tv The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon NBC March 22, 2016 11:34pm-12:37am EDT
[ cheers and applause ] >> steve: from studio 6b in rockefeller center in the heart of new york city, it's "the tonight show starring jimmy fallon." tonight, join jimmy and his guests -- don chedle, saoirse ronan, musical guest iggy azalea, and featuring the legendary roots crew. >> questlove: 438, montreal. woo! >> steve: and now, here he is, jimmy fallon! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thank you very much,
[ cheers and applause ] that's a great new york city crowd right there. welcome, welcome to "the tonight show", everybody. you made it. [ cheers and applause ] hey, thank you, enjoy it. sit down and relax. enjoy yourselves. please. thank you so much for being here. guys, thank you so much. it's a hot show tonight. a hot crowd. and this is a great, hot new york city crowd is what you want right here. [ cheers and applause ] >> steve: sexy. come on. wow. >> jimmy: welcome, welcome again. i'm your host, jimmy fallon. here's what people are talking about. the latest on president obama's trip to cuba. i saw that over the weekend he and his family were photographed on a walking tour of havana in the pouring rain. which means the president's like everyone's dad on vacation. if he paid for the nonrefundable tour, you're going to go on that nonrefundable tour. [ cheers ] "get your ponchos. we're going to take that tour."
obama also spoke from cuba yesterday and said that u.s. airlines will start making commercial flights to cuba this year. but first obama said he wants to see a greater respect for human rights. not in cuba. at laguardia. [ laughter and applause ] animals running around. and get this, obama and cuban president rau castro also gave their first press conference together yesterday. castro actually tried to raise obama's arm in triumph when they were finished. but -- i don't know if you saw this. obama didn't seem that into it. [ light laughter ] keep your eye on obama's hand when castro tries to raise it into the air. watch this. >> we have concluded. thank you for your participation. [ laughter ] >> steve: what? >> jimmy: what? i mean, what? can we see that again? [ laughter ] it looks like a scene from "weekend at bernie's."
it's like -- [ applause ] "you're the coolest, bernie!" [ laughter ] >> steve: weekend. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: hey, this is cool, carnival cruise just got approval from the government to launch voyages from the u.s. to cuba starting in may. yeah, in fact, carnival has even come up with a few slogans to get people excited for a a cruise to cuba. first, there's "carnival cruise -- we've had an embargo on fun for the last ten years." [ laughter and applause ] then there's, "see the world's most notorious military prison from the world's most notorious diarrhea prison." [ applause ] they're going to go with that. >> steve: i wouldn't think that, but if that's what they're going -- >> jimmy: i didn't write them, yeah. no. and finally there's, "carnival cruise -- we're going to party like it's 1959." >> steve: yeah! [ cheers and applause ] >> steve: bernie.
>> jimmy: "great party, bernie!" [ light laughter ] let's check in on the election here. in an interview with cnn last night, ted cruz was asked about being donald trump's vice president and said, quote, "i have zero interest whatsoever." what is also what cruz's friends say when he invites them to dinner. [ laughter and applause ] "you could have just said no. that's rude." former arizona governor jan brewer spoke at a rally for donald trump ahead of today's primary in utah, and she seemed to have missed one of trump's key talking points. take a look at this. >> he's going to grow jobs and he is going to look out for the small business. he's going to restructure the tax structure, and not only that, he is gonna build the fence. [ cheers and applause ] [ laughter ]
say wall! >> woo! [ laughter ] >> steve: oh, my god! >> jimmy: it wasn't easy, but we found someone who is a worse listener than trump. [ laughter ] she's like, "yeah! build a fence. he's going to build a fence." >> steve: "say wall. say wall." [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: he's going to build a a fenced-in area. [ laughter ] [ chanting ] fenced-in area. fenced-in area. fenced-in area. fenced-in area. woo-hoo! >> steve: woo-hoo! feels like "weekend at bernie's." >> jimmy: "great party, bernie!" [ laughter ] she's not the only one who doesn't want to talk about the wall. bernie sanders recently spoke at a u.s.-mexico border in arizona and said, quote, "we don't need a wall." then bernie said, "but then again i told noah we didn't
[ applause ] this is kind of crazy here. i read about a doctor who is spending a year in antarctica to study the effects of living in isolation. when asked how it's going, he was like, "who said that? [ laughter ] did i say that? did i ask myself that?" [ laughter ] this made me laugh. i saw that the world's first tweed suit for a horse was made. [ laughter ] this is a real story, yeah. first tweed suit for a horse was made for a recent festival over in england. this is real. take a look at this photo. this is that horse. [ laughter ] that's real. yeah. apparently, he bought the suit at j.c. pony. [ applause ] i guess he found it in the big and stall section. [ audience ohs ] [ applause ] i heard he's the envy of the "neigh"borhood. no -- he hates to whip but he loves to neigh-neigh. [ laughter ] we have a great show.
give it up for the roots, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: oh! that's what i'm talking about. hey, welcome to the thank you so much for being here. thank you for watching. guys, we are going to do this fun thing on the show next week, but we need your help. all you need to do is take a a short video of your kid nny face. here's an example of what we're looking for. >> hi, i'm sylvia and this is my funny face.e you go. take a video like that and upload it to youtube with the title "tonight show funny face-off" or go to aceoff to download our "tonight show" app and submit your video from there. and you might see your kid's funny face on the show. [ cheers and applause ]ng we're gonna play with. we have a big week of shows ahead. tomorrow night our pal ice t will be here.
>> steve: yeah. [ cheers and applause ]: then on thursday, ben affleck is dropping by. >> steve: yeah! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: we're going to play a a game plus zayn will be performing for us. [ cheers and applause ] that's big. we love zayn. on friday we'll have amy adams, k you notes. that's a big show friday. [ cheers and applause ] but first, we have a fun show tonight.everything this guy does. we love him so much. from "house of lies" and the new movie, "miles ahead," the great don cheadle is here. >> steve: yeah! and applause ] >> steve: come on. >> jimmy: he's fantastic. awesome. later in the show, don and i are playing "catchphrase." that should be good. [ cheers ]erybody's favorite young actress and she's about to make her broadway debut in "the crucible." saoirse ronan is back on the show.! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: i love her.
yeah, that's her. >> steve: aw.: yeah, very nice. and then we got -- oh, great music. our pal iggy azalea is here. >> steve: what!? [ applause ] >> jimmy: "team." >> steve: "team."m." guys, it's time to take a look at the stories making headlines today. the good with the bad. it's time for "pros and cons." here we go. pros and cons and pros and cons >> jimmy: tonight we'll be taking a look at the pros and cons of going on spring break. >> steve: oh. [ cheers ]ime of year. college kids all over the country are heading down south to party. so let's take a look at the pros and cons of going on spring break. here we go. pro --tting loose, going wild and acting crazy. [ cheers ] con -- then leaving the trump rally [ laughter ] >> steve: take a trip. yeah. >> jimmy: pro --n cancun. con -- trying to convince bouncers your name is "el chapo."
that's tricky.ad one. >> jimmy: "when were you born?" pro -- traveling through florida with an unopened box of condoms. con --ith an unopened box of condoms. [ applause ] >> steve: oh, that is the worst. balloons! >> jimmy: pro --, "for spring break i'll be visiting cuba." con -- joe biden said, "tell him he's doing a great job playing o.j." [ applause ] >> steve: come on. >> jimmy: that's not wrong. >> steve: cuba gooding, jr., yeah. >> jimmy: he's not wrong, yeah. it's great. >> steve: he's fantastic in it. rolling up to the beach in nothing but a speedo. con -- hearing a girl say, "nice, you got the four-inch iphone." applause ] >> steve: oh, not good. not good. [ laughter ]'s a flip phone. [ light laughter ] pro -- grabbing a drink at senor frog's. con -- finding out trump deported him.
you hate to hear that. that's too bad. you hate to hear that. >> steve: it's a delightful place. >> jimmy: pro -- staying at an airbnb in a a great way to save money. con -- or end up on an episode of "dateline." [ applause ] he enjoyed the cottage.aid for it in human ears. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: pro -- ordering a sex on the beach. con --in the bar. >> steve: oh, yeah. [ applause ] >> jimmy: that's a decent drink as well. pro -- five days and four nights at an esort only costs $795. con -- googling "beach photo" and posting it on instagram costs $0. [ applause ]eless. >> jimmy: yeah. >> steve: priceless. >> jimmy: pro -- getting shrimp at the bar. con --in the hot tub. [ laughter ] >> steve: well -- >> jimmy: good to have options. >> steve: they have appetizers at the hot tub. >> jimmy: pro --n instagram post a photo of the ocean with the caption, "beach, please." con --
seeing the pope on instagram post a photo of his shoes with francis." [ laughter ] [ applause ] >> steve: damn, francis. da -- [ laughter ]t just say it once. >> jimmy: no, you got to say it a couple times. >> damn, daniel. >> jimmy: thank you. [ light laughter ] stays on spring break. con -- and on instagram, facebook, snapchat, twitter, vine, and linkedin. there you go. those are the "pros and cons."with my man
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[ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: our first guest is the golden globe award winning star of "house of lies" which season april 10th at 9:00 p.m. on showtime. he also co-writes, directs and m "miles ahead," which opens in select theaters april 1st and everywhere april 22nd., please welcome don cheadle!
>> jimmy: that's nice. come on, looking good. thank you. thank you. thank you. >> jimmy: great to see. [ cheers and applause ] >> great to be here. great to be here. >> jimmy: you look great. >> thank you, man. >> jimmy: i want to get to talking about "miles ahead."bout this because i know you worked a a long time on this thing. >> yeah. >> jimmy: but we have some photos from your high school year book. >> oh, good. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: yeah.. you don't really look that different to me. wait -- [ cheers ]ghting it's very good. >> yeah. very dramatic. >> jimmy: very dramatic. yeah. >> and the shadow that it tehre. >> jimmy: yeah. >> yeah. >> jimmy: is that a piano there? >> of course it's a piano. >> jimmy: what else? a guitar strap? >> that is a saxophone case strap. >> jimmy: oh. >> 'cause you gotta pose to do sax. >> jimmy: you had a lot -- you had a lot going. you got a lot going in this one photo. >> i just had to cover all the bases.
was working with.here's you in theater club. that's you on the top there. [ laughter ] >> yeah. yeah. play was this you were doing? >> that's a mime tree. what do you mean? >> jimmy: oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. >> is that not obvious what that is? >> jimmy: oh, yeah, no, i know that. yeah. me and my friends get together o do a mime tree? [ laughter ] wait till the end of the night. yeah. then we can do it. >> yeah, that's right. >> jimmy: yeah. >> yeah, yeah, yeah.ould you do with the mime tree? just pretend you're a tree? yeah. >> well, you know, you get together in a collective and decide as a group what it is that you're going to form. and we said tree.interesting. [ laughter ] and then is it windy? >> i don't know. >> jimmy: is it raining? during that. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: no you were not. >> i don't know what's happening. >> jimmy: that's not true. here's you in the school band. >> boom. >> jimmy: yeah, is that you here? that's me. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: yeah. >> you like the hair style? >> jimmy: you grew your hair out there, yeah. you look totally different than the other.
oh, okay. >> that's me. >> jimmy: yeah. [ light laughter ] but this is -- i bring this up because it's very interesting here. you had your chance to a o music or acting. >> yeah. >> jimmy: and you had to make a a choice in high school, as a a high school kid. in colorado? >> yeah, i was in denver at the time. i kind of knew that i wasn't the discipline that it takes to do what these guys over here did. absolutely. >> and, you know, really put an -- everyone's like, no discipline. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: yeah, yeah, yeah. >> no, no, but it's. you know, nd a lot of winters. i think i made a weather choice. and said i'm gonna go to l.a. and go to cal arts and that's where i ended up going. >> jimmy: yeah. >> yeah. >> jimmy: you made the right choice, obviously. >> i think so.very thankful. we are thankful. >> thank you. [ cheers and applause ] >> thank you, thank you. >> jimmy: you're one of my favorite actors. >> thank you, man. >> jimmy: "house of lies" season five. >> jimmy: already. >> yeah. >> jimmy: it seems like it just started. >> i know, it's crazy. they go by fast. but we're having a great time on the show. >> jimmy: you filmed in cuba. >> yeah., the president called me and he said, "hey, don, i'm thinking about going
>> jimmy: yeah, yeah, yeah. >> i said, you know, "let me we'll see." [ laughter ] >> jimmy: that's so nice of you. >> yeah. >> jimmy: that is so nice of you and thoughtful. >> yeah. and see where the good restaurants are. and, you know. >> jimmy: so you scoped it out for th i scoped it out. >> jimmy: that's so thoughtful of you. >> no big deal. >> jimmy: yeah. nbd, man. >> yeah, yeah. >> jimmy: nbd, no big deal. yeah, it's all cool. was it odd going there? what was it --ly amazing. i mean, the country is -- it's like it kind of stopped in time. >> jimmy: it really is like that, right? >> yeah. were great and they're very generous to us and very welcoming. and we just felt very honored to kind of start a relationship there's an infusion of something. i don't think we really need to, you know, really dump our on them. i hope they maintain their own economy in that way, but they need something. they need support. be lifted and we can start having some real fellowship. >> jimmy: that was cool that you did that. [ cheers and applause ]miles davis. >> yeah.
>> jimmy: 'cause this is a a movie that you've been working on for almost ten years? >> jimmy: that's a long time work on that. >> well, i'm amazed that you know it was miles davis because backstage you thought it was miles teller. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: well, i'm a fan of his as the film yet. >> right. >> jimmy: and i'm assuming that it's an animated film. >> yes, it's an animated film and miles teller is in it. [ light laughter ]ve miles teller. >> he has a big -- >> jimmy: so this is a story of him and his rise to fame. >> exactly. >> jimmy: and how he ended up hen he became miles davis. >> jimmy: yeah. >> that's the story. yeah. >> jimmy: oh, is that -- spoiler alert. [ laughter ] >> no. this is something -- >> jimmy: look >> yeah. >> jimmy: this a picture of you directing as well. look, you look just like him. it's unbelievable. >> yeah. >> jimmy: this is a -- do you he trumpet? >> well, i took it up for this. i mean, actually i had done "the rat pack" and i played sammy davis jr. and he played the trumpet. so that was my first, sort of, ee to the instrument. >> jimmy: you just learned an instrument like that? are you good like that? >> well, you know, it's like
the brass section behind you blaring all the time, every day, there's some like by osmosis you start to pick certain things up. but, yeah.ut in the time, you know. and i think it's something anyone can do. you just have to put in the time., exactly. but eight years of work and getting to this. but this is, it's not i wouldn't really -- it's a a biopic, but not really. i would say -- >> no. is a a chunk of his life that none of us knew much about. >> yeah. >> jimmy: he stopped making music. >> yeah, for five years miles and that to me was when i was, you know, we were looking at the research. it's like how does this incredibly prolific voice and artists of the 20th century just shut it down for five years. >> jimmy: was it writer's block? do we know? >> i think it was a lot of stuff. i think it was exhaustion., you know, on the vanguard of music changing and changed music four or five times. >> jimmy: yeah. >> you know, at some point you tuff to say. how do i impact this music? and he was exhausted and he was going through a lot of health
issues.don't think he put down the trumpet and said, i'm not going to play for five years. you know, a day becomes a week month and then it's seven months, it's a a year. and the next thing you know you look up and you haven't played. the rock and roll hall of fame story is very interesting too. >> yeah, yeah. >> jimmy: this is like how you found out that you're going to be in this movie. >> i was doing this movie. >> jimmy: yeah. >> well, in 2006 miles was l hall of fame. >> jimmy: sure. >> and they were interviewing his nephew, vincent wilburn, who's a drummer who played with him a little bit.ou ever going to do a movie about his life? he said, "yeah, and don cheadle is gonna play him." [ light laughter ] t yet? >> no. no one had told me. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: yeah. here you are, how many years later now? >> ten years, you know. the movies coming out.the work into it. guys, he put the work into it. you're gonna love this. [ cheers and applause ] >> thank you, thank you. >> jimmy: well deserved, man. >> thank you. >> jimmy: here's don cheadle as s ahead." look at this. >> three, two. he most
prolific voices in music went silent for five years leaving the world to wonder -- world to cry, okay. [ laughter ] if you going to tell a story, ude, man. don't, you know, don't be all corny with this [ bleep ]. >> all right. well, you're the artist, man.? [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: come on. come on! that was great.believe it or not, that was don cheadle, everybody. we're gonna play a game when we come back. stick around, everybody. "miles ahead."
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lause ] [ laughter ] >> jimmy: hey, everybody. [ laughter ] i'm here with steve higgins and don cheadle who stars as miles davis in the movie "miles ahead." [ cheers and applause ] it's in select theaters april 1st, everywhere april 22nd. he's amazing in it. f catchphrase. don and higgins, you'll be teaming up. >> yeah! >> all right. >> jimmy: and i found a great partner. she's a two time academy award nominated actress who is making n "the crucible" starting march 31st. please welcome saoirse ronan! >> steve: yeah! nd applause ] >> jimmy: are you feeling it? >> steve: this is good. >> oh, my god. >> jimmy: i mean, come on, ye >> hi, how are you? >> jimmy: don, yeah. and you know higgins.
>> jimmy: now here's how the game is gonna work.ing to start by pressing the start on this buzzer here, right here. >> got it. >> jimmy: okay, and then you draw a clue from the top of the pile. okay? iggins, to guess the clue as quickly as possible, and then hand the buzzer off to the person on your right. >> okay. any physical gesture. >> i didn't listen to any of that. >> jimmy: you didn't? >> i'm so nervous. >> jimmy: don't be nervous. come on, we're on the same team. >> okay, yeah. we're fine.e going to win. yeah, yeah. >> all right. >> jimmy: it's a irish bound that we have. yeah. >> same blood you and i. >> jimmy: same blood, yeah. [ laughter ] >> okay.e accent. >> jimmy: no, well, i changed mine to be more different. >> more not irish?ople wouldn't know. >> more unirish. >> jimmy: whatever. i'm closer than not to being irish. >> yeah, yeah. >> jimmy: first team to win two game. let's take our positions. it'll be easy. saoirse you go there. >> who ha ha ha who. >> jimmy: okay. >> you pass it over to the person to your right. >> jimmy: to your right. yeah. >> steve: yeah. >> when you're done. >> right. >> okay. >> jimmy: yeah. she got this.
we're fine. >> jimmy: well get each other -- yeah. we >> i'm so nervous. so we have to be careful of >> jimmy: you did break it? what happened? >> broke it a couple of weeks ago. >> jimmy: oh. >> trying to be like jimmy? >> off a broadway show. yeah.>> he's trying to be like me >> jimmy: see, again we're bonding. >> yeah, yeah. >> jimmy: all right. so right here, you press the buzzer, and then pick the first clue. is everybody ready? >> jimmy: yeah. >> are you ready? >> steve: i am ready. >> jimmy: boom. [ beeping ] >> aye chihuahua. something, the eggs that you . >> steve: easter. happy -- >> but who does that. >> steve: easter bunny. >> boop. >> do i have to press it again? >> jimmy: no. >> no, no, no. >> oh, my god. me. okay, not just someone who is really close to you but like you're absolute favorite person. >> yes! >> what? >> steve: hey dude! we're gonna go on vacation 'cause we're in college. we're on? >> spring break. >> steve: boom.right. [ cheers ] on tinder, if you like me you? >> swipe to the right. >> jimmy: yes, that's right. [ cheers and applause ] >> oh, my god. voice, but i talk in this voice. >> falsetto. >> boom. >> jimmy: oh, my god.
get them to press it again.up a -- >> jimmy: boy band. >> yes. [ cheers and applause ] >> steve: i'm going to go jumping off a thing but i -- [ shouting ] >> jimmy: oh! oh, yeah i saw it! >> ew! >> jimmy: yes! >> yes! [ cheers and applause ] >> no! [ buzzer ] >> jimmy: you are the best! we won! >> we won! ew. >> steve: ew! >> ew. >> steve: ew. we won. >> that's not fair. >> losers, ew. >> steve: that's the clue. >> jimmy: that's the clue. ew. >> oh my god. was so, i know. i'm breaking a sweat. i'm breaking a sweat. breaking a sweat. >> not as bad as doing a play for the first time. >> jimmy: whoo, my gosh. all right. here we go. >> 'cause the next clue we were not going to get. u were not going to get that one? >> no, we were not going to get it. >> jimmy: okay. all right. here we go. >> can you do rhymes with? >> yeah. >> okay. good. word that's in the phrase at all. >> i'll be the judge of that. [ laughter ] >> just making sure wed rules here, don.
all right. >> jimmy: great, pal. you ready? >> here we go. you ready? we ready? >> jimmy: this is a good game. >> boom. [ yodeling ]ling. >> jimmy: oh, my. >> how did you get that? >> jimmy: please. >> not superman. >> jimmy: batman! >> yes!n those two. >> steve: oh, it's an irish thing i'm going to do but i'm not going to move - - >> a jig! >> steve: michael flatley >> oh, a riverdance. >> steve: boom.gosh, if i'm like -- look at me. i'm a big. >> a show off. >> jimmy: yes! [ cheers ] >> no, no, no.: snowball. >> no, no, but the pitcher. >> steve: spitball, spitball. >> when you're dancing and you 're -- it's a song. it's a singer. >> jimmy: whip and nae-nae. >> no. >> jimmy: bo, bo -- >> no.: you're dancing and throw a shape? >> you throw a shape. you throw a shape you're -- >> jimmy: frisbee. [ buzzer ]
>> jimmy: bust a move. throw a shape? [ laughter ] >> yeah. >> jimmy: an irish thing. >> steve: you gotta throw a >> you gotta throw a shape. >> jimmy: let's go to the club and throw a shape. >> steve: you gotta throw it. >> jimmy: i threw a shape. >> steve: threw, i threw it. >> threw it.ing brian. >> yeah, i love that we're tied. >> jimmy: here we go. here we go. >> wait, who's on? am i on? >> jimmy: yeah. >> oh, god. that i messed up that one. >> jimntastic. >> steve: this has got plenty of time. >> ready? >> jimmy: it's already starting. >> okay. okay, it's something that you get at a zoo.ake it for a a little kid. >> jimmy: balloon animal. >> yes. >> jimmy: oh. >> steve: oh, you got me bracelet it's a -- >> steve: yes, but it brings -- >> lucky charm. >> steve: it brings me -- >> luck. good luck charm. >> steve: yes.: you almost had a a heart attack. okay. i'm going to write this on a a piece of paper and it sticks to things. >> post-it. >> jimmy: yes. that's it, right? >> steve: no. >> sticky note.>> jimmy: make it longer.
exactly. [ cheers and applause ] >> steve: heartbreaker. [ cheers ] >> and, okay, you're not tough.ing. >> jimmy: whiner. >> like everytime -- [ crying ] >> jimmy: baby. [ buzzer ] >> steve: crybaby!y, pal. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: don cheadle's the champion. don't you feel good? >> i feel great. was impressive. >> it's the irish. >> jimmy: it's the irish. come on. that was impressive. >> you we're fantastic. steve higgins with us, saoirse ronan. we'll be back with more of the "tonight show" everybody. [ cheers and applause ] vo) after 50 years of designing cars for crash survival, subaru has developed our most revolutionary feature yet.
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>> is it? >> jimmy: yeah, i think it says on the side. queens of cool right there. queens of cool.ns of cool are on the inside. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: no, they're on the outside as well. >> no. >> jimmy: but thank you, thare. and doing this. ireland. do you have game night? >> it's not really a thing, i have to say. i was quite intimidated coming use i've been around americans before when they play games. [ laughter ] and you're really competitive.hing the table. >> you were like really aggressive. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: i'm not that aggressive. >> i mean i loved you before.at. >> jimmy: you are my best partner. we got along together. it was perfect. throwing shapes. i mean, right?ow how you got that? but we had something there. >> show off was from one showoff to another.er ] >> jimmy: i guess that it was, yeah. >> but yeah, so it's something that i've been around a little bit. my friends threw me a birthday
l.a., and she requested herself t. i didn't want it to be game night, but it turned into, for my birthday. [ laughter ]. >> jimmy: happy birthday, surprise. >> surprise for me. >> jimmy: it's something you've never done before. yeah. by the end of the night i mean i was emotionally drained and tired and barely knew my own name. you know.. >> really took it out of me. >> jimmy: it really did take it out of you. >> yeah. >> jimmy: but i mean being irish, it ended in a sing-along or something? [ laughter ]t's all we do. >> jimmy: that's all we do. >> well, you know. >> jimmy: exactly. >> being irish yourself. >> jimmy: i just lost the accent, but, yeah, absolutely. [ laughter ]true. it usually ends with someone singing a song or something like that. >> yeah. i think you can be at a wedding l and it will end in song and wherever -- i think it's more so the older generations will they'll be talking to you and then they'll start to sing.
[ laughter ] you know what i mean? a beautiful thing. >> and everyone stops what they're doing and just pays attention to this older person. >> jimmy: i went to kinsale in ireland with my sister. my sister took me there.and we stayed in a b.n.b. and we were there and the owner said, "well, if you'd like to have one more drink with us, just" --s irish, too. >> jimmy: yeah. if you didn't get it. >> if you didn't get that. >> jimmy: it was arnold schwarzenegger. he said come on in. but he was the owner, the husband and wife.eah. and he goes, come on in. and the whole town comes in to the pub and they lock the door. >> yes. it's a lock-in.ck-in. i've never heard of this. >> yes. >> jimmy: the whole town's in. and they sing songs and the husband and wife are, she's on drums and he's playing guitar and singing. >> oh, my god.nd my sister were like this only happens in movies. [ laughter ] this really happens in ireland? >> in like leap year or something. >> jimmy: oh, we were crying. we were like the greatest thing ever. >> yeah. >> jimmy: we were so happy. >> every single gathering that we have at home, even if it's
that get together on sunday and l usually end up with you drinking with the owner of the pub. >> jimmy: yeah.a of a a lock-in was that you would get to drink in the pub and the guards who are our policemen but they're usually in the lock-in. [ laughter ] they're usually in there with you. >> jimmy: yeah, yeah, yeah. >> so, yeah. i mean, i've grown up with that, really.. are you back in new york now? because maybe we can have some game nights. you're living here, right? >> yeah. let's have some game nights. although i'm kind of terrified you again. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: what are you talking about? that was so fun. >> i mean i love our bond. and i love that. >> jimmy: yeah. >> but i wonder if we spent t, would it get more aggressive. would it ruin our friendship? [ laughter ] >> jimmy: right, if there wasn't a table in between us. >> if there wasn't table in nasty. there could be some shade thrown, maybe. [ laughter ]talk about "the crucible" here. oh, my gosh. critics are praising your performance here. this is your first time doing a
a play, yeah? >> mm-hmm.: sorry about that. i should have waited for you to finish swallowing there. >> if you could. you know what, i've got a show tonight, jimmy. >> jimmy: i know. i'm so thankful that you're here. >> no, of course.oing really well. we're into our fourth week of previews this week. it's nice.u finding it just exhausting and draining like? >> yeah, you go up and down with it, i think. it's very different than film. i think with film you'll do a but those 15 hours are filled with different scenes and different setups and shots and different on the same thing. whereas with theater, it's sort of like this, you know, this dding cogs and wheels to it every night so it can get to the stage where ing on a film. >> jimmy: and you're doing arthur miller. you're doing, this is -- >> no pressure. yeah. >> jimmy: i mean seriously. it's jumping into the fire there. >> i know. >> jimmy: this is like you're going, let's go, let's do a a play. i wann man. >> last time i was on stage i think i played a tree or a a rock.
[ laughter ] >> jimmy: don cheadle! have you ever seen his tree? it's fantastic. [ laughter ] >> no.gotta see it. next time. no, next time you got to see it. >> oh, my god. >> jimmy: yeah, yeah. it's not as good as yours, but it's pretty good. yeah. >> it's probably not as good as mine, no. >> jimmy: i got you a little gift for your apartment. next time you invite me over. >> what is it? oh, my god! [ cheers and applause ] gonna be. it's all a fun game. i'll make sure. >> jenga. >> jimmy: i'll get it to your house. i'll make sure. >> jimmy: it's very heavy >> will you hand deliver it? >> jimmy: it's very heavy so i'll hand deliver it t >> yes. >> jimmy: saoirse ronan, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] don't miss her in "the crucible" on broadway. it opens next thursday. iggy azalea performs after the break. stick around everybody! [ cheers and applause ] trolling for a gig with braindrone? can't blame you. it's a drone you control with your brain, which controls your thumbs,is joystick. no, i'm actually over at the ge booth. we're creating the operating system for industry. it's called predix. it's gonrks. ok, i'm telling my brain
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[ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: my thanks to don cheadle, saoirse ronan, iggy azalea once again! applause ] and the roots right there from philadelphia. say hi to them. [ cheers and applause ]night with seth meyers." thank you for watching. have a great night. i hope to see you tomorrow. bye-bye, everybody.
[ cheers and applause ] >> announcer: from 30 rockefeller plaza in new york, it's "late night with seth meyers." tonight -- writer and star of, "my big fat greek wedding 2," nia vardalos, former attorney general, eric holder,the 8g band with fred armisen. [ cheers and applause ] ladies and gentlemen, seth meyer good evening, i'm seth meyers, this is "late night."