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but first -- it's going to be killer. get ready for that one. but first, you're going to eadline bonnaroo. [ cheers and applause ] i mean -- you guys have bonaroo. it's just going to be be the most loving peaceful thing in re -- have you ever been to bonnaroo? >> we own bonnaroo. [ applause ]. you invented bonaroo, basically. yeah. >> we keep our towels there. >> jimmy: yeah, exactly.e fun. and now you have john mayer with you. [ cheers and applause ] and i got to say, what a a perfect match.this is like one of those things where you go, oh, i don't know. that's a lot to live up to. and the fans have responded. and they love you, buddy. >> jimmy: congratulations. you're phenomenal. you're great. [ cheers and applause ] dead & company, everybody. for tickets to their summer andcompany.com. my thanks to vince vaughn, ryan seacrest, dead & company. and the roots out there, ladies and gentlemen. [ cheers and applauslate night with
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thanks for watching.ight. hope to see you tomorrow. bye-bye. [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers a >> announcer: from 30 rockefeller plaza in new york, it's "late night with seth meyers." tonight -- kiefer sutherland. from "race," actress carice van houten.g the 8g band with fred armisen. lause ] ladies and gentlemen, se meyers! >> seth: good evening, i'm seth meyers. this is "late night."y doing tonight? [ cheers and applause ] very good to hear.
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news.dmitted during an interview yesterday that in some ways he is very similar to bernie sanders. "yes," said one observer. "they're both in my way!" during last night's republican town hall, ted cruz confirmed that he sometimes calls his wife, to which his wife always replies, "oh, no, i'm entering a tunnel." [ laughter ]d during last night's town hall that he shoots pool to relax.pool. because based on his energy level, i would have guessed heroin.er ] pope francis suggested today that donald trump is not a use he wants to build a wall with mexico. yeah, what kind of christian would build a wall to keep people out?
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donald trump responded to criticism from pope francis ff will wish trump was president if, and when, the vatican is attacked by isis. though i think what he meant to vatican you got there. be a shame if something was to happen to it.er ] maybe watch what you say, because it's a beautiful place." donald trump said this week that out his glasses for contacts because he wants to look cool, while ted cruz doesn't. [ laughter ] donald truth -- donald trump said this week that jeb bush has swapped out his ts because he wants to look cool. and dr. ben carson is also trying a new eyewear to make himgetic. [ laughter ] you got to wear those after you shoot heroin.er ]
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the university of texas has dents to carry guns in the classroom. the school says it's guaranteed way to prevent the possibility of a pop quiz. [ laughter ] a delta flight on monday had to stay in the air for 30 hours due to weather delays on the east coast. even worse when one customer got no one had texted her. [ laughter ] 30 hours?gram something and there's not one like? [ laughter ]ly held what he called a pre-funeral for himself to see how many people would show up to his real funeral. of guy that would do that, i'm going to guess not many. [ laughter ]dashian said on tuesday that she makes a make shift bra out of gaffers tape pet events to make
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kardashian called it her second-favorite use for gaffers tape. [ laughter ]tlemen, we have a great show for you tonight! [ cheers and applause ]forsaken," kiefer sutherland is back on the show. [ cheers and applause ] and you know her from "game of thrones."a wonderful new film, "race," carice van houten is back on the show as well. [ cheers and applause ] back live. that's always fun.t, the fbi and apple are currently engaged in a dispute over whether apple should help the fbi gain access error suspect prompting a debate over privacy of national security.is, it's time for a closer look. [ cheers and applause ]r months, months, law enforcement agencies and privacy groups have been debating whether tech companies uld give the government the ability to access encrypted information on
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>> a landmark showdown in the debate over privacy versus security.ng apple to help the fbi break into a cell that belonged to one of the san bernardino shooters.im cook says he will fight the court order. >> cook is accusing the u.s. government of an overreach that will set a dangerous precedent.t. cook refused the judge's order, although technically he never received it because the judge tried to find him on apple maps. [ laughter ]s the issue. the fbi has the iphone of one of the san bernardino shooters but the phone is locked. now one approach the fbi could trying to unlock the phone using obvious passwords, like 1234, 9999, and a favorite for isis, 1515.er ] but the problem with that is they only get ten tries thanks to apple's strong security protection. the iphone that they found, that they want to get into is like this. it is actually a 5c.
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in order to get into the phone. and the trick here, and what theis a security feature in the phone. if you punch the wrong number in more than ten times, the e phone are permanently scrambled. it is kind of a self-destruct security feature. >> the self-destruct feature on your iphone screen which is to drop it once from literally any height. apple has always been good with security. they wouldn't even let steve jobs in the building unless he wore the same thing every day. [ laughter ]sn't asking apple for information apple has. they've already cooperated on that. apple to develop a software that currently does not exist that will allow the fbi to hack the phone. apple ceo tim cook is against this because he's worried that f master key to access a phone's data could lead to dangerous privacy violations. rtphone today, your iphone, there is likely health
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there's financial information.onversations with your family or your co-workers. there's probably business secrets. ility to protect it. if there is a way to get in, then somebody will find a way in. >> seth: once the key is d, it is a slippery slope that begins with the fbi seeing terrorist text messages and ends with everyone seeing your bathroom selfies. [ laughter ]he bathroom selfie you sent. the practice ones where the light was seat was up. [ laughter ] the fbi claims they would only use this key for the one case. but once it exists it exists, like those sci-fi movies where irus in a lab and say, "don't worry, it'll never get out." but then some chimpanzee in a bad mood kicks the door open and then you live the rest of your life walking down the highway with [ laughter ] to have. what are the privacy trade offs and are they worth it? but it's produced some very unfortunate terminology.
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build a back door.back door. >> quote unquote back door. >> this back door access. >> the back door entry. >> what they call a back door method.nment should have to get a warrant whether they want to come through your back door or your front door. [ laughter ] >> seth: no. no presidential candidate shouldwed to say the words "come through your back door." [ laughter ] it's like hearing your parents say, "foreplay." so privacy experts and tech companies are very concerned about this push for a so-called back door that would allow the government to access encrypted smartphones. but that's not the only the government's request. there is also the issue of how they made the request using something called the all-writs law dating to the colonial era that's been used to issue orders that are not otherwise covered by a statute. that's right.ng a 1789 law to get into an iphone. 1789.nly used blackberries. [ laughter ] "oh, paul revere just bbm'd me, e coming."
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nonetheless, apple has come under fire from some republicanse democrats who security outweigh the privacy costs. gop front-runner donald trump "who do they think they are? we have to open it up." but remember when it and national security, trump doesn't exact know what he's talking about. >> isis is recruitin internet. isis is using the internet better than we are using the internet and it was our idea.ing our internet. we should be able to penetrate the internet. >> seth: and how do you penetrate the internet?ck door. there you go. [ laughter and applause ] at this point the entire encryption debate sounds like dirty mad libs. [ laughter ]p isn't alone. this is actually one of the problems with this debate. it's very complicated and it's clear some of our politicians don't really understand it. take for example, presidential h, who was asked if he would support an encryption back door during a debate last month and gave this
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well look, their joint -- the joint terrorism task forces needs resources and they need tools. and those are made up of the fbi, state, and local law enforcement. best not to talk any more about back doors and encryption. it will get solved but it needs to be solved in the situation e with the technology folks. >> that's public -- >> but -- i just have to tell you that it's best with some of these things not be said. that question like a virgin trying to talk about sex. what? yeah. i totally touched your boobs.. [ laughter ] so we should be skeptical and ask tough questions before we let law enforcement erode our constitutional rights.vacy, it's always worth keeping an eye on the government because, remember -- through your back door or your front door. [ laughter ] >> seth: still doesn't sound right. this has been "a closer look." [ cheers and applause ]'ll be right back with kiefer sutherland.
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[ cheers and applause ] >> seth: welcome back, everybody. please give it up for the . [ cheers and applause ] also, always such a pleasure to have fred armisen back on drums. how are you fred?you doing? [ cheers and applause ] >> seth: you can check out fred season six of "portlandia" which is airing right now on ifc and , "zoolander 2." fred, you're hilarious in that. it's so great for me when fred
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up. things. one of the things we talk about a lot, tv. we both love tv. i often complain to fred i feel like there's too much tv, very hard to keep up with everything.at is not the case. fred claims to me -- i hope you're not making this up -- fred claims to me he has seen very episode of every tv show. true, not true? >> fred: very true. >> seth: it's true.thing. to impress me. >> fred: no, everything. time once again for fred armisen's extremely accurate tv recap. and applause ] >> seth: okay, so i'm going to give you the title of the show. you're going to tell me what happened on the last episode, alright? >> fred: okay, great. >> fred: "london spy." [ laughter ] wow, "london spy." great. it's my favorite right now. >> seth: oh, it's your favorite show currently on tv.on spy." >> seth: yes. >> fred: it's incredible. it's an incredible show. have you seen it? >> seth: no. >> seth: no. >> fred: not the latest episode? >> seth: no. >> fred: oh, seth, it's so good. >> seth: great, tell me about
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stereo store, right? and the store -- the guys are , in canada. [ cheers and applause ] they know the show, this is such >> seth: that's so great because i will admit, "london spy," i assumed london, england. >> fred: no. it is london. the gentleman who runs the is james spy. [ light laughter ] and, so customer comes in and is like, "i have speakers, i've gotzero cables." and he's like, "i'm sorry about that." and so the customer is like, "well i'm coming here to buy-- ng here to buy, you know, anything? i want cables." and he's like, "yeah, you don't have [ light laughter ] i'm going to go upstairs." so he goes up one flight, he ht, goes up another flight, comes down two flights. [ light laughter ] up one more, can't find the cables.looking for cables. >> fred: yes, looking for cables. goes down in the basement and gets locked in. and that's when the show starts. [ laughter ]k story.
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that's on the website. >> seth: that's on the website. you don't see that? >> fred: i'm so sorry, yes.e to read something on a website before an episode? >> fred: yes. it starts where he's in the it's [ light laughter ] >> seth: okay, what is the theme song? laughter ] i think i have seen it. that's fantastic. "london spy." to "tv guide," it is a spy show on bbc america and the last episode danny is ce. >> fred: yeah. yeah. and he's in a basement. [ laughter ] >> seth: fantastic. all right.t. [ cheers and applause ] thank you very much, fred armisen everybody. you know our first guest tonight from his emmy award winning portrayal of jack bauer on the hit series "24," he stars in the new western "forsaken," which is e on itunes and on demand starting tomorrow. let's take a look.
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asking myself where was god. where was he at shiloh at seven pines when men laid dead and dying. all good men, god fearing men.aying there, begging for some small life and mercy on his behalf. and then it finally dawned on me. there ain't no god. [ crash ] >> there is no god? if there was ever a time that man needed god, it was then. and trust me, he wasn't there. if you're you, he ain't gonna. >> seth: please welcome back to the show, kiefer sutherland. cheers and applause ] how are you? >> i'm doing well. i'm doing well. >> seth: it is wonderful to have you back. >> thank you. >> seth: want to talk about your new film but i have to say, "zoolander 2."ander 2."
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are you absolutely fantastic in "zoolander 2." >> i think that's a little bit nk you very much. >> seth: you play -- owen wilson is in an orgy group. >> yes. >> seth: and you're one of the people in ughter ] are you pregnant with his baby. >> i'm carrying his child. >> seth: and it's fantastic because you play it exactly as we just saw from your new drama. [ laughter ] >> i thought it was really dramatic stuff.i bought in and it was really fantastic. >> the truth is when you're going to work with someone like owen wilson or ben stiller, i mean these guys are so amazing ch beautiful comedians. it is almost like a life preserver. play i and maybe you'll survive it. >> seth: it's great. everybody should see it. now this, as we saw in this clip, you are working with your rland, a legend in his own right. how different is it -- i mean obviously you're playing his son, a very different father-son relationship than i assuming youife. >> yeah. [ laughter ] a little. not much. >> seth: you guys do not seem toe.
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>> seth: are you -- does it make it harder or easier to work with your father? >> i think for me, it's --olded answer. i've wanted to do this for 30 years. you know, my father is the kind certainly i wanted to aspire to be. and so i was so excited when we going to start shooting and the night before, i panicked and i thought, "what have i done? way i work? what if he doesn't like the work i do?" and i didn't sleep at all that night. him the next morning, first moment on the set, i said, "look, it's a little rocky this morning for some reason last night i got really nervous.t at all last night." he said, "last night? i haven't slept all week." [ laughter ] and he made me laugh and it kind of went away. then it was awesome. funny part for me was, i studied my father as an actor. from the time i was 16, 17 years old.d he's a really beautiful
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and i remember i was actually at just showed. and he did something with his hand that was really cool. and i remember stepping out of own head and going, "oh, i should remember that, that was really cool." then there was a long pause and i thought, "wow, it would be ld have remembered to say my lines i was supposed to say." [ laughter ] so i had to just kind of be really aware to stay in the moment because he's one of my favorite actors. myself just watching him. >> seth: well, it was very natural. guys act together. i also have to say, you look very comfortable on a horse. and a lot of times actors don't.ns. but then i did not realize -- >> have you ever seen woody harrelson ride a horse?he look good or circuit. really from around '92 right up until 2000 until i started "24." >> seth: you're already kiefer sutherland then.
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roping -- >> that didn well though. >> seth: what were the sort of -- >> i think the first rodeo i was at was in san antone, texas. and i'm nervous, it's my first-- >> seth: that's the only time somebody, "this isn't my first rodeo." [ laughter ] >> that's right. >> seth: the only day. say that. >> that's right. and i was nervous and i was backing my horse into the box.ght like this, and i got my rope ready. and i was just taking the right time forand all i hear in the back is, "come on, hollywood, show them what you got." they made so much fun of me. and of course, that didn't help me very much. and then within the year i started placing and i started doing well. my first rodeo in phoenix. and all of a sudden it went from making fun of and calling me hollywoo and go, "hey, if you need another partner in tucson, let me know." >> seth: that's fantastic having a second career like that and to hit that height.rtainly wasn't a career. there is a reason why i went back to acting. >> seth: yeah. [ laughter ] >> i remember the first buckle that i won when i tallied it up,it cost like
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the horses, trucks, trailers, the farm, everything else to start doing this.e the only other person who has a $1.2 million -- >> it's the most expensive piece of clothing that i bought. >> seth: i bet donald trump has a $1.2 million belt buckle.e didn't earn it. >> seth: you're right. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] you're 100% right. is obviously when you're in on the cover of magazines. this, though, must be an achievement, a career achievement.ny -- you were on the cover of this months "cowboy and indian." [ light laughter ] >> yes. which is a real thing. >> not a politically correct title. >> seth: no it's not, well obviously-- but when it started that made perfect sense. [ laughter ] and that's great. again, you look like you know what you're doing. >> well, thank you.d your father. your daughter is also an actress. >> yes. >> seth: she's very funny.louis-dreyfus' daughter on "veep." >> on "veep", yeah. >> seth: but you had her on set as well, right? she helped out on "24"?
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when i kept saying, "you're 16 years old, you need to have a job. you need to know what it's like to work." she said, "i'll just go work with you."t's not what i meant. i meant mcdonald's or something." she said, "oh, i can't do that. i won't do that." so we tried it out. she came to work with me on the and she was a production assistant. a production assistant is kind of at the bottom of the ladder.ee, they'll yell rolling when we start to shoot. we had -- our set was a really nd when the crew worked, the crew worked and the actors left them alone. and when the actors came on, it was very quiy we liked it and we would do our job and we could get our job done quickly. we were doing this one scene and half-way through the scene, this rolling, rolling, and i'm like who the -- [ light laughter ] forget it. we start again, we start again. about quarter way through the ing, rolling."
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on, let's go. tell them to start calling out roll."s again i finally i lose it, i go -- i start marching out the door. and i stop and i turned around. the entire crew was quiet.hat's my daughter, isn't it?" [ laughter ] i do laughed as hard as they did at that moment. that was the end of my daughter's production assistant career. [ laughter ] >> s she's elevated past it. >> but she has a unique respect for the p.a.s on her show. >> seth: well that's nice. well you got to learn each level each of it.k bauer is so recognizable, is it still a role people recognize you for? and one of the all-time great a certain expectation when they meet you that you'll match that? >> i don't know if people just can't pronounce kiefer and 's a lot easier. i have been in a bar or two over the course of my life where someone's wanted to pick a fightk bauer. >> seth: that's fantastic. >> so i get that a lot. and i get, "i thou." >> seth: oh yeah, that's another one.
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as a good canadian boy, as you referenced to london, ontario, iologize to them. >> seth: there you go, you apologize for your height. [ applause ] now this is a story that i want confirmation on. >> twelve canadians. are twelve canadians, yes. [ cheers and applause ] >> awesome. >> seth: there was more but they didn't know if it was polite to interrupt. >> sorry! we clapped. [ light laughter ] i want confirmation on this story because the lonely island schaffer, jorma taccone, they told a story years ago to me before they were on "snl" they were shooting one and you walked up on them. is this true or -- >> one of the most embarrassing kind of moments that i certainilm. and i was driving down the street and i couldn't help but notice an elderly woman walking ies. and the reason why it stuck out in los angeles. so i kind of was watching her. and then out from behind a tree
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her purse. pissed me off. [ light laughter ] brake in my car, i jumped out and chased them down, knocked the one down, grabbed the purse, was just about to hit the other and rom behind. i'm like -- turn around, it's the grandmother with her cane alized, it's a guy. [ laughter ] and i got one by the throat and i've got the other cane like this. "no, we're just making a movie!" [ laughter ] i looked at him and i see the three kids and i look across the street and there's andy with hisrew of three people hiding in a tree. and i was like, "oh, my god, i'm so sorry." and i tried to put the one kid and then just run and get back in my car. i thought that was the end of it. of course, the three guys that were making that film were incredible comedians and they t on "david letterman" like five years later. [ laughter ] and, yeah, i was embarrassed by that.hing i will say
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"here's how kick-ass kiefer sutherland is." everybody in la drove by us ll day long. you were the only one who stopped and did anything about it. so there is some jack bauer in there. >> so true. >> s being here. always excited to see you. [ cheers and applause ] congrats on the film. kiefer sutherland, everybody. "forsaken" is in theatres and available on itunes and on demand starting tomorrow. we'll be right back with ce van houten. [ cheers and applause ] piano music. i'm glad you finally made it,rience this city. that's what you always say. you were right about the food. hi john. hey kevin. t. one more. it's beautiful, isn't it? how about a baseball game next time? done!
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lause ] >> seth: you know our next guest from her work as the red priestess melisandre in the crit "game of thrones." beginning friday you can also see her playing infamous german filmmaker leni riefenstahl in the new film "race." let's take a look. ng? >> not mine. >> would you mind, wondala?. >> the service. hey isn't that cheating?
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not the actual jump i made. >> you did make that jump. we all saw it.ry out there. all i'm doing is making sure years from now those people who weren't there can see it, too.forget what you did. >> seth: please welcome back to end, carice van houten. >> seth: how are you, my friend? >> oh, good. after that awkward dance. awkward dance though. trying to learn that dance. [ laughter ] they're be watching it over and over again.excited to see you. and i have to ask you about this because you were doing press all day today and you were doing a morning show and you met mike tyson this morning. photo of you and mike tyson.
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[ laughter ] at it, how was your interaction with iron mike tyson? >> well, he was talking -- he was promoting donald trump. >> seth: yeah. fight him. >> seth: yeah, there you go. [ laughter ] and so there you had to lay it down. >> what are you gonna do? i had to lay it down. >> seth: even in -- ch, you're from holland. people are talking about donald trump over there? and they very aware of what's going on? >> oh yes. >> seth: yeah. very -- everybody's really exciteer ] no? this is so exciting because we've known each other a long time. of yours on "game of thrones." and yet every time i see you, you give me give me nothing. you give me no spoilers, which is good because then i enjoy the when i'm watching it. but do you -- when you start doing a season, do you have questions for the writers? do you want to find out what's happing? >> oh, yes, i have several questions.be alive, of course. >> seth: yeah, that's a good one. >> the second one is will i be naked. >> seth: okay. to go to the gym yesterday. >> seth: right. >> and the third one is am i going to fly on ? >> seth: oh, you -- so you're like -- you're pro the idea of
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>> seth: yeah, that'd be a good thing. >> hell yeah.d move for your chara -- now this is interesting because for the first time the shows have moved past the books this season. so it used to be that people like myself, who have read tuldn't spoil things for us because we knew it. now you're in a unique position drop fake spoilers all day long and like throw people down where they wondered who -- >> i mean that's so great that we're there now. >> seth: yeah. >> i'm not -- i'm as smart as the readers. >> seth: yeah.felt a little bit stupid before now we're all in the same boat. that's good. >> seth: yes. equal intelligence. >> for everyone. >> seth: for everyone.ause i can say whatever i want now. i can say i'm going to eat daenerys this season. >> seth: yeah.- fry -- a dragon. or you know, whatever. >> seth: you should fry a dragon. no.a great -- one of the questions that you won't answer, no matter how many times i ask you, nobody knows what's going
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with him where you seduced john snow. melisandre was seducing you were telling me there was a stage direction that was very helpful but did not -- is not really in the tone of a the "game of thrones" sketch.rones" scene. >> no, it was very funny because there was -- yes, i had to seduce him in my own melisandre kind of way. script it said -- he says something like, "i cannot do that because i, i made a vow."t said, melisandre looks at him, "bitch, please." [ laughter ]ike -- i was like, i'm in such a cool show and this is written in the script? [ laughter ] >> seth: yeah. since i will tell you, "bitch, up in the books. [ laughter ] at no point. now the other thing about -- >> of course the other thing. >> seth: the other thing is you t birth scenes in the history of television.e birth to a
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>> yeah. >> seth: and obviously it's not a real baby. what was it like the day you shot a scene where you were birthing a shadow baby? because it is not like you can ' past works. [ laughter ] i think katherine hepburn had a shadow baby scene. >> well, it was a beautiful day. it was northern ireland in november in the winter. >> seth: oh, no. cave naked with an adhd irishman next to me. i love ian -- liam -- i will nningham. >> seth: yep. >> sorry, liam it up to you. and -- [ laughter ] and -- he's going to give me this. >> seth: yeah. >> and you know, i was -- and i had a prosthetic belly on. prosthetic merkin, i don't know if people knowt it's -- >> seth: it like drops. >> i might have told this before. but -- sort blocks -- it sort of
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it blocks a lot. >> it rubs at your whole private parts. and it's sort of -- it's connected to a prosthetic belly hetic belly there were all sorts of tubes leading to other people in the cave that would blow in the tubes to make my belly look sort of alive. [ laughter ]y time i opened the robe, the belly already inflated again. so you saw tmy eye -- [ laughter ] >> seth: that makes it so hard to act. because you're doing this very intense scene. i'm gonna give birth and then seeing people blowing into tubes. that must be --esn't -- it doesn't -- it doesn't help. >> seth: it doesn't help, no. >> no, it doesn't help. then your white legs and there ght there. and you're sort of -- you know, laying -- actually nothing.'s nothing coming out of you. so you just have to -- i didn't know what was coming out. >> seth: a great actress would have managed to make something come out. [ laughter ]ly good actor you would have managed to make smoke come out of your private parts. [ laughter ] you also have one of the great
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terrors." you have to say it a lot. is there anything you wish melisandre could say other than that?to say "summer is coming." >> seth: oh, to be upbeat? >> you know, to have a little >> seth: yeah. and so that would be nice. there is not enough lightness in the show. you could be the one. >> and it's getting -- it's not ink. >> seth: no, it gets darker. >> it's not gonna get warmer and it's not get warmer for me either i think. >> seth: this is -- also "race," i want to talk about this. because you got to play fenstahl who is obviously this crazy historical figure. how do you approach that? was it interesting to play somebody like her? >> yes, because it is a very ter. you know on one side she is a very inspirational filmmaker. and a really interesting filmmaker.tiful -- she's not alive anymore. she made beautiful, beautiful films. but she was a nazi.. >> i mean, and that sort of, you know that dilemma is great to play, that whole grey area.a film about her. so -- >> seth: right.
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examine film. we really focused on her artistic side more on the -- than on the nazi part. artistic side. you're a singer as well. you've released albums. and because of "game of thrones," is it true that people look for clues in your personal ng to do with the show? >> yes. >> seth: so what was your last album called?on the ice." >> seth: and so people, because the word ice -- >> like on this -- wait, wait a minute. i see you on the ice, fire, you know they've thought of all e show. i released it four years ago. i didn't even know that i was on the show by then i think, even. [ laughter ] look for anything. and i posted the other day, i posted a photo on instagram, like i was a very windy day and having a walk with my dad and he was in the back. this was blurry in the back with a big hood on.ddle of bleeping nowhere. >> seth: you can say it. it -- just to say it. it was in the middle of --!
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>> so good. so good. >> seth: so much better. >> so, and i posted the picture everybody was like, "that blurrycture that's john snow. [ laughter ] it's john snow.""it's my dad. he's 63-years-old. [ laughter ] not john snow." >> seth: your dad's never even snow. >> no. >> seth: you're going to stick around and we're gonna talk some more about "game of thrones." >> sure. >> seth: all right. carice van houten, everybody. we'll be right back. [ cheers and applause ] we won here. and here. and here. here. and here. uh, here. also in here. back there. even next to these guys, here. in the nation's largest, independent study, rootmetrics just named verizon number one network row, here. so when the other guys claim they're the best, remember: there's only one, number one.
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[ cheers and applause ] back to the show. we're here with carice van houten. and as we were saying carice, you play melisandre, the red woman, on "game of thrones." >> that's correct. >> seth: amazing character but , cryptic demeanor. very intense. >> yeah. >> seth: okay, my wife is having a baby soon. and because you are on the show couldn't help but wonder like what melisandre would be like at a baby shower. you know? i wonder. >> i wonder.er. >> welco and seth's baby shower. the first thing i want to do to kick things off is go around theare an inspirational quote about motherhood. sue, you want to start? okay, i really like this one. god could not be everywhere and therefore he created mothers. >> oh! [ light laughter ] amber? your children will become what you are, so be what you want them to be.
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melisandre? child close to your breast, woman, for the of terrors. [ laughter ] >> i'm sorry, i don't think i know your friend, alexi.y friend. >> seth: she's my old friend. melisandre. and this is her first baby shower.elling her earlier, these are traditionally fun affairs where people are sort of positive and upbeat. >> oh, right. >> okay.er ] well? so, do you guys know if it is going to be a boy or a girl? >> seth: we'until the big day. >> pray that it's a son, so that the lord of light can look down upon him with favor. and if it is a girl, lock it forever and hope it's not consumed by grayscale. [ laughter ]nk we'll be happy either way. >> you should be. boy or girl, a child is like heaven. >> there is no heaven.
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[ light laughter ] the one we're living in now. [ laughter ] >> seth: you always say you don't have any female friend >> what did i doing wrong? >> seth: well maybe stop telling people the night is dark and full of terrors. >> but the night is dark and full knows that. >> seth: yeah, but still, just try to be like more natural and conversational. maybe tell people a fun story about yourself. >> so, alexi, are you nervous for the big day. >> yeah, a little. i'm more nervous than she is. >> i tell you what. when i had shawn i had them pump me full of every drug they could find. >> i gave birth once. >> oh? >> to a shadow demon. [ laughter ]orget the way it emerged from my womanhood. its claw-like hands grabbed on to my ankles so that it could he night air. [ laughter ] and then my little shadow assassin entered the camp of thely baratheon and then stabbed him through the back. [ laughter ] >> seth: shadow demon?
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it is a fun story. what part of that story is fun? >> the part where he killed renly. i guess you had to be there. [ laughter ] look, just try harder. okay? find common ground with them. >> fine. so, amber, are you seeing anyone? >> yeah.n seeing a guy for a couple months now. you? >> there is someone i work with i like.hn snow. but i'm not really sure he's the right guy. >> why not? >> i'm pretty sure he's dead. [ laughter ]y sure he's dead? >> well, at least that's the way it was left. >> seth: let's do presents. >> oh! >> oh, it's a baby sheep.. [ laughter ] >> yes, that's from me. we know. [ laughter ] >> it's valyrian steel.
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this? well at night your child will want to defend itself against anyone who will harm it because the night is dark and full of [ laughter ] and also, it rattles. it's a rattle sword. [ rattle ]laughter and applause ] >> just curious, how do you guys know one another?college together. >> where did you go? >> seth: north westeros. >> go cats! [ laughter ] >> open mind. >> aw! >> aw! >> it's so cute. >> great job with it. both of us. [ laughter ] >> oh, no. no, it wasn't. [ light laughter ] of us. [ light laughter ] >> seth: you set her drink on fire.
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[ laughter ] seth: melisandre, i am so disappointed in -- hodor. [ laughter ] what are you doing? >> i want your king's blood.'t have any king's blood. >> is it that or is it that your fire's burn low, my king?re just fine, thank you very much. [ light laughter ] >> we're about to play a fun games. >> seth: we'll be right out. >> seth: no fires. >> okay. so this next thing is fun. we did it at my shower. which was perfect.the room and say we think seth and alexi's baby is going to grow up to be.od guess. >> me too. >> i do not have to guess. i know what it will be.into the flames and they have shown me your child's future profession. >> seth: we don't want to know. >> dentist. >> oh, [ bleep ]!er ] >> it's gouda. >> it's very gouda. [ laughter ]
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>> oh, my god.e ] >> seth: carice van houten, everybody. "race" opens in we'll be right back with more "late night." sfx: cell phone vibrates. yeah? (sigh) you're okay... he's okay, he made it! jason.. what do you mean?oys. alexa what's in the news? alexa: here's the news, "alec baldwin and jason schwartzman were seen mooning paparazzi. baldwin threw his shoe at photographers before making a run for it".ocks... alexa, will you order another pair of brescianis. reordering bresciani socks. okay listen...lawyers or something? (moaning) ...alec? y i fetch you, my lord? umm... i'll have
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[ applause ] >> next week on "late night with seth meyers," anthony mackie, from hamilton on broadway, , bobby cannavale and live new kevin and david remnick.
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