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i'm nick watt for "nightline" in londontown. >> thank you for watching abc news. check in for "good morning america." jimmy kimmel is up next. and all the moms out there, have a great mother's day weekend. tonight on "jimmy kimmel live" -- >> happy cinco de mayo, everybody. >> if it weren't for the irish and the mexicans, between the super bowl and the 4th of july, we would have no reason to get drunk. >> scarlett johansson. >> i'll show you my thigh hold later. >> oh. good night. >> roger daltrey. and "unnecessary
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>> jimmy: hi, i'm jimmy kimmel with a word about this. bud light lime lime-a-rita. thank you. if you like margaritas, you will love this pre-made alternative. it is perfect for cinco de mayo. let's start the fiesta now. let's pour some for everybody in the audience. what do you say? [ cheers and applause ] all these cases are empty, guillermo. do you know anything about this? >> about who? >> jimmy: about who drink all the bud light lime lime-a-rita. >> oh, somebody must drunk it.
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>> jimmy: yeah, i know somebody must drank it, obviously. did you happen to see anyone dra drank it? >> maybe it happened while i was checking the ceiling and floor inspecti inspection. >> jimmy: the what? >> the ceiling and floor inspection? >> jimmy: what is that? >> when i inspection the ceiling and the floor. >> jimmy: you inspection the ceiling and then the floor? >> yeah, the floor. >> jimmy: guillermo, i want you to be honest with me right now. did you drink all the bud light lime lime-a-rita. >> no habla espanol. >> dicky: bud light lime lime-a-rita. authentic margarita flavor with a splash of bud light lime. it's a margarita with a twist. "jimmy kimmel live," back in two minutes with scarlett johansson and roger daltrey. because you don't see this everyday.
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tonight -- scarlett johansson. and music from roger daltrey. with cleto and the cletones. and now, after all, here's jimmy kimmel! ♪ it's "jimmy kimmel live" [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thank you. that's very nice. thank you. i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thank you for coming out to visit. we welcome you young and old and i would like to wish each of you a happy tres de mayo. we get started a couple of days early on cinco de mayo around here. cinco de mayo is on saturday. i can't believe it's been almost a year since the last time i threw up in a sombrero.
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cinco de mayo come men rates the victory of the mexican war. it's a day of much mexican pride. and nothing fills the mexican community with pride like white people drinking upside down margaritas at chili's. [ laughter ] if it weren't for the irish and the mexicans, between the super bowl and the 4th of july, we would have no reason to get drunk, so -- gracias, as they say. [ laughter ] i want to wish early cinco de mayo to guillermo, who -- where is guillermo? oh. there he is. >> i'm not guillermo, jimmy. for cinco de mayo, i've been cinco claus. ar ariba! ♪ you better watch out ♪ you better not cry ♪ you better watch out ♪ you better not cry ♪ i'm telling you why ♪ cinco claus is m coing to town ♪ ♪ he's making a list ♪ he's checking it twice ♪ tequila everybody
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♪ woo ♪ cinco claus is coming ♪ cinco claus is coming ♪ cinco claus is coming to to town ♪ happy cinco de mayo, everybody! >> jimmy: cinco claus is just like santa claus, only intox kated. not only is it cinco de mayo this weekend -- i don't know what just happened, either. [ laughter ] it's prom season, too. which is why all the drugstores are running so low on baby's breath and axe body spray. [ laughter ] prom night could turn out to be the biggest night of your life, assuming you go on to live an exceptionally unremarkable life. but they just did a study that said families will spend just over $1,000, almost $1,100 to send their kid to the prom, which -- that is -- my prom didn't cost -- of course, i didn't go, so it was, yeah, a lot cheaper, but -- [ laughter ]
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the theme to my prom was "stay home and watch "simon and simon" while my mom makes chicken parmesan." here's something parents should be aware of. a new national survey shows that heavy marijuana use among teenagers have increased 80% over the last four years, which helps explain the popularity of the band one direction. [ laughter ] and the stuffed crust pizza, for that matter. almost 10% of teens say they smoke pot heavily, which is defined as up to 20 times a month. you know the commercials when the mom brings home the sunny d and the kids freak out? i always wondered -- this is why, it turns out. [ laughter ] this is -- serious concern because experts say pot smoking can be a gateway that leads to kids experimenting with more serious drugs, like alcohol and cigarettes, so -- [ laughter ] might be time to get in that sock drawer and dig, moms, you know? this will be a especially funny to teens on pot. it's a video of a pit bull named boomer. boomer has some very definite opinions on what he does and
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what he does not want to do. >> boomer, you want to go outside? you want to take a bath? [ laughter ] you want to go outside? you want to take a bath? >> jimmy: and it goes -- the dogs pretend they don't understand us, but they do. they just do it so they can keep drinking out of the toilet. [ laughter ] in the interest of equal time, since everything is so partisan these days, we have video of a cat keeping a very close eye on a fish. apparently this cat sits and watches this fish every morning. but this day was a little different because on this day, the fish fights back. it's like a -- [ applause ] feline version of "rise of the planet of the apes." have you been following the nba playoffs? the los angeles clippers are in
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the playoffs. they played the grizzlies in memphis last night. good game, the grizzlies won it, thanks to a lot of extra effort from their center marc gasol. watch him dive out of bounds for this loose ball. >> have to love this. big gasol going into the stands, watch how, little fella. you don't want to get run over by that big old grizzly right there. >> jimmy: and we got a little -- let's see if we can get a little closer and watch that again. [ laughter ] he's got the peace sign. and that is a -- [ applause ] a clear back court violation. i watched that now about 30 times, i still can't figure out what he was trying to do. maybe trying to stress the importance of getting a regular prostate exam? one of the most anticipated movies of the year, maybe of the decade, comes out tomorrow. it's marvel's "the avengers." [ cheers and applause ] it's all the super heroes gathered together.
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and it's nice -- it's kind of cool to see all the characters responsible for my virginity together in one film. is anyone here, are you guys going to see it? [ cheers and applause ] i saw it already. it's great. in case you are wondering, the hulk does, indeed, smash. but you know, right outside our theater, we're very fortunate to have some costume characters of our own. they stand out there all day taking pictures, posing for tourists and what not. in a way, i feel like they are my own personal avengers. so, today, i asked them to gather outside our front steps and i gave them a mission. you know, the one area these superhero movies seem to forget about is merchandising. there's no way to find toys or anything for your kids, you know? so, i asked our avengers to do what they do best, and that is assemble. avengers. i've asked you to assemble here today because we have a problem.
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there isn't enough avengers merchandise. so, today, i would like you to design your own avengers t-shirt. you understand? get to work. seacrest out. >> tell me about your drawing spongebob. >> it's about the blazing sun. the sun is the circle of all the superheroes. everything out of orbit is anti-matter. >> that's just a circle. >> yeah. >> that's pretty good. i like that. it's like about escalator that's going up. >> yeah, it's not for today besides, you know, i just think it's his memory, yeah. >> i'm sorry. what? >> you know, it's raining, you know -- >> what? >> falling the heart, you know,
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coming -- >> i have no idea what you're even saying. you know, i think there's just a big communication problem between the two of us. and i feel like he's, like, a good guy, but he's in the wrong country. >> chewbacca is a [ bleep ] [ bleep ]. yes. he's a pain. he's always the time breaking my balls, with his, "i don't know what you're saying." >> spongebob, shut up! ahh! >> what do you think of my drawing so far? >> i think it was dirt on the t-shirt, you know? >> like, can you say that one more time? >> i think you have -- >> you look like captain america, but you sound like puss in the boots. he's a cat from "thshrek." >> you have a [ bleep ] with boots. yeah. yeah. i got that. >> i'm still not getting -- >> fight! fight!
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fight! >> yeah, what i do -- >> hey! >> you ruined my art! >> ahh! >> [ bleep ] >> no, it's not. >> i can clean my ass with that tonight. look, look, what i think about it. >> you glitter bombed me. without me even knowing it. >> no, no. >> what are you going to do? come on, jack him up. >> i really do hope that jimmy likes my t-shirt even though captain america ruined it. i know that, you know, jimmy seeps me for the artist that i am. >> on a scale of 1 to 10, i have to say i did a 5 for effort. >> what? i got blue paint on my tooth? oh [ bleep ]. >> jimmy: all right. ladies and gentlemen, here now, live, to present their t-shirt design, the hollywood boulevard avengers. [ cheers and applause ] wow. what a spectacle. hello, avengers.
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you've all worked incredibly hard designing your t-shirts. but only one of you will be the winner tonight. we'll begin with you, captain america. reveal your t-shirt design, please. it says "stan lee forever." tell us a little bit about this design and what it represents. >> i did it this way because for italy, because i think it's a great writer, he create family of marvel, you know -- >> jimmy: right. what does the arrow represent? >> the arrow represent, it's in honor of thor. he's not here with us tonight. he's with us tonight. >> jimmy: all right. well, let's move to iron man. thank you, captain america. aaron iron man, let's see your shift. very colorful. very avengers. tell us about the shirt. >> i focused on the captain
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america shield star and then i featured my friend hulk and put him right there with the avenger -- >> jimmy: oh, yeah, okay. beautifully done. thank you, iron man. >> thank you. >> jimmy: the hulk. let us see your shirt. if you can, indeed turn it around with the giant fake hands on. oh, no. let me help you, hulk. here we go. all right. here we go. all right. all right, hulk. tell us about your design. what were you thinking? and what -- >> well, jimmy -- >> jimmy: yes? >> well -- i don't know what i was doing. i just was feeding off everybody else's energy. >> jimmy: i see. >> and i got kind of creative. so, if you know what a caution sign looks like, i tried to make that. >> jimmy: yes, yes. you --
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>> but as you can see, i can't do anything with these hands. >> jimmy: all right, all right, thank you. you did a good job despite the loss of your hands. spongebob. >> yeah. >> jimmy: i'm not sure how you got into this group, but -- >> me neither, jimmy. >> jimmy: go ahead and reveal your t-shirt design. i see you are cleaned your tooth. that's good news. tell us about it. >> it was supposed to be like in orbit, space power with all the superheros get their muscles and all the powers from the gamma rays and it's for all the astro moments that we have on planet earth, so that way we can see different colors from our own eyes and views that brings all the -- >> jimmy: so, you are saying a lot of thought went into that finger painting mess. >> sure did, jimmy. >> jimmy: thank you, spongebob. and finally, chewbacca. chewbacca, show us what you got. >> ah, it's a t-shirt.
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>> jimmy: what happened there? we saw in the tape that you and captain america had some issues. >> yeah. he -- he ruined it, but -- >> jimmy: why did you do that, captain america? >> i don't know. it looks better that way. now he's got a big piece of fun. everybody love it. >> jimmy: do you feel that captain america is a little bit of a bully, chewbacca? >> ah -- i mean, if i wanted to, i guess i could, like, claim animal abuse. >> jimmy: yeah. kind of, yeah. >> but technically, i'm not, like, a animal. >> jimmy: no, technically you're not an animal. >> maybe if i got a dumb worker, you could, like, fool them. >> jimmy: okay, thank you, again. i'm glad you guys are able to work this out. all right. avengers, i want to thank you for your designs, but as i said, there can only be one winner, and that winner tonight is -- i'm going with spongebob. spongebob, congratulations! >> yay!
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>> jimmy: congratulations. anyone you'd like to thank, spongebob? [ applause ] spongebob? all right, there they are. the avengers, everybody. thank you, thank you all. close them up. it's starting to smell in here. [ cheers and applause ] wow. i feel like at home you can't really get the scent but when you really breathe them in, that's when you know they're real heroes. all right, one more thing. it's thursday night, time for our weekly tribute to the fcc, where we bleep and blur things whether they need it or not. it's "this week in unnecessary censorship." >> the teams of cheryl, tony and louie will [ bleep ] our judges when we come back. >> thanks so much for watching on an historic day when newt gingrich [ bleep ] his [ bleep ]. >> you know, that's what joe biden's famous for, putting his [ bleep ] in his mouth. >> she was born with a disability that would defeat most people. instead, this woman [ bleep ] everyone she meets.
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>> diana? >> yes. >> so, is tonight going to be the night you get [ bleep ]? >> oh, my god. >> you have ever -- >> i have not [ bleep ] -- >> have you? >> i [ bleep ] my own [ bleep ]. i have never [ bleep ] a [ bleep ]. >> you need to embrace each other up there. hold each other, look into each other's eyes and [ bleep ] that [ bleep ]. get over it! >> all right, well, lance bass [ bleep ] big [ bleep ]. >> we can be free of both radical islam, saw di kings and chinese [ bleep ] [ bleep ] all with the same strategy. >> if you were my friend, you wouldn't rub your [ bleep ] in my face. >> i'm not rubbing my [ bleep ] in your face. this is rubbing my [ bleep ] in your face. >> jimmy: well. it's been and up and down night for him. we have a good show for you tonight. from the who, roger daltrey is here. and we'll be right back with scarlett johansson, so stick around. ♪
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>> jimmy: hi, everyone. tonight on the program, from the who, the patron of the ucla daltrey/townshend teen & young adult cancer program, here to chat and sing on the bud light stage, roger daltrey is here with us. we've got a good line up for you next week. next week on the show, johnny depp, kristen stewart, dr. phil, steve harvey, dev patel, chloe grace moretz will be here. and we'll have music from silversun pickups, b.o.b, glenn frey, and carrie underwood. so, join us then. and also, if you watch the show specifically for our announcer dicky barrett his band the mighty mighty bosstones is performing live tomorrow night at the ritz in tampa and on saturday as part of sunfest in
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west palm beach. [ applause ] if he gets there in time, knock on wood. >> dicky: thank you, jimmy. >> jimmy: you know what i'm saying? this is fun. we showed some of these last night. there's a game called draw something that will take complete control of your life if you play it. be really careful. it's kind of like pictionary. you do it online with your friends. they give you a choice of three words and you pick one and draw it. one of the words last week was "kimmel" and they sent us some of the artwork that people made, trying to tell their -- and some of this art work is unbelievable. this -- me, a lot of guillermo. and -- that's me and you, guillermo. i don't know which is which. there we are in court. that's just guillermo. >> wow. >> jimmy: there's another one, just guillermo. that's lego guillermo. there we are on the set together. that's a really good one, too. there's just guillermo. i like that one a lot. and look at that, guillermo strangling me. so, that's fun. now, here's the thing. [ applause ]
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draw something, they just added the word depp to the game, and since johnny depp will here on tuesday, play it, draw him and we'll show some of our favorite drawings to him on the show. you should probably call in sick to work for the next few days so you can focus on this. our first guest tonight is an exceptionally talented woman. you know her from far too many films for me to mention. starting tomorrow, you can see her in very tight clothing alongside iron man, thor, captain america and the hulk in one of the most highly-anticipated supermovies ever, marvel's "the avengers." please say hello to scarlett johansson. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: how are you doing? [ cheers and applause ] >> i'm good. hi! >> jimmy: nice to have you here. >> thank you. my first time here.
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>> jimmy: i know. i'm excited to have you here. you were a very good sport with guillermo last week. at the premiere of "the avengers." >> oh, my god. he just got us all started. we were just sloshed. >> jimmy: especially you. you were the best sport of everyone. we have video of this -- >> oh, dear. >> jimmy: this is from the red carpet. things are pretty formal, typically. >> this is for the superheroes. >> woo. >> salut. >> jimmy: also known as tequila. >> you feel like you have powers? >> after a couple more, i might. >> i'll give you more. >> sure. i'll drink it. >> this tastes great. can i get another kiss? >> yeah, sure, why not? especially now. >> wow! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: is that -- >> actually, at the end of the red carpet, all of us were just like super boozy. and like, did you see him, you took how many shots? we were all trashed. >> jimmy: roaming little
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bartender. >> yeah, yeah. >> jimmy: did that effect your enjoyment of the film? you've had four premieres. >> we had a lot. and we've been trashed at every one. >> jimmy: where else were you? >> we were in russia, we were in, well, we had the premiere here, as you saw. russia, london, italy, germany. we've been all over the place. >> jimmy: when they see captain america, do they get bummed out? i mean, like -- [ laughter ] >> the russians like my character probably more than captain america. >> jimmy: i see. i got you. >> i play a russian spy in it. but you know, everybody has kind of a different take on it. i mean, i guess the russians really like the dark, they like the darkness. they were crazy for tom, who plays loki in the film. the fan art was out of control. >> jimmy: really? >> unbelievable. yeah. unbelievable. actually mark ruffalo has this story how, he got into his car at the end of the, you know, russian premiere at this woman, this random woman slid into the car with him and he was like -- and of course it's mark, he's so cool, he's like, baby, you got
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to go, you got to go, baby. and she's like, i can't, i can't. i can't leave you. he's like, sweetheart, this is never going to happen. this is never going to be. and she's like, no, no, you have to give this -- you have to -- he's like, what? she hands it to him. it's this unbelievable rendering of tom. the most realistic -- he's like, get the hell out of my car! >> jimmy: middleman. >> yeah, he was the middleman to deliver this amazing piece of fan art which i just -- i wish that tom had given it to me, but -- >> jimmy: does mark turn into the hulk and crush and destroy her? >> he did after a little russian standard vodka. >> jimmy: the hulk just stole the film. >> what's that mean? >> jimmy: not that you don't. certainly. >> oh, yeah, sure, yeah. >> jimmy: i saw you got your star on the hollywood walk of fame this week. >> yeah, yes. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: is that exciting? >> yeah, i got it just
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yesterday, it was very, very -- it's right across the street. >> jimmy: we're going to keep an eye on it for you. >> polish it. >> jimmy: key the hobos off it. >> make sure nobody yourinates it. >> jimmy: you hear that, guillermo? no urinating on it. did your whole family come out? >> my grandmother was there, my mom came. >> jimmy: oh, wow. >> the whole -- and my grandmother was -- this is like, i flew her from new york and she's, first of all, she told me before, she'll be 90 years old this year and she was like, oh, i could really use a couple of days away. i'm like, from what? yeah. >> jimmy: from the rat race. >> yeah, right. the grind. but she came and she was so excited and everything and of course i, you know, i gave her a little nod and everything, you have the speech, and i was so happy to have her, she was so proud. she kept looking up. you know, unbelievable.
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and then, at the end, she got, you know, somebody helped her get to her car, whatever, and there were a lot of fans there and, you know, photographers and everything and they were taking pictures of her, as well. and right before she got into the car, she just went, thank you, thank you, you beautiful, beautiful people! [ applause ] she's so sweet. so sweet. and she got into the car. she closed the car door and she open md it again and she's like, you're wonderful, you're so wonderful. >> jimmy: she suddenly had an accent. >> not suddenly. that's -- i'm going light on the accent. >> jimmy: oh, really? >> yeah, yeah. >> jimmy: this has got to be an exciting thing for you, to have your own -- i don't know if we can call this a action figure. it's kind of a lego figure that you -- that you got -- it's not -- >> you can never get it to stand. how -- and i notice, of course, i have the same body but they tried to make the little curves. you see that? >> jimmy: it seems like -- >> and, and, look at this. i realized because i was so upset. i thought maybe i could wear thor's hair.
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you can take the hair off. and then, you can turn the face around and, look, i'm pleasant on that side. that's, like, the pleasant me and that's the more, kind of aggressive -- i don't know. that's like a night of partying right there. i don't know. >> jimmy: wow. that's -- yeah. i guess -- i don't know why they would do that. your character is black widow and, yeah, you look -- you look like you weigh 400 pounds if you were to believe this lego. >> yeah, of course, but i don't think they've had kind of a curvy lego before. >> jimmy: it's about time they work on that. seems like they should. >> i think so. >> jimmy: oh, and i have -- [ applause ] i have this commissioned for you, also. >> that's absolutely gorgeous. >> jimmy: we're going to take a quick break. scarlett johansson is here. marvel's "the avengers" is the film. it opens tomorrow. we'll be right back. get your cash back! oh, hi. which cash back booth looks better to you, chase freedom or the largest cashback card? oh, i'll try the largest.
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♪ >> jimmy: there you go. that's scarlett johansson in "the avengers." it opens tomorrow. that's a lot of fun. that's got to be fun. >> yeah, no, that was terrible. >> jimmy: it was? >> no, it was painful. that's all. terribly painful. >> jimmy: for jeremy or you? >> both of us. yeah, for both of us. jeremy actually really terribly wounded his neck, completely couldn't turn, you know when you do that where you can't turn? and he did that, like, tieing his shoe that day, which was the biggest injury he sustained. >> jimmy: that sounds like an excuse. maybe you wounded his neck and he didn't want to admit it. >> no, no, really, they were like, jeremy, we need you, he was like, what -- oh, and that was it. >> jimmy: you are telling me
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these people aren't really super heroes? >> no, yes we are. >> jimmy: that is disappointing. >> i promise. i'll show you my thigh hold later on. [ applause ] >> jimmy: good night! thanks for watching. did you go to the prom when you were in high school? >> my senior prom, i went with my boyfriend at the time. >> jimmy: you did? >> yeah. >> jimmy: i did not go to the prom. probably a shocking thing for you to hear. >> that's very sad. >> jimmy: i did not go. >> i would have gone to prom with you. >> jimmy: well, that's what i was just going to ask you, actually. i'm doing -- i'm working on a project. i'm trying to erase my past. >> oh. you and i both. >> jimmy: if you could open these curtains here, i have something set up that i think hopefully would be -- would you mind -- i -- i got you this corsage. >> okay. [ applause ] >> jimmy: is that you? is that you -- >> that's me from high school, yeah. >> wow. no wonder nobody went --
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>> jimmy: how dare you. listen -- that's for you. >> wow. you are so prepared. >> jimmy: yes, very prepared. >> what do i have to do? >> jimmy: if you get next to me in high school and we'll pretend, then, that i went to the prom with you. >> all right. >> jimmy: when i was in high school. and i'll destroy any old evidence of any kind. all right. ready? let's get in -- >> all right, here we go. >> jimmy: okay? [ applause ] try to look more lovey dovey -- more like -- >> i wish i could put my hand in your coat -- >> jimmy: like we can't wait to get back to my mom's station wagon. good, good. very good. [ applause ] maybe a tongue in the ear would be nice? >> oh, yeah? >> jimmy: yeah, yeah. oh, yeah, there you go, that's great. perfect. all right. now, let's see what we have here. let's see how this came out. i think we got it -- oh, yeah, look at that. that is excellent.
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that looks absolutely perfect. >> you are sexy. >> jimmy: thank you so much. >> my pleasure. >> jimmy: scarlett johansson, everybody. and me. "the avengers" opens in theaters tomorrow. we'll be right back with roger daltrey. [ sneezes ] ♪ got it all. here. have a good day, honey. i love you, ok. bye, mom.
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>> jimmy: hi there, we're back. long before his band's music became the soundtrack to every crime scene investigation in this country, our next guest commanded maybe the best head of hair in rock and roll. he is the lead singer of the who and host of the annual teenage cancer trust concert. please welcome roger daltrey. [ cheers and applause ]
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>> jimmy: you still have a beautiful head of hair. >> i still got it. >> jimmy: yeah, nice. >> grateful for that. >> jimmy: thank you for coming. great to have you here. >> yeah, some of me's here. i just come back from japan and literally two days into the time change, so, some of me is here. >> jimmy: okay, all right. well, at least your head the part that talks is here. that's the most important thing. what's the status of the who right now? >> kind of having a very long sabbatical, which seems to be like most of our career. >> jimmy: when you had the farewell concert in '82, did you, at that time, know it probably wasn't really a farewell concert? [ laughter ] >> well, it was farewell for now concert. no, really, we just had to stop touring because we had a lot of problems in the band. >> jimmy: right. >> due to kind of illegal substances. >> jimmy: like plutonium? >> yeah, yeah. it worked. antifreeze.
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so, that was all right. >> jimmy: things are better now, i assume? >> yeah, they are. but now we're all deaf and pete's got a problem with his ears. i had a problem with my voice, which is, touch wood, thanks to this wonderful surgeon in boston, that -- he's treated me and that's okay. >> jimmy: nice. that's nice. >> fixed the voice. hopefully he can fix his ears. [ applause ] >> jimmy: yeah. i -- i heard a story, and it's a crazy story and it sounds like one of those stories that was made up, but i want to ask you about it. your band, you guys were contacted by the olympic committee, the summer olympics are gg to be in lob london, is this true? >> it could only happen in britain. we are so organized. we got an e-mail, requesting could keith moon attend the opening ceremony. and our manager sent an e-mail back saying, well, actually, he currently resides in golden green crematorium, where he's
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been for the last 35 years. maybe if you've got a round table, some glasses, he might be able to get there -- >> jimmy: have a seance to bring him back? >> yeah. >> jimmy: nice. well, tupac came back. in those days -- was keith the one in charge of destroying the hotel rooms? >> well, he -- actually, he wasn't in charge. he was greatly egged on by mr. townshend. >> jimmy: i see. >> pete used to light the fuse. they were partners in crime and -- >> jimmy: and why destroy hotel rooms? >> well, if you've been on the road for month after month after month, they become extremely boring. [ laughter ] i mean, and you run out of fun to have. and then, you know, it gets out of hand and, of course, let's have some fresh air in here. >> jimmy: you run out of fun to
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have. you were banned from a lot of hotels. are the -- >> we once got banned from every hotel in new york. how do you do that? how did we do that? >> jimmy: that's impressive. >> that's a lot of hotels. >> jimmy: are there any that you are still banned from? >> no, no. actually, the truth is, they actually quite liked us because we used to pay the damage. >> jimmy: you did? >> in cash. >> jimmy: in cash? >> yeah. so, of course, we pay in cash and they claim insurance and it was -- welcome back, mr. moon! >> jimmy: that's nice. you really are going around the country remodeling. >> there was a hotel in new york where we used to say, they used to, when they knew we were coming, they used to put keith in the room they wanted decorated. >> jimmy: we have a show here called "extreme home makeover" that does the similar thing. he was like their ty pennington. >> that's true. >> jimmy: i want to talk about the work you've been doing in
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england and now here with the teenage cancer trust. these are -- tell us about it. >> it's my other passion in life, because without teenagers, the support of teenagers, basically, the support of teenagers built the music business as we know it today. and i've got involved in a thing that supports teenagers with cancer, because it amazes me that the medical profession and hospital organizations, they've got very well catered for churn and very well caters f ed for as but there is very little, in fact, almost nothing, for teenagers. i mean, the ages of 12 to 25, we're going to 25. and, of course, when teenagers get cancer, they've got really a different set of problems than any other age group. they are going through enormous changes psychologically. the cancers they get are much more aggressive. they tend to get late diagnosis, because they're playing sports and all that kind of stuff.
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they get the real fuzzy end of the lollipop. and so, what i do and what we've done in england for the last 25 years, we build hospital wards -- which we call them in england, over here, i don't know what you call them, units, your system is very different than ours. but we build them specifically for teenagers, so they can be together and not have their life interrupted, so they can continue their schooling, they can all mix, they run the way it runs and they can have mtv all night, they can do what they want. they can wake up from having a brain tumor removed and not have two clowns, one with a ukulele, one with spoons, at the end of the bed with a baby screaming next door, which actually happens, or even worse, a jer next to you. this is what we do. >> jimmy: this is the benefit concert you did, paul mccartney
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was with you there at that concert. have you guys been on stage together before? >> oh, yeah. we did live aid -- >> jimmy: oh, live aid, yeah, right. >> that was a long time ago. >> jimmy: it's so great to have you here. you are going to sing for us, i understand? >> yeah, yeah. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: the ucla daltrey/townshend teen & young adult cancer program will open soon here in los angeles. they are expanding all around the country, so go and support them. we'll be back with music from roger daltrey. ♪
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>> jimmy: well, this is why you want to have a show. here now with the classic "young man blues," roger daltrey. ♪ ♪ i said a young man ain't got nothin' in the world these days ♪ ♪ i said a young man ♪ ain't going nothing in the world these days
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♪ ♪ you know in the old days when a young man ♪ ♪ was a strong man all the people they'd step back when a young man walked by ♪ ♪ ♪ but you know nowadays it's the old man he's got all the money and a young man ♪ ♪ ain't got nothin' in the world these days ain't got nothing ♪ ♪ ain't going nothing ♪
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♪ ♪ now days an old man's got nothing ♪ ♪ and an old man's got nothing left to say ♪ ♪ and a young man don't think that's very funny ♪ ♪ but the young man finds it hard to get a day's pay ♪ ♪ old dales when a young man ♪ all the people step back when a young man walked on by ♪ ♪ old days when a


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