tv The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon NBC February 4, 2016 11:34pm-12:37am EST
[ cheers and applause ] >> steve: from studio 6b in rockefeller center in the heart of new york city, it's "the tonight show starring jimmy fallon." tonight, join jimmy and his guests -- jonah hill, megyn kelly, musical guest, wiz khalifa, and featuring the legendary roots crew. >> questlove: 411, information! whoo! >> steve: and now, here he is,
[ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: oh, hey. that's what you want. that's the energy you want and need! oh, i love you guys! looking good, looking good. welcome, welcome, welcome. welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome everyone to "the tonight show." this is it. you're here, you made it. [ cheers and applause ] this is the show. this is why you're here. this is why we're all here. very lucky. thank you for watching at home. well, let's get to what everyone's talking about. this was kind of scary here. i saw that donald trump's plane made an emergency landing in nashville yesterday, after reporting engine problems. yeah. when asked what the issue was, the pilot said, "nothing, i
[ laughter and applause ] a breather, i just need three minutes." gosh. get this, ted cruz's wife recently said that ted calls her to sing broadway show tunes over the phone -- [ laughter ] -- in order to relax before debates. [ laughter ] when asked which songs, she said, "who knows, i let it go to voicemail." [ laughter and applause ] i can't listen. oklahoma is the place [ light laughter ] focus up! did you see marco rubio is now trying to appeal to younger voters with a t- shirt with his face on it. it reads "rubaeo." do we have a picture? [ laughter ] rubaeo. rubaeo. >> steve: all right. >> jimmy: yeah. not to be outdone, bernie sanders released a a t-shirt that says "friends with bern-afits." [ laughter and applause ] >> steve: yikes. at last night's cnn town hall debate for the democrats,
ideal day would include walking, spending time at a a cafe or a book store and talking with old friends. then hillary laughed and said, "ha ha, i also like sport and human babies. [ laughter and applause ] malfunctioning, reconnecting. battery low. i like birthdays. i like birthday cake. i like nachos and -- pizza, too." this is interesting. hillary also said that during her time in the white house she would put on a baseball cap and sunglasses so that she could walk around washington, d.c. unnoticed. the only time it went wrong when was bill pulled up and said, "hey, baby, do you have -- oh, never mind! hey, hey. [ laughter and applause ] i was making sure. how you doing? i was making -- no, i was worried. what happened was -- the thing is -- i was worried that you were -- you're fine, and that's great.
white house. get the limo around." [ laughter ] guys, we are just three days away from the super bowl, are you feeling this? [ cheers and applause ] this is nice. i read about a 76-year-old man who has been to all 49 super bowls. and will be attending super bowl 50 this sunday. [ cheers and applause ] but enough about peyton manning. let's get -- no, no, no. actually, did you see this? the panthers quarterback cam newton was spotted -- he was spotted wearing $800 versace zebra pants at the airport. yeah. which means somewhere, nicki minaj is opening her bag to find a carolina panthers uniform going, "what -- that airport is the worst!" [ laughter and applause ] i don't know what to make of this. speaking of fashion. levi's just released a new wedgie-fit jean. did you hear about this?
it's a pair of jeans that's supposed to give your butt a a rounder look by giving you a a wedgie. [ laughter ] it's the perfect jean if you want to look like kim kardashian, but feel like urkel. [ laughter and applause ] "what's happening man? where's the nachos at? it's a great super bowl party. what? do you think my butt looks great? oh cool, yeah. oh, there's a fire. oh, we got to get out! somebody help me. carry me, carry me." [ laughter and applause ] "how's my butt look?" "just get out!" well, this is kind of crazy here, guys. i read that americans spent $5.4 billion on legal marijuana last year. [ cheers and applause ] which is more than they spent on doritos, cheetos and funions combined. [ light laughter ] stoners would respond, but they were busy thinking about
combined like, "mmm, fundoros." [ laughter and applause ] some big science news here. stephen hawking is now saying that we might be able to use the power of a mini black hole as the earth's electricity supply. when people asked where they could find a mini black hole, stephen hawking said -- >> ask your mom. [ laughter and applause ] >> steve: rude. he is rude. >> jimmy: every time we ask him for a quote -- >> steve: every time, it's ridiculous. >> jimmy: we ask him for a a quote, he says something filthy like that. [ laughter ] >> steve: it's filthy. >> jimmy: guys, finally, this is a little controversial here. i saw that oral roberts university is now telling students that wearing fitbits is mandatory. yeah, logging less than 10,000 steps a day will affect their grades. so finally, some good news for students doing the walk of shame. [ laughter and applause ] 4,000 steps, zero regrets. i feel great. we have a great show, give it up for the roots!
>> jimmy: hey, macarena. oh, hey guys. you know the week of february 15th, we are going to do a week of shows from los angeles. but the night before on february 14th, valentine's day, we are doing a two- hour "tonight show" anniversary special. [ cheers and applause ] >> steve: come on. >> jimmy: it's a big deal. that's all the interviews, games, songs, from the past two years, packed into a two-hour special that you won't believe. so set your tivo for sunday, february 14th. or dvr, whatever you got. >> steve: whatever it is. >> jimmy: 9:00 on february 14th, it's "the tonight show" valentine's day anniversary special. [ cheers and applause ] that's gonna be a big deal. a big deal for us. i'm so psyched to have this job. i'm lucky to be here. guys, it's been a great week so far. there's more ahead. tomorrow night, from the new movie "how to be single", rebel wilson will be here. [ cheers and applause ] she's funny.
planned. she's great. plus jack houston and music from nathaniel rateliff and the night sweats. [ cheers and applause ] whoa. also, thank you notes are tomorrow night. but first, we have a fantastic show tonight. i love all of our guests tonight. the first guy is so funny. he's talented, a great actor, but he's such a good person as well. he's from the new coen brothers film, "hail, caesar," jonah hill is here! [ cheers and applause ] come on. i love him, you love him! >> steve: i love him! >> jimmy: he's just a good dude. later in the show, jonah and i are going to have some fun with an emotional interview. we're getting really emotional, yeah. plus, she was one of the moderators of the last republican debate. we have a lot to talk to her about. megyn kelly is stopping by as well. [ cheers and applause ] she's fantastic as well. and, yeah. and also, we have music from my man, the grammy-nominated -- every time he's here, this is great. the guy knows how to put on a a show. wiz khalifa is here, you guys.
he's the best, you can't beat him, yeah. guys, the super bowl is this sunday. you have the carolina panthers taking on the denver broncos. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: it's a big deal. newton versus manning. they're both very great. it's nearly impossible to predict who's going to win. but you're in luck, because when it comes to predicting things, we have a secret weapon, and it's puppies. [ cheers and applause ] that's right. ladies and gentlemen, it's time for the puppy predictors super bowl 50 edition. puppy predictors puppy predictors >> jimmy: welcome to the puppy predictors super bowl 50 edition. here's now it works. we have nine puppies and two bowls of kibble. one representing the carolina panthers, the other representing the denver broncos. now whichever team's bowl gets the most puppies will be crowned the super bowl champs. and this works every year. >> steve: every year.
>> jimmy: let's meet the puppies, ladies and gentlemen. here we go. [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: guys, here we go. guys? all right. focus up. leave room for gary. gary's in the back. gary, come here, pal. yup, come here, buddy. let, leave room for gary. there he is. hey, gary. how are you, buddy? stay right there. all right, stay right there. now, guys, let's meet the puppies. first we have brad johnson. [ cheers and applause ] mary kennedy. we have ted mooney. donna braylon. peter winston. roger blain. lisa armstrong and -- gary frick jr. [ cheers and applause ] now -- gary, gary, be a good dog. gary, focus up. gary! gary, pay attention. thank you. now before we release you, i need you to listen up. i want no funny business, right. gary, listen to me.
i want to see a clean vote. i don't want to see any wandering. i don't want to see any peeing or butt-sniffing. i want this to be a clean vote. okay, you got it? thank you. thank you, very much. all right, here we go. ready? let's release the puppies! [ cheers and applause ] hi, guys. oh wow, landslide. landslide, landslide. landslide right there. i think it's obvious, the winners are the denver broncos! [ cheers and applause ] wow, that was a landslide right there. the puppies predicted it. and they got it right there. hi, buddy. hi! hi, hi. look at this. good job, gary. we have the winner right there. the denver broncos will be crowned the super bowl champs. [ cheers and applause ] congratulations to the denver broncos, to peyton manning, and gary frick jr. good job, gary. guys, if you like puppies, check out this super bowl commercial from heinz. it's gary frick's favorite
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>> jimmy: hey! welcome back, everybody. thank you, roots. sounding good, roots. welcome back, everybody. it is time for "tonight show hashtags!" here we go! hashtags hashtags >> jimmy: hey, we want to know, you guys are on twitter, right? anyone use twitter at all out there? [ cheers ] we use twitter on our show every single week. so if you watch our show and you want to play along, we do this thing every single wednesday where i send out a a hashtag, and we ask you guys to tweet out things based on that topic. so, since the super bowl is coming up this sunday, i went on twitter and started a a hashtag called super bowl raps, okay? i asked you guys to tweet out a a funny rap about the super bowl. we got thousands of tweets. within 30 minutes, it was a a trending topic in the u.s. [ cheers and applause ] so, thank you for the tweets. so now, i thought i'd share some of my favorite super bowl raps, tweets from you guys. tariq, can you help me out?
>> jimmy: the first one is from @crmcmullan. he says -- who's going to win a bronco or a panther don't ask me i don't know the anther [ cheers and applause ] >> steve: nice slam rhyme. >> jimmy: nice. "anther." doesn't know the anther. >> steve: he does not know it. >> jimmy: why should he? >> steve: why should he know? [ laughter ] >> jimmy: this one's from @ticemode. he says -- gotta have that dip that seven-layer only my favorite one scoop is jeb's famous guacamole [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: jeb's guacamole. remember we had jeb bush on the show. he kept saying, "guacamole." >> tariq: "guacamole." [ laughter ] >> jimmy: i go what do you? he goes, "i love guacamole." [ laughter ] i say, "guacamole?" he goes, "yeah, that's what i said. 'guacamole.'" [ laughter ] >> steve: okay.
he says -- i know when that doorbell rings it'll be the chicken wings i know when that doorbell rings it'll be the chicken wings [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: oh, so good. i know when that doorbell rings it will be the chicken wings [ laughter ] oh, man, that was nice. that was good. that was good. this one is also based on a a song we all know. this one is from @ericknilson1. he says -- it's the remix to ignition peyton manning edition is his forehead that big or is it my television >> jimmy: come on! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: what? what? >> jimmy: come on! oh, come on! >> steve: give it up! >> jimmy: is his forehead that big or is it my television? oh, my gosh. erick nilson wanted to know about that one.
he says -- and i got this dip got cheesy tray tray i got this dip dip dip got cheesy tray tray hot cheese hot cheese hot cheese [ cheers and applause ] >> steve: wow! that's emotive. >> jimmy: yeah, yeah, yeah. >> steve: i felt like he had hot cheese. "ooh, hot cheese. hot cheese!" [ laughter ] i got to have this dip it. you didn't just say -- i got this dip you said -- and i got the dip [ laughter ] and i got the tray tray [ rolls tongue ] tray tray yeah, yeah. you and jeb bush, "guacamole." [ laughter ] we get it. don't show off, yeah. well, this one's a good one. this is also a song we all know. this is one's from @elbyny. she says --
in the cheese dip the cool whip the light beers you better eat some guacamole >> jimmy: guacamole? >> steve: guacamole. >> jimmy: guacamole. >> steve: it's like whack-a-mole. >> jimmy: "you better eat some guacamole." yeah. jeb bush -- he goes to the carnival, he plays "whack-a-mole." [ laughter ] >> steve: avacados. >> jimmy: "whack-a-mole." >> steve: avacados -- >> jimmy: i love playing "whack-a-mole." [ laughter ] >> steve: "no peas!" >> jimmy: skee-ball and whack-a-mole. [ laughter ] "say hello to my little mallet!" there you go. oh, my god. [ laughter ] last one is from @reverend316. he says -- my super bowl party will be the bomb baby watch it from the couch just like tom brady [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: oh, there you go, right there. those are your "tonight show hashtags." to check out more of our favorites, go to tonightshow.com/hashtags. stick around. we'll be right back with jonah hill!
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[ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: our first guest is two-time academy award-nominated actor starring in the new coen brothers movie, "hail, caesar!" which opens in theaters tomorrow. please welcome the always-entertaining, jonah hill! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: nice to see you, buddy. >> is it jeff? >> jimmy: jimmy is fine. >> jimmy. oh okay. >> jimmy: it's good to see you.
shane doing? >> shane, shane malik? >> yeah, shane malik. >> shane malik, he's gonna be thrilled we're talking about him on the tonight show right now. this is a friend of mine from college. who went on a boat ride with jimmy and i this summer. >> jimmy: was that fun? did you have fun? i had a great time. >> i had a terrible time. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: you did not enjoy it. >> i didn't enjoy it. i don't enjoy you as a person. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: with the personality, i understand. >> jimmy: but now you're here. you're in new york. >> i live here, yeah. >> jimmy: you're a new yorker now. which is it's great, it's fun. >> i live in new york proudly. i'll never live anywhere else, i love it. [ cheers and applause ] yep. >> jimmy: we love how you fit here. you fit here. >> i love it. i love it. >> jimmy: we know you, we love you here. you know everyone at "snl." >> yeah. >> jimmy: and i want you to tell the story. it made me laugh about you going to see adele. >> okay. yes. i brought my kid sister beanie to see adele. she's obsessed with adele. and -- as everybody is. >> jimmy: who is not obsessed with adele, right? [ cheers and applause ] >> so we go and -- my buddy,
a friend of mine and he's there. and so my sister and bradley and myself and a few other people go down to the floor to watch her sing "hello." the song "hello" live. >> jimmy: at "saturday night live." >> at "saturday night live." >> jimmy: how cool is that. >> the song is beautiful. but like lets be real i could give two [ bleep ] about it. about an adele song. >> jimmy: what you talking about. >> it's a beautiful song but it's not like i'm running out to see an adele concert by myself. [ laughter ] like, she's gorgeous and talented. the point is -- my sister is basically in tears, because she's so obsessed with this song. so i'm standing next to bradley and i'm not expecting to be very moved. i'm expecting just to do this kind thing for my sister. and i'm standing next to bradley and we're sitting there and -- she is so brilliant. that you do get moved by you know. hello [ laughter ] >> jimmy: yeah yeah yeah. very big fan of the song.
like, "god, i'm enjoying this far too much than i ever thought i ever would." and my sister is basically like, weeping. and i'm sitting next to bradley and i kinda don't want him see me being so moved by the by the -- by the song. [ laughter ] and bradley was on "alias" so he works with j.j. abrams, he had worked with him right the famous director who directed, "star wars." >> jimmy: "star wars." >> and this a week before, "star wars" had come out and i don't know j.j. abrams, i met him once or twice, he's a a lovely guy. but you know, sometimes you love someone's work and you think you know them better than you actually know them. so, bradley and him had worked together and are genuinely friends. and he gave him a big hug and i'm just so adele singing "hello" and im so moved. [ laughter ] and i don't know what the hell i was thinking. and i just -- i give j.j. abrams a giant titty-twister. [ laughter and applause ] >> jimmy: why? why? no. >> because i'm a stupid person. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: in the middle of adele singing "hello."
hello >> jimmy: he doesn't know you. >> jimmy: yeah yeah yeah. >> and then he's also with his kids by the way. [ laughter ] i twisted this man's nipples in front of his children. [ laughter ] like you know, and bradley and him are oh, good to see you, we're good friends. i just go like. and i go j.j., how's it going? [ laughter ] and he looks at me like -- i'm literally the most disgusting person he's ever seen in his life. >> jimmy: he doesn't know what you were doing. >> and this is the nicest. >> jimmy: oh he's one of the best. >> he's notoriously like a nice man >> jimmy: one of the coolest human beings ever. >> and also now the world's biggest filmmaker. >> jimmy: in the history of film, yeah. >> and i twisted his titty. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: what happened? >> and so --. he looks at me like this and i am like it's loud and she's singing like you know, the song. and everyone is moved and i'm just like, "what the hell's wrong with me?" [ laughter ] and so -- so i just go, all right, well good to see you, you know. [ laughter ]
and walk away, and bradley is like, "what the [ bleep ] was that about?" [ laughter ] why did you do that. >> jimmy: of -- course yeah. >> and -- i asked bradley. i had lunch with him. i asked if i could tell the story. and he said, "yeah, no, it's a a funny story." so -- i spent the whole rest of the night beating myself up. >> jimmy: yeah of course. >> because i'm a like this was an absurd thing to do, right? and so i get home and i tell my friends. and they say, you should write him a letter. you should write him an apology letter, right? [ laughter ] >> jimmy: right yeah. i agree. >> so -- i got his email and i say hey, j.j. abrams this is jonah hill. we met briefly last -- last night. [ laughter ] and um -- but the problem was, i had to redraft the letter a bunch of times because i was too embarrassed to write the term "titty-twister" in -- [ laughter ] in the email. >> jimmy: how do you put that in there? you can't -- >> and so -- i said, "hey you know i have such reverence for your work and sometimes you think you know someone but
sometimes when i get excited and i see a good friend of mine -- i rotate their nipple." [ laughter ] >> jimmy: that doesn't make -- no no. [ laughter ] >> and j.j. is so cool, he wrote me back immediately and was like, "this is funny. don't even sweat it. don't beat yourself up." he was so kind. so thank you, j.j. for being such a nice person. >> jimmy: is that right. only you. >> turns out i don't think i'm going to be playing hans solo in the next "star wars." >> jimmy: probably, but you never know. he's a good dude -- he gets it. >> but what a nice guy. yeah and he goes. he said how funny, now we have this funny story to share with each other. >> jimmy: yeah. >> anyway. >> jimmy: only this would happen to you. he's the best. >> i don't know what's wrong with me. you know -- >> jimmy: no, but then you -- >> i saw spielberg too, i gave him a titty-twister. >> jimmy: no, no, stop doing that to people. >> no, no, no. i didn't do it didn't do it. >> jimmy: you didn't do it to the coen brothers, did you? >> no i didn't. i got to work with the coen brothers that was an amazing experience.
you're fantastic in it. everyone is great in it. every big star is in it. >> yeah. >> jimmy: scarlett johanssen, channing tatum. >> yeah. >> jimmy: you and scarlett work together, were fantastic together. >> yeah yeah -- that was great. i'm only in the movie for a a very small amount of time. i don't want to front. like they put me in the trailer -- >> jimmy: yeah. >> and so my friends and family are like i can't wait to see you in this movie. and i'm like. >> jimmy: "that was it." >> i don't want to lie. >> jimmy: "you just did." [ laughter ] >> yeah, i don't have a big part in the movie. >> jimmy: that's basically it. >> i don't even know what i'm doing here, to be honest. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: but you're here and it's too late to go back. >> jimmy: here's jonah hill and scarlett johansson. >> you're a good guy. >> jimmy: i appreciate it. [ laughter ] jonah hill and scarlett johansson, in "hail, caesar." take a look at this. >> initial here and here. >> joe will be the foster parent until such time as you adopt the child. which, you can do as soon as joe takes possession of it. >> and he's reliable? >> undoubtedly. >> the release papers you're signing will not be a matter of public record. all of these documents will be sealed until the year 2015. >> and no one's the wiser?
no fans, no press, no court officials, not even a notary public. joe himself is the notary. >> you must have very strong forearms. is it hard squeezing it like that? >> it's part of the job, miss. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: yeah! jonah hill, everybody, "hail, caesar!" hits theaters tomorrow. when we come back, jonah and i are going to take things in a a different direction with an emotional interview. you don't want to miss it. come on back, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] what's the most awarded car company of the year? ranking from top to bottom. luxury cars just seem like they would be top awarded there better be some awards behind what you are paying for, right. the final answer. chevy. the most awarded car company two years in a row. wow, it's like a luxury car. i was shocked. i mean it's like, this is chevy? current qualified gm lessees
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[ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: welcome back everyone, we're hanging
out with jonah hill right now! [ cheers and applause ] "hail, caesar" comes out tomorrow. now jonah, you've acted in comedies, dramas, so that means you're in touch with many emotions, do you agree? >> i -- sure. >> jimmy: i think so, let's see how emotional you can get. it's time for an emotional interview. emotional interview [ cheers and applause ]
going to work. we're gonna have a normal conversation about something. >> ok. >> jimmy: but every so often we're going to hear this ding sound. [ ding ] >> mm-hmm. >> jimmy: and when you hear that, you can see over there -- we're going to be given an emotion or situation we have to act out. >> okay, where's the emotion? >> jimmy: so it's going to be there on the screen, but -- >> i'll see it. >> jimmy: you'll see it. ready? we'll just see how it goes. >> oh, okay. >> jimmy: hey man. >> okay. >> jimmy: thanks for coming on. appreciate it. >> yeah. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: yeah, super bowl coming up. that's exciting. you gonna have a super bowl party. >> it's fine. >> jimmy: yeah. [ ding ] >> yeah, no this is a good experience. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: it is for most people. you just -- >> no, no, no -- >> jimmy: for most people, though -- >> jimmy, you're going to get there as a host one day. and i really -- [ laughter ] [ ding ] >> jimmy: this is just -- every day it's like this party. and hanging out with you, here -- >> when i walked in here today -- [ laughter ]
[ laughter ] and the reason i did that was because i could feel life falling into my hands. [ laughter ] [ ding ] the last one just went crazy, huh? >> jimmy: phone? >> yeah, okay. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: okay? >> yeah. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: 'sup? >> bored. >> jimmy: really? >> kidding. [ laughter and applause ] >> jimmy: that was so -- >> this one's [ bleep ] -- this is impossible. [ laughter ]
>> jimmy: you can't even say the word with the letter in it. >> i am -- [ sneeze ] >> jimmy: you can't think of a a word with the -- le -- le -- [ sneezing ] ding? [ laughter ] oh man. >> i was just gonna go quiet and let you take that the whole entire time. >> jimmy: aw man good to see you, buddy. i always love to see you, buddy. here he is the great jenny hill on the show. [ laughter ] the one and only. >> i've gone by jennifer for quite a while now actually. am a lot more adult, now. >> jimmy: yeah. >> yeah. [ ding ] >> well i have a panda. [ laughter and applause ] >> jimmy: where's the panda? >> aquired a panda recently. >> jimmy: where's the panda live?
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>> jimmy: thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you. >> hi. >> jimmy: thank you so much for being here. i appreciate it. >> thanks for having me. >> jimmy: oh, please. i know you. i know you as a host. but i don't really know your work as much until i saw you for the first republican debate. you were fantastic on that. >> thank you. >> jimmy: i gotta say you did a a great job with that. i was like, "oh, this is fantastic. this has got to be --" for people that don't know you have to be like, "oh, who is this person? she's phenomenal." did your life change dramatically after that or not really? >> well, so, donald trump did not feel the same. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: yeah, no, no. he did not, no. he did agree with that. >> it changed a little. >> yeah, exactly. >> i can no longer go on twitter. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: yeah. they can get harsh on that twitter, the social media. >> yeah, it's been sort of a a surreal six months because, you know, we never anticipated that anybody would react to the questions in that particular way. but you know, you sort of keep your head down and shoulders back and try to forge forward.
deal because i didn't think you were that unfair. are you biased against -- did you ask him the tougher questions, donald trump? >> he had a tough question, but they all got tough questions. i mean, the opening round of the first debate in particular was all about electability. so we were trying to "what's your weak spot? what's going to present you from getting the nomination? what's going to prevent you from winning against hillary, who's gonna be the likely democratic nominee?" and, that's where i was going from him. but, you know, all of those guys kind of got it right in the kisser. >> jimmy: yeah. >> but, you know -- >> jimmy: but, that's your job as a moderator? is that -- >> that's what you have to do. i mean, they want george washington's job. so, i'm a member of the press, and we're supposed to press. >> jimmy: yeah. >> and see if they're worthy. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: you do that. and then the next day, the whole thing and trump was tweeting and things, and it just got out of control. >> i heard, yeah. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: you handled it very well by the way. >> thank you. >> jimmy: and, here comes the next gop debate. well, this is probably, what? the seventh gop debate was last week back on fox, and they announced that you're
moderators again, and donald trump goes, "i'm out." and you go, "wait, what?" and he goes, "yeah, i'm out of this. if megyn kelly is involved, i don't -- no." >> well, he said it was about me, and then he said it was about a statement my boss put out. and then, he said it was about, like, a gum wrapper on the floor. [ laughter ] there were a lot of reasons that he gave, but i don't know exactly why he didn't show up. >> jimmy: really? >> but he did not show up in the end. >> jimmy: did he not have any idea that you would be involved? >> he knew. fox announced it back in august. and the, they re-announced in december. but it wasn't until the actual week of the debate that i think it really dawned on him that we were going to go again. [ light laughter ] and once again, all of those guys had tough questions, you know what i mean? you got to wind up and do it. that's what they pay me to do. >> jimmy: did you think he was going to show up last-minute and go like -- [ as trump ] "surprise!" [ laughter and applause ] "forgot about somebody? guess what? i was hiding behind a wall, a a giant wall. i've been here the whole time!"
were you prepared if he did show up? >> yes. and so right -- there was a a reporter that came out late that day of the debate. the debate was on thursday. it was like 2:30, 3:30 in the afternoon, saying he's coming. so, we had just pulled all of our trump questions out of our debate files. and we put them all back in. so we had -- when we went out there, one big trump pile and one big non-trump pile. >> jimmy: you did it very interesting. "trump pile." [ laughter ] you did a thing that you're getting good reviews on. you did video clips of themselves, and kind of proving just -- kind of debating themselves almost. it was great. >> i said to my co-moderators, i'm like, "i want to use actual video." some of the guys were like, "what? whoa!" i said, "what's the difference between me saying it -- what they said in my words and them saying it in their words? we're a television network. we like visual aids. why not put themselves on tv using their own words?" and i actually thought it was a a dynamic moment of the debate. i don't know how much the
[ laughter ] >> jimmy: probably not their favorite thing. >> but i think the audience appreciated it. >> jimmy: it was something. [ cheers ] it was something different, and you go -- it's not really like gossiping. it's almost like, it's just saying that you explain yourself. that's all. >> it's so much different to hear them in their own words. you know, sort of walk us through their history. and it's much more difficult for them to weasel out of the earlier positions when the audience has just seen them say [ light laughter ] but, even in the face of that. they try to tell me they didn't say the things they said. it's like, "they just saw it!" >> jimmy: it's right there. it's on video. >> the magic of video tapes. >> jimmy: yeah, so march 3rd, is you have another debate coming up. already, you're announced as being one of the moderators, in detroit. >> right. >> jimmy: great city. and you'll to be there. do we know if donald trump is coming to this one? >> he hasn't committed. >> jimmy: do you think it hurt him in iowa that he didn't -- >> i think he thinks it hurt him. >> jimmy: yeah. >> he said publicly he thinks -- that was basically his last job interview with the
i think he realized after the fact that it would have benefitted him to be there. if nothing else, he gave all of these other guys all this oxygen. when trump is in the room, he gets a lot of oxygen. >> jimmy: sure. >> these other guys had a a chance to make their mark. but, you know, trump -- say what you will about donald trump, he's electrified the republican base. and a lot of people are saying, "oh, he's done now." he was a close second in iowa. he's way ahead in new hampshire. and he's introduced a lot of issues into this election that the republicans really want to talk about. so, don't count him out. >> jimmy: all right. we'll see what happens march 3rd. thank you so much for coming on the show. >> thanks for having me. >> jimmy: first of many times. congratulations on everything. >> thank you very much. >> jimmy: you're fantastic. megyn kelly, everybody. "the kelly file" airs weeknights at 9:00 p.m. on the fox news channel. we'll be right back with music from wiz khalifa!
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