tv The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon NBC August 25, 2017 11:34pm-12:37am EDT
to the awaiting arms of mar vin harryson jr. son of the nfl legend doing his thing. they win the opener. >> that's the blitz for tonight. i'm danny pommells. stay with us, here's more with jim. >> i'm keith jones he's erika martin. the tonight show is coming up next. thank you so much for watching. and have a great night. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> steve: from studio 6b in rockefeller center in the heart of new york city, it's "the tonight show starring jimmy fallon." tonight, join jimmy and his guests -- kevin bacon, jenna dewan-tatum, comedian nate bargatze,
and featuring the legendary roots crew. >> questlove: 709! newfoundland! >> steve: and now, here he is, jimmy fallon! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ >> jimmy: oh, my goodness! i love you, hey! hot crowd! hot friday night crowd, right here tonight. [ cheers and applause ] here in new york city. welcome, everybody. welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome to "the tonight show."
this is it! [ cheers and applause ] this is it! oh, i'm so happy. thank you for being here. welcome. and here's what everybody's talking about. it was announced that donald trump jr. and jared kushner will testify next week about their secret meeting with the russians. [ audience oohs ] they only had one request, that the panel be the same people from o.j.'s parole board. [ laughter and applause ] that's right, after being granted parole yesterday, i saw that "the juice is lose" was trending on twitter. [ light laughter ] when told he was trending on twitter, o.j. said, "i was whatting on what now? [ light laughter ] [ applause ] what is, what? i have no clue. this is very interesting, a new pole finds voters are split on whether they'd vote for trump or mark zuckerberg in 2020? [ light laughter ] i guess voters can't decide if they want a president who spends all his time on facebook or twitter. >> steve: yeah. [ applause ]
>> jimmy: i just saw that "usa today" just did a feature on what different presidents did for exercise. yeah. for instance, george w. bush liked to go for a jog. obama liked to play basketball with his friends. and trump likes to go to yoga classes and watch. >> steve: oh, really? [ laughter and applause ] >> jimmy: yeah, isn't that nice? >> steve: downward dog. >> jimmy: actually a bunch of doctors -- a bunch of doctors told "usa today" that trump is showing symptoms of sleep derivation. and some experts are even using trump as an example to raise awareness about the importance of sleep. take a look at this. ♪ >> the american medical association would like to remind everyone that sleep is important. a lack of sleep can cause unusual symptoms such as -- restless arm syndrome. unintelligible speech. >> ah, ah, ah! >> bing, bing, bing! >> hello! >> and acting out your boyhood dreams. [ laughter ] [ horn honking ]
♪ sleep tight, america. >> jimmy: isn't that nice? [ cheers and applause ] >> steve: give me that hand. >> jimmy: that's fantastic, yeah. this is a nice story. you guys want to hear a nice story? >> audience: yeah! >> jimmy: this is nice. i read about a 91-year-old airline mechanic who still works on planes at jfk airport. [ audience aws ] [ cheers and applause ] passengers said, "it's a great story as long as he didn't work on their plane." [ applause ] stay away. "i'll fix the engine!" okay, all right. [ light laughter ] just get him out of here. listen to this, you guys. i read that some battery-powered fidget spinners are exploding and catching fire. [ laughter ] on the plus side, they definitely cut down on fidgeting. because, then -- now they're just -- [ applause ] and mercedes -- mercedes just
announced that they are launching a luxury pickup truck. [ light laughter ] mercedes says it will be the most rugged midlife crisis car on the market. yeah, it'll be -- [ cheers and applause ] >> steve: so good. >> jimmy: and finally, this made me laugh. it just came out that the wife of the japanese prime minister may have pretended not to speak english to avoid talking to trump at the g-20 summit -- [ laughter ] when asked where she learned that trick, she said, "melania." there you go, you guys. [ laughter and applause ] we have a great show tonight! give it up for the roots. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: i mean, come on. hot crowd tonight! >> steve: hey! >> jimmy: thank you, roots!
thank you, higgins. happy friday, everybody. quest, i've been meaning to ask about your drumset, because it's always a different kit. >> questlove: yeah. >> jimmy: and now this one, i have to know, is a little different. and what -- who does it and i love it. who does it? >> questlove: dee and ricky. they're uh -- >> jimmy: dee and ricky. >> questlove: designers from brooklyn, yeah. >> jimmy: oh, i love it. >> questlove: they make my lego stuff, too. >> jimmy: oh, well shout out to dee and ricky. i love that stuff. >> questlove: yeah. >> jimmy: higgins who's been -- who makes your podium? >> steve: my podium? >> jimmy: yeah. [ light laughter ] >> steve: johnson and fuller. >> jimmy: oh, my god. >> steve: podium makers since 1897. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: oh, great. guys, we got a big show tonight. we're always happy when this guy can pay us a visit. we're honored. i love this guy. every time he comes, he always comes to play and he's always great. and the crowd loves him. i love him. you love him. the roots love him. yeah, he stars in a new film called, "story of a girl." kevin bacon is here, tonight. >> steve: yeah! come on! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: i was going to -- i thought you were going to give
me like a -- ♪ no, like -- more like fuzz. more fuzz on it, like a -- ♪ yeah, more like a "wah, wah!" more sustain, more sustain. ♪ yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. yeah, we love it when he comes here. kevin bacon is here tonight! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ [ imitates guitar ] >> jimmy: we're going to catch up with him. plus kevin and i are going to do something fun and musical later in the show. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ [ cheers and applause ] ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> steve: it's friday! how's your neck? how's that whiplash?
[ light laughter ] >> jimmy: it's -- plus, joining us tonight, she's the host of the hit nbc show, "world of dance." jenna dewan-tatum is dropping by. >> steve: oh! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: she's so talented and she's gorgeous. and we have stand-up from one of the greatest stand-up comedians living right now. i love him that much. i love him so much. he's been on our show i think 8 times, maybe? >> steve: if you count -- >> jimmy: well, two -- >> steve: there's six times -- >> jimmy: "late night," he was on two -- >> steve: there should be six. >> jimmy: six times on "the tonight show." which is a record. we just love him so much. he's got this great stand-up special. it's on netflix, which is why i've had the date july 4th here. it's already out. >> steve: oh, that's not his album? "july 4th?" >> jimmy: no, his album's not called "july 4th." >> steve: oh, i thought it was a patriotic album. [ light laughter ] 'cause it's kind of like red, white and blue. >> jimmy: yeah, no, but this -- that's not even nate, that's somebody else. [ light laughter ] no, i'm just kidding. no, that is nate. that is nate. >> steve: that's john bargatze. >> jimmy: that is nate, but it already came out july 4th on netflix and it's a big hit. and, yeah, he's a big deal. nate bargatze is here, everyone.
>> steve: yeah! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: it's called, "the stand-ups." i just love the guy. he's really creative and cool and different and -- i just love him. he's one of my favorites. hey, guys, today is friday and that's usually when i catch up on some personal stuff. you know, i check in my inbox. i return some emails there. >> steve: sure. >> jimmy: and of course i send out "thank you" notes. and i was running a bit behind -- [ cheers and applause ] so i thought, if you guys wouldn't mind, i'd just like to write out my weekly "thank you" notes right now. is that cool with you guys? [ cheers ] thank you very much. james, can i get some "thank you" note write -- wow. >> steve: oh, wow. [ light laughter ] it's like his -- >> jimmy: is that -- is that a a wax figure? >> steve: yeah. >> jimmy: a wax figure. >> steve: wax on, wax off. >> jimmy: yeah, man. wax off? [ light laughter ] wax on, i get it. i know, i mean it. wax off. yeah, hey, james, can i get some "thank you" note writing music please? ♪ >> steve: he's got a little smile. >> jimmy: fantastic. >> steve: there's that impish grin. >> jimmy: fantastic.
just the best, he's the best. >> steve: you touched his heart. >> jimmy: he does kid's parties, everything -- >> steve: kid's parties, everything. >> jimmy: whatever you need, james will be there for you. [ light laughter ] >> steve: i saw him at -- >> jimmy: warms the heart. >> steve: warms the cuckholds of your heart. >> jimmy: yeah. warms the cockles -- the cockles of your heart. >> steve: sure, sure, that too. [ light laughter ] ♪ >> jimmy: thank you, "the bachelorette" for being down to the last three men and getting us one step closer to finally knowing who will end up on "dancing with the stars." [ light laughter ] i always -- i always wonder. [ applause ] >> steve: i always wonder. >> jimmy: oh, it's probably that dude. >> steve: oh, it's him. >> jimmy: how're you doing? "my name's ted and i'm an entrepreneur." [ light laughter ] "hi, my name's joey and i'm an entrepreneur." [ light laughter ] we put a -- why is rachel -- why is she doing this thing? >> steve: i don't know. i don't -- >> jimmy: "we put rachel in a a house with thirty entrepreneurs." [ laughter ] >> steve: sad, it's sad. >> jimmy: "hi, i'm ted jay and i'm also an entrepreneur." ♪
thank you, gust of wind when the subway pulls into the station, for managing to be the most refreshing and nauseating experience at once. [ laughter and applause ] >> steve: hey! oh, that is rich! ♪ >> jimmy: thank you, windmills, for being an ancient energy technology we use to block golf balls. [ laughter and applause ] ♪ thank you, hitchhikers, for looking like you just really approve of everyone's cars. [ laughter and applause ] cool ride, man. [ honking ] what's up? [ honking ] oh, cool. [ light laughter ] hey, look, a truck! [ honking ] good one, fred. oh, look a model t ford!
[ honking ] >> steve: ah-ooga! ah-ooga! >> jimmy: thanks, higgins. [ light laughter ] hey, look an airplane! [ imitates airplane ] >> jimmy: no, higgins, not you again! >> steve: oh, my bad. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: just trying to test fred out there with the sound effects. [ light laughter ] >> you've got to be [ bleep ] kidding me. ♪ >> jimmy: hey, come on! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> steve: hey! >> jimmy: that's the time -- >> steve: hey! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: exact -- exactly. fred is our -- fred is our computer. >> steve: yes. >> jimmy: that runs all this. >> steve: well that's siri, who should say she's sorry. >> jimmy: no, that, no, that was -- that was -- that was -- that's fred. [ light laughter ] >> steve: family. >> jimmy: fred is like our -- our space -- >> steve: it's like hal. >> jimmy: hal, yeah, that's our fred, yeah. ♪ thank you, ty cobb, for being
trump's new lawyer. and for letting me know what it would look like if david crosby's moustache took viagra. well, very interesting. >> steve: whoa! [ applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: thank you, pull strings on blinds. when i want the blinds to open or close, i'm always going to pull the wrong one. so thank you very much. [ laughter and applause ] we're down to our last "thank you" note. >> steve: oh. >> thank you, jimmy! >> jimmy: hey, thank you, sir. [ light laughter ] see, that's the type of love that we need. >> steve: that's the type of love you need. >> jimmy: where you sitting, buddy? where are you? [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> thank you, jimmy.
woo! thank you, i appreciate it. ♪ [ cheers and applause ] ♪ [ light laughter ] ♪ [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: thank you, empty ice cube tray. or as i like to call you, "the next guy's problem." there you guys have it! those are my "thank you" notes. we'll be right back with "the tonight show", everybody. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪
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>> jimmy: kevin bacon! thank you for coming back to the show. you know we love having you. >> i love doing it. >> jimmy: you're a stud. i just love you. thank you for doing first draft of rock every time. that's got to be maybe the sixth or fifth one we've done, right? >> i think it's five. but i'm losing count, yeah. we're going to have to start having like a best of album like a greatest hits album you know. >> jimmy: dude i would love to tour. that would be great. >> oh, like a tour. >> jimmy: yeah. and now we got your beautiful wife kyra sedgwick in on the act. [ cheers and applause ] >> yeah it's so fun - and you know, she really took it very serious. one of the great things about doing those things, there's video to look at, and she's like, "yeah, but on this one she leans in and then her hands do this." >> jimmy: i love that. >> yeah she's really into it. >> jimmy: well, you know how specific we get with these like things. i know they're like silly little bits, but we get down to wearing the wristwatch and -- man, oh, man. who knew your wife had such a a great voice.
she can sing man. >> she was actually -- when we first put the bacon brothers together, she sat in with us for like a couple of shows. and then, like some guy ran on stage wearing a coffee filter on his head at some show, and she got flipped out, and she quit the band. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: she quit the band. >> yeah, she's the first person to quit the bacon brothers band. she's kind of like our pete best or -- [ laughter ] >> jimmy: she left the band yeah, absoutley. we always talk about food when you come on because, well, your last name is bacon. and -- [ light laughter ] ns we talk about one of your favorite bacon dishes are, and you said at one point, blt. >> yeah, blt is a comfort food. >> jimmy: yeah, everyone loves a blt. that's my favorite sandwich. [ cheers and applause ] that's because of you. but then last time you said you invented a new sandwich. you added avocado. >> right. >> jimmy: and you called it a a blat. >> right. >> jimmy: and you go -- i go -- that's is -- that sounds like -- and i've had it. and it's the best sandwich. now you've invented something new. what is this?
>> this is the blast. [ light laughter ] this is bacon, lettuce, avocado, smoked salmon and tomato. [ cheers ] >> jimmy: this is what people want to see! [ cheers and applause ] this is what they want! >> yeah, but i'm also -- [ cheers and applause ] yeah, i know. they're amazing. but i'm also working on something called a bloat. which is bacon, lettuce, avocados, olives and tomato. and then there's also a blast off. blaken lettuce, avocado, smoked salmon, tomato, olives and fresh fries. [ cheers and applause ] this is called way too much time on my hands. >> jimmy: where is my buddy that hugged me earlier? you want to come down and try a a little bit of this sandwich? [ cheers and applause ] my old buddy. i don't know him. >> don't know him? no -- he just said thank you and then just yelled it out. i thought maybe he could try. come on over. >> he looks like a hungry dude. >> jimmy: he's a good dude. how are you doing? good to see you again, buddy. thanks --
this is kevin bacon. >> yeah. >> jimmy: here you can sit down. take a seat over there. [ cheers and applause ] giving up the hugs. >> yeah. >> jimmy: you like smoked salmon? >> i like smoked salmon. >> jimmy: what's your name? >> brandon. >> jimmy: brandon, very good. where are you from brandon? >> york, pennsylvania. i'm living in jersey right now, though. >> jimmy: hey that's cool, jersey's great. give it a shot. your first blat. >> yeah. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: brandon, didn't seem like a real good bite. it felt like, honestly, we didn't do anything. >> i ate dinner. but like, this is actually pretty good. >> jimmy: you already ate dinner but it still tastes pretty good. >> yeah. >> i don't think he likes it. >> jimmy: i don't think he likes it. [ laughter ] let me try, let me try. >> i don't like tomatos -- >> he don't like tomatoes. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: brandon here we go, here we go. this is good. ready, i'm going to try, this is a blast. the brandon blast. yeah. >> mm-hmm. >> jimmy: mm-hmm. that's banging.
[ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: brandon, you can take that with you. that's a souvenir. [ cheers and applause ] >> he didn't like it. >> jimmy: i loved it. [ applause ] now, kevin, talk to me about this movie. this is very -- it's very topical. and kyra directed. >> yes, it's kyra's first thing she's directed. you know, people like to say, what's the secret to a good marriage? i can't stand that question. i never answer it. i'm done answering it. but i can say some things you don't want to do in a marriage. like leaving the toilet seat up. and one of them is saying, i told you so. i have to say that i always told her that she would be a a great director, and that she
would enjoy the hell out of it. and i was right. and i actually can say i told you so. [ cheers ] >> jimmy: it is great. she enjoyed it. she loved doing it? >> she loved doing it. and she absolutely crushed it. it's a really, really great movie. it's about a young girl who makes a sex tape when she's very, very young, and cuts to her life three years later and it's sort of about how that has affected her and her family and her relationship. it's really a movie about forgiveness. it's a beautiful film on lifetime. >> jimmy: how is it about forgiveness? it's just forgiveness to -- >> forgiveness to the people that have hurt you and also, most importantly, forgiving yourself, and there's a really interesting family dynamic that's going on. and the acting's great. my daughter sosie's in it. she has a part. and my son travis scored it, wrote the music. >> jimmy: it's family affair. >> it's a family affair. >> jimmy: yeah, see. [ cheers and applause ] that's what i'm talking about, man. we always love you.
i want to show a clip. here's kevin bacon in "story of a girl." take a look. >> is he here every night? >> oh no, not every night. was it a recent breakup? you're too young to have a a past. >> it was like three years ago. >> three years? that would have made you a a felony? >> yeah. it's a long story. >> of all the gin joints -- no? nothing. >> jimmy: kevin bacon, everybody. watch "story of a girl" this sunday at 8:00 p.m. on lifetime. we'll be right back with jenna dewan tatum. stick around, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪
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♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: our next guest is a a talented actress, and dancer, who hosts the hugely popular show "world of dance" which airs tuesdays -- i know, it's great. tuesdays at 10:00 p.m. right here on nbc. ladies and gentlemen, please welcome jenna dewan tatum. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ >> jimmy: jenna! >> yes! >> jimmy: welcome! >> thank you! thank you. >> jimmy: you look gorgeous. welcome. thank you for being here. >> oh, my goodness. i want to say congratulations on "world of dance." >> thank you. >> jimmy: this is a giant hit show. [ cheers and applause ]
and we love it because it's on nbc. >> right before. >> jimmy: and it's right before us. so we really appreciate it. thank you so much. >> aw, thank you for having me. i'm so excited to be here. >> jimmy: please. we're dying to have you here. >> thank you. >> jimmy: it's so much fun. i want to get into it. because people who haven't seen it, you're looking for the world's greatest dancer. >> yes. in the world. >> jimmy: and there's a a winner -- in the world. and the winner gets a million dollars. >> a million dollars. [ cheers and applause ] which, by the way -- >> jimmy: i know. >> as you know -- that doesn't happen for a a dancer. you could work your entire life and not make a million dollars. it's not compensated in the right way. so this was a huge deal for us. we just wanted to be a part of it. >> jimmy: because you are a a dancer. >> yes. >> jimmy: but, like, if this competition was around when you were like out doing -- because i want to talk about janet jackson for a second, too. >> yes. are you a massive janet fan? like -- >> jimmy: i am a janet fan. yes! i mean, i'm like the number five, four, three, two. >> i saw it in your eyes, i was, like, "mm-hmm, yeah." >> jimmy: yeah, i love "rhythm nation." yeah. >> yeah. amazing. >> jimmy: what tour were you on with janet jackson? >> i did "all for you" which was 2001, i think. some janet fan's going to correct me on that. but i think it was 2001 and it
was like dream come true. i mean it was like my oprah vision board moment. >> jimmy: oh, yeah. >> you know, i learned it from the tv when i was in high school. i was, like, obsessed with janet. >> jimmy: she's the greatest. >> the best. she's the best. >> jimmy: i worked with her on "saturday night live." we did a sketch called "cork soakers." >> oh, my god. >> jimmy: and she was fantastic. [ light laughter ] >> isn't she disarming, too? you're just, like, you're disarmed by her essence. you're just like, "oh!" >> jimmy: she's awesome. and she's janet, yeah. >> yeah. >> jimmy: but then -- >> so, yeah, for me, this show would have been like ultimate dream to be on. it was just -- i was, like, "i have to do this." that was the main goal. >> jimmy: but this is great because then you seen -- you've kind of been through the whole thing. you got to talk to these people, these contestants. and you go -- >> yeah. >> jimmy: you know, it's because it's emotional, too. if they don't make it and if they do make it. it's both sides. >> i understand it. i cry with them, i laugh with them. i'm like an annoying cheerleader to them backstage. [ light laughter ] i'm like -- it's like they're all my kids. >> jimmy: yeah, i know. >> you know, it's like i'm a a mama bear back there. because i know what it feels like. i've had to go out, i've had to perform, high stakes like this. i mean, some of them are 14. >> jimmy: have you ever made a a mistake like on the janet tour? >> well, yes.
>> jimmy: but no one saw. >> well, just the whole concert. so you know, a stadium. i was doing, i fall all the time on stage and in life. it's something that happens. >> jimmy: that makes us besties. [ light laughter ] >> yeah, yeah, yeah. [ laughter ] i'm, like, graceful then i fall. but i was doing all right. you know -- ♪ all right don't make me sing on this show. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: no, please. >> but you know what i'm talking about. >> jimmy: yeah, like a -- >> i'm doing the dance. i'm up on a platform. i take a step, i fall directly into the audience. >> jimmy: off the stage? >> on the fans. yes, off the stage. like you see me, you don't see me. [ light laughter ] like, i just literally went -- like on the ground. >> jimmy: this is pre-stage diving. this is pre -- >> yeah, this was not a stage dive. >> jimmy: not nirvana. this is not pearl jam. yeah, this is -- >> thiss was like -- yeah. >> jimmy: you fell. >> i fell. i totally fell. and for the next week, janet and all the dancers were rewinding it and playing it and laughing at me. [ light laughter ] and one of the janet fans came to the next concert with like a a shirt made of me, like, a a stick figure, like, falling off the stage. [ light laughter ]
it was so embarrassed. you know, i'm 19. this is like the most embarrassing thing. >> jimmy: yes. >> i've fallen so many times, though, like -- >> jimmy: so you never -- yeah. but this, i think it's just a a great show. it's fun. also we love jennifer lopez so much. >> oh, yes. >> jimmy: and i should say derek hough, too, is coming on the show august 8th with the winner. >> ooh! >> jimmy: after the show he's going to come on our show and perform so it should be good. [ cheers and applause ] >> i love derek. that will be so good. >> jimmy: jennifer lopez is so much fun and i love her. i'm telling you all it's just a a good -- the chemistry's great. you got a good crew of people. i want to show a clip. here's jenna dewan tatum encouraging some of the junior contestants on "world of dance." take a look at this. >> your intensity, you're amazing. what you do is other-worldly, go out there, kill it. >> thank you. >> good luck. >> thank you so much. >> all right, it's your turn! ♪ ♪ wish i was special you two soloists over here with your emotion. >> oh, my gosh that was so good. that was beautiful. >> eva!
you two are our divisional finalists. you will go head-to-head in the next of the championship finals! ah! [ cheers and applause ] >> yes. >> jimmy: eva! >> yeah, it's like the mom tone. >> jimmy: eva! come here, eva! come here. come here and hug me. give me a hug. eva! you did such a good job! you really are. >> they have a montage of me hugging. they actually were like, "maybe like one less hug an episode." >> jimmy: no, all you need is love. >> come on. >> jimmy: that's what we want. >> thank you. >> jimmy: give it up. give people love. >> thank you. >> jimmy: that's all you need. >> thank you. i will. >> jimmy: one quick thing before you leave, madonna was on the show and i asked her to teach me a dance move because i need a go-to dance move if i go to a wedding or something. >> uh-huh. >> jimmy: or the club. i'm always at the club. [ light laughter ] and i always need like a dance move that i'm always going to do at the club. >> okay. >> jimmy: and so she gave me a a dance move. and i've used it ever since for years now. it's kind of getting a little tired. i need a new dance move.
>> okay, you need a new dance move. >> jimmy: do i show you the one she taught me? >> i mean, get up. let's try something. let's dance. [ cheers and applause ] all right. so -- >> jimmy: yeah. >> kind of like the tatum move. >> jimmy: the tatum move. okay, good, i like that. >> we do this a lot. it's a body roll. ♪ [ cheers ] >> it's got -- and then you got to -- >> jimmy: no, no, wait, i can't do this. >> shoulders. >> jimmy: shoulders back. [ laughter ] yeah. >> then stick your butt out. >> jimmy: stick my butt out. >> so shoulders. and then you can, like, move with it. [ cheers and applause ] you got it. >> jimmy: janet! janet! >> you're doing it! >> jimmy: keep going, janet. >> you got it. >> jimmy: jenna dewan tatum, everybody. "world of dance" airs tuesdays at 10:00 p.m. on nbc. natee bargatze performs stand-up for us next. stick around, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ what's going on here?
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>> thank you. thank you, everybody. that's very nice. ah, all right. so my last name is bargatze. i know nothing about the history of my family. i've never like really looked into it. so i asked a great-uncle, told me pretty wild story. we had a guy in our family that got -- he got killed, got murdered, actually, by a a sickle. like the thing the grim reaper carries? and this is like the 1 1800s, too, just so you don't have to feel -- it's not a a recent story. [ light laughter ] we're over it as a family. [ laughter ] so the guy -- it was his own fault, too. the guy's nickname, they called him "two thumbs." two thumbs bargatze. and the reason they called him that is because he had two thumbs on one hand, but still had the other thumb. so not even a good nickname. [ laughter ] i'm two thumbs bargatze. everybody but him is two thumbs bargatze.
he's the only not two thumbs we've ever had in the history of our family. [ laughter ] so i can tell you he was a a troublemaker. two thumbs, he was hooking up with this guy's wife. so he was at her house, he leaves. the neighbor sees him. he gives him two thumbs, one hand up, you know. and the neighbor is like all right. [ light laughter ] the husband gets home. the neighbor was like, "hey, your wife's cheating on you with this dude." and he was like, "who's the guy?" and he was like, "i don't know his name, but he had two thumbs on one hand, if that helps." [ laughter ] and, you know, the guy was like, "that helps a lot." [ laughter and applause ] i mean, i didn't know you were going to be that specific. so i know exactly who it is. so two thumbs was at home -- this is all what i was told. he was at home, he was gardening, he was extra good at gardening, and he's sitting there. he's gardening, and the
sickle's there and then he kills him with it. and that's it. that's basically it. but here's the lesson. all right, guys? the lesson is: if you're doing something shady that's not the time to stand out, you know? [ laughter ] like don't -- you don't want to be different then. put your dumb hand in your pocket. [ light laughter ] i mean, if i had three legs and was going to rob a bank, i'm going to be the getaway driver. i'm not going to gallop in the bank with all three legs. [ applause ] just blend in. that's the real message. just don't stand out. just blend in. sometimes you can't help it, though. i've had it where, i had it recent -- i was getting coffee and i like iced coffee with milk. nothing crazy. and i went to order it. you know when you order something and the guy looks at you weird? and you're like, "i'm pretty sure he doesn't know what i just said." but you're both touching the credit card so you're just too
far into it. and you're like, "all right, let's see what he thinks he heard." [ laughter ] and i go to the end of the counter to get my drink and he gives me milk with ice in it. [ laughter ] i had to ask him, i was like, "what is that?" he's like, "it's milk with ice in it." [ light laughter ] and i was like, "do i look like a psycho to you, dude?" [ laughter ] i've never drank milk publicly in the history of my life. i've never once in my life been in public and thought, you know what i could go for right now? i'd like a cup of milk. i'd like a cup of milk. i'd like to drink it out of a a clear cup so other adults know exactly what i'm drinking. [ laughter and applause ] i was also wondering if you could put a straw in it. something i haven't done in maybe 35 years. and i thought we should do that again right now. and i was wondering if you could put milk in it and ice and then, you know, that's
something that i don't know if you're allowed to do. but i would like to try that now in front of all these people that i've never met before. [ light laughter ] the bad part about this is it's happened twice. [ light laughter ] all right? and, you know, the first time, that's a lot. that's a lot for it to happen. and the second time, you start looking at yourself. you start thinking like, i don't know if i know how to order. i'm not ordering correctly, you know? i thought it was going to happen a third time. there was a third time. and she put the drink down. i was like, "this is unbelievable." i was like, "they're against me." and -- but she just put too much milk into it. and she told me that. it was a very honest moment. she like set it down. we're both looking at it. [ light laughter ] and she just is like, "feels like a lot of milk, doesn't it?" [ laughter ] and i was like -- just looked at it. and i -- you know, was like, not as much as usual, but it
>> jimmy: that was just fantastic, man. please come back, every -- nate bargatze, how great is that? [ cheers and applause ] my thanks to kevin bacon, jenna dewan-tatum, kyra sedgwick, nate bargatze! [ cheers and applause ] and the roots right there, from philadelphia, pennsylvania. stay tuned for "late night with seth meyers." thank you for watching. have a great weekend. i hope to see you next week. bye-bye, everybody! [ cheers and applause ] ♪
[ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> announcer: from 30 rockefeller plaza in new york, it's "late night with seth meyers." tonight -- tyra banks, star of "brigsby bear," actor and comedian kyle mooney, music from onerepublic. featuring the 8g band with brad wilk. ♪ [ cheers and applause ] ladies and gentlemen, seth meyers. >> seth: good evening, everybody, i'm seth meyers, this is "late night." how's everybody doing tonight? [ cheers and applause ] fantastic to hear. in that case, let's get to the news. according to sources at the "washington post," white house staff members are trying to build a case that chief of staff reince priebus, is the administration leaker by