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i'm going to deliver." i'm hillary clinton and i approve this message. and now abc's "jimmy kimmel live." >> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live"! tonight, david duchovny and gillian anderson. from " room," jacob tremblay. plus music from leon bridges with cleto and the cletones. and now, while we're at it, here's jimmy kimmel!
>> jimmy: thank you. thank you for watching. thanks for all of you for coming. thank you for taking time out of your powerball ticket-buying schedule to be here. how many of you bought powerball tickets? one, two, three, four -- 13, 14, 15 -- actually, i don't need to count you all, i'll add it up later. this powerball drawing is tomorrow night. the pot's up to $1.5 billion, which as record. almost triple the previous jackpot. to put that in perspective, $1.5 billion is almost half of oprah. it's a lot of money. obviously people are fired up.
tickets, guillermo? >> guillermo: $80. >> jimmy: that's 40 powerball >> guillermo: yes. >> jimmy: wow, how about that. win? >> guillermo: no, no, never. >> jimmy: that's lying. you got to watch it right there. this is something that's been going around social media. more than a million people shared this with their friends. powerball, $1.3 billion divided by population, 300 million, everyone receives $4.33 million, poverty solved, which would be great except for the fact if you split $1.3 billion 300 million apiece. which is just enough to buy two more powerball tickets. winners, yes, poverty solved. but otherwise -- we should use all that money from the lotto to teach people because they obviously -- of course if you really want to win the folks at fox news have a strategy that you might not have thought of. that is, buy as many tickets as
i don't know why i didn't think of that. i'm sure you know the odds of winning the lottery are not very good. for some reason our local and cable news channels are obsessed with reminding us of this. >> you know the odds of having a winning ticket are slim. 1 in 292 million. you've got a better chance of flipping a quarter 25 times and getting heads every time. >> you have a better chance of being a movie star than you have of winning the powerball jackpot. >> you have a better chance of dating a supermodel. >> you have a better chance of hitting a hole in one in two consecutive golf holes. >> more likely to get drafted to play for an nba team like the warriors -- >> the odds of becoming an astronaut are better. >> roughly 25 times more likely to become president of the united states. >> to be killed by a vending machine. >> being hurt by a toilet. >> conceive quadruplets naturally. >> replace your gps with a monkey, your chances of reaching your destination are better with the monkey than winning the
>> you're more likely to be canonized as a saint. >> to be struck by lightning and bus at the exact -- >> jimmy: well. [ cheers and applause ] i'll tell you something. if i win the powerball, if you win the powerball, we're getting one of those gps monkeys because i would like that. while we're on the subject of winning the lottery, jerry hall, actress and former model with mick jagger for a long time, they had four kids together, is engaged to multi billionaire rupert murdoch. there they are at the golden globes. she's 59. he's 84. she's got the something old taken care of. according to a murdoch family spokesperson -- by the way, one way to know you have too much money is if you have a family spokesperson. jeri and rupert have "loved these past months together and are thrilled to be getting married and excited about their future."
there's no future. it's like the grim reaper. he will be lucky if he makes it to the end of the honeymoon. and by the way -- are we 100% sure he wasn't just tired and said, will you carry me? when the priest says will you take the man to be your lawfully wedded husband the only word jeri hall will actually hear is "will." his kids must be thrilled, that's all i can think. hi, dad, you're in love again, great, can't wait to meet her. this is the kind of thing you have to see to believe. there's a village in upstate new york that just had a vote on whether or not to keep their unusual town seal. >> the people of whitesboro overwhelmingly voted to keep a seal that opponents say shows a white man choking a native american. historian says the seal has been a stamp within the community in some form or another since the 1880s actually depicts a friendly wrestling match between village founder hugh wright and a native american chief.
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>> downton [ bleep ] abbey. >> subarus. >> xanax. >> where white people meet. the not-racist dating site exclusively for white people. >> where white people meet. >> white on! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: tonight before a joint session of congress president obama delivered his seventh and final state of the union address. in this one he tried to focus on the positive. for example, he's positive nothing he proposes will get done over the next year. so it's going to be very pass any new legislation. the only bill more unpopular than a bill from president obama i'm starting to wonder -- [ applause ] the first ever state of the union address given by our first president george washington, 1790.
american politics. we should all pay attention. of course we don't so this afternoon we went out on the street and asked people what they thought of the state of the union address before it happened. and as usual, many people had many thoughts in tonight's state of the union edition of "lie witness news." >> did you see president obama's >> yes, i did. yes, i did. >> who were you watching it with? >> i was watching it by myself on facebook. i saw some of the highlights from it. out that belch? >> yes, i did. yes, i did. i thought that, you know, he decency-wise. >> what did you think about president obama's state of the union last night? >> i thought he did a very good job. >> what did you like about it in particular? >> just, you know, i just -- everything that he said. i think, you know, made everybody feel really good about, you know, where the country is going and, you know,
on the podium cross-legged. >> yeah. that was great. yes. that was really cool. >> he lit that cigarette, obviously fake cigarette. was that fun? >> yeah, it was fun. >> what about when he lit the cigarette at the end and winked to the camera and said, michelle, i'll see you upstairs. what did you think about that? >> i didn't think anything of it. i didn't try to read into it really much. but i thought he meant, you know, he was being funny. he was being, you know, i guess he has a sense of humor. >> what did you think about the moment during the state of the union when president obama stopped talking and did a harmonica solo, were you moved? >> i thought it was ludicrous. i don't think it's any way a president should act. i think he should be held to a higher state of decorum than that. i'm embarrassed by the fact that he's our president. >> who were you watching the state of the union with? who are you with? >> just us. we were in a hotel room. >> who were you with when you
>> i was with my friends and co-workers while we were watching the news. >> and where were you guys? >> we were at our apartment in downtown los angeles. >> fictional apartment? >> yeah, yeah. >> does it impress you that he was so honest. >> i think he was one of the only presidents in history that can be that honest. >> is honesty an important virtue for you? >> i think honesty is the most important virtue for me. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: we are going to take a break. when we come back i invite you mulder and scully from "the stick around!
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[ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: welcome back to the show. we
have music from leon bridges and from the movie "room," 9-year-old jacob tremblay is here. "x-files" was one of the biggest shows in the '90s. it returns to fox later this month. to me "x files" was one of my personal all-time favorite shows. of course i was excited went i heard it was coming back. i was even whole excited when the creator chris carter invited me to be a part of it.
>> if we're lucky. >> oh, my god. the government's been hiding this the whole time. >> i knew we'd find it. we just had to keep looking. >> hey, guys. what's up? it's dark in here. >> wow. what a dump. >> is this what i think it is? gross. >> who are you? >> i'm agent keith. i'm your new partner. they figured since you guys have been away for a while you might need help getting back in the swing of things. >> i'm sorry. we've been doing this a long time. i'm going to call skinner.
>> damn it. >> here -- >> is there a pay phone here? >> use this. >> what is that? a game boy? >> a smartphone. you use it to call, text, gps, snapchat, tinder, whatever. >> we can't let them trace us here. >> i had 18 months before i can upgrade that! what's wrong with you? people can find anybody anywhere all the time now. haven't you ever heard of the internet? >> the internet. >> the internets! >> they're not going to shut us down this time. the whole world is going to know. >> connect.
[ cheers and applause ] [ modem connection sounds ] >> hey, maybe we need a floppy to boot up. >> mulder, put the floppy down. put it down. this isn't the '90s anymore. we've moved on. >> why? it was a great decade. >> why would we do that? >> it was a great decade. >> great music. hootie. >> the blowfish. >> beanie babies. >> pogs. >> everybody loves pogs. >> not anymore. we've moved on. >> do people still like us? >> you guys? oh, yeah, of course. we loved you then and we love you now. even if coming back turns out to be a bad idea, like a really, really bad idea that makes
always have the '90s. also, you two should have sex. >> what? >> you should. it's been like 23 years. everybody knows. >> no, that's not what -- no. >> it is what. and it's time to do it already. okay? [ cheers and applause ] >> guys, guys, maybe you can have sex later. >> [ bleep ] off, keith! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: tonight on the show we have music from leon bridges. from the movie " room," 9-year-old jacob tremblay is here. and we'll be right back with dave duchovny and
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>> jimmy: hi, there, welcome back to the show. tonight, from the critically acclaimed movie "room," in fact, it won a golden globe," jacob he was really great in that. then, a very talented gentleman from fort worth, texas. i love this guy. album called " coming home," leon bridges from the samsung outdoor stage. tomorrow night, chloe grace " colony," josh holloway will join us, and we'll have music and thursday, leslie mann, charlie puth. so join us then. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: 23 years ago our first guests first formed the classic tv duo mulder and scully, and ignited a sci-fi sexual tension the likes of which had not been seen since kirk met spock. " the x-files" returns to fox sunday, january 24th. please welcome david duchovny
>> jimmy: happy to have you here, i really am. how exciting for the two
of you to finally -- to be able to act with me. i mean, really. i must be -- >> been looking forward to it all my life. >> jimmy: a bucket list kind of moment. >> it was, yeah. >> jimmy: one thing that did not appear in the thing we shot today is you had a read wigg on and it came off during the sex scene. >> yeah. >> jimmy: i didn't realize, david, that you had a wig on. i didn't realize. >> you didn't know i had a wig on? >> jimmy: no. >> you just thought i had this big frankensteinian head? >> jimmy: i thought maybe you grew it out. i didn't realize you had a wig on. >> what the -- >> jimmy: i didn't realize i'm wearing a wig right now. no, i really didn't realize it. >> do you have an outtake from the whole repositioning of the wig? >> jimmy: it was so dark we couldn't see it. >> it looked like my head was falling off. >> jimmy: it was funny. did you always wear a wig? >> no, i used to be red.
naturally red or dyed it for the part? >> dyed it for the part. >> is this an infomercial? >> jimmy: it could segue into that, it's possible. >> me, i don't believe i've ever worn a wig and i've never been red. >> jimmy: never been red. >> i don't think i've ever been red. >> jimmy: that would be a cute color for you. did you know each other when you started on the show? have you known each other previously at all? had you met? >> never. >> no, we met in the ante room before going in to read -- you don't like that room? >> ante room? >> foyer. lobby. we met in a hallway. >> jimmy: i've never heard ante room. i don't know that one. maybe your aunt -- >> i don't know where the hell that came from.
>> can we start over? >> we met in the anti-room and we were there. and one of us asked the other to just run the lines. >> you asked me if i wanted to run the lines. >> jimmy: did you sense at that time that you had some kind of a chemistry?
>> jimmy: you did not, no, no. did anything strange happen at the audition or standard -- >> after? >> jimmy: after the ante room, >> in the audition? uh, i don't think so. >> no, nothing happened. >> jimmy: who did you audition for, chris
carter? >> fox mulder. >> jimmy: you know damn well what i meant. >> it was a tiny, tiny room. like 50 network people. >> the ante room is huge. but going into the room, it's -- >> the room we auditioned in was teeny-weeny. >> all the fox suits were there. >> they're on chairs like two feet away from us. >> they want to hate you. they just want to -- they want to hate you. they did hate most of us. >> they hated me mostly. >> jimmy: did they really hate you? >> no. >> they didn't hate gillian. >> jimmy: but they hired you. >> they hired me because i think chris pressured them a bit into hiring me. they didn't want me to be cast and then the next time i was called back for network they had flown in all of these other
to auditioning with in new york. >> and i refused to read with them. >> jimmy: is that right? >> no.
>> no. >> but women that i knew -- women that i knew who were suddenly now obviously i wasn't good enough and so -- >> jimmy: boy, it really is tough, this whole thing. >> it's brutal. >> jimmy: is it my imagination or did you guys while you were shooting the show -- today i was were and are. i was under the impression that when you were shooting the show. >> friendly to each other? >> jimmy: yes, very friendly to each other. >> you made us like have sex. >> jimmy: i'm talking about off camera. every show. camaraderie there, it seems >> there is. >> jimmy: is it always like >> no. >> jimmy: okay. so that i do remember that correctly. there were like some rough patches? >> sure. >> issues. >> yeah. >> jimmy: what would you guys --
taking a long time to get ready? was it -- david and his ante room nonsense that he keeps saying? what was it that rubbed you the wrong way about each other? >> well, i wondered this for a long time. and i think part of it -- you know, what we shot in vancouver. it's very moist in vancouver. >> jimmy: it was the humidity? was it chafing? >> it's very moist in the ante room. >> jimmy: see what i mean, though? these are people that get along. these two people that i'm looking at right here. >> go on. >> i was going to say when my hair gets -- >> jimmy: your face is getting -- your face is now redder than your hair. >> i know. i'm sorry. >> let me just say i have no
>> it's kind of fun. >> jimmy: right. we're on a ride here. >> i'm so sorry, no, i've just >> no, okay -- >> i would finish the story if i talking about. [ laughter ] [ applause ] but i don't. >> oh, for god's sake. okay. i can't do it. >> jimmy: i feel like we've really hit on something. this is wonderful. >> it was all my fault. david, i'm so sorry. >> jimmy: what the hell went on between you two? i mean -- >> you know i know it's gone on for a while but i would like to know where the moistness -- >> jimmy: where did the moistness come from? is it just the hair? >> yes, my hair gets very frizzy. >> that's what it was! >> it takes forever. between every single take, they would have to stand there and
things take a long time. >> i got pissed at that? >> i think it added to the tension to the fact that i took so long. is that anything to do with it? >> kind of makes me sound like an [ bleep ]. [ laughter ] [ applause ] >> jimmy: why don't we take a break and regroup. and when we come back we've got mulder and scully here. gillian anderson and david duchovny. we'll be right back. [ cheers and applause ] ahh... yeah! ahh... ahh... ah. you probably say it a million times a day. ahh... ahh! ahh... ahh! but at cigna, we want to help everyone say it once a year. say "ahh". >>ahh... cigna medical plans cover one hundred percent of your in-network annual checkup. so america, let's go. ahh! and take control of your health.
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uber in. >> hitchhike. relax, scully, i'm kidding. >> i just worry about you, mulder. >> nothing to worry about. i'm taking good care of myself. >> it's good for you to get out of that little house every once in a while. >> certainly was good for you. >> i'm always happy to see you. >> and i'm always happy to find a reason. >> that is gillian anderson and david duchovny on "the x-files." [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: that's not a wig. >> you cut the clip a little short because after that i said "you frizzy-haired bitch." [ laughter ]
put this all together again? was it your idea? >> wasn't your idea? >> jimmy: it was my idea but it was like 12 years ago and nobody listened. who was it -- your ideas? >> chris and me and gillian and we had to make sure -- >> it wasn't my idea. >> it wasn't gillian's idea. we had to make sure everybody was on board and could do it at the same time. >> jimmy: was it strange getting back into those characters? was it easy? >> it wasn't as easy as i expected it to be. >> jimmy: really? why? >> i think because i've been working really hard to get away from her as much as possible. and so i think it took me a while to find her again. also, i was trying to find the old version of her, not the aged >> jimmy: you have to think about that. yes. >> jimmy: not in the same place that they were when you left them. >> no. important things that actors have to think about because no one does at home. >> no. >> did you discover that today? >> jimmy: i discovered it right this moment actually.
wearing wigs or anything. >> jimmy: i would not make a good fbi agent for real. let's just put it that way. observant is not among my best qualities. it was a lot of fun because i really love the show. i am very excited that you guys are back. i wish it was more than six episodes. i wish it was a whole thing all the time. why is the show going to be on at 10:00 eastern, 7:00 pacific? is that because of the football game? did you know that? >> is that true? >> jimmy: yes, it is true. >> you're asking us? >> probably football. that would be my guess. >> jimmy: we're going to guess football. one of the many mysteries. >> maybe we should have done the pre-interview. >> jimmy: is it going to be -- [ laughter ] will we have -- will we have monsters on the show? >> hell, yeah. >> yes. >> jimmy: you will? >> yes. >> jimmy: you're going do the monster of the week thing? i loved that. >> a few times. we had a couple monsters of the week. >> we do? monsters of the week? >> you asking me or do you know?
we have a couple of mythology. >> jimmy: what was your favorite of all the monsters and which one was your least favorite? >> of all time? >> jimmy: yes, of all time, yeah. >> well, i liked the pooh man. he was my least favorite. >> you forgot that he was your least favorite? >> yeah. and -- >> your least favorite? >> yes, because our -- michael watkins who is directing it, he had told me -- because we had never seen him. right? do you know the story? you're laughing already, which i love. it's fantastic. i feel like i don't have to even finish. he said it's going to be -- it's terrific. this thing. it's made up of everybody's repressed desires and things that they can't face. it's taken the form in the sewer of all the poo and it's -- and it's mean and it wants to -- >> he didn't give me that note about the monster. he gave me something else >> well, no.
he was still in makeup, right? so we had to react to a bunch of tennis balls on a stand. and he was saying, it's worse than that! it's worse, it's worse, it's worse. gillian and i are going, yeah. it's embarrassing because it's tennis balls. and then the guy comes out and it's not my line and you'll have to bleep me but the director came up and said, i apologize because he doesn't look very scary. he looks like the guy [ bleep ] mrs. butterworth. [ laughter ] [ applause
] >> jimmy: that would be mr. butterworth. >> yes. >> what would that look like? >> she's the maple syrup bottle. >> i know that. >> he looked like a big maple syrup bottle. >> jimmy: i'm glad you guys are back together. [ applause ] >> jimmy: we don't know what time the show is going to be on why but we think it's 10:00 on the east coast and 7:00 pacific
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>> jimmy: welcome back. still to come, music from leon bridges. our next guest gave one of the most acclaimed movie performances of last year, even though he's only 9 years old. he co-stars in the golden globe-winning movie " room." please welcome jacob tremblay. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: well, jacob, first of all, you look very handsome. >> thanks. >> jimmy: do you wear a suit a lot? >> no. now, i do. >> jimmy: now you do. >> i usually wear a t-shirt and jeans but now it's every day. >> jimmy: every day. you're still technically a kid, right? i mean, you're not a tiny adult. >> yeah. >> jimmy: yeah. are you having fun with all this? is this exciting for you? >> yes, it's exciting. i'm a big fan of your show. i literally watch it every time. >> jimmy: you do?
thank you. well, do you know about the poo man? never mind. you did a really great job in the movie. how did you become an actor in the first place? [ cheers and applause ] that's them confirm that you did do a good job in the movie. is acting something that you always wanted to do? >> acting was something that i wanted to do since i was 5 because when i was 5 that's when i first did my first movie "smurfs 2." my parents asked me if i wanted to do more and i said yes. >> jimmy: you auditioned for this. your sister is an actor as well, right? >> she got me into this whole thing because she's an actor and she did commercials and the casting director said to me, oh, he's so cute, he should be in a commercial. and then i did commercials and then emma got her first movie. and then like one year later i got my first movie "smurfs 2."
do? >> she did "elise up"with matt damon, and i don't understand why you don't like him so much. he's a nice guy. >> jimmy: have you met the guy? >> yeah. >> jimmy: sometimes -- you know the phrase wolves in sheeps' clothing? do you know what that means? >> no. >> jimmy: he's backstage right now waiting to come on and he's not going to make it on but he'll explain it to you later because sometimes people aren't what they seem. sometimes people pretend to be good and on the inside they're actually very evil. they have black clouds. do you understand what i mean? >> like darth sidious? >> jimmy: yes, like darth sidious. [ laughter ] [ applause ] >> jimmy: right, that's exactly right. you're very smart. i know you're a big "star wars" fan. you met oscar isaac. >> yes. >> jimmy: this was a photograph i was given. this is you and oscar with a lightsaber.
>> yeah, that was fun. i saw the lightsaber because i had it behind my back so i pulled it out and turned it on. then he was like, this is super cool. we did talk about some cool stuff like how it was like to work in "star wars." actually i did ask him how cool was it to -- how cool was it to see yourself -- i mean, how creepy would it be to see yourself as an action figure on the toy face. he said that was cool but do you know what's really creepy is being on pillow sheets and blankets and yogurt. >> jimmy: and yogurt. >> eating yogurt out of the face. >> jimmy: would you like to be on yogurt one day? >> i do have a delicious face but -- [ laughter ]
>> i do. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: you -- do you -- when you go to the red carpet events like the golden globes, for instance, is that something that's exciting for you? is it boring for you? do you even know who those people are? >> boring? i don't think it's boring at all. >> jimmy: it's not boring at all. good. >> yeah. it's like the biggest thing in the world! >> jimmy: i didn't mean to offend you. i'm very sorry. were you in the audience at the golden globes? >> i was in the audience, and guess what happened. >> jimmy: what? >> brie won an award. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: yes, brie won an award, your costar in the movie. she was really great in that movie. you must have been very happy for her. did you hear ricky gervais saying all of those bad words? >> yes. >> jimmy: had you heard those words before?
like -- like an adult tv show. he said it a lot of commercial break.
it would be like this. oh, yeah. >> jimmy: but with bad words in between the "oh" and the "yeah." >> yes. >> jimmy: when you see yourself in this movie which is not a movie for kids, it's kind of -- it's a scary movie in a lot of ways. do you feel scared? >> well, i know how it's filmed. i know it's all fake. >> jimmy: oh. >> i know that the bad guy is actually a nice person. >> jimmy: oh, he was? >> yes. >> jimmy: like the opposite of matt damon really. [ laughter ] [ applause ] >> jimmy: right? the oscar nominations come out on thursday. are you excited about that? >> yes. >> jimmy: a lot of people say you might get nominated for best actor, right? >> i don't think i might because there's still lots of good
"the revenant" and then -- [ applause ] >> and then -- >> jimmy: that's it, really. [ laughter ] [ applause ] the field is pretty wide open. do you know if you win you will be the youngest person ever to win, did you know that? if you do win the oscar, where will you keep it? >> in my dresser room -- in my dressing room which is actually a bedroom. i don't know why i just said that. i usually don't say that. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: well, i hope -- you know what, i'd like you to come back at least once a year until you're a full-grown adult. will you make me a deal on that? [ cheers and applause ] very nice to meet you, jacob. jacob tremblay! " room" is in theaters now. and we'll be right back with leon bridges. [ cheers and applause ]
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jacob tremblay, and apologize to matt damon. we ran out of time. "nightline" is next. but first, his album is called " coming home," here with the song " twistin' and groovin'," leon bridges. [ cheers and applause ] i got a call from my baby said she fed up with me said she's found another lover in another city said she's doing fine in new orleans now she got me pacing wondering where'd i go wrong got me going in circles like
the west train to louisiana in the morning sweet little girl from the ninth ward of new orleans the way she dancing you could see her from tennessee up under that red dress are legs long as the bayou trees she got a golden smile i know she's the one for me in the room she's a twistin and groovin shakin and a movin she don't know what she doin to me i
baby would you be my queen here we go got a golden smile i know she's the one for me in that room let me tell you something else about her her name was earthi was her name i could never forget just like the way she dipped on the bronze-tiled floor honey was movin with ease each had my eyes at her glow no shiny jewelry still the room that girl is twistin and a groovin shakin and a movin she don't know what she doin to me i love the way that you dance and honey i've got a question baby would you be my queen