tv The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon NBC June 23, 2016 11:34pm-12:38am EDT
and featuring the legendary roots crew. >> questlove: 495! woo! >> steve: and now, here he is, jimmy fallon! ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: hi! hey, welcome, welcome, welcome! welcome, everybody! hot crowd tonight! welcome everyone here to new york city! [ cheers and applause ] welcome to "the tonight show," everybody. this is it, you made it, you're
here. this is it. this is what we're talking about. [ cheers and applause ] it's new york city. the hottest city. this is it! i love the energy. i feel the love. thank you, everybody. i'm your host, jimmy fallon. guys, here's the latest on the election. donald trump is actually taking a break from the campaign to go visit his golf resort in scotland tomorrow. [ light laughter ] yeah. right after he leaves the u.s., republicans will say, "quick! build the wall!" [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] actually, a big story this week is that trump's campaign isn't doing so well financially. [ audience oohs ] a recent report, yeah. they said his campaign even spent over $100,000 for meals just last month. and trump said, "well, that's the price you pay for hiring chris christie." and you go, well that's -- [ laughter and applause ] >> steve: hey, ho! >> jimmy: come on, man. >> steve: hey! >> jimmy: that's not a nice thing to say. >> steve: is that true? is that what he -- >> jimmy: that's not a nice thing to say. >> steve: that's not nice at all. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: and get this.
hillary clinton gave a speech yesterday where she talked about employment. she said that not every job requires a four-year college degree. and this years graduates said, "this is the worst commencement speech ever! [ laughter ] i'm finally graduating! where were you last year?" [ applause ] >> steve: you should have told me. >> jimmy: meanwhile, bernie sanders still hasn't officially dropped out of the race for president, but earlier today, he gave a speech with the theme "where do we go from here?" [ laughter ] i think he was basically asking the crowd for directions back to vermont. it's just like -- [ laughter and applause ] >> steve: yeah. [ as bernie ] >> jimmy: "where do we go from here? you make a left and then you get --" of course, the other main story is that democrats held a big sit-in on the house floor to protest congress' refusal to vote on gun control. or in other words, democrats were tired of congress not getting anything done, so they refused to get anything done until someone got something done. [ laughter and applause ] that's how you do it. that's how you do it. and this is really big. today, the united kingdom held a vote on whether to remain in the european union or become independent.
i saw that as people headed to the polls, torrential rains flooded london's streets and disrupted its public transportation. as opposed to our election which will be flooded by frogs and locusts. [ laughter and applause ] "this is it! this is the big one!" >> steve: that's it. [ applause ] >> jimmy: let's get some sports here. yesterday, the knicks made a a huge trade with the chicago bulls to get all- star derrick rose. [ cheers and applause ] yeah! i guess the bulls approached the knicks, looked them in the eyes and said, "will you accept this rose?" [ laughter and applause ] "omg! chicago b. just gave knick a a rose last night. [ laughter ] this is making the rounds today. nfl player marshawn lynch. we love marshawn lynch. [ cheers ] we love the guy. yeah. beast, yeah, beast mode. he just recently gave a a "60 minutes" interview to discuss his retirement and football career and listen to what he had to say about the game. >> that's when it just clicked in my mind that if you just run
through somebody face, a lot of people ain't gon' be able to take that over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over. and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, again. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over. ♪ i mean, at one point he was like, "what was the question? i'm sorry. i forgot." [ laughter ] i thought they were gonna have to unplug him and plug him back in. [ laughter ] i was like -- after that they had to change the name of the show to "64 minutes." [ laughter and applause ] no. no. >> steve: hey oh! >> jimmy: i was joking. >> steve: hey! >> jimmy: i was joking about that. that's not true. >> steve: hey! >> jimmy: that's not true. >> steve: that's not true? >> jimmy: that's not true. >> steve: that's not true. >> jimmy: that was a joke. that's not true. >> steve: that's a joke? >> jimmy: yeah, yeah, yeah. they didn't really have to rename the show "64 minutes." >> steve: why'd you say it? >> jimmy: i know, but i was kidding. i was joking around. >> steve: oh, wow! let me know. >> jimmy: yeah, i know. sorry buddy. you got bummed out, man. >> steve: i know. i thought, "wow, that's cool."
[ laughter ] >> jimmy: there's a huge soccer tournament going on right now in europe called the euro cup. there was an amazing game last night between iceland and austria. now the game was tied, time was running out and then iceland scored a last- second winner, and i think iceland's announcer was pretty excited about it. but i'm not sure. listen. [ speaking foreign language ] [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: i still can't tell if the man was excited. [ laughter ] so we actually had it translated and maybe that will help me. let's see it again. [ speaking foreign language ] [ laughter and applause ] >> jimmy: guys, we have a great show! give it up for the roots right there!
[ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: welcome and thank you for watching the show. it's been a great week so far. there's more ahead. tomorrow night, emmy and golden globe award winner, jim parsons will be here. >> steve: oh! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: we love jim parsons. >> steve: lovely man. >> jimmy: plus, nfl superstar j.j. watt will be dropping in. >> steve: oh! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: say what? >> steve: what? >> jimmy: and we're gonna play a game of egg russian roulette with j.j. >> steve: ooh. [ audience oohs ] >> jimmy: and we have great music from the avett brothers, as well. it's a big show tomorrow night. [ cheers and applause ] so tune in. set your tivos. the show will be 64 minutes tomorrow night. >> steve: will it really be? [ laughter ] >> jimmy: i'm joking. i was just kidding. i was just telling a joke. i was fooling around that our show would be 64 minutes. >> steve: were you joshing me? >> jimmy: i was totally joshing you. [ laughter ]
>> steve: oh. i thought it was gonna be 64 minutes long. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: are you upset? i mean do you want it to be 64 minutes long? >> steve: no. is it going to be? [ laughter ] >> jimmy: no, it's only 60 minutes long. >> steve: oh. >> jimmy: but we're not doing 60 minutes tomorrow. >> steve: oh! >> jimmy: no, we're not. >> steve: oh. >> jimmy: i mean, we are. >> steve: great! >> jimmy: we are doing 60 minutes but -- >> steve: 60 minutes in length. not the show "60 minutes." >> jimmy: that is correct. and the show "60 minutes" is still called "60 minutes." >> steve: it's not called "64 minutes." >> jimmy: that was a show i made in the monologue and it was just a joke. >> steve: so there weren't snakes in the boots of that -- [ laughter ] >> jimmy: yes there were snakes in the boots. >> steve: oh, okay, okay, all right. >> jimmy: that wasn't a joke, but this one was. >> steve: okay. all right, okay, good. >> jimmy: but first tonight, guys, we love this guy. he's one of the funniest -- >> steve: we love him. >> jimmy: -- and talented, and most committed comedians. >> steve: the most committed comedian in the history of the world. >> jimmy: in the history of the planet, right? >> steve: in the history of the planet earth. >> jimmy: he's fantastic on the show "the last man on earth," our buddy will forte is on the show, tonight! [ cheers and applause ]
i love him. plus she's one of the stars of the hit series "pretty little liars," ashley benson is stopping by tonight. >> steve: oh! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: and we got great music from joseph, ladies and gentlemen. >> steve: whoa! >> jimmy: gonna be here tonight! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: guys, as you know, hillary clinton and donald trump are the presumptive presidential nominees for the two major parties. a lot of people are saying they're not satisfied with either candidate. so they started to support minor party candidates. well, we wanted to give one of those candidates some time on our show to explain why you should vote for him. so, ladies and gentlemen, please welcome the presidential candidate for the write-in party, tim calhoun. [ cheers and applause ] [ light laughter ] >> i am tim calhoun.
[ laughter ] i'm running for the office of president of america the united states. [ laughter ] a lot of people are wondering, "who is tim calhoun?" [ laughter ] well i want to tell you now who is tim calhoun. [ laughter ] i, tim calhoun, is leader. [ laughter ] confident. [ laughter ] economy. [ laughter ] dancer. [ laughter ] strong, both up here and muscles. [ laughter ]
i'm pro-isis. [ laughter ] whether large cubes or small flakes. [ laughter ] ices keeps my drinks cold. [ laughter ] and that's good for america. [ laughter and applause ] go isis. i don't have any skeletons in my closet. my closet is very small. so i keep my skeletons in a a duffel bag in my basement. [ laughter ] i don't think the american people grate enough cheese together these days. i mean, when was the last time
you saw people grating cheese in public? that's why my slogan is "make america grate cheese again." [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] the supreme court needs a china person. [ laughter ] i propose we give all of the faces on mt. rushmore giant rock straws connecting to a a river. they must get thirsty sitting up there on that mountain. [ laughter ]
i propose that infants and children must remain in car safety seats until they are 45 years old. [ laughter ] and i will not budge on this. [ laughter and applause ] rose. jack. that's from "titanic." [ laughter ] that's all there is. [ cheers and applause ] in conclusion, and in summary, vote for tim calhoun for the president of the america the united states because if you rearrange the letters in america it spells "ricamea." [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ]
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went on twitter and sent out a a hashtag called #howigotfired. [ light laughter ] did you ever get fired? >> steve: oh, yeah. all the time. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: did you? >> steve: i got fired from t.g.i. fridays. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: did you really? >> steve: yup. >> jimmy: why? >> steve: for not being t.g.i. friday's material. [ laughter ] they made it about the shoes and the black pants, this is like in high school. >> jimmy: yeah. >> steve: and they went, no. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: well, i asked you guys to tweet out a funny, weird or embarrassing story about how you lost your job. we got thousands of tweets and within 30 minutes it was a a trending topic in the u.s. [ cheers and applause ] so thank you for those tweets. i appreciate it. they're really funny. now i thought i would share some of my favorite how i got fired tweets from you guys. here we go. this first one's from @mikeg. he says, "i was fired from kinkos for photoshopping myself in all of the customers' holiday calendars and christmas cards." [ laughter ] [ applause ] that's really funny. that's a good one. >> steve: who is that guy? >> jimmy: that's fantastic.
hey, i got your card. yeah. did you have another son? [ laughter ] this one's from @aletaq. she says, "i worked at a soft serve ice cream place and was fired my first day because my swirls weren't enthusiastic enough." [ laughter ] [ applause ] oh, my god. i'm leaving! >> steve: you're gonna get it. >> jimmy: not enthusiastic enough. get a life, buddy. >> steve: they're sarcastic. >> jimmy: yeah, your swirls were a little sarcastic. this one is from @coltcalhoun. >> steve: i wonder if he knows -- that's tim's son. >> jimmy: that's tim's son? >> steve: yeah. >> jimmy: colt calhoun, he says, "i got fired from olive garden because i kept saying, 'pasta la vista, baby' to people." [ laughter ] >> steve: what? >> jimmy: i think it's funny. >> steve: he should get a a raise. >> jimmy: he should get a raise for that. >> steve: yeah. >> jimmy: this one is from @kenfleet. he says, "i got fired from my retail job for telling customers who asked what aisle an item was on to check on amazon." [ laughter ] [ applause ] >> steve: come on.
>> jimmy: i feel like he's not even trying. >> steve: get rid of him. >> jimmy: he's not trying. yeah, yeah. oh, this is a great name. this one is from @frozengumwad. [ laughter ] >> steve: frozen gumwad. >> jimmy: i wish i had that, that was a great one. great name. she says, "worked at a call center and would use fake accents to keep it interesting. they really do monitor for training purposes." [ laughter ] [ applause ] [ australian accent ] hello, thank you for calling time warner cable, mate. ni hao. >> steve: ni hao. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: this one is from @imjoeyraymundo. he says, "after an hour into my shift at the nike store, my manager pointed out to me that i was wearing an adidas t-shirt." [ audience oohs ] [ applause ] >> steve: can i see you for a a second? >> jimmy: you get a discount, i mean -- >> steve: can i see you for a a second? >> jimmy: go get another shirt. just do it. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> steve: ladies and gentlemen, leaving the field is
james thomas fallon! ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: this one is from @fourleftturns. [ light laughter ] >> steve: make a right. >> jimmy: he says, "a friend cleaned all of the fish tanks in k-mart's pet department with windex. the inside of the tank --" [ audience oohs ] " --all of the fish died." we found dory. [ laughter ] [ applause ] not good. >> steve: not good! don't worry, man. >> jimmy: oh wait, this is a a good impression you did. ready? this is a windex bottle. go for it. [ laughter ] [ spraying sounds ] [ cheers and applause ] steve higgins.
master impressionist. oh, this one is funny. this last one has a picture. this is from @305pirate. she says, "called out sick to go to the who concert. my picture ended up in the front page of the paper. it was hanging in the office the next day." here's the picture right there. yeah! [ cheers and applause ] rock 'n' roll, baby! there you have it, those are "the tonight show hashtags." check out more of our favorites. go to tonightshow.com/hashtags. we'll be right back with will forte, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ you know we said we'd take a look at our retirement plan today. not now! i'm cleaning the oven! yeah, i'm cleaning the gutters! washing the dog! washing the cat! well i'm learning snapchamp! chat. chat! changing the oil... (vo) it's surprising what people would rather do than deal with retirement. pressure-washing the... roses. aerating the lawn!
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a third season, september 25th at 9:30 p.m. on fox. please welcome our good friend, the very funny will forte, everybody! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: will! will, we love you. i always love having you on the show. everything good, buddy? >> everything is very good. >> jimmy: thank you for doing tim calhoun. i don't know if you saw tim calhoun stop by. >> oh, my god. no, i missed him. >> jimmy: he's running for -- >> i missed him, by, like, this. >> jimmy: he's running for president. >> i might vote for him. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: this is your actual hair. you look skinny. i mean, you've always been skinny. >> well, thank you. >> jimmy: is it the haircut --
>> thank you. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: it's not like you need to lose weight. >> i think in the history of my life, i've been, like, a roller coaster weight person. >> jimmy: no. >> i had kind of gotten to a a pretty good place, and then over the last two years, at the show "last man on earth," it's just so much work, that i, like, i didn't have time to eat right or to exercise or to stop drinking. [ laughter ] so it's like, you know, i gained 40 pounds, i think. >> jimmy: no! you never gained 40 pounds. >> 40 pounds. yeah. >> some woman came up to me. this is a friend of mine who hasn't seen me in a while, and she said, "is that for a role?" [ laughter ] i said, "what? is what for a role?" and she said -- she pointed to my stomach. >> jimmy: no! >> "is that for a role?" >> jimmy: oh, my gosh! >> and i said, "no, that's just -- getting fatter." >> jimmy: yeah. [ laughter ] >> "and you're rude." i've since, like, lost a good portion of it. >> jimmy: you did? >> yeah. >> jimmy: and how are you doing it? what's your secret? >> well, me and my buddy, who also had put on a little bit of weight. he has no excuse for it. he has not been working very hard. [ laughter ]
dave noel, i'm calling you out. >> jimmy: don't call him out. >> dave noel. david vincent noel. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: oh, my gosh. >> santa monica -- >> jimmy: don't give his address, please. no, he's fine. >> i don't know his address. >> jimmy: all right, good. thank goodness. >> but i will tweet his address later. [ laughter ] that horrible -- okay, anyway, so we -- he's -- we came up with a thing, like, in order to make it easier to lose weight, we thought, oh, it'll be a competition. we'll see the minimum we have to -- that we can lose is 5%. we have to lose 5%. >> jimmy: either way. >> how do we motivate ourselves for this weight loss, because something really bad has to happen if we don't reach that goal. >> jimmy: you have to set the stakes high. >> yeah. so we came up with the perfect thing. if we don't hit our 5% goal, we each have to contribute $1,000 to the trump campaign. [ crowd ohs ] >> jimmy: oh, interesting. >> yeah, i'm sorry for the trump supporters. >> jimmy: yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. >> he's not really my bag. >> jimmy: yeah. >> but it has kept me freakin'
going to the gym all of the time. [ laughter ] i am eating so well. it is -- [ cheers and applause ] it's the best. >> jimmy: it will get you motivated. well, you look fantastic. >> thank you very much. >> jimmy: and you just had a a birthday. >> i did. >> jimmy: happy, happy, happy birthday, buddy. >> thank you very much. >> jimmy: how did you celebrate? [ cheers and applause ] oh, yeah. ♪ >> i celebrated, jason sudeikis, paul rudd, rob riggle, eric stonestreet and david koechner have a a charity called, "the big slick." they get together, a bunch of people to go raise money for children's mercy hospital in kansas city. so, it's a very fun weekend. they made $1.3-plus million for the hospital. >> jimmy: oh, my gosh! [ cheers and applause ] >> so many cute kids. oh, my god. and at night then we will just go and kick back. there's this one suite in the hotel, and everybody gets together and plays poker and does stuff. they brought me a birthday cake, and it was very nice, and then, they sang
"happy birthday" to me. so i thought, "that's very sweet." and then, the end of "happy birthday," rudd, i guess, liked that song, because he didn't want that to be the only time they sang it to me, so he started another "happy birthday," which was wonderful and would have been, like, that filled me up in a a major way. >> jimmy: yeah, that's a very nice thing. >> after the second one, they go into a third one, and then somebody walked out from the patio, and as a joke says, "what are you guys doing in here?" so, they sing a fourth one. [ laughter ] it went on and on. they sang "happy birthday" to me 12 times. [ laughter ] and that wasn't it. at the end of number 12, they -- who was it? somebody came up and just started going -- i think koechner started going, "are you one?" have you seen that at children's birthday parties? >> jimmy: oh, of course, yeah. >> "are you one? are you two?" you guys might not know this, i'm 46 years-old. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: he went all the way? >> he went through the entire thing, and i had to keep just going, "no."
[ laughter ] >> jimmy: "no." "are you five?" "no." >> i got some kind of whiplash, but it was very nice. it was worth it to raise all that money for the kids. big slick, children's mercy hospital. check it out. >> jimmy: all right. [ cheers and applause ] you're a good man for doing that, yes. >> i'm a really good person to doing that, yes. >> jimmy: you don't have to agree with me. i'm just saying that. >> oh, no, no, no. some people might have been on the fence, and i wanted to put them on the side of fantastic guy territory. >> jimmy: you are a fantastic guy. >> right? yeah, i agree. [ cheers ] and i did this charity thing, and i don't ask people to recognize it, and i appreciate that. that's going over and above, but yeah, i did that out of the kindness of my heart. i would do it even if nobody clapped for me. >> jimmy: we've moved on, will. [ laughter ] will? i want to ask you about this. >> yeah. >> jimmy: the last time you were here, i saw this guy. >> who's that hunk? >> jimmy: that's you. that's you. >> i hear that guy raises a lot of money for charities. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: yes, he does. but then, i don't know how this happened. the real photo of you.
you actually did this. i can't believe you did this. >> this is for the show, "last man on earth." >> jimmy: this is how committed this man is. come on. any voters out there, come on. this is how you commit to a a television show with a giant beard and shave half of it off. [ cheers and applause ] i've never seen anyone do this except for you. i remember the one time when you grew a neck beard. you remember that one? >> oh, yeah. >> jimmy: you only grew hair from here down. [ laughter ] >> it was as good looking as this. it was not a good look. >> jimmy: it was unbelievable. oh, it was great. >> yeah, jason sudeikis, who plays my brother on the show, he's the best. i did something horrible to him, so he, in the middle of the night, pulled a prank on me. i wake up looking like that. he shaved half my head. i don't want to give him the satisfaction of knowing that, like, i -- >> jimmy: care about it. >> --that it mattered to me, so i just say, "oh yeah. i was going to do that anyway." [ laughter ] so i had to keep it for, like, a month. >> jimmy: what was life like
living like that? >> it was not good. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: i mean, you couldn't go anywhere? >> i mean, i would have liked to have hidden that to save it for the show, but there were a a couple of things, like, an awards show i had to go to, and then fox had some event that i had -- it was mandatory, so it got out, but it was not -- it was not -- it was a fun adventure, but it really is quite ugly. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: no, no, no. i think it's very, very funny. it also shows how much you commit to your stuff and your craft and how much you care about the show. >> jimmy. >> jimmy: you really do. you're unbelievable. [ applause ] >> i appreciate that. >> jimmy: you do. you care. i want to show everyone a clip. here's will forte with his half beard, and jason sudeikis singing "falling slowly" -- i love that -- from your show, "the last man on earth." take a look that this. ♪ ♪ i don't know you
but i want you all the more for that ♪ ♪ words fall through me always fool me and i can't react ♪ ♪ you have suffered enough ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: i mean -- [ laughter ] >> jason, we tried very hard. we do karaoke. he's like a brother to me, so we do karaoke in our normal lives all of the time. >> jimmy: you do? >> and so, we like, "we got to get that into the show." >> jimmy: oh, that's perfect. well, i mean, would you do a a number for us now? i know jason's not here, but would you would do it? >> you'd like that, wouldn't you? no chance in hell. no. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: no chance in hell. >> a tiny chance in hell.
>> jimmy: a tiny chance in hell. >> would you happen to have a a second microphone? >> jimmy: yeah. [ cheers and applause ] i don't know this one. >> thank you. ♪ [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ i can't fight this feeling any longer ♪ ♪ [ cheers ] ♪ yet i'm still afraid to let it flow ♪ ♪ what started out as a a friendship has grown stronger i only wish i had the strength to let it show ♪
♪ i tell myself that i can't hold out forever there is no reason for my fear ♪ [ cheers ] ♪ i feel so secure when we're together ♪ ♪ you give my life direction you make everything so clear ♪ ♪ even as i wonder i'm keeping you in sight ♪ you're a candle in the window on a cold dark winter night ♪ ♪ i'm getting closer than i ever thought i might ♪ [ cheers ] ♪ i can't fight that feeling anymore i've forgotten what i started fighting for ♪
♪ it's time to bring this ship into the shore and throw away the oars forever ♪ ♪ i can't fight this feeling anymore ♪ [ barking ] ♪ i've forgotten what i've started fighting for and if i have to crawl upon the floor ♪ ♪ come crashing through your door baby i can't fight this feeling anymore ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: will forte and jason sudeikis, everybody! [ cheers and applause ] we'll be right back with ashley benson! stick around! you guys are fantastic! [ cheers and applause ] ♪
8:00 p.m. i know. they have big fans now. i love them. tuesdays at 8:00 p.m. on freeform. everyone, please welcome, ashley benson. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ >> jimmy: thank you so much for being here. >> thank you. i was going to bring my selfie light out for you, but it's too heavy for me to carry. >> jimmy: we'll talk about taking a selfie later. you might be the only person that i know besides me who watched the movie "the man on the moon" more times than me. i loved that -- reese witherspoon. have you ever seen that movie? [ cheers and applause ] that's my jam. i watched it all the time. i watched it -- i worked at a a video store and i used to rent it all the time. >> it's amazing, yeah. my grandmother told me to watch that because she thought that i looked like reese witherspoon. >> jimmy: yeah. >> and i was like, well that's awesome, and i watched it when i was 14, i watched it every
night for three months in the summer, and actually backstage my boyfriend had just texted court foster. >> jimmy: jason lundon? >> and he goes, "give your girlfriend a hug from court foster." i was like, oh my god, you know him? >> jimmy: what? >> he's like, i met him playing golf. i'm like, wait. how do you know him? >> jimmy: are you kidding me? >> yeah. >> jimmy: that's the coolest thing ever. >> yeah, it's really cool. >> jimmy: court foster, yeah. >> i was super popular, you know. like, getting texts from people. >> jimmy: that's what we're taking from this. but i want to hear -- i want them to hear the story about auditioning, because there's other movies -- i said is there any other movie that you memorized? and you told me you used to watch a lot of mary kate and ashley films. >> yeah. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: they're fantastic. but i didn't realize this, they have different acting techniques. >> yes, slightly. i thought that i was an olsen twin when i was younger. [ light laughter ] that i was ashley olsen and my sister was mary kate. and i watched every movie and i would, you know, repeat what they did in their films in my
auditions, and i was, like, 10 or 11 and one thing they do is -- like, mary kate friends and she would be like, hi, i'm riley. [ laughter ] like, there's always a laugh at the end and i was like, that's amazing. my god! so i was like, auditioning for this really heavy like kevin costner film at 11 and i was saying all these lines. and i was doing a -- after every time because i thought that was what you're supposed to do. >> jimmy: she's going to love this. she's going to love this. >> they literally -- i never got a callback, obviously. i didn't get the job. >> jimmy: mary kate already exists. there's only one mary kate. >> but also, like i see them in new york sometimes, and i'm still the biggest fan. i'm just like, oh my god. i don't know, i don't know what to do. i like take 50 pictures on my cell phone. i'm just like, okay bye. really cool to meet you. i love you guys. i'm still one of your sisters. it's fine, cool. [ laughter ] part of the family. >> jimmy: and then you go -- >> and i go -- [ laughter ] but it's always like the breathy laugh. and i'm like, that's amazing. >> jimmy: i've never heard anyone do a mary kate impression. that's fantastic to do. >> yeah.
>> jimmy: well, it worked out well for you. "pretty little liars." i mean, come on. [ cheers and applause ] one of the biggest shows. >> jimmy: you do a thing with shay on your show, one of your co-stars, where you simulsnap on snapchat. >> simulsnap, did you make that up? >> jimmy: yeah. did you make it up? >> i like that word. >> jimmy: yeah. >> we do do that. >> jimmy: simulsnap. >> simulsnap. >> jimmy: you snap at the same time. >> yeah. and we try to get people -- >> jimmy: yeah. and you're like, we're simulsnapping. i would like to simulsnap with you. [ cheers and applause ] >> okay. >> yeah. >> jimmy: okay. hold on. all right. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: all right. so we do this and then we aim it at each other, is that correct? >> but, you have to get your head in here so that you can get on the filter, you know? i'll try to get it. >> jimmy: i'll do it. >> okay. ready? >> jimmy: and we just talk for five seconds. >> i'm already starting. hi, guys. >> jimmy: hey guys, how you doing? it's jimmy. i'm having a great time here. >> it is so amazing. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: bye, guys!
[ talking over each other ] can i show everyone what mine was like? [ laughter ] >> but also can you see there's like a maid with a mole. hold, hold, hold. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: exactly, it's perfect. well, we did it, we simulsnapped. >> amazing. >> jimmy: and i appreciate you doing that. thank you, my friend. i appreciate that. [ cheers and applause ] ashley benson, "pretty little liars" airs tuesdays at 8:00 p.m. on freeform. we'll be back with a a performance from joseph! stick around. hi, mom! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪
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keep it down now ♪ ♪ there's talk going around this town keep it down now keep it down now ♪ ♪ noises closing in from all sides warning all the ways to die ♪ ♪ they say you'd better give up you'd better give up ♪ ♪ i'll be an army no you're not going to stop me getting through ♪ ♪ ooh ♪ i'll sing a marching song and stomp through the halls louder than you ooh ooh ♪ ♪ i could surrender but i'd just be pretending no i'd rather be dead than live a lie ♪ ♪ burn the white flag ooh burn the white flag ooh ♪ ♪ whisper moves the air
can you hear me can you hear me ♪ ♪ sometimes it's all i've got to spare can you hear me can you hear me ♪ ♪ noises closing in from all sides warning all the ways to die ♪ ♪ they say you'd better give up you'd better give up ♪ ♪ i say i say i'll never give up i'll never give up ♪ ♪ i'll be an army no you're not going to stop me gettin' through ooh ♪ ♪ i'll sing a marching song and stomp through the halls louder than you ooh ooh ♪ ♪ i could surrender but i'd just be pretending no i'd rather be dead than live a lie ♪ ♪ burn the white flag ooh burn the white flag ooh ♪
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♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: my thanks to will forte, jason sudeikis, ashley benson, joseph once again! [ cheers and applause ] and the roots right there from philadelphia, pennsylvania. stay tuned for "late night with seth meyers." thank you for watching. have a great night. i hope to see you tomorrow. bye-bye, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ cheers and applause ] ♪
[ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> announcer: from 30 rockefeller plaza in new york, it's "late night with seth meyers." tonight -- aubrey plaza. from, "orange is the new black" actress samira wiley. author neil gaiman. featuring the 8g band with ray luzier. ♪ [ cheers and applause ] ladies and gentlemen, seth meyers. [ cheers and applause ] >> seth: good evening, i'm seth meyers, and this is "late night." how's everybody doing tonight? [ cheers and applause ] yeah. good to hear. in that case, let's get to the news. democrats staged a 25-hour sit-in on the floor of the house to try to force a vote on new gun control legislation. you know the state of our congress is terrible when you see a bunch of politicians sitting on their asses and think to yourself, "wow, their finally doing something."