tv The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon NBC January 27, 2016 11:34pm-12:37am EST
tonight, join jimmy and his guests -- natalie portman. john oliver. musical guest sia. and featuring the legendary roots crew. >> questlove: 409 galveston. >> steve: and now, here he is, jimmy fallon! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: that's unbelievable. sounding great. fantastic. good to see you guys. looking good!
hot crowd tonight. [ cheers and applause ] welcome, welcome, welcome. welcome to "the tonight show," everybody. this is it. you're here. you made it. we're all ready for a big show tonight. so happy you're here. thank you, thank you very much. here's what people are talking about. yesterday big news, donald trump announced that he is not going to participate in the fox news debate tomorrow night. [ cheers and applause ] the other candidates are really excited to present their views in a serious yet respectle -- respectful manner which means they haven't been told that nobody's going to watch this one. [ cheers and applause ] trump says that he's not going to the fox news debate because moderator megyn kelly is biased against him. [ laughter ] and trump has a right to be scared because usually when a a younger attractive woman disagrees with him, she ends up taking half his stuff. so i mean this is -- [ laughter ]
[ cheers and applause ] >> steve: from his point of view. >> jimmy: of course, the other candidates have some pretty strong opinions about trump not being in the debate. check it out. ted cruz said, "good." [ laughter ] marco rubio said, "good." [ laughter ] ben carson said, "good." rand paul said, "good." finally chris christie said "food -- i mean, good." [ laughter ] >> steve: wait, what? >> jimmy: why would he get -- [ cheers and applause ] why would he trip up like that? >> steve: why did he say food? >> jimmy: it's not easy. i tripped up earlier. you trip up words. >> steve: it happens. >> jimmy: you make mistakes. we're human beings. that's all. >> steve: yeah, what's on your food. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: and then good. >> steve: yeah, good. >> jimmy: despite trump bowing out fox news -- did you see this higgins? they're still trying to get people excited about the debate. so even going on without donald trump. working. watch. news republican debate! [ laughter ] sure, donald trump won't be
this debate won't blow your foxing mind! you still got a bush that won't be tamed. >> we were -- we have -- we balanced every budget. >> and wake up mother truckers! because ben carson's about to open your head and drop a a sponge in it! >> the value of personal responsibility, hard work, cre -- creativity. >> plus the triple decker disaster -- cruz, kasich, christie! -- and rand paul. the fox news republican debate! we are totally not freaking out right now! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: exciting. i don't know. >> steve: i don't know. [ applause ] >> jimmy: but it seems like donald trump is still getting plenty of support. in fact, his latest endorsement -- did you hear this -- is from the balloon boy. >> steve: oh. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: do you remember -- remember the kid whose parents said he floated away in a a balloon? [ laughter ] the hoax in 2009. like aluminum foil balloon in like a box. >> steve: yeah. >> jimmy: well balloon boy has
donald trump for president. [ laughter ] he was like, what can i say, i'm prone to getting carried away by hot air. [ laughter ] so now i hear you. [ cheers and applause ] said enough, that's -- >> steve: yeah. >> jimmy: the balloon boy. >> steve: balloon boy. >> jimmy: we watched it here. >> steve: oh, yeah. >> jimmy: it happened in the afternoon. >> steve: we were like, "what the heck?" >> jimmy: so great. >> steve: "there's no way a a human could fit in that thing." >> jimmy: i was worried. yeah. i go, "is that possible? it's like carrying a boy." [ laughter ] over at a town hall in iowa, a a voter asked hillary clinton how her views align with the ten commandments, and she said that, quote "in many areas judgment should be left to god." then god was like, "okay, you really shouldn't have deleted all those e- mails. i'm just saying. [ laughter ] you brought it up. you brought it up. i'm just saying." [ cheers and applause ] not getting into it. >> steve: i'm just sitting over there. >> jimmy: of course, martin o'malley is -- [ laughter ] >> steve: doink. >> jimmy: he's also still in the race for the democratic
and i don't know if it's because his campaign is still struggling so much but i think he might be starting to crack a a little bit. check him out on the campaign trail this week. watch, this is real. iowa iowa winter spring summer or fall sowing our crops singing our songs waiting until harvest time hoa iowa iowa winter spring summer or fall [ laughter and applause ] >> jimmy: at least the audience -- at least the audience seemed into it. [ laughter ] he's still singing? >> steve: when is martin o'malley coming on? >> jimmy: i think it marked the first time that iowa's cows started booing instead of mooing. boo, boo!pplause ] this is kind of crazy here.
there's a great dane in nevada believed to be the world's tallest dog. he's seven feet tall on his hind legs and weighs 167 pounds. dog goes, "you get it." [ laughter and applause ]ieve that? that's right, there's a dog that's seven feet tall on his hind legs. his owner says he likes getting eating carrots, and she just now realized he's a horse. but no big deal. [ laughter and applause ] what's the big deal? it's some type of news, right? [ applause ]s i mentioned earlier, campaign season is heating up and the iowa caucuses are less than a week away. and we wanted to talk to people what they had to say about the presidential candidates. but because we do the show from rockefeller center, we added a a twist. we sent our writer arthur who uch skating experience down to the skating rink -- [ laughter ] right here in rockefeller plaza
politics while also trying to skate.nt we call ice-sking questions. ice-sking questions yeah e ] >> what do you think are the most important issues in the election? what -- sorry, what do you think are the most important issues in the election? >> national security, the economy and health care. >> do you think bernie sanders o get nominated? [ laughter ] >> i don't think he's any worse -- than the rest of them, no. >> okay. what do you think are the most important issues in this election?nomy, immigration, and jobs. [ laughter ] >> sorry. do you think that donald trump is too extreme to get the nomination? >> i do. >> ah oh, no! oh, no! think will be the nominee for president? sorry. sorry. i don't know my own speed. and then what about for the democrats? >> unfortunately, i think it's going to be hillary. >> oh! [ laughter ] you okay?
>> do you think donald trump will be the republican nominee? >> no. >> no. >> here you go, jimmy, we've nteresting opinions and i think i learned a little something about skating in the process. [ cheers and applause ] >> back to you, jimmy. >> jimmy: wow, he learned a lot about skating.rybody. we have a great show. give it up for the roots! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: welcome, everybody. thank you very much. great, great, great, great show. and no joke, tonight, it's unbelievable. it's just -- it's funny, it's informative, it's entertaining. to this is tonight. >> steve: yeah! >> jimmy: this is what i'm talking about. this is a good time. [ cheers and applause ]
thanks for watching.tion, you guys mike nichols was one of the true legends of writing, directing, and performing. this friday on pbs, american ng off its 30th season with a special about mike nichols. it's directed by the great elaine may. it has interviews with , meryl streep, tom hanks, dustin hoffman. if you are a fan of mike nichols or you want to be thing out. it's on pbs, "american masters." applause ] one in a zillion. we've got a big show tonight. she is an academy award-winning ig new movie opening this weekend. it's a western called "jane got a gun." one of our favorites, natalie portman is here!lause ] just -- just a joy -- just a a joy to be around. >> steve: come on.lause ] >> jimmy: plus he's the award winning host of hbo's "last week tonight with john oliver." the very, very, very, very,
dropping by.eers and applause ] he's a funny, funny guy. best voices in music today, one of the coolest artists out there ever, and just fantastic to work with, too, just earse was like amazing. and just -- it's just mind blowing, we love her so much. sia is performing for us. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: "this is acting." [ cheers and applause ]n't do that. [ laughter ] she has a very small mouth. >> steve: yeah. >> jimmy: usually you can't see her mouth. >> steve: g. >> jimmy: well the wig is usually covering up to here. but then with the wig up a a little bit, that's her. yeah, she has a very -- >> steve: that's a normal mouth. her normal mouth. >> steve: that's how she gets these beautiful dulcet tones. >> jimmy: yeah, like this is --
you want hear it?ap thrills." listen. [ laughter ] no, over the computer. >> steve: that sounds like her lip. >> jimmy: no, i'm playing it on the computer. listen. [ kissing noises ] [ laughter ] it's one of the best -- "cheap thrills." >> steve: really? >> jimmy: sia's new song. >> steve: god.lause ] >> jimmy: sia's on the show. >> steve: sia. >> jimmy: see ya, i would want to be ya. >> steve: in this case i would. >> jimmy: i would want to be her, yeah. that really disturbed me recently. >> steve: what is that? [ laughter ] >> jimmy: american kids are he world in terms of math skills. and nobody seems to know how to turn this thing around. i think the problem is that today's kids just can't relate to old fashioned things like
[ laughter ] who would? who would? >> jimmy: so we've updated math e questions -- the equations more about stuff modern kids can relate to in a a segment called popular mathematics. here we go. [ cheers and applause ] [ laughter ] >> jimmy: come on. that's a great -- >> steve: come on. [ cheers and applause ] mathematics >> steve: that makes math more fun. >> jimmy: i want to download was good. what do you say? popular mathematics mathematics goes up. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: oh, fantastic. let me show you. let's take a look at our first equation here. if you take flo rida. [ laughter ] plus mad max. >> jimmy: it equals flomax. you see what i'm saying? [ laughter ] >> steve: oh, i see. >> jimmy: that's the idea. >> steve: this and that. forget numbers. >> jimmy: no, no. this is it. like here's another one her. you have halle berry. >> steve: yeah. >> jimmy: plus quaker oatmeal equals hall & oates. you see what i'm saying? you get what it is now? >> steve: that was good. i understand it. [ applause ] this should be like on a psat.
understand i'll give you another example.. >> steve: love it. >> jimmy: plus a pool liner. >> steve: got it. >> jimmy: it equals el chapo. [ laughter] you see what i'm saying? >> steve: i see. >> jimmy: it all -- popular mathmatics. >> jimmy: very loud shirt and you understand math. >> steve: i see. he somewhat looks like mario. i love it. i can see how kids would love this. another one here. grandpa munster. >> steve: okay. >> jimmy: minus 35 years. >> steve: sure. >> jimmy: equals ted cruz. [ laughter ] see, now, kids they see it.. >> steve: yeah, yeah. [ cheers and applause ] this is gonna sweep the nation. >> jimmy: if you take the alphabet. >> steve: okay. >> jimmy: plus a blender. >> steve: uh-huh.als kristaps porzingis. [ laughter ] he's the king of new york. >> steve: he's the king of new york, i know. >> jimmy: great player, great name. >> steve: he's the king -- he's th >> jimmy: he's the korningus. >> steve: yeah, he's the korningus of new york. >> jimmy: i just officially crowned him korningis of new york. >> steve: are you serious? >> jimmy: yeah, porzingis is the kornughter ] here -- here's another one here, you guys. >> steve: let me see it. >> jimmy: donald duck. >> steve: yep.
equals donald trump. you see. very -- you understand. >> steve: that i see exactly. [ applause ] >> jimmy: if you take ricola -- [ laughter ] plus drake, it equals drakeula. drakeula [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: i want to suck your bling. have to say it. >> steve: no, he should say it. >> jimmy: but he could. that's what i'm saying. bottom. tion for him to say it. >> steve: yeah. >> jimmy: doesn't have to do anything. >> steve: he doesn't do nothing. he's drake, man. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: he's -- here. if you take statler and waldorf. >> steve: sure. >> jimmy: and divide it by two, it equals one bernie sanders. >> steve: wow. >> jimmy: yeah, that's what it does. divide by two. [ applause ] >> steve: a little few numbers in there. your kid still -- >> jimmy: finally if you take one dollar minus 95 cents, it k. there you go. that's -- that's some good math. that's all the time we have for popular mathematics. we'll be right back with more of "the tonight show." come on back.
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lause ] >> jimmy: oh, welcome back, everybody. i like that.ke that. i think i thought of a new dance. do it. anyone can do it. [ cheers ] >> steve: anybody can do it. my grandma and your grandma sitting by the fire my grandma said to your grandmayour flag on fire talkin' bout -- hey, you know what? >> steve: hey! what? >> jimmy: you know what? instead of me singing it, why , sia and natalie portman sing it with the roots? [ cheers and applause ] check out this video we made this afternoon. my grandma and your grandma were
my grandmandma i'm gonna set your flag on fire talkin' bout hey now hey now hey now hey now iko iko un-day jack-a-mo fee-no ai na-nafee na-nay look at my king all dressed in red iko iko un-day bet you five dollars he'll kill you deade na-nay talkin' bout hey now hey now hey now hey now iko iko un-day jack-a-mo fee-no ai na-na jack-a-mo fee na-nay ag boy and your flag boy sitting by the fire my flag boy said to your flag boyur flag on fire talkin' bout hey now hey now hey now hey now iko iko un-day jack-a-mo fee-no
y all dressed in green iko iko un-day he ain't a man he's a lovin' machine jack-a-mo fee na-nay hey now hey now hey now iko iko un-day jack-a-mo fee-no ai na-na jack-a-mo fee na-nay ee na-nay jack-a-mo fee na-nay jack-a-mo fee na-nay lause ] >> jimmy: come on! the roots right there! [ cheers and applause ]rtman! sia! [ cheers ] come on. nothing but percussion there. that was fun. stick around.ight back with more natalie portman, everybody.
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very hard-working human. here's natalie portman. e ] >> jimmy: oh! >> oh. >> jimmy: come on. welcome. thank you for coming on the show.much for having me. >> jimmy: thank you for doing that bit with -- >> oh, my god. >> jimmy: singing and playing blocks with sia. >> you guys are so cool and i'm just like the dorky mom like -- [ laughter ] >> jimmy: no, it's the best dance. it's so cute. you're just like -- >> oh, my gosh.g back there. i was like -- it looks like i was performing on "sesame street." [ laughter ] >> jimmy: no, that's what it feels like when you come on.ely the coolest. you're the coolest of all time. >> thanks, that was the coolest opportunity. >> jimmy: you know, i mean it's sia. i mean, how can you describe that person?ing. [ laughter ]
describe -- i mean, seriously she's like someone i've never met. that voice, we didn't need at. she was like -- iko iko i'm like, okay. well, we have a different version, like i'm gonna hide [ laughter ] >> you were killer on the spoons. >> jimmy: thank you, i appreciate that. that's what i'm known for. >> where'd you learn that? how i got the job. [ laughter ] the "the tonight show" they're like, can you play the spoons? they're like, leno plays the spoons. he spoons. but i just -- don't you -- you get a little nervous around sia, 'cause just, we're fans. we're superfans.l. and what a voice. >> jimmy: yeah, and of course, you rocked the wig out, too. i love it. here's how -- >> in an embarrassing mom way.'s how harvard and smart you are. because i know you went to harvard. don't rub it in. you brought it up. not really. [ laughter ] harvard. we asked natalie if she wants to do this bit and you're so nice and said yes and i t. then you get here today and i'm singing like --
ai na-ne jock-a-mo fee na-ne and you had already researched the song means something. i had no idea. that there's a meaning to "iko iko un-day." t from? what is it? you're like a human wikipedia. >> not at all. >> jimmy: you're like the amazon echo thing.on who uses wikipedia like all other people. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: no, i know, but here's the fun thing, i don't have to use it. i just ask you. mean? do you know? >> no, it was -- i tried to find the lyrics 'cause they were like you're gonna have to like sing along.le." >> jimmy: you didn't think -- we sent you the lyrics. you're like, this can't be the lyrics. these are sound effects. this is like jimmy wrote it in crayons. you're like, "jock-a-mo fee na-ne?" and i faxed it, which is very hard to do. they don't have fax machines any more. but what does it mean like love will -- >> yeah, it said something that it was like creole. like the king. >> jimmy: a mardi gras song? e. >> jimmy: i just love that you researched that. >> i didn't research it. i was looking for the lyrics. god, you go to harvard and
for the rest of your life. >> jimmy: oh, please! rub it in. >> yeah. >> jimmy: yeah, we get it. you went to harvard, great. they sent my application back to me. don't waste money on the stamp they said. they go, yeah, we're not even accepting this envelope.once i actually tried to -- i tried to do stand-up at harvard and you were booking the concerts. >> that's how i met these guys, n the world. >> jimmy: i mean, come on, yeah. [ cheers and applause ] you booked the roots? they were the first band we were dying to have there. amazing, amazing panel there. >> questlove: oh, i forgot, okay. >> yeah. [ laughter ] yeah. a professor so. >> jimmy: wow, yeah. so, you had the panel there and just what? just talked to -- >> questlove: yeah. >> jimmy: that's pretty cool. [ laughter ]remember getting a call back if i could do stand-up when you were running things. >> i'm not in charge of
anywhere. at all.: i think though you were a little bit or something. 'cause they said and i go, i'd love to do stand-up at harvard 'cause i love -- >> you should still do it.n't do stand-up anymore. >> why not? >> jimmy: well, i do it five nights a week. [ light laughter ] in front of millions of people. >> true.yeah -- >> i don't work at harvard anymore. >> jimmy: but anyways i remember my agent saying well, we have to call natalie portman to do it.s this? we have to call natalie portman? but i guess you were booking the stuff. anyways, thank you for not hiring me. i wanted to talk to you about -- let's talk about your movie "jane got a gun." it's a big western, and you are a badass in this film.'re great in it. >> thank you. >> jimmy: it's rare to have a a female lead in a western, but nd it works. it's fantastic. >> thank you very much. >> jimmy: do you wanna setup the story at all? >> jane hammond, my character, ome with an enemy coming and has to go to
help. jimmy: the gang is comin' to get ya. >> so, it's sort of this love story siege in the wild west. >> jimmy: like a love triangle, too.f the other gang, the bad gang, is ewan mcgregor. >> yes. [ scottish accent ] >> jimmy: ewan mcgregor. >> yes. [ laughter ]he's not scottish in this. but either way. it's a scottish western and it's rare. you don't see it much, but it existed, you know?lier. [ laughter ] tons of scottish westerns, yeah. he -- we love him on the show 'cause we always do goofy stuff man, he's a a villain in this, man. >> he's scary in it. >> jimmy: evil. >> he's scary in it. >> jimmy: evil, yeah. and just smiling throughout and oh, gosh. i wanted to show everyone a a clip here. here's natalie portman convincing ewan mcgregor to give up the location of her daughter in "jane got a gun."riday. check this out. >> where is she?
that, what am i left with? >> tell me where -- you took -- my child. >> jane! >> are you counting? because i still got a pair of ion that i ain't gonna ask again! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: i ain't gonna ask again! right there. come on. natalie portman, "jane got a a gun" is in theaters this friday.ins us after the break. stick around, everybody.
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>> jimmy: our next guest is a a three-time emmy award winning comedian. he's also the host of the laimed show "last week tonight with john oliver," which returns february 14th at 11:00 p.m. on hbo. everyone, please welcome john oliver. [ cheers and applause ] think -- i think i just did soldier boy for no reason. [ laughter ] absolutely no reason. >> jimmy: that's what we want you to do.ve having you on. >> i heard that beat and i threw out a soldier boy. >> jimmy: you had to do it. you had to do it. you had to do it. everything. congrats on -- you just recently won a critic's choice and you won the peabody. >> yeah! >> jimmy: i mean, you're really show. >> those awards are now meaningless. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: no, they're not.
value the currency of those awards.ove the show. obviously, you know we're superfans of the show. >> thank you. >> jimmy: we've done bits together but, gosh, we watch , that's brilliant. last season you started a a church. >> yeah, we started a church. [ laughter ] it turns out that is an incredibly easy thing to do consequences. yeah, we started a church and my wife was rachel dratch, who's the greatest. i love rachel. she's a funny, funny -- >> yeah, we asked for donations for like $1 donations. >> jimmy: how did you even -- >> it got out of hand fast. ] basically we got in touch with this pastor and for six months he was e-mailing back and forth and we were sending him money and he was sending us stupid . and we were sending him more and keeping this plate spinning. and eventually we just set up we had $70,000 donated in singles. [ laughter ] and that was just the tip of a a crazy iceberg.ur-foot wooden penis, which i did not
i can't stress that enough.u did not ask for that. >> at no point did i say please send a four-foot wooden penis, or indeed three foot or five foot. >> jimmy: yeah, wet didn't fit in the background, here. i had to send it to someone, yeah. i had to send it to someone. >> yeah. >> jimmy: but you do at. i mean, not crazy things, but it is a little crazy. >> it's objectively stupid. >> jimmy: but i do -- i do enjoy it.insane -- but not even insane. >> no, it is. >> jimmy: i can't even think you went to russia and you interviewed edward snowden. >> yeah, well, that is insane. and that is less legally safe, to be honest. >> jimmy: how did you even -- ll it off? who knew that you were going? >> well, we didn't tell hbo. >> jimmy: good for you. >> yeah. [ laughter ] that was arguably the first e told. >> jimmy: yeah. >> and they ended up being the last. but they were fine with it. so, yeah, i called them after we got back and said, i was in . [ light laughter ] i was in russia, talking to
and they said, okay. >> jimmy: what did it feel like in --ere in trouble all the time. [ laughter ] it got so -- 'cause i was even back to america whether we'd be in trouble here. so we spread the camera tapes und our bodies. it felt like the last scene of "argo." [ laughter ] with all i was thinking was he plane take off, i think i'm safe. which is an infantile understanding of international diplomacy. >> jimmy: of course.was fantastic. >> it was amazing. it was an amazing experience. >> jimmy: the new show -- the new season starts in a few , 11:00 p.m. >> yeah, if you're looking for the least romantic thing to do hat. >> jimmy: it's good. i saw the poster for it. and you look sharp. and you got a bunch of good quotes, here. about you -- like one is -is is from cher. >> yeah. >> jimmy: go --
>> you wee rat face. >> jimmy: yeah. [ light laughter ] now, that's not really from cher. >> oh, that iser. basically what happened was cher's twitter handle is a work of art.nt to know what cher thinks about anything at any time of the day, look at her twitter. so we had -- we've done this ut social media saying social media, something that cher nearly understands how to use because she's done some very dumb -- , you got it here, this, that's not how twitter works. >> jimmy: what is it? >> that's not how it works. [ laughter ]rly -- the thing is works. >> jimmy: please re-tweet! >> so close. so we did that. and so -- and that was her response. go [ bleep ] yourself, you wee >> jimmy: that's very, very nice. and then donald trump said -- >> very boring.oring. yeah, very boring. >> i don't think he's entirely wrong about that.
the most surprising thing?nt of ecuador, the president of ecuador says i'm more unpleasant than a a diuretic. [ laughter ] f ecuador, who took it upon himself to tweet at me across one angry morning saying s never been a funny english comedian and that i was, yeah, i was basically as unpleasant as a a diuretic. i can't go to ecuador unless i only ever want to be in ecuador for the rest of my life. [ laughter ] i can go. i just can't leave. >> jimmy: exactly. but obviously you have a lot of fans. and you don't -- you haven't upset that many people because you have a great story about ll cool j.ou know ll cool j, right? >> jimmy: i love ll cool j. >> and so often, you know, if you meet someone amazing, then they can be disappointing.t. >> jimmy: okay. >> that is an amazing human being. >> jimmy: i agree. >> and let me prove that to you.l j. she saw him at baggage claim at
like he's a normal person, which he obviously isn't. [ laughter ]he's ll cool j. >> he's ll cool j. yeah. >> he's ll cool j. there's nothing normal about that. >> jimmy: no, no, no, yep.fe, for reasons best understood to her, over and speak to him. but instead of saying hello. she starts rapping the verses from "doing it well." [ laughter ] i swear she just goes up, no -- i'm gonna call you big daddy and scream your name [ laughter ] matter of fact i can't wait for your candy rain , he does not say what or who the [ bleep ] are you? >> jimmy: no. [ laughter ]sn't take the first bag that comes past saying this is mine and make an understandable fast exit. he doesn't miss a beat.. so what cha sayin i get my swerve on bring it live the kitty cat's tight together.
the whole song.ole song at baggage claim at laguardia. the whole thing. yeah. >> jimmy: ll cool j.atest. i think, i think if you see ll cool j in the streets, you can just start singing his songs at him and he'll join in. i think that's it. that great of a a human being. >> from a social study of one, that's it. he's the greatest. >> jimmy: he's the greatest living man, ll cool j right there.at? >> jimmy: ll cool j. yeah, give it up for ll. [ cheers and applause ] we always love when you come on.ruary 14th, season three of "last week tonight with john oliver" premieres on hbo. we'll be right back with aia.
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lause ] >> jimmy: my thanks to n oliver, nobody does it like sia, right? come on now. you guys are phenomenal. thank you.oots right there from philadelphia, pennsylvania, ladies and gentlemen. [ cheers and applause ] stay tuned for "late night with seth meyers."watching. have a great night. hope we see you tomorrow. bye-bye everybody.