tv The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon NBC January 2, 2017 11:34pm-12:38am EST
all right. tomorrow's a washout. just not as cold as it was today. wednesday is a decent day. it starts getting windy bringing in arctic air and light snow on friday. a little lesser chance by sunday. >> remember the umbrellas tomorrow morning. that's our news at 11:00. i'm jim rosen field for glenn. thanks for watching. "the tonight show" starring jimmy fallon is next. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> steve: from studio 6b in rockefeller center in the heart of new york city, it's "the tonight show starring jimmy fallon." tonight, join jimmy and his guests -- arnold swarzenegger. elle fanning. musical guest,
childish gambino. and featuring the legendary roots crew. >> questlove: 591, bolivia. >> steve: and now, here he is, jimmy fallon! ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] m♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: oh, welcome, everybody! thank you for being here! welcome, welcome, welcome to the "tonight show." this is it, baby. you made it. [ cheers and applause ] this is the show. thank you for being here. thank you for watching. here's what people are talking about. you guys, we're just ten days away from christmas. [ cheers and applause ]
and if you want to know if santa has you on his nice list or his naughty list, just ask russia to hack it for you. [ laughter and applause ] and they'll do it, they'll do it. don't worry. they'll get to it. did you see this? yesterday "the new york times" published a lengthy article outlining how russia successfully cyber attacked the u.s. and influenced our election. of course, most americans are really upset. saying, "the implications for our democracy are -- woah, look, kanye is at trump tower!" [ laughter ] oh, god, wait, i've got to tweet about it! i got to tweet. take a selfie with me with my tv. [ laughter ] selfie of you in front of the -- yeah, i was there. >> steve: i saw it live. >> jimmy: i saw it, man. it happened. [ laughter ] i read that the democratic national committee was actually hacked because one of its directors clicked on a fake e-mail to change his password. [ light laughter ] which gave russia access to his account. and then hillary said, "i can't believe you would be so careless with your e-mail." [ laughter and applause ] i mean, come on. wake up. wake up!
>> steve: hey! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: wake up! >> steve: hey yo! >> jimmy: i guess hillary clinton's campaign chairman, john podesta, also clicked on a link that gave russia his e-mail password. [ light laughter ] he knew he made a big mistake when this popped up on his screen. ♪ [ laughter and applause ] putin cat. putin cat. it turns out that two separate russian hacking groups named "cozy bear" and "fancy bear" were targeting -- [ laughter ] i know. >> steve: come on. >> jimmy: cozy bear and fancy bear. they were targeting the dnc. it's confusing, because "cozy bear" and "fancy bear" are also trump and putin's nicknames for each other. [ laughter and applause ] [ as trump ] "what you up to, cozy bear?" [ light laughter ] [ as putin ] "just thinking about you, fancy bear." [ laughter and applause ] you hang up. no, you hang up. you hang up. [ laughter ]
a little tech news here. i saw that tinder is available on the new apple tv app so you can see your matches on your tv screen. [ light laughter ] pretty romantic because you can finding a person with your remote control to fighting over the remote control with that person. [ laughter and applause ] i mean, that whole -- ♪ circle of life [ laughter ] and finally, i read that a a british man flew his girlfriend to new york city so he could propose to her at the firehouse used in "ghostbusters." [ light laughter ] afterward he said, "who you gonna call?" she said, "my ex-boyfriend." [ laughter ] we have a great show tonight. give it up for the roots! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ]
>> jimmy: guys, it's been a a great week so far. there's more head. tomorrow night, golden globe-nominated actor casey affleck will be here on the show. >> steve: yeah. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: plus, my pal sienna miller will be here. [ cheers and applause ] and we have music from solange. [ cheers and applause ] >> steve: yeah. >> jimmy: it's gonna be good. then on friday we have reese witherspoon, and andrew rannells will be joining us. it's gonna be good friday. but first, we have a big show tonight. we love this guy. there is no one else quite like this man. >> steve: in the world. >> jimmy: in the world. seriously, one in a zillion. he's the host of the new "celebrity apprentice," arnold schwarzenegger is on the show tonight! >> steve: yeah! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: arnold schwarzenegger. oh, my gosh. he's unbelievable. he's so cool. i was talking to him backstage, he's great. [ as arnold ] "wisen up, what are you doing?" [ laughter ] we're going to catch up with him. and arnold and i are going to do something fun that you don't want to miss. it's very cool. plus, she's a fantastic actress. from the new movie written and
directed by ben affleck, "live by night," elle fanning is here tonight. [ cheers and applause ] she's a buddy. he's a buddy, too. and we have great, great new music from childish gambino! [ cheers and applause ] >> steve: yeah. >> jimmy: childish gambino. the name of the record is "awaken my love." i did not expect this record. >> questlove: none of us did. >> jimmy: i mean, this is -- he sings. i saw you going crazy on instagram. >> questlove: 3:00 in the morning. >> jimmy: yeah. the longest post i think i've ever seen you type. [ light laughter ] >> questlove: yeah, yeah. >> jimmy: 3:00 in the morning. what did you thought -- think it was going to be? >> questlove: i didn't expect it. i thought it would be a regular 2016 hip-hop record. >> jimmy: yeah, but it wasn't. it's great. you get to see what he -- it's just cool and the performance tonight, i mean, we saw at rehearsal. but it's -- it involves lasers. >> questlove: oh. >> jimmy: can't go wrong with lasers. >> steve: win win. >> jimmy: 2016. you thought it would be a a normal 2016 performance, but no, there's lasers. [ light laughter ]
>> steve: with cozy bear. >> jimmy: yeah, he's the best, man. childish gambino. >> steve: come on. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: guys, we have exactly eight shows left before we go on christmas break, which means it's time for that beloved "tonight show" tradition. it's time for 12 days of christmas sweaters. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ twelve days of christmas sweaters eight days left ♪ >> jimmy: that's right. every show between now and christmas, we're giving one lucky audience member a a fabulous christmas sweater from the count down to the christmas cabinet. [ cheers and applause ] since there are eight shows left, let's open door number eight. [ cheers ] did you get your hair cut? >> i did, yes. [ light laughter ] i cut it myself. >> jimmy: that's okay. door number eight. oh! [ cheers and applause ]
♪ [ cheers and applause ] wow. wow. this is just -- this is awesome here. [ light laughter ] now let's see who's going home with tonight's sweater. everyone, look at your seat number. now as i call your number, i need you to jump up and let me know where you are. quest, can i get a drum roll, please? [ drum roll ] who wants me to pick their number? it's a good one! [ cheers and applause ] 102! ♪ right over there. fantastic. hi. how are you? coming over here? >> i love you. >> jimmy: no way. welcome. welcome to the show. i love it, hi. it's great, i was going to come
to you. but you took control. [ laughter ] took control of the situation. you just create your own, yeah. what is your name? >> my name's allie. >> jimmy: allie, very good. allie, where are you from? >> i'm from florida. >> jimmy: from florida? [ cheers and applause ] okay, good. we love florida. but now and then it gets chilly at night down in florida. >> it does. >> jimmy: it does, yes. you need a sweater. do you have anything like this? >> i don't. i love this. >> jimmy: do you want to try it on? >> i want to try it on. >> jimmy: yeah, you gotta try it on. it's going to be worth it. it's gorgeous. it's reversible, probably. [ laughter ] it's that -- it's that awesome. that is just -- >> it's fuzzy. >> jimmy: you're going to pull this off, i can just tell. oh, wow. already, i can tell. [ cheers and applause ] whoa! oh, i like the pose, yeah! it's good. this is fantastic. oh, my gosh. round of applause, everybody! this is a beautiful sweater! [ cheers and applause ] thank you for being here. thank you. bye, pal! thanks again to our lucky audience member. stick around, we'll be right back with more of "the tonight show," everybody. oh, yeah!
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♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: welcome back, everybody. give it up for the roots right there. ah, yeah, yeah. [ cheers and applause ] nothing says the holidays like getting a roots cd under your christmas tree. they make -- i'm so excited for you guys to hear it. because this is one of my favorite bits in the show, but they never hear it before the show, because this all has to be genuine. because, seriously, i think i'm pretty easy going guy. but there's one -- [ light laughter ] what's that? >> steve: you're the easiest. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: thank you, man. i appreciate it. >> steve: merry christmas. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: i'm easy going, but there's one thing that really gets my -- my goat. [ light laughter ] >> steve: when your goat gets, get. >> jimmy: i don't know. anyways, it's bad music. >> steve: oh. >> jimmy: no one should have to listen to bad tunes. so, as a service to you guys, i'm about to play some real songs from real bands that i think you should avoid, in my segment i call my "do not play list."
♪ do not play do not play these songs these song ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: here you go. you go nuts. yeah, i'm so excited. [ light laughter ] 'cause you always think that, you don't think they're real. you think i'm making this up. >> i think you guys are making 'em up. >> jimmy: no, we don't. we -- these are all real. >> steve: real, 100%. >> jimmy: i don't know how to prove it, but google it. or whatever you gotta do, or buy it. or -- and say -- i'm telling you, don't listen to it. don't play it. >> steve: yeah, doesn't mean you can't buy it. >> jimmy: yeah, you can buy it, use it as a like -- >> steve: just don't listen to it. >> jimmy: exactly, yeah. yeah, they're 100% real. this first song is from an r&b singer called steve wilson. here he is. [ light laughter ] this, name of the album is called "get your groove back." >> steve: yeah. >> jimmy: and there's steve, right there. he looks like a nice guy. let's see if he can help us get our groove back. ♪ ♪ i'm here baby listen to the news i've got something for you ♪ ♪ to drive away
your blues ♪ ♪ let me soothe you i specialize in that liven up your body ♪ ♪ help you get your groove back you just lay there girl you don't need to stop ♪ ♪ >> jimmy: stop, stop, stop. [ cheers and applause ] it's like you're -- you're playing two songs and -- >> that's mark. >> jimmy: no, it's not mark doing that. it's not mark doing that. oh, no. this is -- these -- i don't think he's playing two different songs. >> steve: yeah. >> jimmy: he's getting three grooves back at the same time. >> steve: in one song, yeah. >> jimmy: in one song. you get your money's worth for that one. [ light laughter ] this next one is from a a musician i've never heard of, called stallion buck wild. have you ever heard of him? [ light laughter ] >> oh, yeah. >> jimmy: you've heard of him? tariq's heard of him? you've heard of him? >> yeah, stallion buck wild. yeah. [ light laughter ] you used to -- you used to open for him. >> jimmy: stallion buck wild. >> steve: stallion buck wild. >> jimmy: here he is. here's his album over here. and it's in like a -- [ light laughter ] a blurry photo of him. maybe it looks like a -- looks
like a stallion right there. he's got a nice smile, cowboy hat. maybe he's a country singer, i don't know. stallion buck wild. >> he's a stallion, buck wild. >> jimmy: let's take a listen to "golf cart." ♪ >> yo, stallion? >> what's up? >> what that you rolling in? >> ah, man. it's a golf cart. ♪ what i got a golf cart what i got a golf cart ♪ ♪ what i got a golf cart you got a golf cart yeah a golf cart ♪ ♪ you got a golf cart i got a golf cart you got a gold cart ♪ m i gotta gotta gotta gotta gotta gotta gotta got a golf cart ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: i swear, i swear. >> that's you and higgins. >> jimmy: no, no. no, that's the best. that is right there. that is favorite one, man. but, i just love he's -- that stallion's friend didn't even know what he was riding. he's like, what is that? like he's never seen a golf cart. >> steve: he's incredulous. a golf cart. >> jimmy: yeah, or maybe it was like a tricked-out golf cart, or something? can we just play that again? because also, we couldn't hear him. i don't know how far away they were. ♪
>> yo, stallion? >> what's up? >> what's that you rolling in? >> oh, man, it's a golf cart. ♪ what i got a golf cart what i got a golf cart ♪ ♪ what i got a golf cart you got a golf cart yeah a golf cart ♪ ♪ you got a golf cart i got a golf cart you got a gold cart ♪ m i gotta gotta gotta gotta gotta gotta gotta ♪ ♪ >> jimmy: all right, that's good right there. anyways -- [ cheers and applause ] [ talking over each other ] >> jimmy: he made that up. >> steve: i got a golf cart. >> jimmy: he doesn't know who he is. this next one is from an album called "south bass island bound." and other original songs about put in bay. and three men performed by michael kelly brew with help from steve schern. >> steve: oh. >> jimmy: but apparently, he didn't help that much since steve's name is so small. [ light laughter ] anyways, there's michael in a a suit, getting some work done. and there he is over here. michael he's just casually floating in the air. [ light laughter ]
ready to play some island jams. let's take a listen to, "lord, i need to drink." >> steve: oh, great. ♪ ♪ i don't remember what i did or how i got to bed ♪ ♪ i don't remember who i was with ♪ ♪ or even what i said lord i need a drink i really need some scotch i got tuesday ♪ >> jimmy: stop, stop. please stop. [ light laughter ] >> steve: were gonna need a a scotch. >> jimmy: scotch. i really need it. >> steve: scotch. [ light laughter ] that does make me think of the islands. >> jimmy: that was a a good delivery there. >> steve: yeah, very tropical. >> jimmy: you got it, yeah. i was looking at the back cover, and it made me laugh because, he must really must have it out for steve schern. because there's a picture michael up there, and then there's like a --looks like a a police -- [ laughter ] police drawing of steve schern. [ light laughter ] can't even get a real photo of him. >> steve: it looks like his credentials were blacked out, too. >> jimmy: oh, yeah.
oh, this is a good one. we're down to our last one here. this is a good one too. oh, my god. this might be the best one. [ indiscernible ] this is from r&b singer called nelly tiger travis. [ light laughter ] name of the album is, "i'm a a woman." let's take a listen to flattia weava. >> questlove: oh, no, no, no. [ laughter ] ♪ ♪ i heard you talking been going round you after my man ♪ ♪ and it's all over town you ask for his number from a couple of your friends now what's up with that ♪ ♪ girl you know he's my man i'm gonna slap your weave off ♪ ♪ i'm gonna slap your weave off ♪ ♪ i'm gonna slap your weave off if you don't leave my man alone ♪ ♪ i'm gonna slap your weave off i'm gonna slap your weave off ♪ ♪ i'm gonna slap your weave off ♪ ♪ >> jimmy: that's pretty good, right? it's almost like -- it's kind
of like gladys knight. i dig it. yeah. that's my jam. roots, can you pick that up? that's not bad. ♪ ♪ i'm going to slap your weave off ♪ ♪ i'm going to slap your weave off ♪ ♪ i'm going to slap your weave off ♪ ♪ leave my man alone i'm going to slap your weave off ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: that's all we have for "do not play." if you have an album, we think we can use on our next "do not play list", we want to see it! send your suggestions to our blog, at firstname.lastname@example.org. ♪ we'll be right back with arnold schwarzenegger. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ ♪
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♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: our first guest tonight has done it all. blockbuster, mega movie star, five-time mr. universe, two-term governor of california. [ cheers ] he now takes over for president-elect donald trump in the board room -- [ light laughter ] as the star of the new "celebrity apprentice" which premieres monday, january 2nd at 8:00pm right here on nbc. please welcome the one and only, arnold schwarzenegger. ♪
[ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: arnold schwarzenegger. >> thank you, thank you. >> jimmy: thank you. welcome back to the show, pal. [ cheers ] you look like a stud. they love you. we love you. >> thank you. >> jimmy: welcome, welcome, welcome. >> thank you. [ cheers ] thank you. >> jimmy: before we get into theinterview, what happened to you? >> oh, it's just a little pedicure mishap. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: yeah. i hate when that happens. >> i don't know. i mean, i maybe i ran too long, too far. i did too much bicycling, too much squatting, too much whatever. i don't know what, but i have not been this swollen since the time i was pregnant in "junior." [ laughter ] >> jimmy: that's right. i do remember that. >> exactly. >> jimmy: i do remember that. well, i know it has does nothing to phase you. >> nothing. >> jimmy: no, no. >> nein. [ laughter ]
>> jimmy: it's not insane. i didn't say anything. no, i didn't say that, no. yeah. sometimes you just wear a cast for fun. >> that's right, exactly. [ as arnold ] >> jimmy: "i just like the way it looks," yeah. [ laughter ] you can pull a -- >> no one does my accent better than you. i swear to you. [ applause ] the funny thing is, if i want to sound like me, i imitate you. [ laughter ] it's, like, wild. >> jimmy: oh, man. i want to get into everything. there's so much to talk to you about. but i know it's the holiday season, and i was looking around at different things about you and the holidays. there was one thing i thought was really cool that you paint your own christmas cards or holiday cards. >> yeah, i've been doing this, actually, for years, to paint for my children and for the family, you know, christmas cards. and sometimes i sit there at new year's, you know, and christmas eve, around 3:00, 4:00 in the morning because that's when they're all in bed. and then, i have time to paint it so they can see it. >> jimmy: well, this is real. just take a look at this. you're really talented. i really like it. [ cheers and applause ] i would like -- i would like to
receive one of these maybe one year. >> okay, good. >> jimmy: yeah. >> i will do that. >> jimmy: oh, my -- good. yeah, you're thinking it over. >> yeah, exactly. >> jimmy: you were like, "okay, good, yeah. well, it's good for you to keep dreaming." [ laughter ] >> you'll get it. >> jimmy: yeah. "it's good to have that dream." >> you will get it. >> jimmy: yeah, exactly, yeah. i saw a video of you. i happened to see you -- this is why you're the best. i love having you on the show because i saw a video of you. you were on a safari with an elephant. you know where i'm going with this? >> yes, absolutely, yeah. it was down in south africa. >> jimmy yeah. >> we were there for the arnold classic, and then after that, we west on a a safari. and then, we were out there with a vehicle. and then, all of a sudden, we saw the elephants appear, which was beautiful. we all were taking photographs. and then, this elephant got closer and closer. and i said, "well, this doesn't look very promising." [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: i want to show the first half of the video first. this is -- you can hear arnold's voice. but watch this elephant. >> it smells good. >> uh-uh, uh-huh. no, no, no, no, no. [ engine revving ]
>> no, he's going to charge us. >> jimmy: yeah, yeah. [ laughter ] so you also -- imagine if you're in the jeep, and you hear, "he's going to charge at us." [ laughter ] and he goes, "he's gonna charge at us? is that what you said? >> jimmy: you've got to see this. this is real footage. watch the second half of this video. watch it. >> no, no, no, no, no. >> hey, how's it going? >> no, no, no, no -- uh-uh. >> jimmy: drive away! drive away! drive away! oh, my -- [ bleep ] [ bleep ] [ bleep ] gosh, this is just -- [ cheers and applause ] that's the most frightening thing in the world. >> oh, it was wild, i'll tell you. >> jimmy: that's crazy, man. >> yeah. >> jimmy: but i would love to -- i would be so happy that if i was in the car with you. >> did you see it the deltoids of this elephant, huh? and the calves? [ as arnold ] >> jimmy: "that's the first thing i noticed." [ laughter ] >> yeah. >> jimmy: i've got to talk about the new "celebrity apprentice." i'm so glad you're hosting this. it's on nbc. i love reality shows, and i love you, and i love this show. >> jimmy: yeah. >> yeah, it was really terrific. i tell you, this has been so much fun doing that, and we have so many wonderful
celebrities on the show. so the people will really be surprised and very entertained. >> jimmy: no one's saying what your catchphrase will be on the way out, instead of saying, "you're fired." well, it could be, "you're fired," too. >> well, absolutely. >> jimmy: i've heard you say that before. >> absolutely. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: no, i have. >> when did i say -- what? >> jimmy: did you say that in one of your -- >> yes, in "true lies." >> jimmy: you did. actually, you did, yeah. >> yeah, when that guy was hanging on a missile -- >> jimmy: yeah. >> and i pressed the button, and the missile took off. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: yeah. >> i was like, "you're fired." [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: that's what i'm saying. i love -- i remember that. >> yeah. [ applause ] >> jimmy: all right. her's -- so, you don't have to tell me, but maybe just by your facial reactions, i'll try three quotes, and let me try to guess what you're going to say to these people. so they get fired. and you look at them, and you go -- you can easily say, "hasta la vista, baby." [ laughter ] okay. no, it's not that. [ applause ] too obvious. too -- that was too obvious. that was too obvious. how about this one? ready? "you won't be back."
[ laughter and applause ] okay. [ cheers ] okay, i think i got -- i think i got the last one here. ready? "you're fired! get to the chopper!" [ cheers and applause ] ♪ come on. then they leave. they leave in a chopper. they leave in a chopper. i want to show a clip. here's arnold schwarzenegger in the new "celebrity apprentice." take a look at this. >> i'm the new boss, and i plan to be tough, but fair. now another big change, we're in in california, baby. >> yeah! >> whoo! [ applause ] >> my dreams came true because of california. but now, i want you to all fight like hell to make sure the dreams of your charity come true. now you're all part of my startup company. and your job is to help some of the top companies with some of their business challenges. but at the same time, raise a a lot of money for your charity. my job is to terminate you, one by one.
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♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: welcome back, everybody! we are hanging out with arnold schwarzenegger right here. [ cheers ] the new "celebrity apprentice" premieres january 2nd on nbc. but right now, we're about to have fun with filters. it's time for "'tonight show snapchat interviews." there you go. ♪ tonight show snapchat interviews yeah ♪ >> jimmy: all right, there we go. right here, so i'm gonna go here. now -- all right. yeah. are you already seeing -- all right. basically -- okay. so what we're going to do is, i have a stack of cards with topics on them, okay?
and we're going to have to talk about each topic, and while using different snapchat filters on our faces. and when you hear this sound -- [ ding ] that means next topic, next filter. >> mm-hmm. >> jimmy: okay, i'm just gonna find my thing. all right, here we go. [ light laughter ] i've got one. all right, are you ready? >> ready. >> jimmy: all right. here we go. [ light laughter ] all right, the first topic is movies. here we go. how do you prepare for your roles? [ light laughter ] >> well, i just look at the script -- [ laughter ] and then, i read through it and see if there's a nude scene. if there's a nude scene, i work twice as hard. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: does that mean the movie's rated arr! that'll do it. that'll do it. [ cheers and applause ] next topic is the holidays. let me pick. i'll pick a filter for you. [ humming ]
i -- i don't know. [ light laughter ] okay, ready? >> that is vicious. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: what do you want for christmas? [ laughter ] >> i would like to have -- [ laughter ] a six-piece toaster. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: oh. >> i love toasters. >> jimmy: oh. >> because i -- >> jimmy: yeah. >> you need to have one with six, you know? >> jimmy: yeah. >> and that's exactly what i want. >> jimmy: oh, it's almost -- >> yes. >> jimmy: it's almost a total loaf of a bread. [ cheers and applause ] i don't know what that was. i was just having -- >> i'm having a great time with this. can we do this all night? >> jimmy: yeah. >> yeah, exactly. >> jimmy: this one is the last one here. this is our final topic. and for this last one, i'm going to use my phone for both of us here. >> okay. >> jimmy: we're going to try a a face swap. >> all right. >> jimmy: all right.
here we go. >> mm-hmm. >> jimmy: here we go. we get our faces in there. [ light laughter ] ready? >> yes. >> jimmy: daily routine, can you describe what the typical day in your life is? [ light laughter ] >> yes, of course. i get up early in the morning, and then i go to work out for two hours. then i take a ten-mile run. >> jimmy: yeah. >> and then, come home read the newspapers in two different languages. and then, i have breakfast, take a shower, and by that time, it should be 6:00 in the morning. >> jimmy: there we go. ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: that's all we have for our snapchat interview. [ cheers and applause ] arnold schwarzenegger! we love you, buddy. come back whenever. thank you so much. >> absolutely. thank you. >> jimmy: we'll be right back with elle fanning, everybody! come on back! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ this is 100% useful for a 100% fresh mouth.. what's it like to not feel 100% fresh?
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♪ [ cheers and applause ] ah, we love you. thank you for coming back to the show. >> i'm always so excited. >> jimmy: i know me too. i get excited too. >> i saw arnold backstage. i'd never met him. and he said, "wow you're in a a good mood." and i said, "yeah, i'm in a a great mood." >> jimmy: well, you are. you're always in a good mood. you're smiling and happy. we also have a fun thing to talk about. did you -- you graduated high school, right? >> i did. this year, graduated. >> jimmy: hey, that's a big deal. >> yeah, yeah. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: i saw you did that. but then i also -- you -- a a couple of weeks later you had your wisdom teeth removed. >> i did. >> jimmy: but here's the deal. you went and you did it, and you wanted to have your mom videotape you. >> yes, i did. i want -- you know, like "david after the dentist." that great -- like the video. >> jimmy: no, yeah, of course. >> i love that video. >> jimmy: 'cause you were so
spaced out. >> yes, and i wanted that. i wanted to -- i'm like, i'm going to say something super funny. i'm like, i can't wait. and i was like, mom, please video me afterwards. and she didn't video me. she forgot to. and i wanted to have this great viral video. and i didn't get to have it. >> jimmy: no, but she did take a photo of you. >> yeah, i tried at least, on my journey back from palo alto. >> jimmy: it's my favorite photo. it's the best. look at this. you can see the little nose there. [ audience aws ] is that two bags of peas? >> yes. >> jimmy: frozen peas? >> peas we got at a gas station on the way back. >> jimmy: i mean, it looks painful, but it looks really cute. >> yeah. >> jimmy: it really makes me laugh. i go, oh my gosh. i was thinking maybe your fans can put videos of them -- it's very easy to dress like this. you just put two bags of peas and wrap it with -- >> medical tape, yeah. >> jimmy: medical wrap. and then, just make up and just call it the elle fanning wisdom teeth viral video. >> yeah, so at least i can have something. >> jimmy: you can make up something, and just put it on instagram. to @ellefanning, and then you'll have your viral video. that's like -- you can do it. yeah, we'll help you out. no problem. yeah. [ cheers and applause ]
oh, my gosh. and then, how's your summer been? you had -- you had a fun summer right? >> i did, i had a really good summer. i went to a beyonce concert at dodgers stadium. >> jimmy: that's a big deal. >> it was real fun. >> jimmy: oh, she's unbelievable. >> yeah, she was. and it was funny, 'cause i went with one of my best girl friends. and it was at dodgers stadium, so we went and we kinda were at our seats, no one was next to us. and were like, we want to get dodger dogs. so we went to go get hot dogs, and we came back and there was a man that was sitting next to my friend, and we were -- i was like, ha ha, like you with the beard and the hat. i said you have to sit next to the dad. you know, that's bringing his daughters to the beyonce concert. and he -- he looked up, and i was like -- it was channing tatum. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: now you're -- now you're jealous. >> i was so jealous. i was like, move, move. >> jimmy: exactly, like, let me tell you exactly. so, he was at the -- at the concert. >> yeah, so we tried to -- you know, we talked to him a little bit.
he was with his wife. and he was dancing, it's like, well, we were watching beyonce, but we were also, you know, watching him. yes. >> jimmy: magic mike, yeah. >> he was magic mike. >> jimmy: you were watching magic mike watch beyonce. yeah, yeah, yeah. it's awesome. >> like inception. >> jimmy: yeah, exactly. so, it's so good. and then -- >> yeah, i tried to get a a photo. but i didn't ask. >> jimmy: uh-huh, you want to play it cool. >> i wanted to play it cool. so, we asked someone who was next to me like, can you take a a photo of me and my girlfriend? and we were like whispered like, "but get channing tatum in the background." >> jimmy: yeah, exactly. >> and so -- >> jimmy: sneak a little photo there. >> yeah, we did. we tried. >> jimmy: and then this is my favorite part. >> yeah, it really was blurry. >> jimmy: the blurriest photo i've ever seen. >> that's him! lll >> jimmy: and that's channing tatum. >> jimmy: do you ever -- do you sneak photos a lot? are you -- when you see -- >> well, sometimes i do. there's one particular -- you know jeff probst? >> jimmy: "survivor"? >> i'm not saying his last name right. >> jimmy: yeah. jeff probst. oh, he's the best. host of "survivor." >> yeah, so we're huge fans of "survivor." and he frequents this coffee bean that we go to.
>> jimmy: i love jeff probst. >> yeah, i love him. and so i -- >> jimmy: you sneak photos of jeff probst? >> yeah. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: you just ruined his whole coffee bean thing. >> i know, i'm sorry jeff. >> jimmy: he can never go there again. but i love this story. >> yes, he's always there, so i sneak, and i send it to like family group chat. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: why? because your family loves him? >> yeah, it's like the tribe has spoken at the coffee bean. >> jimmy: oh, of course, yeah. oh, you know, he's the nicest dude. so if you see him, he would tell you hey. i -- ask for a selfie, and the next time you come back, i want a picture of you and jeff. >> okay, okay. perfect. >> jimmy: i gotta to talk about your movies here. you have two great movies out. one is "20th century women." uh, congratulations on this, just got nominated for golden globe. anette benning got nominated as well for golden globe. great performances all around. great cast in that. congratulations on that. >> thank you. >> jimmy: but then, this "live by night", this is written and directed by ben affleck. >> yes. >> jimmy: who is one of our pals here. how is ben to work with? >> ben's amazing.
his sets just feel like -- they feel like old hollywood movie sets, in a way. like very epic. and the movie feels also, very epic. it's a 1920s gangster film during the prohibition. and movies aren't really -- i don't know. not made like that any -- anymore. >> jimmy: there's a different look and feel to it, yeah. and he's fun to act with as well? >> yes, really, really fun. >> jimmy: i love that guy. he just does a lot of cool stuff. >> great. >> jimmy: we have a clip here with elle fanning and ben affleck in "live by night." take a look at this. >> let me apologize. i think we -- we got off on the wrong foot here. i'm just here to ask you, if you would be amenable to omitting the casino issue from your sermon. and in exchange, we're going to bring our business here. business will create jobs, which will reduce the sinfulness that comes with poverty, and idle hands. we'd be willing to contribute to the church. we would be willing to build a a few churches. >> if god re-writes the bible, to cast gambling as virtuous, i will refrain from speaking against it. but until then, you don't get
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[ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> announcer: from 30 rockefeller plaza in new york, it's "late night with seth meyers." tonight -- shaquille o'neal -- comedian and author abbi jacobson -- music from miranda lambert -- featuring the 8g band with abe cunningham. ♪ [ cheers applause ] ladies and gentlemen, seth meyers. >> seth: good evening, everybody i'm seth meyers. this is "late night." how is everybody doing tonight? [ cheers and applause ] that's great. in that case let's get to the news, vice president joe biden said yesterday that he may run for office in 2020 telling reporters, quote, "what the hell, man." i don't know how to tell you this joe but we already elected "what the hell, man."