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i'm here with the lovely zoe kravitz and we're auo-head in a game inflatable flip cup. >> i'm so excited to beat yo for a second time. >> jimmy: you are not gonna beat me for a second time. man, look at my thigh gahter ] the game is simple. we took six cups --ug the beer and fp all of their six cups upside down wins. uh -- [ laughter ] doing all of this i these inflatables. zoe, are you ready for this? >> i'm so ready. you keep on challenging me to like beer and cup games.go to college, s isn't fair. >> jimmy: no, this is whatu do it on the island. this is fun. are you ready for this? drink it and flip it. >> jimmy: drink then flip the first one to the end n >> alright. >> jimmy: good luck to you, buddy.h, for real, good luck. >> jimmy: for real. [ cheers ]
>> jimmy, you poor thing. >> jimmy: come on. [ cheers ] [ cheers ] [ cheers and applause ] >> oh my god, that twoi a row! >> jimmy: come on! >> do you wanna hug?uddy, flat out. >> jimmy: that was unbelievable! >> yes! >> jimmy: that was the best game we've ever played. that was unbelievable. zoe kravitz, everybody! [ cheers and applg i allegiant" opens in ixd theaters everywhere fra chris martin joins us nt stick around everybody.
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[ cheers ] album "a head full of dreams" is out now. and starting july 16th, you can catch them on their north american "a head full of dreams" tour. please welcome coldplay frontman chris martin! heers and applause ] >> jimmy: come on, they love you!love you! [ cheers and applause ] >> thank you >> jimmy: i love u we had you here all dada which is great. >> we had a fun day, rht >> jimmy: it was a fun day. >> yeah.see you. >> jimmy: good to see you. i love hanging out with you. >> we're like two old pals. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: i've kno u a long time. we've known each other fa a long time. >> i kn. >> jimmy: yeah. [ light laughter ] >> can you believ >> jimmy: 65 years.
snl and you had just started y just kind b up. and we were both like, we made it. and now 15 years later we 't belv we're still doing this. it's so fun. [ light laughter ] well, i'm sayi t you're not.that, good fy >> i'm saying that, too. >> jimmy: no, yeah. >> i can't believe you're stil doing this. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: i got to say congrats on the record.of dreams" and congrats on the super bl you played the super bl halftime show! >> it was fun. >> jimmy: it was the greate thing ever. . it was the greatest thing, ever. did you freak out? do you remember it at all? >> i was so out of my hd don't remember any of it. >> jimmy: really? >> we were so high.ter ] >> jimmy: no, no,ht tru no, no, that's not you. >> i remember like a otl game. >> jimmy: no, you don't e know what football is. >> nachos. >> jimmy: no, no. nachos?ghter ] >> i rememryev s h >> jimmy: no, she did not. that's different. that's a super bowl party you went to.had everybody up there. i talked to mark ronson the next day -- >> yeah.
to tell him he did a gr . here he is. k, bruna >> yep. >> jimmy: and you guys did -- it was just beyond amazing. it was just fun and good and the vibe was great. and all the work that gst these thingis- months. >> that moment bruno wanted us to do that. he said we'll have a dan . and i came last. [ laughter ]if bruno mars or beyonce ever challengesoo a danceoff, you walk away. [ laughter ] fast as you can. >> no, but because our idea was let's show like a picture of togetherness in this time of everyone being so divid you know, let's show liwng and everye voices count. and bruno's like, yes, let's have a danceoff. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: that's not exled, no. togetherness! >> but i had asked him to b there, so i couldn't say no. >> jimmy: yeah, no. it was great. >> then in rehearsals they before yro their thing. is like, co i'm like, i'll just stand c here. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: i know fft use i have footage of the last time y were on our show.
yeah.ee a guy that can dance when he wants to, h [ cheers and applae hey, bruno, hey, beyonce. he could have brought iife wanted to, yeah.truth is we d ch a great time putting that together. and because it's the 50th year. you know, it just felt so nicit something bigger than just our band or bigger than just one so we're so proud of it. and we had just the best time.s watching. i get emotional fast now because i have kids. and by the way, the kids are good? >> jimmy: i love your kids. but i watched it and i saw at the end, everybody -- i don't even know how people do this because i never ge invited to the super bo but they all flipped over coloredos etn like that. either way. but at the end, 70-something ople in stadium and you saw from above it says "believe in love." >> yeah.jimmy: i thought that was cool.
said "and drink budweiser [ laughter and applause ] >> jimmy: i know that t beginning part was the e tart crying because i was out of beer a the time. now if you could get my nachos and like, oh yeah. >> you said that. we said that. and i'm so happy we said it. >> jimmy: yeah, i was like honestlolo. it was the greatest mon and you have probably a a hundd >> he texted me right ar. >> jimmy: he did, yeah. [ laughter ] >> i love john.no, a differt john lennon. [ john lennon impression ] "that's fantastic." he's an autotech. ] he sent you an audiotec that was me doing that. [ john lennon impression >> "that was great chris." >> jimmy: "that was really great." [ laughter ]thought it was a good moment. i don't know. you know, i love you guys. you're going on a giant, massive, massive, massive world tour. you're gonna be here in new jersey july 16th.lause ] chicago, boston, philadelph los angeles, dallas, san francisco. do you get psyched up ft tour? you must love it, right? we've got sponsorshi from tgi fridays. [ laughter ] all the gigs are only fd
>> we only play on fridays at specific locations. if you buy two ticketsyg a free chicken bater ] >> jimmy: yeah, you get a a chicken basket. >> jimmy: but you're going to do a jam for us tonight. >> we're going to jam up.e a bonus one? [ cheers and applause ] i loveoivha chris martin. [ cheers and applause coldplaw f next. stick around, everybody.
[ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: you guys ready [ cheers and applause ]'s musical guests ki off a massive u.s. stauo this july. performing "up & up" o i album "a head full of dreams," give it up for coldplay! [ cheers and applause ] fixing up a c to drive in it again searching for the water hoping for the rain
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we get it together right now going to get it get it together somehow going to get it get it together and flowh oh oh oh we're going to get it get it together i know going to get it going to get it get it together and go up and up and up fixing up a cargain when you're in pain when you think you've had enoughver give up don't ever give up [ cheers and applause ] >> thank you, everybody jimmy: oh, come on.
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ihreowoed rock bands, pearl jam an soundgarden. matt cameron is here! [ cheers and applause ]as excellent side project going on. the band is called "ten commandos." their debut self-titledl on be sure to check out tencommandos.net for more thank you so much for bei hea >tk u. [heds swm r that i have en mitetfyef a while. i usually try not to bring my personal opinions to the show, ds b adds scarves are the worst. >> at this point in the broadcast, seth launched t 60-second obscenity-laden tiradees, which in opinion, are for lame-aw adding it's pretentious for a country, a srfou bt flag. nerkoes broadcasting his commentsu dt hls, were forced to air this portion of the show. essentially, seth be were designed foro kinds of people, fancy-pan sw-fnldim avt.
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tongue. [ laughter ] finally, seth implied knina scarf for someone was the best way to show them that you don't understand what love is. [ laughter ]ch point, he notice single tear roll down ec of a woman in the audien [ laugh ] sure that scarf is beautiful,e ckacd. "may i see it?" [ laughter and applause ] nbc would like viewers to disregardes innou scarves, as they do not re t w'oiad nm s we now resume our broadca.n't fool me, scarf! because i know you're just a blanket that gavup! woo-hoo-hoo! that felt good toey cheigkt naomi watts. [ cheers and applause ]
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>> seth: how are you? >> i'm great, thanks. [ cheers and applause ] >> sethyol utu now i know you a little bit.ce person. you seem very villainous in this clip. you were playing -- is this vill? >> seth: yeait n y sligh t >>e >> seth: i would imagine. >> i think it is. it's something to do. bring out all those -- you know --you can work out the uftllheeoe unt t n ym leaoa. >>a >> sethoar the good kids of "divergent >> yeah. >> seth: now, tstuntsn isi shailene woodley has a u you are left in the acof i does that, as an actor, y ledrsoeh to do the stunts? >> well, both probably. i mean i have n stunts.urt, you know. >> seth: yeah. >> you do get hurt. and as youtde more hurt. >> seth: yeah. [ light laughter ] >> anymore. >> seth: i don't do stunts, an ai d mer
qualify as stunts. yeah, they are bad too i wake up in the morning and i feel ke'mun >> seth: yeah. >> yeah. >> seth: i hurt my f or two years. and i don't know how i hurt >> well >> seth: it just one day was like we're not a good heel anymore.s not going to work r u. >> seth: so that's why t swhnd t two y >> >> seth,dt ncasting issue with the l y y e t ofo. the character four. played by the actor theo jame and the actor theo james is 31 years old.he mother of a 31-year-old. [ light laughter ] >> yeah -- >> seth: come on. >> i should have looked him u om. >> seth: yeah, that is no good. they like flipped a coiike, either ' play her fatheohl play -- >> that's good. listen, this is the world of scii. anything can happen., yeah. >> and you can just change it up. >> seth: that would be af ecikwoh film is his mother is n ] in the future, mothers aree n [ light laughter ]
yeah. good surgeons, all kinds i.eth: i want to ask you about sometng idet wh per like this they are reboi "ie." and i understand that you c' tell me anything about it, b it's be rod atour it. >> that's correct. it has been reported. >> seth: okay great. [ uer fantastic.m in court right now. your honor, combative wits. >> i have. >> seth: so that's good. that's a truth. that is a truth as well. syhcy eould that lead us to believe that you enjoyedong with him in the past enough kiimgi >> yes, i would absolutely be inith that. [ laughter >> seth: now i want toey n r because "muholland dr.", for u.ilm, a fantastic david lyncfil what was it like? obviously, when you met him,u
>> correct. you're sort o early in your career. you sat down with him? >> well it was great. he didn'ataue ou know, do the lines. he just wanted to talk. that's very lovely to a conversatioisoike, here's th paper. you know, like, at my llck then, you know, we didte get to meet the director necessarcourse. >> especially not one as fa as this. so i felt very disarmed by his generosity and his spirit and and so we just go chatting and he allegedly s goes on his gut and says this t the part. and this particular day everything was feeling good, he was asking questions. it was very relaxing an and felt pretty good. and then i got a call that afnoo
character.i just went as m c is no makeup, jeans and t-shirt. and basical d,eaddi "well, you did great. he loves you, but could you gd be a little more drseupndipo at e glamour, i think they are okg r [ laughter ] no, i'm going to lose it, they think i'n attractive or sexy and thi is -- i'm going to go to a super model or something. anyway. so later he told me that i loo rieaa >> seth: oh that's nice. [ laughter ] when a director can be honest, that's very nice. >> yeah.d, "you looked yrr naomi." >> seth: that's a good way start though. you come in your worst r da and then you blow them away with tne mt. which i did. >> seth: that's great. i believe it. >> blow them away. [ laughter ] >> seth: and now i will satwas not a je
wanting to see the whole deal. credits oru care. i want to ask you about ot i saw today that i -- it's a did not recognize you froit. you are listed as "otheos" in the film "babe: pig t city." [ laughter ]rly in it your career is this? >> very, very >> seth: so you didn't eveo >> --where i really had no right to have that listen s. >>e c noefisat had a name? >> no. no, no. >> seth: so what animals were the ci >> i mean, i was a mouse. and i think i was one of abt 50. >> seth: okay. i just showed up for the day. and they said, well, okaj all you need to do is --ey sendme to get ed er r yo? [ laughter ] were you okay for a mouse -- [ laughter ] >> as long as nothing w-- yeah, thanks. >> seth: did you have to
>> no, no, no audition. they just needed voices, ranm voices.ly had no right to have that dioy su. >> seth: gotcha, and dio j rnd c >> no, it wasn't random. it was -- i had to suck on helium.seth: really? >> yeah. >> seth: that doesn't seemk it should be legal. >> no, i don't think itu thesa and, yeah., no. i mean, for six hours i think was taking hits on that. [ laughter ] not good. you juwo uin le with a check and note aa "if you find this woman, she played other voices in 'babe: city.'" >> that's right. >> seth: "please return he h. >> i should follow up on that. i stl tgrn [ laughter ]hat's the cost of "babe: pig in the city." you were also in "king kong." and you met fay wray, ww the played your part. and she was 95 when you met
>> seth: so what was th down and talk the diio l was it exciting? >> yeah, it was betil. we were in this tiny apartmei iohp tdackson had falnn love with "king kong" w w ieyd uy mad the maybe when he was eight or nine. he had been dreaming about doing this for lg me.eally special mnoi and he was quite emotian hwfihaans and she hadl her marbles. she was sharp as a tack and odha. >> seth: that's fantast. it must have been excitin someone who's going toa loeears from now thela to come and meet you. >> and i can toss thatght] you can be -- it's your turn now. >> seth: here's y hi >> you can be an ugly mouse. r being here. it's always such a delight to see you. naomi watts, evebod [ cheers and applause ] the "divergent" series' "allegiant" opens everh
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