your age and all your risk factors, and it actually counts down how much time you have left to live. so what's the great moment? they're pounding on your chest, "10, 9, 8-- i told you this thing was good." i can't believe this is our first date. i know. how about dessert? i suppose i have to get a piece of cake. why? today's my birthday. what? today? really? yep. happy birthday to you happy birthday to you happy birthday, dear lisa captioning made possible by columbia tristar domestic television so she went out with you on a first date, and it was her birthday? yeah, and she picked the day. is she socially...awkward? no. she's great. she's attractive, fun.