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woo! >> cheers today for eagles running back corey clement during a rally at his alma mater in jersey. clement scored a touchdown last night. the play helped them become super bowl champs. his love for the game grew at glassboro high school. his jersey still hangs in the hallways. >> that's great. >> that's nbc 10 news pat 11:00. i'm erin coleman, for all of us here, the tonight show starring jimmy fallon is next. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> steve: from studio 6b in rockefeller center in the heart of new york city, it's "the tonight show starring jimmy fallon." tonight, join jimmy and his guests -- saoirse ronan. timothée chalamet. musical guests camila cabello.
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and featuring the legendary roots crew. >> questlove: -- yeah! >> steve: and now, here he is, jimmy fallon! ♪ [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: that is a hot crowd! that is a hot, hot crowd right there. [ cheers and applause ] welcome! oh, i love you. i love you! welcome, everybody. welcome to "the tonight show." this is it. [ cheers and applause ] you're here! you made it!
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thank you for being here. well, here's what -- here's what people are talking about. i read that a democratic congressman is introducing a a bill that would force presidential candidates to take a mental health exam. [ cheers ] it is called "the too little, too late" act. [ laughter and applause ] and it's -- "i'm a stable genius. i'm einstein." okay, very good. so listen to this. it came out that the fbi might have had an informant inside the trump campaign. it was someone who wouldn't draw much attention from trump, which narrows it down to don junior and eric. so, i mean, it's one of those guys. [ laughter and applause ] also, i read that trump will be visiting san diego this month to look at prototypes for the border wall. [ laughter ] he says he really wants to test how strong the walls are, so he told his staff to invite the kool-aid man to come too. [ laughter and applause ] "oh yeah!" >> steve: "come on, baby." >> jimmy: lot of people noticed
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that during his immigration meeting -- i thought you were going to be like, "oh, yeah!" >> steve: "oh, yeah." [ laughter ] >> jimmy: "oh, yeah." a lot of people noticed that during his immigration meeting yesterday, trump was acting pretty engaged and interested the whole time. [ laughter ] kind of surprising. but i think i know how they got him to sit still and focus. all right, take a look at this. >> do you have a president who's unruly? >> no, get those lights off! off! >> are his arm movements a a danger to those around him? [ growling ] then we've got a solution. the "straitjacket suit for presidents." it looks just like a regular suit. no one has to know. just look at how he's able to hold a conversation. he'll finally listen when you talk. "the straitjacket suit for presidents." >> i really think this sells itself. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: this is a pretty big story. steve bannon is leaving breitbart but he said that --
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he said that he's proud of what they've accomplished in the short period of time. for example, in just a few months, they managed to fire steve bannon. [ applause ] that's a pretty big achievement, not easy. in the meantime, fox news released a statement saying they will not be hiring bannon. even worse, so did uber. >> steve: really? >> jimmy: no, can't do it. [ applause ] can't do it. check this out. arnold schwarzenegger said that he's forming a coalition of moderate republicans. either that or he said -- "they put some lotion on llama butts and pelicans." i couldn't -- i couldn't understand what he was saying. [ applause ] "i'm putting the lotion on the llama butts and pelicans." llama butts? i don't know what he's saying. >> steve: "get to the chopper!" >> jimmy: betty white just did an interview where she said the secret to long life is drinking vodka and eating hot dogs. [ cheers and applause ] >> steve: yeah! >> jimmy: so, finally, some good news for steve bannon. did you hear that? [ applause ] you guys hear about this? there's a cell phone video of harvey weinstein being slapped
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at a restaurant in arizona. already that clip is the favorite to win best picture at the oscars. >> steve: really? [ applause ] >> jimmy: yeah, it's their favorite. now, with the cold front that we had, people everywhere have been dealing with snow and ice, but i'm not sure anyone had it worse than this guy in virginia. here he is leaving for work. check this out. oh sorry. oh sorry. oh i got it, i got it. oh, boy! oh, boy! hey! ow! [ applause ] >> jimmy: and the judges say, 9.2, 9.3, and a 7.8 from the russian judge. always a tough judge. after taping for another ten minutes, his wife eventually went out to see if he was okay. [ laughter and applause ] "what? i thought it was funny! you were sliding down the street! what do you --" [ laughter ] oh, yeah. uh! uh! ♪ uh!
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uh! oh! [ cheers and applause ] >> steve: oh, yeah! whoa! >> jimmy: the consumer electronics show is going on right now in vegas, and dell has showed off a glass laptop. as in, "oh no, the tsa screener just dropped my glass laptop. it's going to break in two seconds." [ applause ] finally, prince harry's fiancee meghan markle just deleted her twitter account because you can't have one when you marry someone in the royal family. people were like, "can one of them marry trump?" [ applause ] we have a great show tonight. give it up for the roots! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: yes! we have got a fun show tonight. she is the greatest. >> steve: the best! >> jimmy: i just love her so much. she just won a golden globe
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award for her performance in the hit film "lady bird." our pal saoirse ronan is stopping by. >> steve: yeah! [ cheers and applause ] a delight! >> jimmy: just love her. plus he's the star one of the most acclaimed movies of the year, "call me by your name." timothée chalamet is here tonight. >> steve: yeah! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: he is fantastic as well. >> steve: great! >> jimmy: he was also in "lady bird." >> steve: yeah. >> jimmy: he's a talented guy. saoirse and i are facing off against timothée and tarik in "catchphrase." >> tarik: get ready to die, tell god i said hi. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: also, debuting her song tonight, a television debut, our pal camila cabello is on the show tonight. [ cheers and applause ] camila cabello! >> steve: yeah! >> jimmy: "camila" is the name of the album. >> steve: oh. >> jimmy: we love her, man. this is it. this is her debut solo album. it's going to be fun, she always goes for it. last time she did -- ♪ havana oo na na and the performance was unbelievable.
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tonight's going to top that one. it's unbelievable. she brings it. camila! we love her. [ cheers and applause ] >> steve: yeah! >> jimmy: oh, guys, it's time for "bad signs." here we go. this is fun. ♪ ♪ bad signs [ cheers and applause ] >> steve: bad signs was filmed before a live studio audience. >> jimmy: now these are real pictures of funny signs that you guys saw in a store or weird signs that you saw while driving around. you took a photo of it, sent it to us. again, these are 100% real. "bad signs." this first one was sent in by steve payone in new gloucester, maine. he spotted it in the home depot. >> steve: oh. >> jimmy: i love home depot. yeah, check this out, this sign here. this is -- "ask an associate for a demonstration." [ applause ] >> steve: what? >> jimmy: or not. >> steve: or not. i'm not. yeah, i can't.
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>> jimmy: that wasn't your first choice at home depot? >> steve: no, no. it was my number two choice. [ laughter and applause ] >> jimmy: all right. this next sign was sent in by corrina austin in st. thomas, canada. she saw it while driving. "mapleton taxidermy and cheese store." well, i was in the mood for cheese. >> steve: i'm stuffed. >> jimmy: taxidermy and cheese. [ laughter ] >> steve: yeah. >> jimmy: next sign was sent in by dave coen in mount airy, maryland. he was shopping in walmart. and saw this. "ladies' intimates." [ laughter ] what lady wouldn't want to wear a poop emoji or a minion costume to bed? >> steve: yeah. >> jimmy: that's very intimate. >> steve: very intimate. >> jimmy: yeah. next sign was sent in by steve carmichael in presque isle, maine. he was driving down the street and spotted this.
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"matt amnott won a free ice water." well -- [ laughter and applause ] ♪ some guys have all the luck some guys have all the ♪ "i got a free ice water here, man!" >> steve: am not! >> jimmy: this next sign was sent in by annie bates in beaverton, oregon. someone was selling some food at a park. see what they had for sale there. "carne asada chicken, and barbie cute pork." >> steve: oh. >> jimmy: barbie -- >> steve: barbie cute -- >> jimmy: barbie cute pork. [ laughter and applause ] >> steve: oh. >> jimmy: you know what else they have there? >> steve: what's that? >> jimmy: they had ken doll buns. >> steve: really? >> jimmy: you know why? because he's got no sausage. all right, here we go. >> steve: oh! [ laughter ] >> jimmy: next one -- >> steve: that's smooth. that's smooth. >> jimmy: that's smooth, man. [ laughter ] >> steve: hey, hey! whoa! >> jimmy: that was smooth, man! that ken doll joke you did was smooth. >> steve: hey, jimmy! >> jimmy: what's up, man? >> steve: that ken doll joke,
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man! >> jimmy: what's up? >> about him having no johnson! love it! [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: you want me to do it again? >> steve: yeah, could you do it again, man? i'm just going to -- >> jimmy: no way, man, the show's not long enough. there's no way i can do it again. there's no way i'm doing it! >> steve: come on, people! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: no way! i ain't doing it, man. no way! >> steve: come on, man. >> jimmy: you can't make me. >> steve: give it a shot, man. i'm gonna park my golf cart right here and watch. >> jimmy: you know what else they had? [ drum roll ] ken doll buns. because he's got no sausage. [ cheers and applause ] >> steve: oh, snap! ♪ ♪ ken doll buns >> steve: ken doll. >> jimmy: next one -- this next bad sign -- we're doing "bad signs." >> steve: that's what we're doing? okay. >> jimmy: next one was sent in
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by chuck broadbent in bradley beach, new jersey. >> steve: oh. >> jimmy: he saw it in a store window here. let's zoom into this one, please. "no smoking or vomiting in the doorway." [ laughter and applause ] how -- how would you have to put that sign up? clearly -- >> steve: some stuff has happened. >> jimmy: something went down. >> steve: awe, man. >> jimmy: come on, man. i have to put up a sign now in my window? >> steve: there's no sign that says i can't do it! >> jimmy: hold on a second, honey. i'll be right there. i just got to stop by johnson's over there. hold up here. [ laughter ] that was fantastic. [ light laughter ] next one was sent in by alfred candelaria in albuquerque, new mexico. it's a special offer he spotted on a house for sale. >> steve: oh, great! >> jimmy: you can buy this house. it says, "free $500 in tacos when you buy this home." [ cheers and applause ]
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really? >> steve: that's a lot of tacos. >> jimmy: that's the best reason to buy a house. >> steve: why do you have $500 in tacos? >> jimmy: there's no way i'm buying this piece of garbage. >> steve: i tell you what, i'll give you 500 bucks in tacos. >> jimmy: you got a deal, man. i love you. [ laughter ] >> steve: they're made of ken sausage. >> jimmy: what's that? this next one was sent in by edward calvert in barnegat, new jersey. >> steve: oh. >> jimmy: he saw while touring a new dam in china. >> steve: dam. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: and here's the sign he saw. it says, "no nothing." that's it! no nothing! >> steve: no nothing! out! >> jimmy: stop it! >> steve: just eat -- dam. >> jimmy: guys, we're down to our last sign. >> steve: aww. [ audience aws ] >> jimmy: last sign was sent in by kathy roman in naples, florida. she was out for a walk and came across this. zoom in. "sidewalk ends." oh, really? it should just say, "no nothing!" it should just say, "no nothing!"
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[ cheers and applause ] that's all the time we have for "bad signs." if you see a funny or bad sign, e-mail it to us at badsigns@tonightshow.com. we might put it on the show. we're playing "catchphrase" after the break. stick around, everybody! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ go. yes! go. yes! nice play. still buffering. mine too. what happened? hey, joy, you should let your new pals know that according to a leading independent study, the most awarded network is now best in streaming. i think you just did. you both can get a much better view of the game on the iphone on verizon unlimited. thanks. thanks. hey, thomas, when's your flight? (gasps) someone stole my watch. hey! (vo) unlimited is only as good as the network it's on. so get the best unlimited on the most awarded network. and right now, when you buy iphone 8, you'll get one on us. ♪ you know we have always ♪ but now we have new ribs and they are ridic ♪ been known for our ribs ♪ ♪ they're large and in charge of our smokehouse combo ♪
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[ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: welcome back to "the tonight show." tariq and i are about to play a a game of catchphrase. my partner just won a golden globe for her performance in "lady bird." please welcome saoirse ronan! ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: oh, you're feeling strong? >> yeah. >> jimmy: look -- let's see the confidence. >> see the confidence. >> jimmy: see the confidence? she's confident and she knows it. she's a winner. tariq's partner is an incredibly talented actor who stars in "call me by your name." give it up for timothée chalamet, everybody! ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thank you for coming back. >> all right, party. let's do this. [ talking over each other ] >> yeah, yeah, yeah. whatever, whatever, whatever. yes, we are.
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all right, all right, all right. >> jimmy: all right, guys, enough small talk, here's how it works. timothée, you're going to start the game by pressing start on this buzzer and drawing a clue from the top of the pile right there. you have to get your teammate to guess the clue as quickly as possible, then hand the buzzer off to the person on your right. >> fantastic. >> jimmy: all right, you can make any physical gestures and say whatever you want, but you can't say any actual word in the actual clue. okay, if you're holding the buzzer when it goes off, your team loses that round. we play three rounds. let's take our positions. >> oh, my god. >> jimmy: come on, saoirse, you can do it. you're over there, saoirse. that is totally -- that's your -- >> so, you can act things out as well, right? >> jimmy: yeah, you can totally do stuff, yeah. >> you just can't say the word in clear. >> jimmy: yeah, exactly, we're good. >> okay, we're fine. >> jimmy: all right, all right. >> shall we? >> jimmy: yes, we shall. >> i'm really nervous. >> jimmy: okay, no, come on. we got this, we got this. [ talking over each other ] >> i'm starting it, i'm starting it. okay, five, four, three, two, here we go. >> okay. >> so, this is sort of like glasses except it's one of them. >> a monocle. >> yes. >> jimmy: wow, that was great. [ beeping ] >> oh, okay, this is something that you do when you're really disappointed in someone. you get your hand and you put it up against your head --
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>> jimmy: and you -- oh, oh, whoa, good grief. >> and you do -- >> jimmy: oh, good grief. >> you do that. >> jimmy: you -- if you slap your forehead. you slap your forehead. you go -- you go -- is this -- is this a word? >> no, look at this. >> jimmy: yeah, that's your face. yep. hand face. >> no. >> jimmy: you put palm face. >> no. >> jimmy: palm on your face? >> no, other way. >> jimmy: face on your palm. face palm! >> yes! [ cheers ] >> when you're in trouble with your wife, you're in the -- >> dog house. >> yes. [ audience oohs ] >> jimmy: you get a car, and you get a car, i'm going to run for president. >> oprah! >> jimmy: yes! [ cheers ] i get it? [ increased beeping ] >> is it still going? oh, my god! oh! it's a -- you're intelligent and a butt. intelligent butt. [ buzzer ] >> stop! ♪ [ applause ] >> jimmy: oh, very nice, very nice, very nice. intelligent butt. very good for you. >> that was really difficult. >> jimmy: timothée very well -- we won that one. that's great! >> we did win that one. >> jimmy: yeah, look, that's how confident we are. we don't even get excited. see us irish people don't even get excited about it. >> no, we're very humble, very humble people. >> jimmy: we're very humble people and we don't care. we want everyone to win. >> jimmy, jimmy. stop with the accent. >> jimmy: okay, got you.
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[ laughter ] okay. >> oh, my god, i could never do that. >> jimmy: timothée, you -- you start. [ talking over each other ] >> okay, here we go. and -- >> okay, wait -- >> oh, god, you hit it. >> go, go, go! >> okya, all right. a -- a smelly -- >> stink eye. pink eye. >> yes, stink eye. >> okay. >> don't give me that one. give me this. okay. not long trousers. >> jimmy: shorts. >> yeah, and they're really -- >> jimmy: short shorts. >> yes. >> jimmy: wow. [ laughter ] i mean, it's not that i know that -- >> you don't wear that. >> it's a movie and it's -- what lights do. what do lights do? >> uh -- flash. >> stars! >> "stars wars." uh -- "star trek." >> two words, and it's what lights and stars do. >> um -- flashing lights. >> no, no, no. >> flash eyed, star eye -- give me, give me! >> okay, okay. >> what does light do? [ beeping ] >> black lights also do this. >> i -- star -- i don't know! what it -- what could it possibly be? >> flashlights do this --
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[ talking over each other ] [ buzzer ] ♪ >> jimmy: oh, christmas -- christmas lights! >> exactly. >> jimmy: christmas lights! christmas lights! >> what was it? >> jimmy: i have no idea what he's talking about, man. >> it was "the shining." >> oh, "the shining." >> there's no way he was ever going to -- [ talking over each other ] >> jimmy: we -- we got the lead there. i got a bit excited, but we got to -- >> if we win this, we win it all. >> yeah, this round is worth 10,000 points. >> no. [ laughter ] [ talking over each other ] >> jimmy: no, no, no. like flashlight -- no, no, christmas lights! >> i'm going to kill you. >> no way he was ever going to get that. >> jimmy: oh, my gosh. >> come on, man! >> jimmy: all right here we go. >> get your head in the game. >> jimmy: first of all, check it out. watch this, watch this, ready? [ beeping ] [ laughter ] >> jimmy: all right, ready. all right, here we go. here we go. >> okay. >> jimmy: all right. >> yeah. i think it's going to be like an ape. >> jimmy: it's under the sea. >> little mermaids. crab, lobster. >> jimmy: yeah, stop. yeah, that's it. >> crabs? >> jimmy: and then -- >> crab walk? >> jimmy: yes, very good. that's it. [ cheers ] [ beeping ] >> uh -- shaking madness. [ laughter ] i -- i'm sorry.
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i'm sorry. wait, wait, wait. wait. it's like another word for shaking. >> shivering. shivering mad -- shivering -- >> no. >> scrambled eggs. >> no. [ laughter ] like when you make some -- when you make something to eat. >> oh, yeah, yeah. [ increased beeping ] >> blend, blending. blended family. blended crazy. >> man, why can't i pass? >> oh, no. >> when you go absolutely bat [ bleep ]. [ audience oohs ] >> no, crazy -- >> that's the second part. [ talking over each other ] >> you got it! >> yes, we got it. [ buzzer ] >> jimmy: oh, my gosh! ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> we won! we won! >> what? [ cheers and applause ] [ talking over each other ] >> jimmy: 10,000 points -- it was like 10,000 points. >> that was me and -- [ talking over each other ] >> jimmy: the champs right there, timothée chalamet and tariq trotter. [ cheers and applause ] saoirse -- no, no -- saoirse ronan, of course, we love. we're talking to saoirse after the break. stick around, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] ♪
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i mean, come on. >> aw! >> jimmy: yeah. [ cheers and applause ] >> thanks. i love -- i love being on the show. >> jimmy: congrats on the golden globes. i want to talk about everything. congrats on "lady bird." first of all, how's your mom doing? how's everything back in ireland? >> she's great. >> jimmy: okay, good. >> she's not here right now because she's looking after fran. >> jimmy: she got a new puppy, right? >> she got a new puppy called fran. and we got her a beddy. we actually got her while i was in "lady bird," so she's about a year and a half old now. and like, it got -- >> jimmy: what kind of dog? >> she's -- we think she's a a westie terrier mixed with maybe a golden retriever, and i don't know how that works. >> jimmy: oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. [ laughter ] sure. >> at the time. so then -- but i think, like, if i was a dog, i would look like fran. she's blond, and she's a bit mad-looking, and she's got wiry hair, and she needs a -- she's got bangs right now, and she can't see, so i keep telling mom to take her to the groomers because, like, she can't see anything, and she won't get her haircut.
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so, fran has become the priority for mom right now for sure. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: oh, she is? >> yes. >> jimmy: but what -- >> like, she -- she passed up on the golden globes to look after fran. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: and so that's the reason why you think your mom did not come to the golden globes, to take care of fran? >> she loves fran. no. well, i mean, mom did say to me before we went to the golden globes, she said, "you know, win, lose, or draw, i want to be in the room with you when they call out your name." because she was with me a a couple years ago when we went for "brooklyn." >> jimmy: oh, my gosh. >> and -- i know. >> jimmy: i know that you -- >> but my mate came with me this time, my friend eileen came with me, so she was my -- my date. >> jimmy: will it make you too emotional if mom's there? >> it probably would have actually. >> jimmy: really? >> because it wasn't until i got off stage and i saw mom on facetime and she was like -- she was bawling her eyes out cause she was so tired. it's about 3:00 a.m. in ireland. [ audience aws ] so she was so tired. >> jimmy: yeah. >> and she had just been, like, tossing back the tea to stay awake -- [ laughter ] for, like, hours and hours and then she was really emotional. >> jimmy: no, i love that because -- >> yeah. >> jimmy: that was a cool moment. you actually got on stage and did eileen facetime your mom, no?
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>> no, it was our other friend, barry, who was in the room. >> jimmy: facetime -- you facetimed your mom, it was 3:00 in the morning and you're like -- and then were you looking at her when they were announcing the nominees and stuff? >> no, barry was behind me, and he had the phone, and so i just saw his iphone pointed at the stage and as soon as i saw that, i went, "oh my god, she's here." [ laughter ] and -- >> jimmy: so she did make it. i want to show everyone a clip. >> she did. >> jimmy: here's saoirse at the golden globes. check this out. >> my mom's on facetime over there on someone's phone right now so hi. i have no time at all to say thank you but -- [ laughter and applause ] >> they give no time. [ applause ] >> jimmy: you didn't even make it to the stage. >> i looked at the screen that they had, and it was like 45 seconds and counting, yeah. >> jimmy: blinking, blinking, blinking. yeah. >> yeah. >> jimmy: can you tell the story about when you -- took your mom to go see "lady bird"? >> yeah. >> jimmy: i think it's so fun. >> yeah. so, "lady bird"'s done quite well. >> jimmy: yeah. absolutely. >> and we're very proud of it. [ cheers and applause ] thank you. it's done very well. and before christmas, when it had just come out, you know, it
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was like breaking all these records and all the, you know, showings in the cinema were sold out. >> jimmy: yeah. >> it was packed houses. everyone was going to see it. it was brilliant. so mom comes over to l.a. and i'm like, "right, mom, we're going to go see 'lady bird.' now, it's a bit of a success, this film. [ light laughter ] it's a big success. so the cinema's probably going to be jam packed." >> jimmy: yeah. >> so just letting you know, we should probably just keep our heads down when we're -- because we wanted to go see it in the cinema with an audience. so let's just keep our heads down when we go in, because you know -- >> jimmy: you duck in. >> it's going to be packed in there, right? so we go in, and i'm getting ready to sort of, like, be incognito and stuff. we go in and there's literally six people in the cinema. [ laughter ] there's nobody in the cinema. and then we sat down and i was like, "it's probably going to fill up in a minute -- and fill up in a minute." [ laughter ] nobody else comes in. and then, like, for the first ten minutes, there was a girl right in front of us, and she was just texting on her phone. [ laughter ] the whole time! >> jimmy: hey, i'm in this! >> she was texting her friend who was late to come and see "lady bird." [ laughter ] >> jimmy: that was even the double whammy. >> that's even worse.
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>> jimmy: yeah. what'd your mom say? is she like, "hey?" >> she loved it. >> jimmy: yeah. >> she absolutely loved it, yeah. >> jimmy: she did, yeah. >> she did. >> jimmy: you did such a great job. >> thanks. >> jimmy: we had greta gerwig, the writer/director on the show yesterday. >> yeah. >> jimmy: and just had the best things to say about you. it looked like you guys were just having so much fun. there's beanie. >> beanie. >> jimmy: beanie feldstein. >> oh, she's the best. >> jimmy: she really is awesome and -- >> yeah. >> jimmy: and timothée chalamet who's on the show tonight for his other movie -- >> our rival. >> jimmy: his rival movie, yeah. >> no, our catchphrase is rival. >> jimmy: oh, sorry. [ laughter ] i thought you meant he's in a a rival movie. i'm like, "yeah!" >> that, too. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: do not go see his movie! >> our enemy. >> jimmy: until he comes out and then we'll just talk about how great he was in his movie role. >> no, he's -- he's -- we're very, very, very proud of him. he's amazing. and, you know, i watched "call me by your name" over the christmas break. >> jimmy: yeah. he was fantastic. >> and he's just magic. he's absolutely magic. >> jimmy: he's like a different actor in both movies. >> i know! >> jimmy: i mean, this is -- what actors do, i guess. because i mean, yeah. [ laughter ] >> that's what actors do. >> jimmy: that's what good actors do, yeah. >> it's weird, it's like you're one person in one film, and another person in another film. [ laughter ] what's that all about? >> jimmy: what was that all about? yeah. >> what was that all about?
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>> jimmy: i just -- i know everyone probably says it to you, and they do probably, but how you just mastered an american accent and just nailed it and for a second, i don't even realize it's you. and this thing is that this -- this young girl with a -- >> it's like i'm a different person. >> jimmy: it's like you're a a different person. yeah, exactly. [ laughter ] the magic of acting! >> whoa. >> jimmy: yes, exactly. people that haven't seen it, tell people kind of what it is. >> yeah, i mean, it's a film set in sacramento in 2002. and it's about this girl who calls herself "lady bird," and it's really -- it's -- it's about her just figuring herself out, basically. and it's the year before she graduates from high school, and we all know that everything changes for everyone in your life around that time. >> jimmy: oh, yeah. >> so, it's just -- it's really just about all these little individual moments in someone's life. >> jimmy: and it's a great story with your mom and all that stuff. the plot is fantastic. >> yeah. the relationship between them is kind of the heart of the story. >> jimmy: but here's a clip we have. it's saoirse ronan and timothée chalamet in greta gerwig's film
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♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: our next guest is winning numerous awards for his breakthrough performance in the movie "call me by your name," which is currently playing in select theaters. everyone please welcome the very talented timothée chalamet, everybody! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: there you go. look at that! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> thank you, very much, dude. >> jimmy: why not, why not?
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that's so nice of you to give them a little dab. >> like -- man. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: that was so generous of you. >> thank you for having me back here, man. >> jimmy: what do you mean? i love you. >> i couldn't look you in the face last time. >> jimmy: well, this -- >> the first late night i ever did was here, and i was staring at my feet the entire time. it is so surreal to come out here and there's like -- it's, like, it's like have a a normal conversation, except there's like 100 people right here watching. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: oh, that's great, yes. yes, it's millions of people actually, but anyways -- no big deal. >> oh, my god. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: it's all good. >> all right. >> jimmy: i -- since you've been here, man, oh man, you've just been sweeping it up, buddy. we're so proud of you. i love you, man. you got the -- >> thank you, man. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: golden globe. you're in "lady bird." that won. you're on stage. how did that feel? was it crazy? >> that was crazy. yeah, being on stage. like a lot of these things -- it's so weird. i look out in the room and it's all actors and directors i've admired for a long time, and then sometimes like, my mouth is moving and i'm like, oh my -- they're listening to me right now. >> jimmy: yeah. >> this is totally surreal. this is so strange. >> jimmy: doesn't make sense, right? >> i'm talking to jimmy fallon right now, so. [ light laughter ]
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>> jimmy: no, please. the people in your category, right? gary oldman, who won. he's gary oldman. denzel washington. daniel day-lewis and tom hanks and you. >> yeah. and little old me. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: yes, that's the best! >> and you know what's crazy, is like -- >> jimmy: that's the best! >> that category is so insane. i was just honored to be there, truly, truly. >> jimmy: yeah. >> and then as soon as somebody else is -- as soon as somebody else wins, you kind of go, "wait, i wanted to win." [ laughter ] and -- and it's like all legends, right? i'm just happy to be there. >> jimmy: i mean, it's legends! >> and yet, for like a minute, you're like, hey actually, wait a sec, man. >> jimmy: yeah. >> but anyway, no, it's all good. >> jimmy: but you went with your sister, yeah? >> went with my sister, yes. >> jimmy: that's cool. that would be a fun time, right? >> no, it was great. yeah, i mean, i heard the globes were like a party, like people actually have a good time there so -- if i went with my mom -- all love to mom. [ laughter ] she's probably definitely watching this but -- >> jimmy: yeah, all love to mom. but you went with your sister, yeah. >> yeah. >> jimmy: and did she have a a good time? >> yeah, she had a great time. we got to talk to angelina jolie and talk to jennifer aniston right after, and i was like, "oh, my god!" [ laughter ]
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which side are we on? [ laughter and applause ] hey, man, look. i'm not, like -- like, hob -- i'm not like hobnobbing with famous people. it's like what the -- is going on, right now? >> jimmy: no, don't say it! >> i didn't say it, i didn't say it. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: i know, you didn't even say it. you didn't have to say it. yeah, yeah. >> okay, yeah, okay. >> jimmy: i love that you're enjoying yourself and having fun at these events. >> i'm loving it. like, i'm loving it. i would -- i feel like i'm living a form of the dream, so. >> jimmy: last time, we took you -- you've been doing all these press events for the movie, and you're just kind of getting used to these events. and you did a q and a -- you know what i'm talking about? >> oh, dude, it was devastating, man. >> jimmy: oh come on. >> that was devastating. >> jimmy: no, no, no. you have to laugh at this, man. >> no, it's tough, man. look, like -- >> jimmy: just explain what happened 'cause it's -- you're the best. >> all right, i was at the new york film festival, you know, this is my hometown. i was so happy to be here. and there's a q and a after the movie. it's well received and i'm sitting in the chair for the q and a, and then a gravitational force comes out of nowhere and knocks me out of the chair, and i fall back and -- >> jimmy: that's not what happened at all. >> that's i -- i don't know -- >> jimmy: you -- >> dude, i don't know how else to describe it. like i felt -- >> jimmy: you were sitting in
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the chair. and i think you were like leaning back, like, rocking -- [ light laughter ] and then you just went, like -- >> yeah. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: just like -- but, i will say -- >> dude, let me -- let me say, there is a girl in the audience that -- i was, like, super psyched for her. so, i didn't say it to you before, i didn't say this to anybody. there was a girl in the audience that night, i was super psyched was there. and then that happened. [ laughter ] [ audience ohs ] so i was like -- >> jimmy: well, hopefully she's not watching tonight, because i have a clip of that exact q and a. >> what? [ laughter ] >> jimmy: yeah, here we go. check this out. [ laughter ] >> whoa! [ audience ohs ] >> jimmy: oh, yes! ♪ [ cheers and applause ] nice recovery. >> nice recovery. >> jimmy: nice recovery! >> dude, it's all about the recovery. >> jimmy: it's all about the recovery. >> so, let's say i was sitting in this chair right now. and i'd be like whoa -- [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: no, it's all about the recovery. >> yeah! >> jimmy: yes, when you get up. ♪ [ cheers and applause ] "call me by your name," we talked about that film last time you were here. it is just fantastic. it's on everyone's top lists. you -- armie hammer.
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we're, like -- did you meet before or did you audition together? or you just -- >> nope, we met -- we met there. it was the random luck of the universe. >> jimmy: in italy? >> in italy. in northern italy, yes. no complaints. >> jimmy: yeah, exactly. it's a gorgeous place. oh, my gosh. >> awesome. >> jimmy: beautiful. i want to vacation there, yeah. >> you should. >> jimmy: i would never. but it sounds great. [ light laughter ] but you -- so just met him there and you go, okay, hey dude, we're going to have to really get to know each other. >> yeah, that was exactly it. i mean, yeah, we had one rehearsal that was like a nice ice breaker and, you know, i don't have to tell the whole story but, you know -- [ laughter ] >> jimmy: yeah, yeah, you'll see. >> yeah, you know -- >> jimmy: yeah, okay. >> that's my brother now. that's like really, like, we had the natural board review awards last night. and then i was like, he's in bed with his wife last night i'm his hotel room, and i don't know what gave me like free license to like -- i was like, i'm going to get in there with you guys! you know. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: why not? >> those guys are like -- they're like family now. i swear to god. >> jimmy: by the way, who plays your dad again? >> michael stuhlbarg. and this -- this man is like, the -- one of the greatest
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actors working today, and you know, he doesn't make -- you know, this guy's a genius. >> jimmy: yeah. >> he's a genius. >> jimmy: no, i -- you two together, that last five minutes of the movie. i'm telling you guys, you just go, whew, like, whoa, that was like two pros, like, going for it. it was just -- it was just knockout, buddy. you were just -- >> hey dude, thank you for highlighting this movie on your show, man. seriously, like -- this is -- you gave me a weird look when i said that. but seriously -- [ light laughter ] like, this is a small movie, you know? there was no design that we'd get to be promoting on things like this. and it's important, man. this is a love story that people need to see. we live in a weird world right now. this is an unabashedly, uncynical -- yeah, yeah -- i'm like pitching this movie. i don't know what i'm doing. [ light laughter ] but like, seriously, this is a a great movie, and, like, it's important to be seen. so, for any and all that want to see it. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: it's good. good to see. you did a great job. i want to show everyone a clip. here's timothée chalamet and armie hammer in "call me by your name." >> i like the way you say things. i don't know why you're always putting yourself down, though.
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>> so you won't, i guess. >> are you really that afraid of what i think? makes things very difficult for us. [ splashing ] >> jimmy: timothée chalamet, everybody! [ cheers and applause ] "call me by your name" is now playing in select theaters. we'll be right back with a a performance from camila cabello! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ evacuations are underway as a meteor heads toward the metro area. go, go, go, go, go!
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♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: she has held the number one position on the pop charts for the past seven weeks. and her highly anticipated -- yeah give it up. her highly anticipated -- [ cheers ] debut solo album "camila" comes out this friday. performing "never be the same," please welcome back, camila cabello. [ cheers and applause ] ♪
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darling yeah yeah it's you babe and i'm a sucker ♪ ♪ for the way that you move babe and i could try to run but it would be useless ♪ ♪ you're to blame just one hit of you i knew i'll never be the same ♪ ♪ it's you babe and i'm a sucker for the way that you move babe ♪ ♪ and i could try to run but it would be useless you're to blame just one hit of you ♪ ♪ i knew i'll never ever ever be the same i'll never be the same i'll never be the same ♪ ♪ i'll never be the same you're in my blood you're in my veins you're in my head ♪ ♪ you're in my blood you're in my veins you're in my head
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i'm saying it's you babe ♪ ♪ and i'm a sucker for the way that you move babe and i could try to run ♪ ♪ but it would be useless you're to blame you're to blame just one hit of you ♪ ♪ i knew i'll never be the same i'll never be the it's you babe ♪ ♪ and i'm a sucker for the way that you move babe and i could try to run ♪ ♪ but it would be useless you're to blame just one hit of you ♪ ♪ i knew i'll never ever ever ever be the same ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: oh! [ laughter ] yo! camila cabello! [ cheers and applause ] "camila" is out this friday. we'll be right back, everybody! yo, yo, yo! [ cheers and applause ]
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♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: my thanks to saoirse ronan, timothée chalamet, camila cabello right there! [ cheers and applause ] and the roots from philadelphia, pennsylvania. [ cheers and applause ] stay tuned for "late night with seth meyers." thank you for watching. have a great night. i hope to see you tomorrow. bye-bye, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] ♪
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[ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> announcer: from 30 rockefeller plaza in new york, it's "late night with seth meyers." tonight -- billy eichner, from "black lightning," actresses china anne mcclain and nafessa williams. music from bedouine. featuring the 8g band with alan cage. ♪ [ cheers and applause ] ladies and gentlemen, se meyers. >> seth: good evening, i'm seth meyers, this is "late night." how's everybody doing tonight? [ cheers and applause ] that is fantastic to hear. in that case, let's get to the news. the philadelphia eagles won the super bowl last night, defeating the new england patriots 41-33. philadelphia then went on to defeat philadelphia. [ laughter ]

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