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who told you you're losing support? you're my best friend." [ laughter ] i don't know. hopefully you heard this, because i don't want to be the person to break this awful news to everybody here, but kermit the frog and miss piggy announced today that they're ending their relationship of merely 30 years. [ audience boos ] yeah. i guess in the end, miss piggy just had a fear of kermmitment. [ laughter and applause ] and that is tonight's joke you can tell your kids when they wake up in the morning. so we'll know, we'll just print that there. police in new york -- this is thrilling news for new yorkers. police in new york helped deliver a baby this morning on a subway platform. they helped deliver a baby on a subway platform. the mother and the baby are
doing fine. and this is incredible. they made $14 in tips. [ laughter and applause ] so that's just like -- [ applause ] this is a wonderful start. put that straight into a savings bond. this is very sporting news. in some sporting news, the international olympic committee -- the international olympic committee recognized ultimate frisbee as a sport over the weekend. dad! it's a sport, dad. sorry, i can't play football like the tough guys, dad! i'm off to play frisbee now! where's my bandana, dad? [ cheers ] i have bad news. [ laughter ]
as a rule, if you're from a place i mentioned, it's never good news. that's how monologues work. a giant sinkhole opened up in the center of a brooklyn intersection this morning. a giant sinkhole. of course, it's brooklyn. so they're calling it an "artisinal earth bowl." [ laughter and applause ] you have to see the artisinal earth bowl. you guys, kellogg's announced today that it plans to stop using artificial ingredients in its cereal and snacks. no more artificial ingredients. they're also changing tony the tiger's catch phrase to, "they're fine!" [ laughter ] and finally tonight -- and finally tonight, sorry. wally, where's the last joke? okay, i'm sorry everyone. never happens, but it looks like we're are just one joke short
for the monologue. but do not worry. we are prepared for this situation. if you just give me one second, i'm going to go get the emergency joke. >> perform hand scan. hand print verified. eye print verified. perform breath analysis. breath verified. please say or enter your personalized access code. >> seth: these colors don't run. >> i'm sorry, that is incorrect. please say or enter your personalized access code. >> seth: [ southern accent ] these colors don't run. >> i'm sorry, that is incorrect.
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>> okay, i'm going to need to give you a temporary access code. >> seth: okay. >> ready? >> seth: yeah. >> seth: f-a-r-t-s-8-2. >> seth: farts 82? can i have something a little less embarrassing? >> sure, f-a-r-t-s-6-9. >> seth: farts 69? >> look, all you have to do is say it into the computer, sir. you can change it later. >> seth: okay, fine. can i at least get farts 82, then? >> nope, that one's taken now. thanks for using "big safe." >> this call was recorded and at your request, it has been sent to an asian agent. >> seth: no, i didn't request that. >> please say or enter your temporary access code. >> seth: f-a-r-t-s-6-9. >> farts 69? that's what you're going with? >> seth: hey, it was given to me by one of your customer service representatives. i tried to change it, but she said i couldn't. and when i tried to get farts 82 back she says that was gone. for this safe. this is very stressful for me. i am just trying to finish a monologue, okay? all in all, it's just been a
very difficult day for me. >> i'm sorry, did i ask for your life story? >> seth: farts 69. >> access code accepted. >> seth: thank you. [ cheers and applause ] >> seth: and finally, it was so hot in sochi this past weekend, they created a new olympic sport, "downhill water-skiing." [ laughter ] ladies and gentlemen, this is the 8g band! >> seth: all right, how we doing,
8g band? everybody, give it up, back tonight on the drums, brad wilk. thank you so much for being with us, tonight. [ cheers and applause ] lovely to have you. also, i want to give it up to our incredible cameraman who filmed me live backstage. i mean, it almost looks like it was filmed beforehand. those guys are just back there, running with me to the safe, doing all that stuff. best crew in the world. you guys, we have a great show for you tonight. from the new nbc sitcom, "mr. robinson," a very funny man, craig robinson is with us tonight. [ cheers and applause ] he stars on the "the jim gaffigan show," which airs on tv land and netflix new, "wet hot american summer," michael ian black joins us. [ cheers and applause ] the great michael ian black.
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[ cheers and applause ] >> seth: welcome back, everybody. you know, here at "late night" we have a team of loyal researchers, statisticians and pollsters, all of whom work very hard to bring you a little segment we like to call, "this week in numbers." [ cheers and applause ] >> seth: let's get started. 103, the age wal-mart's oldest employee turned recently. 20, the number of years he has left at wal-mart until he has enough to retire. 33, the percent of the country's energy hillary clinton wants to come from renewable resources. that could be powered by whatever's fueling hillary's eternal run for president. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ]
70, the miles per hour a foam ball can be shot out of the new nerf gun. one, the number of good eyes [ laughter ] timmy's good. three, the sets of silverware included in your chinese food delivery. three, the number of inches you open the door so the delivery the only one there. [ laughter ] quiet down you guys, the food's here. 20,000, the amount in dollars of a scholarship won by a teen couple for making their prom outfits completely out of duct tape. 40,000, the amount in minutes it took them to get to second base on prom night. [ laughter ] turn around, turn around. 5:48 a.m., the time sunrise was today. 5:49 a.m., the time your dog woke you up to take him for a walk today. [ laughter ]
5:55 a.m., the time you realized you don't have a dog, and you were so just tired you thought you had a dog, but it was really your son and you made him poop [ laughter ] one, surprised look from your neighbor, doris. none of us are perfect, doris! [ laughter ] 2,000, the number of dollars i'll give the guy in the fourth row if he rubs the guy in the third row's bald head. >> hey, no fair. >> seth: all right, fine. 1,000, the number of dollars i'll give you if you just shut up and go with it. >> okay. [ cheers and applause ] >> i actually kind of liked it. i think i kind of love it. >> seth: all right, that's more than enough from you two. oh, i almost forgot, it's time for the twitter question of the week. folks, it's summer, and that means people are headed to the beach. the twitter question of the week is, do you have a favorite grain of sand?
if you do, tweet a picture of your favorite grain of sand to @latenightseth and @bararckobama. if you don't have a favorite have a favorite grain of sand" to @libertymutualinsurance. and now let's get back to those numbers. 28.3495, the number of grams in an ounce. pound. three, the number of pounds in a brick. trunk. 2,400, the number of miles to mexico. four, days 'til we're rich, man. i totally trust juan, there's no way he'll double cross us. has. no. es. bueno. cincuenta, the years i'll spent in a mexican prison. [ laughter ] no es bueno, jaun! [ cheers and applause ] and finally, 51, the percent of republican voters who think it's too soon to say which candidate they will ultimately support.
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his new sitcom, "mr. robinson," premieres with back-to-back episodes tomorrow night at 9:00 and 9:30 right here on nbc. let's take a look. >> she fine, right? >> you didn't check into the office this morning, mr. robinson. >> i was going to, but then the bell rang, and then i just didn't. >> do you think you're funny? think life's a big joke, sliding around with your coco crisp hair and your regal nubian glow. [ laughter ] i met a thousand craig robinsons. >> are you on blackcupid.com? >> seth: please welcome craig robinson! [ cheers and applause ] >> seth: how are you? >> grand. fabulous. >> seth: so nice to see you as always. >> likewise. >> seth: you're coming off a
very -- now was this this past weekend you performed at the hollywood bowl? >> yes, yes. >> seth: so, this is very exciting. you were in a production of "spamalot," the great musical "spamalot," and you played -- >> monty python. >> seth: monty python. and you played king arthur. and there you are. [ cheers and applause ] very exciting. >> warwick davis. >> seth: yeah, that's warwick davis, and there you are, that's right. well, you're with eric idle here. >> eric idle, john du pre, who wrote the music with eric. and then rick holmes over there. >> seth: that's right. was it exciting? did you like it? >> yeah, it was titillating. it was one of the greatest experiences of my life. it was very intense. we started working on it two weeks ago. two mondays ago. yeah. it was like one of the great things that ever happened. >> seth: did you ever see yourself playing king arthur in any way, shape or form? >> never thought about it. >> seth: yeah. >> i've always thought of myself as a king of some sort, but i never thought about it. [ light laughter ] >> seth: you'd be that king. >> yeah. >> seth: now after this taste of it, would you ever want to do a broadway show? >> never. >> seth: no. >> no. [ laughter ]
doing it. that one just to see where it could go. >> seth: sure. >> 'cause after -- by the third performance, it started to get really loose and you know. >> seth: then you're done. >> exactly, yeah. >> seth: you were in germany. you did a movie in germany. >> yes. >> seth: now, when you're in germany, are you -- do people recognize you? do germans recognize craig robinson? i actually did a movie in germany a few years back. [ speaking foreign language ] that's a big -- yeah, big german what was it called again? [ laughter ] >> [ speaking foreign language ] >> seth: and what is the english translation of that? >> that means -- i'm lying. i didn't do a movie in germany. [ laughter ] but that's actually dialogue from the movie that i did do in germany. >> seth: did you have to learn -- did you have to learn the lines? [ speaking foreign language ] >> seth: oh, wow! [ speaking foreign language ] >> seth: that's really good. >> that means "i was married, my wife is dead. [ laughter ] but my fingers are too fat to get the ring off." [ laughter ]
>> seth: oh, wow. [ cheers and applause ] i feel like -- i feel like that's -- you don't learn that on rosetta stone. right there. you only learn that here. yeah, that's very helpful for german students. what do they recognize you most for over there? is it "the office" more than anything else? >> yeah, "the office" is probably what people recognize me for the most. and then a lot of people yell out, "hot tub!" >> seth: oh, right. >> and i think "this is the end." [ cheers and applause ] >> seth: also, germans yell out "this is the end" all the time. so, that might not have had anything to do with it. [ laughter ] you created a character in your time. you created perry. i'm very excited about this. >> perry, yes. >> seth: i want you to tell us the back story. so these are photos you started posting on twitter. and here's perry. perry's a very thoughtful guy. how would you describe -- [ laughter ] >> perry, you know, these are perry's profile pics and perry just -- he just creates profile pics. [ laughter ] >> seth: okay. and like, for dating websites?
>> for a dating website. >> seth: okay, gotcha. >> and then i solicit them to -- >> seth: to get feedback. they can give me -- >> seth: right, so here you wrote, "so, on my dating profile, i'm gonna be perry. here's latest profile pic, let me know." i think that's a pretty good one. [ cheers ] >> yeah, that's him, like, riding on a train. just, you know. and he's just always kind of -- >> seth: i call this one "fresh out of the shower." >> "fresh out the shower." [ cheers ] >> seth: did you get good feedback oresh out the shower?" >> oh, yeah. they liked "fresh out the shower." >> seth: this is my favorite. and i feel like -- you know what i like about this? that -- i don't know, i just think this is a really good one. what do you call this one? >> oh, that's just -- you know, what did i call that one? oh, "looking up at the clouds." >> seth: oh, yeah. [ laughter ] that. so this is -- so your show is 'cause in the show, you play a music teacher, who's also in a funk band at night. this really happened.
you were -- you performed on def comedy jam, and then went back to school the next day. >> yeah, yeah. it was a -- i mean, i did a clean set on def comedy jam. >> seth: gotcha. >> so, but the kids were like -- 'cause they didn't really know. >> seth: so had they seen it? >> some of them have seen it. some of the teachers had seen it. but then i think i ended up dating one of the teachers. [ light laughter ] but this was -- it's loosely based, meaning i'm from chicago, so it's set in chicago. i was a music teacher, and here on the show i'm a music teacher. in the show with me. >> seth: gotcha. >> --playing behind me. and then meagan good plays my love interest. so, you know, i've got a crush on her in real life like everybody else. >> seth: that's good, that's good. [ light laughter ] >> and it just starts off with me following meagan good, 'cause i substitute teach at first. so, i follow her to the school until i get close to her. and it is not as stalker-ish as it sounds, it's quite sweet. [ laughter ]
but then i go there and then i get hired by the principal who loves, i mean the superintendent who loves me. delicious. he happens to be a fan. >> seth: oh, good. now your brother in real life is in the band. >> seth: and your brother in real life auditioned to play your brother on the show. >> he auditioned to play my brother. >> yeah, he wasn't believable as [ laughter ] >> seth: he was not believable as your brother. is that something you now, is that something you sensed your whole life? just lack of believability? >> i knew something was weird. that really kind of -- no, i'm glad to have him there in some capacity. and he's doing some music with the show too. >> seth: great. well, now the show premiers tomorrow night. but you mention the nasty delicious. will you give us a little taste of some of the music we can expect to hear this evening? >> yeah. absolutely. absolutely. you know, we do shows around the -- i mean songs around the episodes and stuff. and writers write the lyrics and then i'll come with the melody and then we'll natsy delicious-ize it. >> seth: okay, so what song are you gonna do for us tonight? >> this song is called "chocolate muffins." >> seth: "chocolate muffins," that's great.
[ cheers and applause ] can't wait. [ cheers ] >> alright, this one is called "chocolate muffins" and it is not, i repeat, it is not a double entendre. [ laughter ] not if you're thinkin' sexually. if you would show me your chocolate muffin i could add my sprinkles and icing i would be your baker baby i would love you so long and so nicely i will mix your batter with my big wooden spoon [ cheers ] make you forget the other baker he will be home soon oh chocolate muffins it's time to bake huh when i say preheat you say oven preheat oven preheat oven >> damn, girl, it's getting hot in here from all this
preheating. i'm a really good baker >> now i don't know about y'all, but i'm getting aroused. and hungry. time for my favorite part. time for my favorite part. it's time for the icing baby >> don't lick the bowl, baby. it tickles but it makes me feel weird. i said i said chocolate muffins i think i think i think i i think i i think i love you i think i love you [ cheers and applause ] >> seth: very nicely done! craig robinson, everybody. check out the premiere of "mr. robinson" tomorrow night at 9:00 and again at 9:30 right here on nbc. we'll be right back with michael ian black.
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[ cheers and applause ] >> seth: welcome back, everybody. our next guest is an actor, comedian and best-selling author. you can see him in the highly anticipated prequel series, "wet of camp," available now on netflix. and he also stars in the critically acclaimed "jim gaffigan show," airing wednesday nights on tv-land. let's take a look. >> your relationship with your dad is never gonna get better if you always bring jim along. daniel thinks his father finds you more interesting than him. >> why wouldn't he? >> jim just said that he's more interesting than you. how do you feel about that? >> he might be. >> aha! i knew it! daniel, it's obvious that you're using jim. >> you're using me? i should have known. you think you can just get me a delicious, flakey, still warm cronut and that i'll forget all the abuse you levied at me. and i'll just go out to dinner with you. is that what you think? >> well, why wouldn't you?
>> why wouldn't i? why wouldn't i? [ laughter ] >> seth: please welcome hmichael ian black. [ cheers and applause ] >> seth: hello. how care you, my haiend? >> i'm well. how are you? >> seth: it's very good to see you. >> thank you. >> seth: i'm very good. you on this "jim gaffigan show", you've known jim for 20 years. is that correct? >> yeah. i've known him for a long, long time. >> i've known him since there was less jim gaffigan to know. >> seth: oh, so there's been more, he's added on. >> oh, yeah. we all have in the last >> no, mostly him. [ laughter ] >> seth: you guys have an show, and then based on what you just said i'm assuming that well? [ laughter ] >> seth: is it fun to work with somebo >> you've known that long? ouh, it's the best. i mean, you know, you spend 12 years working with friends. >> there's nothing more fun than wit with people you enjoy
>> seth: jim was on the show. he h five kidsathe sort of talked about them when he was here. you have two kids, and you've not -- there are certain things >> well, yeah. [ light laughter ] so, like you said, i've got these two kids, they're whatever -- [ laughter ] and two years ago my son wanted to go to the amusement park when he was like 7, 8 years-old. to you the amuse nt park. 'cause i like amusement parks." but he wanted to go on the big rides, which he'd never en on. take you to the tilt-a-whirl. we get on the tilt-a-whirl -- have you been on the tilt-a-whirl anytime in the last 20 years? >> seth: no. >> okay, so, when you get on the tilt-a-whi l -- you guys know, it's on a little bit of an angle. and so, when you put the safety bar down, it kind of goes like this a little bit. and when that happened, i had a realization. and the realization was this. i've made a mistake. >> seth: okay. [ laughter ] >> because i was already feeling nauseous and the rkiide had not yet begun. then the ride starts and i think oh, i'm going to die.
[ light laughter ] it's the worst thing that ever happened to me. i couldn't like do it. i couldn't like move. 'cause if i moved, i was going to die. all i could do was like hold on to the safety bar, and pretend the 1800s, and if i moved, it woul ruin the exposure. [ laugwterd] >> seth: oh, wow. so, you created a real back story to how you were gonna survive this ride. >> oh, god, yeah. i'm just like this. [ laughter ] seth, the ride lasted for 45 tminutes. and when it is over, i'm like, i wanna make sure my son's okay, so i'm like, "are you okay?" and he goes, "can we go on it again?" and i said, "[ bleep ] you." >> seth: right. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] >> i didn't say that. >> seth: you didn't? >> i didn't. but i was thinking it. then we go out to go back around to go back on the tilt-a-whirl. and as we're doing that, like, i feel like all the blood start rushing out of my head. and i have to like, lower myself
to the ground. and as i'm doing that, words are just coming out of my mouth. so i'm just going like this. "hey, buddy. hey buddy, dad's gonna take a knee. dad's gonna take a knee, buddy." [ laug i'er ] and i'm callin him buddy. no so much to reassure him, but because in that moment, i do not ow h name. [ laughter and applause ] and then he's like, "come on, come on i want to go on the tilt-a-whirl." and i'm like, "yeah, yeah, yeah." it an'si start to stand up. and i can't. now sitting is no longer an option. i need to like lay down on the ground in like, old snow cone drippings and like the dried up vomit of other middle aged men who did not know their limits. and i'm laying there for awhile, then i see my son's like inquisitive little face kind of
peer over and look at me, and he goes, "dad, i just lost a lot of respect for you." [ laughter ] and then he walked away, and i never saw him again. >> seth: oh, my god. that was it. >> that was it. [ applause ] >> seth: well, it would have been hard.ou yeah. >> seth: once somebody loses that kind of respect, it was better off for you. >> you know what we made a clean break. was better. >> seth: yeah, absolutel yes. i want to talk to you, we're talking about working with people for a really long time, i'm so excited. netflix "first day of camp" -- i shou esld say "wet hot summer: first day of camp" on netflix. i watched the first half of it. it's so fantastic. this -- for those who didn't see thite movie,eenithe movie, you were a 20 something pl ine a 15-year-old. >> yay, that's correct. >> seth: now you are older, 15 years later, and now you are still playing a 16-year-old in this. >> yes, although i am now actually three months younger. >> seth: yes, because it's a prequel. >> that's right. >> seth: it takes place now the first day. so, here you are currently. that's you as a 15-year-old. you've kept it together very well. >> yeah, i mean, don't get me -- i'm gorgeous. >> seth: yeah, you are. [ laughter ]
>> some of the other guys have not aged as well. parsul rudd, bradley cooper. [ laughter ] >> seth: reall bad, yea a >> but this is an attractive man here. >> seth: yeah, that's a really attractive man who has not aged one day. [ cheers and applause ] now are you -- was it exciting for you to go back to this character like 15 years later? >> well, no, i didn't care about the character at all. what's weird about my character, everybody else in the show has lixke stuff that they're doing. like, my -- the entire reason for me to be there is to have sex with bradley cooper and nothing else. >> seth: yes. >> and in the movie we do. >> seth: and this is the movie from 15 years ago. you were like an earlier adopter of bradley cooper being a hot dude. >> the earliest. >> seth: way before he was famous. od, i brokefuim in. >> seth: yes. [ laughter ] first on the scene. you were an angel investor in bradley cooper. >> "american sniper" doesn't happen without me. >> seth: right? [ laughter ] clint eastwood watched your sex scene and said, "him." >> he definitely didn't say,
"him." it was great. you know, it's the same thing, it's just like working with friends. it's just super fun. >> i remember when i first met poehler was right around when you finished, it was the year after you did this. and she would always talk about how fun it was, because you guys shot in an actual summer camp, and you were a bunch of friends your 20e shooting a movie at summer camp. how different was it as the same friends now in their 40s? >> well, i would say, there was a lot less alcoholism than there was then. >> seth: that's good. >> yeah, i mean, what you do in your 20s is different than what you do when you're in your 40s. >> seth: yeah. >> i mean, i wouldn't know, 'cause i'm still only 26. but i've heard from those guys that they've slowed down a little bit. >> seth: see, but i worry -- 'cause that would be a thing that i, sometimes when you see the people you knew from your 20s you try to go back to your 20s behavior, and you find out that your body no longer wants to do that. basically it's called the tilt-a-whirl phenomenon. >> the tilt-a-whirl effect. yeah. that's exactly right. and i mean, you know, it was
just different. it was as fun if not more fun, but also more professional. and you know, the craziest thing we did was maybe go out for dinner. >> seth: that's nice. >> and that was nuts. no, but dude, i had an appetizer. >> seth: okay, that's crazy. you're not having a lot of appetizers if you're keeping this figure. i mean that's rare for you. you are one of my favorite people on twitter. i imagine on twitter you can see back from your projects that people seem to enjoy "wet hot." >> yeah. i mean, surprising when the movie came out originally -- who's seen the movie here? [ cheers ] a lot. but when it came out, it was a disaster. totally bombed. nobody liked it, the critics hated it, nobody saw it. and now like over the years, like 15 years later, a lot of people know it and like it, so they were primed for the tv series. so, when it came out, the reaction has been super positive. and i'm not used to good feedback. [ light laughter ] that's a very unsettling feeling for me. i don't know if i like it. >> seth: well, it's well deserved. congratulations. >> thank you. >> seth: i'm so happy you guys did it. i'm so happy you're here.
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[ cheers and applause ] >> seth: welcome back to "late night" everybody. we are here with christina tosi, the award winning chef and owner of milk bar. [ cheers and applause ] and also the newest judge on fox's "master chef." thank you so much for being here. we are going to make some milkshakes, yes? >> we're going to make some milkshakes. >> seth: very exciting. >> yeah, you know, it's hot outside. >> seth: yes. >> it's the summertime. >> seth: yes. >> and when you run a bakery, you gotta make delicious cold milkshakes. >> seth: yeah, you gotta bring people in. >> to bring people in. you gotta do the business. but at milk bar, we have this funny way of taking the ordinary and just turning up the volume. >> seth: okay. >> that's what we're going to do with these milkshakes. >> seth: okay, great, i love it. >> so, i'm assuming you guys both know how to make milkshakes. >> seth: milk and stuff. >> michael: yeah. >> ice cream and milk. >> seth: there you go.
>> i'm going to demo one for you guys. >> seth: okay, gotcha. did some injury happen making a milkshake? i need to ask before we start. >> no, it happened with a very sharp knife. >> seth: okay, good. and we're not using those. >> big i figured blue was super inconspicuous, and that no one would know. [ laughter ] okay, so, milkshake essentials. ice cream. >> seth: okay. >> we don't make vanilla ice cream at milk bar, we make this ice cream called cereal milk. >> seth: okay, great >> and, it tastes like what's left in your bowl after you eat all the cereal out of it. >> seth: that's great, very good. >> so, that ice cream goes in. >> seth: okay. >> and then milk, right? milkshake, boom. this is so easy so far. blender. don't stick your finger in it. >> seth: i will not. >> turn it on. let it go around. turn it up. >> now, we like to add like fun flavors and textures to make our milkshake. [ laughter ] >> no, itois a bakery. >> seth: okay, gotcha. >> shrimp, though. for the cereal milk milkshake, we like to add these caramelized
bits of corn flakes, that we call "corn flake crunch." >> seth: all right. >> into the milkshake to make what we call a crunchy cereal shake. >> seth: all right. >> easy, right? so same thing. that goes on. you give it a go. you take the lid off, and boom. you got a shake. >> seth: well done. that was very easy. [ cheers ] >> and then we bring these really big straws into the store so that you can get that texture that allure to it. >> seth: do you mind? >> go for it. >> seth: got you. at's very good. here mike, i'll give you a separate straw. >> michael: now, i'm lactose intolerant, this shouldn't bother me. [ laughter ] >> no sugar added. >> seth: it's very good. all right, so now we're going to >> so you guys are going to make >> seth: you've made it very easy for us. >> i brought you each -- i tried to sort of like read your >> seth: okay, thank you. cereal milk. we're going to make a chocolate malt cake shake. based off of our chocolate malt layer cake. >> seth: all right.
"master chef." so cereal milk, ice cream, milk. you're gonna add three of these little nuggets of what we call cake truffles. cake. one, two, three, boom. >> seth: okay. >> and then you're gonna blend >> seth: great. >> michael: you didn't say boom. [ laughter ] i think. >> seth: boom. you're gonna blend those up. and then what we also brought to turn up the volume with your chocolate malt milkshake is vodka and kahlua. >> seth: oh look at that. [ cheers ] thank you, thank you. >> we call these fancy shakes. when we add booze to our shakes, we call them fancy shakes. >> seth: thank you. that's what my grandmother used to call her breakfast. [ laughter ] >> a fancy shake. >> i had a fancy orange juice. >> and then for michael, you have cereal soft serve, you have regular milk, you're making our >> michael: okay. >> so it's a play on birthday layer cakes. you're gonna add three birthday truffles. i'll be your sous-chef. handled.
>> michael: boom! >> boom, boom, boom. you're gonna blend that up, and then we're gonna add some rainbow sprinkles at the end for a little extra color. >> michael: okay fun. wait, how do i turn this on? [ laughter ] >> seth: you're no better than me. >> i'm gonna go in for the third one. i'm going to stand over here, i'm a little scared of your friend. >> seth: this is the best shake i've ever had. although i'm willing to admit that i was so excited about the alcohol, i could have blended it longer. >> it's little chewy? with extra cake bits. >> michael: i noticed you didn't put any booze in mine. >> you seemed a little -- >> michael: i took the liberty you weren't looking. [ laughter ] sane. the best way to bond for sure is over a milkshake, i think. we have espresso milkshakes, we have our chocolate chip passion fruit milkshakes.
all based on soft serve flavors. >> seth: and, of course, you're gonna buy all these baked goods as well. so people can buy these and take them home and make their shakes. >> you can make your own shakes, we will make our shakes for you at the store. we have cookies, we can blend those into shakes. >> seth: all right. well, hey guys, here's to being shake buddies. >> michael: yeah. >> seth: here we go. >> michael: i think this means we're dating now. [ laughter ] >> it's official. >> seth: christina tosi, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] "master chef" airs wednesday nights on fox. the cookbook "milk bar life" is available today on milkbarstore.com. we'll be right back. [ cheers and applause ]
in los angeles. great spot to be in. tonight the music is borns from >> carson: well hello there everybody. i'm carson daly you are watching "last call" from amp radio right here in los angeles. holy wave from the troubadour. mike attie and meghan o'hara are here to talk about their new film "in country." but first, what can i say, the that's right, the one and only henry winkler stopping by to the hilarious series "children's hospital." and by the way, the fonz, one of the nicest guys hands down. take a look. a dream. here it is, i get a call to be in the music video of mgmt. you have to say yes. you gotta. you gotta. you're saying to all current bands that you can be -- well not all current bands.
i love you. vampire weekend, i know ezra. can say that if mumford and son is vid ok television sh i talk a lot about my dyslexia. 11th grade, had a music teacher, mr. rock. every other teacher said, you will probably never graduate, ever. from anywhere, at anytime. they were very supportive. mr. rock said, if you get out of high school, you're gonna be okay. and i held on to that sentence like leo dicaprio held onto wood when the boat was going down. you know, i'm not kidding. my partner and i write children's books about my learning challenges. i didn't read a book until i was about 31. so it never dawned on me that i would write a book. we have written 29 novels together. we've now sold over 4 million books.