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well, here's a look at your ten-day on 10. tomorrow look at that temperature. 81 degrees. it's going to be cooler, cloudy, some light spotty showers through the day. just have the umbrella with you. clearing winds through friday nice and sunny. >> getting warmer too. that's nbc 10 news at 11:00. i'm jim rosenfield. for sheena and all of us here thanks so much for watching. "the tonight show starring jimmy fallon's" next. good night. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> steve: from studio 6b in rockefeller center in the heart of new york city, it's "the tonight show starring jimmy fallon." tonight, join jimmy and his guests -- jared leto. john turturro. musical guest, bishop briggs.
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and featuring the legendary roots crew. >> questlove: 512, austin! >> steve: and now, here he is, jimmy fallon! ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: welcome! oh! [ cheers and applause ] that's what i'm talking about. hey. hot crowd! oh, i can feel it! hot crowd tonight. welcome, everyone, welcome, welcome, welcome to the "tonight show." this is it, you made it. [ cheers and applause ] thank you very much for being here. [ cheers and applause ] welcome, everybody. well, here's what people are talking about. well, it's hard to believe you
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guys, i saw that there are now less than 100 days left until the presidential election. [ laughter ] or you can say there are now less than 100 days left, period. [ laughter ] i mean, it depends how you look at it. [ applause ] now that the conventions are over, things are starting to heat up here. i saw that apple ceo tim cook will hold a fundraiser later this month for hillary clinton. he had a long list of terms and conditions for the event, but hillary just said "agree" without really reading them. [ laughter ] [ applause ] learn a lesson, i mean, come on. and donald trump is also out there campaigning. he was actually in colorado recently, where he posed for a a picture while he was holding two babies. [ light laughter ] one of them didn't seem too happy. take a look at this. yeah, that's -- [ laughter ] [ applause ] that's trump in the middle, by the way. [ laughter ] that's him in the middle. in related news, trump's already given that baby a mean
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nickname. he's like, "cry baby billy already has a dirty diaper, sad. [ applause ] he's gotta control himself." yesterday, trump sat down for an interview with george stephanopoulos, where he compared his own campaign with hillary clinton's. but it seems like he got his facts a little mixed up. check this out. >> i honestly believe if she told the truth -- 'cause she made some reference to my campaigning -- i've had a a beautiful -- i've had a a flawless campaign. you'll be writing books about this campaign, and yet she's criticizing my campaign. now her campaign, she couldn't beat bernie. >> well, she did beat him. >> well, barely. [ laughter ] [ applause ] >> jimmy: barely. [ laughter ] wow. who would have thought that the 1% would be standing up for bernie sanders, you know? [ light laughter ] during the same interview, trump also went after michael bloomberg for endorsing hillary. it got pretty personal at the end. watch this. >> michael bloomberg's wanted to run for president for probably as long as you've known him, and guess what?
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he never had the guts to do it, and now i see this guy up on stage saying negative things. he knows nothing about me. he's never been to my office. i don't know him well. >> you played golf together. >> maybe once. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: yeah, big deal. >> i hit the ball a lot longer and a lot better. >> jimmy: okay, okay, yeah. i walked around with him for four hours one day, big deal. who's going to remember that? [ applause ] how can i remember everything? [ applause ] yeah. he's very small. [ light laughter ] he's like finding a pokemon when you hang out with him. [ light laughter ] of course, the summer olympics start this friday. [ cheers and applause ] and i read that the organizing committee for the games will stay aboard a docked cruise ship called the getaway, which will -- [ laughter ] this is real. [ light laughter ] the organizing committee, they're going to stay aboard a a cruise ship called the getaway, which will act as --
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it's like a floating hotel. yeah. 'cause nothing makes you feel safer about the olympics than the organizers staying in a a getaway boat. [ laughter ] [ applause ] "you guys having fun over there? it looks really fun. keep the engines running!" [ light laughter ] this isn't good here. the miss teen usa pageant is coming under fire for its lack of diversity after all five finalists looked very similar with blue eyes and blonde hair. take a look at this. [ light laughter ] even their parents were like, "which one's ours?" [ laughter ] [ applause ] come here, honey. and this is just crazy. i saw that a skydiver in california just became the first person to jump out of a a plane from 25,000 feet without a parachute and land in a net. [ audience oohs ] or as southwest airlines calls that, business class. [ cheers and applause ] come back! aim for the bull's-eye! guys, this is very interesting here. according to a recent poll, a a majority of americans get their news from facebook. yeah.
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in fact, it's become such a a popular source of news that facebook started to print its own daily newspaper. >> steve: really? >> jimmy: yeah. we got the latest copy right here. let's take a look at some facebook headlines. here we go. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ facebook headlines ♪ >> jimmy: the top story is "facebook friend can catch 100 pokemon, but zero jobs." [ laughter ] [ applause ] next headline is, "dylan mcdermott nudes posted by mom who thought status was search bar." [ laughter and applause ] common mistake. >> steve: big one. >> jimmy: that's 101. next headline is "brother-in-law who rarely leaves his hometown declares he'd never go to the rio olympics." [ applause ] oh, i'm never going to go there. all right, bro. [ laughter ] no way! >> steve: you'll never catch me. >> jimmy: never catch me there, man. [ light laughter ] all right. next one is "triple divorced aunt thinks jojo from the bachelorette making the wrong decision."
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[ cheers and applause ] thank you for -- appreciate it. and here's our last headline -- "dog clearly doesn't enjoy costume." there you go. [ cheers and applause ] those are our facebook headlines, everybody. we have a great show! give it up for the roots! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: oh! that is tony award-winning actor and musician leslie odom, jr. sitting in with the roots tonight! [ cheers and applause ]
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that's my man. great to see you, buddy. >> good to see you. >> jimmy: thank you so much for coming back to the show. his latest album "leslie odom, jr." debuted recently at number one on the billboard jazz chart. thanks for being with us, pal. [ cheers and applause ] >> thank you. >> jimmy: congrats on everything. >> only album. >> jimmy: yeah. >> made this an only album. >> jimmy: it's fantastic. it's fantastic. guys, it is monday. we're so happy to be back. we have a big week of shows coming up. tomorrow night, academy award-nominated actor jonah hill will be here. >> steve: whoa! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: he's a good dude. >> steve: love him. >> jimmy: plus, later this week, aziz ansari will be here. [ cheers and applause ] miles teller, and steven tyler will be joining us. [ cheers and applause ] then on friday -- i cannot wait for this. we're following the olympic opening ceremonies. jerry seinfeld will be here! >> steve: oh! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: and seth rogen will be here as well! [ cheers and applause ] seth rogen and i are going to face off in an epic "lip sync battle." [ audience oohs ]
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that's friday. don't want to miss that. i haven't picked my songs yet. i'm freaking out. well, i just -- i'm trying to think of what he's going to do. and i got to -- >> steve: you do counter programming? >> jimmy: exactly, yeah. [ light laughter ] so smart. also, we're going to have great music from jason derulo, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] it's a big show. but first, we have a great show tonight. he plays the joker. he's fantastic in the giant new summer movie "suicide squad." jared leto is here. [ cheers and applause ] >> steve: yeah. >> jimmy: oh, he's good. creepy. >> steve: yeah. >> jimmy: he's good and creepy. yeah, he's scary, scary. later in the show, jared and i are going to compete to win adorable puppies in a game -- [ audience aws ] -- we call "pup quiz." [ cheers and applause ] plus, from the new hbo limited series "the night of," john turturro is stopping by. [ cheers and applause ] everybody's talking about that. have you seen it yet? >> steve: i have not, but everybody loves it. >> jimmy: you're going to freak out. it is so good, yeah. i'm only one episode in, so no
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spoilers. >> steve: here's what happens. >> jimmy: no, don't. you didn't even see it -- yeah. [ light laughter ] it's phenomenal. we'll talk to him about that. and we got great, great, great music here from bishop briggs, you guys. there you go. [ cheers and applause ] she can sing, sing, sing. it's fantastic. guys, it is time for screen grabs. here we go. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: these are some weird, funny things that you guys have found on the internet or other places, then sent in to us. i appreciate that, thank you. our first screen grab was sent in by haley wessler from decatur, illinois. she was on amazon looking for baby toys. >> steve: oh, great. >> jimmy: yeah, she saw this. alphabet blocks. [ light laughter ] >> steve: oh. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: w-t-f. >> steve: w-t-f. >> jimmy: w-t-f. >> steve: yeah. better learn it now, kid. >> jimmy: yeah, alphabet blocks. this next one was sent in by daniela solano murphy in san diego, california. she was watching her local news and spotted this important story. "denny's upgrades pancake recipe -- now made with real
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ingredients." [ cheers and applause ] what were -- what were we eating? what have we been eating for years? >> steve: yeah. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: i don't understand what -- [ light laughter ] soylent green, yeah. >> steve: soylent green. >> jimmy: next one was sent in by christopher baker in corner brook, canada. he was shopping -- [ cheers ] really? [ laughter ] >> steve: hey, corner brook. >> canada! >> jimmy: oh, canada. sure. [ laughter ] >> steve: canada. like, corner brook -- >> jimmy: that's a little specific, yeah. [ light laughter ] he was shopping for triple xl underwear. and let's see what he found. there's -- [ laughter ] >> steve: there we go. [ applause ] >> jimmy: perfect model. >> steve: yeah. perfect model for that. >> jimmy: he can model for any size. >> steve: any model, yeah. he can model any size. >> jimmy: as long as -- as far as he moves his hands up. [ laughter ] he's a plus size model, this guy. >> steve: yeah. >> jimmy: yeah. >> steve: yeah, that looks good. that'll fit me. >> jimmy: yeah, i can do that. [ laughter ] let me try. let me try. >> steve: got it? >> jimmy: yeah, that's it. perfect. yeah. >> steve: perfect. >> jimmy: honey, found my swim trunks. >> steve: yeah, yeah. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: gosh. next one was sent in by josh pritchett in santa monica,
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california. no? interesting. >> steve: no, nobody. wow. [ cheers ] >> jimmy: corner brook, canada -- >> steve: got a big shoutout. >> jimmy: no one from california. >> steve: santa monica, no. >> jimmy: he was on a website and spotted two pictures that kind of aligned in a funny way. take a look at this. zoom in on there. there you go. [ laughter ] [ applause ] stop it. sad. this next screen grab was sent in by eric hannah in morristown, new jersey. [ cheers and applause ] it's an article he saw on businessinsider.com, okay? check out the headline here. "snowboarding landed more people in the hospital in january with virtually no accidents during the summer months in the u.s." [ laughter ] >> steve: so weird. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: no one -- >> steve: yeah. >> jimmy: -- got hurt snow boarding in july. >> steve: not one person. >> jimmy: virtually. >> steve: virtually. >> jimmy: virtually. >> steve: some did. >> jimmy: no one. >> steve: some did. >> jimmy: but some did, yes. [ light laughter ] gotta think. >> steve: that chart. >> jimmy: you got to think. >> steve: look at that chart.
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it proves -- >> jimmy: yeah, look at the -- i have the chart right there. i worked on it all day. [ light laughter ] if you see here, we start -- yeah, we get it, larry. >> steve: we got it. we're good. doctors are just better. [ light laughter ] snowboarding -- >> jimmy: yeah, exactly. next one is from ali morris in waconia, minnesota. [ cheers ] she was looking at her local -- [ light laughter ] >> steve: waconia! >> jimmy: she was looking at her local swap and shop on facebook. >> steve: oh, great. >> jimmy: take a look at what one mom was looking for. "in search of one night stand for college. [ light laughter ] not white, this is for a boy." [ laughter ] [ applause ] one night stand. >> steve: a lack of a comma. >> jimmy: i'm looking for one -- yeah. i'm looking for a night stand. >> steve: oh, nothing? >> jimmy: for a boy. >> steve: you sure? >> jimmy: yeah, yeah, yeah. please don't respond to me. >> steve: i can help you out. you help me out. >> jimmy: but i'm happily married. please. >> steve: are you sure? >> jimmy: yeah. >> steve: one night stand. >> jimmy: yeah, one night stand. >> steve: white.
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it's for a boy. >> jimmy: this next one was sent in by megan roach in issaquah, washington. is-saw-quah? issaquah. >> steve: issaquah, yeah. >> jimmy: she was ordering some chinese food. food? [ laughter ] >> steve: fud, fud. >> jimmy: i thought it was fud. >> steve: fud. >> jimmy: yeah. let's see what's on the menu here. oh, yeah, almond chicken there, and then there's children with vegetables. [ laughter ] why? i'd probably go with the almond chicken, personally. [ applause ] >> steve: yeah, yeah. >> jimmy: but you get -- >> steve: hey, i don't judge. i don't judge. >> jimmy: yeah. this next one was sent in by shay -- pez -- pezek? [ light laughter ] pezeshk. >> steve: pezeshk. >> jimmy: shay pezeshk. [ laughter ] so sorry. [ laughter ] what's that? >> shay. >> steve: shay pezeshk. >> jimmy: she's possessed? >> steve: she's possessed by the devil. [ laughter ] the devil's going get her! [ laughter ] shay's pezessed! >> jimmy: no. >> steve: it's a miraqual. [ laughter ]
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>> jimmy: shay pezeshk. >> steve: it's a miraqual. [ laughter ] she's not pezessed anymore. >> jimmy: all right. [ talking over each other ] >> jimmy: no, it was issaquah. >> steve: issaquah. >> jimmy: issaquah. >> steve: issaquah. >> jimmy: issaquah? >> steve: issaquah. >> jimmy: shay pezeshk. shay pezeshk. >> steve: i love saying that, shay pezeshk. >> jimmy: shay. shay. >> steve: what a fantastic restaurant. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: in shan diego, california. [ laughter ] she was looking up hours for local business, as one would do. >> steve: that's what she always does. if she's home for that. >> jimmy: i mean, here you go. here's what they are. here's the hours. "we're open 24/7. today's hours, closed." [ laughter ] [ applause ] that clears everything up. >> steve: that's it. >> jimmy: thank you so much. that clears everything up for me. >> steve: we open. not we're open, we open. >> jimmy: next one is from michael williamson in huntersville, north carolina. he was on craigslist -- >> steve: sure. >> jimmy: and saw this. "bedbugs for sale. if you hate someone, let me know." [ laughter ] [ applause ] you hate someone, i can hook you up. >> steve: i got bed bugs for you. >> jimmy: i'm going to do it, yeah. >> steve: i breed them. for the government?
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>> jimmy: we're down for our last one here. this is from cindy faust and catherine jones in pittsboro, north carolina. they saw a photo online of a a master carpenter. >> steve: oh, great. >> jimmy: a master carpenter. >> steve: master carpenter. >> jimmy: yeah. master carpenter named lehook. [ light laughter ] and they think that he looks like me. >> steve: oh. [ audience oohs ] >> jimmy: i don't know if i see it, but look at this. [ laughter ] [ applause ] come on. [ cheers and applause ] you think this looks like me? let me try -- let me try something. ♪ [ cheers and applause ] ♪ [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ]
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>> jimmy: [ in french accent ] you -- you wanted a carpenter? [ light laughter ] i am the master carpenter. you looking for a one night stand? [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] >> steve: you can go to issaquah. >> jimmy: guys, that's all the time we have for screen grabs. if you have a funny screen grab, e-mail it us to at screengrabs@tonightshow.com. [ cheers and applause ] we might put it on the show. stick around, we'll be right back with jared leto, everybody! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪
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donald trump: i could stand in the middle of 5th avenue i'm hillary clinton and i approve this message. and shoot somebody and i wouldn't lose any voters, okay? and you can tell them to go f--- themselves! you know, you could see there was blood coming out of her eyes, blood coming out of her wherever...
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you gotta see this guy. ahh, i don't know what i said, ahh. "i don't remember." he's going like "i don't remember!" ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: oh, i love it. get ready to go crazy. our first guest is an academy award-winning actor. look at this, come on. [ cheers and applause ] he stars as "the joker" in the highly anticipated new movie "suicide squad" which opens nationwide in theaters, 3d, and imax on friday.
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he is good, he is scary in this movie. ladies and gentlemen, please welcome, jared leto! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: they love you! they love you! [ cheers and applause ] oh, my gosh. thank you. thank you. welcome back to the show. i, you know, we love having you here. >> yeah. >> jimmy: yeah, they go nuts for you. >> thank you. hey, guys, how you doing? [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: there you are there, man, oh, man. didn't wear your shirt that day at the photo shoot. [ laughter ] forgot your top there.
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>> yeah, i did, i did. >> jimmy: it happens to the best of us. what do you have there? >> you know, the joker is a big giver of gifts. have you guys heard about this? i'm not too sure but -- >> jimmy: yes, yes. >> and he was thinking of you, and he wanted to pass off this gift, especially for you. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: i've read about things and i've heard about things, and i heard that the joker gives people like rats and things and stuff before. this is a gift from the joker. >> it is a gift from the joker. >> jimmy: very, very nice. oh, gosh, it's hard to open. i'm not kidding. it's not easy to open. all right, it's gonna to be a a thing? [ drumroll ] [ groaning ] oh, it's real! dude, what is this? from the joker? got me a snake? oh, no! [ cheers and applause ] get down, snake, get down! joker! snake! [ screaming ] oh, no!
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[ cheers and applause ] oh, no, no, no, no, no, no! ♪ na na na na na na na na batman ♪ go oh it there, snake. oh, oh, oh! [ cheers and applause ] jared, right there, snake! [ applause ] don't do that! [ cheers and applause ] dude, don't do it. please,don't do it, please. wait, no, no please put him in the box. please, please, please. put him in the box, please. oh, very, very -- thank you, joker, that's very, very nice -- no, i'm afraid of snakes a a little bit. [ laughter ] oh, my god. [ laughter ] >> he wrote a little note too. >> jimmy: oh, the joker said, "dear, sweet jimmy, please enjoy my snake, it's long and skinny and tasty to take." >> i think it says easy to take. >> jimmy: oh, "easy to take." [ laughter ] i thought it said -- [ laughter ] enjoy my snake, it's long and skinny, it is tasty to taste --
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oh easy to take. all right it is not, okay. i was going to say, that is rude. >> anybody want a bite? [ laughter ] >> jimmy: no, no. no one lick the snake, please. no licking the snake tonight. wow. that is phenomenal. thank you for this. would you like to put -- this is -- >> sure, yeah, just put him back. he's so cute, isn't he cute? >> jimmy: your gonna freak me out. no, no, i'm so happy. so happy i saw the movie and didn't act in it with you. >> okay, ready? one, two, three go. >> jimmy: okay, good. >> okay. >> jimmy: you don't have him in your hand? it's not a trick or something? >> no, but i do have -- no. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: thank you for coming back. >> my pleasure. >> jimmy: yeah, very, very nice of the joker to give away gifts. [ laughter ] i was talking to will and margot, like, yeah, jared was mr. j, is that what they called you on the set? >> they did call me mr. j. that was the director's doing, but it was, i tell ya, it was the most fun that i've ever had
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playing a part. i fell in love with the joker. i really think underneath it all, he's kind of a sweet heart. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: yeah, i know, man. you're telling me. what would you know? you weren't there. the joker was there. >> yeah, that true. >> jimmy: yeah, exactly. [ laughter ] but people said, they said that you were so into character, so that new people would come on to set, and they didn't know you were in character, and i would be, like, hey, jared, nice to see you man, good to see you buddy. >> and i would just turn on and be like [ bleep ] you. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: well there you go. that's very nice of him. >> it's a family show, i know. but uh, yeah. >> jimmy: it's a family show, yeah. he means it as a term of endearment. and, um -- [ light laughter ] i want to show everyone a clip here, but, basically, what do you have to know about the "suicide squad"? it's a bunch of evil people that come together to beat the bad guys? >> i think it's probably, all you need to know that it is pure and total chaos and insanity and probably the most fun you'll ever have at a a movie. >> jimmy: there you go. that's a good way to sell it right there. i want to show --
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[ cheers and applause ] this is the joker changing harley-quinn, introducing her to her new self, or something. kind of, okay good. here's jared leto and margot robbie in "suicide squad," take a look at this. >> what do we have here? >> what are you going to do? are you going to kill me, mr. j.? >> what? oh, i'm not going to kill you. i'm just going to hurt ya -- really, really bad. >> jimmy: woah! [ cheers and applause ] jared leto rate there, everybody, woo! you're fantastic in it buddy, congratulations. would you like to stick around and play a game with us? it's a really fun one. >> i would absolutely love to play with you. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: jared and i are playing pup quiz after the break, everybody. there's puppies. come on back! ♪ [ cheers and applause ]
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♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> steve: very good, very good, you're the best. >> still got it. >> steve: welcome back to "the tonight show," i'm steve higgins, and we're about to play "pup quiz!" ♪ >> steve: oh, playing tonight, we have the host of the "tonight show" mr. jimmy fallon! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ and from the new movie "suicide squad," jared leto! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ and this is the first puppy up for grabs tonight. [ audience aws ] mr. gary frick jr. [ audience aws ] now, here's how the game works. i'll be asking both of you animal trivia questions and if you answer them correctly, you win the golden retriever puppy.
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[ light laughter ] if you answer them incorrectly, your opponent gets the puppy. jared, you're up first. >> here we go. >> steve: what -- this is a a tough one. what breed of dog is snoopy? is he a, american foxhound terrier -- >> what? [ light laughter ] >> steve: b, jack russell terrier, or c, beagle? no help from the audience, please! [ laughter ] american fox -- >> c? >> jimmy: yes, of course c. that was an easy question. >> steve: there you go. mr. gary frick jr.! >> oh. [ baby talk ] >> jimmy: i love you. don't talk down to him, jared. [ laughter ] >> steve: alright, next question's for you, jimmy. >> jimmy: i hope it's as easy as what dog was snoopy.
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>> steve: well, it's not. [ light laughter ] which one of these crustaceans is known -- >> jimmy: what? i gotta name a crustacean? >> steve: yes. which crustacean is known for it's brightly colored striped shell? is it a, the shame faced crab -- >> jimmy: this is insane. [ laughter ] >> steve: b, fleshy prawn, or, is it c, the elegant squat lobster? for mary kennedy, the puppy -- [ laughter ] >> jimmy: the elegant squat lobster? >> steve: yes. >> jimmy: i don't know about that. ♪ squat lobster m >> jimmy: the fleshy prawn was my juggler name. >> steve: yes. [ light laughter ] and your nickname, "shamefaced crab." what else are you, but shamefaced? >> jimmy: i'm gonna say it's b, fleshy prawn. >> steve: ooh! wrong. [ buzzer ] >> jimmy: what? >> steve: it is the elegant squat lobster! >> jimmy: the elegant squat lobster? >> steve: jared gets our next puppy. adorable mary kennedy! [ applause ] >> jimmy: you knew that? you knew that one? [ laughter and applause ]
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you knew elegant squat lobster? >> of course. who doesn't know that? [ laughter ] >> jimmy: oh, my gosh. the elegant squat lobster. [ dog barking ] >> steve: do you hear that sound? >> jimmy: yes. >> steve: that means it's now time for double puppardy. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: what's that mean? >> steve: these questions are worth two puppies. next question is for you, jared. recent studies have confirmed that zebras are actually what color? >> jimmy: what? are you kidding me? [ laughter ] this is totally insane! >> steve: are they white with black stripes -- >> jimmy: what? this is so silly. >> steve: black with white stripes or tan with black and white stripes. >> jimmy: this better be a a trick question. this is absolutely insane. what color is a zebra? >> a. [ buzzer ] >> steve: no. >> what? >> steve: they are black with white stripes! so, jimmy, you get kyle mcadams and lisa armstrong. [ cheers and applause ] that was a barn burner! >> jimmy: hi. hi. awe, i was just trying to fake jared out. of course everyone knows that zebras are black with white stripes. [ laughter ]
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>> by the way, you guys were no help. [ laughter ] at all. >> steve: okay -- >> jimmy: oh, hi, buddy. >> steve: this next question goes to jimmy. >> jimmy: hi, buddy. >> steve: okay, jimmy -- >> jimmy: yeah? >> steve: in 1997, remember that year. >> jimmy: oh, my gosh. >> steve: which one of these animals was elected mayor of an alaska town? is it a, stubbs the cat, b, buzzwinkle the moose -- >> jimmy: that sounds fake. >> steve: or, c, zero the mountain goat. >> jimmy: in alaska? >> steve: yes, for two puppies. roger blain and ted mooney. >> jimmy: stubbs the cat. >> steve: stubbs the cat, yes! [ cheers and applause ] jimmy, meet roger blain and ted mooney! >> jimmy: thank you. these guys didn't want to hear any cat -- they didn't want to hear any cat trivia. oh, hi, guys. oh! ♪ [ audience aws ] [ dog barking ] >> steve: oh, whoa, whoa, whoa. that sound means it's time for final puppardy. [ laughter ] this one is for all of your
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opponents puppies and the game. pick up the board and the marker's next you. >> jimmy: you guys gotta help me out on this one. >> steve: write down your answers for this question. whoever's closer to the correct answer -- [ audience aws ] is the pup quiz winner. alright, you guys ready? >> jimmy: yeah. >> steve: roughly, roughly how many flowers -- >> jimmy: pun intended. [ light laughter ] >> steve: ruff -- ruffly -- [ laughter ] how many flowers does a bee hive have to harvest to make one pound of honey? you have ten seconds starting now. one pound of honey. >> jimmy: oh, my goodness. >> steve: how many flowers? >> jimmy: one pound? >> steve: one pound of honey. [ buzzer ] okay. jimmy, what did you write down? >> jimmy's still writing? >> steve: okay, you said 305 flowers. >> jimmy: 305. >> steve: that's how many to get one pound of honey, you
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[ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: welcome back everybody. our next guest is an emmy award-winning actor. you know him from movies like "o brother, where art thou?" "transformers," and "the big lebowski." you can currently see him in the hbo limited series "the
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night of," airing sundays at 9:00 p.m. on hbo. everyone, please welcome, john turturro! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: john turturro welcome, thank you so much for being here. >> thanks for having me, man. >> jimmy: oh please, are you kidding me? we love you here. so much fun. >> hey! >> jimmy: the roots over there. that's questlove. thank you for being here. >> thanks for having me. >> jimmy: well i mean, i just love you in every single thing you do. from the serious dramatic movies to the comedies as well, because when you get together with adam sandler, you make me laugh. [ cheers ] ah, it's so good. thank you, thank you for those. and i was talking to you, and you said that when you were starting out, you also, you did some kind of improve? was it comedy or standup? >> no, i never did standup, but i used to go to improv because i use to enjoy all of the uh, >> jimmy: the one here in new york?
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>> yeah. i watch elaine boosler, richard belzer. >> jimmy: fantastic. and i remember watching andy kaufman, i was like, you know, me and my cousin, and all these people in the audience, and he put on "mighty mouse", and he just -- ♪ here i come >> no, not even -- they'd play the record, and he just cried while the record was on. [ laughter ] and i was, like, "i never seen anything like this." [ laughter ] it was beyond absurd. i was hysterical. the only person in the audience, it was like 3:00 in the morning. >> jimmy: oh, my god. >> i've never, ever forgotten it. who is this guy? >> jimmy: holy mackerel. >> i saw him a couple times, and he'd get up there, and sometimes say a few words and then he'd cry. and i liked him. he was like a performance artist. >> jimmy: oh yes, interesting. what was your act? >> we did impressions, and things like that, but you know i didn't really have a standup, but everyone did impressions in those days. because everyone like imitates de niro. i heard that you imitate dinero? >> jimmy: yeah, i do de niro, yes. >> you do de niro?
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>> jimmy: i do more of his face. i just do more like -- [ laughter ] >> de niro was more, like -- oh, more like that, huh? >> jimmy: yeah, yeah. [ laughter ] >> main thing with de niro is this, it's his walk. when de niro walks he walks like, he walks like that. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: ha-ha! i've never seen that. that's absolutely perfect! [ laughter ] >> yeah, yeah. [ laughter and applause ] that's good, right? [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: that's great. i've never seen anyone do the walk. i've never seen the walk. that's the greatest. >> the walk is good. and scorsese talks to him and he's always, you know -- [ as scorsese ] "okay, jimmy, let's go, let's go, let's go, okay. [ laughter ] okay, jimmy. what films have you been in?" >> jimmy: "okay, okay, okay, all right, let's go." [ laughter ] um, this new thing that everyone's watching, hbo "the night of," man, oh, man, this is good. [ cheers and applause ] i know. >> it's a good show. >> jimmy: once you watch one episode, you're hooked. you get hooked. you get hooked on this. if you haven't seen them, you
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can go to hbo go or hbo on demand, or whatever it is, hbo go, that's a thing, right? yeah. >> just hbo? >> jimmy: or actually just watch it on hbo. yeah, exactly. there's no binge watching. >> no. >> jimmy: so, if you want to binge watch, tough luck. >> you can catch up. >> jimmy: you can catch up. but they haven't aired all, is it eight episodes? >> it's eight episodes. >> jimmy: i'm an episode in and i just don't even want to know. i don't even want to look at you right now. but this is so exciting. [ laughter ] i just set up, in case you wanted to get a little knowledge of this. this kid, he gets invited to a a party, he takes his dad's car, which happens to be a taxi cab. and he's driving, and someone gets in his cab, like, "oh, i'm not a cab driver, well anyways, where do you want to go?" and it's this girl, and then, yeah. >> then he gets, yeah. >> jimmy: there's a murder involved, some how. >> he gets accused of a murder. and i run into him, and i become his de facto defense attorney for a while, and it goes on from there. >> jimmy: i want to show everyone a clip. here's john turturro in "the night of" on hbo. >> if they had what they needed he'd be charged by now, and he hasn't been.
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other than possession of a a knife, they can hold him on that. but this is good. means they are not sure about the arrest. in any case, there's nothing you can do sitting here waiting. you should go home. i'll let you know the minute something changes. you understand what i just said? >> yeah. of course. he didn't do this. >> of course he didn't. i will call you. >> jimmy: that's how it's done. that's how it's done, ladies and gentlemen! john turturro, "the night of," airs sundays at 9:00 p.m. on hbo. we'll be right back with a a performance from bishop briggs! stick around, everybody! ♪ [ cheers and applause ]
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♪ like a river like a river like a river like a river ♪ ♪ like a river like a river ♪ ♪ shut your mouth and run me like a river how do we fall in love harder than a bullet ♪ ♪ could hit ya how do we fall apart faster than a hair pin trigger ♪ ♪ don't you say don't you say it don't say don't you say it ♪ ♪ one breath it'll just break it so shut your mouth and run me like a river ♪ ♪ shut your mouth baby stand and deliver holy hands oh they make me a sinner ♪ ♪ like a river like a river shut your mouth and run me like a ♪ ♪ choke this love till
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the veins start to shiver one last breath till the tears start to wither ♪ ♪ like a river like a river shut your mouth and run me like a river ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ tales of an endless heart cursed is a fool who's willing can't change ♪ ♪ the way we are one kiss away from killing don't you say don't you say it ♪ ♪ don't say don't you say it one breath it'll just break it ♪ ♪ so shut your mouth and run me like a river shut your mouth baby stand and deliver ♪ ♪ holy hands oh they make me a sinner
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like a river like a river ♪ ♪ shut your mouth and run me like a river choke this love till the veins start to shiver ♪ ♪ one last breath till the tears start to wither like a river like a river ♪ ♪ shut your mouth and run me like a river ♪ >> let's go! [ cheers ] ♪ like a river like a river like a river like a river ♪ ♪ like a river like a river shut your mouth and run me like a river ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ like a river
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♪ stand and deliver oh make me a sinner like a river run me like a ♪ ♪ choke this love till the veins start to shiver one last breath till the tears start to wither ♪ ♪ like a river like a river shut your mouth and run me like a river ♪ ♪ like a like a ♪ ♪ ♪ shut your mouth and run me like a river ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: oh! [ cheers and applause ]
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i'm like in a cloud with you. >> i know. >> jimmy: you're phenomenal. bishop briggs, everybody! [ cheers and applause ] bishop briggs, catch her on tour with coldplay this fall! we'll be right back, ladies and gentlemen. that's how you do it. [ cheers and applause ] ♪
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♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: my thanks to jared leto, john turturro, bishop briggs, once again ladies and gentlemen! [ cheers and applause ] leslie odom, jr.! [ cheers and applause ] and the roots from philadelphia, pennsylvania, ladies and gentlemen! [ cheers and applause ] stay tuned for "late night with seth meyers." thank you for watching. have a great night. i hope to see you tomorrow. bye-bye, everybody! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪
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>> announcer: from 30 rockefeller plaza in new york, it's "late night with seth meyers." tonight -- savannah guthrie, stars of "unreal", actresses shiri appleby and constance zimmer, comedian brendan eyre, featuring the 8g band with fred armisen and mary timony. ♪ [ cheers and applause ] dies and gentlemen, seth meyers. [ cheers and applause ] >> seth: good evening. i'm seth meyers. this is "late night." how's everybody doing tonight? [ cheers and applause ] good to hear. in that case, let's get to the news. there are now fewer than 100 days until the general election. or by hillary's count, 98 days, two hours, and 46 minutes! [ cheers

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