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this is that new york city energy. right here tonight. welcome. welcome to "the tonight show," everybody. you're here. [ cheers and applause ] you made it. this is it. thank you so much for being here. here's what everybody's talking about. of course, it's halloween tomorrow, you guys. that's right. [ cheers and applause ] happy halloween. i'm sure most of you have some good costumes planned. did you see the hosts of the today show this morning? i love those guys. my favorite -- they dress up as peanuts characters. and i have to say, they were actually the scariest costumes i've ever seen. here's al roker as charlie brown. [ laughter ] >> steve: oh. >> jimmy: when he saw that charlie brown somehow became even more depressed. like this is less like charlie brown and more like black shrek. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] here's matt lauer as lucy. [ laughter ]
i think lucy's peanuts just dropped. wanna kick the football, charlie brown? the most terrifying of all had to be carson daly as linus. take a look at this. [ laughter ] he looks like gollum after botched hair plug surgery. take a look. yeah, there you go. kudos to those guys. yeah. meanwhile, the department of energy posted had a list of environmental costume ideas such as solar panel, wind turbine, and secretary of energy, ernest moniz. can we see ernest moniz for a a second? [ laughter ] wait, who is he supposed to be? how do you dress up like someone who looks like he's dressed up as someone? he looks like -- ernest moniz looks like ben franklin dressed as the quaker oats guy. look at this. [ laughter ] [ applause ] you can't be that. that's a triple, triple
also, the department of energy also is developing a facility that can turn pumpkins into useful energy. that's right. it's called starbucks. let's get to some political news here. i saw that the "new york times" published an op-ed about chris christie's campaign entitled, chris christie, time to go home. incidentally, that's the same thing the people at golden corral say when they're closing. isn't that weird? [ laughter ] [ applause ] >> steve: that's weird. >> jimmy: chris christie, time to go home, buddy. no, no. we'll clean up. no, no, no worries. we got it. just leave. we're good. we don't want a tip. we don't want a tip. bernie sanders announced in a a speech yesterday that he supported taking marijuana off the list of illegal drugs. and there was a guy in the background, who didn't seem too interested in the speech but then came around when bernie made that statement. check this out. watch this. >> in my view, the time is long
federal prohibition on marijuana. [ cheers and applause ] >> steve: wait, what? >> jimmy: that's the new emoji for legalizing weed. [ cheers and applause ] hey, guys, don't forget, this sunday is the end of daylight savings time when we all get an extra hour of sleep. [ cheers and applause ] which means ben carson will be getting 25 hours of sleep. [ laughter ] [ applause ] i saw this story today, kind of a sweet story. a 73-year-old man turned in his collection of half a million pennies that he found on the street throughout his lifetime. amounting to over $5,000. yeah. when asked what he's going to do with the money, bernie sanders said, finance my campaign. [ laughter ] this is pretty cool trivia
here. for you trivia buffs. >> steve: triv buffs? >> jimmy: yeah. this week marks the 46th anniversary of the first ever internet connection made between research groups at ucla and stanford. yeah, truly the beginning of the internet revolution. we actually have the audio recording of the moment it happened with researcher charley kline in 1969. pretty incredible. take a listen to this. >> okay, i am now attempting to send a message across the internet to our colleagues at stanford research center. okay. the message is sent. and we'll wait for confirmation. and there it is. message confirmed as received from stanford. so the internet is officially live, everyone. this is a great moment. and we'll revolutionize the way humans communicate. okay, let's see if we can find some boobs on this thing. [ laughter ] >> steve: what? that was the first thing? >> jimmy: that's the first --
>> steve: normal human -- >> jimmy: unbelievable. >> steve: look for boobs? >> jimmy: i don't know, man. amazing little trivia -- piece of trivia for you. >> steve: for the triv buffs out there. >> jimmy: some more tech news. the guy that saw that apple tv -- the new apple tv has a a feature where -- >> yes! >> jimmy: you know what i'm talking about? [ laughter ] you know what i'm talking about? do you have it? >> not yet. >> jimmy: not yet, no. well, anyways, are you excited about it? all of us are as well. yeah. [ laughter ] we kind of held back our inner voice. we didn't say anything out loud. but thank you. [ laughter ] the new apple tv has a feature where if you ask siri what did that character say, the tv will rewind to 15 seconds earlier. yeah, they're calling the feature watching tv with my mom. [ laughter ] what did he say? why are they kissing? what else was she in? no, that's not it. oh, i don't like that.
finally, we're very excited about this in new york city. game three of the world series was tonight over at citi field. unfortunately, the mets were already down two games to none. so, we sent our writer arthur down to the street here in new york city and asked real mets fans what their team can do to turn things around. the only catch is they had to dance the entire time that they answered. we call it "questions and dancers." take a look. [ cheers and applause ] >> what do you think the mets need to do to win the world series? >> well, i think the mets need to get murphy on base. they need granderson to hit. >> pitching is key to winning this game. >> i honestly think that they should just hit the ball and start running. >> we need david wright to help us. we need murphy to keep hitting them home runs. >> they got to hit, hit, hit and pitch.
if you hit and pitch, all together, you will win all together. >> i think we gotta keep throwing the ball hard. 90 miles an hour. don't chip it out. they're like seventh in the lineup. you know? then we gotta stop making these errors. like a swan dance. you know what i'm saying? and we can win this three in a a row. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: we have a great show. give it up for the roots! >> jimmy: thank you so much for watching. thank you, everybody. come back again next week. we have bryan cranston, bill o'reilly, aziz ansari, martin short, christoph waltz will all be there. plus there will be performances from andrea bocelli, alanis morissette, harry connick jr. and meghan
week. first, we have great show tonight. we love this guy. he's so funny. one of the funnie8i"ue*t*hr ever met. so talented. this is one of my idols. i love this guy. one of the best guys. so amazing at impressions and just being funny. dana carvey is here, you guys. >> steve: he's the best. >> jimmy: i can't wait to talk to him. well, dana and i are gonna play -- have some fun playing wheel of impressions. so, you don't want to miss that. plus, she's got a new album out, and man, it's fantastic. the reviews are great. the songs are great. it's my bff, demi lovato. [ cheers and applause ] >> steve: confident. >> jimmy: yeah, that's the name of the jam, confident. it's fantastic. guys, today is friday. usually when i catch up on personal stuff, check my inbox, return some e-mails. i send out thank you notes. and i was just wondering -- i think because of halloween, i
know, what i'm gonna dress as and all that stuff and candies that are peanut free that i can give out to the kids and stuff that i just forgot to write my thank you notes out this. i was wondering if i can do it right now really quick. do you guys mind? [ cheers and applause ] you guys are the best. >> steve: glad we have time. >> jimmy: you guys are the best. jan, can i get the thank you note writing music? thank you. charlie brown. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: i thought we weren't dressing up. there you go. he dressed up. you look cute. >> steve: peanuts come to life. >> jimmy: yeah. thank you, people who give out raisins on halloween, for basically saying now you give us eggs. there you go. a deal. we have a deal. >> steve: oh, raisins.
here you go, have more raisins. >> jimmy: and pennies. >> steve: and a shiny nickel. >> jimmy: and a half eaten candy corn. >> steve: half eaten candy corn? >> jimmy: i was hungry waiting for all these trick-or-treaters. i had to eat something. all i had was raisins. pennies? >> steve: raisins, pennies and quarters. >> jimmy: i swallowed the worthers whole. thank you, daylight savings time, or as you're also known, my microwave clock is correct again time. [ cheers and applause ] i'm not going to -- we don't have to change all the clocks. >> steve: change them all. >> jimmy: thank you, halloween, for being the one day a year we can be anything we want in the world. even though most of us just choose slut. [ laughter ]
anything you want. >> steve: anything. anything. a version of anything. >> jimmy: thank you, the mets, for returning home to new york for game three tonight. [ cheers and applause ] and thank you, billy joel, for singing the national anthem to welcome them back-ack-ack-ack-ack. [ cheers and applause ] >> steve: you gotta know by now. >> jimmy: thank you, daniel craig, for saying that you no longer want to be james bond. and opening up the job for someone new. >> jimmy: thank you. >> steve: come on. >> jimmy: he doesn't come to
>> steve: yeah, yeah, union stuff. >> jimmy: it's in his contract. >> steve: he just can't. why bother? it's halloween. >> jimmy: shot like clearly four times. >> steve: now. >> jimmy: too early. that was early. >> jimmy: thank you, double bubble, for being gum that you only see at halloween and in 1956. [ applause ] where do you get those? thank you, adults who ask kids, and what are you supposed to be, for being the most polite way of saying, your costume sucks. [ laughter ] there you have it. those are my thank you notes. [ cheers and applause ] we'll be right back with
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>> jimmy: dana carvey! >> there's absolutely no place to go but down in the dumper. >> jimmy: no, this is it. too good! >> this is it! dana carvey is here. that's very nice. that's very nice. how are you? >> jimmy: everything's great, dana. >> great. >> jimmy: great to see you. >> why are we doing regis? i don't know why. >> you have to -- when you're in new york, you talk like regis philbin. >> you're crazy! you got it. i tried to get a cab. the guy goes right by me. i've been off the show 18 months, what happened? [ laughter ] and then there's always the wind up. anyway, it's a terrific city. >> jimmy: oh, yeah, it's a a great city. >> it's terrific. who are you? [ laughter ] what are you? the invisible man above the couch. >> jimmy: hey regis -- >> whoa. i'm kathy who, who are you? anyway. yeah. >> jimmy: dana, i haven't seen you since -- >> i know. >> jimmy: the "snl" 40th anniversary. >> yeah, the craziest night ever. >> jimmy: but you were, i gotta to say, you and mike myers did "wayne's world" and brought the house down. it was unbelievable, and you crushed and you killed. it was the best. [ cheers and applause ] >> i didn't' know if it was that good. >> jimmy: yeah, it was that good. >> no, that was a wild night.
we left the party at 4:00, and people said, you left at 4:00, you missed prince! [ laughter ] like we were the old people leaving at 4:15. i've been here 37 hours. no, we did do "wayne's world," and we were on the very last, because you know, very, very like 11:20, was a four-hour show, basically. >> jimmy: yeah. >> and i said to mike, we're going on last. i said, we should either be really mad or really flattered. mike looked at me and said, "party on, garth." [ laughter ] >> jimmy: yeah. that's right. that's correct. >> we got our game face on. >> jimmy: that's right, you had your game -- >> so, we had kanye as part of the sketch, kanye west. and he was going to come out of the audience. we were going to go sit, kanye, sit. and he was gonna, eight minutes before we go on, higgins says, we don't know if he's doing the sketch, we don't know where he is. oh, terrific. that's fantastic. [ laughter ] so what. >> jimmy: we're going on live, yeah. >> i mean, the audience is like a wax museum. you've got, you know, diane sawyer, and jack nicholson, you, tom hanks, bradley cooper, dicaprio, you. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: thank you, yeah. >> it was terrifying. so we went out there. and you know, we were doing okay for a while. and then we had a malfunction with the cards, because we were doing a top ten thing.
and i pulled everything out. so in the middle of it, we were just nowhere. no setup, no joke. i looked at mike and he looked at me. the whole studio went quiet. and basically, mike covered as a pro. he goes, "for those of you, i would like to remind you that we are broadcasting live at this time," you know. [ laughter ] and i swear i heard jack nicholson from the audience go, "must be some kind of malfunction." [ laughter ] >> jimmy: there's microphones everywhere. >> mics everywhere, and i have really good hearing. anyway, so we did it. >> jimmy: pulled it out. man, oh, man. >> we did it. >> jimmy: that was just perfect, it was killer. >> by the way, is it me, or is -- not because i do this person, but does ben carson sound a little bit like garth, or is it that own imagination? if you think about it, it's kind of like, i don't know if we should have a muslim for president. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: he does. like -- he does kinda of say it with mouth. are you having fun with all these -- the debates? >> oh, i love it.
i love it, i mean -- >> jimmy: you were the best, i mean ross perot, you did george bush. >> well you do a -- [ ross perot impression ] [ laughter ] another billionaire with all the answers. [ ross perot impression ] it's too great. trump is too awesome, he's too fun. your trump is great. i just think that he should have been out of this thing like weeks ago. i thought when he said -- [ as trump ] you know, john mccain is a hero because he was captured. i like people that aren't captured, okay. [ laughter ] i thought -- [ cheers and applause ] i thought, because that's one of his moves. >> jimmy: yeah, it is one of his -- >> that's just one of his moves. [ as trump ] you know, megyn kelly, you know, she was bleeding out of her eyes, i don't know where else, i mean, you know. [ laughter ] i thought he's out of the race. >> jimmy: he's out, he's out. >> no, it doubles, it triples! he's like a rocket! it was huge, huge. [ laughter ] i mean, i'm not saying i want donald trump to be president. >> jimmy: yeah. >> but i never want to live in a world where donald trump isn't running for president. >> jimmy: yeah. [ laughter ]
>> my quality of life has gone way up. [ applause ] >> jimmy: it's the best thing that ever happened to us. >> google news, what did he do, what did he say? >> jimmy: be honest, please. >> no matter what your politics are, everyone in this room would pay money to see donald trump in a room with putin. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: absolutely. i would. >> because putin has to get his ass kicked. he has to. enough of the loincloth on the tiger. [ imitating russian ] [ laughter ] i mean, he's just too cocky. >> jimmy: he's just grabs his -- >> he did. >> jimmy: he did not do that. >> i don't know. i just did that. >> jimmy: yeah. >> he's too cocky. >> jimmy: but how would they get along as donald trump and vladimir putin? how would they, you know? >> well first of all, because he's so cocky, he's like -- [ imitating russian ] i enjoy taking over crimea, i had a lot of fun. [ laughter ] [ imitating russian ] you call it ukraine. i call it my-kraine. [ laughter ] now -- [ cheers and applause ]
thank you. >> jimmy: that's a good one. >> but, he's so cocky, but put him in a room with trump. it would be like -- [ as trump ] you know, quite frankly, i looked at your nukes. your nukes are loser nukes. they're tiny nukes. [ laughter ] quite frankly, your nukes are clown nukes. i can tell you that, i can promise you that. our nukes are fabulous, our nukes are huge. [ laughter ] our nukes -- our nukes, we will launch our nukes, believe me. i will press the button so fast, we will launch our nukes. and by the way, i don't mind a a little radiation. i don't mind radiation. [ laughter ] [ imitating russian ] i'm frightened of the man with the big orange head. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: yeah, yeah, yeah. [ applause ] >> that's all i got. [ cheers and applause ] but you know, i love your trump. the only thing i was trying to do was the high one up here. >> jimmy: i want to do that one too. >> you should definitely do the it's huge. because quite frankly, these [ laughter ] >> jimmy: but i mean, the two
leaders are donald trump in the gop, donald trump and ben carson. >> yeah. >> jimmy: are you surprised that they're the leaders? >> it just says something, it's fantastic. the soft spoken guy and then the loud guy. but, carson is what you want as a brain surgeon. you know. yeah. [ as ben carson ] it's going to be kind of dark and scary. [ laughter ] you don't want trump as your brain surgeon. [ as trump ] let me tell you something. we're going to pop your head off. it's going to be fabulous, i can promise you that. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: i'm going to pop your head off. >> he's got that, with this, he doesn't touch, but, let me tell you. he does that. just stop talking talking. >> jimmy: will you play a game with me when we come back? >> let's do it. >> jimmy: let's do it. >> let's light it up. >> jimmy: "wheel of impressions." [ cheers and applause ] dana carvey. he's the best. [ cheers and applause ] hanes underwear and socks with revolutionary x-temp technology are designed to respond to your body temperature to help keep you cool.
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[ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: welcome back. we're here with dana carvey. [ cheers and applause ] now, dana, everybody knows you're a great impressionist. so, i thought tonight we would put your skills to the test. it is time for "wheel of impressions." [ cheers and applause ] welcome to the wheel of impressions >> jimmy: now, how it works is i'll press this button here, which activates the impression generator. and it will land on one random celebrity that one of us can do an impression of and one random topic. >> okay. >> jimmy: so since it's uh, halloween, we're going to do halloween themes with different celebrities talking about things that are halloween themed. >> okay. >> jimmy: so here we go. you're up first. press the button. >> so i press this? >> jimmy: yeah. and it'll -- >> jimmy: and then it will come up on the screen. [ beeping ] president obama talking about trick-or-treaters. >> okay. >> jimmy: president obama talking about trick-or-treaters. you can talk to that camera. >> where do i, look at that camera?
>> jimmy: yeah, yeah. >> president obama. [ as obama ] the advice that i have for trick-or-treaters. [ laughter ] is take your time and be aware of spacially where you're at, and keep your eyes on the prize. [ laughter and applause ] if you ring a door bell when you're expecting a kit-kat bar -- [ laughter ] or a peanut butter cup, and you see you got raisins and you got popcorn wrapped in plastic, you got to run away. that's [ bleep ] up. [ laughter and applause ] >> jimmy: kit-kat bar. >> yep. that's the one. kit-kat bar is good. even better, you would like a a peanut butter cup. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: peanut butter cup. >> a peanut butter cup. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: kit-kat bar. [ beeping ] >> jimmy: moving on. mick jagger. singing about corn maze? singing or talking? >> uh, kind of both.
start out talking. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: all right. mick jagger, corn maze. [ as mick jagger ] look at me, where am i right now? [ light laughter ] i'm in a corn maze. i'm lost. i'm turning right now i'm going left, and i go right again. and then i turn, and now i'm back where i started. yeah, all right. corn mazes. [ cheers and applause ] >> look at me! could i do a quick one? >> jimmy: yeah, absolutely. >> keith richards giving candy out. >> jimmy: okay. ding-dong. [ as keith richards ] [ mumbling ] [ laughter ] and his wife goes, hey, honey, what happened? [ as keith richards ] they bloody left. [ laughter ] i scared them. you've seen his special on netflix. he's unbelievable. anyway, what do i do? you press or me press? >> jimmy: yeah, you press. go for it. [ beeping ] [ laughter ] >> oh no. >> jimmy: lorne michaels. >> our boss. our godfather. the fosterer of our careers, for better or worse, ladies and
gentlemen. >> jimmy: yeah, he's the greatest. >> he is the greatest. >> jimmy: lorne talking about -- >> halloween monsters. >> jimmy: okay. >> that's what i'm seeing. okay. [ as lorne michaels ] um, uh, for my, for my bet, the best halloween monster was the creature from the black lagoon. [ laughter ] uh, first of all, he's got a a lagoon. [ laughter ] and, um, you know, not everybody has a lagoon. um. >> jimmy: who has a lagoon? >> jack has one. paul. um, creature from the black lagoon. you know, he's at home on land where he can terrorize people or like just stay in his lagoon. [ laughter and applause ] >> jimmy: that's a good one. lagoon is the word. >> lagoon is a lorne word. >> jimmy: what's the word, yeah. >> i want a lagoon. okay. here we go. >> jimmy: not many people have a lagoon. [ beeping ] we got bernie sanders, king sized candy bar. [ light laughter ] i don't have a bernie sanders yet.
he sounds like regis, a little bit. [ as bernie sanders ] >> i just yell. [ as bernie sanders ] >> jimmy: the king sized candy bars are just too big. [ laughter ] we need to break them up. break them up and get them separated, and be like a a kit-kat bar. gimme a break, gimme a break, break me off a piece of that kit-kat bar. [ cheers and applause ] >> he's regis, yeah, but it was good. because there's regis in everybody. >> jimmy: there's regis in everyone. [ as regis ] >> there's regis in everybody. >> jimmy: there's regis in everybody. >> regis is in trump. regis is in trump. let me tell you right now, joy and i went out to dinner the other day. [ laughter ] regis is the core of every voice we've have ever done. >> jimmy: of every impression, yeah. [ laughter ] >> i hope regis is watching. >> jimmy: yeah. >> love regis. >> jimmy: no, he's the best. >> all right. what do we do? i press? >> jimmy: you press the button, yeah, yeah. [ beeping ] >> i'll do it until it's not funny. >> jimmy: paul mccartney and he's talking about horror movies.
what, what, is a favorite horror movie of paul's? >> okay. [ as paul mccartney ] well, you know, i get so stoned up, you know, i was thinking about me favorite horror movie, jimmy. you know. [ laughter ] my favorite horror movie. >> jimmy: so you think he's holding a baby. okay. [ as paul mccartney ] >> i think i'm holding a little baby guitar. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: no, no, you're not. [ as paul mccartney ] >> you know. my favorite horror movie i think, is "fatal attraction." you know, the one with michael douglas and glenn close where, you know, the married guy, you know, the chap, he shags a bird, you know. [ laughter ] he goes a shaggy bird, and the wifey comes home, you know, and so he calls the bird up. he says toodaloo, see you later. and the bird gets all out of bunches, she goes bonkers, you know. and she boils a bunny rabbit, you know. >> jimmy: yeah. >> and then she -- [ laughter ] you've seen the movie, come on now. >> jimmy: yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. >> he's choking her in a tub. like he's chokey lokey. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: paul, paul, paul. >> he's choking her in the
tubby. [ applause ] >> jimmy: paul, paul, paul, paul. >> what? >> jimmy: paul mccartney talking about horror movies. >> oh, okay. >> jimmy: thank you very much. that's all the time we have for "wheel of impressions." dana carvey, right there ladies and gentlemen. [ cheers and applause ] we'll be right back with demi lovato. come on back, everybody. >> so nice. [ cheers and applause ] across america, people like basketball hall of famer dominique wilkins... ...are taking charge of their type 2 diabetes... ...with non-insulin victoza . p for a while, i took a pill to lower my blood sugar. but it didn't get me to my goal. so i asked my doctor about victoza . he said victoza works differently than pills. and comes in a pen. victoza is proven to lower blood sugar and a1c. it's taken once a day, any time. victoza is not for weight loss, but it may help you lose some weight. victoza is an injectable prescription medicine that may improve blood sugar in adults
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no big deal. nbd. >> does that not normally happen? >> jimmy: that does not normally happen. >> guys! >> jimmy: a crowd that loves you. yeah. [ cheers and applause ] >> guys, thanks! they're so cool. >> jimmy: i want to get into the whole interview, but i have to say, a couple weeks ago when you were on "saturday night live," it was one of the best performances i have ever seen. you were unbelievably good. am i right? [ cheers and applause ] i was watching. you were doing the whole thing. then you went to "confident" and started singing and you were going crazy. i go, oh, my god. you won, that's it. get away. then you went more. you went more. and you looked gorgeous and like -- and i go, oh, wait, stop, stop. you won. you won. you're beyond winning. you're beyond talented. we get it. you're talented. then you did it again. and i go, oh, my gosh. you just blew up my tv set. >> thank you. >> jimmy: and i thank you so much. that was a great performance. [ cheers and applause ] very good. i was -- i just loved when the track came out this summer, i go, i know this is going to be the biggest hit ever. and i know we're bffs. >> yeah, we are.
for anybody that doesn't know. >> jimmy: yeah, we are. thank you. yeah. >> we're bffs. >> jimmy: and everybody has-- they're in your gang, you have like a gang. >> yes. >> jimmy: you have a gang of like really cute girls backstage. all your friends. >> yeah. >> jimmy: yeah. and other bffs. they all wear jackets that say -- >> confident on the back. so basically, i thought it was only appropriate if i specialized yours. >> jimmy: i appreciate it. [ laughter ] [ applause ] i love it. i'm going to put this on, but you can talk about how you write the -- what's your favorite -- you started a new label, right? >> yes, so nick jonas and i. >> jimmy: nicky j. >> nicky j. we started our own label -- >> jimmy: nick jonas. >> yes, nick jonas. >> jimmy: safehouse. >> safehouse records, we started it with our manager, phil mcintyre, and it's pretty awesome. that looks great. [ cheers and applause ]
summer loving had me a blast >> incredible. >> jimmy: thank you. i feel cool with it, though. >> yes, you are cool. >> jimmy: what's that officer? you want to see my i.d.? [ laughter ] my i.d. yeah. but you have big news. you and nick jonas are going on tour together. >> yes, we are. we just announced we're going on a tour called "the future now tour." >> jimmy: future now tour. [ cheers and applause ] so you go to futurenowtour.com. >> yes. >> jimmy: i love him, man. he's having a great year, too, as well. >> yes. he's one of my best friends. we're business partners, so we thought it was only appropriate that we go on tour together because we're both killing it. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: might as well. >> might as well. >> jimmy: might as well. you have also big news while you're here in new york city. what are you doing on halloween? >> what i'm doing on halloween, i am singing at the world series. >> jimmy: i mean, you're going -- you're singing the
national anthem? >> yes, the national anthem. >> jimmy: why are you doing this? [ light laughter ] >> huh? >> jimmy: well, i mean, you know that if you screw this up, like people hate you for life. >> shut up. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: no, i'm just saying. i'm just saying right now, things are perfect, and great. >> no, i know that, trust me. i know that, very clearly. >> jimmy: you r gonna be there, citi field, the mets, it's new york, you're there. >> how about if i [ bleep ] up it's your fault. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: wait a second. [ laughter ] wait, wait. so you're going to do that. this is a big deal. >> yes. it's a very big deal. >> jimmy: are you nervous at all? >> yes, because of the reason that you just said. if i mess up, the whole world is going to hate me. >> jimmy: forever. >> actually, just our country. [ laughter ] but for forever. >> jimmy: still, that basically is the whole world. yeah. >> yeah. >> jimmy: you won't screw it up. have you been practicing? >> i have been practicing. i got the key. >> jimmy: you could always stumble over a few words though. [ laughter ] >> really? >> jimmy: you never know what's going to happen. >> you know, my other bfff is backstage right now. >> jimmy: i know. wait, what's her name?
>> marissa. >> jimmy: marissa is your actual bff. and i know that. >> well, we're bffs, too. >> jimmy: i know we are, but, yeah. >> i remember the first time i did this, she was like, yo, bfff with who? jimmy -- jimmy fallon? >> jimmy: she didn't even remember my name? >> no, she did. she was just trying to play cool. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: you have a cool talking voice as well, demi lovato. >> i do? >> jimmy: yeah. >> it's a little tired right now. >> jimmy: it is? why, you doing a lot of press for this? >> a lot of press, a lot of traveling, a lot of performing. >> jimmy: and that "snl" thing you just crushed it. oh my gosh. you had to feel good on that. pal, i know you said, someone told me you have a gift for me for halloween, and i don't know what it is. >> i do. okay. >> jimmy: okay. >> close your eyes. [ drum roll ] >> jimmy: are you going to hit me with a pie or something? [ light laughter ] >> no, i'm not. okay. move. >> jimmy: move? [ light laughter ] >> move. >> jimmy: move out of the way?
>> yeah. >> jimmy: out of my seat? >> dim the lights. dim the lights. here we go. jimmy. [ cheers and applause ] here's your present. happy halloween. >> jimmy: oh, my gosh. look at that. fantastic. it's a real pumpkin. oh, my gosh. we gotta get it over to my house. i love it so much. the best thing ever. >> it's incredible. >> jimmy: thank you for coming back to the show. >> thank you for having me. >> jimmky: and you're performing for us, "confident." >> i am. [ cheers and applause ] >> j my: "confident" is in stores now, everybody. check it out. demi lovato performs after the break.
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i'm the boss right now not gonna fake it not when you go down 'cause this is my game and you better come to play i used to hold my freak back now i'm letting go i make my own choice bitch i run this show so leave the lights on no you can't make me behave ha ha ha oh so you say i'm complicated that i must be outta my mind but you've had me underrated rated rated oh what's wrong with being what's wrong with being what's wrong with being confident oh what's wrong with being what's wrong with being what's wrong with being confident oh it's time to get
the chains out is your tongue tied up 'cause this is my ground and i'm dangerous and you can get off but it's all about me tonight tonight oh so you say i'm complicated that i must be outta my mind but you've had me underrated rated rated oh what's wrong with being what's wrong with being what's wrong with being confident oh what's wrong with being what's wrong with being what's wrong with being confident oh what's wrong with being yeah what's wrong with being
what's wrong with being yeah what's wrong with being >> how many of you guys are confident? [ cheers and applause ] so you say i'm complicated that i must be outta my mind but you've had me underrated yeah what's wrong with being what's wrong with being what's wrong with being oh yeah what's wrong with being yeah confident [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: you're amazing, demi lovato. check out her new album "confident" now. we'll be right back, everybody.
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