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look at that the beautiful and harmless results of solar activity. so cool. we'll see you back here tomorrow night. have a great tuesday, everybody. >> dicky: up next on an all-new "jimmy kimmel live," zach galifianakis, mike judge, >> at what point did you decide i want to be in show business? >> like ten minutes ago. >> jimmy: there's got to be an easier way for the president of the united states to get medical marijuana than fly all the way out to california. >> dicky: mike judge and music from primus. >> like the saddest addiction
>> jimmy: hi, i'm jimmy kimmel with a word about "world of warcraft." this weekend, our pal guillermo joined thousands of other gamers at blizzcon in anaheim to obtain information about all the updates to blizzard entertainment's world of warcraft, starcraft and diablo. and needless to say, our cameras were there. >> blizzcon. they're about to make a big announcement. come on, let's go. >> today we find out what the new one is.
>> i may world of warcraft religiously. i'm a guild master and a server. >> i like the panda. >> i can't wait. >> are you a lion or horse? >> horse. >> you're a horse. >> yeah, with a "d." >> what's your favorite game. >> this particular family would be starcraft 2. >> wow! what is your favorite game. >> i'm super excited forde ab blow 3. >> wow. which one is your favorite game. >> wow. >> wow? >> yes. >> that's the name of the game. >> yes. >> wow. wow! wow! wow! wow! well, that's it in blizzcon. now i'm going to play wow. wow!
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thank you, cleto. hi, i'm jimmy. i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching and joining us here. we had the week off last week. that was god for me. i was able to catch up on the third largest collection of baby dolls in the state of california. but it is great to be back. have you been watching the world series of baseball? baseball isn't as popular as it used to be. baseball needs to start dating a kardashian or something. they played game five tonight in texas, the rangers against the cardinals. former president bush used to own the rangers i think when he was in college or something. last night he threw out the ceremonial first pitch. there's the president looking fit, he throws the pitch. it's a little bit high and --
hit president obama in the head. what do you think? what do you think president bush does all day now? angry birds, right? in most of the country the game tonight was on against "dancing with the stars" which, you know, i knew the day would come when i would be forced to choose between baseball and rob kardashian dancing. i just didn't anticipate it would come so soon. the monday night football game was on, jacksonville played baltimore, not exactly a marquee matchup but brought the "dancing with the stars" audience over to the game. look at this here. >> 41, thomas to the 39. loses two. >> jimmy: and now a penalty is called. >> a penalty marker is down in front of the ravens bench. >> the offense has ferocious footwork. particularly the legs, he looked like a crazy bear. he needs more passion, more sex appeal. i want to see his -- 15-yard
penalty. yes! >> jimmy: see what they did, they had judge bruno running on field as an official. i personally didn't watch "dancing with the stars" tonight because if there's anything i learned from the new "footloose" remake is dancing is a sin and should not be tolerated. i did watch a little. each celebrity danced two times tonight, once with their partner and once in a team dance. i'm still not sure which team chaz bono is on, but chaz got the lowest score of the night. 19 out of 30. by the way is it my imagination but has chaz bono not lost one pound this season? not an ounce. he's the hurley of the "dancing with the stars" island. j.r. martinez and ricki lake tied at 29 apiece. if you're a "dancing with the stars" fan still look for a celebrity to vote for making that choice can be difficult sometimes so allow me to suggest
david arquette. he has style, charisma and i bet $1,000 on him to win personally. i really d i gamble on dancing which is the saddest addiction you can have but if that doesn't convince you to vote for david arquette perhaps this golden moment from cnn will. >> people are inside buying the book. much more action happening online. already number one on amazon ean, in fact -- >> david arquette, david arquette. not nancy grace. >> ow! [ bleep ]. >> jimmy: beaten unconscious with an iphone. that's actually a guy named benji who works with the howard stern show but he's pretty representative of america. president obama visited los angeles tonight. i don't get that. there's got to be an easier way for the president of the united states to get medical marijuana than to fly all the way out to california. obama was here on another fund-raising trip. he went to one dinner party with
will smith and then another one at melanie griffith and antonio banderas' house. must suck to need money that badly. have to go to antonio banderas' house to pick it up. it's like trick-or-treating in the most embarrassing possible way. this is pretty funny. over the weekend in indiana former "survivor" winner rupert -- do you remember him, he looks like he collects human heads. he is announcing that he's running for governor of indiana. thanks, arnold schwarzenegger. entering as a libertarian if. if he doesn't get elected he has a good shot of winning wrestle mania. >> i am seeking the libertarian party's nomination for governor of indiana. [ cheers and applause ] >> there are a lot of issues
facing hughing hoosiers now. >> jimmy: he won't be squandering money on haircuts or shampoo. some aren't taking him seriously because he's rupert from "survivor" but the man has been on three times running an ad that find to be very persuasive. >> rupert for governor, vote for him or he'll hug you. paid for by rupert boneham. >> jimmy: because he smells. probably. i don't know. i've never been near him. reality stars -- i like they're running for office now. one day my dream of a president snooki might become a reality. this is an odd story. one of john lennon's teeth is going up for auction in england. i guess the tooth fairy is finally cashing in and it's a molar he gave his housekeeper as a gift. either that or he said throw
this out and she didn't speak english but she has it and selling it. regis and kelly were talking about it and mentioned mother renowned collector of auction items. >> here's some other things that have other interesting things that have sold in the past. clippings of elvis presley's hair, sold in 2009 for $15,000. yes. jimmy kimmel's, gary coleman's size xl gap sweatpants in 2008 for -- oh, no, there were fake bids as high as $400,000. they don't tell us what jimmy kimmel actually paid. >> i thought jimmy was a little taller than gary coleman. >> i think he just wanted to have them. >> he wanted to have gary coleman's sweatpants. >> we're not sure why. >> interesting about that jimmy kimmel guy. >> jimmy: why wouldn't you want to have gary coleman sweatpants. not only do i own gary coleman's
pants they proudly hang in our studio every night. you don't get to see this unless you're here visiting but when he -- we put them up and then we thought we would take them down and then he passed away and i didn't have the heart to take them down. speaking of eternity the world was supposed to end friday. i don't think it did, though. the guy said it was going to end is a christian radio host named harold camping. this is harold camping. he also had the colts in the under so it was a tough week for him all around. he predicted the apocalypse was going to happen back in may and i don't think that one happened either. well, you know what they say, the third apocalypse is the charm. maybe he should start with something easier to predict like the five-day forecast in phoenix then move on to the apocalypse. this is reported to be the 12th time mr. camping has predicted
the end of the world, the first time 1978 and he keeps doing -- not only is he bad at predicting things but he's kind of a bummer to hang out with. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: this is interesting. the bbc has a new seven-part documentary series called "frozen planet" where they follow cameras around with cameras similar to what they do with paris hilton. the first episode this week focuses on penguins and it's pretty great to watch. didn't they do a whole movie about penguins? male penguins attract a mate by building the biggest possible nest not unlike the way it works in the human world. sometimes when a good penguin is trying to build a nest a bad penguin tries to steal his rocks. >> it takes shapes to build a decent nest and finding ones that are just right is not easy. ♪ >> so some penguins turn to a
life of crime. ♪ >> jimmy: that's what he gets. most adorable episode of it ever. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: halloween is one week from tonight. if you're going to a party, you better figure out a costume or you'll be stuck wearing a salad bowl on your head and calling yourself justin bieber. i still can't decide if i'll be a werewolf or a sexy al roker but every year -- i blame facebook for this.
more and more costumes on pets. people dress their animals up for halloween and while most seem to think it's cute there is a animal rights group launching a campaign that strongly disagrees with that assessment. >> we are your pets. your best friends. your most loyal companions. and yet every halloween you dress us in ridiculous embarrassing costumes. do we look like clowns to you? or lobsters? punk rockers, ewoks, harry potters, fast food, wonder women, chia pets or oompa-loompas? you spay us, you neuter us and now you take our dignity. we've had enough. if you don't stop dressing us like idiots we'll knock you down and hump you. woof. paid for by pets against people. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: humping is their
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♪ >> jimmy: hi there. welcome back. tonight on the program, the voice of a generation on thursday night, we will gather 'round the television for the triumphant return of "beavis and butt-head" to mtv. and their father, mike judge is here to tell us about it tonight. and then, with music from this their first album in 11 years, it's called "green naugahyde," primus from the bud light outdoor stage.
tomorrow night, hugh laurie will be here, as will snooki and the latest "dancing with the stars" castoff, and both beavis and butt-head too. and later this week justin timberlake, tyra banks, david spade, brett ratner, rebecca romijn, and music from frank turner and the fray. so please join us then. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: our first guest is thick of beard and weird of mind with a name that could win any scrabble game around. starting friday, you can see him give voice to an accident-prone egg named humpty in the new animated feature "puss in boots," please say hello to zach galifianakis. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: good to see you. >> nice to see you. >> jimmy: this is your 15th appearance on this show. >> 15th appearance, yes, i read
that. >> jimmy: you did. where did you read that? >> in my diary. >> jimmy: oh, really. >> yep. i'm the one that called you about it. >> jimmy: that's right. aisle so sorry. i forgot. i know you just had a birthday. did you have a big party? are you a partying kind of guy? >> i don't -- i don't like to -- what do you mean -- i like to drink underneath my table alone by myself but not a big party guy. but i -- this birthday, my 27th, was -- [ laughter ] >> -- was -- i was doing a performance, a "q" and "a" with "the new yorker" magazine. >> jimmy: ooh. >> that's right. no, it was with "teen people." "tiger beat." >> jimmy: poster came out.
>> yeah. >> jimmy: "the new yorker." >> so there were people there and it was my birthday and i felt bad that i didn't really have a celebration so i got 500 cupcakes for the audience. >> jimmy: where do you get 500 cupcakes. >> at a place called baby cakes in new york in the lower east side of new york. it's called baby cakes. >> jimmy: i think there is one here too. they make cakes for baby, right. >> yeah, i went into the store and it was like i need 500 cupcakes and they were like, oh, so the usual. [ laughter ] little fat joke about myself? and anyway -- >> jimmy: you got them and distributed them to others. >> that's right in the audience. >> jimmy: was there a candle or anything. >> no, there was no candle but the cupcakes were laced with lsd. and guess what, everybody is getting a cupcake tonight!
[ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: when you're in front of a group of people on a regular basis, people love drugs, you learn. >> they do. >> jimmy: he go crazy for themes. >> yes. >> jimmy: speaking of drugs -- i found something -- somebody found this and say this is a picture of you in high school. is that you in high school? >> that -- yep, that's when i was head of the cheerleading squad. >> jimmy: staring at it like 20 minutes to make you -- i see like the eyes and everything, although i think of maybe we t got -- let me see if -- >> you guys have any -- >> jimmy: yeah, that's you. that is you. >> that's it. >> jimmy: what kind of a opportunity were you besides
fresh faced? >> i was -- i was a pretty good student. yeah, i got good grades and was, you know, respectful to my teachers and i got an academic scholarship to barber college. >> jimmy: oh, really. did you take them up on. >> yeah, played linebacker there for awhile. >> jimmy: at what point in your life did you decide i want to be in show business -- i want to do something that people watch me? >> like ten minutes ago. i know i was in elementary school a& the kid -- the guy tht whistled the theme song to at the andy griffith show" came and whistled -- >> jimmy: we run a tight budget. >> he whistled the theme song to "the andy griffith show" and i remember looking at him like all he did is showed up to work with
nothing and he knows how to whistle. i have to figure out how to basically do that for a living. and that is how i got -- that's basically the beginning when i tried to figure out like what i could do to entertain people. this guy just captivated an is assembly of children. the greatest day of my life. a light went off but i unfortunately got nye pants pulled down the same day. >> jimmy: you did. >> yeah. >> jimmy: somehow -- well, that must have made an indelible impression. >> it made an impression on me and everybody else too. >> jimmy: who pulled your pants down? >> the guy that was whistling. wait, i got backstage passes. [ laughter ] [ applause ] >> oh, childhood abuse.
>> jimmy: and now you're trying to eat your problem as way through cupcakes. >> that's right. that's exactly right. >> jimmy: were you abused regularly and i don't mean sexually but as a child would people pick on you? >> i was but i also picked on other people but my brother who is really big, he used to pick me up by my underwear like where my feet would dangle like this and he would like wait till gravity kicked in and just hold me for 30 minutes until my underwear like broke or part of my underroos ended up in my small intestine. >> jimmy: de give you a wedgie or -- >> back then we just called it love. back in north carolina it was just called family love. >> jimmy: and are you still on speaking terps with your brother. >> just skyping. >> jimmy: how are things back on the farm in north carolina? you lived on a farm. >> i have a place in north
carolina. i got -- just bought a couple of donkeys and then i -- the other day i was -- my farm almost burned down, i have a few iacre and i almost burnt my farm down. >> jimmy: you almost burnt your farm down. how did you almost burn your farm down. >> i was smoking grass and i was trying to burn grass -- and i poured a little -- i don't want any chemicals on my land but poured a little diesel and lit it. small bucket of water. i knew what i was doing. i was an eagle scout. >> jimmy: this is like a fertilizing thing. >> you burn your grass so the grass revitalizes itself until you get rid of the weeds so it's all about getting rid of the weeds and anyway, six minutes later my land is ablaze and i'm run running to my neighbor's and
trying to get this -- turning on his spigot and filling up the bucket and two fire trucks and an ambulance came and, you know, these good old guys they see me as a city slicker so it's kind of really embarrassing. oh, well, hey, zach, what's up. what did you do? i don't know. trying to burn my grass. >> jimmy: everything is all right. >> everything is fine, yeah, everything is fine. >> jimmy: let's take a quick break here. when we come back let's set your beard on fire. >> sure. >> jimmy: okay. zach galifianakis. "puss in boots" opens in theaters friday. we'll be right back. i'm a stay-at-home dad. and let me tell ya, doing laundry is classic problem solving. i mean, kids make stains, i use tide boost to super charge our detergent. boom -- the clothes look amazing, and daddy? well, he's a hero. oh, see this thing here? it was covered in freezer pop.
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surrounded by soldiers. they wrote a song about it. >> jimmy: that's humpty dumpty, zach galifianakis in "puss in boots," very clean shaven humpty dumpty. >> i had to shave. >> jimmy: some would say i did this for my kids. you don't have any kids. >> no, i don't have any kids and -- i mean i did but they left me. they left me. >> jimmy: when the fire hit the farm. they hit the road. >> yes, the fire. >> jimmy: what do you do on halloween? do you go out? do you stay home and give out candy or anything like that? >> i give out candy to kids all the time. >> jimmy: that's nice. >> in my van that plays ice cream truck music. halloween, no, this halloween i don't think -- ray couple halloweens ago i was at my
friend matt's house and we were -- we were watching trick or treaters and giving candy and these kids came to the door and one of the kids was an african-american kid and he had like a bow tie on and like horned rimmed glasses from the '50s and he was like trick or treat this black kid and my friend looks at him and goes, oh, malcolm x and the kid goes, no, i'm a nerd. racially profiling a 7-year-old. >> jimmy: he may have been reading a little too much into it. >> ask him if he's mao tse-tung. >> jimmy: have you ever run into anyone dressed as you? >> i have. a couple years ago i was in albuquerque, new mexico, and -- [ laughter ] >> i doesn't remember if they switched states.
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and taught them to speak. brand-new episodes of "beavis and butt-head" begin this thursday night at 10:00 on mtv. please say hello to mike judge. [ cheers and applause ] too titans of the world of animation together on -- well, two separate chairs. it's good to see you. why may i ask after 14 years and we're, believe me, very glad to have them back but why are you just briefing "beavis and butt-head" back. >> felt like television was getting too smart and -- no, i mean i don't know. mtv had been asking me for awhile like every year or so and got tired of asking but started watching this, you know, these 16 and pregnant and teen mom and "jersey shore" and just hearing
the voice of butt-head and beavis in my head, it just seemed like maybe it was the right time and then -- >> jimmy: lured you back in by putting all these ridiculous shows on the air. >> it was hard to resist, yeah. >> jimmy: beavis and butt-head are not older or smarter. they're still right where they were when we left off. >> still virgins, still really stupid, yeah. >> jimmy: it's funny. you think now about the show and think back when the show came out and every human being was talking like beavis and butt-head. >> yeah. >> jimmy: i mean, everyone, right? >> yeah, there was -- yeah, i used to overhear that a lot, yeah. >> jimmy: who have you met that you've been most surprised was a "beavis and butt-head" fan? >> i'd say -- well, i didn't meet him but i heard marlon brando was way into "beavis and butt-head," johnny depp had told me that he and marlon brand dough were doing a movie -- i can't remember which it was but
they would do -- marlon would be butt-head and johnny would be beavis. i wish somebody had filmed it. >> jimmy: oh, my god, yeah, no kidding. no kidding. wow. >> yeah. >> jimmy: that's -- boy, i didn't even realize there was a overlap in the marlon brando era and "beavis and butt-head." >> he was still alive. >> jimmy: this is before death. >> i'm sure after also. >> jimmy: have you ever been concerned somebody was a fan like an airline pilot or something like that. >> i have a lot of pilot fans, you know, i was actually -- my younger daughter, she's 17 now and when she was not even 2 we had -- she had to have surgery she's fine now, everything is good but on her tear duct. me and my wife were all nervous and the anesthesiologist is a good fan and i'm like, okay. wait, is that good? that might not be good. and then he turns out to be just a hard-core fan and saying that
mexico episode there was two parts then they don't play that anymore and i have it taped and i'm just like, okay -- why don't we focus on the surgery here? >> jimmy: a lot of people were angry about the show when it first came on. i don't know why they were angry. but did you get any of that or were you under the -- >> i mean i got a lot of it. all kinds of it but -- well, actually for the most part i didn't get dragged into it. they hated mtv but i got a voice mail once from this just deranged hillbilly guy with -- >> i apologize. [ laughter ] i just put my acreage on fire. >> yeah, well, that would all make sense now. no, this guy was like -- he thought the name of the show was "porky's butt hole." i don't know how he got "porky's
butt hole" out of "beavis and butt-head," but i still have the message. >> oh, my god. >> it's like a minute and a half long and he's like -- this is actually -- this is where i got the voice later for a character on "king of the hill." it started out i've been calling y'all for a month and every time that "porky's butt hole" comes on. [ laughter ] >> and the thing that i couldn't figure out is like this message is incomprehensible. i listened to it a million times and still don't know what he's talking about. at some point -- 411 like called -- he called information, a&p and then at some point he started going on about porky's
butt hole and then somebody back then i had a voice mail, yeah, i'm going to get you mike judge, anything butt hole, you know -- went trait to me. >> jimmy: could you show us extake us how you do beavis and then butt-head or vegas versa. [ cheers and applause ] >> well, okay. >> jimmy: i know everyone loves it. >> the way -- the beavis -- >> please do something from porky's butt hole. >> hey, i think -- what would that cartoon be? porky's butt hole. >> jimmy: up to you to figure it up. >> coming up next on abc, "porky's butt hole." yeah, the beavis voice came out of -- okay, well it started -- there's a really nerdy kid nothing like beavis, this was in calculus class, i grew up in albuquerque, new mexico and we
had -- well, yeah. makes even more sense. so just one -- >> remember that time i told you you were dressed as me. [ laughter and applause ] go ahead. >> jimmy: do you remember this kid's name or you can't -- >> i'm not going to say right now but we had this out of the blue suddenly we had this new calculus teacher who was a former dallas cowboys cheerleader and like it was just -- there was -- it was unheard of to ever have a hot hot teacher in albuquerque, new mexico. like nobody had ever seen that happen. >> was it a woman or a guy? [ laughter ] >> i like your cheerleader picture. >> jimmy: he's not a big football fan. >> but, yeah, this kid would sit in the front of the class -- she never said anything funny you he would laugh at everything -- he was like -- making noises.
so started with that and turned into a little like -- hey. and then butt-head just -- i looked at the drawing and was kind of like looked at it going, eh. [ cheers and applause ] sounds better coming out of a cartoon. >> jimmy: no, it sounds pretty great coming out of a human being. everybody is very excited about this. we have a clip here, do you need to set the clip up. >> yes, let me set up the clip. in this episode, beavis and butt-head, they see "twilight" and they see how girls think all vampires are sexy and so they decide they're going to become vampires or we are borewolves aa guy who they think is a werewolf but he's just a homeless and
they get him to bite them but he bites them you it turns out he has hepc and they think they're transforming into werewolves but they're just getting really sick. >> jimmy: here it is. beavis and butt-head. >> eh, eh. >> aren't we werewolves yet? >> it isn't working. i think the transformation is complete. >> that's nice. >> whoa. >> okay, your face. >> whoa. your arms look cool. >> well, let's go get some girls. a-whoo! >> a-whoo. yeah. >> a-whoo. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: welcome back, "beavis and butt-head" are going to be here on the show tomorrow might as a matter of fact.
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