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is coming up next. >> stephen colbert! >> stephen: wooo! wooo! yeah. hey! ( cheers and applause ) captioning sponsored by cbs >> stephen! stephen! stephen! stephen! stephen! >> stephen: thank you, jon. thank you, ladies and gentlemen. thank you, friends. thank you, citizens. ( cheers and applause ) >> stephen: welcome to the show. thank you so much. have your seats, everybody.
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i'm stephen colbert, licensed driver. how is everybody doing don't, doing all right? ( cheers and applause ) that makes me heart feel good because i know there's a lot of fear out there these days. and i believe it's part of my job to come out here every night and assure you there's a brand new thing to be afraid of. ( laughter ) because someone-- and this is true-- someone has stolen abraham lincoln's hands. yes, you heard me right. a museum in kankakee, illinois has reported that their plaster mold of the great emancipator's hands was taken in december. do you whan this means? they've got his fingerprints. somewhere out there there's a thief that can unlock lincoln's iphone now. it could have some racy picks of
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back in november at gettysburg, someone stole a bust of lincoln, okay. that's head and shoulders. now they just need the knees and toes! knees and toes! ( cheers and applause ) and there can only be-- there can be only one explanation. clearly, some mad man is assembling a franken-lincoln. so i'm warning and calling on my viewers to be vigilant. if you have any other lincoln parts-- the lincoln torso, lincoln legs, or let's say even the lincoln log, just hold on to it tight! we'll get through this. in the meantime, we've got a great show for you tonight! first up, i'll be talking with the star of the new movie, "13 hours," john krasinski. ( cheers and applause ) have you seen him? he's jacked.
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the movie is about benghazi, so the transcript of this interview will eventually be read at a congressional hearing. then i'll be talking with hip-hop artist and half of run the jewels, killer mike. ( cheers and applause ) we will be talking music, politics, and really anything else a guy named "killer mike" wants to talk about. ( laughter ) i'll also be talking with harvard professor, geneticist and molecular engineer george church. he says he may be able to bring back the wooly mammoth. i assume by breeding an elephant with a cashmere sweater. ( laughter ) and we'll have a performance british indie rock band foals. ( band playing ) -- speaking-- speaking of music, that sound must be jon batiste and stay human. say hi, everybody. ( cheers and applause )
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start the show but before we to, one more thing-- new research found late-night snacks have a negative impact on memory. and if you weren't eating right now, you would remember that tomorrow.ight, stephen welcomes john krasinski. rapper and activist killer mike. genetic engineer george church. and a musical performance by foals. featuring jon batiste and stay human. and now it's time for "the late
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( cheers and applause ) >> stephen: thank you. >> stephen: that's nice. i don't know if y'all ever watch the news. sometimes. they've got some good stuff on there. and there's a big story that everyone is talking about right it's. a group of heavily armed protesters who have occupied national wildlife refuge in a remote area of southeast oregon. i haven't seen this many angry bearded men in oregon since i referred to blue moon as "a craft beer." max, it's a good beer, max. don't get angry. i like the orange.
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these guys who have taken over the thing call themselves a militia, and they're led by a feller named ammon bundy, and if that name sounds familiar it's because he's the son of the legendary cliven bundy. now, you might remember that name from back in 2014, when... cliven fought the government over grazing fees on federal lands. and lost all sympathy when he started saying stuff like this. >> i want to tell you one more thing i know about the negro. >> stephen: okay, um, don't need-- don't need to sing any more of that song. okay. have that fumigated. all right. and now his son is continuing that anti-government tradition. and if that's what cliven's son think what's in store from the cliven grandchildren. i'm gonna guess rando, pervin,
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( laughter ) good-looking kids. now, ammon and his group say they began this protest to speak up for ranchers dwight and steven hammond, who went to jail for burning 139 acres of federal land. and aamon's protest on behalf of these guys upset some people-- specifically these guys. >> stephen: yes, the hammonds want to be clear: they're not anti-government militiamen. they're simply antigovernment arsonists. please. now, the militiamen say they're ready for the government's response and are willing to die because the government is not responding. as one retired u.s. marshall said: >> the best approach now is to wait the group out. >> stephen: probably not what the protestors had in mind. that's like taking over the
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surrounded by mexicans. davy crockett would look like a complete doofus. and i gotta say, the coonskin cap does not help. but maybe this is a win-win. is it these guys down here are determined to stay put indefinitely at the malheur national wildlife refuge, why not just let them and rename it the "the ammon bundy preserve for the armed and cranky?" ( laughter ) ( applause ) after all-- ( applause ) these confused, fragile, heavily armed creatures need someplace to live where civilization won't upset them. they are clearly endangered. although it's hard to know exactly how many there are because their camo is so good. ( laughter ) here's one standing between two bushes, i believe.
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and, sadly, there's no hope of establishing a breeding program because, frankly, it's a bit of a sausage-fest. and while these men might be great patriots, they're not great planners. because evidently, they didn't pack a lot of food, so they turned to facebook yesterday and asked people to send, "supplies, or snacks, or anything." ( applause ) yes. snacks. what heroic, lone wolf, go-it-alone, mountain men have always needed: gogurt, string cheese, and lunchables. i want you to hang in there, fellas because help is on the way. you may remember viewers at home, weeks ago i mentioned oros on the show, so oroze sent me a truckload of oreos and an actual
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of the day or night to request more oreos. and if ever there was a snack-mergency, it is now. so i'm deploying the oreo phone. ( cheers and applause ) hello, oreos? this is stephen colbert and-- what? yes, i realize i am holding this up to my deaf ear. i said, i am aware of that! i need more oreos, stat! only don't send them to my office. this week, i'll be broadcasting from 36391 sodhouse lane, princeton, oregon. end of the driveway and then back away slowly. we'll be right back with john krasinski. ( applause )
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( cheers and applause ) >> stephen: hey! welcome back, everybody. my first guest is an actor, director, and producer who starred in "the office" and now stars in "13 hours: the
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>> i'm thinking about my girls, man, thinking what would they say about me? he died in a place heidn't need to be. in a battle over something he doesn't understand. in a country that meant nothing to him. every time i go home to becky and those girls i think, "this is it. i'm going to stay." and then something happens and i end up back here. why is that? why can't i go home? why can't i go home and just stay there? please welcome john krasinski.
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( cheers and applause ) >> wow! look at this! >> stephen: isn't this lovely? >> look at this! this is the most beautiful church i have ever been to. >> stephen: thanks very much. thanks very much. we're here to receive your confession. >> well, okay, well, in that case -- >> what could you possibly have done? >> nothing. >> stephen: you're the nicest-seeming guy i've ever met. >> i think so. >> stephen: seeming, seeming guy. >> super dark underbelly. >> stephenenyou might be a very good actor and only seem like you're a sweet puppy dog. >> all right, let's stop talking about it because you're revealing the truth. >> stephen: well, let's reveal one truth about you right now. everybody knows you from "the office," and everybody knows you as jim. and a bit-- i'm not going to say doughy, but i'm going to say office bodod office body. for this new movie-- >> you can say doughy. >> stephen: this is the new you. look at that. that's what we're dealing with right now. ( cheers and applause )
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look at this. ( cheers and applause ) >> yup. >> stephen: now, listen, did you always-- did you always want this? are you one of those gietz who is going to go, "i can't believe i had to do that." >> i looked like that in "the office." you just didn'ty see it much. >> stephen: really? >> yeah. >> stephen: that would have been-- well, that show would have been successful if you only had. >> exactly. >> stephen: seriously, this is like endless work here, isn't it? >> it's a lot of work. yeah, it's a lot of work. and it's real work, too. i thought it would be like, "yeah, let's eat a couple of power bars and do push-ups." and he was like, "no, it's going to be a living hell for six to eight weeks." >> stephen: just six to eight weeks. >> we did twoization day with my trainer, he did bradley cooper on "american sniper." two-a-days pulling sleds, pushing weights. i was like, "what about these bicep curls?" and he was like, "no, it's so
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you have to do 80 push-ups by tomorrow. i couldn't do one pull-up. >> stephen: you couldn't do one pull-up when you startd and this is what it was like in the end? >> yes. >> stephen: how does your lovely wife, emily blount, how does she feel about it? >> she hatest. she would like to have doughy boy back. >> stephen: it's a dramatic change. >> it's sweet faced. >> stephen: you're still sweet faced. >> thank you. >> stephen: in this you play a a-- a-- a contract security person. >> c.i.a. contractor, yes. and it's-- it's an amazing story. again, i think people think they know a lot aboutut benghazii because it's been in the news a lot, but i don't think they know -- >> there have been hearings. it was in the news almost immediately after it happened. >> exactly. and there's been so much talked about politically, that i think we've overlooked the human story of these six guys and what they did that night. so basically, it's six guys who were not active duty.
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they had no obligation to go help anybody. and without the drop of a hat-- in a drop of a hat they left and put their lives on the line and were, in my opinion, the true definition of heroism. i think we tell a lot of super hero stories and i think it's nice to tell a story about real heroes. ( cheers and applause ). >> stephen: agreed. now, the story, or the events, the tragedy of benghazis-- is a very political one now. is it a political movie? does it take any sort of stance or lay blame? >> no. and the cool part was the prologue of the book that it's based on, they said the guys themselves who wrote it, they said, "we understand there's a huge political storm around this moment, but this book is solely about the night and what we did that night." you have to think of it as it happened before the political storm that came after it. this is just about what they did that night, so it's not a political quagmire that anybody thinks it's going to be.
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>> i am, a big military family. so to me this was one of the proudest moments of my career to be able to shine a glimmer of light on the sacrifice and heroism that my cousins, aunts, and uncles have put on the line every day. >> stephen: did you get to meet the guys who were actually there. >> di, i did. a lot of guys were on s s with us. my guy is still confidential, jack silva is his name-- which is not his real name. >> stephen: if it was, i would have to have you killed right now. ( laughter ). >> exactly, just bleepped out, d i'm gone when we come back from commercial. >> stephen: you're going to be gone when we come back from commercial anyway. >> oh! >> stephen: no, it's just the struck the upper of the show. >> walked right into that one. >> stephen: nothing bad. i don't want the audience to worry when we come back and there's somebody else there. no one snatched you, you know, you know, took you to a bulgarian-- >> let them try! ( cheers and applause ) >> stephen: now, you're-- seriously. >> thanks. >> stephen: kind of depressing, because, you know,
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you've got that, you've got emily blount. are you trying to make people resent you? >> no, no, listen, i am one of the luckiest guy guise in the world and i know. >> stephen: you sure are. i'm a fan. you know i like you. >> i iike you a lot. >> stephen: we got drunk together at the kennedy center honors. >> we did. >> stephen: it's one of the greatest places to get drunk because we're surrounded by so many wonderful people. >> and the kennedys-- well, just the idea of a kennedy is all around you. >> stephen: but they know how to party. >> they do. even the kennedy center knows how -- >> i just want to say this. i want to preamble they like you and i'm a fan of your when i ask how did you get emily blount? >> i don't know. it was a little aggressive. >> stephen: i asked the same thing of daniel craig during the commercial break. i said, how did you get rachel weiss, you're james bond, but come on. you're john krasinski, but she's emily blount. >> when i first met her i was so
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and everybody was like, "what was your line?" and it was this. and she was like, "how are you?" and i was like, "pretty good." >> stephen: i promise some day i'll look look like this. i promise. stick with me. >nd i touched her face, and she said, "don't do that." and then called security and we got marry gld it wasn't a green card situation. >> no, although she now is a citizen. oh, boy, i hope she sticks around. >> stephen: speak of this, she can kick ass. she has done a bunch of action films. >> i trained near her when she was going through that. and i watched her fight train-- because we trained out of the same gym. and then she did, like, very extreme fight training. and i walked by a door just to be like, "hey, how's it going? in and she was punching and elbowing in this bag that was starting to open with, like, fluff in it. and all i could think was, "please don't have a nightmare tonight. please don't have a nightmare tonight." >> stephen: we had a ton of fun when she was on here. show them.
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we did-- she liked it. ( laughter ) rhet, if you-- ( gagging ) where shall i go? ( laughter ) >> stephen: we had-- it's a little something that steve carell and i were known for doing, fake vomit. >> i have to tell you, it might >> stephen: okay. >> and the first thing that bonded steve carell and i on the shoal was i pretended to puke and he said, "do you know that's my favorite thing in a world" based on a bit you did. >> stephen: called "waiters nauseated by food." that was thent of "gone with the wind." and i thought it might be fun with we did a climactic scene from "a few good men." you be tom crewsnd i'll be jack nickel son.
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jess up did you-- hahelp cornell jess up did you-- ( gagging ) ( laughter ) did you-- ordered code red? >> you want-- ( gags ) you want answers? >> i think i-- ( gagging ) ( laughter ) i think i'm entitled to them. ( laughter ) >> stephen: you ought-- ( laughter ) answers. >> i will-- ( gags ) ( applause )
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( cheers and applause ) >> stephen: welcome back, everybody.
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a great holiday season. i don't know how you spent it, but statistically speaking, it was probably watching "star wars," because over the last couple weeks, millions of people went to see "the force awakens," pushing it's box office past "titanic." sorry, jack. you died for nothing. ( laughter ) "the force awakens" has a 93% certified fresh rating on rotten tomatoes. but i'm a catholic, so i get all my movie reviews from "l'osservatore romano," the official newspaper of the vatican. that's right, they have a newspaper. some stories are just too complicated to report through colored smoke. and "l'osservatore romano" was not impressed. just look at their headline: "confuso e sfocato." now i don't know what "sfocato" means, but it sounds either very insulting or very delicious. "i'll have the veal sfocato, please."
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i assume they're guys-- were not fans, calling the movie "confused and hazy," even adding that the blockbuster "overdoes the darkness." the vatican-- and this is true-- gave a better review to "spotlight." i'm not joking. they were especially disappointed in "the force awaken's" villains, saying they fail "most spectacularly" in representing evil, and "the counterpart of darth vader, kylo ren, wears a mask merely to emulate his predecessor." i didn't have a problem with the mask, but i was upset that, when he took it off, his hair was somehow perfectly fluffed. ( laughter ) how is that possible? if that's what you get with the dark side, sign me up! but i have to say, this review has me really torn. i'm caught in a crisis of faith between deeply held beliefs embedded in me since childhood
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( laughter ) ( applause ) so, before-- ( applause ) that's all right. you can applaud. you can applaud. so before you jump on them for not enjoying "star wars" as much as we did, let me defend my church by explaining why they might have issues with it. for one thing, it's the story of a savior, born in the desert, chosen to redeem mankind. that's copyright infringement. ( laughter ) you think god is vengeful? you should meet his lawyer, ira. ( laughter ) now, it doesn't help that the original trilogy featured a father, a son, and a holy ghost. the catholic church might take issue with a bad guy w w spends the entire movie trying to stab people with a cross. and keep in mind, both "star wars" and the catholic church have large followings of virgins. ( applause ) so get off their back.
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( cheers and applause ) >> stephen: welcome. ladies and gentlemen, my next
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names in hip-hop, a civic leader, and an activist. please welcome killer mike. ( cheers and applause ) here. >> thank you. my wife put me on a diet, i lost four pounds and now i can't keep my pants up. >> stephen: thank you for us tonight. >> actually, these are formal. >> stephen: oh, really, when you have to go talk? >> exactly, when i have to go talk around other parents and you don't want to dress like, you know, a rapper. you put on a sweat suit that has a cardigan sweater. >> stephen: when you go meet your kids in elementary school, do the teachers go, "now, killer mike, i want to talk to you." >> they say that after we discuss why my child is fighting. ( laughter ) >> stephen: could it have anything to do with your name, killer mike? >> it's the girls that are fighting.
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it's a whole new world. >> yeah. >> stephen: why killer mike? >> i didn't name myself. i want to say it wasn't like some kid was standing in the mirror and decide he look like aid killer. i would have like bike bougati mike, or ferrari mike. i rapid as a kid and rapped really well and seven or eight other guys and stood on a desk and said, "that kid's a killer." and after that nobody ever called me skunk again in my life, just killer. awesome. render. >> michael render is my name. >> stephen: that's a good name, too, mike render. like you're tearing the mike apart. michael render. >> stephen: your daughter's name is michael? that's a pretty name for a girl. >> i think so. she's got to stop fighting. >> stephen: we all have to stop fighting. we all have to stop fighting. >> yes. >> stephen: as i said you're a you're socially active. >> i am. >> stephen: hip-hop artist.
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>> stephen: you do own barber shops. >> i'm part of a very good rap group called run the jewels. we're working on part three right now. >> stephen: it was just announced you guys are going to be included in coachella this year, right? >> back to back. >> stephen: that's fantastic. >> we are back. >> stephen: this year, if i can speak for all white people, ( laughter ) -- >> i prefer you speaking for all white people. >> stephen: another you speak for all black people, okay? >> today i do. >> stephen: okay. this year, tragically, a lot of people in the white community have found out about the life of african americans in ferguson, baltimore, north charleston, other places around the united states. do you think the awareness that has risen through these garage traj dees has changed anything, at least through dialogue. >> white people watching, google jane elliot, she has an experint, the blue a a brownide experiment. i encourage people to watch that, it will actually grow you. you no, back to stuff that will make you laugh. if white people are now just discovering that it's bad for
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america, they're a lot more blind than i thought and they're a lot more choosing to be ignorant than i thought. the same problems we're discussing today we discussed in 1990, 1980, 1970, and 1960. and until we call a spade a spade and this problem is coming from conditions we're creating or allowing to happen as a white group of people who hold a certain amount of power -- >> do you think there's a systemic attempt in the united ates t to isolate poor and minorities, to put them in communities that can be controlled? >> it's not an attempt at all. it's successful. if you look at daly and the highways in, which he built the highways to seg gailt people. there's no round-about way to do absolutely. >> stephen: again, speaking for all white people what, can we-- what can we do to bridge the gap between the communities of color? should you-- you own barber shops. should white people start getting their hair cut at black barber shops? >> i hope so.
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conversations going on at those barber shops that we're not part of. >> and white people pay $50 for hair cuts, so, absolutely. i would like that. i would like that. ( cheers and applause ) i speak at colleges often, and when i speak at black colleges, and i speak at white colleges, a slightly different message. the message they preach to white kids that are in tallahassee, atlanta, georgia tech, places like new york, is get outside the college environment, find a child who is marginal or doing exceptional in school who is a minority, doesn't look like you, not of the same religion, not of the same background, help that child matriculate into college. help them by being a big brother, big smentoring them. don't give them gifts and make teachers. what you're going to get out of that experience is another human being taking full advantage of an educational system that can help them in their community.
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being to have empathy for someone who didn't look like you and is culturally not from your background. >> stephen: speaking of cument rally, speaking of culturally-- we've only got a minute here. speaking of people not culturally from your background, you're feeling the bern. you like bernie sanders. >> i do. >> stephen: okay, as quickly as you can, tell me why you believe bernie is the man. >> dr. king in hills last two years of life talked about a poor people's campaign, organizing unions on behalf of poor workers, organizing against the war machine that was perpetuating violence in vietnam. berpy sanders is the only politician who has consistently for 50 years taken the social justice platform into politics. and right now we have an opportunity to elect someone who is directly out of the philosophy of kingian nonviolence. we can directly elect someone who cares about poor people, cares about women, gay, black rights. cares about lives that don't
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going to come in another 20 years, not going to come in another two years. ( cheers and applause ) if we do not take this opportunity right now, we're going to be sitting around a campfire mad because they've niewkd the world to hell, i'm >> stephen: i hope that doesn't happen and i hope you come back. stay right there. killer mike, everybody. run the jewels. among other things. barber shops. we'll be right back. dad, you can just drop me off right here. oh no, i'll take you up to the front of the school. that's where your friends are. seriously, it's, it's really fine. you don't want to be seen with your dad? no, it' this about a boy? dad! stop, please. o, there's tracy. [ horn honks ] what! [ beeps, tires screech ] bye dad! it brakes when you don't. forward collision warning and autonomous emergency braking. available on the newly redesigned passat.
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( cheers and applause ) >> stephen: welcome back, everybody. my next guest is a harvard medical professor, a biologist, a geneticist, a chemist, and an engineer whose work with d.n.a. is transforming our biology and our future. please welcome george church. ( cheers and applause ) >> stephen: george. thank you for being here. please, have a seat. that was-- how was your ride on the science mobile? >> oh, it was very energy efficient. ( laughter )
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>> stephen: it's-- that's a brand new stage, science boy. ( laughter ) that's coming out of your check. george, thanks for-- nice to see you again. >> yup. >> stephen: now, for the people who don't know, you're a professor at harvard medical school where you run the church lab. you've already transformed biology when you helped map the human genome. you're not editing d.n.a. to fight disease and resurrect and i think species. how do you edit d.n.a.? >> so there are a wide variety upon the one that's attracting the most attention now is crisper. it's kind of a buzz word -- >> crisper, that sounds like an app. >> yeah, it's a big app. ( laughter ) tiny molecular machine, actually, that can go through and with 20 a.c.g.s and t.s you can program it to go wherever you want and cut d.n.a. >> stephenenin someonene body? >> yes, in gene therapy, in human cells. >> stephen: what you can do with it?
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right now? can you give me wolverine claws? what-- >> yeah. >> stephen: what's being done right now with this? >> i think you're better off without them. ( laughter ) so right now, it's being applied to things as diverse as eliminating malaria, by working on making malaria-resistant mosqsqtoes. >> stephen: malaria-resistant mosquitoes? >> yeah. >> stephen: so we cure the mosquitoes so we can't catch it from them. that's cool. that's like curing werewolves so we can't get it. >> yeah. ( laughter ) >> stephen: yeah, yeah. >> and h.i.v. and hepatitis. so the crisper actually is designed-- or came from bacteria, where it would kill viruses. >> stephen: and where is this crisper? where does it live? >> so it normally lives in bacteria, and it's been ansplanted -- we a a others turned into technology where it can now work in plant and animals and human cells. >> stephen: so you're taking,
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bacteria, and you're injecting it into plant and animals. what could possibly go wrong, doctor? >> hopefully, there will be lots of safety and efficacy testing. >> stephen: aren't you playing god or are you just growing his beard? ( laughter ) ( applause ) what is-- >> yeah. >> stephen: you must hear the "playing god" thing a lot, right? >> yeah, i think the-- we're not in that league at all. i mean, creating the universe in a couple of seconds, it's more like we're playing engineer or working at being engineers, trying to develop safety procedures. >> stephen: can we grow organs now? could you use gene therapy to grow me a new organ? >> yeah, you can grow organoids. you can take human cells and differentiate into very complicated tissue including >> stephen: how long will i live now? i'm 51. is there a chance this gene therapy is going to extend my
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being born now? >> yeah, i think-- well, we have demonstrations in animals at aging reversal. you can see a wide variety of bio-markers -- >> what! >> where you can get blood vessels, skeletal, cardiac muscle and so forth -- >> give them to me. i have to cut a check, i bet. right? it's who you know. that's how you live forever, it's you who know. >> yup, now i know why i'm on the show. >> stephen: can you bring back the wolly mammoth? i would love to see one. i'd love a wooly steak. can we get one? ( laughter ). >> we can read the wooly mammoth genome, which is pretty amazing. they have been and i think for a long time. and we canan now write it. we can edit the genomes with crisper and we've done this. we've made 15 edits of bringing back and i think d.n.a. >> stephen: please grow one
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mountain at my gates from "what went down" ladies and gentlemen, foals. i see a mountain at my gates i see it more and more each day what i give, it takes away whether i go or when i stay
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i see it more and more each day i see a fire out by the lake i'll drive my car without the brakes i see a mountain in my way it's looming larger by the day i see a darkness in my fate i'll drive my car without the brakes oh, gimme some time show me the foothold from which i can climb yeah, when i feel low
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i should go i see a mountain at my gates i see it more and more each day and my desire wears a dark dress but each day, i see you less oh, gimme some time show me the foothold from which i can climb yeah, when i feel low you show me a signpost for where i should go through lanes and stone rows black granite, wind blows fire lake and far flame go now but come again
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will i run or stand my ground oh, when i come to climb show me the mountain so far behind yeah, it's farther away its shadow gets smaller day after day yeah, gimme my way gimme my love gimme my choice you keep me coming around gimme my fate
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gimme my voice you keep me coming around gimme my lungs gimme my, gimme my gimme my, gimme my gimme my, gimme my gimme my, gimme my gimme my way gimme my fate gimme my lungs gimme my choice you keep me coming round >> stephen: the album is what went down.
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