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kwocool are cooler temperat welcome. >> we may not hit 80 degrees, but at least we won't get clobbered with the heavy rain like we did the last couple days. it's still pretty fierce. if you're ashore, you're going to get a lot of lightning. once we get past friday, i wanted to show you some awesome, there's dry weather. another round of storms thursday into friday. the next two days are cool and cloudy, and then some sun. >> perfect. goodnight. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> steve: from studio 6b in rockefeller center in the heart of new york city, it's "the tonight show starring jimmy fallon." tonight, join jimmy and his guests -- rob lowe! chrissy metz! musical guest, fifth harmony
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featuring gucci mane. and the legendary roots crew. >> questlove: 710, yeah! >> steve: and now, here he is, jimmy fallon! ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: welcome! thank you very much. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: enjoy yourselves. relax. welcome. welcome, welcome, have fun. welcome. thank you for being here, everybody. welcome to "the tonight show." this is it, baby. [ cheers and applause ] this is the show. this is it. big, big show tonight, it's
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going to be fun. but first, here's what people are talking about, of course, big news out of washington on friday. white house press secretary sean spicer officially resigned. [ audience oohs ] right? spicer said that all the greats always know when to leave on top. they -- they always -- [ cheers and applause ] i think it's about time they go. yeah. that's right, spicer stepped down, which means now we have to pretend like he hasn't had his resume ready for five months. [ laughter and applause ] yeah, right. "i just thought it was time." now that spicer has resigned, there's been a lot of speculation about what he might do for his next job. well, it turns out he's actually he's put together a a list of options. we got a hold of the list -- >> steve: really? >> jimmy: yeah. i'll show you what i mean. for instance, he could be a bus driver who's constantly screaming, "get behind the white line!" [ laughter and applause ] or he could become the author of the book, "how to age 10 years in six months." [ laughter and applause ] not bad. he could be the only adult in a a tai kwan do class for
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children, oh that's -- "come at me, bro!" [ laughter and applause ] and finally sean spicer could be a -- pull a "mrs. doubtfire" and apply to press secretary all over again as mrs. spicingham. there you go. [ laughter and applause ] of course, now that he's been replaced, a lot of people have been wondering how spicer's handling the news. spicer said, he's going to be okay, and that he will survive, which explains why he released this video earlier today. take a look at this. >> no, no -- ♪ no no not i i will survive as as long as i know how to love i know i'll stay alive ♪ ♪ i've got all my life to live and i've got all my love to give ♪ ♪ i will survive i will survive ♪ >> period. >> jimmy: there we go. [ cheers and applause ] period! [ rim shot ] period! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> steve: spicer, out!
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>> jimmy: you guys hear this over the weekend, new communications director, anthony scaramucci deleted a a bunch of old tweets that were critical of trump's platform. trump was shocked, he said, "you can delete tweets?" [ laughter and applause ] and he goes, "oh, yeah!" but he talked about -- oh, forget it. wasn't the point. but at his first press conference, scaramucci claimed that he's seen trump throw a a football through a tire with a perfect spiral. swish foul shots in basketball and sink long putts in golf. and it's a little hard to believe, but take a look at this commercial i just saw on tv. ♪ >> hey there kids, if you want to be fantastic at sports like me, then come to the "donald trump sports camp," okay? first, i'll show you how to be an amazing tennis player, okay, just like me. boom, nothing but net. [ laughter ] plus i'll teach you the secrets of tennis fashion. look at that, beautiful. [ laughter and applause ] okay? then at the end of the day, i'll show you how to play beach volleyball. is that tom cruise in "top gun?" no, it's me, even sexier. the "donald trump sports camp," no refunds. [ laughter and applause ]
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>> jimmy: yeah, that's it. isn't that good? nothing but net. >> steve: nothing but net, baby. >> jimmy: nothing but net. some business news here. i saw that webmd is being sold for $2.8 billion. the owner said that he was just getting tired, but webmd says it could either be gout, polio or scurvy. [ laughter and applause ] could be scurvy. >> steve: scurvy. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: that's right, webmd is being sold, no word on who bought it. let's just say, the republicans finally found a replacement for obamacare. >> steve: hey! [ laughter and applause ] >> jimmy: and i -- >> steve: hey-o! >> jimmy: guys, get this, i read that you can now buy a new wine flavored jelly. yeah, which is a great idea until your kid's teacher calls and says, "i don't know what happened to billy, he ate a pb & j and now he keeps singing "don't stop believin'" and hugging everybody. [ laughter and applause ] he says he only smokes after he eats pb & j. he's not a normal smoker. [ laughter ]
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guys, i saw that today is national cousins day. and if you're from west virginia, happy anniversary. wait, wait, wait, what? that's wrong! >> steve: hey! >> jimmy: hey wait, that's wrong. >> steve: no! ♪ >> jimmy: who wrote that? that is wrong. >> steve: that is wrong and rude. i will not sit for that. i will stand here. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: no, yeah. [ laughter ] check this out, you guys, tinder just released an updated version of its app to make it easier for people to use. it's pretty cool. take a look at some of the new features that they're rolling out. for example, it has an alert to remind you that entrepreneur is a fancy word meaning unemployed. [ laughter and applause ] "i'm an entrepreneur and --" next is a new swipe up feature that allows you to see what the person will look like the next morning. then you go, "oh!" [ laughter and applause ] next, it automatically swipes left on o.j. well, you gotta be -- he's already on tinder -- [ applause ] who knows what's going on. and finally, it sends your matches to your mom just to let her decide.
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because that's what it's all about. we have a great show tonight. give it up for the roots, everybody. ♪ [ cheers and applause ] ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: we got a great, great, great show tonight. >> steve: oh! >> jimmy: great show tonight with a -- with a bunch of exclusives. >> steve: oohh! >> jimmy: yeah -- if you haven't seen them before things or -- yeah, the things you will see and hear for the first time ever, here. here tonight. [ cheers and applause ] first up, he's a great guy, we love having him on the show. he's got a new tv show with his sons called "the lowe files." rob lowe is here. the one and only. [ cheers and applause ] >> steve: come on! >> jimmy: stud. with his sons and they go around like kind of solving mysteries and debunking mysteries like a real -- >> like "scooby doo?" >> yeah, but it's a reality
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"scooby doo" thing, kind of. abd apparently he says he saw big foot. >> steve: what? >> jimmy: you didn't hear that? you didn't read that? >> steve: i read it, but i don't know what to make of it. >> jimmy: yeah, he says that he saw big foot. he's going to talk about that and maybe bring a clip of something. >> steve: oh! >> jimmy: you'll see for yourself. i don't know. >> steve: yeah, you judge. >> jimmy: i don't know, he's the one that experienced it, i didn't do it. i bet you he did. >> steve: why would he lie? well, who -- he's not michael, he's not going to race a a shark -- >> jimmy: if i was big foot i would want to meet rob lowe. he's awesome. >> steve: yeah, i'd like to meet rob -- >> jimmy: we're going to catch with him and then rob and his sons are going to compete in a a game -- a new game called, "the best son challenge." >> steve: ew! >> jimmy: to see who the better -- >> steve: who's the better son? >> jimmy: who's -- who's the best son. yeah. >> steve: that's healthy. >> jimmy: yeah. plus from the -- oh, mega hit show, "this is us," chrissy metz is stopping by. >> steve: yeah! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: she's great. knocking it out of the park every episode. she's great. >> steve: gosh, dang it. >> jimmy: then -- >> steve: wait. >> jimmy: this is big time. this is some good music right here. this is so cool, we love when they're here.
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we have music from fifth harmony featuring -- [ cheers and applause ] featuring gucci mane. >> steve: oh! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: and -- and this song -- the song they're performing, is -- their single is called, "down." yeah, that's right, you guessed it. yeah, "down." [ laughter ] have you seen the album artwork for "down" yet? yeah, three of four people have, yeah. [ laughter ] that's not even the exclusive i'm talking about, but this -- >> steve: yeah, that's not it. it's another thing. >> jimmy: it's an extra little candy for you. here it is right there -- "down." [ cheers and applause ] >> steve: whoa! >> jimmy: fifth harmony with gucci mane. "down" is the name of the song, it's really good. but -- we're going to have a a special album announcement later in the show. maybe the album title, any guesses? yeah, exactly -- wrong, wrong, wrong! maybe the album title, maybe the release date -- [ cheers ] any guesses? no? wrong. [ laughter ] or we might have both. >> steve: what?
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>> jimmy: yeah, definitely -- it's not coming out tomorrow and it's not called whatever you thought it was called. >> steve: but, but you might find out -- >> jimmy: we will announce it tonight -- what is -- what is the name of the album and the release date. >> steve: right. >> jimmy: but i can only do when they're -- they're -- >> steve: right because that's not your story to tell, until they're here. huh. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: what's your problem? no, they are here. they are here. they gave me permission, but -- >> steve: but you're not going to tell it now. >> jimmy: if you're not going to wait for the right time -- >> steve: right. >> jimmy: right before the performance -- >> steve: right, that's what i'd do. >> jimmy: they're going to perform "down." >> steve: yeah. >> jimmy: you want to hear -- you want to hear a taste of "down?" >> steve: just bust me off a a little piece. [ cheers ] >> jimmy: a taste. this is fifth harmony featuring gucci mane. this is a taste of "down." here you go -- ♪ >> jimmy: that's it, that's all you get. >> steve: whoa! [ laughter and applause ] >> jimmy: just a taste. >> steve: just a little -- >> jimmy: because i want you to stay tuned and watch the show, it's a big announcement. it's a big show. we have possibly a big foot sighting. >> steve: with rob lowe. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: and possibly the name of, by the way, the name of the album is not "big foot." >> steve: yeah, it's so wrong. everybody -- >> jimmy: you're probably right -- fifth harmony -- it's called "big foot sighting." >> steve: yeah. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: no, it's not. but rob might bring out a --
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>> steve: some big foot related thing. we don't know. there's not going to be a a giant -- >> jimmy: he definitely is. he told me that he's going to show a clip from his show that may or may not -- >> steve: be big foot? >> jimmy: i think it's michael phelps racing. >> steve: racing big foot? [ laughter and applause ] a computerized big foot? >> jimmy: i don't know what it is. how am i supposed to know? i can't see the future, man. >> steve: yeah, you're not -- you're not nostradamus. >> jimmy: i'm not nostradamus. >> jimmy: guys, it is time for "bad signs." this is a fun game we're playing. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: michael phelps versus big foot, man. >> steve: man, he's gonna swim. >> jimmy: you heard it here first, man. >> steve: big foot's going to ride a dune buggy. >> jimmy: what did they do -- what did they do at the michael phelps thing, i -- i didn't see it, my cable was out. >> steve: what? >> jimmy: my cable was out, isn't that unbelievable? >> steve: that's crazy. >> jimmy: some -- something with verizon versus tivo or something. they're not -- they're not connecting? what do they call that? >> steve: meshing?
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>> jimmy: no, reason -- some thing -- some deal. so now i'm out -- i've missed both "games of thrones." "game of thrones." >> steve: so "games of thrones?" >> jimmy: i missed two games -- >> steve: two games -- >> jimmy: two games so far. [ laughter ] game, set, ma -- one more, i have match. >> steve: yeah, you have match, you're gone. >> jimmy: set of thrones is like the best. and match of thrones is the best, but -- i missed that. i missed "the bachelorette." i'm really upset. [ audience aws ] >> steve: oh. >> jimmy: i need these things to -- it's like -- >> steve: it's fuel -- >> jimmy: yeah, it's like oxygen for me. >> steve: yeah. [ light laughter ] love is like oxygen. >> jimmy: i don't even get oxygen. i don't even get -- that network doesn't come in either. >> steve: really? you don't get oxygen? [ laughter ] >> jimmy: can't get any -- none of the networks. >> steve: well -- logos -- >> jimmy: but these are -- these are real pictures or funny signs that you guys saw in a store. or weird signs that you saw while driving around, you pulled over, hopefully, safely, took a photo and then got back on the road safely. you took a photo, sent it into us -- again, these are all 100% real, just very funny bad signs. the first one was sent in by summer and eva labrie in fleming island florida. they were at a farmer's market -- >> steve: oh, lovely. >> jimmy: and spotted this. "organic-ish produce."
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[ laughter and applause ] you'll never know the difference. >> steve: yeah, come on. >> jimmy: just eat it. it's an apple, all right, just eat it. it's expensive, they're expensive apples. they don't even know what it is -- yeah, it's organic, sure, whatever, yeah, yeah, yeah. [ light laughter ] this next sign was sent in by mike neumann in spring hill, tennessee. he noticed it while driving. it said, "slow down, the cop hides behind this sign." [ laughter and applause ] >> steve: uh, ya think? >> jimmy: this next one was sent in by bobby sahid in ontario canada. he was shopping in walmart and saw this deal on ruffles potato chips. >> steve: oh, fantastic. >> jimmy: i love ruffles. check this out, man. 0 for 5 bucks. >> steve: wow! >> jimmy: "here's 10. how much do i get?" "nothing, get out!" gets thrown out of a walmart. >> steve: that's hard. >> jimmy: i'll pay $10 to get thrown out of a walmart. this next one was sent in by phil smith in palm springs, california. he was shopping and saw this --
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family care. oh, let's see what they have for family care. oh, liquor. there it is right there. >> steve: truth in advertising. >> jimmy: do my parents run that store? >> steve: yeah. [ laughter and applause ] >> jimmy: this next sign was sent in by nate mcqueen in cage city, california. he spotted this sign in a a visitor's center. "please do not lick the walls." [ laughter and applause ] i've said it once, i've said it 1,000 times. >> steve: don't lick the walls. >> jimmy: don't lick the walls. >> steve: don't lick it. guys, this next one was sent in by jesse hoksra, in rochester, minnesota. he spotted a sign that pointed out where the nearest fire hydrant was located. >> steve: always good to know. >> jimmy: yeah. yeah, yeah, yeah. that's sign's helpful. that sign -- that sign is helpful. [ laughter and applause ] >> steve: where is it? >> jimmy: i would have never noticed -- >> steve: where is it? >> jimmy: the fire hydrant there had it not been for that sign. this next one was sent in by steven lucas in springfield, illinois. he was shopping at a sam's club and saw this right here. smirnoff ice and this is -- in small print, it says, "promotes
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healthy sleep." [ laughter and applause ] >> steve: again -- gets the most sleep -- >> i don't think that's true. >> steve: yeah. >> jimmy: we're down to our last "bad sign," it was sent in by kim bingham from saratoga springs, utah. she knows some street signs, let's see what they said here. "new hope drive, dead-end." there you go. that's a dark turn. that's all the time we have for "bad signs." and if you have funny bad signs, e-mail it to us at badsigns@thetonightshow.com, and we might put it on the show. stick around, we'll be right back with rob lowe, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ this golden opportunity features silicon, micro-processors and code. raw elements transformed into innovation by lexus. ♪ experience advanced safety technology
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♪ ♪ >> jimmy: rob lowe, i love you. that's a nice new york city welcome for you right there. >> the kid's still got it. >> jimmy: the kid's still got it. they love you, buddy. yeah. [ cheers and applause ] nice to see you, pal. >> good to see you. good to be back. >> jimmy: looking great as always. thanks for coming back. we have a lot to talk about. >> yeah, a lot. >> jimmy: i want to talk about "the lowe files." >> i mean the show is basically, if you took "scooby doo", "the x-files", and "anthony bourdain: parts unknown" and put them in a a blender. >> jimmy: yeah, see i love -- i love all three of those shows. >> me too. >> jimmy: and i would totally drink that smoothie. [ light laughter ] >> and i love like "ancient aliens" and "finding bigfoot." those are like my guilty pleasures, right. and i was like, "those shows have to be bs, right?
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they got to be." and so, i wanted to do my own version of it, and find out for myself. >> jimmy: but then, well let's talk about what you're also doing -- which i really want to go see. but a one man show. >> yeah, i wrote two books, and instead of writing a third, i've written this live show that i'm touring around the country. called "stories i only tell my friends: live", and it starts the end of september. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: i remember, "stories i only tell my friends." >> yes. >> jimmy: that's great. >> thank you. >> jimmy: and it's good, really fun hollywood stories. >> yeah, exactly. >> jimmy: juicy stuff. juicy fun. what do you do in your one man show? i want to see this. >> well, come. >> jimmy: i know, i will. here's the dates, i have september 29th, in salt lake city, utah. >> yep. >> jimmy: i can't make that one. >> can't make that one? >> jimmy: no. >> what about albuquerque? >> jimmy: september 30th in -- [ screams ] albuquerque, new mexico. >> you're gonna be there. >> jimmy: they'll be there. september 30th in albuquerque, i loved albuquerque, new mexico. they have peppers in a lot of things. >> i like peppers. >> jimmy: no, like if you go to mcdonald's you get like -- >> i'm good, i like peppers. i'm good. >> jimmy: okay. >> it's gonna be good. >> jimmy: october 1st in denver, colorado. maybe i could do that.
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>> yeah, right? little bronco game while you're at it? >> jimmy: i mean, it's fun. october 1st is a great time to go to denver. >> you've got to come. you've really got to come. >> jimmy: i'm in new york. i'm in new york city. >> i know, well i'm going to bring it to new york. >> jimmy: that's what i'm talking about. [ cheers and applause ] we can't stop the exclusives on the show. >> no. >> jimmy: we keep dropping a a lot of exclusives we're dropping. >> a lot of good stuff here tonight. >> jimmy: really fresh, fresh, fresh stuff that people are all going home going, i feel like blogging right now. >> and you're going to meet my boys later. >> jimmy: yeah. [ cheers and applause ] >> it's the first time they've ever been on the tonight show. >> jimmy: matthew and johnny, right? >> matthew and johnny, yeah. and for the parents out there, you know what it's like, like your boys get to a certain age, and you got to do almost anything to get them to still hang out with you? [ light laughter ] i had to basically figure out this adventure show, like so we could spend time together. >> jimmy: was it their idea or was it your idea? >> my idea. >> jimmy: "the lowe files." i love it. i go, dude i get it immediately. i go, "oh, hardy boys." >> it's hardy boys, it's --
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remember "in search of mysteries" with leonard nimoy? "i'm leanord nimoy, today we're --" >> jimmy: that's how i remember "in search of." >> do you remember "in search of"? >> jimmy: yeah, leonard nimoy. >> yeah, the best. >> jimmy: i totally remember that. you know, he came on, he showed me how to do the real spock. >> but it's like this is that, isn't it? >> jimmy: no, there's like a >> i was doing it wrong. >> this is the whole trick? [ laughter ] >> you learn something new eve >> jimmy: yeah tha saying. that was its name. it was on channel 9. "dance fever" i think i did -- i played shaggy on snl when you were on. it was one of my favorite i totally really do r you were a plaintiff [ laughter ] >> jimmy: so what happens is, yo something, whether it be aliens or g >> you know, i started out -- the slogan of the show is it's not, but i do know it' fun. a mauls you. i think that's more fun to live in that world. i think it's more fun. i mean, come on. >> well, big foot, we went to the pacific northwest of >> jimmy: where? >> it also turns out, there is another band of big feet called the wood ape that is in the ozarks. [ cheers ] [ laughter ] >> but, here's my favorite, is -- did you know it's politically incorrect to use the term sasquatch or bigfoot? >> jimmy: it is? >> yeah, no, you must -- it's like everything's pc today. >> jimmy: bigfoot. >> no, no. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: sorry, you can't say that. >> no. alright, i don't even want to mention that. >> wood ape. >> jimmy: wood ape? weren't you just paddle boarding with sharks or something? >> i was. >> jimmy: i mean, who are you, rob lowe? [ light laughter ] i mean, this is what rob lowe does? >> i am a man in a mid-life crisis, jimmy. [ laughter and applause ]
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>> jimmy: i was going to say, i had to grow a mustache to admit that. i had to grow a whole moustache to admit that. but no, but, you're crushing it there. so, explain the big foot thing to me. i'm sorry, i apologize, the wood ape. >> wood -- thank you. [ light laughter ] we found ourselves 200 miles in the ozark mountains, where no human being would ever be at 3:00 in the morning, surrounded by creatures that were making this noise which was kind of like -- [ ape noise ] [ laughter ] >> i'm just saying. i'm just saying. >> jimmy: i'm just saying as well. >> i'm just saying. >> jimmy: so that happened? >> that happened. and we were with men who were armed -- >> jimmy: were drinking, they were drinking. >> no, no. >> jimmy: no, no, no, no. >> no. >> jimmy: no, none of that.
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>> no, 'cause there were weapons. >> jimmy: sure. [ light laughter ] >> yes, yeah, there's a lot of high grade artillery. >> jimmy: oh, really? >> and they're like, we're going hot. and i was like, whoa! [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: i once walked out in my backyard there were two cats i want to say -- [ laughter ] i shined my flashlight, i saw two sets of eyeballs, and it was making sounds like -- [ cat noises ] and i was so scared. i made my wife take out the garbage. [ laughter and applause ] there might be something going on out there, i'm not going to ever find out. [ cheers and applause ] i'd rather live with garbage in my house than go out and die with whatever's attacking each other out there. well, you brought an exclusive clip tonight? >> i brought an exclusive clip of our encounter with the wood ape. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: the wood ape. >> yeah, you know, there's -- it speaks for itself. i'll let you be the judge.
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>> jimmy: peek at rob lowe and his sons possibly encountering a wood ape in - - [ laughter ] >> amazing. wood ape! >> jimmy: "the lowe files." take a look at this. ♪ >> two eyeballs, i saw two eyeballs. [ bleep ] >> oh, it's [ bleep ] right there. >> that's an ape. >> it's moving. it's coming toward us. >> no, that's an ape. >> they're moving. they're moving around us, dude. >> this is not good. [ bleep ] >> that's an ape. >> oh, my god, it's moving. >> this is [ bleep ] gnarly. >> where the hell are they coming from? >> what is that light? [ cheers and applause ]
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>> jimmy: that was real? >> that's all real. we're not acting. >> jimmy: i can't wait to check it out. we'll talk to your boys. rob lowe everybody, watch "the lowe files", premiering august 2nd at 10 p.m. on a&e. [ cheers and applause ] when we come back, rob and i are playing the "best son challenge", with his sons. stick around, everybody. come on back. [ cheers and applause ] ♪
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♪ >> jimmy: welcome. there's dad. there you go. >> ah, my boys. >> jimmy: there's the boys right there. come on. the lowe family. now here we go, guys. in "the lowe files," you guys travel all over the country together and solve some of the world's biggest unsolved mysteries. okay, but there's still one mystery you haven't solved. which is which one of you knows your dad the best? so tonight i thought i'd challenge you guys to see who really is the best son. [ laughter ] >> let's do it. all right. >> jimmy: it's time for the best son challenge. here we go. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: here's how the game works. matthew and johnny. here you go. here's your -- >> there's yours. matthew. for you. johnny. >> jimmy: johnny, there's yours. >> don't embarrass me, this is national television. >> jimmy: rob, this for you right here. now here's how it gonna go. i'm going to read you a a question about your dad, and i want you to write down what you think the answer is. rob, you'll write down the real answer. >> all right. >> jimmy: okay. then you'll reveal the answer to see which son is really the best son.
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here we go. [ light laughter ] first question is, if rob could only watch one movie for the rest of his life, what would it be? i'm not looking, i want to be surprised. don't look, matthew, don't look. [ laughter ] >> was he -- was he peeking? >> jimmy: matthew was peeking, i think. >> so he should -- >> jimmy: no, it's all right. we'll see. we'll see what's happening. >> i wrote before you. >> jimmy: here we go. >> good. >> don't peek. >> jimmy: you ready, matthew? have you written it? >> yeah. it's good. >> jimmy: all right, here we go. matthew, reveal what movie would it be? [ drumroll ] "goodfellas." interesting. okay, john -- john owen? "goodfellas?" rob lowe? woah! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ karen. karen. >> oh, karen. [ talking over each other ] >> jimmy: oh, i -- that's the best. the best, the best, the best. >> best movie. >> jimmy: oh, yeah. >> we watched that when we were probably a little too young. >> yeah. >> jimmy: oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. let's not get into details when you watched that but that -- that's great, i love that movie. >> it's the best movie ever. >> jimmy: it's so good. all right, next question is, if
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a genie gave rob one wish, what would he wish for? [ light laughter ] johnny's laughing. >> oh, jesus. >> jimmy: he's laughing. he already's writing something. matthew's stumped. >> yeah. >> jimmy: he's not sure what it is. >> one wish? >> jimmy: if a genie gave rob one wish, what would he wish for? >> that's so esoteric. >> jimmy: hey, man. this is -- it's 2017. >> okay. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: genies give one wish now. all right, here we go. everyone's still writing. no drawing pictures either. yeah, all ready? matthew. still writing. what did you write down? >> live to be 100. >> jimmy: live to be 100? interesting. >> what do you say, johnny? >> more wishes. >> jimmy: ah, more wishes. that's a good secret one. >> i'm going with matthew lowe! eternal life! >> jimmy: wow! eternal life. ♪ [ cheers and applause ] eternal life. >> he's trying to look smarter than all of us.
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>> jimmy: i know. >> and he picks the one you should pick. >> i put genie. maybe the loophole wasn't the way to go. >> yeah. >> jimmy: no, no. >> it was good. >> jimmy: what was the loophole? what were you about to -- no you were writing. >> i questioned it at first. i thought maybe this is immoral but i think that -- i think it's a lot. >> jimmy: all right, so matthew's in the lead. >> it's not cheating. >> jimmy: matthew's in the lead for being best son, here we go. [ laughter ] the last question. this is to see who is the best son. this is worth 1,000 points. [ laughter ] >> 1,000? >> this one's worth 1,000 points -- >> there's 1,000 points? >> jimmy: whoever wins this one wins. >> well, do you want to try for it, too? >> jimmy: i'll -- yeah, i'll get -- >> get in -- get in on this. >> jimmy: i'll guess on this one. >> get on this. >> i mean, this is just riveting stuff. >> jimmy: here we go. >> you got to be -- [ light laughter ] >> if you win, we're kicked out of our house so that's what that is. >> you got to get in, yeah. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: last question. what is rob's hidden talent that not too many people know about? >> ooh. [ audience oohs ] ♪ >> jimmy: and you can't say -- we all know he's a great actor. can he sing? i forget if he can thing.
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maybe very athletic. i feel like maybe there's an artsy. you know what? i'm just going to take a wild guess. [ light laughter ] all right, here we go. matthew -- [ drumroll ] wait, impressions. i was going to say impressions. >> that's a good one. >> jimmy: johnny? history buff. >> he knows his history. >> jimmy: rob lowe? >> surfing. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: so was i. i was going to say impressionist, too, because he is a great impressionist. i thought maybe, paint. do you paint? [ laughter and applause ] do you paint? >> i don't paint. >> jimmy: you're such a loser? why don't you paint? >> what are good at? >> jimmy: guys, we have a tie. you're both the best sons. >> awe. i like that. ♪ [ cheers and applause ] [ talking over each other ] >> jimmy: rob, matthew and john owen lowe, everybody! check out "the lowe files" on a&e. we'll be right back with chrissy metz. get over here, guys! come on, guys. get over. we're all -- [ cheers and applause ] ♪
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♪nausea, heartburn, indigestion, upset stomach, diarrhea!♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: our next guest stars on one of the biggest shows on tv. "this is us," which returns for a second season september 26th at 9:00 p.m., right here on nbc. [ cheers and applause ] everyone, please welcome chrissy metz! ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> thank you. >> jimmy: they love you. and we thank you for being here. >> thank you. [ cheers and applause ] oh, my gosh.
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>> jimmy: congrats on the show. >> thank you. >> jimmy: i'm so psyched to meet you, i'm a big fan. >> what? i'm a bigger fan of yours. >> jimmy: no, no, no, no. >> you don't understand. basically, my sisters and i talk, like, fallon code. and it's specifically for idiot boyfriends. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: oh, my god. >> so, like -- i'm like, "what do you want for dinner?" she like, ♪ i know what you want ♪ >> jimmy: oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. [ laughter ] that's my jam! >> and it's usually -- [ indiscernible ] --with you name on it. >> jimmy: okay, you remember that. i had a disco hit out in the -- >> my life is complete. >> jimmy: late 90s. >> just so everybody knows that. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: tell your sisters i said hi. hi, sisters. that's awesome. i love you. >> i hope you're not dead now. >> jimmy: no! [ laughter ] >> i hope they're not dead now. well, welcome and thank you for -- i want to hear everything about it because "this is us" is a a runaway train. it's just everyone loved it, it's great. [ cheers and applause ] >> thank you. >> jimmy: you're so great in it. you make me laugh, you make me cry. i seriously shed a lot of tears. i heard this story that you only had, like, 82 cents. >> one, 81 cents. >> jimmy: sorry. >> don't give me that extra penny, fallon. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: you had 81 cents in your bank account? >> yeah.
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81 cents when i booked the show. and it's funny because you have to have at least 20 to get gas. right? like, you have to have at least 20 in your bank for the gas pump to process -- the credit card. mm-hmm. [ laughter ] so, i was like, "do i have enough gas to get to the audition? >> jimmy: for "this is us"? >> true story. >> jimmy: wow! >> and luckily i did. and that was the day that -- we actually tested twice for the role. i know. and the girl against me was incredibly talented and beautiful and amazing. and i was like, "oh, it's her job." and she was like, "it's your job." and i was like, "well, whoever's it is, god bless us both." [ laughter ] >> jimmy: i have 81 cents. >> yeah, and it's the first test i've ever had for a show. so of course i was nervous. but luckily they felt something in me. and i ended up walking back to the parking structure at nbc universal with justin and the other girl. and we're like, "okay, bye." [ light laughter ] and i was like, "bye. god." and so i sat in my car, the phone rang, and it was, like, a a weird number. i was like, "ehh, bill collector. not answering it." [ laughter ] true story. >> jimmy: i only have 81 cents.
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>> yes! >> jimmy: stop calling me! >> leave me alone! >> jimmy: like, yeah, i didn't pay for this phone call. >> exactly. exactly. >> jimmy: i hope i'm not roaming right now. yeah. [ laughter ] >> oh, that's a good point. i probably was. i've paid for it now but -- the phone call. i called my agent i was like, "that was terrible, i'm not going to get the job." and he's like, "oh, stop." and the call came again. i was like, "okay, i'm answering the phone." and of course i'm in the parking structure and it's like -- and i'm like, "hello, hello." [ light laughter ] all i heard was 'e'. and i'm like, "it's chrissy! yeah, it's chrissy. hello?" and they're like, "hey, chrissy." and i'm like, "did you call? it's chrissy." and he's like, "we know who we called." i'm like, "okay." [ light laughter ] just making sure. he's like, "hey, it's dan fogelman." and i'm like, "what?" i'm like, "oh, dan fogelman." right? the writer/creator of "this is us." the genius. and i was like, "um -- hi." could be really bad or really good. >> jimmy: yeah. >> and i'm like, "okay. hi." and he's like, "um -- so we just want to let you know --" and the phone cuts out. i'm like, "know what?" [ laughter ] >> jimmy: oh, my goodness.
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>> i'm like, "um -- hello." and he's like, "we just want to let you know you're our girl." and i was like, "what? what, are you kidding me?" [ cheers and applause ] yes, yes, i was super excited. >> jimmy: now, when we left off last season, besides weeping and crying, there was also some fun stuff. your character was getting into singing? >> yeah. >> jimmy: she wants to be a a singer? >> she does. >> jimmy: are you a singer? do you sing? >> you know, i love a tune. i do like to sing. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: i do love a tune. >> yeah, i do love a little ditty. >> jimmy: yeah. >> it's obnoxious, like, i'd rather probably sing than talk. >> jimmy: really? >> it's obnoxious. >> jimmy: was it like singing around the house? >> yeah, all the time -- everything. even in school. like, the teachers would be like, "close your books." i'm like, ♪ close your eyes give me your hand♪ [ laughter ] like, everything. i'm the walking jukebox. >> jimmy: little bangles, yeah. >> it's obnoxious. >> jimmy: then -- oh, my god. >> yeah. >> jimmy: how great. >> yeah. >> jimmy: no, i heard that you do an impression of aaron neville? >> yeah. >> jimmy: and shakira, maybe? >> and a little michael mcdonald. and i was like, "oh, my god, twinsies."
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>> jimmy: these are all my impressions. >> i want to be jimmy fallon is basically what it is. [ laughter ] that's all it is. >> jimmy: can we hear a little bit of -- do you want to do which order? >> how about -- we'll start with michael mcdonald. >> jimmy: let's do it. >> ♪ i keep forgettin' we're not in love anymore i keep forgetting things will never be the same again ♪ [ laughter ] >> jimmy: okay, sounds great. that's it. [ cheers and applause ] >> okay. >> jimmy: all right, you got that one, michael mcdonald. >> oh, he checked me off, okay. >> jimmy: oh, yeah, i love that one. >> okay. >> jimmy: that's a great one. you have to do it. that one would be good. >> if you approve, then okay. >> jimmy: all right. because michael mcdonald is the best to do because you don't need to remember the words. you don't need to because you're like -- [ indiscernible singing ] >> yeah. [ indiscernible singing ] >> jimmy: yeah, it's great. >> exactly. [ cheers and applause ] [ laughter ] >> jimmy: oh, man. so are we going to see more of you maybe singing this season maybe? >> yes! so kate and toby move in together. you see that in the finale. >> jimmy: yep. >> and she picks up the beautiful picture of mandy moore who plays rebecca, my mom. >> jimmy: yeah. and she's like, "i want to
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sing." and so she's following a bit in her mom's footsteps, so -- >> jimmy: gosh, obviously mandy can sing as well. this going to be -- >> her face off. like, she can sing her face off. [ laughter ] she's incredible. yeah. >> jimmy: pal, you are incredible. >> oh! >> jimmy: and we love you. and come back whenever you want, please. >> i would love to. [ cheers and applause ] thank you. thank you. >> jimmy: i just want to show a a little bit of chrissy's work in season one, but no spoilers, of "this is us." take a look a this. >> it's just what i do now. i watch the steelers and i watch them with my dad. >> he sounds like a cool guy, i'd like to meet him sometime. >> yeah, okay. >> yeah. >> okay. >> and i know it's going to be a little creepy. ♪ >> this is your dad? >> jack.
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[ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: chrissy metz, everybody! season two of "this is us" returns september 26th at 9:00 p.m. on nbc. we're very excited for that. we'll be back with a a performance from fifth harmony featuring gucci mane. stick around, everybody! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ i'm not the type to smushy garbages... you know what? i'm going for it. you are completely and utterly... awesome... i'm glad you showed up. in my life! i think i'm about to cry... you better not. every single time i... get down! you always have... my back! my back! it's really hard to describe. it's like... all these tiny little... things? yes. yes. things! are actually... friendship. ♪
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♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: they're in the building, you guys, they're in the building. they are -- [ cheers and applause ] a multi-platinum selling group. oh, they're giant. their new album is self-titled. that's right. [ cheers ] it is called "fifth harmony" and it is out august 25th. [ cheers and applause ]
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performing "down," featuring gucci mane, give it up for fifth harmony! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ i need somebody with some patience cause you know i got a temperament ♪ ♪ yeah you got a reputation nothing that a little love can't fix ♪ ♪ there ain't no kinda situation where i wouldn't cross the line for you ♪ ♪ fbi interrogation i would get up there and lie for you ♪ ♪ when push come to shove you show me love when push come to shove ♪ ♪ long as you're holding me down down down i'm gon keep loving you down down down ♪ ♪ long as you're holding me down down down ♪ ♪ i'm gon keep loving you down down down
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it takes a real one to put her with the old me ♪ ♪ that's why you in the coupe with the low seat that's why we at the game on the floor seats ♪ ♪ the diamonds you can see em from the nosebleeds you make a man feel like you won a trophy ♪ ♪ long as you're holding me down down down i'm gon keep loving you down down down ♪ ♪ long as you're holding me down down down ♪ ♪ i'm gon keep loving you down down down ♪ ♪ long as you're holding me down down down i'm gon keep loving you down down down ♪ ♪ long as you're holding me down down down ♪ ♪ i'm gon keep loving you down down down i'm gon keep loving you m [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: that's what i'm talking about.
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hey! oh, my goodness. oh i love -- i love -- thank you so much. fifth harmony! [ cheers and applause ] that's what i'm talking about. standing o. they love you. gucci mane, fifth harmony, their new album is out august 25th. we'll be right back. that was so good. oh, my gosh. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ what's going on here? um...i'm babysitting. that'll be $50 bucks. you said $30. yeah, well it was $30 before my fees, like the pizza-ordering fee and the dog-sitting fee... and the rummage through your closet fee. who is she, verizon? are those my heels? yeah! yeah, we're the same size...in shoes. with t-mobile taxes and fees are already included, so you get four lines of unlimited for just $40 bucks each. the price we say is the price you pay.
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♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: my thanks to rob lowe, chrissy metz, fifth harmony, once again! [ cheers and applause ] gucci mane and the roots right there from philadelphia, pennsylvania. [ cheers and applause ] stay tuned for "late night with seth meyers." thank you for watching. have a great night. i hope to see you tomorrow. bye-bye everybody. [ cheers and applause ] ♪
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