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>> announcer: this is sports desk, brought to you by xfinity. x1 from xfinity will change the way you experience tv. the eagles head into monday night's game against the packers having dropped three of four, but they're in great shape compared to the packers' situation. john clark has that story. >> reporter: the eagles will be home for the holidays for the most part. four of their last six games are all at the link, and as you know, they have dominated at home this season. it all starts monday night with the packers. this will be the packers' third straight road game. they have lost four in a row, and their defense is falling apart. green bay has given up 30 points or more in four straight games for the first time in 63 years. the eagles' offense needs to attack the pack. >> we know we're right there. obviously we've got a lot of young guys, myself included, that are getting all these learning opportunities, and we see them all. you know, we're like, we're
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right there. >> we got to win them all. we got to win every single one, the next six. and that's something we all know, and that's something we plan to do. >> reporter: the eagles have won eight of their last nine home games against the packers. the birds really need to take advantage of a banged up and beaten packers team. at the novacare complex, john clark, csn. the marquis game in the nfl, redskins/cowboys. . fourth quarter. kirk cousins deep to a wide open desean jackson. 67 yard touchdown. cuts the boys lead to five. dak prescott would then connect with dez bryant. 26 yards down to the 1. next play, ezekiel elliott applies the finishing touches. after the game, dez bryant and josh gordon would get into a heated discussion. cowboys win it 31-26. now to high school football. thanksgiving day reserved for the biggest of rivalries like
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northeast and central who have been battling each other for over a century. same two teams met just two weeks ago in the playoffs. northeast won that matchup. in this one, vikings with the ball. it's not a big hole, but it's big enough for dan scott to squeeze through. then he's gone. northeast also wins the rematch, 32-26. ought oh ban hosting haddon township and a cool moment as senior mike archie vela, who has down syndrome takes the kickoff return 65 yards for a touchdown. he's been on the team for all four years, and he goes out with a special memory in his final game, riding the green wave to a 45-6 victory. friars host the rangers tomorrow. you can see it here on nbc10. that is sports. i'm john boruk. we'll be right back.
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zero due at signing, and zero first month's payment on select volkswagen models. this black friday at the volkswagen sign then drive event. time now for one last check on the weather. >> so overall it's going to be a pretty nice stretch for the next couple of days. but we do have some patchy fog already developing. morristown get something reports there. poor visibility through the overnight hours. but look at this. saturday and sunday pretty nice, but we do have a gusty sunday in the forecast. >> that's nbc10 news for now. from all of us here, thanks for watching. hope you had a great thanksgiving, and enjoy the rest of your holiday. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> steve: from studio 6b in rockefeller center in the heart of new york city, it's "the tonight show starring jimmy fallon." tonight, join jimmy and his guests -- kevin james --
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tim gunn -- musical guest the weeknd -- and featuring the legendary roots crew. >> questlove: 578, yeah! >> steve: and now, here he is, jimmy fallon! ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: welcome, everybody. welcome, welcome, welcome. [ cheers and applause ] thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you. welcome to "the tonight show," everyone. this is it. you made it. happy -- [ cheers and applause ] i want to wish everyone here a a happy, happy thanksgiving.
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hey! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ i get to spend it with you. spend it with you, perfect, perfect. oh, man, this is just exciting here. earlier today we had the macy's thanksgiving day parade. that's right. thousands of parents woke up extra early to bring their kids to the city, snag a spot in the front row only to hear, "dad, i have to go to the bathroom." you go, "yeah, i know. i knew you were going to say that." [ cheers and applause ] "i knew you were gonna say it. go in your pants." [ laughter ] i saw that -- i saw that some of the parade route was two and a half miles long and took about 90 minutes. yeah, while the float from kenya finished in just 60 minutes. but that's the fourth year in a a row. [ laughter and applause ] every year. >> steve: it's not fair! >> jimmy: i don't know how -- i don't know how it happens. check this out. i read that this year's macy's parade features 1,000 clowns. it got weird when macy's said, "we only hired 500 clowns." [ laughter and applause ] [ clown laugh ]
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[ laughter ] >> jimmy: this is interesting. [ laughter ] sorry, that's my ringtone. [ laughter ] >> steve: it is pretty funny. >> jimmy: i have a scary clown -- scary clown ringtone -- hold on a second, yeah. [ laughter ] this is interesting, though. it turns out the balloons for the parade came from new jersey. and, yeah. [ cheers ] and they actually went through the lincoln tunnel to get to new york city. yeah. to make sure they fit, they had chris christie go through first. >> steve: hey, hey! [ cheers and applause ] oh! >> jimmy: whoa, whoa, whoa! >> steve: oh, oh! >> jimmy: whoa, whoa, whoa! >> steve: hey-oh! >> jimmy: whoa, hey! >> steve: hey! [ jersey accents ] >> jimmy: on thanksgiving. don't do it on thanksgiving. hey, jimmy! [ laughter ] >> steve: dvd! >> jimmy: jimmy, come on. this is for you. it's for you. take this. [ laughter ] meanwhile i read that donald trump and his family spent thanksgiving at his mar-a- lago resort in palm beach, florida. marking the only thanksgiving dinner where you are actually allowed to bring up donald trump. [ laughter and applause ] you've got to be really careful. i guess trump really loves thanksgiving because it's the
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one day a year he can talk about legs, thighs and breasts without getting in trouble. [ cheers and applause ] so, it's perfect. >> steve: oh! hey, hey! whoa! oh! >> jimmy: i saw that snoop dogg just posted a 30-minute video of himself smoking weed, eating turkey, stuffing, cranberry sauce, and pumpkin pie. [ light laughter ] yeah. asked if he was having a good thanksgiving, snoop said, "it's thanksgiving?" [ laughter and applause ] "oh, that's interesting. happy thanksgiving." and, finally listen to this. a doctor in arizona said there is a 25 to 30% increase in emergency room visits on thanksgiving, but don't worry. most of the time, it just turns out grandma was just napping. [ applause ] there you go. we have a great show tonight. give it up for the roots, everybody! [ cheers and applause ] ♪
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[ cheers and applause ] ♪ you name it [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: it is thursday. it is thanksgiving! [ cheers and applause ] and boy, we have a special show tonight. [ cheers and applause ] this guy is one of the funniest human beings out there. he's the star of "kevin can wait" and the new netflix film, "true memoirs of an international assassin." kevin james is here tonight. >> steve: yeah! [ cheers and applause ] funny man. funny man. >> jimmy: it's going to be fun. we have fun things planned out with kevin. he's always great. you want to stick around for that. plus, we love when he stops by. from "project runway," tim gunn is dropping in. >> steve: yeah! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: and we got great music. [ singing "star wars" theme ] [ light laughter ] ♪ >> jimmy: the weeknd is here! >> steve: yeah! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: he is so talented, this guy. he is unbelievable. i love the weeknd.
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it's going to be fun. he's, like, doing a cool medley, special for us tonight. >> steve: ooh. >> jimmy: yeah. [ cheers ] >> steve: thanksgiving medley. >> jimmy: a fellow thanksgiving medley. you guys, today is thanksgiving. it's all about giving thanks. so, i thought, what a better day to write my weekly thank you notes? if i could do it right now, do you guys mind? [ cheers and applause ] got note cards here. i got my envelopes there. james, can i get some thank you note writing music, please? ♪ >> jimmy: wow. [ light laughter ] he's still doing the mannequin challenge. >> steve: yeah. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: he hasn't stopped doing the mannequin challenge. >> steve: no. >> jimmy: he's been doing it for three weeks now. [ laughter ] >> steve: he's been doing it for, like, six years. >> jimmy: six years. >> steve: yeah. [ applause ] >> jimmy: six years, the longest running mannequin challenge. >> steve: yeah, he's been getting it done. he's the one who started it. [ laughter ] he forgot to put a tie on it. ♪ >> jimmy: thank you, "trolls" balloon at the macy's thanksgiving day parade for being the second biggest troll filled with hot air in new york city. there you go. >> steve: hey-oh! [ cheers and applause ]
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ho, ho, ho, ho! hey! [ jersey accents ] >> jimmy: "not today! jimmy, not today!" >> steve: "hey, hey, hey!" >> jimmy: "hey, whoa, whoa, whoa!" >> steve: "i forgot about it." [ laughter ] >> jimmy: "no, i mean forget about it." >> steve: "hey." >> jimmy: "no." ♪ >> jimmy: thank you, pilgrims, for dressing like tim gunn handed you a bunch of belt buckles and said, "make it work." [ laughter and applause ] >> steve: a hat with a buckle. >> jimmy: a hat with a buckle, man. >> steve: buckle it up, man. >> jimmy: you know how big your head is sometimes. >> steve: you don't know. you go outside, you go, "man, i wish that this hat was smaller." "buckle it up." ♪ >> jimmy: thank you, cranberry sauce for making my plate of turkey look like a crime scene. [ laughter and applause ] >> steve: what happened? >> jimmy: yeah. do you like -- i love cranberry sauce. >> steve: do you really? >> jimmy: do you put it on sandwiches after? >> steve: no. i refuse to. >> jimmy: what are you talking -- >> steve: no, i don't want to do it. >> jimmy: "no, i refuse. i have a" -- >> steve: "i make myself" -- >> jimmy: "a special
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sandwich" -- >> steve: "made with home-made mayonnaise." >> jimmy: "home-made mayonnaise and aioli, saffron aioli." >> steve: "aioli, and i whipped that with an immersion blender." >> jimmy: yeah, so i don't do the mayonnaise. i do, i do -- >> steve: i know. you don't like mayonnaise. i love mayo. >> jimmy: i do the turkey. i do the turkey. i do the stuffing. >> steve: yep. >> jimmy: and then, i do cranberry sauce that acts as the mayonnaise. 'cause it's fun. >> steve: i usually take -- i usually take -- [ laughter ] >> jimmy: and, then i put -- i put -- >> steve: a hamburger on top of it? [ laughter ] >> jimmy: no. no, then just toast. toast is what i do. >> steve: yeah, you toast it up. >> jimmy: does everyone toast it? [ audience yells no ] that's what i'm saying. see, that's where we switched it up. >> steve: yeah, you switch it up. >> jimmy: do you remember when i was on "saturday night live," and we called up the carnegie deli? >> steve: oh, yeah. >> jimmy: and i would order sandwiches for everybody in the writers' room, and i'd go, "can i get an al pacino? and can i get a, you know" -- because they were named after famous actors and stuff, all the sandwiches? and i go, "can i get a a jimmy fallon?" [ laughter ] and the guy was like, "what's that?" and i go, "i'll get an al pacino." "oh, i got that." i go, "robert de niro?" "yeah, now what was the other one you said?" i go, "yeah, a jimmy fallon?" he's like, "yeah, i forgot that.
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what is that?" "it's turkey with cranberry sauce." [ laughter ] now, they tell those tales. >> steve: now they've got it. >> jimmy: yeah, at the time. this is back in 1976. [ laughter ] >> steve: when you first started. >> jimmy: yeah, this is back when james started the mannequin challenge. [ laughter ] still doing it. [ cheers and applause ] >> steve: still doing it. they call that commitment. all the commitment, jimmy baseball, mr. commitment. ♪ >> jimmy: thank you, crescent rolls, for looking like a a baby's thigh. aw. [ laughter and applause ] that's cute. >> steve: little ham hock. ♪ >> jimmy: thank you, macy's thanksgiving day parade for celebrating your 90th anniversary this year, which explains why this year, the parade wandered into central park and forgot how it got there. [ laughter ] it'll be fine. [ applause ] it'll be fine. don't worry about it. we saw where it went. >> steve: "i know where i'm going."
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♪ >> jimmy: thank you, tiny espressos, for not being called "mug shots." [ laughter and applause ] a thinker. >> steve: nice. >> jimmy: it's a thinker. >> steve: you open up a chain of those. ♪ >> jimmy: thank you, gourds, for being a squash that's going through its awkward years. [ laughter and applause ] [ laughter ] and finally -- ♪ thank you, the kids' table, for being a fun place for kids and any adult who doesn't want to talk about politics. there you go, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] those are my "thank you notes." i'm so thankful for you. happy thanksgiving. we'll be right back with kevin james, everybody! [ cheers and applause ] ♪
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>> jimmy: oh, i love that song. thank you, roots. our first guest stars on the popular new television series "kevin can wait", which airs mondays at 8:00 p.m. on cbs. he has a brand new action-packed comedy film called "true memoirs of an international assassin." it's now streaming on netflix, just in time for the big thanksgiving holiday weekend. please welcome the very funny, the always entertaining, kevin james! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: welcome back! >> that is a -- that's a heart rate checker, right there.
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>> jimmy: that's a heart rate checker there. thank you very much. always know how to make an entrance, my friend. >> thank you so much. >> jimmy: i appreciate it. thank you for spending part of your thanksgiving holiday with us. >> happy thanksgiving. >> jimmy: were very a -- [ cheers and applause ] very thankful that you're here. >> yeah. >> jimmy: do you -- do you enjoy a big thanksgiving? do you do all the a -- >> no, no. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: i didn't mean that. i meant, do you enjoy -- do you celebrate it? what's your favorite holiday food? >> my favorite? if i had to pick one? >> jimmy: on the menu -- on the thanksgiving menu. >> oh, that's like, sophie's choice right there. [ light laughter ] i like them all. the thing with me though -- i like, simple foods. like the classic. you know, that's the thing with me, when i do a holi -- that's why i like doing it at my house, 'cause i can control it. you go to someone else's house. i just like the classic -- the basics. we got turkey, you got your mashed potatoes, you get your stuffing, you get cranberry sauce -- and i like the cranberry sauce, out of the can with the rings on it. i want to see that thing on the plate. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: me, too. that's my favorite. >> nah, that's the worst. when you hear they're adding chutney to it or like
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blackberries, or something like that. that's the five worst words i can hear from anybody, is that we made our own stuffing. i don't want to hear that. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: really? >> yes. stuffing? come on. i mean, the people at stove-top, they know what they're doing. let them do it. [ cheers and applause ] honestly, every day for 100 years, these people drive to a building that says stouffer's on it. they go in there, and they make stuffing all day long. and you in your little kitchen in wankankama, are going to try to bang out some stuffing that's gonna to top this? [ laughter and applause ] >> jimmy: wankankama. >> it's literally, that's like me going -- you know what? i'm gonna go into the olympics next year. i'm gonna be the one -- [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: so, yeah. what are you gonna to do? >> ah, it doesn't matter. i'll figure it out when i get there. >> jimmy: we'll throw some chutney in there. yeah, exactly. ah, but how are the kids doing? they're doing well? >> kids are amazing. i have four kids. four -- >> jimmy: wow. >> you have two girls, right? >> jimmy: i have two little girls. yeah, three and two. >> girls are amazing, right? [ cheers ] >> jimmy: they're great. i love them so much, yeah. >> they're the sweetest. my little one especially -- ah
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she's such a -- an angel. she'll literally stop playing -- the others are great. but she comes and she'll make a a point of it, she'll come up to me and say, "daddy, can i talk to you." and say "yeah, honey, what's up?" and she just said, "i just want you to know", she'll grab my hand and she goes, "i just want you to know i love you so much." [ audience aws ] i know, i know. and then i'm like, "i love you so much." and she's like "no, no, no. i love you more than anything." and i was like, "i love you more than anything." and then she literally said to me, she goes, "no." and she said this, she goes, "i love you more than ice cream." [ audience aws ] and i was like -- [ laughter ] what do you say? i'm not gonna lie, i was like, "thank you." i don't know. [ laughter and applause ] >> jimmy: that's, she's taking it too far. >> yeah, come on. >> jimmy: i can't do that. >> i'm like, i love you more than cottage cheese. but let's not get -- i'm not going to lie to my kid. come on. >> jimmy: frozen yogurt, maybe. >> yeah, we'll talk about it. >> jimmy: how's your son though? he's old, he's getting old. >> my son is getting -- he's age five now. he's a good -- you know, boys are crazy. the a -- this was wild. when he was four, i was wrestling around with him once
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on my chest, and the action just kind of slowed down. and he -- kids just do this. he just looked at me, and i didn't know what was happening. but he sneezed, right in my mouth. [ laughter ] and i threw up on him immediately. immediately. [ laughter ] immediately, like right -- like right away. it was like bang-bang. that's how fast it happened. no, but the reason i tell you this is, my wife got mad at me for throwing up on him. like -- like i meant -- she was like, how can you? that's your own flesh and blood. why would you throw up -- she said, why would you -- why would i throw up. like i made a conscious decision, to like you know -- >> jimmy: yeah, and you can just do that too, yeah. >> yeah, you know, honey, he sneezed on my mouth. we should -- take away video games. you know what, check that. hold his legs. i'm going to throw up on him. [ retching ] >> jimmy: it's almost there. hold up. yeah. and are you anything that you're not good at as being a a dad? i mean, is there anything one day you're like, "well, i'm not the best at this." >> i'm not -- i'm not good at answering -- like my father knew -- i don't know. he knew everything. any question i ever had, i asked my dad, how do planes fly?
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how does, you know, the tv work? he would explain it to me. and i just, i don't have that. if i don't have like, the internet near me or something like that, my kid will just -- she'll be like, you know, how do you make ice cubes? and i'm literally locked up. i'm like -- [ laughter ] i know, i mean i'm like well, what happens is the water gets -- at a certain point it gets very cold, and then it -- and she knows she kind of has me. 'cause then she'll be like, she's like, "well then what happens?" i'm like, "well, then it freezes." she's like, "but how does that happen?" and i'm like, the um, the mole -- uh -- >> jimmy: it's an ice cube. >> it's magic. i go to that a lot, i go it's magic. >> jimmy: yeah, you've got to do that. all right, i'll use that well. i'll use that. 'cause i don't know how to explain it. >> i'm horrible with it. >> jimmy: i'm loving the show "kevin can wait." and congratulations, on your giant hit. >> thank you, thank you. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: it's the biggest show on tv. it's funny. it's also -- you know, going in not knowing the show, and not knowing what could happen i just loved it immediately, right off the bat. and it's like kind of like a a comfort food. >> it's a classic sitcom. i love the four-camera shoots,
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and i love the old shows that just made me feel like, you know, with a song in the beginning, and then just go into it. >> jimmy: and it looks like you're having fun. >> it is. >> jimmy: please, can't we just have fun? >> that's it. it's really what it is. it's a great cast. it's with sandler, with ray romano. they were great. ah, we've had a bunch of guys. and it's just so much fun. we got -- i got billy joel coming up, man. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: he's gonna be on the show? >> yeah. i'm not supposed to say anything. but, i don't care. >> jimmy: all right, he doesn't care. oh, wow, oh my god. >> yeah, he's awesome. >> jimmy: he's the greatest. >> yo, he loves you by the way. >> jimmy: well i know, i love him, too. oh, man and then you have the -- netflix movie as well. this is called, "the true memoirs of an international assassin." >> yes. >> jimmy: i love it. >> i know, i play -- >> jimmy: i love it. i'm in already. i mean, you're great. [ cheers and applause ] >> i know, yeah, thank you. >> jimmy: you know, it's -- it is not really the true memoirs of an international -- >> no, no. i play an author and a deadly assassin, which i'm not sure which ones harder to believe. it's a bit of a stretch for both. but i get mixed up -- >> jimmy: i can see -- i can
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see you as an author. >> i don't know. i -- i don't know. the last book i read was "clifford the big red dog." [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: it's a classic. that's it. did you get to the end? yeah, it's pretty good. >> yeah, but it -- no, it was a a fun movie, 'cause it was a a stretch for me to play this stuff. and i had to literally learn all these crazy moves, and learn how to fight. and i never shot a gun before. i really never -- never really -- so they taught me, and they said to make sure your finger's always on the outside of a gun, 'cause you gotta be careful. unless you're going to shoot it, unless you're firing it. which -- >> jimmy: on the ring, on the outside? >> yes, yes. you always keep it on the outside, unless you're ready to fire it. and then you put it on the trigger. and during the whole movie, i have my hand on the outside of the gun. i'm like, not -- until i'm ready to shoot. and then when i was shooting they said, they took me aside and they said, you've gotta -- you've gotta stop doing this one thing. and i was like, "what is it?" and they go, you're going -- you're saying bang with your mouth. [ laughter ] i was literally -- i was like -- i go, "you're out of your mind." i go, "i'm not doing that. i'm not doing that." and they played it back for me. and i'm going "bang, bang, bang." [ laughter and applause ]
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so, yeah. >> jimmy: no, that's fun for everybody. >> yeah. >> jimmy: but, yeah. well, i want to show a clip. the idea, is basically that, to sell this book someone made up a story, so that you really are -- >> they made it true. i know a lot of stuff about that, and i get mistaken for an international assassin, and then i get abducted. so it's pretty crazy. >> jimmy: i want to show a a clip. here's kevin james in "true memoirs of aninternational assassin", now streaming on netflix. take a look at this. >> look, what we have seem to have gotten off on the wrong foot here. >> no, i'm on the right foot. the foot of you and not the ghost. >> what makes you so sure? >> the ghost would never have been kidnapped so easily. >> it's a fair point. but, you know, maybe i wanted to be kidnapped. >> and maybe you're a fraud. and a liar. or maybe i kill you right now. so, what is the ghost going to do about it? >> that's a good question. [ grunting ] [ crashing ]
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[ cheers and applause ] >> all right. all right. >> jimmy: what? >> come on, man. >> jimmy: that was awesome, man! >> no bang there. no bang there. >> jimmy: no bang there. break and flip! more fun with kevin james when we come back, everybody. stick around. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ i just see a black screen. what are you looking at? crazy stuff, man. you've gotta see this. what--what is this? it's like some 3d virtual world. can i see? oh yai yai yai yai yai yai. look at the moon. whoot.
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♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: welcome back, everybody! happy thanksgiving. we are here with the hilarious kevin james, once again. kevin james. kevin, you play -- in your new show you play a retired cop but this is not the first time you have played a cop on tv, because back in the '80s we
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were actually on a show together. do you remember this? >> oh. oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yes. you're talking about -- you're talking about "point pleasant." >> jimmy: yeah, that's right. the show was called -- [ cheers and applause ] "point pleasant police department." >> yes. >> jimmy: and it took place in lovely point pleasant, new jersey. [ cheers and applause ] we played two detectives. we couldn't see eye to eye so we'd get in a lot of arguments. >> right. most people, they think of us as comedic actors and players and stuff like that. but this really, it was a a stretch for us. this was intense. i mean it was -- >> jimmy: it was dramatic. two cops would get in a lot of arguments, and always seemed to end up in messy situations. we actually have a clip from the popular thanksgiving episode. >> are you kidding me? >> jimmy: yeah, would you like to see it? take a look at this. this is pretty good. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ >> jimmy: happy thanksgiving, palmer.
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>> you, too, pete. [ laughter ] you -- you appear to be pretty peppy. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: probably because sergeant parker picked me for a a promotion. >> pardon? [ laughter ] >> jimmy: i repeat -- sergeant parker picked me for a a promotion. [ laughter ] [ sputtering ] [ laughter and applause ] >> remember, pete, we are all -- [ laughter ] part of the point pleasant police department. don't put yourself on a a pedestal. [ laughter ] capiche? [ laughter and applause ] ♪
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[ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: you know, watching it back now, it's even more intense than i remembered. [ laughter ] >> it was very, very in your face. they were very in your face. >> jimmy: you have a goatee? >> i grew that in the break. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: well we actually have another clip from that same episode. >> we do? that was a long one -- >> jimmy: oh, no. this is more better for my character, i think. take a look at this. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: potatoes, palmer? >> pass! [ audience ohs ]
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[ laughter ] i'm actually -- [ laughter ] i'm actually pretty parched. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: well, perhaps you'd like some pinot grigio. [ laughter ] [ sputtering ] [ laughter and applause ] >> jimmy: say that again? [ sputtering ] [ laughter and applause ] >> pinot -- pinoa. >> jimmy: pinot pinoa? >> yes. [ laughter ] it's a different brand. [ laughter ]
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>> jimmy: pipe down, palmer. the parade's on. >> parade? [ cheers and applause ] we're watching the pigskin. >> jimmy: let's watch the -- [ laughter ] let's watch the parade! >> no. the pigskin! [ laughter ] [ audience ohs ] >> jimmy: the parade! [ laughter ] >> pigskin! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ [ laughter ]
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[ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: i'm on the edge of my seat. >> yeah. >> jimmy: you can -- feel, literally feel the emotion in that scene. >> yeah. you can pretty much taste it. and re-taste it, yeah. >> jimmy: you're not going to believe -- [ laughter ] you're not going to believe this. i think we have one more clip from that episode. [ cheers and applause ] >> not the dinner scene? >> jimmy: oh, yeah. >> was it the dinner scene? >> jimmy: it's the dinner scene. and this one, the tension just really comes to a boil and things get out of control. check it out. [ cheers and applause ] ♪
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>> well, pete. [ laughter ] it's been a pleasure. protecting the point pleasant -- [ laughter ] people with you for p-thanksgiving. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: there's not even a p in that word. p-thanksgiving? [ laughter ] [ sputtering ] [ laughter and applause ] >> jimmy: just like the pilgrims. >> precisely. [ laughter ]
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how about -- [ laughter ] how about some post-poultry pie? [ laughter ] >> jimmy: perhaps you would like a piece of -- [ sputtering ] [ laughter and applause ] oh, my heart. [ laughter ] pecan! >> pudding and pie! >> pudding. ooh.
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>> pretty good, pete. [ laughter ] but there is one piece missing. [ audience ohs ] [ laughter and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: we were pretty good policemen. >> pretty good. i'm proud of the performance. >> jimmy: my thanks to kevin james. check out his new film, "true memoirs of an international assassin," now streaming on netflix. stick around. we'll be back with more of "the tonight show." [ cheers and applause ] ♪
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>> jimmy: that was so fun. i love him. we are joined right now -- we're having a good time. aren't we tonight? this is so fun. [ cheers and applause ] it's only getting better. it's only getting better. we are joined right now by "new york times" best-selling author and emmy award-winning host of "project runway," which is currently in its 15th season on lifetime. ladies and gentlemen, give a a warm welcome to tim gunn! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: tim -- >> jimmy, you clean up well. that was unbelievable. i actually thought it was pre-taped. it wasn't. >> jimmy: oh, no, that was all -- >> unbelievable. >> jimmy: we have the best hair and makeup, wardrobe. they're the greatest. they clean everything up. i still got stains everywhere. >> i was convulsing. >> jimmy: i have whipped cream -- oh my gosh. >> convulsing. >> jimmy: thank you my friend. i've had you -- we have been
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friends for a long time. so happy to spend a little thanksgiving with you. >> i'm thrilled to be here for thanksgiving. thank you. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: they all love you. you have a thanksgiving memory. i know you were telling me backstage. you had a -- you had a good dog. what was your dog's name? >> spotty. my very first dog. i loved and adored her. >> jimmye l shwas -- >> jimmy: mischievous? >> mischievous. >> jimmy: yeah. >> she liked to have a good time. my mother was cooking in the kitchen. it was hot. she opened up the kitchen door that led to the backyard. there was a screen. spotty, for some reason, just dove through the screen door, made a hole, charged out into the woods. and i was ready to go after her. my mother said, "no, no, no no. she'll run around, she'll come back." well, she did. mother had set the table. we had the turkey and dressing and everything. and spotty came back, bounding through the screen door in the hole, and deposited this gray, furry mass of blood and bones on the table. she had mangled a wild rabbit.
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[ light laughter ] but i have to say, she was neater and the rabbit was neater than you and kevin. >> jimmy: oh, yes. [ laughter ] oh yes, thank you. i appreciate that. sure. >> nice and contained. >> jimmy: people are going to be hitting the gym tomorrow. i was saying to you back stage, you look -- that you're extra fit. >> thank you. >> jimmy: really great shape, bu you look extra fit. >> i have never -- [ cheers ] thank you! i have never been more fit. and i will tell you why. >> jimmy: explain this to me. so, why? >> i met -- >> jimmy: crossfit. >> this incredible individual. dynamic, inspiring, an olympic medalist -- silver -- silver medalist. three-time olympian by the name of -- >> jimmy: swimming. >> no, tim moorehouse. >> jimmy: jim moorehouse? >> fencer. and he opened a fencing club and i met him. i'm always talking about life's serendipitous path. you never know where it's going to take you. well, it took me to him. and i went to the fencing club and thought, "this looks really intriguing." i mean, at age 62, it was a a year ago, i'm going to become a jock? [ laughter ]
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i mean, hasn't happened to me in my entire life. >> jimmy: let's not go that far. [ laughter ] >> no, it's happened to me. i have been bitten by the bug. >> jimmy: a jock? i mean, fencing? >> and tim moorhouse got me into my first pair of sweatpants. honestly. [ scattered cheers ] >> jimmy: you did not wear a a pair of sweatpants. >> i do, every single workout. abso -- yeah, five days a week. >> jimmy: who makes these sweatpants? >> j. crew. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: hey, not bad! >> a brand you know well. >> jimmy: yves st. laurent i thought you were going to day. but fencing, you wouldn't think, i don't know how -- it's tricky. >> it's incredibly daunting and difficult. and i fence saber and we saber people are snobs. there is epee, there's foil, and there's saber. >> jimmy: here's a picture of you -- >> oh, you have one! >> jimmy: this is the real deal. >> and those are the sweatpants. [ cheers ] and that's tim morehouse. >> jimmy: hey, that's pretty fantastic. >> but it's really -- it's so carefully choreographed and the moves that you make have to be precise. you can't just flail -- i thought you just flail about with the sword. >> jimmy: yeah. >> i mean, you can but you will be disqualified. i'm loving every second of it -- >> jimmy: that's why you look
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so good. >> well, thank you. >> jimmy: this is fantastic. "project runway," every time you come on, i go wow -- is this another -- can you believe it's 15? >> i can't believe it. [ cheers and applause ] i can't believe it. it's unbelievable. >> jimmy: 15 seasons. it's always great. do you like the finalists? this year? >> yes. very, very much. >> jimmy: this year you like them. 'cause last year you were kind of -- >> i was over last year. over it. [ light laughter ] but this year, we are back on our game. i'm crazy about our six finalists. semi-finalists, i will call them. it's a great, great, great season. >> jimmy: you did something at -- over at universal studios. >> we did, in orlando. we loved it. >> jimmy: which i love, because i have -- you know, this is very exciting. we have our own ride coming out in the spring. we do. >> how fantastic! [ cheers and applause ] what is it? >> jimmy: it's a simulation ride called "race through new york." >> oh, perfect. >> jimmy: the roots are in it. higgins is in it. >> oh, my god. >> jimmy: it's just like you're at the show. but, anyways, it's the most exciting ride. do you like roller coasters? >> i have a love-hate with roller coasters. i love to hate them. and i hate to love them.
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>> jimmy: don't like them at all. >> well no, no. i'm kind of an addict when it comes to roller coasters too. i really love them, but i scream like a little kid. >> jimmy: yes! that's the fun of it. i want to go on with you. >> if you and i do it together and we're both screaming, fine. except i want an ambulance at the other end. >> jimmy: no, no, it's not like that. this is like more -- it just goes this way and that way. >> oh, all right. >> jimmy: you get hit with -- you go in the east river. you get hit with water. you smell pizza at one point. >> how fantastic. >> jimmy: it's the most fun ride. and you would just love it. [ cheers and applause ] i love the whole park and orlando is great. didn't you love the theme park? >> i'm crazy about it. crazy about it. >> jimmy: i love theme parks in general. i just love them. orlando, you just see families, they're just out there, everyone's having a good time. big smiles on their face. i just go -- our show belongs here. >> everyone is having a great time. so, when does it open? >> jimmy: i think it opens in the springtime. bit i'll email -- i'll email you and we'll do it. >> i will be there. >> jimmy: in the meantime, i will see you fencing. >> yes. >> jimmy: hey, you're a good man. >> thank you. >> jimmy: tim gunn right there, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] "project runway" airs thursdays at 9:00 p.m. on lifetime. we'll be right back with a a performance from the weeknd is here! [ cheers and applause ]
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>> jimmy: oh, this is a a special, special performance by a special, special artist. he's a grammy-winning, oscar-nominated, record-breaking artist, who is out with one of the biggest albums of the year. performing "i feel it coming", and the title track to his new album "starboy," give it up for the weeknd! ♪ ♪ tell me what you really like baby i can take my time ♪ ♪ we don't ever have to fight just take it step-by-step ♪ ♪ i can see it in your eyes cause they never tell me lies ♪ ♪ i can feel that body shake and the heat between your legs ♪ ♪ you've been scared of love and what it did to you you don't have to run ♪


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