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>> steve: from studio 6b in rockefeller center in the heart of new york city, it's "the tonight show starring jimmy fallon." tonight, join jimmy and his
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danny devito, khloe kardashian, musical guest colin hay, and featuring the legendary roots crew. >> questlove: 399! >> steve: and now, here he is, jimmy fallon! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: welcome. welcome. thank you very much. welcome. [ cheers and applause ] that's what you want. that's what we're talking about right there. welcome to "the tonight show," everybody. [ cheers and applause ] that's what we get. you get that.
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i'm your host, jimmy fallon. what a show tonight. show tonight. [ cheers ] we also have danny devito on the show tonight. [ cheers and applause ] which explains this episode's title, "looking up at the kardashians." "it's very nice to meet you." [ laughter ] guys, welcome. of course, let's get to the news here. the big story is that president obama gave his final state of the union address last yeah. he started by saying he would give a shorter speech, and maybe it's just me, but that seemed to get the most applause of the night. check it out. >> for this final one, i'm going to try to make it a a little shorter. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: even michelle -- even, michelle, yeah, she loves it, yeah. obama said he would give a a shorter speech, and then wound up speaking for 59 minutes. [ laughter ] not surprising, obama saying he's going to keep it short is like donald trump saying,
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[ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] "four billion. i'm a human powerball." [ laughter ] during his speech, president obama criticized companies for not being loyal enough to their employees. yeah, employees would agree, but they were busy buying powerball tickets so they could quit their job. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] "i'm not that loyal. bye!" >> steve: bye! >> jimmy: bye, steve! "i'm going to be on an island, dude, that i own." yeah. [ laughter ] did you see this? at one point, while obama was talking about the economy, joe biden leaned over to house speaker paul ryan and whispered something that they both laughed about. biden said it was a private joke between two statesmen, while ryan said, "he just whispered the word 'boobs.'" [ laughter and applause ] grow up. why would you do that? it's the state of the union. it's his last one, the last one. you don't have to do that. that's right, it was obama's seventh and final state of the union address, and because it was the last one, they decided to end it in a special way, which kind of surprised me. take a look at this.
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strong. don't don't don't don't don't you forget about me will you stand above me look my way never love me rain keeps falling rain keeps falling down [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: "the bachelorette." the new "bachelorette." >> steve: wow. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: here's the latest on the election. new polls found that bernie sanders is now ahead of hillary clinton among democrats in both iowa and new hampshire. and even hillary's lead in national polls is dwindling. i don't want to say hillary is upset, but this morning she was spotted shouting into a a volcano, "you said we had a a deal!" [ laughter and applause ] that's right. bernie is really picking up some momentum. in fact, yesterday, he received an endorsement from the
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moveon.org. as opposed to jeb bush who was endorsed by the website, noseriouslymoveon.org. [ laughter and applause ] no seriously, totally different website. check this out, i read that the shirt that el chapo wore in his recent photo with sean penn apparently is flying off the shelves at the store that makes it in los angeles. take a look at this shirt. yeah. [ laughter ] that looks less like a drug lord and more like mario if he became a hairdresser. [ laughter ] doesn't it look like that? [ applause ] "it's-a me!" >> steve: "it's-a me! el chapo!" >> jimmy: "i'll just take a a little off the top." [ laughter ] can we see that picture one more time? look at this. [ laughter ] is it me, or does el chapo look like a guy who lives in hollywood and sean penn looks like a dude who's on the run? [ laughter and applause ] got the beard. well, this is great. an 88-year-old grandmother tried out virtual reality for the first time.
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check this out. >> down, left, right. >> oh, my goodness. oh! oh! [ laughter ] ah! ah! [ laughter and applause ] >> jimmy: then she took off the goggles and went, "it's aight." [ laughter ] she was going crazy. i guess it was set up to make her feel like she was in a car going 25 miles per hour. ohh!" everybody. give it up for the roots. [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] fantastic. thank you for that, roots.
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there's more ahead. tomorrow night, democratic presidential candidate hillary clinton will be here! [ cheers and applause ] plus, lucy liu and music from flo rida. [ cheers and applause ] that's tomorrow night. then, on friday, we have ray romano, lucy hale, brandi carlile, and thank you notes. [ cheers and applause ] you don't want to miss that on friday. but first, we have a fun, fun show tonight. he's such a great actor, director, producer, one of the coolest guys you'll ever meet. from "it's always sunny in philadelphia," danny devito is here. [ cheers and applause ] he's a legend! one of my all-time faves. he's so -- he's the most fun human being. danny and i are going to play charades with some surprise guests later in the show. [ cheers ] also, joining us tonight, she's a reality tv star, best-selling author and now a talk show host.
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tonight. [ cheers and applause ] and making his first appearance on our show, we have music from the one and only colin hay, ladies and gentlemen. [ cheers and applause ] "next year people." i'm in a great mood tonight. because well, last night was the state of the union address. and as i watched it, one thing i noticed is that president obama has a very expressive face, you know? it's true. especially if you look at photos of him. you know, it's like he has thousands of different facial expressions, one for every occasion. now, you all know the classics like this one from the state of the union. this is called "the determined, yet hopeful." [ laughter ] but there's a lot more than that you just don't see as often, which means it's time for another edition of "obama expressions." here we go. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: this first lesser-known expression is from a recent town hall event. take a look. this is called the "you know
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[ laughter and applause ] take a look at this next obama expression. this is from a recent white house meeting. this is the "staring contest, go." [ laughter and applause ] "i got you. you blinked." here's another lesser-known obama expression. [ laughter ] this is from the last month's ceo summit. this is the "psst, check it out, human grumpy cat." >> steve: wow. [ laughter and applause ] that's very expressive. >> jimmy: these are fantastic. you don't see them as much. >> steve: you don't see that every day. >> jimmy: no, take a look at the next one. this is from a recent meeting with the handsome new canadian prime minister, justin trudeau. this is the "i must paint you." [ laughter and applause ] you don't see that. >> steve: you don't see that. >> jimmy: the next expression is a little less common. check out this one. this is the "why are these cheesecake factory menus so damn big?" [ laughter and applause ] "too many appetizers." >> steve: "33 pages of appetizers!" >> jimmy: check out this next
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you can tell what this one means. this is the "so, how was your tinder date?" [ laughter and applause ] "spill the t." take a look at this next one. this is obama waiting to speak before a recent climate change summit. this is the "damn, adele, sometimes you're just too real." [ laughter and applause ] >> steve: she got him. >> jimmy: she got him good. next expression is an interesting one. you don't see it often. this is the "when bae don't text back right away." [ laughter and applause ] that's when bae -- yeah. [ light laughter ] here's another one. this is president obama from a a recent press briefing. this is the "you ever think about what's in a hotdog?" [ laughter and applause ] "you ever think about it? lots of things in there. don't want to eat." >> steve: "you don't want to know." >> jimmy: "don't want to know what's in a hotdog. there you are at the ball game, you're eating your hot dog.
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your fourth hotdog. enjoy it." [ laughter ] check out this next expression. it's obama drinking a coffee. this is the "damn barista spelled my name bjork o'bubba." [ laughter and applause ] it's not their job to know your name. they just hear and they write. >> steve: they hear and they write. >> jimmy: and finally, take a a look at this last obama expression. look at obama's face here. this is the "ew!" [ laughter and applause ] there you go. those are tonight's "obama expressions." we'll be right back with more of "the tonight show."
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[ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: our first guest tonight is an emmy and golden globe award-winning actor, whose incredible career spans over four decades. you can see him on the hit comedy, "it's always sunny in philadelphia," airing wednesdays at 10:00 p.m. on fxx. everyone please welcome the one, the only, danny devito!
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>> jimmy: oh, right there. that's what i'm talking about! danny devito. >> now we're talkin' baby. >> jimmy: great to see you, buddy. >> great to see you, jimmy baby. >> jimmy: looking great as always, pal. >> thank you babe, thank you. >> jimmy: welcome back to new york. this is your city. >> i love this city. >> jimmy: yeah, i know. >> i love it hot, i love it cold. >> jimmy: you do. >> i love it any way. i love it sweaty. >> jimmy: yeah. >> i love it any way, baby. any way. >> jimmy: last week it was hot. now it's cold. >> oh man, it was hot. >> jimmy: it's fun, right? >> oh my god, yeah, you go what? 65, 75. >> jimmy: january. >> what? >> jimmy: exactly. >> that's crazy. >> jimmy: that's not like a a winter in new york. >> where's the snow? >> jimmy: where's the snow? where's the snow where's the snow let it snow let it snow let it snow let it snow let it snow let it snow [ laughter and applause ] >> jimmy: yeah, that's a good one. >> he's great. >> jimmy: no. >> yeah, you are. >> jimmy: you used to live here. you know how to brave the winter here in new york. >> oh, yeah. i lived. i used to sleigh ride here.
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>> jimmy: in the city? >> you never hear of a sleigh ridin'? >> jimmy: yeah. >> sleigh ridin'. >> jimmy: in new york city? >> yeah, like, i lived on 89th street between west end and riverside. years ago, like 1860 something. it snowed then. >> jimmy: yeah, back then. >> there was a hill. that was by -- right off, you know, in riverside park. >> jimmy: oh sure, sure. >> oh, man. it was a steep hill. and you had to take your life in your own hands doing that hill. >> jimmy: oh, yeah. >> oh yeah, man. we'd get on that thing and go down. like, you would either hit rocks. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: yeah. >> and if you missed the rocks, you would hit the west side highway. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: that's when sleigh ridin' was sleigh ridin' [ bleep ]. that's when it was fun. absolutely. >> that was bad, man. that was really bad, yeah. >> jimmy: is that when you were room mates with -- >> mikey d. >> jimmy: michael douglas. >> yeah. >> jimmy: how fun is that? i love that guy. >> pervert. [ laughter and applause ] >> jimmy: no, no, that's not true. >> he's not, he's not. >> jimmy: that is not true. >> he's a sick man. [ laughter ] god bless him.
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>> jimmy: oh man. >> he's my dear friend. my dear friend. >> jimmy: did you ever think you would leave the city and move out to los angeles? >> well, you know, i was doing a lot of off-broadway work and everything, and then i wanted to do movies. so i went to -- i read in the new yorker, i read "in cold blood." you know, the truman capote thing? >> jimmy: sure, of course. >> right? so, i read it and thought i was going to go out to california and play the part of perry edward smith. >> jimmy: sure. >> so, i went out to california. >> jimmy: were you a known actor? >> no. [ light laughter ] i was not, i couldn't get arrested. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: i said, you don't know how it works. >> no, i mean, i was, like, you know, i went to california. i said, i wanna go meet richard brooks. and i took a bus. >> jimmy: who is richard brooks? >> richard brooks was the director of that movie. >> jimmy: oh. >> of the, of the, yeah. so, i wanted to meet him. i didn't know where to go. i just got off the plane and got on a bus and said downtown l.a. i went there, it was dead, man. [ laughter ] there was nothing there. no lights. >> jimmy: nothing. like different than new york. >> darker than a well digger's ass. [ light laughter ] it was really. >> jimmy: that's right.
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>> jimmy: that's what i always say. >> write that down. it was darker than a well digger -- [ light laughter ] anyway, that was cool. >> jimmy: thank you, yeah, yeah, yeah. but you didn't get the part. >> no, i didn't get the part. the part was cast already. >> jimmy: oh, okay. >> but i got to meet him. it was really cool. >> jimmy: but then you, i mean, what did you do, "cuckoo's nest?" >> no, "cuckoo's nest," yeah, that was later. yeah, "cuckoo's nest" was later, in 1974. so i came back here. i did some plays. then i did "cuckoo's nest" with -- you know, mikey produced that. >> jimmy: how fun was that, though? >> and that was a ball. >> jimmy: got to work with jack nicholson. come on. >> aww -- the best. >> jimmy: he's a blast, right. >> the best, man. the best. we've done a couple movies together, jack and i. we did a movie called "going south" that he directed. >> jimmy: what was "going south"? i played -- [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: perfect casting. >> oh, it was perfect casting. >> jimmy: you and clint eastwood, i feel like you're the same dude. >> yeah, we're the same thing. i went -- [ light laughter ] i had a costume fitting at his office at paramount. paramount pictures, in
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department. western costumes was on one side of the lot, and his office was on the gower side. and when i looked at my costume, i picked out this like, really weird-ass costume. i had an old, you know, like kind of mexican, you know, like a little thing. and i had a big hat, like it looked like a mushroom. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: yeah. >> it was like, really cool. you know? >> jimmy: i got a picture of you from this film. this is a pretty good look. >> oh, [ bleep ]. >> jimmy: that's it right there, that's. [ laughter and applause ] >> oh, my god. >> jimmy: not bad. that's pretty cool, actually. i love that. that's a good look. >> how did you do that? >> jimmy: i know. >> that's deep, man. can i have that? >> jimmy: yeah, of course. >> can you sign it for me? >> jimmy: yeah. >> tracy walter. tracy's in there. yeah, tracy's in there. say, you look like a mushroom. [ light laughter ] i got to tell you what to write?
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>> jimmy: yeah. that's perfect. i signed it, yeah. george clooney. >> very nice. that's a lot better. >> jimmy: so worth a lot more. yeah. much better. >> yeah, yeah. >> jimmy: congrats on the show. now, "it's always sunny in philadelphia." >> yeah. >> jimmy: what are we on, the 11th season? [ cheers and applause ] it is a major hit. >> thank you. >> jimmy: congratulations. you're fantastic in it. >> thank you. >> jimmy: how is charlie day doing? >> oh, charlie's the best, man. >> jimmy: love the whole cast. >> charlie and rob, and glenn, and kaitlin everybody is like, just family. >> jimmy: and you won a a people's choice award this year. >> we did. you did too! >> jimmy: congratulations. yeah. [ cheers and applause ] well deserved. >> really funny because, you know, 11 years. we never get anything. we don't win any awards. it's cool because the bar is the bar. and it's like, you know, we won a people's choice award. you know how i found out about it? the next day. rob mcelhenney tweeted about it. he said, we won a people's choice award. nobody invited us. nobody told us. [ laughter and applause ] and i said, they're trying to
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>> jimmy: you could have been asked to be in, it would have been fun. did you go? >> jimmy: no, i didn't go either. >> no. >> jimmy: i didn't know, either. they let me know. >> but johnny depp went. [ light laughter ] i could have met johnny depp. >> jimmy: yeah, me, too. i'd love to meet him. let's have a race who can meet him first. >> okay, what time is it? [ laughter ] >> jimmy: no, no. >> oh, you mean, not right now? >> jimmy: yeah, yeah, not right now. >> what are we gonna do? we're going to play games, but we're not going to meet johnny depp. >> jimmy: i'm going to play a a game if you don't mind playing a game. >> no, i want to play the game. >> jimmy: every time you come on, you're always game. and you always do something fun >> yeah. >> jimmy: tonight, i want to play charades. >> yeah, man. >> jimmy: this is a good one. >> let's play charades. >> jimmy: let's do it. [ cheers and applause ] i should show a clip. >> you show -- oh, you show a a clip of the show? >> jimmy: i show a clip of "it's always sunny." >> oh, ok. show it from the show. >> jimmy: cause you're always doing something crazy, by the way. they always make you do something nuts. >> this is like, uh -- >> jimmy: in this one you, tell you what it is. >> yeah, we'll look at it. we'll look at it. we can you see it. >> jimmy: it's very, very funny. here
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philadelphia." watch this. >> oh [ bleep ] man, are you okay? >> and who might you be? >> what? >> uh-oh. he's finally lost it. should we toss him in a home? >> yeah. >> i'll get the car. >> no, no, no, guys, guys. frank fell out my window. we had our like, fire escape taken off. and dude, you must have hit your head real hard. >> look, you seem like a really nice kid. but my head is fine. >> oh [ bleep ]! >> oh, my god! that's horrific. >> oh, i see skull! >> okay, frank. what day is it? >> wednesday. >> wrong. it's tuesday. >> is it? actually, no, it's wednesday. he's right. >> did i lose a day? >> yeah. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: do you want to play charades? >> yeah. >> jimmy: let's do it. danny devito and i are playing charades when we get back. stick around everybody. [ cheers and applause ] laundry can wreak havoc on our clothes, ruining them forever. sweaters stretch into muumuus. and pilled cardigans become pets. but it's not you, it's the laundry. protect your clothes from
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[ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: welcome back, everybody. i'm here with my pal danny devito. [ cheers and applause ] my man. "always sunny in philadelphia." >> danny: oh yeah. >> jimmy: we're going to play a a game of charades, but first, we're going to need partners. joining danny's team, she's a a reality tv star, best-selling author, host of the new talk
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khloe," give it up for khloe kardashian! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: double kiss, the way to go. joining my team, he stars on the hit amc series "the walking dead" you can also see him in the new movie "triple 9" which is in theaters february 26th. put your hands together for norman reedus! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: khloe, you want to double kiss? >> ooh, yeah. >> all right. >> jimmy: all right, now, we know how to play charades. each player gets a turn giving silent clues to their teammate. we got 45 seconds on the clock. we're going to do four rounds worth one point each. fifth round is a charades
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each team gets the same clue to give at the same time. whoever guesses it first gets two points and wins the game, and you get a t-shirt. >> danny: nice. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: danny, why don't you start us off? >> danny: all right, here we go. >> jimmy: you can grab any number. >> danny: grab any number i want? >> jimmy: the audience want to help out? >> danny: which number should i grab? [ audience shouting ] okay. >> oh, double look. >> jimmy: double kiss, you got the double look. here we go. >> song. [ laughter ] dancing. dancing. skipping. breaking. [ laughter ] jumping jacks. >> jimmy: i think i know what this is. >> danny: yeah. >> shut up. you're not on my team. [ laughter ] dancing. cha-cha. salsa. what is this? [ light laughter ] tambourine. >> jimmy: hmm -- >> ah! i don't know what the hell that means!
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oh, my gosh. >> jimmy: what's it look like? >> dancing. >> jimmy: you go to a game, you might see -- >> jumping jacks, cheerleading. [ cheers and applause ] cheerleader? [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: what in the what? you made her work for that one, man. >> listen -- >> jimmy: he made her work for that one. >> we have 45 seconds for a a reason, buddy. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: here we go. congrats. norman, you're up, buddy. you want me to go first? >> you go first. >> jimmy: here we go. that was good. come on. danny devito. what number? [ audience shouting ] [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: okay. okay. okay, ready? here we go. >> song. two words. [ light laughter ] dancing. [ laughter ]
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>> urban. >> no. first word. [ light laughter ] shocking? shock. [ light laughter ] electric -- slide. >> jimmy: yes! you can feel it. it's electric. i know how to do it. i needed some music. i'm sorry. thank you, buddy. >> wow. >> jimmy: okay, khloe. [ cheers and applause ] >> first of all, first time playing charades, let me just say. >> jimmy: oh, really? >> danny: okay. [ light laughter ] >> you're on my team, first of all. you're on my team. >> danny: all right. >> i'm doing to do lucky number seven. >> jimmy: here we go. [ light laughter ] >> oh, geez. okay. [ light laughter ] i said that with confidence. >> danny: yes, she did. tv. okay.
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a game. it can't be happy that -- >> danny: one word. one word. seinfeld? [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: i know. >> how do you know? >> jimmy: i know. [ laughter ] i think a lot of people know. yeah. do it again. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] okay. oh, i know what this is. >> danny: okay, sexy. [ laughter ] okay. go ahead. >> oh. part of -- >> danny: yeah? whatever that means. [ buzzer ] >> jimmy: baywatch. pamela anderson running slow motion. >> i was trying to run with big boobs, slow motion. >> jimmy: that was good. >> danny: baywatch. [ cheers and applause ]
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that's good. here we go. here we go. [ audience shouting ] here we go. i'm ready. here we go. >> okay. wow. >> jimmy: we can do it, buddy. it's a movie. yup. love movies. two words, yep. the titanic. [ light laughter ] second word. me. man. boom, man. oh, something men. sounds like a denzel washington movie. always inside man or something. first word. [ light laughter ] ant-man! >> yes. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: ant-man. all right, now, this is the crazy round. all right. >> okay. >> jimmy: this is when me and you give clues to our partners. >> okay. >> jimmy: whoever gets this wins everything. >> okay.
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points. >> holy [ bleep ]. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: we have never done this on the show before. >> all right, all right. >> jimmy: this is very rare when we do this. >> okay. >> jimmy: which number? [ audience screaming ] number two. there you go. okay. [ light laughter ] you know? [ light laughter ] ready for this? okay, ready? all right. >> song? >> jimmy: yeah. [ light laughter ] >> digging. >> shovel. >> gold. digging for gold. [ light laughter ] gold mine. >> digging for diamonds. >> gold-digger. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: it's your brother-in-law's song! >> i don't work well under
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[ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: our next guest is a a member of one of the most famous families in america. she has a new book out called "strong looks better naked." >> audience: woo! and starting next week -- watch it buddy. [ laughter ] next week you can see her hosting her very own talk show "kocktails with khloe" wednesday nights at 10:00 p.m. on fyi. please welcome to the show khloe kardashian, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: welcome to the show. >> hello. >> jimmy: you look great, but your brother-in-law is going to
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>> i don't work well under pressure, apparently. >> you know. come on. >> it's that -- that sold me. >> jimmy: that's what sold you. >> yeah. he's a good actor. >> jimmy: speaking of kanye, he actually shouted us out in his latest song. the roots and i. >> yeah. how do you feel about that? >> jimmy: yeah. pretty cool, man. gives me a lot of street cred. >> yeah. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: yeah, i walk around with a boombox cranking it. that's right, yeah. >> he shouted you out. >> jimmy: yeah he did. that was cool of him. he just released his songs now. this is for swish or we're not sure if it's for swish. >> well he has so many dope songs that he's just, you know, shelling them out for free all of a sudden. >> jimmy: throwing them out. >> he is. >> jimmy: do you hear them before he releases them? >> yes. he has a studio in his house, and we live about five minutes away from each other. and we go to a studio and we hear his album. i love that he takes all our criticism or our compliments seriously and he really wants our opinions.
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so we hear it all. i love his music. his album is going to be so insane. >> jimmy: really? >> yeah, i think he's releasing a new song every friday? >> jimmy: he does something different all the time. >> yeah. he's ahead of his time. >> jimmy: he really is. >> i love the guy. yeezy for president, people. [ cheers ] >> jimmy: yeah, be careful now. yeah. we have time. we have time. let's talk about your book here. this is great. "strong looks better naked." [ cheers ] and nice, yeah. now you can do it. [ laughter ] yeah. it's a great book. i read it. yeah. >> thank you. you looked through or read it. >> jimmy: i -- read it. [ light laughter ] well, i read -- >> it's motivating. >> jimmy: it's very motivating. very motivational. one thing i took from it -- a a lot of things i took from it. but, one is water. drink lots of water. >> drink lots of water, yeah. drink your water and mind your business today. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: here's what i like. you have this right here, right? and then if you want to stay motivated, you buy the book, right?
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the book. right? >> this is for all my men. >> jimmy: yeah, i'm going to put this right above the treadmill. my wife is going to love this. >> yay. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: and then -- yeah, that's motivational right there. yeah, absolutely. [ laughter ] absolutely. but congrats on the book. what made you want to do this? because everyone is asking you? >> yeah, i mean, i have been on a wait loss journey for quite some time, but it started really organically, it was more of a stress reliever. i needed to relieve stress and go to the gym. as a by-product, i started losing weight. who doesn't like that? >> jimmy: if you go to the gym, what's the first thing you go do? what is the people say i can lose calories? do you do legs, weights? >> i'm a leg and ass girl, but i incorporate that. >> jimmy: me too. me too. me too, yeah. [ cheers and applause ] >> yeah. go, sister. >> jimmy: absolutely. >> but i do that with the stairs. you get cardio and it's like doing lunges and squats. i love to do the stairs at the gym. and i willurn on tv. >> jimmy: you love doing the stairs? >> i love it. i turn on the tv and i'm like watching a tv show that i get lost in.
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>> and i'm dripping wet, and i love soul cycle, all those spin classes. >> jimmy: spin classes. yeah, you sweat a lot. >> i'm singing in those classes. someone moved a bike from me because i was singing beyonce so loud. they were annoyed with me so they got off the bike. >> jimmy: oh my gosh. >> but it's fun. >> jimmy: is this what happens on your talk show? "kocktails with khloe," is this a drinking show? what is this show? >> it's a drinking show, i would say. [ light laughter ] it's basically like playing charades drunk. >> jimmy: yeah. >> that's what we're going do do. >> jimmy: that's what i do every other week. fantastic. [ light laughter ] our pal andy cohen has a show, and he has drinks with his celebrities. he tells me sometimes it gets crazy. >> yeah. >> jimmy: has it ever gotten crazy with you? >> i did a test show the other day, and my mom and my best friend from the test show. my mom got so hammered. i was so pissed at the same time. i'm like, dude, it's my first time. reel it in a little bit. >> jimmy: kris got wasted? >> and she would not -- she was drinking vodka straight, which i did not know. >> jimmy: oh, no! [ laughter ] >> i was like, what are you guys feeding her? >> jimmy: that doesn't end well. >> no.
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well. [ laughter ] you know what. someone in. >> jimmy: yeah. will that air? or was it just a test? taped it and recorded it. we're going to be editing it, but that woman was a [ laughter ] >> jimmy: a slob-kabob. >> slob-kabob. you should feel it. >> jimmy: how long is this show? >> an hour every wednesday night. 10:00 p.m. night. how many episodes are you doing? >> just eight. just a little taste for now. >> jimmy: just eight? i'm a newbie. >> jimmy: well, not every night of the week. >> i don't know who takes on that commitment. >> jimmy: only a moron would do that. [ laughter ] >> i'm not taking on that commitment. >> jimmy: well, i cannot wait to watch it. congrats on everything. this is good. people, you should check out the book. it's really fun. >> thank you. >> jimmy: thank you so much for coming on. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: khloe kardashian, everybody. be sure to check out "kocktails with khloe" on fyi at 10:00 p.m. starting wednesday, january 20th. we'll be right back with music from colin hay, everybody. come on back.
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rin the middle of a time when senior povertyt is increasing. republicans and some democratsp for cutting cost-of-living adjustments for social security. we said, "it will be
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if you cut social security." as president, i will do everything i can to extend the solvency of social security and expand benefits for people who desperately need them. i'm bernie sanders,
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[ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: oh, i'm excited about this. our next guest is a talented, talented musician and lead vocalist of the grammy-winning multiplatinum band, men at work. his 12th solo album "next year people" is out now. performing his classic "overkill," with a little help from the roots, please welcome colin hay. [ cheers and applause ] i can't get to sleep i think about the implications of diving in too deep and possibly the complications
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i know will be all right perhaps it's just imagination day after day reappears night after night my heartbeat shows the fears ghosts appear and fade away alone between the sheets only brings exasperation it's time to walk the streets smell the desperation at least there's pretty lights and though there's little variation
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from overkill day after day reappears night after night my heartbeat shows the fears ghosts appear
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i can't get to sleep i think about the implications of diving in too deep and possibly the complications especially at night i worry over situations that i know will be all right it's just overkill day after day reappears night after night
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ghosts appear and fade away ghosts appear and fade away ghosts appear and fade away [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: oh! oh, come on. that was the best. >> thank you. >> jimmy: you're fantastic, man. i'm a giant fan. colin hay, everybody. catch him on tour now. do a little something for us also on the web. thanks to danny devito, everybody, khloe kardashian, norman reedus, colin hay, and the roots right there. [ cheers and applause ] stay tuned for "late night with seth meyers," thank you for watching. have a great night. i hope to see you tomorrow, bye-bye, everybody.
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