ i'm somewhere on a beach sipping something strong got a new girl she got it going on ♪ ♪ we drink all day and party all night i'm way too gone to have you on my mind ♪ ♪ she got a body and she's naughty and she got me like you ain't never got me ♪ ♪ i'm getting sun getting some and i ain't slept in a week ♪ ♪ yeah i'm somewhere on a beach ♪ ♪ i wish it could've worked out but i'm gettin' over you now ♪ ♪ on a beach towel with my shades on my drink's up and the sun's out ♪ ♪ huh i'm somewhere on a beach ♪ ♪
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♪ ♪ i'm somewhere on a beach sipping something strong got a new girl she got it going on ♪ ♪ we drink all day and party all night i'm way too gone to have you on my mind ♪ ♪ she got a body and she's naughty and she got me like you ain't never got me ♪ ♪ i'm getting sun getting some and i ain't slept in a week ♪ ♪ yeah i'm somewhere on a beach ♪ ♪ ♪ yeah i'm somewhere on a beach she got a body and she's naughty ♪ ♪ i'm getting sun getting some and i ain't slept in a week ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ]
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>> jimmy: dierks bentley! "somewhere on a beach!" oh, i love it! dierks bentley. catch him on tour now. we'll be right back, everybody! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ ♪ hey!
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♪ they go ooh ooh. ♪ hey! ♪ they go oh-ooh-ooooh. ♪ sitting, watching, waiting, wishing. ♪ ♪ i tell you one thing, you never knew it. ♪ ♪ at the back of the bus ♪ there is so much to give, so dream big. ♪ ♪ yeah. ♪ and when they screaming get out, get out. ♪ ♪ all i wanna hear is get down, get down. ♪ ♪ yeah. ♪ and when they screaming get out, get out. ♪
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♪ all i wanna hear is get down, get down. ♪ ♪ get down, get down.
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♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: my thanks to penelope cruz, jeff daniels, dierks bentley once again! [ cheers and applause ] musiq soulchild! [ cheers and applause ] and the roots right there from philadelphia, pennsylvania! [ cheers and applause ] stay tuned for "late night with seth meyers." thank you for watching. have a great night! i hope to see you tomorrow. bye-bye, everybody! ♪ everybody! ♪
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[ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> announcer: from 30 rockefeller plaza in new york, it's "late night with seth meyers." tonight -- sarah silverman, from "the carmichael show", actor and comedian david alan grier, music from sheer mag, featuring the 8g band with tim alexander. ♪ [ cheers and applause ] ladies and gentlemen, seth meyers! >> seth: good evening. i'm seth meyers. this is "late night." how's everybody doing tonight? [ cheers and applause ] very good to hear. in that case, let's get to the news. donald trump, today, officially clinched the republican nomination, which means he's one step closer to moving into the smallest house he's ever lived in. [ laughter ]

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