tv The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon NBC January 15, 2016 11:34pm-12:37am EST
ray romano, lucy hale, musical guest, brandi carlile, and featuring the legendary roots crew. >> questlove: 401, rhode island. >> steve: and now, here he is, jimmy fallon! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: that's what i'm talking about. that's a great crowd right there! welcome. welcome, welcome. welcome, everyone, to "the tonight show." this is it. you're here. you made it.
now we're in it together. thank you very much. you guys, big show tonight. we have ray romano on the show tonight. [ cheers and applause ] he's here to promote his new show about the record industry in the '70s called "vinyl." which is better than the show's original title, "everybody loves cocaine." [ laughter ] and they changed it. they changed it to "vinyl." we also have lucy hale on the show tonight. [ cheers and applause ] she stars in "pretty little liars" which just resumed its sixth season. as opposed to the show "old rich liars" which will continue right up to election day. [ laughter and applause ] very interesting. very entertaining. very entertaining. you guys, last night, the republican candidates held another debate in south carolina, and it went on about a half an hour longer than expected. which isn't bad, considering trump's campaign has gone on half a year longer than expected. [ laughter ]
not bad. that's right. the republican debate went on about a half hour longer than scheduled. today, the moderators apologized for keeping viewers awake so late. then viewers said, "you didn't." [ laughter ] we fell asleep during ben carson, as soon as he started talking. so did he. so did he. he fell asleep as well. all the candidates had a lot to say at the debate last night, but they also had a very hard time saying it. >> what has president obama do -- done to illustrate -- >> that we're back in the game with -- with israel. >> just so -- if i could -- because. >> let's think about -- let's think about -- i want to maybe -- >> this president, this president is more interested in funding -- less interested in funding the military than he is in funding -- he's more interested in funding planned parenthood than he is in funding the military. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: this -- this president -- this, this no, sorry, this president -- no, he's more -- no, he's not interested -- he's more not interested -- this president is -- doesn't like this president.
each other. [ cheers and applause ] what? aren't these the same guys who want english to be our official language? [ laughter ] and donald trump tried bringing up polls that showed him winning, and the crowd actually started to boo. and trump was like, "see, even ghosts love me." [ laughter and applause ] "lots of my supporters wear white sheets. [ audience oohs ] ghosts. classy ghosts." this is everywhere, too. at a rally in florida this week, donald trump had an opening act of three young girls called the usa freedom kids. take a look. enemies of freedom face the music come on boys take them down president donald trump knows how to make america great
or get crushed every time [ laughter ] >> jimmy: kids make the darnedest threats, don't they? [ laughter and applause ] get crushed. >> steve: get crushed every time. >> jimmy: every time. even north korea is like, "what the hell is going on over there? [ laughter ] they've lost control." meanwhile, carly fiorina raised some eyebrows yesterday when she said that, unlike hillary clinton, she actually likes spending time with her husband. [ audience oohs ] she was asked about it in an interview later. listen to what she said to say. >> do you believe the clinton's have a real marriage. >> they've been married for a a very long time. they've been married for a very long time. >> so it's a real marriage? >> they've been married for a a very long time. >> it's a real marriage then? you'll say that? >> they've been married for a a long time. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: they've been married for a very long time. then she started sparking. like they have been married for
[ laughter and applause ] listen to this. turns out the infamous drug lord el chapo reportedly sent flirty text messages to the mexican actress who helped him set up the interview with sean penn. in fact, they recovered these text messages. they're pretty interesting. take a look at this. he texted, "hello? [ laughter ] sup. do you like cocaine? [ laughter ] sorry, that was stupid. [ laughter ] it's just, i've never really done this before. i'm kind of nervous, lol. do you like caviar? damn auto correct, i meant to say, do you like cocaine?" [ laughter ] then she responded with, "new phone. who dis?" [ laughter and applause ] he's got no game. he's got no game. get this. there are reports that while he was on the run, el chapo got
dysfunction. i guess his chalupa had a [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] doctor's trying to help him go from a soft shell to a hard shell. [ laughter ] i guess he's looking for a a little cure-o for his churro. [ laughter ] every time he took off his pants, he said, "say hello to my really little friend." [ laughter and applause ]parently, he has a one inch-alada. [ laughter and applause ]igo was taking a a permanent siesta. [ laughter ]or he had a a floppy sombrero. [ laughter ] when his girlfriend saw it, she ran for the border. [ laughter ]ess nothing would come out of his piata, no matter how much he beat it.
[ cheers and applause ]i don't know. >> steve: beulah marie! >> jimmy: exhausted. exhausted.ing that much. >> steve: oh, my gosh. he couldn't go through the tunnel. >> jimmy: oh, man. el chapo is involved with this or not, but last week near the texas/mexico border, authorities say they found a a shipment of over a ton of as disguised to look like carrots. which explains why now, bugs bunny is now like, "sup, doc?" [ laughter ]show. give it up for the roots, right there. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: that sounds great. thank you, roots.he roots, everybody. how great are the roots?
[ cheers and applause ]w tonight. super fun. guys, come back next week. my man tracy morgan will be [ cheers and applause ] i love that guy.me i'll be talking to him since the accident. i can't wait to talk to him. i was so upset when that happened, but he's still funny. back. >> jimmy: yeah, and we're going to play a game of pup quiz. which is tracy morgan and puppies. so, i mean, yeah.chelsea handler, dakota johnson, sarah silverman, lilly singh, and jeff daniels will be joining us next week. [ applause ]big. but first, we have a fantastic show tonight. this man is so funny.very talented actor, but one of the best stand-up comedians i have ever seen, ever. es "vinyl." we love him. everybody loves him. ray romano is here, ladies and gentlemen.e ] he's so good. >> steve: he's so fun.
new thing later on in the show involving old photos. anyway, stick around for that. it's funny. plus, from the hit show "pretty my pal, the lovely lucy hale is joining us. [ cheers and applause ]eat music from grammy-nominated performer brandi carlile. [ cheers and applause ] >> steve: yeah! >> jimmy: guys, today's friday and that's usually when i catch up on some personal stuff. you know, i check my inbox, i [ cheers and applause ] and i send out thank you notes. i was running a bit behind today, so i thought, if you d just like to write out my weekly thank you notes right now. is that okay? is that good? [ cheers and applause ]ry much. floppy sombrero. [ laughter ] >> steve: yes, apparently. e.d. >> jimmy: i could do that all night.ently couldn't. [ laughter ]
that was a bonus one, yeah. james, you got any thank you usic, please? >> steve: wow, stud. >> jimmy: he's a stud. here we go.ank you, the shirt el chapo wore while he was on the run, for being great camouflage if his hiding spot was the wallpaper in one of the golden . [ laughter and applause ] >> steve: it's good. it's made of velvet. >> jimmy: hiding in blanche's bathroom. thank you, people who fall asleep during the state of the union, for not being able to stay awake for the one hour acan potentially appear on every major television network. get it together. what is the problem? stay up.teve: that's what el chapo said. >> jimmy: oh. [ laughter ] [ audience oohs ]
that's like a major sip right there. >> steve: that's a real strong sip. >> jimmy: i didn't think i was going to do that at all.ve: el chapo. >> jimmy: excuse me. >> steve: feels good. you, tuxedos, for being mostly black and a a little white. the opposite of this year's oscars. [ laughter not one black nominee. thank you, new apple tv remote, for being thinner, sleeker, and etting lost in my couch somewhere. [ laughter and applause ] that's just -- so great. >> steve: i can't do anything. >> jimmy: doesn't matter. ver
for sounding like adorable testicles. [ laughter and applause ] >> steve: oh. oh, boy.cles. >> jimmy: yeah. >> jimmy: all right. [ laughter ] [ sipping sound ] >> steve: chopstick. >> jimmy: thank you, kombucha, for being the only type of tea that sounds like one of the words that pop up on the screen hes a guy. [ applause ]
immy: thank you so much for being here. >> what do you mean? thank you. >> jimmy: first time with us. and so we're psyched. you know.time, yes. >> jimmy: you know, i mean, i have known you for a few years. >> yeah, yeah, we do, we go back a little bit. >> jimmy: "snl." we just did this, we were at a, at a charity event we did in boston for neely house. >> uh-huh. >> jimmy: for neely house. >> for dennis leary's charity. >> jimmy: dennis leary's charity. >> yeah.you were just saw. >> uh-huh. >> jimmy: do you know what i'm talking about? >> you're talking about the bit i did? >> jimmy: yeah, yeah, yeah.t," mt. everest. >> jimmy: yeah. >> the movie, yeah. >> jimmy: i haven't seen the, i haven't seen it. >> not, here's the thing about, bservation about it, but not many people have seen it. how many people have seen "everest," the movie "everest?" [ scattered applause ] see, not quite enough. >> jimmy: no. ] >> and they should. first of all, it's a great movie. >> jimmy: yeah. >> second of all, there's a, the scenes are unbelievable. they're climbing mt. everest.elievable scene
who have seen this to vouch that this is true. what i'm about to say is true. this scene happened.ting ready to climb the mountain. they're on like base camp two, and they're having, around the campfire, and josh brolin's character is talking to the guys.actually says this dialogue. i feel a little guilty because i forgot to tell my wife i was doing this.l his wife he was climbing mt. everest. [ light laughter ], listen to me. listen. my wife constantly tells me i'm the worst communicator in the world. no, i'm not. [ laughter ]immy: mt. everest. >> seriously, what? here's my thing. what could be bigger? what could you do?, i guess if neil armstrong's wife was watching the moon landing and was, is that neil?
is that daddy? what is he doing? i mean, i don't know. look, i don't know how your wife is. but if i forget to tell my wife i'm going to play poker or something. >> >> that is not good. it's not good. >> jimmy: but, you've been married, you've been married a a long time now, right? >> yes. >> jimmy: how long? >> jimmy: 28 years. good for you. that's good. [ cheers and applause ] >> thank you. >> jimmy: that's fantastic. >> long time. >> eight years. >> jimmy: eight years for me, yeah. >> okay, so you're not probably at the point where i'm at. [ light laughter ] marriage. because in the beginning, it's, in the beginning, it's kind of like you i do no wrong. in the beginning of a a relationship, in the arriage. do no right. you can do no right. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: you can do no right. >> i just accept it.is. i'll give you an example. perfect example. she was watching a movie in our house with my sister in law.
i was walking through, going to the kitchen. i know she likes popcorn. i told her, unsolicited, unsolicited i said, i'm gonna n. i'll bring you back some popcorn, to which she said, all right, but bring enough. [ laughter ] already. she was already mad that i hadn't brought enough. >> jimmy: just being nice and offering her popcorn. >> yes, yes., come on. >> exactly. once, the new thing that gets me is when we talk on the phone, we talk on the phone, we on the cell phone. i call her right back. and she picks up and goes, what was that? [ laughter ], what do you mean? we're on a cell phone. we got disconnected. she goes, okay. and i really, i want to say to at? you got me. you know what i like to do? i like to talk to you, and in the middle of a sentence, just hang up and then call you right
>> jimmy: that's how, you caught me. i'm busted, yeah. >> but it works. it works. >> jimmy: it works, yeah.about, i was like, dude, i love the beard. what's goin' on? and you're like, i'm doing the show "vinyl." >> yes. >> jimmy: and i go, what's going on?scorsese and mick jagger's involved, it's about the rec -- i go, this is not "everybody loves raymond." >> i don't know how i'm on it, how i got on this show. it's so cool, it's the coolest show. >> jimmy: you're great in it. >> it's, not only is it a cool show, i do my first, this is s. this is a warning. [ light laughter ] i do a sex scene. i do a sex scene. [ cheers and applause ] yes. no, no. no. no.no, no, no. >> you see? no, no, that's the sitcom. the sitcom, i have done sitcom sex.nd you hear -- and that's the end of the scene. [ laughter ] that's not hbo. you, if you, listen, if you know me from
episode seven, just go bowling.. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: really? >> on this new show. i'm nude, i'm nake -- >> jimmy: is it weird?rd. very stressful. >> jimmy: you're totally, you're naked doing this? >> i'm totally, you know, you've got -- [ laughter ]the thing. >> you got the sock. you got the sock thing. you know, the sock, with the -- >> jimmy: i don't know. i don't know the sock thing.u mean, you have a a sock? >> it's called, yeah, it's called a sock. and it's -- >> jimmy: yeah, you got the -- >> it's actually very flattering when you put it on. [ laughter ]i got to look into this thing. i gotta get it. >> here's the thing. it's very nerve racking. it's confusing, is what a sex scene is.simulating, you're simulating sex. i mean, it's not real. [ laughter ]ot an actor.
>> jimmy: he's not an actor. >> i try to tell him, i brief him. >> jimmy: yeah. >> >> jimmy: you brief him up, you say, don't, don't be fooled. >> but he falls, he falls for it every time. [ laughter ] is? you know what it is? it's like playing a trick on a a dog. it's like, like when you pretend to throw the ball. -- >> jimmy: yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. >> and here's the thing. it's not only a sex scene.. it's a threesome, okay. now listen -- [ audience hoots ] okay.w to me. and, i remember, i went to one of the other actors on the show, and you know, of course, it's like a stud, good looking actor.d, have you ever had a threesome. this is the answer that blew me away. he said five or six.he number. [ laughter ] he didn't know -- he didn't know how many threesomes he had.
how many women you've slept with, but how many threesomes. i would know that. i would know exactly. [ laughter ] be like asking me how many times have you fell in quicksand. you know what i mean? [ laughter ] >> jimmy: you remember it very well. >> jimmy: very well. you remember falling into quicksand. but this is, as i said, great people involved. it's hbo. >> yeah.ey don't fool around, hbo. they spend the money, they make great stuff. and you got mick jagger behind you, martin scorsese. it's an awesome. it's a great show. bobby cannavale's the star. >> jimmy: bobby cannavale's fantastic. >> yeah, yeah. >> jimmy: it's set in the '70s, bel. >> and it is a lot of, you were joking about in your monologue about the cocaine. i snort a lot of fake cocaine. >> jimmy: you do? >> yes. lot of fake hookers.ookers? actors. yeah, actors. [ laughter ] >> no, no. actors. yes. >> jimmy: they're called actors.clip here. this is ray romano in hbo's new series "vinyl."
o bring in joe corso. >> corso's a thug. >> you don't know that. you don't know that. he's good at what he does. that's, you shouldn't say things about people that you don't know. you know, he's, he's the best the business. >> 14 radio stations across every major market, not willing to play any of our albums.ike a [ bleep ] leukemia. >> it's not joke, ritchie, we're going to be bankrupt in a a month.nd applause ] >> jimmy: we love that. ray romano, everybody. "vinyl" premieres sunday, february 14th, at 9:00 p.m. on hbo.me back, ray and i are going to do something fun. stick around. [ cheers and applause ] james drove his rav4 hybrid, unaware death was lurking. what? he was challenged
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[ cheers and applause ]e back, everybody. ray romano right here. [ cheers and applause ] his new hbo series, "vinyl," premieres february 14th at 9:00 p.m.nd i are about to play a fun, new game. it's time for "explain this photo." here we go. explain this photo immy: so basically, before the show, i don't know why we agreed to do this, but we swapped cell phones, and we looked through each other's photo albums.i found some pictures on your phone, and i think you found some photos on my phone. >> i did. >> jimmy: and -- that need some explaining. >> yeah. confusing when you look at them, yeah. >> jimmy: very good. now, i've got your phone, here. here, this is my phone, here. >> i may have to put glasses on. is that going to ruin the bit if i put glasses on? >> jimmy: no, you can put glasses on.ver you want. but i can just show it to you. here, i can describe what's on
this is a photo -- [ laughter ] >> it's a great moment in my life, actually. it's a great moment. >> jimmy: now, what is -- are you -- is that kenny g.? am i wrong?g. i don't know if there are any golfers in the audience, but that's phil mickelson, and he had just won the british open.e beach where i play in the pro am. and you get the claret jug, you get the claret. it's like the stanley cup. >> jimmy: oh, my gosh, yeah. to drink some wine out of the claret jug. and i got to be honest, it was a little -- it was a stressful moment because i don't drink, hobe, you know. >> jimmy: oh, my goodness. >> plus, i have a man crush on phil mickelson.nny g. >> well, kenny g. was there to calm me down. you know what i mean. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: people get out of control. >> jimmy: yeah, that makes sense. >> i don't drink because -- not because of kenny g., but no, well, actually, no, he's related to the last time i lly drunk, and i went to the bathroom.
in the bathroom.m pissing in the elevator. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: that's when you know that's when you know you got to stop. [ laughter ] >> by the way, i love kenny g. i mean, he's a good friend of >> jimmy: yeah, me, too. me, too. >> speaking of music. speaking of music, i found this. >> jimmy: okay, i can explain this. >> this, this needs a little explanation.all right, look. all right, so i spent -- i made -- >> first of all, is that a a cake? this is a turntable, it's a a picture disc. >> it's an actual turntable. >> jimmy: this is -- here's the truth. if this were, you know, re you had to use film in the camera, this photo wouldn't exist. the fact i can take 1,000 photos on my cell phone and not really worry about it, photo exists. i have a record, a vinyl listening room in my house that i listen -- and i got this
barry manilow's greatest hits. >> by the way, i love me some barry manilow. >> jimmy: i didn't know how many hits.e. and i was listening to "daybreak." it was like -- as the day breaks >> jimmy: yeah, yeah.that song, and i hadn't heard that in a long time. i go, that's a fantastic song. and then i just got entranced by his spinning head and i just e. so barry, i know you are watching. if you have any more picture discs, send them over. i would love to play them, tastic. >> and kenny g., too. >> jimmy: and kenny g., if you have a picture disc as well. all right, explain this photo. what is -- what? what happened here? >> the only way i can explain that is, put it this way. pancakes, never say, "where's mine, fatso?" [ laughter ] not true. that's not true. >> by the way.
this is vinyl-related.bout the show, i don't know what the next episode is, and they just told me i had to get a prosthetic nose made.p. and they break my nose. and i don't know if you know, but i had to do my nose in sections. yeah. [ laughter ] yeah.immy: it wasn't enough plaster to cover your whole nose at once. >> they had to cover their plaster. okay, here we go. this one i like, too.i tried to figure out. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: i sent this from my writer, one of our writers and this is mid-fist, right here. here's what happened. that's my bathroom in my dressing room, this is a true story.ay. and my writer friend was hiding in my bathroom with the lights off for about 20 minutes. [ laughter ]k an army jacket and a real knife. [ laughter ]taping as -- so i walked in, i turn the lights
clown. and yeah. >> that's your friend?y best friend. yeah, yeah. gerard. >> you know, what, a clown with a knife is scary, but probably more scary, a clown with ase then you don't know what just happened. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: you know you don't want to get involved in what just happened. here. and this one -- it's just odd. explain this to me, because look at your muscle there. >> yeah. >> jimmy: but look how big your . can you see? >> yeah, part of that is my wife's head. >> jimmy: i recognized your then -- >> here's the weird part is i can't take credit for that muscle because it looks like i got a gun there. >> jimmy: yeah. >> and it's not. i broke the tendon in my bicep ripped. well, it ripped gradually, like it tore and kept tearing a a little more, a little more.one day, the muscle just falls. and you get what's called popeye muscles. you get -- they actually have a condition called popeye muscle where you flex it., and it looks like
>> jimmy: you can do that? >> i don't know if you can see it through the jacket, through the cool leather. [ laughter ]u take the jacket off? >> you want to actually -- you want to see the muscle? [ cheers ] why would i do this? my deformity on national television? [ cheers ] no., no. >> jimmy: oh, my goodness. guys, this is episode six of "vinyl." [ laughter ] >> jimmy: it's getting there. >> by the way, it's not pretty. i don't know why i'm showing this. why would you want to see this? >> jimmy: we can recreate the photo.e scar on my ass. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: no, save that for next time. save that for next time. >> so what you is -- no, wait, and then when you pop it, it comes up. [ cheers ] >> jimmy: all right, let me get my head in there.to -- >> jimmy: yeah, yeah. [ cheers and applause ]
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[ cheers and applause ]our next guest stars on the hugely popular show "pretty little liars," which airs tuesdays at 8:00 p.m. on freeform. that's right, freeform.e new name for abc family. they changed the name like two days ago. so now it's called freeform, just in case you're like, "what is he talking about?" no it's called freeform now. tuesdays at 8:00 p.m. please welcome our pal, lucy hale, ladies and gentlemen. e ] >> jimmy: that's what i'm talking about.
you look gorgeous. >> thank you for the freeform shout-out. the publicists are probably bout that. >> jimmy: oh, good -- no. your show is crushing it. >> thank you. and i love it. i'm a big fan of yours. >> thank you. you obviously know i'm a fan of you as well.ited to be here. i'm freaking out. >> jimmy: no, please, please, please. we talked about you on the show before. >> i know, because on your "ew!" skit when you said iars" i fell out of my chair. >> jimmy: that's my favorite show. >> "pretty little liars." >> jimmy: "pretty little liars." it's my favorite show. lucy hale. >> oh, my gosh. >> jimmy: yeah. >> so good. >> jimmy: for those who don't from memphis, which is one of my favorite places. i was just there. >> i heard you liked it. >> jimmy: i love -- it's just amazing. out of a movie set. >> it's really -- are you an elvis fan? >> jimmy: giant. are you kidding? >> did you go to graceland?not go, because justin timberlake is there as well. >> jt. [ cheers and applause ]
so, i mean, i'm waiting, i'm going to start there and then go to graceland. but i has some good barbecue over there. >> the best. >> jimmy: rendezvous barbecue. >> all right, you need to try central barbecue next time you're there. >> jimmy: okay, central. , yep. >> jimmy: really? >> mm-hmm. >> jimmy: 'cause rendezvous, i ordered some -- >> some good stuff. >> jimmy: they mail it to you, they send it in the mail now.ldwide. >> jimmy: i mean, why not? >> i don't know how that works. >> jimmy: i would love opening up an amazon box with ribs in there.t. >> jimmy: that's fantastic, i'm like, why not? >> love that meat. yeah. >> jimmy: so you're a memphis girl. >> i am, yeah. >> jimmy the accent. i don't hear the southern. >> i know. so i moved to l.a. when i was 15, with my mom. and you know, i moved for acting. and i went to a couple d like, not a a strong accent, but a little southern drawl. and i had to take accent reduction classes to get rid of my accent. outhern accent is so cute. people would love that. >> it's so sweet, i know, i know. it comes out a little when i'm tired or angry.
>> jimmy: you're like, hi. >> hey, y'all. >> jimmy: hey, y'all. >> yeah, but the one thing i'll never lose is y'all. i always say y'all.. >> yeah, that'll never go. >> jimmy: no, you can't lose -- >> you gotta keep it. >> jimmy: yeah, sorry, accent reduction courses. rid of y'all. don't even try it. well, you're great on the show. i love it. >> thank you. >> jimmy: "pretty little liars" what i think is kind of funny, that not really lying but you're not really telling the truth. >> what am i lying about? >> jimmy: well, your name isn't lucy, is it? >> oh, okay.lain. okay, karen is actually my first name. >> jimmy: well, hello. that might be something -- i think that might be something. i mean -- >> come on, y'all. >> jimmy: let's get real, y'all. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: right now, i don't g to, lucy or karen. >> you'll never know. >> jimmy: i'll never know. >> karen is my alter ego. >> jimmy: there's so much mystery around the show, and so t you don't want -- >> have you seen it? >> jimmy: yes. >> yes. >> jimmy: and it was -- everybody saw it.
people that haven't see it. binge watch. >> right, okay, cool. >> jimmy: but you're up to season six, now. and you kind of jumped to the future. >> we have.w, for the six years on the show, i was playing a teenager. so we're now 23. we're much wiser, but yeah, we sday, and we are five years older. >> jimmy: you won a people's choice award. congratulations for that because you deserved it. >> thank you so much.lause ] >> jimmy: well deserved. >> we have the best fans in the world. >> jimmy: you do have great fans. i got to say. >> passionate.ove that you're coming on the show, twitter and everything, snapchat, people were going nuts. >> you were telling me to get
on snapchat. you might have convinced me, i jimmy: it's fun. i don't know really what it means. i don't think you need it. i think your famous enough, but snapchat, you're going to be really famous.to do it. >> jimmy: you know what i like about going to the awards, did you go to the people's choice awards? >> yes. >> jimmy: did you meet anybody know was a fan, anyone who turned out to be a a fan? 'cause that's where i think, ooh, that's pretty cool.
sandra bullock and ellen degeneres were like, right in the front, and they stood up and clapped
for us, and that was really neat. oh, my gosh, unbelievable. >> sandy b., i love her so much. >> jimmy: sandy b. and ellen d. i mean, yeah, absolutely. [ laughter ] you know what's trippy? both of their names are karen. >> everyone's a karen. >> jimmy: read up, y'all. it's true. lucy hale, everybody. come on. [ cheers and applause ] >> i will. want to hang out? >> i want to do the "ew!" skit. >> jimmy: let's do "ew!" >> okay, ew! >> ew! >> jimmy: "pretty little liars" 8:00 p.m. on freeform. what is that? brandi carlile performs with us next. stick around, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] points, our points. there has got to be a way to redeem our hotel points. i just want to take a vacation. this seems crazy. oh really?g we don't know, captain obvious. ok. with hotels.com, when you collect 10 nights you get one free. oh. so you only need to know how to count to 10ht at places like that nudist resort. yeah i don't know how
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