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roots crew. >> questlove: miley! >> steve: and now, here he is, jimmy fallon! ? ? [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: oh, welcome, everybody. welcome! [ cheers and applause ] welcome, welcome, welcome. thank you so much for being here. welcome to "the tonight show." this is it. thank you very much for being here. [ cheers and applause ] hot crowd. here's what people are talking about. big election news today. for the first time ever, donald trump admitted that president obama was born in the united states.
>> yeah! >> jimmy: trump said," it's true, obama was born in hawaii in 1961, exactly eight years before the u.s. faked the moon landing." [ laughter and applause ] it's true. that's what people are saying. get this, trump is now even claiming that it was hillary clinton who started the rumor that obama wasn't born in the u.s. [ laughter ] when asked why hillary would do that, trump was like, "who knows? i mean, this is a woman who wants to build a big wall with mexico." [ laughter ] so, i mean, i don't know. e ask her. [ applause ] did you see this? more naked donald trump statues appeared this week -- [ laughter ] -- in new jersey by the holland tunnel and on top of a a billboard in miami. it seems like these naked trump statues keep appearing everywhere. so we decided to ask some new yorkers how they feel about it. this first person said, "i think it's in poor taste and promotes immaturity." [ light laughter ] this next person said, "i think it is interesting. it brings some levity to an otherwise nasty election."
"yuck, swipe left." [ laughter and applause ] come on, hey. come on. i saw that hillary clinton made her return to the campaign trail yesterday in north carolina, and walked out to the song "i feel good." [ light laughter ] then she saw the latest poll numbers and this started playing -- ? oh freak out freak out ? [ light laughter ] she was doing that -- i know what dance that -- ? oh freak out ? ? [ cheers ] i don't know what that is. that is not a dance move at all. it's sad. it's sad. that's me at a wedding, yeah. [ light laughter ] everyone's talking about the launch of apple's new iphone 7 today. and this is cool. they also designed a new apple watch with nike. yeah. it actually can tell you if your friends are ahead of you during a run. [ light laughter ] we talked to a few runners who tried out the feature, and here's what they had to say.
a mile ahead of me. so, i went faster to catch up with her." [ light laughter ] then this runner said, "i love this feature. it told me my co-worker kevin was half a mile behind me. so i went faster to avoid him catching up with me." [ cheers and applause ] "stop, stop!" and get this, apparently "pokemon go" is coming to the apple watch. [ cheers ] to get it you just have to set your watch back two months to when everyone was still playing "pokemon go." [ laughter ] it's that easy. it's that sy it's that simple. >> steve: wow. >> jimmy: some more tech news. robotics experts say that by 2050 people will be dating robots. >> woo! [ laughter ] >> jimmy: they warn that sex with them could be addictive. [ light laughter ] when asked what could stop people from having sex with robots, experts said, "marrying them." [ laughter ] [ audience ohs ] >> steve: that got a boo.
>> jimmy: it's all right. you can boo, you can boo, that's fine. >> steve: hey, it's america, man. >> jimmy: you guys, sometimes it feels like there's nothing but bad news out there. do you agree with me? >> audience: yeah! >> jimmy: well, we here at "the tonight show" decided to do something about that. so we asked real local news anchors from all around the country to read stories that we wish were true. stories that make us feel happy. i'll show you what i mean in tonight's installment of "i've got good news and good news." [ cheers and applause ] ? i've got good news i've got good news ? ? >> this morning it was revealed that this whole presidential election is a result of a a clerical error. the real election is actually between adele and dwayne "the rock" johnson. [ cheers ] so, whoever you vote for, it's a win-win. >> it's been reported there was a bug in the latest itunes update. but it was a lady bug. and everyone knows, they bring good luck. [ light laughter ] >> this just in, your borat impression is suddenly really,
people can't get enough of it. especially my wife. [ light laughter ] >> a new study found that baby bunnies can think. and what they're thinking is, "i love you." [ audience aws ] >> this just in, a top record executive got your friend's iphone recording of you singing "sweet child o' mine" at karaoke last night. and he wants to sign you to a a multimillion-dollar, three-album deal. you made it, kid. you're famous. >> breaking news, i found your keys. you left them on the counter at the drugstore. your house tonight along with a a delicious pizza. [ light laughter ] >> in weather, there's 100% chance of thundershowers tomorrow afternoon. and don't forget your umbrella. get caught in the downpour, you'll seek shelter in the doorway of an old church, where the girl you have a crush on will also be waiting out the storm. as the rain drips down her face, you'll say, "this is crazy. what are we doing?" and before you can finish, she'll kiss you. and it will be just as good as you always imagined it. [ cheers and applause ]
we have a great show tonight. give it up for the roots! ? ? [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thank you very much. come back again next week. on monday night, democratic presidential nominee hillary clinton will be here! [ cheers and applause ] plus, terry crews and music from ariana grande! [ cheers and applause ] then later next week, mark wahlberg, sofia vergara, kelly ripa, hugh jackman, will all be joining us. [ cheers and applause ] it's a great week for "the tonight show." >> steve: oh, man. >> jimmy: but first, we have a a great show tonight. she is a grammy-nominated artist, and the newest addition to nbc's hit show "the voice." the multitalented miley cyrus
>> steve: miley! >> jimmy: it is all miley, all night. we are going to play a big game of phone booth with a bunch of fun guests, surprise guests. and we're going to hear all about the upcoming season of "the voice." then miley and the roots are going to close the show with a a very special performance. you do not want to miss it. [ cheers and applause ] she is great. isn't she fantastic? >> questlove: yeah, man. >> jimmy: she is one -- one of those talented people. she can sing, she can dance, e and she is just on top of everything, so professional. just awesome. she's been around all day and we love her. guys, today is friday. that's usually when i catch up with some personal stuff. you know, i check my inbox, return some e-mails, and, of course, send out thank you notes. and i was just running a bit -- [ cheers and applause ] -- behind. do you guys mind? can i write out some thank you notes right now? is that okay? [ cheers ] i appreciate it. i would really -- this is awesome. i really appreciate it. james, can i get some thank you note writing music, please? ?
>> steve: that's robot james. >> jimmy: he's hiding something. [ light laughter ] ? thank you, "playboy," for announcing that your sales have gone up ever since you stopped showing nude photos. so in other words, no nudes is good news. [ laughter and applause ] >> steve: no nudes is good news? >> jimmy: yeah, yeah -- ? thank you, soy sauce, or should i say, i am sauce. [ laughter and applause ] ? >> steve: hey! and accepting the award -- ? lifetime achievement for jokes, james thomas fallon. ? [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: i am -- i am sauce.
[ light laughter ] ? thank you, the pittsburgh steelers, for giving pope francis a football this week. or as the pope put it, "thanks, but i'm a saints fan." [ audience aws ] obvious, right? >> steve: he loves the saints. >> jimmy: kind of obvious. >> steve: come on, he's the pope. >> jimmy: come on. >> steve: for goodness sake. [ light laughter ] ? >> jimmy: thank you, "bridgette jones' baby," a a movie about a woman who doesn't know which man is the fa o basically being an episode of "maury" with a british accents. [ laughter and applause ] "you are not the father." >> steve: maury? ? >> jimmy: thank you, "fifty shades darker," for sounding less like a movie sequel and more like the setting on donald trump's tanning bed. [ audience ohs ] "all right, a little bit darker. fifty shades."
? [ light laughter ] -- for having a hint of flavor. [ light laughter ] but i would rather have a hint of how i'm supposed to pronounce "la croix." [ laughter ] >> steve: croix? i say la croy. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: what? >> steve: porquoi? >> jimmy: la croix? le blanc? >> steve: le bleu. >> jimmy: le bleu blanc? >> steve: le bleu blanc blay. >> jimmy: croissant? >> steve: merci. [ laughter ] >> vive la france. >> jimmy: what is it? >> go france. >> jimmy: go france. [ light laughter ] >> steve: go france? >> jimmy: yeah, go france. what is it then, if you're from france, is it la croix? >> la croix. >> jimmy: la croix. >> steve: yeah, but i don't live in france. it's la croy to me. [ light laughter ] [ talking over each other ] >> jimmy: you're from des moi. >> steve: i'm from de -- [ laughter ] >> jimmy: idaho. you're from des moi.
? thank you, warm weather here in new york, for letting me play my favorite game, "gross leak from an air conditioner or bird poop?" [ laughter and applause ] it's like, what was that? >> steve: oh, good it's clear. >> jimmy: oh good. >> steve: the bird was very sick. [ light laughter ] ? >> jimmy: thank you, the i.n.g. logo, for being one k away from "lion king." there you guys have it, right there. [ applause ] those are my thank you notes. miley s stick around, y'all! [ cheers and applause ] ? ? put these on. okay. alright, here goes nothing. um, oh. oh, whoa. oh that is amazing. (crying) ? your own backyard ? (yelling with excitement)
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tonight is, a music industry superstar. an incredibly talented singer, songwriter, and actor. [ jimmy echoing ] and she is joining "the voice" this season as a coach, give it up for miley cyrus! >> jimmy: oh! [ cheers and applause ] ? >> happy to see you. >> steve: holla! oh, my goodness. okay guys. [ cheers and applause ] miley cyrus. >> steve: get in your booth. get in your booth. because the rules of this game are simple. when you got a question wrong, a stranger, from the mystery bench, gets shoved into your booth. >> i couldn't hear you. sorry. [ laughter ] >> steve: the rules of the game are simple. >> i shouldn't have shut the door. >> jimmy: yeah, soundproof booth. >> steve: oh my god, is it really? >> jimmy: yeah. >> steve: we gotta start all over. the rules of this game are simple. if you get a question wrong, you get a stranger from the
>> okay. >> steve: are you ready? >> jimmy: yeah. >> steve: first question's for miley. >> great. [ phone ringing ] >> hello? >> steve: hello, miley. >> hello? >> steve: hello, miley, can you hear me? >> hey, how is it going? >> steve: miley, i have a a question for you. >> uh-oh, okay. >> steve: are you ready? >> kind of. [ laughter ] >> steve: name -- i don't know if you will get this question right. name three states in the united states where it is legal to smoke marijuana >> colorado, california -- isn't new york now? is it legal? >> steve: not yet. >> [ bleep ], i'm in trouble. [ laughter and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: hey, hey! >> steve: hey-oh! >> hey! >> jimmy: hang up the phone! that is an obscene phone caller! don't call her back! >> i mean shoot, i'm in trouble. >> steve: all right, you got it wrong. >> am i more in trouble for saying -- [ buzzer ] okay bye. [ laughter ] >> steve: joining miley's
>> no, no, no! >> steve: -- and his mexican redlight tarantula! [ cheers and applause ] how are you bill? come on in. >> come on in. >> steve: enjoy yourself. >> come on in. i love animals. >> steve: careful, i saw a a longshoreman blushing from that mouth. >> jimmy: mexican redlight tarantula! oh! [ cheers and applause ] oh, my god! oh, my god. >> steve: oh, all right. >> jimmy: i'm so happy. >> steve: next question for jimmy. >> jimmy: all right. higgins. [ phone ringing ] >> steve: hello. >> jimmy: no, i say hello first. >> steve: okay go ahead, say hello. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: hello. >> steve: hello? can you hear me? >> jimmy: yes. >> steve: is this jimmy? >> jimmy: yes. >> steve: i have a question for you. >> jimmy: give it to me. >> steve: name two of the four spices in a pumpkin spice latte.
two of the four. >> jimmy: allspice and nutmeg. >> steve: oh! [ buzzer ] the correct answer is cinnamon, nutmeg, ginger, and clove. ah -- >> steve: also the lineup at a a strip club. [ laughter ] joining jimmy's booth is nba all-star and center for the brooklyn nets, make some room for brook lopez! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: yeah! >> how are you? >> jimmy: come on man -- >> i wanted to go in miley's booth. >> jimmy: i know, you want to go with miley but no, you can't. >> steve: you can't go into miley's booth. there you go. >> this is so much worse. >> jimmy: this is so much better. come on, dude. this is, come on. this is good. i know you wanted to go to miley's booth. this is perfect. >> steve: next question. next question is for miley. [ phone ringing ] >> uh-oh. yeah, hello? >> steve: miley, steve. >> what's going on, steve? >> steve: hey, how's it going? i have a question for you. >> i am playing with a a tarantula. >> steve: oh, really? [ laughter ]
with this one. i am a vegan. i love all animals. [ cheers and applause ] >> steve: miley, what is the largest muscle in the human body? don't be dirty. [ light laughter ] >> wait, wait, wait. >> steve: largest muscle. in the human body. >> no. >> steve: he can help you. >> no. >> jimmy: don't ask my booth! [ laughter ] >> that's what i was thinking. wait no, skin! wait -- [ laughter ] no, wait what did you say? >> steve: skin is not a muscle. maximus -- >> [ bleep ] >> steve: -- or the butt. >> oh [ bleep ]! >> jimmy: miley, stop saying that! >> steve: oh! [ laughter and applause ] joining miley's booth is the winner of the best freestyle beard in the 2016 national beard and mustache championship, say hello to garey faulkner. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: that's two tarantulas.
>> steve: he's got one in his beard. all right, i'm going to call jimmy. cause this next question -- [ cheers and applause ] oh! >> jimmy: oh. oh, my gosh. oh, my gosh. don't move! higgins go. >> steve: i'm dialing. [ phone ringning ] >> jimmy: oh, hello. hello? >> steve: oh hello, jimmy. >> jimmy: yes. >> steve: i have a question for you. >> jimmy: thank you, buddy. >> steve: how many zeros are there in one trillion? one trillion? >> jimmy: you went to stanford. you went to a good school. [ laughter ] >> 11. no, no, no. 14. >> jimmy: give me 11 or 14. the answer's 14. >> and that answer is wrong. it's 12! [ buzzer ] [ laughter ] >> steve: joining jimmy's booth is 2016, classic body building champ, please welcome kai greene!
oh, my gosh. how are you? come on in! hop in. >> we're good. >> steve: theres plenty of room. try to get your muscle in there. i guess it is the gluteus maximus. >> jimmy: okay, very good, okay. >> sorry. [ laughter ] >> oh, the phone is off the hook. >> steve: oh my gosh, you know what that sound means? we all know what that sound means. it's time for the final call. >> okay. >> steve: the winner of this next question gets to shove everyone else from the mystery bench into their opponent's booth. let's bring everybody out from the mystery bench, shall we. first he's the star of the hit 1982 film," e.t." please welcome e.t.!
show, toruk the first flight, a a na'vi! [ cheers and applause ] and from rate here in new york city, it is times square elmo! >> jimmy: oh, my gosh. [ cheers and applause ] >> steve: and the final, and the final question, is for miley cyrus. >> no. >> you got this. >> all right, all right. help me this time. [ phone ringing ] >> steve: miley? >> hello? hello? >> steve: the final question is. >> okay. >> steve: what is the most common word in the english language? what is the most common word? >> jimmy: it's definitely not -- >> i was thinking -- [ laughter ] >> steve: it's definitely not what? >> jimmy: nevermind. >> steve: a swear word? >> like? >> steve: what? >> "like," like, i don't know, like i got to go to like the store.
like the mall. >> steve: is "like" your final answer? >> wait in the world, or america? what did you say? world, america, tell us. >> steve: in the entire english language? >> oh come, okay. >> steve: what is the most common word? the most common word? >> jimmy: hurry up! >> the? the! it's the! the! >> steve: is that your final answer? that is correct! >> yay! ? [ cheers and applause ] >> steve: come on in everybody! come on, let's get in that booth. e.t. hop in, na'vi, elmo, come on. gonna get all -- you got it. >> oh, no. [ laughter and applause ] ? >> jimmy: our thanks, to bill corritore, brook lopez, garey faulkner, kai greene, cirque du soleil, e.t., and time square elmo. more with miley cyrus after the break, stick around everybody! ?
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? [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: we are joined right now by an extraordinarily talented singer, songwriter, and actress. on m blake shelton, adam levine and alicia keys as a coach of the brand new season of nbc's "the voice." ladies and gentlemen, once again, miley cyrus! ? [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: i've always loved your fashion.
>> thank you. >> jimmy: thank you for coming back on the show, and thank you for playing the game. is that a purse or a phone? what is that? >> it is. it actually does work, and i'm not sure of the number. but, later i'll have to put in your phone, and you're gonna have to call me. >> jimmy: oh, my! >> "sh'ello." this is what we should have used for the phone booth. i should have given you a a little purse. >> jimmy: yeah, of course. >> next round, next round. >> jimmy: i'm so happy that you got the tarantula because i would have been crying. um, i want to talk about "the voice." i also want to talk about this new amazon series, called "crisis in six scenes." >> yes. >> jimmy: this is writan woody allen. >> yeah. >> jimmy: congratulations, that is so much fun. >> thank you so much. you know, it was really weird because i just recently moved when they brought me this opportunity, and i have two pigs, four cats, seven dogs. and, so i didn't really want to leave home. because, you know, me leaving it's like, "somebody's got to feed the pigs." [ laughter ] >> jimmy: yeah, exactly, yeah. >> so, i want to be -- i want to be at home. and so, i kind of went there with the idea of not really feeling like this is something i could see myself doing, but i
i wanted him to know i want to do something in the future. and then, i read the script, and the script is what made me do it. i didn't really even get blindsided by the fact it's him. and it's something i think, too, just because he is acting in it. it was really important for me, too. it's just not even getting to work with him as a writer, or director, but getting to star along with him, was something that was really incredible. and the script was just so me. i don't feel -- i think everyone wants me to say i really had to dig deep and go method, but i'm playing a 60s revolutionary, which i like to think of myself as 2016 revolutionary activist, >> jimmy: absolutely, sure, yeah. well, it's set in the '60s or end of the '60s? >> yeah. >> jimmy: and elaine may is in it as well? >> yes, and she is -- >> jimmy: i love elaine may. >> until my last day i didn't work with any wonder the age of 80. >> jimmy: yeah. >> and i already talk really loud. and so, woody is the only person who goes, "what? huh?" when i am talking. i am the loudest person. never shut up. he asked me, "what?" and "huh?" and i think that -- i don't know if he's ever met anyone that owns a pig before. that was -- out of everything,
freaked out the most. >> that's the one that he just got stuck on every day for a a two-month shoot. he'd be like, "can i see another picture of the pig?" [ laughter ] yeah. >> jimmy: yeah, he's that type of guy to do that. yeah, my parents speak in, "huh, what?" that's how they talk, yeah. >> yeah, "huh? what?" >> jimmy: "huh?" "it's jimmy." "huh, what, huh?" they don't hear each other. it's just the word. >> being in a scene with two people that don't hear each other either. >> jimmy: that's fantastic. >> it was great. >> jimmy: yeah, exactly, yeah. it premieres september 30th on amazon prime video. i also want to mention, the happyhippies.org. >> jimmy: oh, please. you do great stuff. can you explain what you do on it? >> actually it is suicide prevention awareness month. and, so, something that's been really important to us this month is bringing awareness to that, bringing relief. giving kids a place to talk to, giving them to some one that can feel like they can be their friend and understand them. and we've heard so many success stories. so, if any one goes to the website right now, they'll find a list off amazing resources and partners that we have. that are there for kind of -- it's a really incredible, like, suicide hotline and you can also just text because it's so
afraid to call and to say it out loud, you know. but just, we're always on our phones anyways, so to have someone that you can have there to let them know how you feel and to get encouragement back is really incredible. and, we have seen it really working, and, been really powerful. >> jimmy: that's great that you do that. that's fantastic that you're doing that. >> thank you. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: people can get down. people can get down and depressed, and it's just, like, you don't know what to do. so, you do know where to turn. >> yeah, and i had a close relationship to this, myself, and tori and so, it's just been really important for me to make this another part of happy hippies mission because i want people to know how valuable they are, how valuable their life is. no matter what, their friend, parents, community may say about them. how important every single person is. >> jimmy: well, i should say about -- yeah, absolutely. [ cheers and applause ] >> thanks. >> jimmy: and one of the things that i love about you, besides being talented is that you're very -- you're very fun. and you have -- you have a a great energy. and you're always smiling and
people are just talking about you or whatever they're doing. >> yes. >> jimmy: and they go, "don't do the tongue thing!" and you go "yeah, whatever." yeah, yeah, yeah. [ laughter ] you just want -- >> i don't do it. so, now, i don't want to do it, and all they want me to do is do the tounge. "come on! do the tongue thing!" >> jimmy: "come on! that's your thing!" >> "we hired you! you're miley cyrus do the tongue thing!" >> jimmy: "you have to do the tounge thing!" >> we need that! it's our commercial -- get you" -- i'm like, "okay." >> jimmy: yeah, so -- >> so, it's now reversed. >> jimmy: yeah, now you're -- "now i don't feel like doing the tounge." >> but now, it's pretty easy. i just show up and go -- and leave. [ laughter ] about you taking care of yourself and yoga because this is something -- i, saw photo that you posted. this is you doing yoga, and this not doctored at all. this is an actual thing. how in the world -- wait i don't understand it kind of. is that real? [ laughter ] >> that is real. and i think, emu, my dog in the corner has the same reaction. [ laughter ] the caption is actually, "emu is, like 'wtf?'" >> jimmy: also, look at emu's legs from back here. he is doing some yoga pose. [ laughter ] that's impossible.
is that something other humans can do or you're just crazy? >> other humans can do it. it does take a lot of training. the thing about ashtanga yoga. >> jimmy: a-shana? >> ashtanga. >> jimmy: ashtanga. >> it means "eight limbs." >> sometimes it cam be really uninspiring because the teacher will say, "oh, don't worry. that's just gonna take you ten years." and you're like, "wait. what? i have to do this practice?" they loop you more than anything else in the world. you have to do this practice for, like, three years to be able to do it. but, i could show you a little bit if you want to try. [ cheers ] >> jimmy: we'll look back on this in ten years. when i'm just, like, chillin' miley cyrus. how are you doing? just doing my ashtanga." now, what is it called again? >> ashtanga. >> jimmy: ashtanga, good. yeah, all right. want to give me a little lesson? >> okay, so, i'm in a skirt, but i'll give you a mini lesson. [ cheers ] >> jimmy: so, should i take my jacket off? >> okay. it's gonna be really, really hard. >> jimmy: okay, great. >> i'm just gonna show you a a little bit because nothing you haven't seen, but i'm just gonna -- we're on air. all right. put your hand on the ground like this. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: okay. >> and you are going to have to bend over. >> jimmy: already? >> put your hands on the ground if you can reach. bend your knees.
>> okay, there you go. now, take your feet, and take them on each side of your hands. yeah, and now -- >> jimmy: nothing you haven't seen before, folks. [ laughter ] >> and now, put your hand behind you. flip them like this. flip them and reverse it. and, now sit down. >> jimmy: no. [ laughter ] >> and now, sit your legs straight out. >> jimmy: no, i can't sit down. >> okay, well, that's that. [ laughter ] that's the end of that. >> jimmy: well, what if i -- well, what if i -- can i start here? >> well, you have to get your arms underneath. >> jimmy: i know. buey [ laughter ] i mean, this is like -- >> pretty close. >> jimmy: is this ashtanga? >> that works. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: i feel good. i feel great. i feel real good. >> namaste. it looked really good. >> jimmy: yeah, as you can see, it's so relaxing. you have no idea. [ laughter ] >> you look really relaxed. >> jimmy: well, in ten years you went recognize me. [ laughter ] i'll be limping around. you guys, more with miley cyrus when we come back! i can't.
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>> jimmy: welcome back, everybody! we are hanging out with miley cyrus. beautiful cover, by the way right there. you're looking gorgeous. >> thank you. >> jimmy: now, you are a new -- you are a new coach on, "the voice." >> yeah. >> jimmy: well, this is exciting for me because i think you're gonna be a great coach. >> thank you. >> jimmy: did you watch the show ever and go, "i can do that?" >> i didn't. i've actually, i have never seen the show, and i have never seen my own episodes either. >> because, you know, i am busy doing this for ten years. so i don't -- i don't watch too much tv. and -- >> jimmy: also, your episodes haven't aired, yet, right? >> well, i will also say, there's been one. >> jimmy: oh, that's right. >> there was a sneak peek, if anyone caught it after the olympics. >> jimmy: i did see that. >> there was a big, like, all of the coaches that have big performance together, which is really cool. but, what made do it was i went there to mentor because i am close to pharrell, and he had always loved the experience. and he's someone, he's like me. he wouldn't say it if he didn't mean it, you know? and he really loves -- >> jimmy: he has a great energy. >> he is amazing.
you gonna really not be told by producers and directors to what do. none of that. you know if i am saying it, i mean it too. there is nothing abut it that is fake. and our relationships we have with our artists what you see is only this much of, of what we share with them. i wish everyone could be there and see how much these people grow. so much. you don't get to seep their journey the way that we do. it is so, i am so inspired by my team. i can't wait for everybody to meet them! >> jimmy: yeah, exactly. and christina won last year. so we need another win for the ladies. >> yeah, we do. >> jimmy: we do. and i think you are going to be wonderful. >> if you say it enough. it will happen. i have got so many incredible artists on my team that i feel like, i could win. but with all of, it could be any one and any different type of genre. none of them are the same. i have everything. >> jimmy: do you all go the same genre? did you go a little country? you know the country songs. >> no, it's fun. 'cause even with alicia, there's been a few country dudes. i'm like, you should work with them.
'cause if someone doing country goes with me or blake. i say always do the unexpected. hello? [ laughter ] always do the unexpected! and so i think, for someone to, even with adam. he gets country artists. i really seeing that. i like seeing what will come up in his library. and i like to think, my country catalog, is deep. and you know, i, i have been able to pull out some cool tunes, and never had before on the show. >> jimmy: your brain works, you have a very good brain. [ laughter ] how is blake shelton? i really, really look him. [ laughter ] but he comes on. and we get in fights every time he comes on. >> i sit, me, alicia in between blake and adam. we do this a lot. just like, "please -- shh." [ laughter ] and we actually, you know -- with my charity being so important. it was really important for me, for this not to become a "girls vs. boys" show. because that's against everything i stand for. it's not. it's me and alicia versus blake and adam. it has nothing to do with girls and boys. it's that they're actually.
you only see how much of them. how much we hear is way too much. >> jimmy: really? [ laughter ] >> it never stops. when the camera is off. that is real. i thought that was their little thing they do on camera. no, it's all day. all day. >> jimmy: yelling at each other. >> adam loves to go -- ? i'll be your honey mustard ? to blake all the time. [ laughter ] ? i'll be your chicken wing ? [ laughter ] and then adam's been wearing a a suit. and refuses to call anything but an uber driver. alley, hurry up, you have to go yo u [ laughter ] it goes on and on. >> jimmy: oh my gosh, fantastic. want to show a clip of you with a special guest. miley cyrus and monday night's season premiere of "the voice." it's gonna a fun season. right here on nbc. take a look at this. >> people get up here and sing. but they're not performing. you just, jam like, you're like, i got this. this is my stage. i felt like we're at your show. and you sounded like a rick and roll, dolly parton to me. it was high, but it was sweet. but it had so much growl, and
that you had to it. dolly does "stairway to heaven", and that's what it reminded me of. >> that's my girl. >> that's my girl! i may have something perfect for you then. can you turn around and look at that thing, really quickly. >> hi, everybody, it's dolly. and you have just got to pick miley, because she is my god-daughter! >> what! [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: when that's your godmother. that's the raddest thing ever, come on. >> exactly. >> jimmy: what song are you going to do? you are doing a song i've never heard you sing before, and it's beautiful. >> i am doing "i'm in the mood," which is originally bob dylan. but i'm doing odetta's version. >> jimmy: oh my gosh, get ready. miley cyrus performs for us after the break. stick around, everybody! come on back! it's the greatest, you'll love it! [ cheers and applause ] ?
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? ? ? sometimes i'm in the mood i wanna leave my lonesome home ? ? sometimes i'm in the mood i wanna hear my milk cow moan ? ? yeah sometimes i'm inhe i wanna hit that highway road ? ? but then again but then again but then again but then again ? ? i said oh baby i'm in the mood for you ? ? sometimes i'm in the mood i wanna back up against the wall ? ? sometimes i'm in the mood i wanna live in
? but then sometimes i'm in the mood i don't wanna do nothin' at all ? ? but then again but then again but then again but then again ? ? i said oh baby i'm in the mood for you ? ? >> all right everybody, how are y'all doing tonight? [ cheers and applause ] here at jimmy fallon, everybody in the audience. ? forget about you. i gotta say thanks to you. there is nowhere that i would rather be than right here in new york city, playing this song with the roots. [ cheers and applause ] and being here on jimmy fallon. let's all give it up for our host. who's always so much fun, unless you're donald trump. and then don't even think about messing with my hair. i'm serious. ? ? sometimes i'm in the mood i wanna change
? sometimes i'm in the mood i wanna change this old town sometimes i'm in the mood ? ? i wanna change the world around but then again then again then again then again ? ? i said oh baby i'm in the mood for you ? ? sometimes'm i wanna lay down and die sometimes i'm in the mood ? ? i wanna fly into the sky yeah sometimes i'm in a mood i wanna laugh until i cry ? ? but then again but then again but then again but then again ? ? i said oh baby
? then again but then again but then again then again ? ? i said oh babe [ cheers ] i'm in the mood for you ? ? >> thank you! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: oh, my goodness! oh! oh, my goodness. >> thank you. >> jimmy: oh, fantastic. miley cyrus! [ cheers and applause ] unbelievable. catch her on "the voice" beginning monday here on nbc! we'll be right back, everybody! [ cheers and applause ]
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? [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: my thanks to miley cyrus! [ cheers and applause ] the roots right there, form philadelphia, pennsylvania! [ cheers ] stay tuned for "late night with seth meyers." thank you for watching. have a great weekend. i hope to see you next week! thank you, everybody! [ cheers and applause ] ? ?
[ cheers and applause ] ? >> announcer: from 30 rockefeller plaza in new york, it's "late night with seth meyers." tonight -- jeffery tambor -- from "the strain", actor corey stoll -- music from hailee steinfeld. featuring the 8g band with fred armisen and nate morton. ? [ cheers and applause ] ladies and gentlemen, seth meyers. [ cheers and applause ] >> seth: good evening everybody. yeah, i'm seth meyers. this is "late night", how's everybody doing tonight? [ cheers and applause ] that's good to hear. in that case let's not waste any time. lets get to the news. donald trump said this afternoon that hillary clinton's foreign policy plans are wreckless, trigger happy, and very unstable. then he said, oh, wait, wait,
are mine, these are mine. [ laughter ] hillary clinton's running mate tim kaine criticized donald trump yesterday during a speech in north carolina. saying the prospect of donald trump as commander-in-chief scares him to death. then again, look at tim kaine, you could scare him to death with a bicycle bell. [ laughter ] ding ding, woah! starbucks ceo howard schultz endorsed hillary cli f think that's who he meant. [ laughter ] [ cheers ] that's right, starbucks ceo howard schultz endorsed hillary clinton but i thought for sure he'd go for the pumpkin spiced one. [ cheers ] donald trump said last night