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[ cheers and applause ] ? >> steve: from studio 6b in rockefeller center in the heart of new york city, it's "the tonight show starring jimmy fallon." tonight, join jimmy and his guests -- ariana grande. russell westbrook. and featuring the legendary roots crew. >> steve: and now, here he is, jimmy fallon! ? ?
>> jimmy: oh! oh, i love it! looking good! [ cheers and applause ] looking good. welcome, everybody. welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome to "the tonight show." this is it. [ cheers and applause ] you made it. you're here. that's it. thank you. welcome, everybody. let's get to some news right here, guys. of course, football started tonight! [ cheers and applause ] their first game since peyton manning retired. they had seventh round pick, trevor siemian, take his place. and before kickoff, peyton put his arm around trevor's shoulder, he looked into his eyes and he said, "you know, starting today, you can get two medium papa john's pizzas for $6." [ laughter and applause ] i thought that was so sweet. that was so sweet. [ light laughter ]
that today the new york mets announced that they have signed former nfl quarterback tim tebow. [ cheers and applause ] yeah. and we actually have a shot of tebow in his mets uniform. check it out. there he is. [ laughter ] he looks fantastic. congratulations. congratulations to tim tebow. he's on the -- >> steve: oh. >> jimmy: speaking of the mets, i saw that infielder wilmer flores recently changed his walk-up music to the theme song from "friends." not only that, tim tebow has already picked out his walk-up music. ? like a virgin ? [ light laughter ] that's not -- that's not true. no, no, no, that's not true. that was a joke. that's a joke that somebody wrote. >> steve: i don't think that's real. is it? >> jimmy: that was a joke that someone wrote for our monologue. >> steve: he picked that? why would he pick that? [ light laughter ] >> steve: guys, we're excited to be here in new york, where new york's fashion week kicked off yesterday. [ cheers and applause ] that's right. that's right.
keep going in circles, or as most new yorkers call that, laguardia. [ laughter and applause ] and kanye west actually hosted a fashion show yesterday. and i read that his guests were brought there by bus and dropped off outside an abandoned small pox hospital on roosevelt island. yeah, people weren't sure if they were at a fashion show or the start of a bad scooby-doo cartoon. [ laughter ] i've seen this one. this is creepy. >> steve: zoinks! >> jimmy: speaking of kanye, he reportedly set a record this week, selling almost $800,000 worth of merchandise at madison square garden. [ audience oohs ] beating the record held by pope francis when he held mass there. [ light laughter ] so if you're keeping score, that's yeezus one, jesus zero. [ light laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] let's get to --
last night was nbc's commander-in-chief forum, where donald trump and hillary clinton discussed national security. it took place on the intrepid, a beautiful aircraft carrier here in new york. and i think you can tell exactly when one of the candidates arrived. watch this. see if you can -- >> just a couple of short months, americans are going to vote in a critical election. hillary clinton and donald trump are vying not only to become president of the united states, but one of them will become the leader of the most potent military force -- [ applause ] >> jimmy: "stuck the landing." [ laughter ] actually, matt lauer was criticized from both sides for not being tough enough on the candidates on issues of national security. and i think lauer tried to make up for it this morning by grilling rachael ray on how she'd defeat isis. [ light laughter ] [ applause ] you didn't have to -- that's uncalled for. >> steve: but still, cutting edge. >> jimmy: yeah. guys, did you hear about this? it's rumored that siri may let
the regular siri voice to the computer voice from the old "star trek" enterprise. [ audience oohs ] if that goes well, they may even allow you to choose from other well known voices for siri. we actually have a preview of some of the new siri voices. >> steve: really? >> jimmy: yeah, well here's one -- [ light laughter ] >> steve: wow, that's great. >> jimmy: here's one that sounds like president obama. you can put it on president obama setting -- >> steve: right. setting up siri as president obama. >> jimmy: here we go. i gotta do it right now. siri, can you tell me the weat [ ding ] >> the current temperature is a a perfect 76 degrees and sunny here on the beach where i am. [ laughter ] i've got no idea what it is where you are. [ applause ] >> jimmy: here's one that sounds like hillary clinton. siri, can you help me organize my e-mails? [ ding ] >> e-mails successfully deleted. [ laughter ] now, would you like me to
>> jimmy: no, i don't! no, siri, no, no. we have a great show tonight. give it up for the roots! [ cheers and applause ] ? ? [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: looking good. thank you, roots. what's up, higgins? good to see you, buddy. >> steve: good to see you. >> jimmy: looking good, bu far. there's more ahead. tomorrow night, emmy award-winner james spader will be here. >> steve: yeah! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: we love when he comes by. plus, jack white will be performing for us. [ cheers and applause ] it's going to be fun. he's never played a completely solo acoustic performance on tv before. this will be his only u.s. television appearance. jack white, i can't wait. that's going to be fun tomorrow night. [ cheers and applause ] but first, what a show we have tonight, oh, my goodness. we love -- she's one of our absolute favorite gusts.
[ cheers and applause ] >> steve: yeah! >> jimmy: is available now. ariana grande is here! [ cheers and applause ] >> steve: she's a delight! >> jimmy: she's the best. oh, she has a new fragrance out. >> steve: oh-la-la. [ cheers ] >> jimmy: "sweet like candy," it's called. >> steve: oh. >> jimmy: but we'll get into talking all about that. i feel like ariana and i could be best friends. >> steve: really? >> jimmy: i think so. so we're going to take the best friends challenge tonight. thisam [ applause ] it's gonna be good. plus, then she's going to perform her latest single, "side to side." [ cheers and applause ] also joining us tonight, this guy is one of the greatest basketball players on the planet and a hard working entrepreneur. nba superstar, russell westbrook is stopping by. [ cheers and applause ] he's great. we're gonna talk to russell about his new contact with the
what he's doing here at new york fashion week. yeah. then he and i are gonna face off in a random object football toss. [ light laughter ] winner take all. [ cheers ] >> steve: gonna take all of it? >> jimmy: i don't know what the winner gets. it's something. hey, guys, football is back! [ cheers and applause ] football is back! that's right. the 2016 nfl season kicked off tonight with the super bowl rematch between the caroli broncos. now, as you know at the end of every season, they give out awards like most valuable player. but they also give out awards at the beginning of the season, sort of like the ones in high school yearbooks, like most likely to succeed, class clown, stuff like that. now, normally, "the tonight show" gives out these awards. but tonight, we thought we'd do something different. this time, we got nfl stars from around the league to give out their own awards. so with that in mind, it's time for "nfl superlatives."
? tonight show superlatives ? >> i'm andy dalton, quarterback for the cincinnati bengals, and i was voted "most likely to star in a new cw show called 'ron weasley: the college years.'" [ laughter ] >> i'm nick mangold, center for the new york jets. i was voted "most likely to walk into old navy and ask if they have pelts." [ laughter ] >> i'm joe flacco, quarterback for the baltimore ravens, and i was voted "most likely to be a a combo of every 'bachelorette' contestant rolled into one." >> i'm demarcus ware, linebacker for the denver broncos, and i was voted "black mr. clean." [ laughter ] so clean. >> i'm aaron rodgers, quarterback for the green bay packers, and i was voted "most likely to put $50 in the jukebox and only play creed." [ laughter ] >> i'm allen hurns, wide receiver for the jacksonville jaguars, and i was voted "most likely to have the same barber as the warheads candy guy." [ laughter ] >> i'm ryan fitzpatrick, quarterback for the new york
leprechaun." [ light laughter ] >> i'm russell wilson, quarterback of the seattle seahawks, and i was voted" most likely to be the love child of mario lopez and carlton banks." [ laughter ] ? it's not unusual to be loved by anyone ? [ cheers and applause ] >> i'm demaryius thomas, wide receiver for the denver broncos, and i was voted "most likely to ask for a kids menu when he's at dinner alone." [ laughter ] >> i'm drew brees, quarterback for the new orleans saints, and i was voted "most likely voted to blow in your ear and whisper, 'you just got brees'd.'" [ laughter ] >> i'm j.j. watt, defensive end for the houston texans, and i was voted "most likely to say, 'everything's bigger in texas,' and then look down and wink." [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: there you go right there. thank you so much to the nfl and to all the players who helped out with that bit. we love you guys. you guys are talented, talented guys. stick around. we'll be right back with ariana grande!
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>> jimmy: our first guest is a a grammy award nominated artist, whose latest, best selling album, "dangerous woman," is out now. [ cheers and applause ] she also recently released a a new fragrance called sweet like candy, which is in stores now. ladies and gentlemen, please welcome our pal, ariana grande! [ cheers and applause ] ? >> jimmy: standing ovation. they love you. i miss you. it's good to see you again. >> it's good to see you, too. >> jimmy: how are you? everything great? >> i'm good. how are you? >> jimmy: okay good, that's good. i'm so happy.
i saw you quickly at the vmas doing "side to side" with nicki minaj, and that was just -- [ cheers and applause ] fantastic. >> thank you. >> jimmy: a giant performance, you guys were on the spin bike. >> yeah, crazy. >> jimmy: that's the way to do it. >> because that's what you do. you go on the bike and you sing sometimes. >> jimmy: i go to the club sometimes and just go on the spin bike like all night long. >> i would love for the club to start adding spinning into the evening. >> jimmy: yeah. it's so smart. everyone's doing it. >> like a spin bar. >> jimmy: yeah, a spin bar. everyone's doing it. >> off to a rough start. >> jimmy: you didn't though, you rocked it out, pal. i want to talk about - there's tons of things to talk about. the tour. >> yes. >> jimmy: okay, tell us. [ cheers and applause ] everyone wants to know, everyone online, they go, i want to know about the tour. >> there's -- okay. so the tour dates -- the first batch of them is going up on my website, dangerouswoman.com, tonight. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: the dangerous woman tour? what is the name of the tour? >> yes, the dangerous woman tour, the first batch of dates will be up on dangerouswoman.com tonight. tonight, i hit audio, i'm so sorry, as i said that, tonight,
so i'm very excited. i can't wait to get on the road again. there will more, more, more dates coming, but this is, like, for now, i just had to get something 'cause my fans, i promised them. i'm a little late, so, yeah. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: you're very good to your fans. >> thanks, yeah. >> jimmy: this is a big deal. so, you're doing this, and you're doing -- >> "hairspray" as well. >> jimmy: you're doing "hairspray" on nbc. >> yeah, yeah, on nbc. i'm doing "hairspray" live. i'm playing the role of penny. i'm very excited. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: how did you get into that? love that? >> oh my god, i heard they were doing "hairspray" live, and i had a heart attack because this has been one of my favorite musicals since literally, like, 10 years old since the original broadway cast, and to be playing kerry butler's role, i just -- it's over -- sorry, i broke your thing. [ laughter ] it's overwhelming, but i'm very excited, so "hairspray" and then tour starts in february. i'm very excited. >> jimmy: very very busy. you got that, then you're also -- you did a song called
stevie wonder dude, are you crazy? >> jimmy: i mean no, i am crazy. >> you're fine. i'm crazy. >> jimmy: i'm a little crazy, but james and i are best friends with stevie wonder. yeah. we hung out with them while the roots -- [ laughter ] what? we were there. we were best friends. [ laughter ] why do you keep making that face for? we went to a roots gig -- [ laughter ] stop making that face! it did happen. [ laughter ] we did hang out with stevie. because james' piano wasn't there, so james had nothing to do. he's known for his dancing on stage, but he's also known for his piano playing. [ laughter ] anyway, so james and i were just backstage and we just watched the roots, and they were performing. james didn't perform, and then, the owner of the hotel, was like, "hey, you guys want to meet stevie wonder, he just finished a concert?" and so we went and we just thought we were just meeting with a bunch of people, but there was just ten people in a a room with stevie, and we just went up, and james just started jamming out, and playing with
stevie wonder. >> that's amazing. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: but you, you got to -- you got to sing with him in the same booth? >> yeah. so we did a song, i featured on the song for "the sing" soundtrack. >> jimmy: oh that's going to be like the biggest movie ever. the animated -- >> the animated -- yes. >> jimmy: it's like in december. it's like coming out christmas. >> yes. i'm featured on the stevie wonder song, man, that's like, what? >> jimmy: yeah. >> i'm like done now i'm good. >> jimmy: no, you're good now, you're okay. >> i'm good now, i can just, like, that's it for me. >> jimmy: i mean were you freaking out? >> oh, my god, yeah. i mean, i -- not only did i get to sing with him, but we were in, like, the same booth. so it was like, me and stevie wonder like arm in arm, holding hands in the booth, singing together, like, laughing, having a good time. i was like, whoa. every time i got comfortable with the fact i was in the booth arm in arm with stevie wonder, then he would like, hit a stevie run, and then, i'd be like, oh, [ bleep ] that's stevie wonder. [ laughter ] you know what i mean, like.
>> jimmy: i actually do know what it means. james and i hung out with stevie wonder all night long. [ laughter ] >> yeah, well you say, you're his best friend, you would know. >> jimmy: yeah, exactly. we're best friends. [ applause ] i want to talk about -- i want to talk about -- i want to talk about the fragrance. let's talk about this. >> it smells nice. >> jimmy: sweet like candy. here it is, i have two -- we have two here. but it comes with this cool little powder -- >> yes, a ball. >> jimmy: yes. a ball, yes. let's see -- >> you smelled the first one. now, this is the second one. let me know what you think >> jimmy: what's the first one called, again ? >> ari. >> jimmy: yeah. this is ari. well, i thought -- this one could be ana. ready? [ laughter ] >> what do you think? >> jimmy: that's how i do it. >> what do you think? >> jimmy: i go -- it's like a a spritz. >> what about one of these? would you do like one of these, like a -- >> jimmy: oh, i like this. yeah, no, jump into it, i swim through mine. >> yeah, there you go. >> jimmy: i do mine -- >> there you go. you smell nice. >> jimmy: it's nice. and it also smells a little bit like candy. >> yeah.
that's why i don't have mine at all. look at you. you're making fragrances, knocking it out of the park. >> this is so not exciting after the stevie wonder conversation. >> jimmy: no, it's so exciting. well, you designed a fragrance. >> it's crazy. >> jimmy: no, you want to see how exciting it is? >> i mean, it's great, you should get it. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: no. here's the better news. you don't have to get it because everyone in the audience is getting one tonight! [ cheers and applause ] ariana grande's new perfume. that's what i'm talking about. they are excited about it. they're excited about it. candy." i told you. i knew it was going to work. come on. oh, please. >> no, no. [ applause ] >> jimmy: now look, stevie and i -- stevie and i are best friends, of course, but i feel like me -- i feel like you and i -- >> what did we miss? >> jimmy: i feel like you and i could be -- could be best friends, and there's only one way to find out. >> actual best friends. >> jimmy: actual best friends.
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[ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: welcome back everybody, we're hanging out with ariana grande! [ cheers and applause ] her new fragrance, sweet like candy, is in stores now. ariana, you've been a guest on the show a lot, and so i thought it would be fun to play a game to see how well we know each other. would you like to play? >> i would love to. >> jimmy: alright, then it's time for the best friends challenge. here we go. [ cheers and applause ]
game works, you draw a question from the best friends box. then the other person guesses how they think you would answer that question. >> perfect. >> jimmy: we'll see how many we can get right. ariana, why don't you draw first question. >> okay. do i -- >> jimmy: yeah you can -- yes, you ask the question. >> i don't want to. okay. if i could be any animal, what animal would i be? oh so this is you guessing what i would -- >> jimmy: i'm guessing what -- if you could be any -- >> if i could be any animal, wh >> jimmy: yep. i write the real answer too. any animal, what animal would you be? okay. [ tick ] show your answer to the camera. i won't look.
>> jimmy: okay? you show it? [ audience reacts ] >> jimmy: sounds like the audience was surprised there. okay. [ laughter ] my answer is a kitty cat. >> oh, that's a good one. >> jimmy: a sea horse? what are you talking about. >> i don't know. >> jimmy: a sea horse? >> i love them. >> jimmy: you wear like bunny ears -- you wear cat ears all the time. >> you're right. you're right. you're right. you get that one anyway. >> jimmy: seahorse? >> seahorse. you can't wear like seahorse ears, like what are those? >> jimmy: not saying -- you had to dress -- but i mean, you kind of hinted that you like -- >> i know, sorry, man. >> jimmy: we're good. >> i really misled you, i apologize. >> jimmy: no here we go. we're good. ready? what food do i hate the most? >> oh. [ tick ] i don't know. >> jimmy: yeah, you do. i'm putting the vibes out there.
just writing it. all right. i'm going to show my answer. don't look. ready? oh, you didn't write yet. you just got it? >> yeah, because i -- go ahead. >> jimmy: you got my vibes? all right? you got my vibe? >> i think, maybe. >> jimmy: okay, this is great. >> go ahead you go. >> jimmy: don't look, ready? [ ht >> i tried to look, but i'm blind, i can't see. >> jimmy: let's see what your answer was. >> what? >> jimmy: mustard! mustard? it's so delicious. it's yellow. it's got, like, spices in it, it's vinegary. mayonnaise. you know why i don't like it it reminds me of puffs. >> yeah, i don't like it either. >> jimmy: oh stop.
>> i was close though. >> jimmy: you were very close it was a condiment. you're right. [ talking over each other ] ready? this is the one we're going to get. i know it. >> oh, my turn? >> jimmy: yeah, yeah, here we go. i'll get this one. >> okay. oh, this is a good one. who was my first celebrity crush? [ laughter ] >> jimmy: it's a little embarrassing. it's a little embarrassing. stop it. [ laughter ] do i have to actually write it down? i mean, everyone kind of knows it was me. [ laughter ] yeah, yeah, yeah. ha-ha -- all right. >> okay. >> jimmy: maybe i'll show mine first. >> okay. >> jimmy: ready? don't look.
all right, show yours. ? >> is that bad? [ applause ] [ laughter ] >> jimmy: let me tell ya something. first celebrity crush, jim carey. very close. i was very close. >> ha-ha. >> jimmy: this is the one that counts. all right. >> are you all right? >> jimmy: what is my most embarrassing bad habit? [ laughter ] why did you write it that fast? like all the other ones you really thought about it, and this one, look, you're writing, like, three sentences.
oh, my gosh! [ laughter ] >> jimmy: i'll show mine first. should i show mine first? >> yeah, yeah, go ahead. >> jimmy: embarrassing bad habit is? i laugh too much. >> no, i like your laugh. in that department. [ applause ] >> jimmy: that's right! cause i'm your second friend. i got ya girl! ariana grande everybody, ariana's going to perform, "side to side," for us later in the show. russell westbrook joins us after the break! [ cheers and applause ]
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now by a five-time nba all-star, and olympic gold medallist who made his loyal fans very happy this summer when he signed an extension with the oklahoma city thunder. he's here attending new york fashion week, in partnership with barneys and preparing to drop his "true religion" signature clothing collection september 25th. please welcome the talented and fashionable man, mr. russell westbrook! [ cheers and applause ] ? ? >> jimmy: welcome, welcome, welcome. >> thanks for having me. >> jimmy: thank you so much for being here. i really appreciate it. >> thanks for having me. >> jimmy: it is so fun to watch you play. i will say that. so thank you for all -- >> appreciate that. thank you. >> jimmy: we love you. we love you. and also, you're very fashionable. >> sometimes, yeah. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: you're the most
think in sports, period. >> thank you. >> jimmy: and you signed this new contract, which i'm just psyched about, we're all psyched about, because you're staying with the thunder. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: okc. that's just a big deal. and that's cool. and i know you love the community there. you love the fans out there. >> i love it, man. it's a great place to be, man. the people are so nice to me and my family. i love being there. the weather changes, but i love it, man. it's great. >> jimmy: you go bowling a lot, is that true? >> i do. i'm pretty good at it too. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: yeah, i heard that you bowl a 286? [ cheers and applause ] >> i have, i have before. >> jimmy: that's unbelievable. [ applause ] that's -- well, we -- i got you a gift. i thought maybe you might like this. >> oh, you got -- a gift? >> jimmy: yeah. this is pretty cool. >> oh, lovely. >> jimmy: you can take this -- [ cheers and applause ] nice. >> i appreciate that. >> jimmy: that's not bad, right? >> that's not bad at all. >> jimmy: it's so easy to take with you. >> i just packed it on the floor. >> jimmy: yeah, and it's easy to put on the plane. easy to put on the plane. [ laughter ] easy to put on the plane. here, just keep it. i'll mail it to you. yeah, yeah, sure. [ light laughter ] but i'd love to see you -- >> it's lovely. >> jimmy: it says throwing a a strike with this one. man, that'd be cool. >> and i'll send it to you, for sure. >> jimmy: you will?
>> you got it. >> jimmy: we got a lot to talk about, fashion week, you're here. you got so much going on. "true religion." >> yup. >> jimmy: all right, you're launching this new signature series there. now this is -- you do sweatshirts, you do jeans. >> yeah. >> jimmy: look at all the -- this is -- look at this. this is the type of stuff you roll up in. [ cheers and applause ] yeah, not bad. not bad. you see that? yeah. [ cheers ] i don't know if i could pull that one off. >> maybe. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: oh, yeah, yeah. [ cheers and applause ] you know, because this is, like -- look at that. [ cheers and applause ] you're a cool customer. >> that's pretty fresh, don't you think? >> jimmy: i love it. i think its good that you know charles barkley gives you a a hard time. >> who? [ laughter ] first time i hear it. oh, okay, okay. >> jimmy: yeah, he -- charles barkley, yeah. he said, what the hell, what the hell, was his quote on that. >> yeah, i know. >> jimmy: yeah. he's a good dude. he always -- >> he's always -- that's part of his job. >> jimmy: yeah. he puts you in -- he checks everybody, yeah. and these are some of the
is this with "true religion?" >> no, no, no. this is collaborated with a a young lady by the name of selema -- and framed with her as well. >> jimmy: selema, where can i get these guys? [ audience oohs ] >> oh, okay. >> jimmy: i'm not good with sunglasses. not the best. i mean, i -- >> they're online at westbrookframes.com, so you order them online right now. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: face too big. too much face here. [ light laughter ] looks like i'm wearing little kid sunglasses now. oh yeah, i could pull these off. have a lot of options. >> oh, yeah! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: yeah. >> okay. them are better. >> jimmy: i think these are the ones, right here. >> that works. that works. >> jimmy: is that the way i could do it? i could rock this out. >> i agree. >> jimmy: you also have jewelry as well? >> yeah, i have that too. >> jimmy: this is barney's? you can get these barneys new york? >> yeah, i collaborated with jennifer fisher. >> jimmy: oh, my gosh. holy moly, moly. wow, oh, wow. i don't even know how -- can i, how do i put this on? [ laughter ] >> wait, wait, wait. wait, gotta go here. >> jimmy: ouch. don't hurt me. [ laughter ]
>> jimmy: yeah, yeah, yeah. yeah, yeah, yeah. yeah, yeah, yeah. [ light laughter ] >> there you go. >> jimmy: how about that? [ cheers and applause ] >> fashion is pain sometimes. there you go. there you go. i like it. i like it. >> jimmy: charles barkley who? [ laughter ] charles barkley who, you know what i'm saying? also, in china, you launched a a new -- [ laughter ] that's how i wear it. >> that's the cool way. that's good. >> jimmy: that's the cool way to do it, right? >> yeah, yeah, yeah. >> jimmy: wearing sunglasses >> jimmy: i don't know. yeah, i'm that cool, that just this blocks the sun. yeah, exactly. in china, you worked with jordan, with the new line of jordan -- quest, you're going to freak out on this one. quest is -- he's a -- yeah, he's a sneaker head, but these are just gems, they're more like luxury -- >> yeah, i have a lot -- i have a lifestyle shoe -- just because it's faster, i like to change the game up a little bit, and one with lifestyle. [ inaudible ] [ cheers and applause ]
[ laughter ] they are all jealous of these guys. there's the little -- right there -- come on, that's the way to do it. >> yeah, that would do it. that would do it, yeah. [ applause ] >> jimmy: you do all this. >> i do. >> jimmy: and you're amazing at basketball. you're a very, very talented guy. >> thank you. i appreciate that. >> jimmy: but i was wondering if tonight since football season kicked off, then they'll put these ones on, and i'd like to challenge you to a game of football team game tonight. are you good at football? >> i'm not bad, i'm pretty good at all sports but sure. ledo [ laughter ] >> jimmy: russell westbrook and i are having a random football toss after the break. stick around, everybody! [ cheers and applause ] ? this one's got detachable keys it comes with a pen so you can write as you please this mac doesn't have any of that it's less useful like a hat for your cat surface has touch and a beautiful screen
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? [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: welcome back! check him out. can you see him? look at these guys. come on. that's what i'm talking about. [ cheers and applause ] >> looks good. that looks good. that looks good. >> jimmy: i'm here with five-time nba all-star and point guard for the oklahoma city thunder, russell westbrook, once again, ladies and gentlemen. [ cheers and applause ]
are his kicks. football season kicked off tonight. so russell and i are about to go head to head in a random object football toss. now, we're going to take turns tryingthrowing random objects through the hole in that target back there. tonight's objects are a a mannequin head wearing the latest fashion because it's fashion week. we have a giant gummy worm. [ laughter ] we have a purse full of skittles. [ laughter ] and the money ball worth two points, it's two fes [ laughter ] you think you can to do well on this one? don't answer. okay, very good. [ light laughter ] roots, can we get some football tossing music. russell, why don't you go first? >> what do i start with? >> jimmy: lets start with the mannequin head. ? pretty, right? >> where do i throw from? here? where? >> jimmy: yeah, right here. that one. >> this spot? >> jimmy: no, this line. invisible line, there. yeah, you got to see how to do it. it's tricky.
before you -- [ laughter ] -- you style it before you throw it, yeah, yeah. ? [ audience oohs ] [ applause ] >> oh! that was close. >> jimmy: here we go. happy fashion week! ? [ audience oohs ] oh. that was embarrassing. all right -- now, this one, i don't know how you're going to throw this one. [ cheers ] i don't know how you're going to do this one. all right. hey, slow down there. watch it, buddy, watch it! slow down, mister. oh, yeah, that's a good idea. yeah. >> can i go underhand? >> jimmy: yeah, you can go underhand with that one. ? oh! [ audience aws ] ? [ light laughter ]
>> jimmy: i know, yeah. all right. purse full of skittles. purse full of skittles. >> open or closed? >> jimmy: i feel good. that's your call, open or closed, that's up to you. we give people the freedom of choice here. you're allowed to do it -- oh, that's smart. [ cheers and applause ] ? >> oh! [ laughter ] >> jimmy: i thought you had it closed. all right, purse full of skittles. here we go. [ light laughter ] all right. ? all right. [ audience aws ] >> hang on, let's see what i have. >> jimmy: all right, double furby. [ cheers and applause ] double furby. >> jimmy: try to wake it up a
[ inaudible ] >> jimmy: there you go. now it's awake. >> oh, we got action furby. >> jimmy: yeah, he's on. he's on. blue furby's going. [ cheers and applause ] >> oh! >> jimmy: come on, furby, don't let me down. [ cheers and applause ] [ audience aws ] >> oh! >> jimmy: it's a tie, everybody! [ cheers and applause ] the winner, russell westbrook! >> next time. next time. >> jimmy: russell westbrook, ariana grande performs with uss after the break. stick around, everybody! [ cheers and applause ]