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an extra blanket tonight? >> yeah, and if you're in the poconos, you could see maybe some wintry mix in the morning. but certainly some freezing rain expected there and through the afternoon for everybody else. we're looking at rain. so have the umbrella tomorrow. it's going to be a chilly, rainy day. some areas only in the upper 50s. friday we dry out. we are sunny, upper 50s. look at saturday. that's a nice warm-up to start your weekend. 70 degrees. and then we get a little bit cooler again for monday for halloween. but the good news is dry for the trick or treaters, that's what we like to hear. >> i'm jacqueline london. >> i'm jim rosenfield. thanks for joining us tonight. hope you'll be here tomorrow. good night. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> steve: from studio 6b in rockefeller center in the heart of new york city, it's "the tonight show starring jimmy fallon." tonight, join jimmy and his guests -- justin timberlake.
tracey ullman. musical guest, stanaj. and featuring the legendary rootcrew. >> questlove: 558! >> steve: and now, here he is, jimmy fallon! ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: oh my goodness! thank you very much! that is a hot crowd, and we have a hot show for you tonight. you can feel it right now! [ cheers and applause ] welcome! welcome everybody, welcome to "the tonight show!"
[ cheers and applause ] this is it, you made it, and you're here, and i appreciate it. thank you. i'm your host, jimmy fallon. you guys, i wanna say happy birthday to hillary clinton, who turned 69 years old today. [ cheers and applause ] that's right. while donald trump said -- [ trump voice ] "the media's reporting that today's hillary's birthday. but a lot of people are telling me that it's actually my birthday. rigged! [ laughter and applause ] rigged!" [ cheers and applause ] but this was nice, i saw that hillary's press secretary posted a photo on twitter of the staff surprising hillary with a cake for her birthday. [ audience aws ] yeah, it was really fun. you can hardly tell that hillary spent two hours practicing her surprised face. [ laughter ] "do it again?" [ laughter ] of course, since today's hllary's 69th birthday, people have been writing on her facebook wall to mark the occasion. take a look, first up donald trump wrote, "i got you a birthday present, every swing state. enjoy." [ laughter and applause ] that was nice. >> steve: that's so sweet of him. >> jimmy: next, president obama wrote, "i got you a gift, but
you can't officially open it until january 20, 2017." [ laughter and applause ] i don't know what that means. and finally bill clinton wrote, "69!" [ laughter and applause ] "also, when is your next birthday and how old will you be?" [ cheers and applause ] i don't know. i don't understand facebook. i don't understand facebook. [ laughter ] >> steve: he just wrote "69" and ran off. >> jimmy: i read that earlier this week, hillary went to a a fundraiser here in new york city that was attended by stevie wonder. yeah, and even stevie was like, "let me guess, loud pantsuit?" [ laughter ] i mean, come on. >> steve: come on, stevie. >> jimmy: this is pretty cool. it was announced that shaquille o'neal is now the owner of a krispy kreme donuts franchise in downtown atlanta. [ cheers and applause ] they serve all kinds of donuts. or as shaq calls them -- [ shaq voice ] "frosted cheerios." [ laughter ] [ chewing sounds ] [ laughter ] guys, we are in week eight of the nfl season. and the big sunday night
football matchup is between the dallas cowboys, and the philadelphia eagles! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ wow! that's a big matchup, right here on nbc. very excited about that. now, as you know, at the end of every season, they give out awards. like, most valuable player. but they also give out awards during the season. sort of like the ones in high school yearbooks. like, most likely to succeed, class clown. stuff like that. so with that in mind, it's time for, "tonight show superlatives." here we go. ♪ tonight show superlatives ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: our first player is, sean lee. he is a linebacker for the dallas cowboys. he was voted most likely to be the lovechild of ryan gosling, edward norton and a carton of milk. [ laughter and applause ] >> steve: that's hot. >> jimmy: next up, from the eagles is jordan hicks. he was voted most likely to be one of the rugrats all grown up. [ laughter and applause ] >> steve: lovely award.
>> jimmy: here's eagles safety, rodney mccleod. he was voted most likely to have been told he'd get a a lollipop after the photo was taken. [ laughter and applause ] next up is cowboys center, travis frederick. [ audience ohs ] he was voted most likely to start a conversation with, "so how big is your doomsday bunker?" [ laughter and applause ] "how many generators does it have?" [ laughter ] here's eagles wide receiver bryce treggs. he was voted most likely to score a touchdown and then whisper, "i am 7 years old." [ laughter ] next up from the cowboys is joe looney. [ laughter ] he was voted most likely to be found in a petco slowly poking gerbils with his finger. [ laughter ] come on, joe, we've got to go. [ laughter ] here we have jason peters. he was voted most likely to have his head pop out of his jersey like whack-a-mole.
[ laughter ] can we see that? can we see what that would look like? [ spring noise ] oh, there you go. that's right. [ laughter ] and finally from the eagles is chris maragos. he was voted armenian matt lauer. there you go. [ laughter ] you guys, those are your nfl superlatives. we have a great show tonight. give it up for the roots! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: they can feel it. it's a hot show tonight! >> steve: come on! goodness gracious! trolls. >> jimmy: can't even get into it. >> steve: is that from your standup? >> jimmy: very excited about that, yeah. guys, it's been a great week so far. there's more ahead. tomorrow night, comedy legends, martin short and steve martin will be here. >> steve: oh! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: i'm so excited. >> steve: oh, delightful. >> jimmy: we're going to play a a game of true confession with
those guys. plus, music from common. then on friday, we have anna kendrick, john lithgow, and standup from eliza. it's gonna be good! >> steve: oh! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: but first, we have a a giant show tonight! it is always a great day when this person comes to visit the show. [ cheers and applause ] the one, the only, justin timberlake is here tonight! >> steve: oh! come on! [ cheers and applause ] a little j.t. >> jimmy: justin and i are going to talk about his new animated movie "trolls." we're going to test our friendship with a round of the best friends challenge. >> steve: ooh. >> jimmy: then, he and i might go back in time. summertime to be exact. [ cheers and applause ] it's gonna be fun. >> steve: with a mungo jerry song. >> jimmy: i'm trying to keep a a straight face. plus, i'm just in love with this woman. she is the coolest, she's so talented.
one of my favorite comedians of all time. she's on the new hbo series, "tracey ullman show." tracey ullman is here tonight as well! >> steve: oh! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: all-time favorites, the greatest, the coolest! and we've got great music. this guy is just, everyone is talking about this guy. i was talking to him backstage and he was talking about justin, he met justin, he was all excited. but then he goes, "i met you in 2013." he was walking around new york city. and he came up to me and goes -- he sang -- [ singing ] or whatever, something like that. and i was like, "okay." [ laughter ] and he's like, "all right, bye." and i go, "no, no, wait, that was good. you can sing more, i like that. that was good." i was with my wife, or something. and he kept singing it, he goes, "i'm gonna be on your show one day." [ audience oohs ] >> steve: today's the day. >> jimmy: this guy's killing it. [ cheers and applause ] stanaj is here! >> steve: stanaj! >> jimmy: that's a random story, but he's earned it. this guy is unbelievable.
guys, as i mentioned, justin timberlake is on the show tonight. and now -- [ cheers and applause ] now, justin and i go way back. we actually used to go to sleep away camp together -- [ laughter ] when we were kids at a place called camp winnipesaukee. [ cheers and applause ] in fact, i remember it like it was yesterday. [ echoing ] [ whispering ] [ crickets chirping ] >> jimmy: psst. justin. [ laughter ] are you asleep? [ cheers and applause ] >> no. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: me neither. hey, do you know what you're going to be for halloween? >> yeah, i do.
also, why are we at summer camp in the middle of october? [ laughter ] >> jimmy: i don't know. [ laughter ] let me try to guess your costume. >> okay, all right. here's a hint. it's a tv character. >> jimmy: steve urkel? >> no. >> jimmy: zach morris? >> no. >> jimmy: blossom? >> yeah! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: nice! air-five! oh, i just got an idea, would you want to sing that song that we heard on the radio today? >> oh, you mean "ironic" by alanis morissette? >> jimmy: i love that song. but remember, we have to keep it down 'cause it's after light's out. [ laughter ] >> okay, here we go. here we go.
♪ an old man turned 98 he won the lottery and died the next day ♪ ♪ it's a black fly in your chardonnay it's a death row pardon two minutes too late ♪ ♪ and isn't it ironic don't you think ♪ ♪ it's like rain on your wedding day it's a free ride ♪ when you've already paid it's the good advice that you just can't take ♪ [ whistling ] >> boys, boys! what's with all the dang racket in here? >> jimmy: sorry, mr. fletcher. we were just singing a song. >> you were just singing a a song? well, how about you just try singing a bed? that's right.
>> what does that mean? [ laughter ] >> you'll figure it out. and it's after lights out! which means you two potato heads need to go to sleep or else you're gonna lose your snack shack privileges, and tomorrow's candy day! in fact i heard a rumor, there's gonna be everything from milk duds to necco wafers. [ laughter ] >> hmm, i'm intrigued. sorry, mr. fletcher. we will go to bed. >> all right, campers. good night. >> jimmy: mr. fletcher is so -- mr. fletcher is so weird. [ cheers and applause ] i betcha he doesn't even like candy. >> i bet his favorite candy is is nerds. >> jimmy: why? >> because, you are what you
eat. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: all right. well, let's just try to go to sleep. >> okay. all right. good night. [ laughter ] ♪ isn't it ironic don't you think a little too ironic and yeah i really do think ♪ ♪ it's like rain on your wedding day it's a free ride when you've already paid ♪ ♪ it's the good advice that you just ♪ [ whistling ] [ laughter ] >> for pete's sake! i thought i told you two party peanuts to go to bed! >> party peanuts? >> go to bed? go to bed? >> jimmy: go to bed? >> i'm so frustrated i misspoke! [ laughter ] >> jimmy: mr. fletcher, we just can't fall asleep.
>> well congratulations. 'cause you two bing bongs just lost your snack shack privileges. [ laughter ] and that means no milk duds, and it means no necco wafers, and it certainly means no other sweet treats! >> what about s'mores and tootsie rolls? >> well, what about 'em? >> well, if you hike your shorts up any higher, we're going to see s'more of your tootsie roll. [ laughter and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] >> that is enough! you understand? >> jimmy: hey, mr. fletcher, did you pee your pants? [ laughter ] >> no, i did not pee my pants. >> are you sure you didn't pee your pants, mr. fletcher. >> i'm pretty sure i did not pee my pants. all right. that's quite enough! [ laughter ] my crotch is all moist! [ laughter and applause ] now, for the last time, good
night and go to sleep! all right! >> his butt peed too. >> jimmy: mr. fletcher is such a lame-wad. anyway, i guess we should go to sleep. i'll see you tomorrow justin. >> okay. hey, jimmy. best friends forever? >> jimmy: best friends forever. [ audience aws ] goodnight. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ it's like rain on your wedding day it's a free ride when you've already paid ♪ ♪ it's the good advice that you just can't take and who would've thought it figures ♪ [ whistling ] >> fallon! timberlake!
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] >> jimmy: we are joined right now by one of the most popular and talented entertainers in the business. he's a multiple grammy and emmy award winner. he stars opposite anna kendrick in the new animated movie called "trolls," which is in theaters and 3d next friday november 4th. please welcome a good friend of
>> thank you. >> jimmy: congrats. i want to get to "trolls", i want to talk about this, you executive produced the music on this. but, first, what have you been up to? we never talk. [ light laughter ] >> i recently voted. [ cheers and applause ] super quiet, under the radar. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: i didn't hear that. >> yeah, yeah. >> jimmy: i didn't hear that you voted early? >> yeah, yeah, yeah. yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. >> jimmy: in tennessee? i didn't hear. >> yeah, yeah, yeah. went home to tennessee and voted. super quiet, in and out. no one even knew. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: just amazing how you sneak in and sneak out like take that. do you have any advice for anyone out there? >> can i get close up? get out and vote. [ cheers ] damn straight. don't take a picture of
yourself in there. [ laughter ] i had no idea. >> jimmy: i had no idea either. i learned, i learned a a little -- maybe i'll learn a a little something -- >> i was like, this is going to be great. >> and inspire people to vote. >> jimmy: inspire people to get out there. it's like, nope. you're in a lot of trouble. i've got to say when i saw the documentary on netflix, "justin timberlake + the tennessee kids." it was awesome. it is fantastic. check it out on netflix. it's your live concert -- which, i've seen you in concert i don't know how many times but i go, justin, you're doing too much. cut it. cut it in half. cut it in half. >> i'll be honest with you, i think those days are over. i'm not going to do as much. just because i physically can't. >> jimmy: no, i mean, it was insane. i mean, i've never seen anything like it. i go, oh my gosh. and then the stage went over and back and moved around. if you haven't seen it, check it out. you did a thing called, timberlake and chill. >> timberlake and chill, yeah. >> jimmy: timberlake and chill. and it was -- what you did was, it was trending all over the place.
but was it you or was it jonathan demme who sent pizza to everybody? >> no, we sent -- we sent pizza to some contest winners. i had them basically tell me their favorite moment of the tour if they attended, and then i picked out some winners. you know, netflix and pizza just kind of go together. >> jimmy: yeah, there's two people right there, dressed as -- >> yeah, they were dressed as -- is that a pizza? no -- oh! they're dressed as us at the "snl" -- >> jimmy: yeah, one of the skits we did. yeah. but they -- anyway, i thought it was a good move to just send pizza to people. everyone had the best time at the pizza party watching you. i just thought that was cool. i want to get into "trolls," i want to talk about this. let's talk about the cast. you have anna kendrick. >> awesome. >> jimmy: you have gwen stefani. >> heard of her. >> jimmy: you have james corden. >> yes, awesome. >> jimmy: james corden's phenomenal. you have zooey deschanel. [ cheers ] love her. >> fantastic. >> jimmy: it's such a fun movie. very musical movie. >> it's a musical. i mean, it's a full on musical so, it was a lot of fun.
i mean, you mention all those names and it's like. they asked me to produce the music and coach these actors on how to sing. i was like, all these people know how to sing, man. so basically i'm just taking credit for all of your genius. thanks. [ laughter and applause ] thanks. >> jimmy: no, no, no. because i've got to say, can't stop the feeling. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: dude, it was the song of the summer, the song of the year, and it's still the best, most catchiest song ever. did you have any idea? did you go, this is sweet? >> honestly, two things. if i wouldn't have taken this movie on, i would have never written that song, because we wrote it specifically for a a scene in the movie. and also too, like, if we wouldn't have had our son, i wouldn't have never written a a song like that. [ audience aws ] >> jimmy: he's a good dude. >> whatever. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: whatever, man.
>> whatever, man. >> jimmy: whatever, i guess. we have a clip. i want to show anna kendrick and justin timberlake in "trolls" in theaters and 3d. >> do you want me to set it up? [ cheers ] >> jimmy: no. no, i don't want -- i don't want you to set it up. i want everyone -- >> i'll set it up. [ cheers ] queue the clip. >> jimmy: no, no. wait, wait -- is that how you set it up? do you know what we're even going to show? >> probably -- no. >> jimmy: here we go. here's "trolls" in theaters and 3d next friday, check it out. >> branch, branch, branch, are you in there?. >> i'm not going to your party. >> the party is over. we just got attacked by a a bergen. >> i knew it. >> it took cooper, and fuzzbert, and biggie, and guy diamond and creek! which is why i have to ask you, will you go to bergentown with me and save everyone. >> what? no. >> branch, you can't say no, they're your friends. >> ah-ah-ah, they are your friends. >> you want to hide here forever? >> forever, no. yeah, i really only have enough
supplies down here to last me ten years, 11 if i'm willing to to store and drink my own sweat, which i am. you all said i was crazy, huh? well, who is crazy now? me. crazy prepared. >> jimmy: crazy prepared. [ cheers and applause ] whoa, baby. >> i've got to say, i've got to say, i've got to say, i never thought i was like -- i never thought i would like shamelessly brag on something that i've ever been involved with. if you see this thing in 3d, it will blow your mind. >> jimmy: it's fantastic. >> i was like -- when we saw it, we did the screening in l.a. just last week with, you know, all these families and people are laughing and applauding after the songs. and i was just like, we did it. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: it's amazing. it makes you feel good. >> we did it. >> jimmy: it's beautiful. you done did it. hey, i've got an idea.
right here, right now, do you want to throw a pizza party to celebrate -- [ cheers and applause ] we'll call this #timberlakeandtrolls. audience, come on down. let's have a a pizza party. come on down. ♪ [ cheers and applause ] come on, down. what would you like? hey, what kind of pizza do you like? pepperoni or regular? want some? there you go, right there. two slices, here. you guys, "trolls" is in theaters next friday. #timberlakeintrolls. more with justin timberlake after the break. stick around, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪
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we're hanging out with justin timberlake, whose new movie "trolls" is in theaters next friday. go see it. go see it in 3d, too. would ya? >> it will blow your mind. >> jimmy: it'll blow your mind. >> it'll blow your mind. >> jimmy: we've known each other for a long time. have you ever thought that maybe, maybe, maybe we might be best friends? well, i have a game that we can play to prove it. you don't have to answer. >> you didn't even give me a a chance to answer. >> jimmy: it's time for the best friend challenge. ♪ >> jimmy: here is how the game works. >> oh, my gosh, it's the best friends box. >> jimmy: have you seen this? >> yeah. >> jimmy: you've seen this? what you do is you draw a a question from the best friends box. and the other person guesses how they think that you would answer that question. we'll see how many we can get right. [ applause ] justin. >> what did i just say? that pizza was really good. >> jimmy: it really was. >> that pizza really was -- >> jimmy: justin, what is our preferred mode of transportation when we're hanging out outside of the show?
>> i know this one. >> jimmy: i think you do. >> if i think what you're doing is what you're doing. [ light laughter ] it's so stupid, too. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: i think you have the same answer. i'm going to reveal mine. we'll reveal at the same time. ready? is it a tandem bike? ♪ [ cheers and applause ] my wife bought me a tandem bicycle for my birthday or father's day or something and we never ride it, my wife and i. >> but jimmy and i ride it. >> jimmy: we rode it all around. we rode it all around. it was so much fun, dude. >> yeah. >> jimmy: and we were like, this should be a show. >> yeah, we should do a show of like our adventures on the tandem bicycle. almost like, what's seinfeld with comedians in cars.
>> jimmy: yeah. >> yes, but you should just take -- >> jimmy: two bros on a tandem bike. >> two bros on a tandem bike. >> jimmy: let's do it. >> bro biking. >> jimmy: bro biking dude. let's do it. >> bro biking. if you can't -- you did it again. >> jimmy: no. i saw it. i was going to do it. then i go, you know what -- >> oh, because it's special. >> jimmy: yeah. that's it. special. here you go. now you ask me a question about you. >> oh, right. okay. >> what was my favorite tv show growing up? mine are pretty hard, actually. >> jimmy: yeah, well i mean -- i don't want to say there's an age diff, but -- >> yeah, you don't want to give that away. >> jimmy: no. i'm pretty aged. i mean -- [ clock ticking ] i've locked in my answer. >> that can't be right. >> jimmy: justin, show your
answer to that camera. i was close. i thought you liked "gilmore girls." [ laughter ] >> that's number two. >> jimmy: that's number two. >> close second. >> jimmy: rory and lorelai. alright here we go. >> that's funny. >> jimmy: thank you what is the song that we always end up singing together? >> well, there's a ton. >> jimmy: there's a ton. we've done -- >> but there is one that's like a little more of a deep cut that we sing every time we -- you want me to write it? >> jimmy: i don't know. yeah. >> you want me to write it or do you want me to just sing it? [ cheers ] >> jimmy: don't let me see it, but if you want to just -- on the count of three. i think i know what the tempo would be -- that's the kind of tempo. is that right? >> yeah.
>> jimmy: just the ending. >> one, two, three. i know it. ♪ keeping your poop in a jar ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: it's the weirdest song, it's by this band hayseed dixie. i don't know why it was on my ipod. and i just played it, and it's called -- ♪ keeping your poop in a jar ♪ >> jimmy: did you really write that? ♪ to reminds me of just what you are keeping your poop in a jar ♪ ♪ keeping your poop in a jar ♪ keeping your poop in a jar [ cheers and applause ] >> we did "africa," that's how camp winnipesaukee came about. we were just looking for an excuse to sing that together.
>> jimmy: we could go out on that one if you want to. ♪ gonna take a lot to drag me away from you there's nothing that 100 men or more could ever do ♪ ♪ i bless the rains down in africa gonna take the time to do the things we never have ♪ >> jimmy: justin timberlake, everybody. tracey ullman joins us
after the break. stick around, justin timberlake. [ cheers and applause ] ♪
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♪ ♪ >> jimmy: tracey ullman! [ cheers and applause ] the one and only. the coolest. >> that was so good. >> jimmy: it was good, right? >> george clinton, man. >> jimmy: you can't beat that. [ british accent ] you look gorgeous, darling. >> thank you, darling. >> jimmy: [ british accent ] you look gorgeous, darling. >> his friend has been in tonight. his best mate's been in. the lad. you can see them all in the
corridors, the baseball caps backwards. you know? the teams are there. he's just left. that timberlake boy has gone, has he? >> jimmy: he's gone now. yeah. >> i could hear you through my dressing room wall rehearsing your song. ♪ stop it. stop it. >> jimmy: i couldn't hit the note. he was just -- whatever i'll cover for you. he's the greatest. thank you again for coming back. welcome back to new york. >> i'm happy to see you. >> jimmy: i'm always happy to see you. >> happy to see you. >> jimmy: you're the best. you bring joy to people's lives. this must be -- >> it's a scam. >> jimmy: you have this much emotion you have this much emotion for a second. >> i've been doing the show in england for the bbc. i haven't worked for bbc for 30 years. 30 years, now i'm a veteran in the business. the "new york times" described me today as a dependable veteran. [ light laughter ] sounds like a movie. >> jimmy: yeah, i was in a war movie called "dependable veteran." he's always a dependable
veteran. >> they call me a dependable veteran and a hollywood fixture. so i think i'll put that after my name, tracey ullman, dv, hf. >> jimmy: exactly. you are, you are. you are dependable. but explain to me the show because it's on hbo now and i'm very excited about this. >> yes. >> jimmy: you do characters. i'm so so happy when you -- you do impressions, which you know i love. >> yes. >> jimmy: but when you do it, who does your makeup? it's fantastic. >> fantastic makeup artist, particularly. he's a dutch guy called flora schula. he is a sculptor. and he just did an incredible job making me look like judi dench, camila parker bowles, maggie smith, and angela merkel, the german chancellor. who knew that she would be funny? [ imitating angela merkel ] i love her. i decided that angela, the chancellor, i think that she's very sex bomb, sex bomb. i think all the men in the room, they are after me. i'm hot. >> jimmy: [ imitating angela merkel ] i am sex bomb. >> i'm hot. i'm sex bomb. sex bomb, there. i wanted to be her.
>> jimmy: maggie smith is fantastic. >> [ imitating maggie smith ] i like maggie's voice. i don't really look like her, dear. but i think she's tired of being on "downton abbey." who wants to wear a corset and use a chemical toilet anymore? >> jimmy: look at this. this is you. >> that's me. >> jimmy: as judi dench. [ talking over each other ] >> jimmy: the audience just went nuts, isn't that fantastic. >> it's brilliant makeup. >> jimmy: they were like, wow, that's not real but it is you. >> judi dench, absolutely lovely. and i was filming this in richmond and people thought we were doing another bond, darling. >> jimmy: it's so perfect. >> it's really brilliant makeup. >> jimmy: and she enjoys it as well, the impression? >> she does. she does. she accepted an award and said, "hello, i'm tracey ullman." [ laughter ] and i play her like a a kleptomaniac because she is a a national treasure, she can get away with everything. >> jimmy: why would she ever do that? >> she can shoplift and slash tires and everyone goes, "that's all right.
you're judi dench." >> jimmy: i want to show everybody a clip, because i do love it. here is tracey ullman as dame judi dench on "tracey ullman's show." [ light laughter ] >> i saw that. you want me to call the police? >> i don't know what you mean. [ light laughter ] >> it's you isn't it? >> if you mean, is it dame judi dench, then yes it is. how very nice to meet you. >> sorry about that. there must be something wrong with the security camera. >> yes, well they can be temperamental. >> i loved you in james bond. >> oh, we just try to tell a a good story. and thank you. >> what was i thinking? dame judi dench wouldn't shoplift. you're a national treasure. >> exactly. because i'm a national treasure, i can get away with anything, but of course i don't. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: sounding amazing. i have to stand up for that, it's unbelievable. tracey ullman, "tracey ullman show" premiers this friday at
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♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: tonight's the musical guest has received endorsements from some of the biggest names in music making his television debut performing "ain't love strange" off "the preview" ep. please welcome stanaj. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ baby i know i've been here before oooh something feels familiar strange that when i gaze ♪ ♪ at you it's deja-vu strange i never thought i'd feel the way i do like my future and my past ♪
♪ got the same name got the same eyes got the same smile maybe in a past life ♪ ♪ you were queen and i was king maybe we were made eternities ago ♪ ♪ and maybe we didn't know oh stranger things had happened how strange would it be ♪ ♪ if i told you i believe you were made for me oh made for me yeah oh made for me yeah ♪ ♪ made for me made for me ain't it funny how strangers became less entangled and ain't it funny ♪ ♪ i don't ever wanna let it go ain't love strange baby i know i've seen ♪ ♪ you before it's like staring in a mirror strange life we in a twilight
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♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: my thanks, my thanks to justin timberlake, tracey ullman. stanaj once again! [ cheers and applause ] and the roots right there from philadelphia, pennsylvania! stay tuned for "late night with seth meyers." thank you for watching. have a great night. i hope to see you tomorrow. bye-bye, everybody! [ cheers and applause ] ♪
[ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> announcer: from 30 rockefeller plaza in new york, it's "late night with seth meyers." tonight -- kate beckinsale, from "life in pieces", actor colin hanks, featuring the 8g band with allison miller. ♪ [ cheers and applause ] ladies a gentlemen, seth meyers. >> seth: good evening. i'm seth meyers. this is "late night." how is everybody doing tonight? [ cheers and applause ] fantastic to hear. in that case, let's get to the news. happy birthday to hillary clinton who turned 69 today. she made a wish and then deleted the candles. [ laughter ] in an interview last night with