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from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live!" tonight -- zooey deschanel. ben stein. and music from glass animals. and now, don't move -- here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ? >> jimmy: welcome. thank you. very kind. i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the show. thanks for watching. thanks to all of you for coming. i appreciate it. i hope i don't disappoint anybody. i'm a little bit off my game tonight. we're potty training my
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[ laughter ] my other daughter. she's 2 years old. her name is jane. jane has decided she will only sit on the potty and go if it is on the trampoline in our backyard. [ laughter ] so needless to say i'm exhausted. anyway. i feel like this might be some kind of carlic payback for the man show on the trampoline. years from now when my daughter is old enough to vote and i will have to explain this election to her, i feel she won't believe it. we are les from deciding who our next president will be. on september 26th donald trump and hillary clinton will face off in a debate at hofstra university. this is interesting. the clinton campaign is using psychology experts to create a personality profile of trump to figure out what his approach might be. which i don't know, are they preparing for a debate or trying to catch the zodiac killer? [ laughter ] hillary clinton said, i'm not taking anything for granted, i don't know which donald trump will show up. she's right, it could be the donald trump we see on cable
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could be donald trump jr. technically still a donald trump. hillary's plan is reportedly to try to bait trump into saying something that will get him into trouble. they're said to believe he's most insecure about his intelligence, his net worth, and his image as a successful businessman. which that seems obvious. in fact, i don't think they need to do a personality profile at all. if you want insight into donald trump, he's more than happy to tell you everything you need to know about him. >> donald trump is maybe the putin did call me a genius. the doctor said, man, you of what the blood pressure of a great great athlete who's 20 years old. i'm really rich. i think i am actually humble, i think i'm much more humble than you would understand. nobody builds walls bigger than me. society loves me. i went to an ivy league school. i'm very highly educated. i know words. i have the best words. i'm one of the smartest people in the world. it's true. he referred to my hands, if they're small, something else
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i guarantee you there's no problem. i guarantee you. then >> jimmy: then release the evidence! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: unfortunately not everyone is as passionate about donald trump as donald trump himself is. according to a new poll 54% of republican voters don't believe trump was the best choice to be their party's nominee for president, they wished they'd picked someone else. kind of like when you go to buy a srt patterns, regular shirts. maybe a shirt with pinstripes. they look okay but not exciting. then tucked in the middle of all these plain shirts you see this totally awesome shirt. it's bold. it's different. it doesn't play by the other shirts' rules. you think about what a killer you'd feel like going out with this shirt on. you buy it, you get home, you go
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and you look at yourself in the mirror. and then your wife walks in and says -- >> what the hell are you wearing? >> jimmy: and then you realize you look like a tool with a big capital "t." [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: but fortunately, the store you bought it from has a great return policy. oh, wait, no it doesn't. this is the shirt you're stuck with for four years. that's how the two-party works. would anyone like to buy a shirt very cheap? [ cheers and applause ] that's going to look great on you. please slip that on because i would love to see that as i do the rest of the show. yeah, thank you, yeah. there you go, all right. meanwhile there's a major arrest in west palm beach, florida, yesterday. the ramifications of which are now being felt all around the world. >> vladimir putin is in the palm
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apparently shares the same name with the russian leader. putin was arrested august 21st at the public store in city place. police say he kept going into the store to yell at customers. putin is charged with trespassing. >> jimmy: maybe that's the putin trump has been talking about all this time. [ laughter ] wow, what are the odds that guy would live in florida with that name, huh? hey, this is something parents and students should be aware of now that it's back to school time. researchers at the university of nevada found that students are more likely to pay this is based on a study conducted by van halen back in 1984. [ laughter ] students will pay more attention to good-looking tiefers, unless they're home schooled, then it doesn't really apply. it's interesting and it makes sense. already some private institutions are adapting to attract more prospective students to their schools. >> looking to advance your career with a specialized degree? the whispers institute of technology features the most
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kanye's ex-girlfriend. rick perry. young richard greico. your hottest aunt. vanilla ice. this guy. mary lilu henner. and that dumb-ass swimmer. "dancing with the stars" live on abc. we're still doing this. >> jimmy: yeah, i'm looking forward to the swimmer. [ cheers and applause ] ryan rock lochte was the big surprise. this is part of his plea agreem it take 23 seasons to get vanilla ice to do the show? [ laughter ] shouldn't that have happened in 2004? vanilla ice has a dilemma on his hands. of course he's going to dance to "ice ice baby." you don't want to do this the first episode, you blow your wad. but if you wait too long, you might get eliminated because you're vanilla ice. but i bet he's going to do well. i love this lineup.
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american people are now going to get two chances to not vote for rick perry in one year. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] they made that announcement on "good morning america." most people have little to no idea what's really going on in the world. we went on the street, asked people how they thought donald trump did on "dancing with the stars" last night. obviously donald trump wasn't on "dancing with the stars" last night. new season doesn't start until september 12th. did that prevent people from giving their takes on trump' absolutely not. in tonight's "dancing with the donald edition of lie witness news." >> what did you think of donald trump dancing the cha cha last night on "dancing with the stars"? >> i thought it was really funny. i don't know if he's that great of a dancer. >> what was wrong about it? >> he tried. he came out for it. he did a good job, i guess. >> as you know, donald trump made that crazy appearance on "dancing with the stars" last night.
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it? >> yeah, there's a twitter beef about it. it's been pretty chaotic. >> what did you think about that moment during "dancing with the stars" when donald trump's wig fell off? >> it was hilarious. you know. it was pretty funny. >> what was going through your mind when you saw that? >> he needs to get a new one. >> what did you think about how emotional scott baio got in the audience when he cried? did your heart go out to him? >> yeah, it did. >> describe that moment whene >> seeing him emotional, that kind of got me. it's like, oh my goodness. he's actually really sad about this. >> how do you think donald trump breaking through the wall at the end speaks to his stance on immigration this. >> actually, he wanted to build the wall between canada and the states, right? and i think it's kind of funny that he ended up doing that, i guess. >> mexico. between mexico and the states. >> oh. right. >> right. so what did you think about donald trump dancing with
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were you surprised by their partnership? >> very surprised. >> did she seem she was doing it reluctantly? >> yes, very much so. >> when he spun her hard do you think he was trying to make her fall? >> i'd like to give him the benefit of the doubt and say no. but again -- it could be -- most likely it was. >> what did you think of donald trump spinning hillary clinton so violently during their tango when she came on? >> i saw it the elections so i wasn't really that surprised, honestly. i felt the energy. i felt it was going to happen. >> what was you can reaction to seeing him drop her during that dip? >> oh my god, i was so surprised to see that, i could not believe that. hopefully she's okay. hopefully it's not, you know -- hopefully she'll heal for the elections. we'll see. i hope for the best, you know? >> do you want to wish hillary clinton a speedy recovery from being dropped by donald trump? >> hillary clinton, i hope you recover really quick and i hope
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yeah, you know. go, women. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: we're going to take a break. last week, i saw a clip, a great clip on facebook. maybe you saw this. a group of singers gathered around a goat making up a song about the goat. watch this. ? ? oh, oh billy goat ? ? oh, oh ? oh, oh billy goat ? ? oh, oh billy goat ? ? oh, oh billy goat ? ? baa baa baa ?
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band. in fact, they've been on our show. that was anthony hamilton and the hamiltones. they'll join us live for music and animals too so stick around, we'll be right back! [ cheers and applause ] ? i'll have that goat cheese garden salad. that gentleman got the last one. sir, you give me that salad and i will pay for your movie and one snack box. can i keep the walnuts? sold. but i get to pick your movie. can i pick the genre? yes, but it has to be a comedy. a little cash back on the side. with the blue cash everyday card from american express, you get cash back on purchases with no annual fee. throw. it's more than cash back.
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>> jimmy: hi, there. we are back. welcome back. zooey deschanel, ben stein, and music from glass animals is on the way. before the break i showed you a video i saw on facebook of a group of singers performing an impromptu song around a billy goat. the song's been stuck in my head ever since. the video has about 7 million views on facebook. we reached out to anthony
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they came from north carolina to be with us tonight. please welcome anthony hamilton and the hamiltones. ? [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: good to see you, how are you doing? how are you? so i guess, first of all, where were you singing? where were you when the goat was there? what was that? >> indianapolis. >> jimmy: that was just -- you were in -- >> at a it was at a goat festival? what kind of festival? >> state fair. >> jimmy: state fair, that makes sense. did you ever find out whose billy goat it was? >> still a mystery. >> jimmy: wow, okay. we have a fun idea. if we surprised you with a series of animals. you guys have not seen, not heard 97 the animals, you don't know what animals you're going to see. >> we don't know what you've got. >> jimmy: we're going to surprise you with animals.
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did it with the goat. and then i think it will be fun. you want to do it? [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: please bring out animal number one. there's animal number one. all right. you've seen these before, right? >> yeah. >> jimmy: that's a good-looking one. i'm not going to say what it is. i'll let you fig our out how you're going to approach this. ? ooh this ? ? ooh ooh whose bunny rabbit is this ? ? tell me ooh ooh whose bunny rabbit is this ? what's happening? ? ooh whose bunny rabbit is this ? >> jimmy: well done. beautiful. [ cheers and applause ]
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all right. step over here. we've got another animal for you. equally adorable. maybe even more adorable. i'll let you guys figure out what that is. >> chicky bird. >> i think it's a chickie bird. >> jimmy: all right. [ cheers and applause ] ? ooh ooh whose chicky bird is this ? ? ooh whose chicky bird is this ? >> wow! >> making a run for it! >> jimmy: oh, no. now we're in a lot of trouble. look at this. well, wow. this one's wearing a hat. >> hm. >> jimmy: that's like one of woody's hats from "toy story." >> whose hat is that? >> jimmy: do you want to think about it for a second? >> iguana?
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? a little lizard funny little lizard ? ? whose lizard funny little lizard ? ? little lizard funny little lizard ? >> jimmy: wow, well done. [ cheers and applause ] all right, all right. we've got two more. you ever seen one of these? >> that's strange. >> please don't jump. i promise i will pass out. smooth pass out. >> jimmy: this one just got back from the olympics. he's running laps. yeah, yeah. >> i believe it is. >> jimmy: what that is one? ? ooh ooh whose armadillo is this ?
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this ? come on baby ? ooh ooh whose armadillo is this ? i want to know i want to know ? ooh whose armadillo is this ? >> jimmy: very well done. that's crazy-looking. we have one more. one more animal. it's been going great >> oh-oh. >> jimmy: look how cute that little guy is. you see what we have there? >> pokemon. >> sticky back. >> jimmy: what that is? a sticky back? >> sticky back. >> jimmy: all right. ? ooh ooh whose sticky back is this ? ? ooh ooh whose sticky back is this ?
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>> jimmy: wow, how about that. ? ooh ooh whose sticky back is this ? [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: that's anthony hamilton and the hamiltones. thanks for coming out and doing that, guys. the animals thank you as well. tonight on the show we have music from glass animals, ben stein is here, we'll be right stick around! [ cheers and applause ] ? >> dicky: portions of "jimmy kimmel live" are brought to you by the easy and free way to create a stunning website. go to to build yours today.
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>> jimmy: hi, welcome back. tonight on the show my former cohost from comedy central, one of the world's most fascinating men, ben stein is with us. then later, they came all the way from oxford, england, their new album is called "how to be a human being," glass animals from the samsung outdoor stage. a lot of excitement about glass animals. tomorrow night, aaron eckhart
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from nathaniel rateliff and the night sweats. and thursday, winona ryder, casey wilson, and music from yg. so please join us for both those shows. since she was here last, our first guest got married and gave birth to a baby girl. the season premiere of her show "new girl," which she directed, arrives september 20th on fox. please say hello to zooey deschanel. [ cheers and applause ] ? >> jimmy: how are you? >> good. are these new chairs? [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: are they uncomfortable? >> this is a very warm welcome. >> jimmy: yeah, yeah. well, you know. they're excited. >> are these new chairs? >> jimmy: no, i think they're the same chairs. >> really? it feels very throne-like. >> jimmy: do they feel uncomfortable? >> no, i just feel like --
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>> jimmy: we like to humiliate our guests. that's part the thing. that is weird. oh, cute shoes. >> oh, thanks. >> jimmy: you by the way -- does your daughter like that shoes? little girls love sparkly shoes? >> she hasn't seen them. i borrowed them. if she had, she would try to steal them. >> jimmy: she would. she's a little over 1 year old? >> yeah. >> jimmy: enjoying her? >> she's the best. she's so much fun. py husband taught her cheese. just because she likes cheese. and this morning i went in and it's still dark in her room. she's wearing her little jammies and her slip sack. she goes, more cheese. >> jimmy: sign language, yeah. >> i'm like, you didn't even have cheese and you want more? we're beginning this already? is that one of her first words? cheese? >> yeah. >> jimmy: really? wow. >> she said bubble.
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>> yes. nana too. >> jimmy: she does? >> like when she's ready to go. night night. >> jimmy: do you want to bring home a baby animal for her? we have a whole bunch of them backstage. >> yes, but -- i don't want to take home an arm biadillo. >> jimmy: why not? >> because they can spread help rosscy. >> jimmy: they can, what? >> you didn't touch one? >> jimmy: i lilked one. >> they are the only c leprosy virus. so don't hug it. >> jimmy: it's weird. we did get that one from a leper colony. [ laughter ] i didn't know that about armadil armadillos. >> i was like, oh! nobody touch that thing. >> jimmy: yeah we probably -- >> i'm sure it's fine. >> jimmy: did you have a big birthday party, a 1st birthday party for your daughter? >> not really. i did make her a little cake. >> jimmy: okay. >> i made her a little
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i put banana, mashed banana in it. >> jimmy: oh, no. really? >> she's so little. >> jimmy: yeah. >> there's a lot of sugar in cake. then i whipped up some coconut cream and put it on top. looked like a cupcake. and i kept seeing like on the internet like smash cake, smash cake, make a smash cake for your 1-year-old. i'm like, i'm making this cake just so she can smash it. here's your cake! and she goes -- like not at all interested. >> jimmy: oh, really. >> no smashing. like -- once i like cut up a little -- she had a little bit of it but she was not -- >> jimmy: they're smart, they know they're being cheated. >> give her a cheese cake or something. >> jimmy: are you planning to never give her sugar? >> she'll have sugar eventually. i just kind of want to put it
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day and she was like, aahhh! like she's really -- >> jimmy: are you a strict parent? do you have a lot of rules that you follow? >> she's so little. i don't. but i keep a close eye on her. >> jimmy: were your parents strict parents? >> well, they had a lot of rules. >> jimmy: what were your parents' main rules? i'm sure they had more than a couple. >> they restricted our television. >> jimmy: oh, yeah. >> and we had -- we didn't have cable, which >> jimmy: we didn't have it either. >> we didn't have cable, and so we only could -- there were like five channels. and my mom would always find me watching cooking shows on pbs. because -- >> jimmy: that is where you learned to make that crappy cake for your daughter? >> exactly, that's where i learned to make the crappy cake yeah. for some rope i loved watching cooking shows. i like watching people cook. >> jimmy: it's funny, your
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from watching that, now we have hard-core pornography to keep our children away from. >> my parents are like, what is this julia child! turn this off! >> jimmy: melt your brain! >> my baby takes the phone and like -- she steals my phone. >> jimmy: she likes it, yeah, ours does too. >> i don't want her to be doing that but she'll like take the phone and it's hilarious. >> jimmy: right, yeah. >> she sees i'm interested in it so she wants it. >> jimmy: exactly. it glows and it looks like a toy. and you can hand them a piece of toast it doesn't matter. but when it's that special little thing -- >> she knows when you have a phone you go, hello? she'll be like, he-yoo? >> jimmy: mine calls gambling websites, is that normal? [ laughter ] >> i think so are it's natural. >> jimmy: we'll talk about "new girl."
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>> jimmy: we're back with zooey deschanel, ben stein. i mentioned before the break --
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directed something? >> i directed a music video a few years ago. yeah, so this is my first episode. >> jimmy: you have to tell your coe co-workers what to do. did they react well? treat you with respect? >> yeah, everyone was great. it was a good experience. the only thing was that jake johnson's doing a movie with tom cruise and -- in england? maybe morocco or something some. him. >> let's just call him, yeah. and so he was gone. but he's written into the episode. so we had to shoot all the stuff around him. >> jimmy: do you think he did this to sabotage you? >> probably. >> jimmy: because maybe he's thinking of directing an episode? >> right, he already did direct one last year. >> jimmy: he is sabotaging you, absolutely. >> the whole thing was probably. >> jimmy: did you disappear to shoot a movie with tom cruise while he was doing that? >> no, but i was on maternity leave. >> jimmy: okay, yeah, you did
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>> jimmy: it's a dish best served cold. >> 'tis true, 'tis true. >> jimmy: i heard there's going to be a crossover of your show, "new girl," and "brooklyn 99." >> yeah. >> love that, i wish they did that more. when i was a kid, when fonzie and ritchie would show up on "laverne and shirley." >> such an '80s thing to do. i shot my part of the "brooklyn 99" episode, then we're goi >> jimmy: so it will be -- they will be on your show? andy will be on yours, you will be on his? >> exactly. >> jimmy: it's a double cross-over? >> a double cross-over, yeah. we have basically -- the cast of "new girl" goes to new york, because schmitt's getting an award from his high school. >> jimmy: i see. >> and that's how we end up in -- >> jimmy: jail? >> i didn't end up in jail. ? all right. >> we end up in the midst of -- >> jimmy: i love that.
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that conceit. i haven't seen that in quite a while. >> it was all my idea. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: the closest we get to it -- >> you're doing a cross-over, okay. >> jimmy: somebody from "the bachelor" winds up in "bachelor on paradise." it's like, oh, look, they came back. we don't have anything good like that. it's very good to see you. >> good to see you. >> jimmy: congratulations on the baby. congratulations on the show. "new girl," season premiere september 20th on fox. zooey deschanel. be right back with ben stein! every day starts better with a healthy smile. start yours with philips sonicare, the no.1 choice of dentists. compared to oral-b 7000, philips sonicare flexcare platinum removes significantly more plaque. this is the sound of sonic technology cleaning deep between teeth. hear the difference? get healthier gums in just 2 weeks vs a manual toothbrush and experience an amazing feel of clean.
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>> jimmy: welcome back. still to come, music from glass animals. our next guest is an author, lawyer, economist, political pundit, game show host, teacher and bueller-er who graciously allowed me appear on tv with him back in 1997. please say hello to ben stein! [ cheers and applause ]
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>> jimmy: how are you doing? >> it's an honor to be here. >> jimmy: it's an honor to have you here. >> an honor to be here. >> jimmy: i know you watch the show regularly. >> very. i e-mail you all night long sending you notes about it. >> jimmy: i'm always up. >> that's the amazing thing, like a vampire, you never sleep. >> jimmy: we met -- i can't believe we met almost 20 years >> at a rehearsal in burbank. >> jimmy: that's right. >> they brought you in to be the first person to be the cohost and we said, don't bother bringing in anyone else. >> jimmy: that is true, that worked out like that. >> it was just incredible. >> jimmy: you and i fell in love almost immediately. >> it was amazing. you were so f'ing funny from the get-go, it was a joke. >> jimmy: we didn't both tore see if anyone could, which was fortunate for me. >> yes. when your cousin came on.
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>> jimmy: probably the funniest person i know. >> he is a genius. >> jimmy: guillermo, have you ever seen "win ben stein's money"? the show we did together? >> guillermo: no, no. >> jimmy: never saw it? offensive in a way. it's why donald trump wants to throw you over the wall. i prepared a clip to give you a stroll down memory lane. >> good, good, good. >> jimmy, what are my shoes doing there? >> your shoes are here because we're playing strip ben stein of managed to get off him. i was thinking that if bob should beat you, perhaps you'd drop your pants. >> no, i won't. [ cheers and applause ] >> and bob. that jimmy. >> jimmy: a lot of class.
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that? >> well, those are the days when there was a lot of discrimination in that world. >> jimmy: oh, yeah, you're right. >> if we met now we'd probably be married. >> jimmy: i saw you in "the wall street journal." a week, week and a half ago. they did a story on people who own a lot of homes. >> yes. >> jimmy: you were featured. how many homes do you own? >> 13 and a lot in malibu. >> jimmy: 13 and a lot? cities? >> in sandpoint, idaho. washington, d.c. beverly hills, california. west hollywood. and rancho mirage. >> jimmy: you don't rent any of them out? >> no. >> jimmy: why do you have so many houses? >> i like the change of scenery. i inherited one -- two at the watergate. inherited one from my parents, bought my sister out. somebody showed me a nice one there and i bought that for art's sake. [ laughter ] we live in the sumner sandpoint, idaho, the most beautiful town in the world, and i was afraid i
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bought all the ones around mine. [ laughter ] we bought in beverly hills because my wife always wanted to live in beverly hills. we bought in malibu because i love malibu. we bought the lot across the street so nobody could build a house there, trap our dogs and eat them. >> jimmy: i see. >> we bought in west hollywood to use as an office and a neighbor made noise so i bought his apartment. >> jimmy: this is one of your houses. first of all it's beautiful. >> god bless you. >> jimmy: why do you have a tv from 1995? with all these houses, ben. >> i don't know how to use the new ones. >> jimmy: uh-huh. >> it's funny. because i had a guest over. she said, i love all your retro stuff. where do you get all this retro stuff? and i said, that's what i bought and never replaced. by the way, i don't know how to use that one very well. >> jimmy: you'll figure it out. i don't think it even gets the right signal anymore. >> probably doesn't. >> jimmy: people don't know you were a speechwriter for president nixon.
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>> i was a speechwriter for nixon '73, '74. my big event at the nixon white house was '70. when my father was chairman of the council of economic advisers and had me over for lunch. my father whispered to me, would you know elvis presley if you saw him? and i said, of course. he said, he's sitting right behind you. this was at the white house -- high-level white house appointees. i turned around and there was elvis presley having bob haldeman, chief of staff. >> jimmy: the famous incident where elvis showed up at the white house unannounced? >> yes. and i got up and i said, mr. presley, everyone in the world is your fan but i'm your biggest fan. and he said, "thank-uh very much." >> jimmy: very famous photograph came out of that day. i don't know if people have seen that. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: the president, elvis and ben.
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called back then. what do you think of donald trump? you're a life-long republican. this obviously -- we've seen some things we've never seen before during this election process. >> it's been hell. >> jimmy: are you excited about donald? >> it's hell. it's just unbelievable. because i'm not a fan of trump at all. i think he's -- there's something wrong with him. >> jimmy: okay. [ cheers and applause ] >> i went to law school with mrs. clinton and i w >> jimmy: did you know her in law school? >> just to say hello in the hall. in the merest possible way. >> jimmy: did you ever try to woo her? >> oh, god, are you kidding? no, i was then and still am married to the most beautiful woman in the world. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: you were married in law school, i didn't realize that, wow. >> to the world's most wonderful human. she was just a quiet little first year. i was a big student radical working with the black panthers. >> that is true.
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joke but it's true. what are you doing, doing their taxes? what were you doing? [ laughter ] >> i can't even do my own taxes. we were raising funds for what was supposed to be their free breakfast program for poor children in a neighborhood called the hill in new haven. but it turned out they were actually using the money to buy guns. [ laughter ] it was the scariest mistake. >> jimmy: as long as it was a practical thing. >> no, but i'm not -- i should say i am not a fan of mrs. clinton at all and it b heart that the two nominees are who they are. i like lindsey graham from south carolina. >> jimmy: but he's out. >> i know. he hardly got any votes at all. >> jimmy: did donald trump asks you to be in his cabinet will you consider it, if he wins? >> no. >> jimmy: you will not. >> i don't like getting up early in the morning for one thing. >> jimmy: all right. >> i've been in many, many cabinet meetings and they're incredibly boring. >> jimmy: okay. >> incredibly boring, not entertaining at all. much, much, much more fun to be home playing with my dogs. >> it's very good to see you. >> god bless you.
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>> jimmy: ben stein, everybody. be right back with glass animals! [ cheers and applause ] ? >> dicky: the jimmy kimmel live concert series is presented by
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>> dicky: the jimmy kimmel live concert series is presented by samsung. >> jimmy: i'd like to thank zooey deschanel, ben stein, anthony hamilton and apologize to matt damon we ran out of time. "nightline" is next but first their album is called "how to be a human being," here with the song "life itself," glass animals! ? ?
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tonight, a special edition of "nightline." "pay for peace." in a dangerous california city -- >> don't move! >> where the streets are hunting grounds. those desperate for calm have turned to a controversial solution. paying potentially violent young men not to shoot monthly checks. even cross-country trips. >> they go from i don't give a -- to a place where, maybe i do. >> we're on the streets with the violence interrupters, bringing would-be rivals face-to-face. >> y'all making it seem like you tripping and y'all [ bleep ] tripping -- >> in a nation plagued by gun crime, could showing young men a new world view put an end to the cycle of bloodshed? this special edition of


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