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[ cheers and applause ] >> steve: from studio 6b in rockefeller center in the heart of new york city, it's "the tonight show starring jimmy fallon." tonight, join jimmy and his
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jeff daniels. lilly singh. musical guest, st. lucia. and featuring the legendary roots crew. >> questlove: 406 montana. >> steve: and now, here he is, jimmy fallon! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: oh, my goodness. that makes me feel great. oh, i love you. i love you. welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome. welcome everyone, to "the tonight show." [ cheers and applause ] hot crowd here in new york.
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a great crowd tonight. oh, my gosh. [ cheers and applause ] this is it. you guys look like a great friday night crowd right here in new york city. [ cheers and applause ] and if the snow gets too heavy, it might wind up being a great monday and tuesday night crowd as well. [ cheers and applause ] get comfortable. we're staying over, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] it's a slumber party. let's do it. getting cozy. thanks for being here. let's get to some news here. of course the iowa caucuses are coming up. yesterday, lindsey graham criticized donald trump and ted cruz and said choosing between them is like having choosing between being shot or poisoned. [ light laughter ] said graham is supporting jeb bush which he said is like choosing to be slowly suffocated by an expensive pillow. [ light laughter ] did you hear this? a researcher found lyrics to a
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over 50 years ago about donald trump's father, fred trump. i believe it was called, this land is my land and this land is my land, and this land is also my land. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] this land is my land. this is all my land. p that's right. someone found lyrics to a sound written about donald trump's father, and donald was like, big deal. pink floyd did an entire album about me called "the wall," and i made them pay for it. [ cheers and applause ] seems like we're learning more about all the candidates. in a people magazine profile on bernie sanders revealed he proposed to his wife in a a friendly's parking lot. [ laughter ] in fact, a lot of the other candidates have come pretty -- have come up with interesting stories about how they got engaged as well. take a look at these. first, donald trump said i got down on one knee and told melania, "you're hot, i'm rich. let's do this." [ laughter ] [ applause ]
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>> steve: that's romantic. >> jimmy: that's romantic. season of love. next is ted cruz. he said "funny story. first time i asked her, she actually said no. but the second time, she also said no. the third time i said it real fast. she said huh. i said, that counts." [ applause ] [ laughter ] isn't that nice? >> steve: beautiful. >> jimmy: yeah. after that, hillary clinton she said of a romantic candlelit dinner, i leaned over and whispered let's merge our respective brands for the betterment of our combined political influence. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] heartwarming. >> steve: beautiful. >> jimmy: finally, there's chris christie. he said, "i actually asked her, will you marinate meat. [ laughter ] she misheard me, so i just went with it." [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] sure, let's get married. very interesting, and very romantic. >> steve: marinate meat. >> jimmy: yeah. will you marinate meat? [ light laughter ] >> steve: will you do that for me? >> jimmy: that's the best way you have it. >> steve: yeah, yeah. you got to marinate it. >> jimmy: you have to marinate
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>> steve: you got to keep it marinated. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: experts at this week's world economic forum that said in the future, cell phones will likely be tiny computer chips implanted in our brains. great, now i have to worry about leaving my brain in the couch. [ light laughter ] you know what i'm saying? it's just another problem. i have to be up. some more tech news. samsung has a new washing machine that can connect to your smartphone and send you updates about your laundry. [ light laughter ] they say it's perfect for people who are either extremely busy or have nothing else going on. [ light laughter ] [ alert ] oh, i got a text from my washing machine. [ light laughter ] it says, you up? [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] [ alert ] my washing machine again. [ light laughter ] >> steve: what does it say? >> jimmy: new phone. who dis? [ laughter ] [ applause ] i connected -- i connected myself to the washing machine. >> steve: my gosh. >> jimmy: i'm the one who set it up.
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>> steve: rude. you're all wet. >> jimmy: that's when you know it's bad. my washing machine's ignoring me. deleting me from its contacts. a new report found for the first time ever, old music is outselling new music. when asked what turned them on to older music, kids said our parents liking our music. [ light laughter ] you used to call me on the cellular phone you used to call me on the cellular phone hotline hotline bling anyway. turn it down a little bit. turn it down, that's better. that's better. [ light laughter ] and finally, saudi arabia's highest religious official announced that playing chess goes against the rules of islam and should be frowned upon. which is weird because if you're at a chess tournament, you're definitely going to meet 72 virgins. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] we have a great show, everybody. give it up for the roots right there.
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>> jimmy: that was a good one. hey, guys. we're sending the best vibes to our friends in flint, michigan, who are having a terrible . they need our help, so please go to the community foundation of greater flint and donate whatever you can. people need some drinking water.ry much if you do that. [ cheers and applause ] guys, come back again next week. kate hudson will be here. be here. [ cheers and applause ] and natalie portman will all be joining us. [ cheers and applause ]great music next week. we booked him. we got him. i'm so psyched about this. billy ocean will be here. >> steve: come on. [ cheers and applause ]fe has new meaning
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there's beauty up above [ cheers and applause ] ] [ light laughter ] in love lause ]want to put people in the mood there. >> steve: yeah. emotion. >> jimmy: he falls asleep at the end of the song, and he actually wakes up, and n love. yeah. what other jams we got? we got "caribbean queen."
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gets tough when the going gets tough hey hey hey hey immy: caribbean -- what am i missing? lover boy want to be your lover do we know what song he's doing yet? >> questlove: he's going to do "suddenly" and "caribbean queen." >> jimmy: oh, snap. that's it right there. come on. that's fantastic.caribbean queen?" >> quest: yeah. >> jimmy: billy ocean will be here. [ cheers and applause ] i'm so excited. and we have a veryrformance from my girl sia. sia will be here next week. [ cheers and applause ] she is so talented man. she's insane.ve a great show tonight. a fun time, we love this guy. he's a great actor. just had two huge movies out, way in "blackbird." the tony nominated jeff daniels is on the show tonight. [ cheers and applause ] he can act.
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plus, she's a youtube superstar known as superwoman. if you go on -- oh, my gosh. she's funny.h is stopping by, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] you know lilly singh? man she's great. she does all sorts on stuff. she plays her parents. she does a version of them. we'll show you what she does. man oh man, she makes me laugh. to play a game of fast family feud later in the show. [ cheers and applause ] then we have a band that is going to be even bigger. i'm so psyched they're here tonight. they're fantastic. st. lucia is here tonight, guys. [ cheers and applause ] cover. want to hear a taste of "dancing on glass"? ready higs? u dance?
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[ light laughter ] >> jimmy: when you're on glass. >> steve: right. because i don't want to cut my feet. [ light laughter ]ot broken glass. >> steve: no. it's not? >> jimmy: but you could slip. >> steve: oh, okay. >> jimmy: i think that's the idea of the song. [ light laughter ] yeah, like -- it's like --e, two, one, safety dance. [ cheers and applause ] dancing on the ceiling guys, today is friday, and that's usually when i catch up with some personal stuff.lause ] i check my inbox, i return some e-mails, and i send out some thank you notes. so i was running a bit behind. [ cheers and applause ]'t mind? thank you very much. i appreciate it. i have to write some thank you notes right now. james, james, james, do you
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do you have some thank you note writing music perfect. [ cheers and applause ] that's perfect. perfect.s tie on. >> yeah. >> jimmy: someone stole his tie. and his pocket square as well. the game because of his tie. >> jimmy: pocket square is gone. yep. [ light laughter ] he's dressed like harry styles. and going on. >> steve: the david lynch collection. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: yeah. >> steve: he's cute, though. [ light laughter ] your mic's on. e sanders, for releasing a new campaign ad using the simon & garfunkel song "america" not to be confused with the song jeb bush uses at his rallies "the sound of silence." ]
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two different songs. >> steve: two different songs. >> jimmy: he's the one choosing them, right?se that song. >> jimmy: thank you, musical cats, for returning to broadway this year.lause ] i'm not sure what lured cats back to broadway, but i'm going to guess it's giant laser pointers. [ light laughter ] [ applause ] thank you, people who are disappointed that the newly discovered ninth planet is just or as uranus put it, wanna switch? [ light laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] better than my name. >> steve: planet 9. >> jimmy: thank you, dolly parton, for celebrating your 70th birthday on tuesday.
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38-24-36. ] [ cheers and applause ] >> steve: spicy. immy: thank you, government officials, for issuing a a warning that people riding hoverboards should carry a fire extinguisher with them. [ light laughter ]e on hoverboards are going to look so stupid. [ light laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] [ light laughter ] [ crash ] >> jimmy: thank you, vases
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can probably skip this part. [ light laughter ] ] honey, want to look over here? >> steve: very sad.is that a vase or a a vase? >> steve: what is it? i don't know. >> jimmy: they use it as a a vase.very famous vase. >> steve: what? [ laughter ] thank you, owls, for never asking the important questions like what, when, where, or why. [ applause ] i told you who. [ applause ] thank you, north carolina, for making it look like south carolina is wearing donald trump's hair. [ light laughter ]ave it right there. [ cheers and applause ] s those are my thank you notes. we'll be right back with jeff daniels.
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[ cheers and applause ]that is great, guys. our first guest is an emmy award-winning actor about to star on broadway opposite michelle williams in a play kbird." previews begin february 5th with an 18-week limited engagement through june 12th at the belasco theater.he very, very talented friend of the show, jeff daniels. [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ]great having you back! you're a stud. welcome back, buddy. >> i'm a stud. >> i'm a -- >> jimmy: yeah, they know >> i'm a stud. >> jimmy: you are!
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new york city for the big blizzard? >> oh, my god. i just -- what poor timing. horrible timing. >> jimmy: no, this is great. you love this. >> well, i'm from michigan, so know, we, we -- [ scatter applause ] yeah. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: you're used to it. >> so, we gear up. we love this kind of stuff. >> jimmy: right?now, you have to. if you live there, like -- you know, i love the seasons. i love the changing of the seasons. >> jimmy: yeah, me too. >> that means you've gotta also r, which can be 20 below windchill. and you know, there are a lot of people that leave michigan in the winter.o. >> they go down to florida. they're called snow -- [ cheers ] they're called snow birds. >> jimmy: people call them snow birds.f us who stay in michigan, we call them pussies. [ laughter and applause ] make a note of that.exactly. yeah. >> no, but you gotta embrace it. it's a great time of year. there's snow. >> jimmy: yeah. city's gonna
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that's nothin'. >> jimmy: it's fun, right? >> you stand around with your other michiganders, and you go, no.ke -- i like -- i like living in mi-mi-michigan. [ laughter ] >> that it's great! >> yes! you like going to the pet store to buy expensive thermal wear for your dogs. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: yes, that makes sense to me!g to the grocery store wearing 12 layers of clothing. >> jimmy: that's something that makes everyone look good. >> yeah, exactly.ually got you something in case you're walking around, because of the big snow storm here. we got you a nice hat. this is the roots. >> oh! oh!nd applause ] oh! >> jimmy: that's respect. that's respect right there. yeah. that's what i'm talking about.lause ] >> yeah! >> jimmy: look how good you look. that's what i'm talkin' about.
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that says it for you. that says what's up for you. >> bring it on. >> jimmy: no, no, that's not ither. it's fun and enjoying the blizzard. >> i'm gonna stand in central park tomorrow and go, i got the roots. >> jimmy: yeah!use ] that's all i want to hear. i got the roots. come on. it's the best. you know, i've been dying to ask you this -- to tell this story, because i don't think you've told it on any show before.y, very interesting story, because you know i love "saturday night live." >> i heard. >> jimmy: yeah, and i love jeff daniels. that's you.combo story, because when you host "saturday night live" sometimes you get like a face -- like a se or fake ears. >> yeah -- >> jimmy: yeah. >> i did. >> jimmy: and the process of that, to do that, well, i don't tory. >> well, this is before you. >> jimmy: yeah. >> this is like '95 or something like that. mike meyers was doing the etch where he
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i can't do it, but it's very funny. >> jimmy: that's great. >> and i had to play liam neeson in that movie he oster. chick-a-pea, chick-a-pea. that thing. whatever that was. >> jimmy: oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. i remember that. yeah, yeah, i remember that. >> and so i had to get a face f my face made so that they could put liam's nose, which i got a nose, but he's got a bigger nose. so, they wanted a big nose.akeup on friday night before "saturday night live." friday night, you're there, i'm there at 7:00. i just had the pre-show dinner or the rehearsal dinner that -- >> jimmy: oh, yeah. >> this is key, jambalaya. [ light laughter ] they put the mask on. so, it's like a quarter-inch of , and they had two straws in my nose. and covered that -- so everything was covered except this.s, it hardens up. then, off it comes. and then they make -- then the s a nose. well, they go to take it off,
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[ light laughter ] >> jimmy: i'm not laughing -- wrong stuff. >> jimmy: i'm not laughing because i'm -- >> yes, you are. >> jimmy: i'm laughing because here you are, and everything worked out. okay. ] >> no one was harmed in this. should have been, but -- [ laughter ] >> jimmy: what did you do? wrong stuff. they used plaster, like you would put oh, i don't know, on your wall. [ laughter ]t a quarter inch of plaster, thick cement on there. i got three days of stubble. [ audience ohs ] gosh. >> i got eyebrows. i got eyelashes. everything is attached. >> jimmy: and you can't talk. >> and -- [ muffled ]pening. >> jimmy: two straws. >> so, he's trying to put -- the makeup genius is trying to pull it off. [ laughter ] and it ain't coming off.way. he's going, "you have to relax. it's your -- you're the one who
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[ muffled ] mother[ bleep ] >> jimmy: i can kind of understand what you said there. >> sort of. sort of. led it. now he's going to get a hammer. and he's going to go -- just hold still. [ laughter ] i swear to god.away. now, it's an hour and a half of i'm trapped inside. >> jimmy: so sorry.laya is talking to me now. [ audience ohs ] the jambalaya is goin', "we want to come up." >> jimmy: you're gonna throw up? >> yeah, i'm gonna throw up. i'm gonna throw up in the next 90 seconds. two -- i'm breathing out of those two orifices. where's it gonna go? [ laughter ] ? >> where's it gonna go? i talked myself out of throwing up, which is not easy to do. then, finally, i was able to
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eyebrows. there was nothing here. bald as a baby's butt. just --e, there's a little something. oh, good. nice and tight. [ laughter ] yeah.here on down, it didn't grow back. so anyway, so pulled that off. now the eyelashes are attached. he's gonna yank it.immy: oh, my god. [ laughter ] >> he yanks it. they were able to -- then lorne ned. lorne comes in, "says i know a a surgeon at a party." and he pulls a guy over out of a party in new york city.s up with his bag. pulls out an x-acto knife, and says, "hold the chair and do not move because i'm going to es. i'm going to put it down and cut your eyelashes, but if you move, i'll cut your eyeball or eyelid."jambalaya. jambalaya. jambalaya. >> jambalaya.
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now we're here. wire cutters. now we're santa claus with a a white plaster beard and three days of stubble. which meant 25 shots of novocain. boom. boom. boom. all the way. by 1:00 in the morning, this took six hours. by 1:00 in the morning, i was ready to go and do "snl." [ laughter ]acting! it's the business. [ cheers and applause ] you are a trouper for that.or that. it's a legendary story. and we all respect you for that. we all love you for that.ee you on broadway. i'm not gonna tell you what night. 'cause i just wanna come check you out. but here you are. you're in this play with michelle williams.the play opens march 10th. i know you're just doing previews right now. what is the play about? it's a dramatic play, right?ugh, tough drama. it's a mystery. there's a secret between these two people that happened years
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it's a horrible, horrible thing th her. and she's confronting him. and for those who like drama, we come in and we grab the audience and hang on to 'em. this tough and this challenging and this honest to god dramatic from beginning to end.got an ending that just you don't see coming. we did it off-broadway, i did it with alison pill, 2007. and it just killed. on broadway with michelle. >> jimmy: i cannot wait to see you. and thank you so much for coming by our show again. >> you're welcome. >> jimmy: jeff daniels, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] go see him on broadway in "blackbird," previews begin february 5th.ack with lilly singh, everybody. stick around. fortifying the gravity-defying...
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[ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: our next guest is the one of the most popular channels on youtube, where she's known as, "superwoman." the new documentary about her world tour called "a trip to unicorn island," which will be available exclusively on february. please welcome lilly singh, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] immy: i like that. i like that. come on. >> i try. >> jimmy: i'm so happy to meet you. >> thank you.so much for coming on the show. >> thanks for having me. i'm excited. >> jimmy: oh, please, please, please.
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giant you are on youtube. 7.6 million subscribers. over one billion views. one billion. [ cheers and applause ]n "forbes" "30 under 30." and you just did a worldwide tour of 27 cities and 31 shows. >> mm-hmm.tions, pal. [ cheers and applause ] >> thank you so much. thank you. >> jimmy: well done, and yeah, you deserve everything that's coming to you.t. i want to talk about everything, because i watch your videos. you doing your parents. are your parents like anything that your character is doing or no?e get me in trouble, here. i'm supposed to say no. >> jimmy: okay, yeah, yeah. pretty good. i do that. >> my parents are like, "don't."tually -- the elements of them are true, but they're very exaggerated. my parents are super cool. >> jimmy: does your dad, like -- does he swish his hair " >> my dad doesn't do that, but a lot of lines are directly taken from my dad. so my dad has this line called, "old is gold, but i am platinum." >> jimmy: "old is gold, but i am platinum." >> so, i put that in my video, and he's always asking about royalties, because he thinks i owe him money now for my
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i mean, elements are true. >> jimmy: he's got to be so proud, right? proud of you? >> i mean, now, yes. now that i'm on the jimmy fallon show.pplause ] >> jimmy: no, please. she's a star. that character, i love that. also, you playing you is great.ry traditional. i just saw one where it's your parents, you as your parents, watching the justin bieber video. and man, oh, man. >> thank you. >> jimmy: she's like, "oh, no, no, no." >> yeah. >> jimmy: "oh, no, no, no, no." [ laughter ] >> the character is strict. ually super cool. she knows all of drake's [ laughter ] she actually is the one who recently taught me that bout drugs. [ laughter ] i didn't know that. she's like, "you know that song is about drugs, right?" i'm like, "mom?" she's super with the times. >> jimmy: even down -- i don't know if you realize, but your fingers are different when you do your mom's character.bout me changes. i don't know what -- as soon as i put -- all i have to do is draw a beard on my face, and i'm like a different person. that's all it takes.
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your parents -- did they know you were doing characters, that you were doing, kind of, them? >> oh, no.em i started making videos. i don't have a death wish going on. so, they actually found out when one of my relatives from vancouver called and was like, the internet?" they're like, "one second. lilly!" [ laughter ] so they found out like that. >> jimmy: really?art making the videos? just for fun? >> you know, it was 2010 when i posted my first video. so five or six years ago. answer was i was a really sad person. i was sad, and i thought if i could make other people laugh through videos, i could make oh, my gosh. [ cheers and applause ] >> thank you. >> jimmy: very honest. very honest to say that. are you happy right now? >> i am so genuinely happy.ally -- [ cheers and applause ] yeah, thank you. >> jimmy: that's good to hear. >> that's what the tour and movie was all about, "a trip to unicorn island."synonym for my happy place, because i'm a a very mature adult, as you can see.
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at's what the movie and tour was all about. >> jimmy: so, it's a happy place. unicorn island. everything that makes you happy. what makes you happy?as their own unicorn island. i do, you do, everyone else here does. mine has, like, skittles and popcorn. like, dwayne "the rock" johnson is shirtless. ryan gosling, you know. yours might look different. >> jimmy: no, it's a similar list, yeah. we're pretty close to the same, yeah. >> exactly. super fun. this documentary is you going around to all these different places and making people happy. >> yeah, i mean, it kind of has two stories. said, sad person deciding to be happy and spreading that message with the world. for people who have no idea of who i am and have never seen my ry of how the heck am i going on a world tour. this. i have a psychology degree. what am i even doing?cool story. >> jimmy: did you have the most fun? what was the cities that you were like, "i had the greatest time just now."went around the world. like, india, australia, singapore -- >> jimmy: really?
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dubai was -- i had a lot of ces in dubai. >> jimmy: really? >> yeah, we tried to get into a a club one day, and one of my under-aged dancers couldn't get literally called the prince of dubai to get him into this club. [ light laughter ] this guy, who invited me out, dubai. and he was like, "this is frustrating for many reasons, because now this is setting my expectations for every other guy that asks me out, doesn't call the prince. >> jimmy: "hello, just call the prince and get me in, man. >> "if you're not calling the prince, what are you doing really? >> jimmy: "hello, what are you doing, buddy?" absolutely. >> exactly.ay. >> mm-hmm. >> jimmy: how fun is that? i didn't even know you could just call the prince of dubai. >> yeah, apparently, again, you can., i want to show everyone a clip of this. "a trip to unicorn island." it's on youtube red. here's lilly singh. >> do not let anyone, including lieve for even a second that you don't deserve to be so happy, because you all deserve to be so, so happy. [ cheers ]hing.
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now, right? [ cheers ] you know i got to do this right now.so-cal, check 'em out. [ cheers ] [ inaudible ] check 'em out. [ cheers ] check 'em out. manchester, check 'em out. from mumbai, from sydney, hong kong. i'm home in toronto. [ cheers ]cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: we all want to go to uniforn island. you're awesome, pal. come back. i'm a big fan. >> thank you.so much. stick around. lilly and i -- hey, before you go, can we play a game? >> i love games. >> jimmy: you do? >> yeah.y and i are going to play "fast family feud" after the break. it's gonna be good.
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[ cheers and applause ] and we're gonna play a game that's just like "family feud," feud." here we go. fast family feud [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy:you ready?ady. i must warn you, i grew up in "family feud." not the game, like, real-life situations every day. >> jimmy: you really? >> yes, "family feud."this. >> jimmy: you're ready. everyone knows the rules of "family feud," right? >> yes, yes. >> jimmy: i don't have to explain it, right? [ buzzer ] no, no. you can't buzz in already. >> i was testing, testing. >> jimmy: is that the first time you hit a buzzer? >> yeah. right? [ buzzer ] don't you just want to do that? okay, here we go. we'll go to the next one. the next one. all right.y. okay, we surveyed our audience, and the top three answers are on the board. let's hear the first question. >> name an animal that begins with the letter "f." [ ding ] ferret? >> i know this is incorrect, but i feel like people are [ dings ]
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>> jimmy: wait.y it again? >> the next question. >> jimmy: we'll start with the next question. so we never had this question. [ laughter ] you can edit it. okay. >> jimmy: you beat me on that one. >> all right. >> jimmy: frog, okay. okay, here we go. the next question. >> name the best [ buzzer ] >> chocolate. [ dings ] [ cheers ] >> jimmy: all right! of course it's chocolate. now, do you even like chocolate?ying that i am so now. i don't know how i got that. [ laughter ] i have massive commitment issues. that was just a guess. that was a guess. yeah. what is number two? [ dings ] well -- >> who gets a vacation for valentine's day?y rich audience members. [ laughter ] "honey, i got you a vacation." that is a good present. >> prince of dubai. >> jimmy: "prince of dubai, here we go. this is how fa it's okay?
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here we go. let's hear t >> name the >> jimmy: shave. [ laughter ] [ buzzer ] why would i say shave? >> checking your phone. [ dings ] [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: oh, my gosh! you are like a genius. there. lilly singh is the winner, everybody! [ cheers and applause ] that's the fastest "fast family feud" ever. we'll be right back with music ybody. stick around. [ cheers and applause ] toyota.
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[ cheers and applause ] tonight are out with their sophomore album "matter" on january 29th. performing "dancing on glass," ucia!
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never gonna stop until we break it n glass dancing on glass glass dancing on glass lause ] >> jimmy: oh, my goodness. oh, my goodness.s like, oh, come on! st. lucia! catch them on tour starting next week. we'll be right back, everybody.
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[ cheers and applause ]hanks to jeff daniels, lilly singh, st. lucia. [ cheers and applause ]ots right there from philadelphia, pennsylvania, ladies and gentlemen.
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stay tuned for "late night with seth meyers." thank you for watching.. hope to see you next week. bye-bye. thank you.
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