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the shade, air conditioning, special care for pets. check on the elderly. we'll see a feels like over 100 and start to see things edge down for the weekend. we could see strong or severe storms on saturday and into saturday night and predawn on sunday before we finally start to wind down. i'm just looking ahead to tuesday at this point. >> look at that. >> that's the big break right there. >> that looks pretty nice. >> no complaining those days, tuesday, wednesday, thursday. >> no. >> none of that. i'm jacqueline london. >> i'm jim rosenfeld. thanks for joining us tonight. "the tonight show" starring jimmy fallon is up next. have a great night. pplause ] ♪ >> steve: from studio 6b in rockefeller center in the heart of new york city, it's "the tonight show starring jimmy fallon." tonight, join jimmy and his guests -- charlize theron, michael phelps, author julie klam, musical guest sza featuring
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travis scott and the legendary roots crew. >> questlove: 708, illinois! >> steve: and now, here he is, jimmy fallon! ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: oh, my goodness! [ cheers and applause ] i feel the love! i feel the love right there. welcome, everybody. welcome. welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome to "the tonight show," everybody. you're here. [ cheers and applause ] you made it. thank you.
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i'm your host, jimmy fallon. just a heads up before we start. if any of you call an uber anytime soon, you might want to make sure it's not a white ford bronco. i'm just saying. [ cheers and applause ] because -- >> steve: be careful. might be a lyft. >> jimmy: that's right. o.j. simpson was officially granted parole today and could be out of jail by october. when asked what he plans to do first, he said, "well, catch up on all the shows about o.j." [ laughter ] "i heard they're great." sarah paulson -- [ applause ] sarah paulson's fantastic. that's what i hear. o.j. actually video conferenced into his parole hearing today, because the board was 120 miles away from his prison. yeah, not a good sign when even the parole board is scared to be near him. [ laughter and applause ] "can he see us? he can't see us, right?" a lot of people didn't know how to feel about the news. on one hand, o.j. is a a convicted felon. on the other hand, he managed to keep trump off tv for a a whole afternoon. so it's -- [ cheers and applause ] kind of a community service.
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of course, the other big story is this interview president trump did with "the new york times." and the paper said that he made several false claims. and trump was like, "but you chose to print them, so once again, fake news." [ laughter and applause ] "so that's your -- that's on you." in the interview, trump warned special counsel robert mueller not to look into his family's finances. then mueller was like, "well, i wasn't going to, but now i definitely am." i mean, what are you trying -- "and don't look in that box." [ light laughter ] "never mind what's in that box." now i have to look in the box. [ light laughter ] trump also said that washington, d.c. should do a a big parade down pennsylvania avenue, like the bastille day parade that he went to in paris. trump said it should be just like his inauguration, but with people. [ laughter and applause ] i think that would be beautiful. but right now it is "made in america" week at the white house.
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so trump hosted a bunch of business leaders to talk about american products. and, as always, trump made sure to focus on the most important issue. watch this. >> so what label do you like better, "made in america" or "made in the usa"? tell me. think about it. >> usa. [ light laughter ] >> what do you like better, "made in america" or "made in the usa"? what do you like, secretary, how do you feel? it used to be "made in the usa," i think. how do you feel, michael? "made in the usa" or "made in america"? peter, what do you like? what does the media like? do you like "made in america" or "made in the usa," steve? but either is great. or both. [ laughter ] >> steve: what? [ laughter ] >> jimmy: goodness. then trump was like, "glad we got that settled. next issue, mary-kate or ashley?" [ laughter ] "what do you think, senator?" mary-kate?" [ applause ] "i can see that. what do you think? the media thinks ashley?" meanwhile, the identities of the people who attended the meeting between donald trump jr. and the russians keep coming out. it's making some people in washington very nervous.
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so they're actually coming forward with their alibis to just prove that they weren't there. >> steve: really? >> jimmy: yeah. i mean, check out what they had to say. for example, chris christie said, "i was busy shutting down coney island so i could ride the cyclone by myself." [ laughter and applause ] >> steve: wow. >> jimmy: next, mike pence said he "spent a romantic evening with the wife, slow dancing to white noise." [ laughter ] >> steve: wow. [ imitating white noise ] >> jimmy: "that's our wedding song." [ light laughter ] and finally, melania trump said, "i'd say i was with donald, but no one would believe me." >> steve: oh! [ applause ] >> jimmy: there you go. we have a great show tonight. give it up for the roots. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: oh! hey, thank you, guys.
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thank you, roots. thank you, everybody. >> steve: oh, man! >> jimmy: what a fun show we have tonight. we have a sexy show. >> steve: ooh. >> jimmy: tonight is a very, very sexy show. she stars in a new action film called "atomic blonde." she is just a badass. charlize theron is here, everybody. >> steve: yeah! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: "atomic blonde." we're going to talk about the movie, which is set in the '80s. and then charlize and i are going to have an '80s music themed dance battle. >> steve: ooh. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: you know -- you know that i was born to dance. >> steve: yeah, you were. >> jimmy: you know that. >> steve: you were bored to dance? >> jimmy: no, born. >> steve: born. >> jimmy: born to dance. plus, he's the greatest swimmer of all time. michael phelps is here. >> steve: oh! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: the best. and i wouldn't have guessed this, i wouldn't have guessed this, but he's racing a great white shark this weekend. [ scattered cheers ] on television. >> steve: for real? >> jimmy: he's racing --
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for real. he's racing a great white shark. >> steve: does he get to run or does he have to swim? >> jimmy: no - [ light laughter ] i gotta -- i'll show the whole thing. but i just, would never -- i wouldn't have guessed it at all. i cannot wait to see this thing. it's "shark week," so you've got to do something. but, of course. michael phelps, he's totally going to win. >> steve: he's gonna -- he's gotta win, right? [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: he has to win. >> steve: why would they do it? 'cause everybody thinks the shark's gonna win. >> jimmy: yeah, well, you never know -- >> steve: i hope he doesn't jump the shark. >> jimmy: i don't know what shark -- they maybe got like an out of shape shark. >> steve: old shark. [ laughter ] [ coughing ] "go without me! go without me!" >> jimmy: "i haven't worked since 'jaws 3'! "i haven't worked since 'jaws 3'." >> steve: "where's michael caine?" [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: plus, she has written a new book, it's a great summer read. it's called "the stars in our eyes." the very funny author julie klam is joining us tonight. >> steve: oh! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: it's about our obsession with celebrity. it's very good, very funny. and we got great music tonight from sza! >> steve: yeah! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: oh, yeah!
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oh, yeah! sza's here. guys, it is time for "tonight show" hashtags. here we go. ♪ ♪ hashtags hashtags ♪ >> jimmy: we do this thing every wednesday where i send out a hashtag and we ask you guys to respond to that topic. and since this was hometown week on "the bachelorette" -- [ light laughter ] hometowns week. i sent out a hashtag called #myfamilyisweird. [ light laughter ] and i asked you guys to send us funny, weird, or embarrassing stories about your families. we got a huge response. a lot of weird families out there. within 30 minutes it was a a trending topic in the u.s. so thank you for getting involved. [ cheers and applause ] now i thought i'd share some of my favorite "my family is weird" stories from you guys. here we go. this first one is from @rockyhoare. [ light laughter ] >> steve: wait. horror or whore? [ laughter ] 'cause i was with a rocky whore
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in the navy. >> jimmy: i hate to say -- i hate to say it, but it's rockyhoare. [ light laughter ] h-o-a-r-e. >> steve: oh, like hoare -- like a -- yeah, sure. why not? >> jimmy: she says, "my mother orders frozen margaritas and then won't drink them because they're too cold." [ laughter and applause ] i can't do that. ugh, freezing. >> steve: i got brain freeze! >> jimmy: these frozen margaritas are so cold! [ light laughter ] then don't order a frozen margarita. >> steve: don't do it. >> jimmy: this one's from @poetayytoe. [ light laughter ] >> steve: oh, nice. >> jimmy: she says, "my dad can never remember the name of the minions from 'despicable me'. he calls them 'the dependables,' "the pinions,' and 'the morons.'" [ laughter and applause ] "i love those morons. i love the morons, they're great." >> steve: more cheese and crackers? [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: squeeze cheese on a a ritz. uh, yeah, thanks. this one's from @hullojess. but h-u-l-l.
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hullo. >> steve: hullo jess. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: hullo. >> steve: hullo. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: hullo, jess. she says, "when i was a kid, my dad cut the pointed tips off the party hats so we kids wouldn't poke each other's eyes out." [ laughter and applause ] well, you still have you eyes. >> steve: yeah. turned them into horns. >> jimmy: maybe he was right. maybe he had a point. maybe he had a bunch of points. >> steve: ha-ha-ha-ha! >> jimmy: save it. save it. save your energy, guys. [ light laughter ] this one's from @cptnswan4thewin. >> steve: captain -- >> jimmy: you almost run out of characters right there. you can't tweet anything. >> steve: no more names. >> jimmy: captain swan for the win. she says, "when my brother and i are away at college, my mom puts scarecrow versions of us at the dinner table to have as guests." [ laughter ] there's a photo. look at -- there's a photo right there. [ applause ] "wonder if mom even knows we're not home anymore." >> steve: "they're not eating again, honey."
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>> jimmy: this one's from @amyevans1023. she says, "when i was little, my dad trained me to get him a a beer when he barked like a a seal." [ laughter and applause ] >> steve: what? wait, you're -- >> jimmy: i never knew i had another sister. yeah, there you go. i'm like, "amy?" this one's from @jennyskorusa. she says, "my grandma paid to have professional photos" -- this is real, by the way. "my grandma paid to have professional photos taken with one of her dolls and a stuffed monkey." she sent a photo. this is it. [ laughter and applause ] >> steve: genius. >> jimmy: oh, my goodness. this last one here is from @erinbode. she says, "instead of xoxoxo, my mom ends every e-mail with momomomomomomomomom."
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[ laughter and applause ] there you have it. those are "tonight show" hashtags. to check out more of our favorites, go to tonightshow.com/hashtags. we'll be right back with charlize theron, everybody! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ i'm going to take they sky jet. ♪
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♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: we are joined right now by an academy award-winning actress. she had a string of hits recently including "mad max: fury road" and "the fate of the furious." starting next friday she stars in another big action movie. it is called "atomic blonde." please welcome back charlize theron, everybody! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪
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>> jimmy: "atomic blonde." >> thank you. >> jimmy: welcome back. they love you, come on. [ cheers and applause ] yeah, you invited all of them here. >> thanks, guys. >> jimmy: first of all, i want to thank you for being here. you look gorgeous. look at this, how gorgeous. oh, my gosh, the cover of "w." and i -- [ cheers and applause ] i want to talk about "atomic blonde." you play a bad ass in that movie. and there's just so many cool things about it, i want to talk to you about. but, first of all, i want to talk about this, this is a a great article, in this magazine. i read this -- "w." and they were saying the writer came up with an idea. >> yes. >> jimmy: and i think actually -- they're on to something. that you should maybe be the next james bond. and i -- [ cheers and applause ] we are on board. we are all on board. this should happen. that should be a thing. >> oh, my god. >> jimmy: i would absolutely love it, and i think you could totally pull it off. >> that's -- you know, chris hemsworth started this thing and -- i love that guy. he just loves women. he just wants us to --
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[ light laughter ] he's like -- he's in charge of women just being amazing. he just like, he's one of those dudes, i was like yes, yes. [ talking over each other ] yes, everybody. i always saw everybody. >> jimmy: i always get mistaken for hemsworth, they go oh, my gosh are you -- [ laughter ] >> a young one? >> jimmy: no, yes, a young one. yeah, of course. [ light laughter ] the sexiest one, yeah. but would you even consider that -- being james bond? how crazy -- >> i would need a bond lady, a a bond girl. >> jimmy: i would be the bond girl if you want me to. [ light laughter ] i'll audition. >> i'm just saying. >> jimmy: i'll audition. yeah, this guy likes the idea of that. he loves it. [ laughter ] i could be a -- >> what kind of bond girl would you be? would it be like a -- >> jimmy: i would be -- i would be dickey galore. i don't know what -- [ laughter and applause ] don't put me on the spot. i had to think of that. i wouldn't be dickey galore. but i am going to be dickey galore for halloween. [ light laughter ] for halloween i'm all set. i don't even know what that means. all right, look let's -- >> i'm for it, by the way. >> jimmy: i'm, yeah -- i would definitely go see the film. >> yeah, no, i'm in. i would see that.
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i mean -- >> jimmy: yeah, no, no. not me. i want to see you. [ talking over each other ] >> i want to see the one with you. that's the one i want to see. >> jimmy: i want to see atomic -- so, "atomic blonde," this is a -- [ light laughter ] i want to talk about this. so, this is the sound track to "atomic blonde." and what a sound track this is, 'cause it's set in like, the late '80s, the berlin wall coming down. >> yes, yes. >> jimmy: but man, oh, man, what great music came out of that. >> i know, you know, it takes place -- this movie takes place five days before the fall -- the wall falls in berlin. and did you know that -- i didn't know this when we were working on the sound track, i absolutely really -- i mean, i love that david bowie, freddie mercury duet "under pressure." >> jimmy: oh, yeah, yeah. of course. >> it's like a classic. >> jimmy: yeah. >> and i really wanted to have it in the movie. that song was written about the wall coming down. i did not know that. >> jimmy: i thought it was written for vanilla ice. [ light laughter ] is that right? i did not know that. wow. >> yeah. >> jimmy: i mean, but you hear every song and you do a great
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thing to -- i don't want to give any spoilers away, but george michael. >> yes. >> jimmy: he's a big father figure. it's so beautifully shot. who -- who is the director on this? >> david leach, who is one of the -- the team that did the first "john wick." >> jimmy: i mean, it's just stunning to look at. [ applause ] and you were stunning to look at. >> aww. >> jimmy: but also -- you're just cool. you've got like some cool smokes. you've got guns. it's like, i feel like you don't -- i don't know if you eat in the movie at all. but i see you -- >> you see the leftovers of food. >> jimmy: yes, there's leftovers. >> i live off cigarettes and vodka. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: it's a lot of -- yeah, it's cigarettes and vodka in the whole film. it's pretty bad ass. >> how you should. >> jimmy: it is great. and it's super fun to watch. so "atomic blonde," it's in theaters next friday. if you guys like action, good fight sequences, a good story -- >> it's a fun movie, it's a a fun -- >> jimmy: you -- this is like a a passion project. you've been working on this for like, five years. is that the way movies work, though? you don't just get a script and do it that summer. do you work -- >> well, we were actively looking for something very specific to this.
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something where a female protagonist could kind of live in a -- in a world and play by the same rules that men get to play by. and so those are hard to find. and so we -- we read a couple of pages of unpublished graphic novel, and something sparked something for us, and we developed it for five years and here we are. >> jimmy: it's really fun. and james mcavoy is it? he's in it as well? >> james mcavoy is in it. >> jimmy: he's just fantastic. >> sofia boutella. [ cheers and applause ] i want to show a clip. here's charlize theron in "atomic blonde," in theaters next friday. check it out. ♪ [ screaming ] ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ]
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>> jimmy: what more could you want? that is a clip. that is a movie clip! wow! [ cheers and applause ] what else can you want? it's just unbelievable! that was only ten seconds. oh, my god! you are the coolest. every time you come on the show i try to make you do something silly. and, 'cause you won an academy award, i always go, come on. it would be fun. >> yeah, no, i'm in. i'm in all the way. >> jimmy: and you always play. you always play with us, and that's why we love you. so charlize and i are having a a dance battle after the break. stick around, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ what's going on here? um... i'm babysitting. that'll be $50 bucks. you said $30. yeah, well it was $30 before my fees, like the pizza-ordering fee and the dog-sitting fee... and the rummage through your closet fee. are those my heels? yeah! yeah, we're the same size...in shoes.
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♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: welcome back, everybody. we're hanging out with charlize theron right here! [ cheers and applause ]
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now, i know charlize loves to dance, and charlize knows that i love to dance. i mean, i am dickey galore, but -- [ laughter ] i think the question on everyone's mind is who is the better dancer? so let's find out in a segment called "tonight show dance battle." [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: now this here -- this here is the dance move generator. we're going to take turns -- >> this here. >> jimmy: this here. this right here. [ laughter ] we're going to take turns hitting this here button which will randomly select a never before seen dance move. whoever's turn it is has to make up a dance for that move, and the best dancer wins. and in honor of "atomic blonde," the songs we'll dance to will all be '80s themed. >> oh, okay, cool. >> jimmy: and from the movie soundtrack. [ cheers and applause ] charlize, since you are the guest, why don't you go first? let's start the dance move
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generator. and when you're ready, press this button right here and it'll stop. >> oh, my -- [ light laughter ] wait. >> jimmy: that was the move? that was the movie i was in years ago. went straight to dvd. >> that's not a mistake? >> jimmy: it's filthy. filthy. >> that's actually what you meant to write? >> jimmy: uh, yeah. "slap the giraffe" is the name of the dance. you have to make it up and roots, start off with some good music here -- ♪ ♪ earth below us drifting falling ♪ >> jimmy: oh, yeah. ♪ floating weightless falling coming home ♪ oh! oh, hey, hey, hey! leave him alone. oh, my gosh. [ cheers and applause ] hey, hey! hey! how do you make that look cool? >> that giraffe. >> jimmy: how do you make that look cool? i can't believe you.
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i know, you're so cool. i was like, "oh, that's sexy. looks like a good dance." [ light laughter ] all right, now -- >> you actually -- >> jimmy: yeah, i was like -- >> i got scared. >> jimmy: did i get scared? sorry, i get nervous. [ light laughter ] sorry, sorry. whew. it's my turn. let's start the dance move generator. let's see what it says. stuck in a thing. i don't want to get stuck in a a thing. [ light laughter ] where's my phone? where's my phone? there's my phone. >> oh, this is good. this is good. i like it. yeah. >> jimmy: how can i -- the where's my phone, where's my phone. >> so imagine you're in a club. >> jimmy: all right, i'm at a a club. it's where's my phone, where's my phone? ♪ ♪ and i ran i ran so far away ♪ >> yeah! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ and i ran i couldn't get away and i ran i ran so far away ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ]
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>> jimmy: i'm in a club. i'll call you back, mom. i'll call you back. i'm in a club again. you know me, i'm always at the club. >> that is so good. >> jimmy: i had the phone in my hand the whole time. >> the whole time? [ light laughter ] it wasn't here. >> jimmy: no, it wasn't here, here, here, here. in my cargo shorts. [ light laughter ] which i always wear to the club. got to use the upper pockets. all right, here we go. let's start the generator. this is for charlize. >> oh, boy another? oh, me? >> jimmy: yes. >> oh, this is terrible. [ light laughter ] yep, it's terrible. >> jimmy: the tennis pro. the tennis pro. >> this is bad. >> jimmy: i'm not a tennis pro. >> help me out, guys. >> jimmy: do you play tennis at all? >> no. >> jimmy: okay. [ light laughter ] this is perfect then. this is -- you're at the club, and -- [ laughter ] this is the tennis pro. here we go. >> got it. got it. ♪ ♪ don't turn around uh oh der kommissar's in town oh oh ♪ ♪ don't turn around uh oh
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der kommissar's in town oh oh ♪ ♪ don't turn around uh oh ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: how do you do that? how do you do that in heels? how do you do that in heels? just dribbling a ball, like -- how do you do that? if i went to a club and dribbled a tennis ball. >> so out of breath. >> jimmy: you pull it off. i look like an idiot. all right. clearly you're the better dancer. why even compete against each other, when we can go one more dance together? [ cheers and applause ] all right, here we go. dance generator, a dance we can do together. finale! >> one, two, three. double what? kayak? [ light laughter ] how do you do that? >> jimmy: i call back. no, i'm just kidding. [ laughter ] double kayak. all right, you get the back. you get the back. all right, ready? double kayak. we can do this.
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we can do this. wait, just give us a beat. ♪ ♪ [ cheers ] ♪ ♪ [ cheers ] ♪ >> jimmy: charlize theron right there! [ cheers and applause ] how great is that? that's all the time we have on "the tonight show dance battle." my thanks to charlize theron. stick around. we'll be right back with michael phelps! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ so, if anyone has a reason that these two should not be wed,
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♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: welcome back, everybody! our next guest is a five-time olympic swimmer who has 39 world records and has won 28 olympic medals, making him the most decorated olympian of all time. starting this sunday you can see him on two discovery channel, shark week shows, "shark school with michael phelps" and then "phelps versus shark." [ cheers ] everyone, please welcome the greatest swimmer of all time, michael phelps! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪
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[ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: welcome back. thank you so much for coming on the show. >> nah, thanks for having me. it's always fun. >> jimmy: i appreciate it. no, i mean -- >> i love coming on. i think, i think you got shown up. >> jimmy: i know, i know. she's a much better dancer. >> she -- her swim moves looked good, too. she had -- she had a good stroke. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: [ indiscerible ] i was breast -- breaststroking. >> you were doing the breaststroke. >> jimmy: i was doing the breaststroke. yeah, you know -- you know how i swim. man, come on. i want to thank you for, you recommended a -- these golf clubs. >> oh, pxg's. >> jimmy: pxg's, and i got them, and it's amazing. >> they're ridiculous. >> jimmy: i mean, my ball goes 20 yards further into the woods. i mean, you really -- you can't -- [ laughter ] you can't find my ball. i mean, there's no way to even -- bother looking. you see like weird animals that you would maybe race next season. [ light laughter ] uh, all right, so wait. how does this happen? you go -- you go to discovery channel, you go i like shark week. 'cause everyone likes shark week. >> i -- so i -- i've had an infatuation with sharks my whole life. >> jimmy: you have. >> and i basically turn into like a nerd when i talk about
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sharks. >> jimmy: yeah. >> i know a ton about them. and for me, i've always wanted to dive with a white, and i've always wanted to be in the cage. like that's -- i wanted to. >> jimmy: dive with the white. >> dive with a white. [ light laughter ] i want to dive with a white. >> jimmy: 'cause you never know what is going to happen this sunday. you don't want to die with the white. you would dive with a white shark, really? >> i told my wife i wanted to do it without a cage. and she said, well, we have a a family. i don't know -- >> jimmy: we have a baby, yeah. you know, you're not doing that. >> i don't know if that's really gonna fly. >> jimmy: i was -- someone asked me to do that once, to get in the cage, i go, no. >> it's cool. it's really -- >> jimmy: absolutely not. [ light laughter ] i love to live vicariously through you. >> i had like a nose of a great white about that close to my face. it was awesome. awesome. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: i would start crying. i would start crying -- [ light laughter ] under water tears. and it would be more salt water than you've ever seen in your life. i would be so frightened by that. how big is that? >> i mean, she was -- i think this one was only about eight feet. >> jimmy: oh, that's it? yeah, exactly, yeah. [ light laughter ] oh, never mind. >> it's small when you -- like i had -- i had a 13-foot hammer head, out of a cage, swim this close to my face.
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>> jimmy: well, what do you do when a shark comes up -- you punch them in the nose, right? >> no, i mean, well, a a hammer -- a hammer that's so wide, you just -- and their mouth is so far underneath, you just take their hammer and move 'em in a different direction. >> jimmy: oh, this is totally insane. [ laughter ] so, to race a shark, you go -- it's not really fair, right? 'cause how fast do sharks -- great white sharks go? >> whites can swim up to 25 miles an hour. >> jimmy: how fast can michael phelps swim? >> without that. >> jimmy: yeah. >> six miles an hour. with that -- [ talking over each other ] >> jimmy: by the way, look at this. so what is this thing called? >> so, it's a monofin. basically it was designed so i can swim like a shark. but -- and that's -- >> jimmy: that's you wearing it. >> that's the full get-up. [ light laughter ] that's the full get-up, yeah. >> jimmy: so, now, you get the whole -- does the suit help as well? >> it's a little buoyant. so, it helps me float a little bit. honestly, the fin was supposed to make me swim kind of like a a shark but it was -- >> jimmy: does it work? >> it makes me faster. i mean, it definitely makes you faster, but -- >> jimmy: so the challenge would be -- so it's -- is the
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shark going to go 25 miles an hour? and can a shark go in a a straight line? >> so we got him to swim in a a straight line. they won't go 25 miles an hour the whole 100 meters. it's just in little short, like short bursts. >> jimmy: how did the shark go -- go from one end -- is it in the pool? is the shark in the pool? [ light laughter ] 'cause then you've got to get that shark out of the pool. that would be a -- no. [ light laughter ] [ talking over each other ] >> i don't think i would've survived that. >> jimmy: all right, everybody out. sharks only, sharks only swim. [ light laughter ] you're swimming in the ocean. >> swimming in the ocean with a a shark. and we're not in there at the same time. we have safety divers underneath and -- >> jimmy: of course. >> we actually ended up getting him to swim in a straight line. >> jimmy: you're a national treasure, you're michael phelps. you can't do stuff like that. i don't even want you going in a cage with a shark. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: so shark school, you get in a cage, and you get right up and you -- >> shark school i was out of the cage. i had 15 sharks around me, nurse sharks laying on my leg. yeah, it was crazy. it was cool. but i want to show a clip of you. here's michael phelps cage diving with sharks. take a look at this. >> coming in here, michael, guys -- coming in on the bay. >> that was a shark.
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>> i saw that one. >> jimmy: yeah, that was it -- that was -- [ cheers and applause ] how frightening was that? i'm so happy you're here. >> i made it back alive. >> jimmy: and good luck on sunday. phelps versus shark. [ cheers and applause ] michael phelps, airs this sunday at 8:00 p.m. on discovery channel. "shark school with michael phelps," airs sunday, july 30th at 8:00 p.m. on discovery channel. we'll be right back with author julie klam. come on back! [ cheers and applause ] ♪
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♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: our next guest is a a "new york times" best-selling author who wrote "you had me at woof."
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this is her new book, "the stars in our eyes." it's available right now. ladies and gentlemen, please welcome julie klam! ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: oh, you look gorgeous. welcome to the show. thank you for being here. i love the book. >> oh, thank you. >> jimmy: it's about celebrities and our obsession with celebrities and obviously we have a ton of celebrities on our show. that's our show, basically. but why are we obsessed with celebrities? what is the obsession? >> well, the things we do in our life to escape, we go to ballgames or movies or watch tv shows or listen to albums. the celebrities are the people that star in those events. and we like to see them in those and we like to see them outside of those realms, the sort of just like us type of things.
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some people like to see celebrities as president of the united states. >> jimmy: yes, yes, yes. some people like to see that as well. yeah. this is true, though. but you do want to see -- i don't know why. but why do you want to see a a celebrity pumping gas? >> because it makes you feel like you're similar, you have a -- you have something in common because you also pump gas. [ light laughter ] or you -- >> jimmy: i mean, i do. i feel like brad pitt -- >> do you pump gas? >> jimmy: yeah, every time. [ laughter ] >> every time? >> jimmy: i haven't pumped gas in five years. of course i have -- no, no. i do. yeah, no, i do it. absolutely. >> it gets on your hands. >> jimmy: please. i can't do it. >> you have people for that. >> jimmy: i have people for that, yeah, of course. [ laughter ] no, i enjoy pumping gas. but no, i just don't know why -- >> you probably could get a job doing that if this doesn't work out. >> jimmy: i would be great at pumping gas. i mean, seriously. i don't even need a tip. i'm like, "i'm doing this for fun." but you know, i'll be on a a plane or something and my wife will have those magazine with the photos in it, and the gossip stuff, and i go, "why do you read that?" and then i go, like, "who's getting fat?" [ laughter ] you know, or whatever. >> i know. >> jimmy: but i can't - i can't -- i read it as much as
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anyone else. >> i know. you can't not. it's addictive. >> jimmy: have you ever written to a celebrity, like growing up as a kid? >> i did. i actually, um -- when i was a a kid i loved shaun cassidy. and i had a "people" magazine -- he was in "the hardy boys" for people who aren't born in the dark ages. [ laughter ] and i thought -- in a "people" magazine, he was sitting atop his fan mail. so i thought -- >> jimmy: sitting atop. oh, my goodness. >> i thought he read his own fan mail. so i wrote him a letter. i wanted him to see it so i wrote it in glitter. [ laughter ] addressed it to shaun cassidy, abc studios, hollywood. and it -- i got something back from his fan club. so it actually did get to him. that's how people in hollywood post offices work. >> jimmy: yeah, i did not know that. but now people just like, kind of tweet celebrities and they hope for a tweet back. >> they do. >> jimmy: or a retweet or they want, like -- the autographs aren't even a thing. they just want selfies. >> they do.
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they like selfies. what's interesting to me is people that take selfies at madam tussaud's. and they post them. it's like -- you don't care if they're actually a celebrity. just -- you can be a wax one. [ light laughter ] wax is fine. >> jimmy: and what celebrities are you fascinated with right now? >> i've had a long obsession with jennifer aniston. i actually have a chapter in my book about her. [ cheers and applause ] right? isn't she the best? >> jimmy: we love jennifer aniston. >> i love her. i think i related to her as rachel and i was really happy when she got together with brad pitt. and then when they broke up, i was devastated. [ light laughter ] and i -- i actually went into therapy and my therapist said, "you look upset." and i said, "i know this sounds crazy, but i'm really upset about brad and jen breaking up." [ laughter ] and she said, "you said i have no idea how many of my patients have come in and said that." [ laughter ] >> jimmy: you're kidding me. really? >> nope. >> jimmy: wow. >> we were all upset. we should have had some kind of a mourning group or a grieving
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group. >> jimmy: they're happy now. >> yes. >> jimmy: i mean, jennifer's happy now. >> she's totally happy. i -- i'm -- >> jimmy: and so are you. >> we both are. >> jimmy: more importantly. >> we both got through it. >> jimmy: more importantly, you both got through it. [ applause ] julie, congratulations on the book. >> thank you. >> jimmy: thank you for coming. come back. >> thank you so much. >> jimmy: julie klam, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] go pick up a copy of "the stars in our eyes." a perfect read for this summer. sza performs for us next! stick around, everybody! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪when you've got...♪
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♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: our next guest is a a singer-songwriter, whose debut album, "control", is already being called one of the year's best. performing "love galore", featuring travis scott, please welcome sza! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ i need i need i need i need i need i need ♪ ♪ i need i need i need i need ♪ ♪ i need love love love love
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long as we got ♪ ♪ love love love long as we got ♪ ♪ done with these i don't love these i dust off these i do it for fun ♪ ♪ don't take it personal personally i'm surprised you called me after the things i said ♪ ♪ skirt skirt on 'em skirt up on 'em just skirt down you acting like me ♪ ♪ acting like we wasn't more than a summer fling ♪ ♪ i said farewell you took it well promise i won't cry over spilled milk ♪ ♪ gimme a paper towel gimme another valium gimme another hour or two hour with you ♪ ♪ why you bother me when you know you don't want me ♪ ♪ why you bother me when you know you got a woman ♪
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♪ why you hit me when you know you know better ♪ ♪ know you know better know your crew better than you do ♪ ♪ call me looking for ya i be looking for ya got me looking forward to weekends ♪ ♪ with you baby with you baby with you baby with you ♪ ♪ we do whatever we want go wherever we want love however we want it don't matter ♪ ♪ you'll do whatever i want get whatever i want get whatever i need it's about ♪ ♪ love love love love long as we got love love love long as we got ♪ ♪ should've never gave you my number i did it with you ♪ ♪ should've never let you hit it i split it with you ♪ ♪ i regret it you gots a fetish
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you gots a problem now it's a problem oh no ♪ ♪ skirt skirt on biddies don't know these biddies dig dirt on biddies i do it for fun ♪ ♪ don't take it personal baby i love all my ladies love to my ladies dated a few ♪ ♪ why you bother me? why you bother me? why you bother me? ♪ ♪ last time i checked you were the one that left me in a wreck you all a mess ♪ ♪ you all i miss like my side i rep ♪ ♪ that's that mo city that side that you can't come 'round at night ♪ ♪ you like to get me you don't want no one beside you like when i make fire you say ♪ ♪ la flame keep makin' fire ♪ ♪ let me -- inside ya let me -- inside ya ♪ ♪ ass and -- only thing that stuck with me ♪ ♪ whippin' that was real only thing i could feel you feel me ♪ ♪ so why you bother me why you bother me yeah yeah ♪ ♪ tryna catch a p.o.v
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♪ i need i need i need ♪ ♪ love love love love long as we got love love love long as we got ♪ ♪ ♪ i need i need i need i need ♪ ♪ ♪ i came to your city lookin' for lovin' n' licky 'cause you promised to put it down ♪ ♪ all up in your city lookin' for you searchin' for you like love ♪ ♪ only thing keepin' me from droppin' droppin' right now love ♪ ♪ only thing keepin' me by your side only thing keepin' me by your side now ♪ ♪
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♪ >> yeah! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: oh, my, come on. sza! [ cheers and applause ] travis scott! catch her on tour beginning next month. [ cheers and applause ] my thanks to charlize theron, michael phelps, julie klam, sza, travis scott! and the roots, right there, from philadelphia, pennsylvania. [ cheers and applause ] stay tuned for "late night with seth meyers." thank you for watching. have a great night. hope to see you tomorrow. bye-bye! [ cheers and applause ] ♪
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[ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> announcer: from 30 rockefeller plaza in new york, it's "late night with seth meyers." tonight, ricky gervais, star of "odd mom out" actress and comedian abby elliot, music from x ambassadors, featuring the 8g band with matt johnson. ♪ [ cheers and applause ] ladies and gentlemen, seth meyers. ♪ >> seth: good evening, i'm seth meyers, this is "late night." how's everybody doing tonight? [ cheers and applause ] absolutely wonderful to hear. in that case, let's get to the news. president trump has now been in office for six months, oh i'm sorry 6,000 months. [ laughter ]

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