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holter. the so tomorrow, the '98 it's going to 2350e8 hot going into next week. it could be tropical moisture. so we're going to watch the front cal system i have closely. tomorrow afternoon we could be seeing showers through parts of the lehigh area. but the weekend dontsd look too bad. >> beautiful. thank you for watching. "tonight show" is next. have a good night. ♪ >> steve: from studio 6b in rockefeller center in the heart of new york city, it's "the tonight show starring jimmy fallon." tonight, join jimmy and his guests -- aaron paul, tig notaro, musical guest
florida georgia line, and featuring the legendary roots crew. >> questlove: 519! ontario! >> steve: and now, here he is, jimmy fallon! ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: oh, hey everyone! welcome, welcome! great. have a seat. enjoy yourselves. welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome everyone. welcome to the "tonight show." this is it. [ cheers and applause ] you're here. you made it. you're here. we're gonna have fun tonight. we're gonna have fun tonight. here's what people are talking about. it was just announced that president obama will not attend
the final clinton global initiative event in new york next month, because of a a scheduling conflict. when asked what the conflict was, obama was like, "could be the 9th hole, maybe the 10th hole. it's hard to say. [ laughter and applause ] i never played there. i don't know." speaking of president obama. i saw that the movie "southside with you" comes out this week. it tells the story of barack and michelle obama's first date. that's right. it's a movie about a first date that leads to marriage which makes it a very awkward movie to go see on a first date. [ laughter and applause ] will you marry me? i don't know. apparently the movie reveals that when barack and michelle met she actually rejected him at first. [ audience oohs ] in fact, barack was so persistent, michelle started a a campaign called "let's move on." [ laughter and applause ] that's the way -- she's always into that. >> steve: that's the way she rolls. >> jimmy: i also read that cnn is premiering a new documentary next week called "almost president: the agony of defeat." [ light laughter ]
it has interviews with mitt romney -- [ light laughter ] john mccain and michael dukakis. jeb bush was like, "what about almost, almost president? [ laughter and applause ] want to make a movie about that? i'm available. come back! come back here." [ light laughter ] here is the latest on the election. after more than a year of promising mass deportation of undocumented immigrants, last night donald trump actually referred to them as great people. even ryan lochte was like, "get your story straight, man." [ laughter ] are they great people? a bit of a scandal here. melania trump is getting ready to sue the british newspaper "the daily mail" for writing that she once worked as an escort. yeah. melania says she strongly denies the accusation that she has ever worked. [ laughter and applause ] how dare you!
in the meantime, hillary clinton recently wrote an editorial for a news site aimed at millennial women. she says she has much to learn from young people. specifically, she wants to learn how to switch from e-mail to snapchat. [ laughter ] "your messages get deleted automatically? i want to hear more." ♪ tell me more tell me more bah da bah bah ♪ let's get to some -- [ light laughter ] >> steve: wow! >> jimmy: that's it, yeah. oh, let's get to some sports. >> steve: oh, good! >> jimmy: everyone loves sports. did you guys hear about this? tim tebow recently announced plans to pursue a baseball career. tim tebow. yeah. more than 20 major league teams are planning to attend his workout next week in l.a. that's right. he'll be the first baseball player to throw from third to first and get intercepted. [ laughter ] >> steve: really? >> jimmy: it's making history. >> steve: wow. >> jimmy: meanwhile, "the bachelorette" winner, jordan rodgers, has started working as a tv commentator for college football. when asked who he thinks will win a big game, he's the only
analyst who goes- - "this is tough. [ laughter ] i'm in love with both teams." [ applause ] "i'm going to have to go with miami." this made me laugh. yesterday a man in pittsburgh had to be rescued after he got stuck -- this is true -- he got stuck trying to jump between two buildings to impress a a woman he just met. [ light laughter ] afterward the woman actually agreed to go out on a date with the fireman who rescued that idiot. [ laughter and applause ] he's cool. what's your problem? >> steve: i'm stuck. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: get this. a 9-year-old dog in minnesota was just elected as his town's mayor for a third term. [ light laughter ] and the guy running against the dog was like, "why do i still live in this town?" [ laughter and applause ] third time i've lost to a a dog -- >> steve: i lost to a dog.
>> jimmy: i should move, right? >> steve: something's wrong with me. >> jimmy: something's wrong. >> steve: a dog has beaten me three times. >> jimmy: i thought this was interesting. a new report finds that a a record 60 million americans live in multigenerational households. yeah. i think that's just a fancy way of saying still living with your mom. [ laughter and applause ] this basement is part of a a multigenerational household. [ light laughter ] and finally, this is pretty big. i saw that jennifer lawrence was just named the world's highest paid actress, bringing in $46 million last year before taxes. [ audience ohs ] she narrowly beat out the world's second highest paid actress, hillary clinton. [ laughter and applause ] we have a great show, everybody! give it up for the roots! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ ♪
[ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: oh! that is maroon 5's james valentine sitting in with the roots right there! [ cheers and applause ] good to see you, james! st. valentine! this is pretty exciting. what're you playing there, buddy? >> this is my new custom guitar, from ernie ball music man, the valentine. >> jimmy: i mean, c'mon. [ cheers and applause ] you have you own guitar? >> i know, it's awesome. it's amazing. do you want one? >> jimmy: yeah, i want one. absolutely. >> all right, i'll talk to ernie ball. >> jimmy: good, yeah. thank you. i appre -- but that's got to be a dream come true. >> absolutely. >> jimmy: when you were a a little kid, when you were young jimmy valentine, did you ever -- >> this is beyond, beyond that fantasy. >> jimmy: beyond that. congratulations on that. that's awesome, buddy. [ applause ]
you guys, maroon 5 is going to kick off a fall tour next month. look out for that. thanks for being here, buddy. welcome back. >> thank you. thanks for having me. >> jimmy: guys, it's been a a great week so far. there's more ahead. tomorrow night the legendary barbra streisand will be here. [ cheers and applause ] >> steve: whoa! >> jimmy: there's a new record of duets, it's great. plus our pal alec baldwin will be joining us. >> steve: yeah, c'mon. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: then on friday, jessica alba and jeff foxworthy will be stopping by. [ cheers and applause ] you don't want to miss it. but first we have a fun show night. he is so talented and always doing something cool. from the animated netflix series "bojack horseman", aaron paul is here! >> steve: oh! [ cheers and applause ] c'mon! >> jimmy: always got something fun. later in the show, aaron and i are going to play a game of "musical beers" with some special guests. [ cheers and applause ] plus, she's one of my favorite comedians. from the new amazon series "one mississippi", tig notaro is dropping in. >> steve: oh! [ cheers and applause ] and we have great music from florida georgia line!
[ cheers and applause ] isn't that cute? "dig your roots." that's awesome. i love this picture. we've got the little vinyl back here. record player. that's not even them. >> steve: really? >> jimmy: no, just random -- [ light laughter ] >> steve: just two random kids? >> jimmy: two random babies, yeah. >> steve: and they love the roots, that's great. >> jimmy: yeah, they love the roots. yeah. [ light laughter ] as you guys know, i love watching tv, especially obscure german television shows. [ light laughter ] and the other day, i came across this really great one called "bonk." it's sweeping the nation. it's basically they take pictures of celebrities and they bonk them. well, it's hard to explain. just watch and enjoy. ♪ >> jimmy: hello, i'm chris vander bonk. and welcome to "bonk." we have lots of celebrities to bonk today, so let's get things started. adam levine. i hear the voice and it's telling me to bonk you. [ bonk ]
[ light laughter ] the olympics are over. so let us honor these amazing olympians. [ bonk ] [ light laughter ] did you say ryan lochte or ryan bonk-me? [ bonk ] it's time for the world's fastest bonk. the bald bonk. [ bonk ] let's see that in slow motion. [ bonk ] look, it's my favorite olympic commentator, bonk costas. [ bonk ] ♪ play that bonky music bonk boy ♪ [ bonk ] jason bourne, more like jason bourn-k. guess what i'm going to do? >> tell me. >> jimmy: bonk you. [ bonk ] woo! my favorite show on television? "mr. robonk." [ bonk ] >> you've got mail. >> jimmy: things are heating up in the presidential elections. what do you think of that little donny? >> we're gonna win so big. [ bonk ]
>> jimmy: what's your response to that, hillary? >> ha-ha-ha-ha! [ bonk ] [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: order. the vice president has officially been selected to get bonked. [ bonk ] barack obama, i could never bonk him. well, maybe just a baby bonk. [ bonk ] oh, i love fran ocean's new album. but frankie, don't cover that face. [ pop ] that's better. now i can bonk you. [ bonk ] >> aw, yeah. >> jimmy: throwback thurs-bonk! [ "seinfeld" riff ] let's try a morphy bonk. [ bonk ] think fast. quickie monkey bonk. [ bonk ] let's give the wheel of bonks a a spin. ♪ oh, is it ivbonka trump? [ bonk ] >> techno speed bonk. >> jimmy: quinto. [ bonk ] costner. [ bonk ] kelsey grammer. [ bonk ]
steve buscemi. [ bonk ] bonk. that's all the time we have, but the show wouldn't be complete without a self-bonking full body fritzy bonk. [ bonk ] [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: now -- >> steve: wow! >> jimmy: now, this is big news. if you ever dreamed about doing your own bonk -- [ light laughter ] >> steve: who hasn't? who hasn't? >> jimmy: you're in luck because we've got a new app called "bonk." [ cheers and applause ] this is it right here. you can bonk -- you can bonk your friends, you can bonk yourselves, but you can't bonk your friends' self. [ light laughter ] now, let me show you how it works here. see this here? you put your head in that little diagram there. >> steve: got it. >> jimmy: so i'll put my head in there. [ bonk ]
[ laughter ] that's it right there, right? so now you press bonk. [ bonk ] takes a couple of seconds. [ bonk ] [ whistle ] [ bonk ] [ laughter ] so now once it's done -- >> steve: once it's bonked. >> jimmy: it's pretty dumb. once it's bonked -- >> steve: you gotta bonk it. >> jimmy: but it's a lot of fun. once you do that, you press share and then you can go and put it on instagram and facebook and twitter and all that stuff or e-mail it to people. and it works in photos, too. >> steve: you have a photo -- >> jimmy: yeah, your uncle could just have a photo and you can just bonk your uncle. he doesn't have to be there. then you could e-mail him. >> steve: what the hell is this? >> jimmy: what the heck is this, man? >> steve: the cia is after me. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: it's available actually right now in the apple app store. just go to appstore.com/bonk and start bonking. [ cheers and applause ] we'll be right bonk with aaron paul, everybody! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ it's a golden opportunity to discover that in a lexus suv there are no adverse conditions.
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jesse pinkman on "breaking bad." [ cheers and applause ] i know. oh! had to hug him for that one. on september 2nd, you can see him in the new film "the 9th life of louis drax." he's also the voice of the character of todd chavez on the acclaimed animated netflix series "bojack horseman." season three is available now. please welcome aaron paul, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: aaron paul! looking sharp! >> oh, you as well. >> jimmy: looking sharp. you're a stud. you're a stud. >> thank you. everyone's so nice. >> jimmy: they love you here. come on. they love you here. [ cheers ]
>> wow! >> jimmy: you smell very nice. are you wearing -- >> i wore this for you. >> jimmy: are you wearing a a cologne? >> i am, yeah. >> jimmy: is it like a a sandalwood type of thing? >> it is. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: what is it? >> um -- le labo. >> jimmy: what? >> yeah. >> jimmy: really? >> yeah. >> jimmy: le labo. >> le labo. >> jimmy: it smells great. >> yeah, i'll walk around. you can smell me. [ cheers ] yeah. >> jimmy: on smell-o-vision. if you already have smell-o-vision, you know what it smells like. hey, i have a question for you. >> yeah. >> jimmy: would you like to get bonked? [ laughter ] >> you know, i never thought would you ask, and of course i would. yes. >> jimmy: it's very easy to do. >> yes. >> jimmy: you just look here and press the blue button and bonk yourself. [ bonk ] all right, so that's -- >> i love that noise. >> jimmy: all right, let's see. now we'll both experience it for the first time together. that's your picture there. ♪ [ bonk ] >> ahh. [ laughter ] ahh. [ laughter ]
[ applause ] [ cheers and applause ] >> thank you very much. oh, my god, wow! i look good with a dark beard. >> jimmy: you do look good with a dark beard. welcome back to the show, buddy. you and everyone else i know is obsessed with "stranger things" on netflix. >> oh, my god! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: on netflix. dude, they hit a homer, right? those guys? >> oh, god, one of the best things i've ever seen. yeah. >> jimmy: who are those guys, the duffer brothers? >> i have no idea. >> jimmy: is that a made up -- >> the duffer brothers -- >> jimmy: they might be made-up people. >> yeah. >> jimmy: i don't even want to know who they are. >> yeah, yeah. >> jimmy: but we are so -- i do, but i don't. [ light laughter ] it's like the show, i don't want to spoil it for anyone. but you're obsessed. >> i am obsessed. i just -- i actually just looked through the whole "look book" they had when they were pitching the show, and -- >> jimmy: what? >> yeah, i can't believe -- >> jimmy: how did you get to see that? >> it was kind of snuck to me. >> jimmy: i mean, you're aaron paul. that's -- >> yeah, no, it was snuck to me last night. and i read through it. and i just can't believe people passed on it. >> jimmy: oh, they did? >> yeah, people passed on them, and then, you know, netflix. >> jimmy: i don't know the story behind it. >> yeah, i guess, apparently, a
a lot of networks just -- they saw it and they're like, "yeah, we don't see it." >> jimmy: those kids. >> oh, my god, those kids! >> jimmy: you love them, they're so cute. >> i love them. i'm obsessed with them. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: they're coming on, right? >> yeah. >> jimmy: they're coming on the show, i think. >> they're coming on here? >> jimmy: all four of them. >> oh, my god. when? >> jimmy: three little boys and the girl. >> soon? >> jimmy: one week, yeah. >> can i come? >> jimmy: yeah. you want to be here? >> i would love to come! [ laughter ] i am obsessed. >> jimmy: you got to interview eleven. >> yeah. millie bobby brown, who plays eleven. >> jimmy: what a great name, millie bobby brown. >> 12 years old. >> jimmy: is she only 12? >> only 12. and i was asked to interview her for "elle" magazine. and i was terrified. >> jimmy: what was the connection? why would they ask you to interview her? >> well, because i was on -- i went to twitter and just confessed my love to the duffer brothers. and i'm like, "dear duffer brothers, thank you. sincerely, everyone." >> jimmy: yeah. >> and -- >> jimmy: only going to fit 140 characters. >> right. yeah, exactly. so "elle" reached out and said, "hey, would you like to interview eleven,
millie bobby brown?" and i said, instantly, yes. >> jimmy: what is she like? >> she is the best. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: of course she is! >> she is the best. >> jimmy: of course she is. >> but i was so terrified. she was on a family vacation in spain. and i've got to make this good, you know? >> jimmy: of course. >> but she gets on the phone, with a cute little accent. >> jimmy: she has a -- >> yeah, she is far more articulate than i. and i was terrified. >> jimmy: what is her accent? >> she grew up in, uh -- i think london. >> jimmy: so she -- a british accent? >> a british accent, yeah. she was born in barcelona and then grew up in the uk. >> jimmy: so you were a little star struck? >> yeah. >> jimmy: and how did it work? it worked out great? >> it was great. >> jimmy: yeah, good. >> yeah, my wife and i, you know, said that we would want to adopt her. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: she's with her family. >> i know, but she said -- >> jimmy: on vacation, yeah. >> she said that, you know, we could. [ laughter ] yeah. >> jimmy: i want you to tell me the story, because this is a a fun -- i like hearing these fun stories where you get a little star struck. you're on a movie set and you made kind of like a -- kind of a goofy mistake in front of a a big star. >> oh, no, no, no.
i did -- so i was a part -- i did this film "mission: impossible." >> jimmy: hello! yeah. >> years ago. [ cheers and applause ] yeah. but my buddy said, "hey, listen, j.j. abrams is obsessed with magic. you should just bring up magic. tell him that you like magic." i'm like, okay. so that's what i did, and -- >> jimmy: are you obsessed with magic? >> i mean, who isn't obsessed -- i mean i'm not obsessed. but i'm not a magician. and j.j. just assumed that i knew magic. [ laughter ] and so then tom cruise comes walking on set and said, "hey, have you met aaron?" he goes, "no." he's like, "oh, he's a a magician. why don't you show tom a magic trick?" [ laughter ] and i'm like, "no, i don't know magic!" so then j.j. hands me a deck of cards. and i'm like, "uhh -- okay." so i tried something. and it doesn't work. >> jimmy: because you're not a a magician. >> right. >> jimmy: yeah. it's a flop. >> and tom looks at me, he's like, "oh, it didn't work." i'm like, "no, i -- i know."
[ laughter ] and it was just awful. so he asked me to do it again, and it's just a child's trick. and then the child trick worked. >> jimmy: yeah and then he was like -- he's just a nice dude, though, right? he's just -- >> he looks at me and he starts just laughing and grabs my shoulders and does his, you know, charming tom cruise laugh. >> jimmy: yeah. >> and made me feel good about myself. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: but then the story gets worse. i love this. because then you went to audition for "10 cloverfield lane." >> yeah, so i auditioned for "cloverfield." the original "cloverfield" years ago. and j.j. abrams was in the meeting. and then he brings up the tom cruise magic trick story. [ laughter ] and then i fail my audition because all i could think about -- >> jimmy: you screwed up that trick. >> -- was that. >> jimmy: yeah, absolutely. >> yeah. >> jimmy: i don't know why it made me laugh. it's probably because life ended up pretty great for you. you have a new movie, "the 9th life of louis drax." it's a great mystery thriller
that's out september 2nd. >> yes. >> jimmy: congrats on that. >> thank you very much. >> jimmy: and then you can all watch season three of "bojack horseman," which is absolutely hilarious. >> thank you. >> jimmy: well done. that show is fantastic. it's on netflix, which is what we just said, isn't it? >> yeah. >> jimmy: this is a commercial for netflix tonight. [ light laughter ] but will arnett is bojack. and gosh, he's a funny guy. >> he's very funny. and you know, the show is actually very sad and depressing, as well. >> jimmy: it is a little bit, but in a way that it's funny. >> in a good way. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: well, it's -- he's an animated horse. >> yeah. >> jimmy: who used to be a a famous actor. >> right. >> jimmy: and then he's kind of out, and nobody wants him anymore, so it's -- >> now he's just struggling to get his career back on track. >> jimmy: but then he got cast as secretariat. >> as secretariat. [ laughter ] and so now he's on, like, you know, this oscar race to try and get nominated for an oscar. but it's really a deep look at a man's sad depression, to be honest, but, it's great. it's a great, great show. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] thank you. >> jimmy: you play his human friend. >> i play his human friend. because you know, in "bojack," the world of "bojack," it's
where animals and humans co-exist. they work together, they sleep together. it's not weird. it's just normal. i play his human house guest that just never leaves. >> jimmy: yeah. >> yeah. >> jimmy: and we have abbi jacobson on this season, too, who we love. >> yeah, amazing. >> jimmy: oh, she's so funny. so i want to show everyone a a clip. here's aaron paul and abbi jacobson in "bojack horseman." take a look at this. >> oh, snap. my dad's home early. >> whoa! >> you gotta get out of here. >> your dad, the mobster? >> what? my dad's not a mobster. >> no, but you said he was like the guy from the "sopranos." >> yeah, i said he works on "the sopranos." he's an editor. >> oh, god. oh, god! even worse! he must be so desensitized to violence and nihilistic ruminations on the banality of evil! >> here, out the window. you love shimmying, right? >> you know i love shimmying. but that's a two-story drop. >> use this. [ laughter ] go, get out. go, go, go, go, go! >> uh, okay. oh [ bleep ]! sorry. ♪
whoa, whoa. tony marries dr. melfi? mama mia! [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: who doesn't love shimmying? you know i love shimmying. >> i love to shimmy. >> jimmy: aaron, we love having you here. we like to play games on the show. i want to know if you would like to play a game of musical beers with me. >> i love beer. yes. >> jimmy: oh, i love you, buddy. you're the best. [ cheers and applause ] aaron and i are playing musical beers with some special guests after the break. stick around, everybody. it's a fun game. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ you may wonder how we pack all that great taste
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up stage. [ cheers and applause ] we're going to do four rounds. the last one standing is the musical beers champion. all right everyone space yourselves out. quest, start us off whenever you're ready. ♪ [ laughter ] >> jimmy: ah! you boxed me out. [ light laughter ] ♪ >> jimmy: that scared me. >> no, i'm not -- >> jimmy: questlove! [ cheers and applause ] >> oh, no! oh, no. that never happens! that never happens! >> oh, my goodness. >> wow. >> the rest of my night is not going to be fun. >> jimmy: i am bummed out. this is going to be a rough show tonight.
yeah. oh, my gosh. all right here we go. ♪ >> jimmy: tig is a secret. [ laughter ] tig you're, >> no i don't know. >> jimmy: oh, he moved the cup. very smart. ♪ [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] >> i'll come hang out. i'll come hang out. >> ah, man, wow. >> jimmy: you've got a good strategy there i like that. we never said you can't move the cup, that's fantastic. i like that. [ laughter ] >> that's right. >> jimmy: here you go. >> i don't like to lose either, jimmy. >> jimmy: no, i got you, buddy. >> if tyler wins, i half-win. >> jimmy: that's true. all right here we go. come on buddy. here we go quest. ♪ come on! i don't know who i'm rooting for. >> come on! >> jimmy: mad that i lost. ♪
hey, come on! oh, i think tig might take this one. but aaron you got to go for this. guys! ♪ [ cheers and applause ] oh! that's it. it's down to you two. it's down to you two. game's not over. >> i need a refund. >> jimmy: here you go. the last one. dude, you did well. you did well. here we go. we're down to the last one. >> all right, all right. >> i've never lost at this game. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: you've never played this game. >> that's right, jimmy. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: here we go. ♪ they're not even looking at the beer. they're looking at each other. ♪ oh! [ cheers and applause ]
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>> jimmy: wow, look at you. little spring in your step. little spring in your step there walking past me. >> i got a lot going on. >> jimmy: congratulations, there pal. >> thank you. >> jimmy: so much stuff happened since you have been on the show last time. ah, i'm just so happy for you. you got married and you have two little babies. >> yep, i have twins. >> jimmy: congratulations! >> thank you. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: that is unbelievable. >> thank you, yeah. >> jimmy: that is so great. what are their names? >> max and finn. >> jimmy: max and finn. very cute. i know, wait til you see. you brought some photos. they're very cute. >> i did. they're so cute. they're very expressive little boys. and this is max. [ audience aws ] >> jimmy: aw, look at him. [ laughter ] cute. >> i know, he's adorable. >> jimmy: he's adorable, yeah. >> and then this is finn. [ laughter ]
>> jimmy: that's interesting. very interesting. >> yeah. this is one of the bottles he kind of struggled with so we got him a different one. this is max. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: theres something interesting here. something that's going to be very interesting here. >> anyway, this is a blanket that my friend renee made. >> jimmy: that's the blanket there. >> yeah. >> jimmy: theres something interesting here. >> this is the new bottle. [ laughter ] this is max again. >> jimmy: you know what it is? >> what's that? >> jimmy: well just, no, nothing. it's just that i'm noticing something about all of these. you know what it is? >> what is it? outfits you would you enjoy having? >> jimmy: i think -- which one is that, max? >> that is obviously max. >> jimmy: obviously. >> and this is finn. >> jimmy: what it is, i think they look identical. that's the thing.
>> well, they're fraternal. so that makes no sense. [ laughter ] i feel like you're not paying attention to the photos. >> jimmy: well, i'm sorry. i got distracted by the cuteness. the last one here. >> yeah, they're very individual. >> jimmy: this is the last photo here. >> i understand. i want to say this one might be a little, you know, off-putting. because -- >> jimmy: we don't do that on the "tonight show." >> well, he has his tongue out. [ laughter ] [ applause ] >> jimmy: that's a cute baby. that's a beautiful baby. congratulations. >> oh, thank you. >> jimmy: that's a beautiful baby. >> so is finn. >> jimmy: so is finn. >> finn is gorgeous, too. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: can we do a baby bonk? he'd love it, come on. oh, he'd love it. >> i never lost at baby bonk either. i can't believe i'm agreeing to have my baby bonked. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: oh you'll love it. little baby bonk is cute.
come on, look how cute. come on, look how cute he is. >> do you really need the mic for that? [ laughter ] [ laughter and applause ] >> you know what is so upsetting about your app? there are actually people that look like every one of those faces. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: there is not a baby that wearing tinted glasses. that's not true. >> no, there are actual humans walking around going, "hey, that's my face." [ laughter ] >> jimmy: that makes it more familiar for them. they'll love it that much more. we have other things to discuss. i'm very, i don't want to say proud of you, but excited for you. you're going to play carnegie hall. >> i am. >> jimmy: pal, you're playing carnegie hall. [ cheers and applause ] that is big. when is that, that is november 5th. >> yeah. november 5th. i will be doing something i have never done live, that is going to be insane. >> jimmy: really? >> yes.
that's all i'm saying. it's going to be pure insanity. >> jimmy: it always is. i'm very excited about this. this is carnegie hall. are you nervous? are you excited? do you know? i mean, it's a big deal. >> um, i don't know. >> jimmy: do you know anyone else whos played carnegie hall? >> have you? >> jimmy: yeah, of course. [ light laughter ] i mean, no. never. i've played -- >> you haven't? you want to open for me? [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: i don't do standup anymore. i don't really do, we'll talk about it. we'll talk about it. we'll discuss. >> i'll see you on november 5th. [ laughter ] you heard it right here. jimmy fallon. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: congrats everything in the book, and now you've got nominated for an emmy, for the hbo special "boyish girl interrupted." >> yes. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: man, oh man. you are just unbelievable. you're so good. and now you have a tv show. >> "one mississippi." >> jimmy: "one mississippi", it's on amazon prime video, and -- >> jimmy: how would you describe the show? how would one describe it?
>> bad. >> jimmy: no, no, no. [ light laughter ] no, the show is great. >> oh, oh. >> jimmy: how would you describe it? what do we have to look forward to when we watch the show "one mississippi?" who do you play? >> well, i play a version of myself. i have to say that a lot of my family lives in mississippi still, and my cousin, when he heard i had a show, talked to the local paper and explained, before he knew anything about the show, this was basically tig's version of "everybody loves raymond." and if you watch the first episode, i'm just sitting by my mother's deathbed for 30 minutes, while i have diarrhea. [ laughter ] and so, is that my version of "everybody loves raymond?" >> jimmy: i've never seen that episode of "everybody loves raymond", but yeah. [ laughter ] maybe i missed it. >> yeah, yeah. on a very special, >> jimmy: yeah, very special. but somehow you make that humorous. you make that funny. >> i hope so, yes. >> jimmy: no, you definitely do. and with your delivery, and just the way you are, it's very, very tig, which i love. we have a clip here. do you want to tell us what's
happening in this clip? >> this is basically the moment that i actually really experience of not knowing how to leave my mother after she passes away, which is a very confusing time. and so i kind of split from reality to deal. >> jimmy: i want to show tig notaro in her new show "one mississippi." check it out. >> did you need something? >> i think my mother -- >> yes. sorry she's gone. >> what, what happens now? do i just leave? >> do i just leave? no. [ laughter ] you can't just leave your mother! [ laughter ] >> i'm sorry. i didn't know.
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