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home. [ laughter ] and i just -- i think she probably thinks like i'm psychic or something. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: like, my mom gets the feeling that i'm out right now, tracking me app, yeah. you gotta go out, you gotta have fun. and how's -- how's iris? who's 14. >> so iris is pissed off that maude left, and that she's alone in the house with us. and she's like, i don't want to hang out with you guys, i don't want to talk to you. i know it, changes. i feel bad. your kids are probably so sweet and like, want to cuddle. it changes. >> jimmyat [ laughter ] >> they do. she's like, don't hug me! ow! that hurts! and then she's like embarrassed of me. she's embarrassed of my social media thing. like i have instagram and she's like, seriously mom, that is so bad. >> jimmy: that is so bad. >> so embarrassing. >> jimmy: you are so embarrassing, mom! >> it's not even embarrassing -- >> jimmy: get off of snapchat! [ laughter ] >> it's just bad. >> jimmy: it's just bad! >> it's bad.
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[ light laughter ] i was telling her, we have somebody on the show today, and their -- same aged kids, oh my kids dunks a basketball, and can do impressions of the beatles at like two and a half or something. and i go, "wow!" i was about to show them a a video. they're like, "what does your kid do?" i go, "well, here's franny, she's naked in a hamper and uh --" [ laughter ] [ unintelligible ] she likes hanging out in the hamper. [ light laughter ] >> that's good, that's good. >> jimmy: it's breathable, it's breathable. you know, this hole, sticking her fingers through the hole and it's like "hello", yeah. [ laughter ] that gets funny. in downstairs. >> that's so cute though. >> jimmy: so we travel with the hamper. that's our act. >> aww. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: it's so sad. i know but she likes it, what are you going to do? it's like, we want to go to india. okay, let's do it. [ light laughter ] i saw "the comedian." i was so looking forward to this thing, i loved it so much, because i love stand-up comedy, i love you, and i love robert de niro. robert de niro doing stand-up, he is like, come on. >> i know. >> jimmy: i just could not -- what was -- >> he's so bad. >> jimmy: he's the best. >> he's the best. >> jimmy: you were at governors', i mean, you were at
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cellar, we -- i mean, he's the nicest person ever, but for meeting him for the first time was -- terrifying. because -- you know. >> jimmy: yeah. [ laughter ] >> yeah. he's like scary. >> jimmy: yeah. he's robert de niro. it's like, wow, you look just like robert de niro! >> yeah. >> jimmy: but you have danny devito in there, patti lupone i love, edie falco. >> edie falco. >> jimmy: i can't get enough of edie falco. i just love her so much. basically, robert de niro is -- he was a sitcom actor, "eddie's home," or something like that? >> yeah, yeah, yeah. >> jimmy: and so he plays this comedian, jackie burke, from his show "eddie's home", he goes to, through this old throwback tv night, and he gets in a fight with a heckler, some guy who has a web cam show, where he heckles comedians, and gets into arguments with comedians, and that's how he makes a living. but robert de niro's not taking -- he doesn't take any business, so he punches the dude. knocks him out, and it goes viral. >> right. >> jimmy: now he's in trouble. his career, thought it was bad, couldn't be worse, so now he's
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and then things get tricky. >> get tricky. >> jimmy: things get tricky, yeah, yeah, yeah. yeah, but it's so fun, and you're fantastic in it. >> thank you. >> jimmy: it's a funny movie. harvey keitel plays your dad. >> and harvey keitel is in it. >> jimmy: harvey keitel's another intimidating guy. >> harvey keitel is amazing, he is the nicest man and -- >> jimmy: you bonded. >> we did. he thought that i was, the daughter of a marine. because i told him i was. and i thought i was at the time. >> jimmy: well, he was a marine himself. >> and he's a marine. and so we kind of, like when we first met, we like bonded over that. >> jimmy: all right. >> that i was the daughter of a a marine and he was a marine. and he was like, he took me under his wing and was like, you know, anything for you, the so-and-so battalion -- is that a marine term? >> jimmy: so-and-so's not, but yeah, battalion might be. it's like ooh rah. >> i know marines, whatever, and i'm like yeah. and then like a month into shooting the movie i ran into my sister and she said, oh,
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which i guess is very different from a marine? it's like someone who delivers things to marines? or something? [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: yeah. >> and then it got even worse. my mom said, he wasn't a a merchant marine at all. >> jimmy: he was a marine biologist. [ laughter ] >> no, he was a guy who cleaned some of the merchant marine boats. [ laughter ] one year for summer money. >> jimmy: no, no, no. okay, he that for a summer job, yeah, no. >> and so i'm so i'm like shoot. i can't -- [ laughter ] >> but i can't say anything to harvey because he'd -- >> jimmy: you bonded already. >> he'd just be so hurt, and it would be weird. so i just kept lying. and then i felt terrible because our whole relationship was just based on this pile of lies. and then i finally like worked up the confidence to tell him, like, that this is not true. and he pulled me aside that day and he gave me this coin.
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and he said he wanted me to have it. >> jimmy: oh, no. >> and i took it. [ laughter ] because i'm a marine's daughter! >> jimmy: no your not. but then it turns out, this whole thing's a farce. >> but the whole thing is a big lie. >> jimmy: this is a big problem. >> so i thought that maybe, you know, i'm avoiding him, and especially i'm avoiding him after tonight. but i thought maybe next time you see him, you c g >> jimmy: i don't want anything to do with this coin! >> the coin. >> jimmy: no, i don't want anything -- he's an army guy, he's going to kill me! i have nothing to do with the marines. my father-in-law was a marine. does that count? >> jimmy: oh my god, i'm so afraid of it. >> just give it to him next time you see him. >> jimmy: yeah, thank you so much, i appreciate this. let's call harvey tonight and make sure he gets this. we're going to run a clip of "the comedian." check this out. >> i know you, right? you're jackie burke. >> i am. >> my dad used to love your tv show. we've watched every episode.
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well, we just had the one tv. >> what's your name? >> how many shows? >> how many shows? >> uh-huh. >> were your parents in a messy barbershop quartet? it's always nice to see a woman laugh. 'cause you know, once you can make a woman laugh, you can make her do anything, they always say. i don't know if that's true. >> is that what they say? >> it's an old saying. >> like a very, very old saying? >> oh. >> jimmy: yeah, leslie mann, everybody. opens december 2nd in new york and l.a. and nationwide january 13th. jonathan groff joins us next, stick around, everybody! [ cheers and applause ] ? hon, i don't know if i deserve this - i don't really work with my hands. you change a ton of diapers! your usual? not for me - for him. hon, you have something in your hair.
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? [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: our next guest received tony award nominations for his performances in "spring awakening" and "hamilton." [ cheers and applause ] starting -- he's fantastic. starting december 9th on the
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a new animated series "lego frozen northern lights." he's also starring in a giant new netflix series created by david fincher called "mind hunter." please welcome back to the show a very talented man, here's jonathan groff! [ cheers and applause ] ? >> jimmy: jonathan groff. come on pal, oh my god. >> jimmy fallon. >> jimmy: i'm so happy that you're back. thank you so much for coming on the show. >> thanks for having me back. >> jimmy: happy almost thanksgiving. >> thank you. >> jimmy: i want to talk about this netflix series, okay? it's called "mind hunter." not mine -- mind. >> mind. >> jimmy: "mind hunter." hunter of the mind. david fincher, pretty intense dude, he's a very funny guy too as well. >> he's hilarious. >> jimmy: he's one of the creators of "house of cards,"
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what was it like doing this -- doing this one. >> i'm obsessed with him. i mean, he's like -- he's a a creative genius. >> jimmy: he's cool. yeah, yeah, yeah. >> he's so cool, he's so funny. and, you know, he's famous for doing a million takes. >> yeah. >> you do, you do like hundreds of takes. but coming from the theater where you do like the same show every night for months and months and months and months, it's kind of like doing theater. like, you do like three months into a show, from doing the same thing every night, you're like, oh! i wish i had known now what i knew three months ago when we what the show is about. and it's the same thing with the multiple takes. you get to like take 47 of doing same scene and you're like, oh, actually it's about this. and so it's like -- it's been an incredible -- >> jimmy: that would drive me crazy though. wouldn't that drive you a a little nuts? you go, didn't i get it in the first take? that was pretty good, right everyone? >> that was good, right? >> jimmy: everyone good with that one? >> you definitely feel a relief when he says moving on. you're like -- okay. >> jimmy: yeah, did something right. >> yeah, exactly. >> jimmy: does he sometimes just do it to mess with you? >> i think a little bit, yeah. >> jimmy: i got to tell you, everyone is talking about the
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[ cheers and applause ] the mix tape. this comes out next friday. this is on everyone's christmas list. december 2nd it comes out. questlove is the executive producer. [ cheers and applause ] but i'm saying, this is, this is -- i mean, is it odd for you to listen to it because you, kind of, were there from the start and you crushed it, man. i mean, it was unbelievable. >> thank you. it's not -- i just actually like -- lyn sent me a link to it and i just listened to the whole thing a couple of days i was going to bed and i was like, let me just hear a couple of the mix tape songs. and i put it on. i just started with the first one. i put it like on my chest. and then for like 77 minutes or however long it is i was like, oh! a total wave of overwhelming -- like -- it's just -- >> jimmy: we made versions of stuff -- >> like bill scott's "say no to this," i like -- i had to get up, and i was doing laps around my bed, i couldn't believe how amazing it was. >> jimmy: ashanti and ja rule
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>> jimmy: wiz khalifa, sia is on there with queen latifah who's rapping by the way. >> rapping again. >> jimmy: oh, no, i freaked out. >> she's rapping again! >> jimmy: miguel, nas, busta rhymes. >> the roots. >> jimmy: the roots. [ cheers and applause ] my favorite track though, is track number 12. >> which one's that? >> jimmy: it's "you'll be back" by -- [ cheers ] by jimmy fallon. [ cheers and applause ] everyone's yelling. >> that's my favorite trac that. >> no, you killed it. >> jimmy: i was so nervous, no. >> you killed it. >> jimmy: i did not. >> that was incredible. >> jimmy: i don't know how it ended up on this. no, i did not. you know, i -- >> what do you mean? you're amazing. >> jimmy: no. no, no, no. i freaked out. >> you sang the crap out of it, no good. >> jimmy: no, it's just funny, it's a comedy song when i sing it. when you sing it sounds phenomenal, it's amazing, it's standing ovation. when i do it it's a comedy song and you laugh and go, what's the next track? >> i totally disagree, it's hilarious. >> jimmy: i did learn a a breathing technique so that i can hit those notes that you hit.
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>> jimmy: and it's a subtle thing. you can practice it. it takes years, probably. to practice at home. but when you do it -- do you want me to give you a little taste? [ cheers and applause ] ? you ? is that the note? >> yeah, perfect pitch. >> jimmy: yeah. [ laughter ] what are you going to say, right? all right, ready? it's a breathing technique. ? you say the price of my love not the price that you're willing did pay cause you catch that. ? you see when you hurl in the sea if you see me go by so sad remember we made an arrangement where you ? ? went away ? ? ? remember the fight i was strange i'm your man ? can you breathe. ? you will be back do your thing
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me ? [ laughter ] ? you'll be back ? jonathan groff, everyone. [ cheers and applause ] it's subtle. you're the best, you're the best! jonathan groff, "mind hunter." "mind hunter" premieres 2 2017, netflix. machine gun kelly, camila cabello perform after the break. stick around be right back, everybody! [ cheers and applause ] ? ? ? ? ? ?
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? [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: it's a fun -- it's a a fun trick if you have a nice hamper that has a lot of but this is -- my 2-year-old's trick. >> hello! [ laughter ] hi! hello! [ laughter ]
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>> jimmy: their collaboration debuted at number one on the hip-hop charts, has been streamed over 20 million times, wow. performing "bad things," give it up for machine gun kelly and camila cabello! [ cheers and applause ] ? ? am i out of my head if you only knew the bad things i like ? ? don't think that i can explain it what can i say it's complicated ? ? don't matter what you say don't matter what you do i only wanna do bad things to you ? ? so good that you can't explain it what can i say it's complicated ? ? nothing's that bad if it feels good
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like i knew you would ? ? and we're both wild and the night's young and you're my drug breathe you in ? ? til my face numb drop it down to that bass drum i got what you dream about ? ? nails scratchin my back tatt eyes closed while you scream out ? ? and you keep me in with those hips while my teeth sink in those lips ? ? while your body's giving me life and you suffocate in my kiss then you said ? ? i want you forever even when we're not together scars on my body so i can take you wherever ? even when we're not together scars on my body i can look at you whenever ? ? am i out of my head am i out of my mind if you only knew the bad things i like ? ? don't think that i can explain it what can i say it's complicated ? ? don't matter what you say don't matter what you do i only wanna do bad things to you ?
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what can i say it's complicated ? ? well i can't explain it i love the pain and i love the way that your breath ? ? numbs me like novocain and we are always high keep it strange ? ? okay yeah i'm insane but you the same let me paint the picture couch by the kitchen ? ? nothin but your heels on losing our religion you're my pretty little vixen and i'm the voice ? ? inside your head that keeps telling you bad things i say ? ? and you said i want you forever even when we're not together scars on my body so ? ? i can take you wherever like i want you forever even when we're not together ? ? scars on my body i can look at you whenever ? ? am i out of my head am i out of my mind if you only knew the bad things i like ? ? don't think that i can explain it what can i say
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don't matter what you do i only wanna do bad things to you ? ? so good that you can't explain it what can i say it's complicated ? ? the way we love is so unique and when we touch i'm shivering ? ? and no one has to get it just you and me cause we're just living between the sheets ? ? i want you forever ev scars on my body so i can take you wherever ? ? like i want you forever even when we're not together scars on my body i can look at you whenever ? ? am i out of my head am i out of my mind if you only knew the bad things i like ? ? don't think that i can explain it what can i say it's complicated ? ? don't matter what you say
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i only wanna do bad things to you ? ? so good that you can't explain it what can i say it's complicated ? ? [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: camila cabello! >> jimmy! >> jimmy: oh, come on. good seeing ya. how you doing buddy? machine gun kelly! camila cabello! [ cheers and applause ] "bad things" is out now. we'll be right back. [ ch i love saying your name.
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? [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: my thanks to leslie mann, jonathan groff, g.e. and all of our young inventors, machine gun kelly, camila cabello, and the roots right there! [ cheers and applause ] stay tuned for "late night with seth meyers." thank you for watching. have a great night. happy thanksgiving. i hope to see you tomorrow. bye-bye, everybody! [ cheers and applause ]
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curtis "50 cent" jackson. curtis "50 cent" jackson. nbc news correspondent katy tur. si fred armisen. ? [ cheers and applause ] ladies and gentlemen, seth meyers. >> seth: good evening, i'm seth meyers. this is "late night." how is everybody doing tonight? [ cheers and applause ] that is -- good to hear. in that case let's get to the news. butterball turkey has set up it's annual thanksgiving hotline, where customers can call and ask for help. said one caller, "uh, how do you run a country?" [ laughter ] president obama pardoned two turkeys for thanksgiving today. "thanks, man", said the turkeys. [ light laughter ] donald trump yesterday formally offered ben carson the position of "secretary of the department of housing and urban development", which is the first time trump has ever tried to get a black person in to housing. [ light laughter ]
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this afternoon. said one macy's employee. [ breathing heavy ] [ light laughter ] "can i go home now?" [ laughter ] that's right, tomorrow is the macy's thanksgiving day parade, and if there's one thing that can cheer hillary up right now, it's balloons. [ laughter and applause ] one of tomorrow's -- thanksgiving nfl games will feature the redskins taking on the cowboys, in a rematch of a rivalry that dates all the way back to the original thanksgiving. [ light laughter ] according to a new poll president obama's approval rating is at it's highest in seven years. also at it's highest in seven years, joe biden's collar. [ light laughter ] and finally, cheerleaders at the university of kansas were suspended yesterday, after sending a snapchat spelling kkk with their sweaters with the caption "kkk go trump." however they've been hired as the cheerleaders for the kkk basketball team which is currently 0-37. [ light laughter ] ladies and gentlemen, we have a great show for you tonight. [ cheers and applause ] he's a grammy award winning
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back on the show. [ cheers and applause ] she is an nbc news correspondent for "my money" and nobody worked harder during this election, katy tur is joining us. [ cheers and applause ] and we have a fantastic genre defying musician with us tonight, k. flay will be playing some music for you. [ cheers and applause ] very, very excited about tomorrow night. it's our thanksgiving show. it's our third annual thanksgiving show, and just like our previous two thanksgiving show will be my brother josh, and my parents hillary and larry. and we figure it will be late on thanksgiving night. you will have been home, you'll have been with your family, you'll have been talking politics all day probably, so the other promise to you is we will not mention politics at all tomorrow night. [ light laughter ] [ applause ] it will just be me and my family, welcoming you and your family. but that's tomorrow. [ light laughter ] as he prepares to take office, president-elect donald trump is continuing to make progress
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same time he's also deflecting questions about his business empire. for more on this it's time for a "closer look." [ cheers and applause ] ? >> seth: trump has already received criticism for some of his cabinet picks, like his nominee for attorney general, alabama senator jeff sessions. sessions was actually rejected by the senate once before. he was turned down for a federal judgeship in 1986, over comments he made that were seen as racist. and mind you, this was 30 years ago, when we were all okit >> oh, sexy girlfriend. [ laughter ] bonsai! >> seth: so 30 years ago, that wasn't considered racist, but sessions was. why? >> sessions has been accused of calling civil rights groups un-american and communist inspired. criticizing the "voting rights act" and it's impact on southern states. he once said he was fine with the kkk, until he found out they
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[ light laughter ] >> seth: and you can always tell who's high at a kkk meeting. [ light laughter ] now sessions has said he was making a joke, and also to be fair that was 30 years ago, but sessions recent record is also troubling. he's been a hard-liner in everything from immigration to voting rights. and along with his picks for chief strategist and national security advisor, trump's early personal -- personnel choices have received glowing reviews from white nationalists, who are psyched. >> it's like christmas. dream team and exactly what they want. >> seth: it's the dream team, or if you're going by skin tone, the cream team. [ light laughter ] in their defense, it is kind of like christmas. the day that a middle eastern family was denied access to a hotel and basic health care. [ light laughter ] but trump still has more positions to fill, and on monday he met with former texas governor rick perry, who is reportedly being considered for energy secretary. of course, the department of energy was actually one of the
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in for president in 2012. but famously, he could not remember it when asked at a debate. >> the third agency of government. i would -- i would do away with the education, the um -- >> commerce. >> commerce, and let's see -- i can't. the third one i can't, sorry. oops. >> seth: that's right. trump wants to put perry in charge of the department, that he couldn't even remember that he wanted to get rid of. [ light laughter ] and he had notes. [ laughter ] every day is going to be like "50 first dates" with him. [ light laughter ] "oh, man, department of energy. i hate this place. wait, i work here?" [ laughter ] really the best part of rick perry being considered for a cabinet post, is that he was also a contestant this season, on "dancing with the stars." and on tuesday, the same man who might run our department of energy djayed for vanilla ice.
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>> rick perry! ? [ cheers and applause ] ? >> what was more surreal? performing with vanilla ice here tonight, or your big meeting in new york yesterday? >> oh, can i take no comment on that one at the moment. >> no, you can say performing here right now. >> being with vanilla ice is always number one. [ cheers ] [ light laughter ] [ laughter ] rick perry looks like he should be secretary of energy drinks. [ light laughter ] and then there are those who took themselves out of consideration for cabinet post, before even being offered one, like former presidential candidate ben carson. whose spokesperson issued this statement when it was rumored that carson was being considered for the department of health and human services. >> dr. carson feels he has no government experience. he's never run a federal agency. the last thing he would want to do, is take a position that
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>> seth: aw, poor ben. no one has the heart to tell him he ran for president. [ laughter ] let's at least give carson credit for knowing he's not qualified to run the department of health and human services. that was the end of that right? >> mr. trump has reportedly offered the post of secretary of housing and urban development to ben carson. >> seth: ben, you're a neurosurgeon, would you like to run department of health and human services? no, i'm not qualified. what about housing secretary? well, i do have a house. [ light laughter ] while trump continues to assemble a cabinet, he's also facing a barrage of questions over his foreign business ties and the conflicts of interests they could pose during his presidency. for example, trump promised throughout the campaign to get tough on china, but a major chinese bank currently pays for office space in trump tower. meaning that, the president of the united states will be pocketing rent checks from a state run megabank, owned by the united states' largest military
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now, to be fair to trump, he might not have realized the bank is actually owned by china. what's the bank's name? "the bank of china." [ light laughter ] "i thought it was the plate kind of china. [ light laughter ] you know, like a bank for your plates. [ light laughter ] you would deposit plates, and then if you had a dinner party, you would take out -- the number of plates for the guests you had. and then if you didn't have room for the plates at your house, at the end of the meal, you deposit the plates. [ light laughter ] so we keep getting more reasons to worry that trump could use his office to benefit himself, and yet, in spite of all this mounting evidence, that trump's sprawling business empire could pose a massive problem for his presidency, he continues to insist everything is fine. >> donald trump told "the new york times" the law is on my side. the president can't have a conflict of interest. >> seth: "the president can't have a conflict of interest." that statement raised a lot of
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>> so what in a sense, you're saying is that, there are certain situations and the houston plan or that part of it was one of them, where the president can decide that it's in the best interest of the nation, or something, and do something illegal. >> well, when the president does it, that means that it is not illegal. [ laughter ] >> seth: trump and nixon, just a couple of tricky dicks. this b ? [ cheers and applause ] guys, give it up for the 8g band right over there. [ cheers and applause ] also very excited our band leader, fred armisen, is back with us tonight. [ cheers and applause ] i've been so happy to have fred here this week. we've been friends for so many years, and as any of you know, friendship is hard work, and frankly fred and i have some issues.
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so fred, it's been great having you here this week. >> fred: thank you. i'm so happy to be here. >> seth: and along with being our band leader, we have been friends for a very long time. >> we have. >> seth: and sometimes when you have such a long and close relationship with someone there are moments when feelings get hurt. >> fred: that's true and you don't always have time to stop and say you're sorry. >> seth: so i thought with the time we have together right now, we would make amends for any past indiscretions we've committed against one another in a segmwe and fred clear the air." [ applause ] i will start, fred. >> fred: yes seth. [ light laughter ] >> seth: i'm sorry that things have been so busy this week that we didn't get to go out to dinner even though i said we would. do you forgive me? [ light laughter ] >> fred: i hear you. [ laughter ]
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i'm angry, i'm hurt. i'm insulted. but seth, you are forgiven. okay. my turn, seth. >> seth: yes, fred. >> seth i'm sorry that instead of baby sitting your newborn son ash and taking frisbie to the dogpark, i baby sat frisbie and took ash to the dog park. [ laughter ] >> seth: that was bad. >> fred: that was very, very bad. [ light laughter ] also i didn't tell you i took ash to the vet, okay? [ light laughter ] so, everything is fine. he has worms. [ laughter ] probably contracted from that pomeranian he was playing with at the dog park. >> seth: my baby has worms? [ light laughter ] >> it's fine, okay? we're going to get him on some new kibble and it's going to be fine, okay? do you forgive me? >> seth: fred, you are forgiven. my turn, fred.
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was in l.a. last month i didn't give you a call. i was only there for two days. >> fred: wow! [ laughter ] i actually wish you wouldn't have told me this. >> seth: i was in town real fast for a wedding. >> fred: will you give me a second to process this. [ light laughter ] you know, you caught me completely off guard, seth. >> seth: i'm -- i didn't think you would take this so hard. >> fred: you need to back off and give people the space they need to deal. [ light laughter ] >> seth: okay, take all the time >> fred: you're forgiven. [ laughter ] my turn -- seth. >> seth: yes, fred. >> sometimes i just feel like -- i feel like it's not really a feeling. it's a sense. and i get a sense -- this sense that there is an underlying -- it's not me. it's not just me, you know. and it's just the way that --
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it's not -- [ light laughter ] it's not the chewing. it's bigger. it's bigger than that. it's like, overall. i'm trying to say i don't know, but i do know. and i want to know. i really do. you know what i mean? [ light laughter ] >> seth: no. >> fred: you see, this is what i'm talking about. >> setel >> fred: i guess that's all you can do. [ light laughter ] seth, you are forgiven. >> seth: fred. >> fred: yes, seth. >> seth: a little while back when we were both at snl, you asked me for help on a sketch. >> fred: oh, seth, i don't think it's your turn. >> seth: no, it's my turn. >> fred: didn't you just go? >> seth: no, you just went on a really long one. [ light laughter ] >> fred: i went on a really long one and then you went and now it's my turn.
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>> fred: i disagree. i just really disagree, man. >> seth: well, i'm sorry about this misunderstanding. >> fred: well, seth, you are forgiven. [ light laughter ] >> seth: oh, well, i feel like i didn't get one. >> fred: my turn. [ laughter ] seth. >> seth: yes, fred. >> fred: seth, i am really sorry for that time that i broke into your apartment and i trashed everything. i set all your books on fire and >> seth: oh, fred, that wasn't me. >> fred: that wasn't you? >> seth: no, my apartment is fine. >> fred: oh, who did i do that to, then? [ light laughter ] >> seth: i don't know. >> fred: you're right. it wasn't you. it was angela lansbury. [ laughter ] >> seth: the woman from "murder she wrote?" >> fred: yes, and mrs. pots from "beauty in the beast." >> seth: oh, she is so great. >> fred: she's great. an american treasure. anyway, do you forgive me for burning down her apartment? [ light laughter ] >> seth: oh, i don't know if
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>> seth: sure, fred. you're forgiven. my turn. >> fred: seth, stop, stop, stop. there's an elephant in the room here. >> seth: okay. >> fred: okay, and i don't think it's that big of a secret that i haven't been here as much as i would have liked. >> seth: oh, fred, it's okay, really. >> fred: no, no, not really. i want to apologize and i want to tell you that i am here now. i am present. i'm not going anywhere. and -- i've been expecting this. [ light laughter ] >> seth: that's fine. >> fred: hey. i'm not really doing anything right now. [ light laughter ] a denny's commercial, okay? it pays little money, okay. where do i travel? omaha? okay. [ light laughter ] when do i go?
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wow, thank you very much. very exciting. okay. i'll be there very soon. oh, seth, that was my uncle. [ laughter ] i got some very, very sad news and i really have to go. >> seth: fred, i was here for the entire call. [ laughter ] you're lying to my face. >> fred: and i apologize for that. [ light laughter ] do you forgive me? >> seth: fred, you are forgiven. and even though you're not always around, fred, i am so happy that you have been here this week. nevermind. [ laughter ] this has been "seth and fred clear the air." we'll be right back with curtis "50 cent" jackson. [ cheers and applause ] ?
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? [ cheers and applause ] >> seth: welcome back to the show. our first guest tonight is a grammy award winning rapper, as
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series "power." his limited edition line of men's undergarments frigo crown is available through and at neiman marcus starting in december. please welcome back to the show curtis "50 cent" jackson. [ cheers and applause ] ? ? >> seth: welcome back. >> seth: and i'm happy to have you. i forgot to ask you this last time you were here. which is, you sold over 30 million albums. you're known worldwide. when you walk into a club, how soon into your entrance do they start playing your music? >> like a song -- like the song is playing like a song or two after and they realize i'm there, they'll start to play the music. and i'll be having conversations, like me and you. >> seth: yeah. >> and the song will just go, "go shawty, it's your birthday." [ light laughter ] >> seth: yeah. >> and i'll be like, just trying to stay focused on you.
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doesn't dance to his own song?" [ laughter ] "what's the matter with him, you know?" >> seth: yeah. i think it would be bad if you dance to your own songs. and if we were having a conversation and your song came on and you said "i'll be right back." that would be weird. >> seth, if i just broke off into a move, like "hey." [ light laughter ] in the middle of the conversation. you're in the middle like -- >> seth: and then -- does that, i mean i would imagine that anyone who missed the fact that you entered, now everyone knows you're there. >> yeah. that's the thing that kind of queues everyone. he is here. >> seth: yeah. p the club? da club. >> unfortunately -- [ light laughter ] recently, the weirdest thing happened to me. like, a guy, like asked to take a picture, like at the urinal. >> seth: no. [ laughter ] >> yeah, because people communicate through photographs now. >> seth: sure. >> so he's like, you know "so you, can i get this selfie?" and i'm like, "yo, a what?" [ light laughter ] like i'm looking and i'm like, "you don't see what i'm doing?" [ light laughter ] >> seth: that's one of the last locations where a selfie doesn't mean that. >> that's not a selfie. >> seth: yeah. >> that's inappropriate.
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i'm glad you're able to be honest with people in those places like that. >> i said i was going to come out here and stop you and tell you, seth. >> seth: what? >> you got to give trump a little break. >> seth: i got to give trump a break? >> yeah, because you have been on him before it was in style. like, be on him. >> seth: i have been on him for a while. what do i have to -- >> you're just busting him up. i'm just saying now he's the president and they're down the block messing up traffic. >> seth: oh yeah. >> and they will come get you. i'm surprised. [ laughter ] >> seth: oh, i see. >> listen. >> seth: i see. >> i thought i was going to come to your show in toronto. [ light laughter ] >> seth: well keep checking. because i would just check every month. next time we have you on, make sure, if we say bring a passport you're probably right. [ light laughter ] so i want to ask about -- obviously, we know you as 50 cent now. this is not your first nickname. >> yeah. >> seth: and i know it's thanksgiving and this is a time around family and sometimes you hear old family nicknames, you had one before 50 cent. >> yeah, my aunt, may aunt geraldine, she came to the door and she just was like, "boo boo!" [ laughter ] >> seth: yeah. >> and it was like haunting. >> seth: did it stick?
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life. even when i started to write music it was, like you know, "boo boo raps. he calls himself 50 cent." [ light laughter ] like, it stayed there for awhile. >> seth: oh, no. and -- >> and there's people --there's the people that go, "no, i don't know 50. i know boo boo." >> seth: oh, yeah. [ laughter ] you don't want that and i -- boo boo, it seems to me, that -- because you were pretty hard when it came to be a rapper. you'd have to be a lot harder to carry off boo boo. [ light laughter ] >> yeah, you gotta kind of have this like, this got to be your permanent face, seth. [ light laughter ] >> seth: you have a son. your son,sire. >> seth: 4 years old? >> yeah. >> seth: and you posted an instagram that i want to ask about. he seems to be pretty convincing when he wants something from you. >> he thinks everything's a negotiation. >> seth: okay, gotcha. >> so he's like, "can i go to the --" like he says "i did good in school. can we go to chuck e. cheese?" like he'll say something he did that was right, when he asks you something. >> seth: so, he wants to go to chuck e. cheese just because he went to school that day? >> yeah. [ laughter ] "i did good in school." "i did, good. you told me to do good, right?
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>> seth: well now the instagram here shows, he wants -- where is it that he wants to go? the apple store? >> yeah. he wanted to go to -- >> seth: and the apple store -- and it's very -- it's a great negotiation because always asking, and you're a very mean father, always asking. he just wants to go in for one minute. let's take a look. [ inaudible ] >> to the where? >> no, to the app store, just for one minute. >> the app store? >> just for one minute. >> what you want to do? you want to buy stuff out at the app store? [ laughter ] >> sete' >> just for one minute. [ applause ] >> seth: i'd take him. i'd take him to the apple store, just for one minute. all right. i want to talk to you about your line of underwear. frigo crown. these are $150 pairs of underwear. >> yeah, yeah. >> seth: and -- >> you see how he says that? now, extreme for a man. >> seth: yeah. >> how much can you buy underwear for a woman? >> seth: that's true, it's pretty expensive. >> like you can buy it instead of cars, you can buy those. [ light laughter ] >> seth: right, yep. >> you know -- >> seth: so this is finally a man has a way to splash some money out for his undergarments. >> or the woman has a way to splash some of his money out for him. [ light laughter ]
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>> it is, it's excellent. >> seth: what are the times where you would wear the frigo's? >> you should be past the "i'm not sure this is going to happen" stage into the "i'm almost certain tonight." [ light laughter ] >> seth: i see. don't waste these on a night where the next time your pants come off is at your house. >> not a regular night. she sees you when you bent over, you wear those all the time. >> seth: yeah, so these are the special ones. >> yeah, these are the special, look what i got for you, girl. [ light laughter ] >> seth: and, yeah i get it. look, at this one's got a lion. that's a lion with a crown on it. that is -- >> crown, that's right. i used the hierarchy of living for the design inspiration. [ light laughter ] >> seth: and you actually, you model these -- so you're on the cover of muscle and fitness. this is the first look. >> yeah, it's exclusive. >> seth: so, you obviously got in shape for -- i mean, you're in shape. >> a little bit. >> seth: but this is -- i mean, just bravo. i mean -- [ cheers and applause ] that is -- that is, i wouldn't call him boo boo. [ laughter ]


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