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have a good night. and now abc's "jimmy kimmel live." >> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live"! tonight, rob lowe. from "marvel's agents of s.h.i.e.l.d.," adrianne palicki. and music from "dave gahan & soulsavers" with "cleto and the cletones. and are and now, having said all
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[ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: i'm jimmy, i'm the host. thank you for watching. thank you for coming. i'm sure you know today is veterans day, do we have any veterans in our audience today? a few, yes? timid veterans? this guy, just this guy really? well, happy veterans day to you and to all the veterans watching at home. [ cheers and applause ] thank you for your service, your sacrifice, all you've done for our country. my dad was in the army when he was a young man. put that photo i posted on facebook up there. so that's my tad. he was stationed at ft. dix in new jersey. he worked in the kitchen, he was a cook. never left no one.
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was potatoes. killed a hot of them, very operatively. potato peelers can cut you. but thank you to all our veterans who did not get thanked enough, today and every day. [ cheers and applause ] did any of you watch the republicans have a debate last night? a lot of people watched it, 13.5 million viewers, which as record for the fox business channel. by the way, is fox business always a channel or is that a one-night thing? i've never seen that one before. the debate was held in milwaukee. this was about the economy. and i have to say it was not as much fun as the last one. it was mostly boring. and there are too many people onstage. might be time to split the candidates into teams and make them play dodge ball or something to see who stays. there were some fireworks. some of the candidates attacked donald trump for his plan to deport 11 million undocumented
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came from. donald trump defended himself. he had, admiringly, he said, president eisenhower, ike, deported more than 1 million immigrants in 1954. turns out people looked that up. you know what that action was called? "operation wetback." for real. this is what he wants to bring back. looks like "operation woo the hispanic voter" is off to a very strong start. not only did donald trump explain his plan for deimmigration, he took on carly fiorina. >> you can be strong without being involved in every civil war around the world. >> how would you respond? >> ronald reagan was strong but -- >> and ronald reagan walked away at rec yeah vehicle, walked time -- >> can i finish with my time? >> why does she keep interrupting everybody? >> leave to it donald trump to interrupt an interruption.
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for his fell hoe candidates louisiana night. even at one point came to the aid of jeb bush. >> first of all -- >> you should let jeb speak. >> we have grown -- >> no it's unfair. >> governor -- >> hold on. >> mr. trump, you yourself said, let governor bush speak. governor bush. >> thank you, donald, for allowing me to speak at the debate, that's really nice of you. really appreciate that. what a generous man you are. >> poor jeb, that was his best moment of the night. really was. he needed a big win last night but he really disappeared. he finished seventh of eighth in total talking time. he was the least-googled candidate in the debate. the only person who googled jeb bush last night was his mother, vertebra barbara, because even she forgot who he was. i read this story about being
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these are the results. jeb bush israel, jeb bush is weak, jeb bush is done, jeb bush is toast. not what you would call a glowing endorsement from the world. so i feel somebody needs to take jeb bush aside and say, it's okay if you don't run, your family will still love you. or maybe they won't. i don't know. dr. ben carson is still the front-runner despite the fact that many experts say he had a bad debate. i thought it went fine. his mouth kind of moved, words out out kd we can hear him. ben carson did say he's tired about answering questions about his personal history. the last thing ben carson needs is to be even more tired than he already appears to be. i was watching this debate and it occurred to me, in a lot of ways it's like a high school election. i'll show you why. you've got the kid with the home perm that doesn't fit in. you've got the kid who's doing it because his parents are
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you've got the girl who seems smart but also kind of snotty. you've got the kid who really wants it but he's only 14. you've got the weird kid whose parents make him go to church every day. you've got the nerd who makes up stories because he thinks it will make people like him. you've got the rich kid flaunting how much money he has in his fancy car. you've got the uptight high school principal. right? just like the student council. [ cheers and applause ] we wanted to bring life into last night's debate because it was a little slow. we took video from an old cartoon "wacky races" and combined it with audioed from candidates. for your entertainment i'm proud to present "the wacky presidential races." >> welcome to the presidential debate on the fox business network. >> dwight eisenhower moved 1.5
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million illegal immigrants out of this country. >> come, we all know you can't pick them up and ship them back across the border, it's a sill silly argument. >> i'm going to get my question right now --py appreciate it, i'm all for you. >> 12 million illegal immigrants to send them back is not possible. >> obamacare has to be repealed. because it's -- >> she keeps interrupting everybody. >> even having this conversation sends a powerful signal. they're doing high fives in the clinton campaign right now when they hear this. >> ha ha ha! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: all right. it's time -- we do this every once in a while, it's time to pit young versus old, junior versus senior, the past takes on the present, it is time to play "generation gap." let's go outside to hollywood boulevard. cousin sal is standing by.
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>> sal: what's happening? >> jimmy: let meet our contestants. first back once again with a record of 3 wins and 1 loss, our hello. >> hey. i'm here. >> jimmy: great to have you back. tell everyone how old you are. >> i'm 92. >> jimmy: 92 years old. [ cheers and applause ] you look great. i read an article in a newspaper last night said that you were in the marine corps reserves, is that correct? >> indeed. i was for two and a half years. >> jimmy: look at that. that is unbelievable. [ cheers and applause ] happy veterans day to you, katy. tonight, katy, you will be competing against your most fearsome foe since mousse heen that mussolini, maybe. jaws son from fullerton, california, hello. >> hi. >> jimmy: jason, how old are you? >> i am 15. >> jimmy: 15 years old. tell us a little bit about yourself.
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that's it, huh? >> yeah. >> jimmy: all right, we have two competitors, two generations, one game that could change everything. this is how it works. i'm going to ask you each about something from your opponent's generation or close to it, whomever gets the most answers correct wins. you have it? >> yep. >> yeah. >> jimmy: our first question will be for jason. jason, name the famous wright brothers. what are their first names? >> john? >> jimmy: i'll stop you right there. katy, do you want to jump in and steal? >> wilbur. >> jimmy: yes. >> and -- oh, john -- no, wilbur -- joshua? no. >> jimmy: no. it is not joshua. it is -- you got it half right, wilbur and orville were the wright brothers. >> one of them. >> jimmy: ironically, no one got that right. all right.
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brothers. >> name -- >> jimmy: hemsworth brothers. >> hemsworth brothers? they're english. australians. >> jimmy: yeah. >> mm. jeb. >> jimmy: no. named jeb is bush. katy, the next question is again for you. according to taylor swift, what are the players gonna do? >> they're gonna play. >> jimmy: that is absolutely right. [ cheers and applause ] jason. >> yes? >> jimmy: according to kc and the sunshine band what should you do with your booty? >> shake it? >> jimmy: that is right, jason. wow. suddenly we're in a real dogfight. we're going to take a break and when we come back the dramatic and thrilling conclusion of our game "generation gap." with jason and katy.
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college affordable. join the fight for alexis. i'm hillary clinton and i approve this message. welcome back to the show. rob lowe, adrianne palicki, soulsavers on the way. the battle for the ages, "generation gap," jason the teenager against katy the 92-year-old marine. it's tied right now at 10. our next question is for jason. we will start with you, jason. who is this woman? the woman on the screen.
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>> i'm going to say -- patty? >> jimmy: no, but it was a pretty solid guess i have to say. katy, who is that woman on the screen? >> she looks like a policeman. i think she is a policeman. >> jimmy: she is not a policeman. >> oh. >> jimmy: that is doris day, katy. remember doris day? >> of course. it doesn't look like doris day. >> jimmy: it's been a long while. all right, our next question goes to you, katy. >> oh. isn't she cute. >> jimmy: yes, she is. do you know that cartoon >> not really, no. but i'll give -- >> jimmy: give it a guess. margie. >> jimmy: no, it is not margie. jason, do you want to guess who that is? >> dora the explorer. >> jimmy: that is right, jason. you are in the lead with 20 points.
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for a second? >> jimmy: yeah, go ahead. >> sal: if you don't let her win we all look like [ bleep ]. >> jimmy: that's true. >> sal: you're doing great! >> jimmy: don't less season him, katy doesn't need your charity, she wants to win this fair and sake. here we go. next question is for katy. what are these shoes that you'll see on the screen called? >> mug -- mug something. they come from australia. >> jimmy: they are from australia. like the hemsworth brothers, yeah. >> yes. >> jimmy: you're pretty close. you're oh so close. >> mug something. >> jimmy: i'm going to give that to you, katy. it's uggs. >> what are they? mug -- >> sal: mug boots. >> jimmy: jason, what are these shoots called? >> stilettos?
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>> jimmy: no. >> i know, i know. >> jimmy: katy, you know those? >> saddle shoes. >> jimmy: saddle shoes is correct, yes, that's right. jason has fallen behind. jason, the next question is for you. what was fdr's wife's name? first name. what was fdr, franklin dell know roosevelt's wife's name? >> natalie? >> jimmy: no. no, but i like the way you're just guessing old-timy names in general. it's a good strategy. katy. katy, what was fdr's wife's name? >> eleanor. >> jimmy: eleanor is right. katy jumps out to a lead. a solid lead. jason, you have work to do and the next question is for katy. katy, what famous scarlett played black widow in the avengers? >> o'hara? >> jimmy: that is not correct.
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what famous scarlett played the black widow? >> scarlett johansson. >> jimmy: that is right. jason, next question. what famous scarlet did vivian leigh may in "gone with the wind"? >> you mean her name? >> jimmy: her name, has it name, yeah. >> i'm going to guess -- scarlet -- marilyn? >> jimmy: no, it wasn't scarlet marilyn. >> dang it. >> jimmy: that's not even a last name. >> scarlett o'hara. >> jimmy: katy, who was it? >> scarlett o'hara. >> jimmy: that is right. does that ring a bell now, jason? >> yeah a little bit. >> jimmy: yeah, a little bit, all right. next question. we start with jason. who sang the song "singing in the rain" in the movie?
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>> scarlet -- >> jimmy: why would it be another scarlet? it's a man. >> oh, it's a man. um -- i'm going to -- >> jimmy: i can't wait to hear what this one is. >> i think leonard. >> jimmy: leonard? katy, who sang "singing in the rain"? >> gene. >> jimmy: yes. >> gene -- yes but the second one -- let me see. >> jimmy: gene -- >> e, f, g -- no, it's not coming here. slim? >> jimmy: gene kelly is the name. >> kelly, i wasn't even close. >> jimmy: all right, your next question, katy. who sang the song "umbrella"? >> the same fellow. gene. >> jimmy: no, no, no. and it's not a -- it's a woman, not a man. >> oh, that was -- i had her
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>> yes. it slipped off again. >> jimmy: she sings "umbrella," you know that song? >> "umbrella," yes, yes. >> sal: dora the explorer. >> jimmy: don't listen to him. all right, we'll go to jason. do you know who sang "umbrella"? >> rihanna. >> jimmy: that is right, jason. this is a close game. >> rihanna, oh, i didn't know. >> jimmy: we have one more question, all right? katy, what is this item? >> it's a wiggle thing. >> jimmy: it does wiggle. >> yes. misnamed. but they call it? jason, you want to take a guess? they call it -- >> mini segler. >> jimmy: what? >> a mini segway? >> jimmy: no. that is not a mini segway. they call that a hover board.
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one more question for jason. what is this? >> um -- scarlet -- [ laughter ] i want to guess it's -- i think your clothes? >> jimmy: it is. what is it called? >> a -- >> jimmy: your time is up. katy what is it called? >> it's a scrub board. >> jimmy: what? >> a scrub board. >> jimmy: close enough. katy, congratulations. we've got some wonderful prizes for both of you by the way. katy, first for you we have an outfit, that outfit is from the kendall and kylie collection. at long has it your wardrobe will embody the casual yet chic
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sensibility of the jenner sisters. are you familiar with the jenner sisters? >> the jenner sisters? >> jimmy: never mind. for jason, you get a snuggie. there you go, jason. >> yay! >> jimmy: happy veterans day, thanks for playing "generation gap." tonight on the show we have music from "dave gahan and soulsavers" are all on the way. be right back with rob lowe so
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[ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: hi, there. tonight, from "marvel's agents of s.h.i.e.l.d.," which can be seen tuesday nights here on abc. adrianne palicki is here. then, his latest album is called "angels and ghosts." dave ga han and soulsavers from the samsung stage. dave has a very cool music video. it's a hologram. you go to his website. you build a plastic thing out of a cd case. you put it on your tablet or phone. you play the video. let's turn out the lights here so people can see. watch this. it's hologram magic. isn't that great? by the way, yeah let's turn the lights back on.
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also a great way to accidentally summon the devil if you're looking to do that. tomorrow night on the show, julia roberts will be here. the kids from "black-ish" will be with us. music from future. so join us for that then. you know, after i die i want to come back as either a pink river dolphin or our first guest tonight, he's an eternally popular actor with a new show called "the grinder." airs tuesday nights on fox. please say hello to rob lowe! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: very good to see you. >> thank you. wow. yeah! >> jimmy: everyone's excited. >> i like that. everywhere you go. >> when i wang up that's my alarm block noise. >> jimmy: congratulations.
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hollywood walk of name. >> i don't believe it, route? right? you know, 40 years of work. and i finally made it. >> jimmy: it's crazy that it has >> 40 years. and you know, i went and a job -- i came early, i took a check my location? what is your location? >> here's the good news, you're on the hollywood walk of fame. the bad news is you're in front of a dildo shop. >> jimmy: you're down that way. >> you don't want to be on yucca. >> jimmy: the dirty area. you've got to be here where the super heroes protect your star. >> yeah, yeah. i'm psyched, though. i couldn't have picked a better place. i am in front of the legendary musso and frank's restaurant that's been in hollywood, douglas fairbanks, charlie chaplin, everybody and anybody has been there over the years. >> jimmy: it's like the only restaurant in l.a. where the
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be actors. they are waiters. >> because they've been there since douglas fairbanks and charlie chaplains. >> jimmy: maybe they were trying to be actors at that time but they went away. >> ageism killed their opportuniti. >> that's nice for you. i'm sure your family is excited about that. >> everybody's going to come out. it's a cool thing. >> jimmy: you've got an honor that i think maybe is even greater than a star on the hollywood walk of fame. >> it is. >> i didn't know these existed. a mcdonald's gold card. >> this is a real thing. >> jimmy: it's free food for you for a year. i like how it says "rob." if you were to get robbed by someone named rob -- have you used this card yet? >> i've been working so hard on the new show that i haven't. but at thanksgiving, i'm going into mcdonald's because -- the way i got this is my buddy in santa barbara's dad is one of the original mcdonald's
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egg mcmuffin, which to me is the greatest human agreement. >> jimmy: it is a pretty good achievement. >> and invented ronald mcdonald. >> jimmy: what do you mean? >> he said to ray crock, you creature. that. i think that's exactly how he pitched it. >> jimmy: you know what happens when you try to use this thing, they're never going to have seen >> i know. >> jimmy: what in the hell this is? then they'll all gather around. they'll all -- then you'll go, like all right, forget it, it's $3.40. >> that's exactly it, yeah. >> jimmy: that is pretty good, yeah. >> that's big. >> jimmy: the guy who invented the egg mcmuffin. that's a major thing. >> i know powerful people, i really do. >> jimmy: last time you were here, talking about this big football game you and your family have. >> the turkey bowl. i've been playing with my brother for -- since 1976. >> jimmy: who's in this game? >> it's every lowe member and other families are involved over
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the years. but this year sadly for the first time ever my brother is not coming. >> jimmy: why? >> it's been so hot in los angeles he's like, i'm getting the family, we're having a real thanksgiving where it's cool. my thing is he's got two beautiful young daughters. this is the problem with having girls, okay? you have girls and immediately you start bailing on the turkey bowl and singing that god-awful "frozen" song. >> jimmy: oh, yeah. >> that's what happens. so i've lost my brother to the girls. >> jimmy: frozen turkeys is what happened to you. >> anybody can throw a good spiral, santa barbara, thanksgiving day, at the local school. we could really, really use the help. >> jimmy: you're going to have an all-time quarterback. that's sad. where is he going that's cold? >> the mountains. >> jimmy: the mountains, who needs to go to the mountains? >> i know. i don't get it. >> jimmy: i don't get it either. >> i don't know how he could do this to me. >> jimmy: guillermo plays football. he only kicks when he plays. >> guillermo: how are you? i'm a kicker. >> that did not inspire much
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confidence. >> jimmy: no, no, yeah. >> at all. >> jimmy: his football is an entirely different kind of football. >> we don't do that. >> jimmy: we're going to take a break. we'll talk about your new show, very funny, "the grinder." rob lowe is here. we'll be right back! [ cheers and applause ] here's to more good cheer. buy one holiday drink at starbucks and get one free to share november 12th through 15th, 2 to 5pm. wireless networks are awesome. they're big, fast and dependable. and at net10 wireless, we let you tweet, text, talk and surf on those amazing nationwide networks without getting locked into a pricey phone contract. america's best 4g lte
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>> we need to get back to "the grinder's" one more principle. >> what was that exactly? >> if you like "the griner" download the app today. you too can make a new friend. right, steve? >> no names. >> fair enough. remember to watch "the grinder." tuesdays on -- okay, i don't really know what's happening right now. >> grindr, the best ways for guys to meet rob lowe. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: it's great when fans when the promotion for you. rob lowe, everybody. "the grinder" tuesday nights on fox. be right back with adrianne
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says you should not have to borrow money to pay tuition if you go to a public college or university. and you ought to be able to refinance student debt. and i don't believe the federal government should be making a profit off of lending to young people who are borrowing to be able to get their education. we have got to make college affordable. i'm hillary clinton and i approve this message. >> jimmy: still to come, gahan and soulsavers. our next guest is the newest hero from marvel to jump from the comics to the screen, she plays mockingbird on "marvel's agents of s.h.i.e.l.d." tuesday nights on abc, please welcome adrianne palicki!
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>> hi, guys. >> you look like a superhero. >> thank you. >> jimmy: i heard you're a big rob lowe fan, that is true? >> i think he's responsible for every woman's unhealthy love of the bad boy. >> jimmy: you think it's him? >> i saw him growing up on vhs, "st. elmo's fire." >> jimmy: unless you were a baby, you were too young. >> my parents -- >> jimmy: your parents were irresponsible? you met rob? >> i didn't get to meet him. >> jimmy: he's gorgeous. his face, his body, you have to check him out. >> wow. i think he's still in the green room if you want to check him out. >> jimmy: you were on "friday night lights." [ cheers and applause ] >> yes. >> jimmy: one of the most bewho have had shows ever. >> yes. >> jimmy: people probably ask you about that all the time. was that your first regular series? >> no, i was on another show "south beach." >> jimmy: "south beach."
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>> you guys watched it? it was a long time ago. >> jimmy: what was that one about, "south beach"? >> about this place called south beach. models on south beach. >> jimmy: how did you wind up on that? >> i auditioned for it. >> jimmy: the old-fashioned way. >> the old-false shioned way. i auditioned originally for "south beach" first go-round -- let me preface this by saying i actually have the inability to burp. >> jimmy: you have what? >> it's a disability. burp? >> i have burped a handful of times in my life. >> jimmy: how many times? >> probably six. >> jimmy: really? >> i'm not bw'ing wchlt bs'ing. >> jimmy: you remember each of them? for years. >> jimmy: it just happens. >> yeah, when it happens, i don't know what's going on. >> jimmy: okay, all right. >> in this audition, meeting
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middle of this huge monologue, and all of a sudden out of nowhere, bwaaaa! >> jimmy: you burped. >> yeah. so i burp. then decide to continue. so i start over. the director's like, well. that was -- thank you for your time. walk out of there. most humiliating home. >> jimmy: and they hired you after that? >> no, they did not. i was burp girl. they recast the role. and i went in again, months later. new hair-do. different outfit. couldn't change my name, but walked in there. >> jimmy: they didn't -- >> i got the part. >> jimmy: they didn't remember? wow. >> no. you'd think they would remember burp girl. >> jimmy: yeah. i'm stuck on the you not being able to burp part. >> i have tried. >> jimmy: if you were to drink a draft beer, a pitcher of it, you wouldn't burp afterwards? >> no, i would just be having
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that sick feeling of needing to but not actually being able to. >> jimmy: do you vomit? >> i can vomit. >> jimmy: you can vomit. >> yeah. >> jimmy: okay so things do sometimes come out. >> it happens, right? to the best of us. >> jimmy: i heard you were -- you worked at the magic castle across the street from us. >> i did. >> jimmy: if you don't know the magic castle, everyone from hollywood knows it's this weird mansion, is that right? >> yes, it's a club. you have to be invited to go. >> jimmy: for magicians only. >> for magicians. dress code and everything. >> there's a dress code. say yes or no. >> jimmy: to the dress code. i was the person that showed up with a sport jacket and had to wear one of their big, horrible -- >> plaid, oversized. yeah. >> jimmy: sport jackets. >> you actually did it. >> jimmy: a clip-on tie. >> you wore a clip-on? >> jimmy: what did you do there? i was the person that got to say yea or nay. i was the person that got you that jacket. >> jimmy: i see, i got that. >> you had to say the magic word
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to get in, and i would let you in. >> jimmy: what was the magic word? is it the same magic word or did it change? >> it's the same magic word, which i can't -- >> jimmy: we should say what it is then everybody can go in, what do you care? >> exactly. >> jimmy: were all the magicians super horny for you all the time? know what i mean? when i say that, you understand what i mean. yes? >> well -- yes. i had the regulars that would surround me at the front. >> jimmy: yeah. wanting to saw you in half, yeah. >> yeah. >> jimmy: did you ever think about dating any of those magicians? >> no. dating a magician is cool, though. >> jimmy: that would be the best trick. is it really? >> yes. >> jimmy: what's cool about being a magician? >> i don't know, i can't -- i can't levitate this thing with my mind. >> jimmy: neither can they, really.
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no one can. so you keep in touch with any of >> no. >> jimmy: no, of course, you'll never go in there again? ness i've been in this again? you have been in there again. i was in there once. it was a lot of magicians. >> have you been back? >> jimmy: no action i have not. once you force me to wear a sport jacket -- >> and a clip-on. yeah. it's a policy i have. i watched "agents of s.h.i.e.l.d." last night, the show's great. your character is going to have your own spin-off show on abc. >> well, there's -- you know. >> jimmy: there's rumors to that effect. i'm stating it as fact. >> okay. >> jimmy: just for the hell of it to see how you react. >> see, there's a guy with a sniper up there from marvel. >> jimmy: yeah. >> just waiting for this, something i'm not supposed to say. >> jimmy: it's just a comic book pistol he's holding. that's the idea that hopefully there will be a spinoff. >> hopefully there will be -- you know.
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>> jimmy: do you like superheroes? because every beautiful woman that's involved in the superhero project comes here and says they love superheroes. and it's obviously a lie. >> listen, i have a supergirl tattoo i've had for a decade. i grew up with comics. my brother is a comic book writer. >> jimmy: you have a supergirl tattoo? >> yes. >> jimmy: where on your body is it? >> someplace. that will not be seen. >> jimmy: it's in your fortress of solitude? >> it is. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: adrianne poe lickky, everybody. "agents of s.h.i.e.l.d." tuesday nights on abc. we'll be back with dave gahan and soulsavers. [ cheers and applause ] >> dicky: "the jimmy kimmel live concert series" is presented by
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if you think there's no solution to the climate crisis, think again. in america, clean energy is already producing enough power for 18 million homes, reducing our dependence on foreign oil and supporting over one million jobs. i'm tom steyer. with bold leadership and an endless supply of wind and sun, we can do even more. the goal is 50% clean energy by 2030. so, what are we waiting for? >> dicky: "the jimmy kimmel live concert series" is presented by samsung." >> jimmy: i want to thank rob lowe, adrianne palicki and apologize to matt damon. we ran out of time.
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"nightline" is next. but first, their album is called "angels and ghosts." here with the song, "shine", "dave gahan & soulsavers." light there's light here and it shines on you it shines yeah it shines down it shines on you when you look around
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you and me all of us here we're coming through yeah we're coming through we're gonna shine on you light there's light here and it shines on you it shines yeah it shines down it shines on you anyone can see
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our lord above shines down his love it shines on you yeah it shines on you let it shine on you light there's light here and it shines on you it shines yeah it shines down it shines on you
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light there's light here and it shines on you it shines yeah it shines down it shines on you
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