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cali, cali, cali i'm going back to cali let's start the show [ cheers and applause ] >> steve: from stage one at universal studios hollywood, in los angeles, california, it's "the tonight show starring jimmy fallon." tonight, join jimmy and his guests -- will ferrell. christina aguilera. musical guests 2 chainz and lil wayne present collegrove. and featuring the legendary roots crew. >> questlove: 417, missouri! >> steve: and now, here he is,
[ cheers and applause ] jimmy: hi! hello! greetings! thank you for having me here. thank you, los angeles! [ cheers and applause ] looking great. welcome. welcome to "the tonight show," everybody. this is it! you made it. this is it! [ cheers and applause ] fantastic. oh, man. it's gonna be like this all week. this is fun. i'm your host, jimmy fallon. you guys, we're so excited to be starting a week of shows here in los angeles. [ cheers and applause ] it's exciting.
with temperatures in the 30s for a town where nobody admits they're in their 30s, so it's -- it's -- [ laughter ] there's so much going on right now in l.a. yesterday was the los angeles marathon. [ cheers and applause ] went from dodgers stadium all the way to santa monica. for those who haven't run 26 miles here in l.a. it's just like driving it but much faster. [ laughter ] much, much faster. [ cheers and applause ] you can tell the marathon was in los angeles, because instead of cheering on runners, crowds just gave them better directions. [ laughter ] they're like, "you can do this 405." [ laughter ] sunset's a nightmare." [ laughter ] in addition to the marathon, i also saw that president obama just visited l.a. [ cheers and applause ] or as donald trump put it, "the kenyans." [ laughter ] actually, while he was in
president obama met privately with will smith. not to be outdone, joe biden spent the day learning how to do the carlton. it's not unusual to be loved by anyone it's not unusual to have fun with anyone >> jimmy: of course another big story in l.a. right now is that it's kobe bryant's last season with the lakers. [ audience awws ] and i -- yeah, he's great. i read that he set a new nba record for the most seasons with a single team. yeah. kobe and the lakers have been together for 20 years, which is actually longer than any other couple in los angeles. which is actually -- it's a a great thing. [ cheers and applause ] >> steve: wow. >> jimmy: while speaking to media at the nba's all-star weekend, kobe bryant answered almost as many questions in spanish and italian as he did in english. which isn't surprising considering all the traveling he's gotten away with. [ laughter ] [ audience oohs ] he's a world traveler. he's a world traveler.
he loves world travel. >> jimmy: and the grammy awards took place tonight at the staples center. and i saw they used the tag line, "witness greatness." yeah. not to be confused with the oscars' tag line, "witness whiteness." [ laughter ] [ audience ohs ] which is a similar -- similar tag line. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: speaking of music, i saw that in kanye west's song "i love kanye" from his new album, he raps, "we still love kanye and i love you like kanye loves kanye." [ laughter ] e remembered our wedding vow." [ laughter ] romantic. romantic. "i love you, kanye."nye." [ cheers and applause ] here's the latest on the election. donald trump just promised that e foul language on the campaign trail. now, when people ask him his policy on isis, he just says, shy diddly doodles out of them." [ laughter ] that's the way to do it. [ applause ]rally in
actually autographed someone's baby. [ laughter ] did you see that?e handed the baby back to the parents, he said, "congratulations, your baby is worth three times as much now." interesting. [ cheers and applause ] meanwhile, ted cruz's campaign ck ad after it came out that one of the actresses in the ad had also appeared in some softcore porn films. i feel so bad for that actress who now has to explain to her parents what she was doing in a a ted cruz ad. on't know what -- i needed the money. i needed the money." [ applause ] >> steve: work is work. >> jimmy: and people are still talking about the big er the weekend, and jeb bush and donald trump really went at it. at one point they got into a a fight over what kind of ing on the campaign trail. and check out what trump accused bush of saying. >> two days ago he said he off and moon everybody. and that's fine. nobody reports that.
>> jimmy: happy future yone. we have a great show. give it up for the roots right there! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: hello. thank you so much for having us here. it is monday. we are so excited to be in sunny los angeles for a giant [ cheers and applause ] this is exciting. tomorrow night kis will be here. we're going to play a game of true confessions with a a surprise guest.from pitbull, then, later this week, jennifer lopez, snoop dogg, vince vaughn is stopping by.e ] >> steve: come on! >> jimmy: big week.
debuts from zayn. [ cheers and applause ]huge single "pillowtalk." and then on thursday we've got dead and company. [ cheers and applause ]dead with john mayer. yeah, and they're gonna do some jams. tv debut. and then closing out the week we're gonna have a special, from multiple grammy nominee the weeknd. so it's gonna be good here. good week in l.a. [ cheers and applause ]ning us tonight, one of our favorite guests. the nicest, the funniest man in the world. his new sequel "zoolander 2." will ferrell is here tonight. [ cheers and applause ] >> steve: nobody better. >> jimmy: you can't beat him. he's one of the funniest dudes ever. we're gonna do something fun later in the show. it, what we do. i think -- plus, we love her so much. from nbc's "the voice," christina aguilera is dropping in.e ] we have great, great music tonight.
>> steve: yeah!pplause ] >> jimmy: that's big. that's exciting. >> steve: come on, that's exciting. this? we're here in l.a. >> steve: and the weather is fantastic. >> jimmy: no, they said that -- everyone said it was gonna rain well, it's just it's beautiful. it's actually too nice. because i can't even talk to anyone in new york. they're like -- they hang up the phone. to pretend like it's bad weather. >> jimmy: yeah, exactly. just lie, it's bad weather. but it's fun to be here, 'cause came out here just to get my start in the business. i started at the improv. the -- on melrose. [ cheers ] as it's just fun to drive down where we used to be, now you see a billboard and it says "'the tonight show' is here in l.a." and i go, "wow, that's so amazing how life can just --" [ cheers and applause ] so lucky and so happy to be back. we're back in los angeles, you know what that means?t's time to jump through one of l.a.'s most famous landmarks, the giant
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wearing tight pants i got my tight pants i got my tight pants on >> whoa!e ] slow down there compadre. [ light laughter ] you say people are talking ht pants down at the local penny arcade? well, i find that hard to believe. because ever since we moved to we know's been talking about our tight pants. >> jimmy: that's funny, because n into mayor wembley and he declared my pants the tightest in all the land. [ light laughter ] >> well, we just welcomed our >> and when we told the news to governor grimball, he proclaimed, "hark! t pants throne." [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: a new baby, you say? ain't that a bag of beans. especially since you and i haven't spoken since that one we shared together nine months ago. [ audience oohs ]
[ laughter ] i don't know who you are, or what butthole you crawled out of.er ] but this is my woman and that is our baby and every night he gets swaddled in the tightest of pants. [ cheers ]e only ones that get to wear tight pants in this town. you drinking my sake, kemosabe? [ laughter ]he lioness. you sipping my soup-e, guadalupe? [ laughter ]: point taken, kevin bacon. i guess i'll find a new town. lause ]
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>> jimmy: will ferrell right there, ladies and gentlemen. feeling good. [ cheers ] >> feeling so good. >> jimmy: yeah.pplause ] >> feeling really good. >> jimmy: feeling real good. great crowd. >> strong. >> jimmy: feeling strong. >> feeling so strong.for doing that. >> um, i'm so -- i feel bad. let's talk about our relationship in that sketch. we live in the same town, right?er ] >> jimmy: apparently they don't know each other. >> we don't know each other? >> jimmy: but they -- look alike. >> we dress exactly the same. we have the same haircuts. >> jimmy: yeah. and we both wear tight pants. >> and why am i so threatened by you? you just want to be part of the group.'s all. i just want to wear tight pants. that's all he wants, man. he's a nice guy. >> i mean, you have pretty tight pants as well.
>> but apparently it's my turf and i'm very protective. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: you know, i saw a a little "cowbell" face when we . >> oh, really? >> jimmy: yeah. [ cheers and applause ] i looked into your eyes -- >> oh. >> i looked into your eyes. >> yeah, i don't know what that face is.'cause you are the face. >> oh -- >> jimmy: yeah, that's your face. [ light laughter ] >> okay. >> jimmy: well, we -- that was one of the -- now, the sketch be kind of big, right? the "cowbell" sketch. >> i don't remember it. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: don't remember at all? no one mentions "more cowbell" to you? >> no one. not one bit. [ laughter ] there aren't t-shirts that i -- >> jimmy: there are t-shirts that are made -- >> yeah, yeah. >> jimmy: do you remember doing that?earsal -- >> dress rehearsal -- >> jimmy: didn't make it to air. >> right. and then i changed my pants. >> jimmy: changed your pants --nts. >> jimmy: tighter pants. and tighter shirt. >> a smaller shirt. >> jimmy: yeah. >> and look where we are today. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: exactly.pplause ] i stole the idea. yeah. >> no, no, no. no you didn't. but -- i know.
>> speaking of which, can i undo my pants?. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: oh, yeah. [ cheers and applause ] they were really tight. >> just the top button. >> jimmy: yeah, that's fine. >> they're 34s.since sixth grade. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: i'm so psyched the kick-off for l.a. week. you're our -- you're our first guest --tered to be the first guest on your first "tonight show." [ cheers and applause ] thank you so -- thank you so much. thank you. >> jimmy: it's not our first --ean, you could have chosen anyone for your very first "tonight show." [ light laughter ] the fact that you're having me, it means so much. i just love it. isn't our first -- this isn't our first "tonight show." we've been doing "the tonight show" for two years. >> yeah, yeah. >> jimmy: yeah. [ laughter ] you've been on the show. >> oh, yeah. the practice shows. >> jimmy: they're not practice. this is --en real shows? >> jimmy: yeah. unfortunately, yeah. >> oh, 'cause i watched them and thought, "oh, it's good they're practicing." -- >> okay, so this is the first l.a. show? >> jimmy: will smith was my
"the tonight show." >> oh.ll. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: yeah, no, but -- [ audience aws ] but i'm happy that you're here now. >> okay. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: okay.derstanding. i'm sorry, i thought this was the very first one you'd been doing. i thought nbc was being so generous to let you have two years of practice shows in new york -- [ laughter ]d then i thought he must finally be ready and here we are. >> jimmy: i just got word -- i just got word -- >> yeah. >> jimmy: backstage, this is ight show" ever. [ cheers and applause ] >> it is? >> jimmy: yes. it's our first "tonight show." thank you. thank you, man.wimmingly. >> i'm so honored -- oh, now i'm nervous! >> jimmy: now you're nervous. >> now i'm nervous. >> jimmy: don't be nervous now.vous. >> jimmy: i want to talk to you about a lot of things. >> okay. >> jimmy: is this true? are you now an owner of a a soccer team?of the l.a. football club. >> jimmy: this is big. >> lafc. >> jimmy: lafc. >> l.a.! fc! l.a.! fc!
fc!chanting ] >> it doesn't end, ever. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: it sounds good. >> that's what it's gonna sound like in two years -- [ laughter ]d the stadium. >> jimmy: what does "fc" stand for? >> hopefully we will build the stadium. >> jimmy: you're building a a stadium?y. [ light laughter ] if i were -- >> jimmy: i hope not. please don't build a stadium. >> i really want to. >> jimmy: no, no, you can't.e that wants to build a stadium. >> jimmy: but this is exciting. >> yeah. >> jimmy: this is huge. >> i'm part owner. rooting for these guys. >> yeah, yeah. >> jimmy: and "fc" stands for football -- >> football club. >> jimmy: yeah. and this is -- soccer guy. >> i'm a big soccer guy. and i plan to be kind of a -- the way i'm gonna model my role as an owner is kind of abrenner type. >> jimmy: yeah. >> i'm gonna wear a lot of turtlenecks -- [ light laughter ] and sports coats. >> jimmy: sure, that's fun. >> and hire and fire one times in one season. >> jimmy: you need a a billy martin character. >> yeah, yes. >> jimmy: so you gotta find
>> magic johnson. [ cheers ] >> jimmy: how cool is that? >> mia hamm. yeah, mia hamm. nomar garciaparra. >> jimmy: no-mah. >> no-mah., absolutely. it's gonna be fun, man. >> justin timberlake. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: ew! he's so gross! just made that up. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: i believed you. i believed you. >> justin, you're more than welcome -- you can be a part owner of the soccer -- >> yeah, part owner. >> jimmy: football team. >> football team. kid, he was in high school, he got kicked off the soccer team. >> oh, the kid in cleveland? >> jimmy: yes, yes. in cleveland. brian garutto.his guy? >> i heard about this guy. >> jimmy: these are all infractions listed by his team. >> intramural soccer team. thrown off the team. and i just thought i'd read a a couple things, just to see if you agree with this guy. coed soccer league because of your behavior. received warnings. here is a list of your
one, you made a phone call on the field. [ laughter ] >> on my team that will be no problem. we're gonna encourage players to have their cell phones on and engage in social media while playing. [ laughter ], that's good. he's running into a goal while hiding ball in shirt. [ laughter ] >> classic. classic comedy move. you don't use your hands, it's legal, right? >> it's legal, yeah. >> jimmy: sitting on the opposing team's bench. again --y. >> jimmy: yeah. wearing cowboy hat during game. [ laughter ] you should have one player every team -- go into all of our bylaws. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: make this all happen. this is my favorite thing, here. giving birth to soccer ball after scoring. [ laughter ]s so good. >> jimmy: it's just a classic bit. >> he's hired. >> jimmy: he's hired, by the way. >> jimmy: this is a picture of you going to hire him? >> i'm gonna hire him. >> jimmy: "i want to thank all the loyal fans of the cleveland steamers for supporting me during my season." the name of the team.
[ laughter ] no wonder he was -- you can't say that. >> jimmy: i don't think you can say that.t on television, can you? >> jimmy: no. this is actually dirty. >> yeah, this is dirty. >> jimmy: let's pretend we didn't do this part. >> jimmy: yeah, i'll lose that in editing. yeah. giving birth to soccer ball after -- >> did he -- did he -- pretend like he was -- >> jimmy: no, we're gonna cut that. [ laughter ] >> i was gonna make a joke off of cleveland steamer. i'm not gonna do it. >> jimmy: you can't -- stop rd. >> oh, sorry. >> jimmy: we're editing. >> okay! no steamer. >> jimmy: don't say it. [ laughter ] don't say that. don't say that. >> not any more.ve -- >> don't start a cleveland steamers chant right now? [ laughter ] cleveland! steamers! cleveland! steamers! [ crow: stop doing that! >> and you know what you do at the end of the cheer? you go, "ugh!" [ laughter ] >> jimmy: no, stop. sorry. what's going on?at's going on right now? [ cheers and applause ] >> you want me to leave? >> jimmy: yeah.
>> jimmy: i want you to leave. sorry, dude.everybody. [ cheers and applause ] no! i don't want you to leave. >> okay. all right. >> jimmy: you're my bud, man.u about -- congrats on -- oh, i haven't seen you since "daddy's home." >> oh, yeah. >> jimmy: so congrats on that. >> thank you. mark wahlberg. [ cheers and applause ] you make a good team. and now, here you are with more funny human beings. kristen wiig is just on fire in this movie. >> amazing. >> jimmy: you'll love kristen wiig. i have a picture of you and kristen, you were walking down the street the other day. >> oh, yeansation. >> jimmy: matching sweatshirts. yep. willsten. >> everyone is talking about willsten right now. [ ligh: what does everyone mean? >> like, everyone. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: what is willsten? >> it's a sensation. [ light laughter ]couple. >> jimmy: no. >> but we're like, best of friends. and it's just -- everyone wants to be -- >> jimmy: this. everyone. [ laughter ]iculous. it made me really laugh hard.
>> jimmy: you guys were in a -- i don't want to spoil it for anybody. >> you can. >> jimmy: okay, i can? [ laughter ] >> yeah, yeah. >> jimmy: there's a passionate kiss -- >> jimmy: between you and kristen wiig. and it is pretty disgusting. >> pretty disgusting. >> jimmy: yeah. >> where it's more like two people attacking each other, lly chewing on her face. >> jimmy: you really, actually are. >> but she had so much prosthetic work it was just me latching onto a big piece of >> jimmy: rubber, yeah. [ laughter ] >> then yelling into each other's mouths. >> jimmy: did the crew just lose it when you were doing that?he italian crew, because the movie was shot completely in rome, not only did they not think it was funny, they didn't think it was interesting.e just walked away. [ laughter ] and thought, well, i guess that's what they do in american comedies. >> jimmy: yeah, they just say that's it. yeah.s funny. i'm glad you reprised your role. it's fun to get back together. basically, this clip here is -- you're in prison.ison -- which is a building that's shaped like a thimble. [ laughter ]
>> it's sewing, it's fashion.ison for ten years. >> jimmy: and it looks like -- yeah, for ten years and you've changed. >> i've changed. i've changed. >> and it looks like i've been working out, but i really haven't. and you'll see what -- >> jimmy: here's will ferrell's character, mugatu, as he leaves fter serving a a 15-year term. "zoolander 2" is in theaters now. check this out. >> prison changed me!
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[ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: our next guest has sold over 43 million albums worldwide. wow. [ cheers ] awards. starting february 29th, you can see her every monday and tuesday night on season ten of "the voice," which airs at here on nbc. ladies and gentlemen, please welcome christina aguilera!
jimmy: hi! >> hi! >> jimmy: you look gorgeous. >> that was fun. ne who looks just like you wearing the tightest pants in all the land. it was really -- >> they say i have, like, twin somewhere. like a short bobbed hair -- yeah. >> jimmy: i could tell by your voice that it was you. by the way, remember the bit we did on our show?, we did "wheel of impressions"? >> of course, yeah. >> jimmy: it has over 50 million views on youtube. [ cheers and applaus >> because of you. >> jimmy: no, because of you. man, oh -- you did impressions of -- >> that was so much fun. >> jimmy: everybody.it so much they dressed you up as all these different artists. >> they did. we got -- >> jimmy: that's you.
>> yes. shakira. >> jimmy: cher. by the way. >> thank you. >> jimmy: you do a great cher just even talking. [ cher impression ] >> what do you mean, jimmy?you're talking about with your tight pants. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: the fact that you can do a talking impression of cher is even better. of course, i love that as well. >> she's awesome. >> jimmy: no, come on. you can't beat that. tell me about -- the grammys are tonight. i want to know about the first y. you won six. >> oh, yeah, my first grammy experience was so -- i was totally -- i was so green to l.a.ch a baby. i mean, this is like the town of cool. and i was so like -- [ cheers ] i was such a baby and i literally came and i think i mall. it was like that. >> jimmy: i have your picture -- >> i didn't even have a stylist yet. went. i was like 90 rows back. >> jimmy: that's a good dress. [ cheers ] that's a good dress. you got a good dress at the mall.ws back?
i had no idea that i was -- 'cause, you know, there were other artists that were out prior to me for longer. and i was like, "there's no way."the way back in the bleachers. i'm out -- >> jimmy: if i was going to win, they would sit me closer. >> i'm out. i'm out. my name. i remember, melissa etheridge was part of that clan up there. and i was like all of a a sudden -- i couldn't believe it.es. i had to walk all the way, 90 seats up to the front of the stage and it was great. i, like, mouthed to the camera. i remember, like, "i love you, mom."aby. >> jimmy: i mean -- and it was best new artist? >> best new artist. which is really special, because you can't win that grammy ever again.est new artist -- >> jimmy: twice. >> twice. >> jimmy: no, you can't you're actually an artist now. you're already established. where did you move from? where did you come from? >> at that point, wexford, a a town in pennsylvania. so, pittsburgh, really. : a big change? >> a huge change, yeah. a huge change. >> jimmy: what was it like coming to l.a.? did you meet any celebrities?
do you remember the first one you ran into? >> yes, i do. it was -- i went to the ivy. the ivy is, like, a big place to go in l.a.lutely, yeah. >> like a place to go to feel cool, and like, "oh, i'm part of the l.a. scene." so, i went to the ivy. in the back, you know, all whatever. i was always like the little girl -- you know, at the older man table, it was awkward, and drew barrymore was sitting, ble in front of me. and i think she was just doing her movie "home fries" or something at the time. >> jimmy: yeah. >> and she was just like, with as like, "oh, my god. oh, my god." so starstruck. i was like, "she's over there. she's over there." and i'm a huge fan of drew's. should go just say hi to her." so, i finally worked up the courage when her boyfriend went to go to the bathroom, and i went over there and i was like, you, but i'm a really, really huge fan. i'm out here, i'm recording my album for the first time." i was so -- yeah, i was totally and she could not have been sweeter, she was like the sweetest person.
when i see her.'m on tour with justin and i think he was dating cameron and the whole thing. she was there, i was like, "do e when i first moved to l.a. and i saw you at the ivy and i came up to you and i said, hi, i was a big fan?" she was like, "not really." >> jimmy: no. happens to me every single day. >> but i know what that feels like. now you have people that are do you remember me from 1994?" i'm like, "no." >> jimmy: well, you've been around now.ve two little kids. >> i do. i do. >> jimmy: congratulations on that. >> thank you. [ applause ] >> jimmy: how old are the babies?guys. my son just turned eight. and he is a parkour master. and my daughter, we just celebrated the super bowl, and she is one and a half and the angel. >> jimmy: are you kidding me? look at this. oh, my gosh. [ audience aws ] that is adorable. >> she's like that all the time.t, if i didn't call her summer, i would have called her joy. 'cause she's just a little ball of happiness. >> jimmy: a happy little baby??
>> he's my daredevil. i threw him an "american ninja warrior" party. and i had a couple, like, show up and everything. i am so not cool, but that gave me cool points with my son. >> jimmy: he doesn't think you're cool?like, the grammies on the shelf -- eh. you know, the red chair at "the voice" -- eh. but if i can do a stunt on "american ninja warrior", he -- i would earn so many points. but i did. i did a little a stunt with him at that party. so that was fun. >> jimmy: it made you cool?-- >> jimmy: but you're the best. you are the coolest mom. come on. [ cheers and applause ] you are. >> thank you. >> jimmy: what's happening on son now? you getting a team? >> i do. i'm really hoping -- 'cause we call it the girl curse. like, no female coach has ever winner. it's, like, weird. it is a little imbalanced around those parts. so, i can see the odds are a but this year my team is solid and even the boys are like, "man, you might break the girl curse this year." you know? yeah..
curse." >> i start talking like him when i'm around him. i'm like, "yeah.oo." [ laughter ] he busts mine, so i have to bust his a little bit. >> jimmy: oh, of course. but you have, what do you call it?sor this year. miley cyrus is helping you out. >> yes. >> jimmy: she's fantastic. >> she's so much fun, guys!e ] >> jimmy: she's the real deal as well. >> she is. >> jimmy: she can sing. she can write. >> we're both sagittarians, which i love., fire. we're fire signs. and she's just like -- she likes to live in the moment and she's free. she won't let the boys push her i like. i'm like, yes. somebody's got to, you know, set them straight sometimes. >> jimmy: i want to show a clip of you. here's christina aguilera on "the voice." take a look at this. [ cheers and applause ]arried, too! >> bring it home to mama. bring it home -- >> what the hell? get over here and sit down! >> i'm ready to sit by my
>> foul! out of bounds! [ cheers and applause ]ified from this. >> when i'm here, you don't run the show, blake. [ audience ohs ] that. >> but i love you [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: get over here and sit down! >> get over here and sit down!wn over here! get over here! >> c'mon, christina! >> jimmy: christina aguilera, everybody! [ cheers and applause ] season ten of "the voice" th at 8:00 p.m. right here on nbc. 2 chainz and lil wayne perform for us next.
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plus we've got ronda rousey and itbull featuring robin thicke, joe perry and travis barker. you don't want to miss that, it's going to be a big show.pplause ] but first, our next guests are two multi-platinum selling rappers, who have joined forces for a special project called "collegrove."royce weather everyday," with a little help from the roots, and black violin, give it up for two chainz and lil wayne. and applause ] >> yeah. how y'all doing? collegrove. i sip drink with my dinner smoke some gas before breakfast yeah they know my name and i don't have to wear a necklace z bought a wraithe for winter and a vert for the summer remember 12th grade i sold some work to undercover child
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i do me i get highy every day i do me i get high i get fly i get paid i do me i get high i get flyy all i hope and wish is y'all do more than witness we do us and love itd it all we hope and wish is y'all do more than witness we do us and love it thank you [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: come on, come on.nk you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you. >> what up, what up? >> jimmy: thank you, thank you, thank you, i appreciate it. "collegrove!"l wayne. "collegrove" is out soon. we'll be right back. thanks for that.
[ cheers and applause ] >> announcer: from 30 rockefeller plaza in new york, it's "late night with seth meyers." tonight, jason sudeikis! kelly rohrbach. academy award-nominated director matthew heineman.d with fred armisen. ladies and gentlemen, seth meyers. [ cheers and applause ] >> seth: good evening! i'm seth meyers. this is "late night." how's everybody doing tonight? [ cheers and applause ] that's good to hear. let's get to the news.yesterday. so, if i look like i didn't get much sleep, it's because the