tv The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon NBC January 26, 2016 11:34pm-12:37am EST
guests -- josh brolin. kate mckinnon. musical guest billy ocean. and featuring the legendary roots crew. >> questlove: 408 san diego! >> steve: and now, here he is, jimmy fallon! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: that's what i'm talking about. oh, my god. looking good tonight. hot crowd. hey! [ cheers and applause ]
welcome, welcome to "the tonight show." this is it. this is the show to be at. [ cheers and applause ] that's what i'm talking about. hey, welcome, everybody. we're gonna have fun tonight. it's going to be a good show tonight, welcome. and here's what everyone's talking about. of course, we're just a week away from the iowa caucuses and all the candidates are doing whatever they can to appeal to voters. donald trump even went to a a church service in iowa over the weekend. you can tell he doesn't go to church much 'cause he was like, "i really like the part where they passed me the basket of free money." [ laughter ] [ applause ] reminded me of what he did as a a kid around the dinner table. last night cnn hosted a a democratic forum where hillary clinton said that if she's elected she wants to work together with republicans and even said she'd give them all bear hugs. [ laughter ] by bear hugs she means like the ones you saw in "the revenant." [ laughter and applause ]
actually challenged by some students about her lack of take a look at this. >> it feels like there's a lot of young people like myself who are very passionate supporters of bernie sanders, and i just don't see the same enthusiasm from younger people for you. i'd like to hear from you on why you feel the enthusiasm isn't there. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: then the guy looked around and realized that everyone was stepping back. like, "oh, we're not with -- i don't know who he --" [ applause ] take a look at hillary's response to that question. >> and i just don't see the same enthusiasm from younger people for you. in fact -- [ laughter ] >> jimmy: wow, doesn't mess around. [ applause ] >> steve: she does not mess around. >> jimmy: no. then another guy said, "i've gotten that look before." [ laughter ] actually last night
candidates campaign in poetry and govern in prose. and said our country needs more poetry right now. yeah. then she even had a poem prepared as an example of what she was talking about. take a look at this. "i'm a strong and inspiring female. i will pay attention to detail. this is my promise, i will be honest, except when it comes to my e-mail." [ cheers and applause ] >> steve: wow. >> jimmy: isn't that nice? it's a poem. bringing it back again, poetry. >> steve: poetry. >> jimmy: well, i mean, she's actually not the only candidate who started writing their own poetry. >> steve: really? >> jimmy: no, no. donald trump. >> steve: he wrote one, too? >> jimmy: yeah, he has a poem, too. >> steve: how weird. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: check this out. "in 2016 i am grinning, because this is just the beginning. you've heard what i said, you've looked at my head. i still can't believe that i'm winning." [ cheers and applause ] he wrote it. >> steve: he wrote that limerick. >> jimmy: i think he wrote it, yeah. he wrote it definitely. >> steve: he's a poet as well. >> jimmy: bernie sanders. >> steve: what? >> jimmy: also did a poem of
do you believe this? >> steve: no, i can't believe this. >> jimmy: look at this. look at this bernie sanders poem. "some voters think i'm too old but i'm what you need 'cause i am pro weed, my suit pocket has a joint rolled." [ cheers and applause ] that's bernie. steve: wow. feel the bern. >> jimmy: he wrote that. i think we have -- [ laughter ] i'm getting word in we have time for one more. >> steve: are you serious? poem? >> jimmy: i don't know. look, this was just handed to us just now. i don't know. >> steve: who was it? >> jimmy: apparently chris christie wrote a poem. >> steve: really?rote a poem? >> jimmy: yeah, i don't know. >> steve: all right, well, let's hear it. >> jimmy: "for breakfast i love eating ham, for lunch i love eating lamb,el wrapped in a waffle top it all off with some jam and butter and syrup." i mean, he added an extra line. more of a haiku. it's a haiku.a haiku, yeah. not about the election.
with a haiku ending. very tricky. >> steve: like e. e. cummings or something.ed, advanced, yeah. and get this. a canadian engineer designed a a plane that can fly passengers from new york to london in 11 minutes using a new technology called lpm or long penetration mode.ughter ]re which airline will buy the plane, but i think we can rule out virgin. [ laughter and applause ] i don't know -- i don't know for a fact which one. listen to this, guys. a mathematician in missouri announced that he's discovered the largest known prime number, and it's 22 million digits long. the number? can you say it? [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: what? >> tariq: come on, man. >> jimmy: i q. that would take a really long time.
i did it. are you happy, tariq? >> tariq: nailed it. [ cheers and applause ] >> jim [ cheers and applause ] windy. >> steve: windy in here. >> jimmy: air conditioning is over my head there, yeah. ] finally, a line judge at the australian open was working a a match yesterday when a tennis ball took a bad bounce. check it out here. in a rough spot. >> oh! >> jimmy: i believe he'll be making zero love. [ laughter and applause ] mixed his doubles. we have a great show, everybody. give it up for the roots!
>> jimmy: welcome, everybody. welcome, welcome. thank you very much. you guys, we have exciting news.big announcement. we are flying out to do another week of shows in los angeles, california. [ applause ] y 15th, we'll be broadcasting from universal studios with some big guests and some really, really fun surprises so be sure to tune in for that.ry, very exciting. [ cheers and applause ] we're getting ready. i'm packing already. speaking of exciting, come b night. she's an academy award-winning actress whose new movie "jane got a gun" hits theaters this friday. natalie portman will be here. [ cheers and applause ]. plus we have the very funny john oliver. oh, man, we love john oliver. [ applause ]ia. [ cheers ] oh, that's good stuff. that'll be fun tomorrow. we'll do something fun. but first we have a fun show tonight. he's a cool guy and a great, or.
movie "hail, caesar!" josh brolin is here tonight. [ cheers and applause ] him. >> jimmy: he's a stud. >> steve: i love him. >> jimmy: he's a stud. also joining us tonight, we love her on "saturday night live." the very, very funny, the kinnon is dropping by. [ cheers and applause ] come on. >> steve: come on! >> jimmy: she's hitting homers. >> steve: she's a brilliant genius.hitting homers. she's hitting homers. and then musical guest tonight -- finally this happened. >> questlove: yes. >> jimmy: we've been talking about him for the past month. >> yeah. were just we were going through the songs, the hits. when the going gets tough the going gets tough when the going gets rough e. he's got -- there will be sad songs to make you cry then he's got -- then he's got -- i wanna be your lover
the same dream billy ocean is here, you guys! >> steve: come on! [ cheers and applause ]s the record. "here you are." "here you are" is the name of the album. look, he's 11 years old in this pic. i was talkin' to him about th a head full of dreams right there. and that's it. the one and only billy ocean. i'm just so psyched he's here tonight. billy ocean. [ cheers and applause ], it's time to take a look at the stories making headlines today and weigh the good with the bad. it's time for pros and cons. here we go. lause ] pros and cons and pros and cons and pros >> jimmy: tonight we'll be taking a look at the pros and cons of going to the super bowl. >> steve: ooh. super bowl 50 is less than two weeks away. you got the denver broncos -- [ cheers and applause ] -- taking on the carolina panthers.lause ] the biggest game of the year.
super bowl. here we go.l is turning 50. con, peyton manning is turning 60. [ laughter and applause ] 60's the new 40. >> steve: it is.pro, cam newton wants to win this one for his father cecil. con, peyton manning wants to win this one for his papa john. [ laughter and applause ]hns. >> steve: he loves it. >> jimmy: apparently he loves it. pro, they're calling this year's game the golden super bowl. con, the golden super bowlld trump asked for at supercuts. [ laughter and applause ] "give me the golden super bowl. [ laughter ]here's a tip. a million dollars." [ laughter ]t's the panthers versus the broncos. con, or as vladimir putin calls
versus thing i ride shirtless."as a pet panther? pro, some of the referees include clete blakeman, rusty baynes and boris cheek. in other words, super bowl 50 is being reffed by a jug band from 1931. [ applause ] play it, clete. teve: ba ding ding ding. >> jimmy: come on, rusty! you were late on that one, clete. [ laughter ]f you got no teeth. between the broncos and panthers. con, especially when both animals meet and fall in love in a budweiser ad. [ laughter and applause ]
tears back. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: pro, the panthers will do their favorite dance, the dab. will do their favorite dance, the neigh neigh. [ laughter ] >> steve: come on! >> jimmy: the neigh neigh. the horse! a horse. neighs. >> jimmy: neighs, thank you, yeah. it's for the kids! >> steve: it's for the kids. you know what?et a dance too. everyone gets a dance. and finally, pro, peyton manning needs one more big win to catch up to his brother. con, jeb bush is like, "join the club." there you go.s and cons. we'll be right back with josh brolin, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] dear, why don't we switch to directv?
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"hail, caesar!", which opens friday, february 5th. he's a stud. please welcome the talented ies and gentlemen! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: wow. welcome, welcome, welcome. [ cheers and applause ] josh brolin. >> and you too. >> jimmy: thank you, i >> for you! >> jimmy: thank you.g else. what is this, this guy you brought with you there? [ laughter ] >> this is the next -- the movie i'm doing is a a 1970s porn. [ light laughter ]s a -- [ cheers ] >> come on down. [ laughter ] that's the name of it? that's the name of it?earch.
somebody just went "ew." [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: no, no. they love it. they love it. it's great. >> no, i just finished a movie f a whitetail deer hunter" with danny mcbride. >> jimmy: oh, yeah. >> in the back woods three and a half months. you know, i just finished the job yesterday. here to do your show. >> jimmy: yeah, yeah, yeah. i'm getting distracted right now. >> no, and i get in -- >> jimmy: it's a little distracting. [ light laughter ] >> look at this.ds. you can see it somewhere through here. [ cheers and applause ] i gained 40 pounds. >> jimmy: that's not bad. that's not prosthetic. are you done filming this film?your head. >> jimmy: are you done filming this film? >> i am. i'm done. i have to get rid of the weight. i have to get rid of this look. what is that? [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: come on, dude. [ cheers and applause ] come on. just let me just take a a little -- we'll do one half. we'll do half. we'll do one half. >> all right.. >> jimmy: i'll do one -- i'll do one half. which half do you want to have? >> i just got nervous. look at that. [ light laughter ] i got really nervous. o you
i'll take this one off. is that right? >> yeah, yeah. [ cheers and applause ] how is everything else going? sorry, sorry. [ laughter ] this is your water here. this is perfect. how is everything else going? >> everything else is really good.sar!" with the coens and george clooney. and i really, really enjoyed that movie. i really enjoy my --this. [ light laughter ] this is great. now you can play two characters at once right there. turn towards me. [ cheers and applause ] yes.s perfect. so now you're like -- you can talk about this woods movie that you did. >> is this the mustache? >> jimmy: the mustache look, yep.? >> jimmy: yeah, it looks good. >> and oh, my god, i love "the goonies." [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ]tic. >> otherwise nobody remembers, because i'm fat and i have a a mustache. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: no, no, no. i can take off the other half.
should i -- >> jimmy: since you've been in the back woods. i don't know if you heard, but donald trump is running for president. >> no way. >> jimmy: yeah. >> you know, he's a buddy of my: he is, right? >> he was, yeah. >> jimmy: really? >> yeah. >> jimmy: how did you meet donald trump? >> oh, my god, dude. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: come here. look at me. there you go. this is good here. now, look -- >> you hold that and give me the thing. >> jimmy: yep. >> no, give me the other thing. >> jimmy: yeah, sure, this guy? the other -- there we go. >> jimmy: we have things. >> so donald trump, i met at the 21 club. >> jimmy: oh, that's a great restaurant here in new york. >> yeah.- because i forgot my wallet. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: this is so awesome right now. >> i'm telling you a story! >> jimmy: i know, i'm sorry. this is like fantasy -- it's like a fantasy camp or something.to hang out -- you get to shave with josh brolin. like so fun. >> this is my porn. you are doing my porn. >> jimmy: this is fantastic. totally missed that. >> jimmy: i'm sorry i missed that one there. how did you meet donald trump again?
>> yeah, but i was doing "w wallet, so i needed 20 bucks in order to pay for the cab. and i asked anybody if they could give me 20 bucks and he did. he's a good guy! he should be president! ] >> jimmy: you just met him and he just gave you 20 bucks. or did you go to meet him? >> well, he's got how many billions of dollars?he throws out billions of dollars. look at that right there. >> you gotta go here so you can get a better camera shot. >> jimmy: no, this is good. >> is that good? >> jimmy: yeah.st got it. you got to make sure you get the middle or else you'll be in -- yeah, yeah, yeah. [ cheers and applause ] make sure you get the -- yeah, yeah.ht here. i think we got it. here's a towel. >> thank you very much. >> jimmy: please, no, thank you. i think it looks -- look at this. that's what i'm talking about. that's what you can do. nd applause ]
that's what i'm talking about. baby's butt, yeah. >> jimmy: i love watching every single movie you do a a different, a totally different person. i never know which one is you. i watched "hail, caesar!" and i was telling you backstage, you even walk different in this s set in the '50s, right? >> set in the '50s. >> jimmy: and you walk like a -- >> like a simian. >> jimmy: no, no, it's not simian. it's fast. bit. >> jimmy: it's speed walking. >> i told you, that's not a a character choice. that's because of the size of my legs. i have really short legs. [ light laughter ] did you see, when i came out to ke this. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: that's not how you walked when you came out. >> i did. >> jimmy: no, i'm complimenting you.e that. honestly. >> jimmy: but you play like a a hollywood fixer. like, you fix scandals. >> yeah. i fix scandals. >> jimmy: and george clooney is the star of this film.g -- >> no. [ light laughter ] well, he's co-starring in this. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: no, i'm sorry.
[ cheers and applause ]ant in the plot of the movie. in the plot of the movie. >> in the plot of the movie, totally. that's fiction, though. >> jimmy: you're definitely the star of the movie. yeah, i'm so sorry. but in the -- >> thank you. >> jimmy: in the idea -- >> that's why i'm here and george is not. right, yeah. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: hail brolin, hail brolin. that's what i say right now.r there going, "man, this guy's so arrogant." [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: no, he's not, please. i want to show everyone a clip of you trying to cover up ain it in the right way in "hail, caesar!" take a look at this. >> what? >> a little bird told me that he disappeared from the set today. no, no. yes, he did have to take a a break. minor injury. high ankle sprain. >> what did you think i meant? >> oh, nothing, i saw your sister earlier.o resurrect old gossip about baird. >> i'm sure she was, that cow. she wouldn't know a news story
>> yeah, well she -- >> high ankle sprain?he best you could come up with? we all know about the womanizing, and the drinking jags, and those trips to san berdoo . >> baird is a good family man. he has a high ankle sprain. >> mr. mannix?up, peanut? >> natalie told me to find you p.d.q. i know it sounds screwy, but she said someone's calling from the future. >> good lord. run. [ light laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: i mean, it is so -- it is shot beautifully. it's really funny. josh brolin, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] "hail, caesar!" hits theaters 5th. don't go anywhere. we'll be right back with kate mckinnon. stick around. [ cheers and applause ] we brought you here today to get your honest opinion about this new car. to keep things unbiased, we removed all the logos. feels like a bmw.e bit of like an audi. so, this car supports apple carplay.
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emmy-nominated cast member of "saturday night live", which returns on february 6th with host larry david and musical guest the 1975. co-hosting the film independent spirit awards, which will air live february 27th on ifc. everyone, please welcome the lovely kate mckinnon. rs and applause ] >> jimmy: kate mckinnon, everybody. [ cheers and applause ]ic. >> thank you so much. a while. >> it's been a minute, hasn't it? >> jimmy: yeah, it has. >> yeah, yeah.- are you -- were you doing a film? >> i'm -- i'm playing josh brolin in josh brolin's
[ light laughter ] wait to see it. >> i guess i'm done with it now. will you gingerly remove this from my face? [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: sure. when you ask completely -- >> very gingerly. ouch. ouch! >> jimmy: stop it. >> ow! [ laughter ] >> jimmy: there. much better. [ cheers and applause ]orgeous. come on. >> thank you. you look gorgeous. >> jimmy: thank you, pal. >> josh: you look gorgeous. >> jimmy: everyone looks gorgeous. >> josh: you are funny and >> jimmy: yeah, yeah, this is great. guys, hey, over here, over here, over here, yeah, yeah. >> sorry. and you too -- oh, jimmy. like timmy's friend on "lassie." oh, jimmy. >> oh, jimmy. >> jimmy: oh, jimmy lassie --. you wish you can get yourself a a lassie one day, jimmy.te, jim. >> jimmy: you can call me jim, if you want, james. i have questions. i have lots of things to ask you. >> yeah, yeah, fire away. what's up? [ laughter ]last saturday "saturday night live" was fantastic. >> thanks.
and it was a mess outside, crazy -- >> oh, my gosh., you couldn't drive or anything. but yet -- >> it was a bona fide maelstrom. and i don't say that word -- i've never said that word before. [ laughter ]e, you said that word before, maelstrom. >> maybe once. [ laughter ] in grade school. >> jimmy: but it was -- it was crazy time.koo-dook. and doing a show -- doing a a show in that was so weird. it had a sort of -- i hope there are no survivors of the t it had a sort of like -- [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: usually you have -- the odds are good. >> playing on the deck of the titanic feel to it of like -- it's freezin', but we're gonna put on a show. >> jimmy: yeah. [ laughter ] you're not only doing the "snl" and you got "ghostbusters" coming up, you're one of the ghostbusters. look at how busy and successful you are. >> josh: are you one of the ghostbusters, seriously? >> yes. yes. >> josh: so frickin' awesome. >> one of the new ones, not the old ones. one of the old ones. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: i mean how fun is
>> jimmy: that's going to be cool. >> yeah, yeah. that's gonna be great. come back for that. i want to -- but you're hosting an awards show. >> yes, it's the film independent spirit awards. >> jimmy: uh-huh. and this is on ifc. >> 31st annual. this is a big deal. have you ever hosted a show before? >> i have hosted several [ laughter ] and i feel like the skill set [ laughter ] >> jimmy: very similar, yeah. >> it's just slicing a a baguette. >> jimmy: yeah, slicing a a baguette. exactly. >> i can assemble a cheese est of them. and that's what you need, right? >> jimmy: you can get away with it. where is it and where are you doing it from, new york? >> it takes place in a tent in santa monica.ughter ] >> jimmy: this sounds like a a blast. but this is good that you're gonna be out there. you're going to be -- this is in l.a. and josh, you got a place in l.a., right? can see -- i can't, i shouldn't say that. the tent is close by to me. >> get out! >> josh: i've never been invited. but i'll wave. >> you're down by the beach, man?
>> josh: i totally will, dude. [ laughter ] >> i'm a blast -- >> josh: i'll be like, come on over. if the cheese platter doesn't at my house! [ laughter ] >> jimmy: let's have a a barbecue, dude! >> i can't finish the show guys. gotta go to brolin's beach house. [ laughter ] got to go to brolin's.ys have a a little something in common because you're -- the no-look high five. that's pretty rad. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] you both do great political impressions -- or impersonations, i should say. because george w. bush and hillary clinton. >> oh look at him. yes.clooney. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: and george clooney. you do a great george clooney as well. >> josh: the great president george clooney. >> jimmy: have you ever met -- rge w.? >> josh: no, i was going to. i actually didn't want to. because everyone obviously spends five minutes with him or whatever. then his book came out. and i thought, you know what? i want to.terview. and i said, you know what, i don't want to. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: no. >> josh: no, i remembered.
you don't want to meet him. >> josh: it was like no.llary, how was hillary clinton? because i know you met her, i saw it on the show. >> literally a dream boat. >> jimmy: yes. >> i mean she's one of my to begin with, then meeting her, at the end of the night, i wanted to be like, "can i go to a diner and get some pancakes and just chat?" [ laughter ] >> jimmy: that's always -- >> but she had other things to do.yeah, a little busy running for president. >> jimmy: tonight, i wanted to challenge you guys to maybe a a fun game using impressions and thought maybe it could be you're up for it. just because josh, i know you do tons and tons of [ laughter ] >> josh: i'm known for it. being an "snl" member and all. [ laughter ] took it -- like i was trying to deny the fact that she was dissing me. she was trying to shut me down. >> jimmy: no it was, it was a a no-look high five. it was a no-look high five.going to get this all together. josh and i and kate are playing "first impressions" after the break.
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>> jimmy: welcome back, kate mckinnon. [ cheers and applause ] and we're about to play here we go. ssions >> jimmy: now, the game works like this. we have a stack of envelopes here.is a card with the name of a celebrity with a a random phrase written on it. okay? the three of us will take turns reading a card in the voice of a celebrity. okay?ayers have to guess who we're impersonating. okay? none of us do any of these impressions, by the way. all right? now that when they do the cards? >> jimmy: the producers just made sure. >> oh, okay. >> jimmy: well we assume that you don't do any. >> that i don't do any? [ laughter ]as -- that was -- that was that stack. >> thank you. >> jimmy: and then you, we took away your faves, i think. >> that's good. >> jimmy: all right, so -- ped. >> jimmy: yeah, this is going to be fun. that's the way you go into it. here we go.
josh, why don't you go first. this envelope is for you.ank you very much. >> jimmy: we don't know what it is. so don't let us see what it is. >> oh, wow. um -- [ laughter ] sorry.ng my snow blower around all weekend, my ass is killing me. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: i know who it is. i think. around all weekend. my ass is killing me. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: it sounds a little e bit. but -- >> older. [ laughter ] older. funny first name, funny last name. [ laughter ]snow blower around all week -- i'm on every morning. i was riding my snow blower -- >> regis philbin! >> jimmy: regis philbin! oh my god. lause ] >> it was close. >> jimmy: you got it, yeah. regis is a -- >> i don't know where he's from, but it's like ryan gosling, just do general new york. >> jimmy: and he just yells random words in the middle of a a sentence. yeah.
i'm not looking. >> all right, what do we got? what do we got? >> jimmy: okay.to the petting zoo to see the baby goats. >> christopher walken. >> jimmy: christopher walken going to the zoo. lken. [ cheers and applause ] that's not bad. have you ever done christopher walken? >> i did. it's not good. i know that it's not good. so don't -- obviously. it's how to work this game. >> jimmy: we knew who it was. >> thank you. >> jimmy: by the way, your "jinx" was amazing. robert durst. >> oh, thank you so much. now you did that impression? >> it just -- it just sort of happened. i was just a fan and -- [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: no, you aren't. here you go, here. okay. fair. [ laughter ] you guys, i'm so excited --
don't make me do any more of this. >> do more! do more! >> could be one person or the other. keep doing it. >> jimmy: i'm so afraid right now. [ laughter ]ss than a week until the iowa caucuses. just guess anyone.t, wait. muhammad ali? [ laughter ] george foreman? >> jimmy: yeah, yeah. >> mike tyson. >> jimmy: oh, yeah. [ cheers and applause ] josh, one for you. >> do another one. just do another one. i need someone -- >> that was really good. >> oh, wow, man. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: what do you need? what do you need? >> need's a prop. >> jimmy: i know what he needs.ing big. [ laughter ] so imagine this is in my pants. >> jimmy: okay, okay, okay. >> i can play checkers for get bored. [ laughter and applause ]
hours -- wait. i could play checkers for hours red. >> jimmy: kim kardashian? [ cheers and applause ] >> you do it. good, see? all right, good, see? all right. kate. here we go. number five. dude, that was great. >> thanks. >> thank you for because i . >> jimmy: thank you, okay. now you kate. >> i was trying to think of a a lot of different stuff. and it was not right. all right. okay.e holiday's coming up. will you be my valentine, ha, ha, ha. >> jimmy: pee-wee herman, come on. [ cheers and applause ] josh brolin. we'll be back with a a performance of billy ocean, everybody. stick around. [ cheers and applause ] amy thinks you have to be super smart to not mess up your tax refund. so we flew in super smart mathematician, maria chudnovsky,
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