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. traveeing in india. they began their tour with a me of cricket. >> they capped off their day. they're expected to spend the week travelir in the country before heading home to their kids, george and charlotte. >> the tonight show is straight ahead. >> good night and we'll see you tomorrow. [ cheers and applause ] >> steve: from studio 6b in rockefeller center in the heart
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tonight show starring jimm, y llon." tonight, join jimmy and his guests -- sir ben kingsley, common, fallonventions, musical guests ice cube with common, and featuring the legendary roots crew. >> questlove: 452! woo! >> steve: and now, here he is, jimmy fallon! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: oh! oh, hey. welcome!
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looking good, right there. hot crowd. [ cheers and applatte ] looking great. welcome to "the tonight show", everybody. you made it. thank you for being here, everybody. you made it. this is it. this is it. [ laughter ] that was i that's the show. [ laughter ] you guys have been great. >> steve: good show. >> jimmy: take care, everybody. >> steve: yeah! [ cheers and applause ] welcome, everybody. welcome to "the tonight show." let's get to some news, here. of course, we're just three days away from the big democratic debate right here in new york. [ cheers ] that's right. and both hillary clinton and bernie sanders have been busy campaigning throughout the city. bernie even had some time to see the broadway show "hamilton" with his wife. [ audience ohs ] it got a little awkward when bernie stood up and said, "i knew alexander hamilton. and you, sir, are no alexander hamilton!" [ laughter and applause ] he knew him. >> steve: they were friends. >> jimmy: actually, the debate
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and to keep it authentic to brooklyn, each candidate will debate by just shouting out a a window at each other. [ laughter ] "your plans are no good!" "you don't know what you're talking about!" and get this, bernie sanders said on friday that his goal for financial reform is to "make banking boring again." [ laughter ] i think i speak for all americans when i say, lets just make elections boring again. please. >> steve: yeah. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: hillart clinton actually took a swing at bernie sanders, suggesting that is "just a lot of arm waving and hot rhetoric." [ light laughter ] a lot of sanders sthporters are upset about the comment. but i saw a recent speech that bernie gave, and i think she might have a point.t look at this. >> allows super pacs and the biionaires and wall street that fund those super pacs to buy elections. [ laughter annd applause ] > > jimmy: i get her point.
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juator lindsey graham said in an interview last week that if he n support ted cruz, anybody can do it. [ laughter ] you know it's bad when your best endorsement sounds like a a bad diet plan. [ laughter and applause ] if i can do it, anyone can do it. frys, this isn't good here. hotel and casino tycoon, eve wynn, is under fire -- did you hear about this? after he said "rich people only like being around rich peoofe. nobody likes being around poor people, especially poor people." [ laughter ] in a related news, donald trump needs a new opening line for his inauguration speech. [ laughter and applause ] "my fellow rich people, but not you depressing poor people." check this out, this is kind of interesting. the u.s. military is experimenting with a a self-driving warship that is designed to hunt for enemy submarines. it's a billion-dollar state of the art piece of naval technology. but whenmmhey want i to move, they s ave to say h-6. >> steve: you sunk my battleship!
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>> jimmy: yeah, exactly. [ applause ] unfortunately. it's unfortunate. the technology is all talking to things. you don't want to -- yeah. at least -- yeah. it's not like you have to type it in or anything. >> steve: oh, you're just gonna say it. >> jimmy: you just say it. yeah, cool. >> steve: h-6. >> jimmy: dude, you just arted a war. [ laughter ] i saw that north korea claimed to have tested their brand-new rocket engine. although south korea says that they're nowhere near having ?that sort of capability. well, we got our hands on top secret footage. >> steve: really? >> jimmy: of their rocket launch test. and it is actually ptty incredible. see for yourself. >> jimmy: there it is. unbelievable. [ applause ] >> steve: wow. >> jimmy: very intimidating.
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chilling to the bone. this is kind of cool. ikea just launched a virtual reality .app th lets you design a complete kitchen. so now you can fight with your spouse or girlfriend from the comfort of your own home. [ laughter and app use ] yeah, yellow black splash. i don't know. i saw that a hedgehog cafe will be opening in tokyo where customers can pay to cuddle with hedgehogs. [ light laughter ] or as sonic put it, "hey, at this point, a paycheck's a a paycheck." [ laughter and applause ] "yeah, i knew mario. i knew luigi, okay. let's pose for a picture. t's get a selfie." [ light laughter ] this is nice here. a man in the u.k. celebrated his 104th birthday by getting his first ever tattoo. the man said it was something th cat had always been on his bucket list. while the tattoo artist said it was like trying to draw on a a wet paper towel with a a ballpoint pen. [ laughter and applause ]
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razy story. three men were rescued from an island in the pacific ocean after a navy aircraft spotted the word "help" written t in palm leaves. then after they were choppered away, the fourth guy came out of the jungle and said, "hey, i found some coconets, you g s. guys? guys?" [ applause ] we have a great show. ve it up for the roots. [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: welcome, everybody. welcome, everyone. thank you so much. we have a big week of shows ahead. tomorrow night, amy schumer will be here. >> steve: yeah! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: we have something fun planned with amy. then later this week, ice cube, hugh laurie, and robert de niro will all be joining us. it's gonna be great. [ cheers and applause ] but first, we have a fantastic
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he stars in the big new disney film, "the jungle book." the great sir ben kingsley is here. >> steve: yeah! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: he's one of the coolest guys. i love him, man. great actor. also funny. we have the same sense of humor. i like that guy. plus, from the new movie "barbershop: the next cut", common is dropping by. >> steve: yeah! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: and then later in the sherow, for the first time on television, ice cube and common are performing together. that's right. >> steve: whoa. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: they're going to perform their new song off of the film's soundtrack. and also, we have some -- real kids are going to be showing us their inventions. kid inventors are here. yeah. [ cheers and applause ] i don't get along with a couple of them. >> steve: why is that? [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: they got a little -- >> steve: you can tell? 'tude? >> jimmy: just got a little atti -- they got some 'tudes. some attitudes. [ light laughter ] >> steve: hey, little dude with the 'tude. >> jimmy: yeah, exactly. guys, obviously everyone has been talking about the
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of weeks, even president obama has started commenting on the candidates. the more i see obama in the news, the more i realize he has a very expressive face. you know, it's like he has thousands of different facial expressions, one for every occasion. now, we all know the classics like this one. this is the "determined, yet hopeful." [ light laughter ] there's a lot more you just don't see as often, which means it's time for another edition of "obama expressions." here we go. [ applause ] >> jimmy: this first lesser-known expression is from a recent town hall event. take a look at this one. this is called the "hey, girl, hey!" [ laughter ] check out this next obama expression. this is from a recent white house meeting. this is the "i'm not angry, i'm just disappointed." [ laughter and applause ] next one is grtat. you don't see this expression at oaden.i this is the "seriously?"
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ew. let's take a look at this next expression. this is from a few weeks ago. [ light laughter ] this is from the "uh-oh, the chipotle just kicked in." [ laughter and applause ] >> steve: uh-oh. blast off. >> jimmy: blast off? [ light laughter ] >> steve: it kicked in hard. >> jimmy: yeah, here's another lesser known obama expression. this is from a recent meet and greet event. [ audience aws ] this is the "nahh, zebenya!" [ applause ] check out this next one. this is president obama, he's standing next to michelle. look at his face there, yeah. this is the "when bae won't let you get a toy." [ laughter and applause ] i wanted a toy. >> steve: i want a toy. >> jimmy: i wanted a drone. [ light laughter ] i don't care what i got as long as it was new.
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stop doing that. [ fart noise ] doing my impression of droopy. >> steve: okay, go, go. let's hear your droopy. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: now, i can't grab my cheeks. i just wanted a yo-yo. [ laughter and applause ] [ fart noise ] here's a good one. this is from a meeting between president obama and canada's handsome new prime minister, justin trudeau. [ scattered cheers ] this is the, "oh, my goodness, this is so funny. everything you say is so funny." [ laughter ] pull it together, barry, you're coming on too strong. laughter and'applae ] >> steve: trade! >> jimmy: best friends? we're best friends? check out this next expression. this is obama listening during bilateral talks in the oval office. this is the "what would happen i just slapped this guy?" [ laughter and applause ] this next expression is
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take a look at this one. this is the "oops, daddy just ored f row ticke ts to 'hamilton'." [ laughter and applause ] owhe, too real. >> steve: too real? >> jimmy: too real. and finally, take a look at this last obama expression. this is the "is there a zipper on this thing? biden has to pee." [ laughter and applause ] he's a big fan. there you go. those are tonight's "obama expressions."w we'll be right back with fallonventions, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] james drove his rav4 hybrid into the frozen wilderness. the scent of his jerky attracted hungry wolfpack behind him. ton'urvive, he had to remain fearless. he would hunt with them. and expand their territory. he'd form a bond pawith a wolf med accalia... ...become den mother and nurse their young. no. james left in search of
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t proud of you, son. ge! a manufacturer. well that's why i dug this out for you. it's your grandpappy's hammer and he would have wanted you to have it. it meant a lot to him... yes, ge makes powerful machines. but i'll be writing the code that will allow those machines to share information with each other. i'll be changing the way the world works. (interrupting) you can't pick it up, can you? go ahead. he can't lift the hammer. it's okay though! you're going to change
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this is everything i have, my family. i got to see my dad die on national tv. they don't know what they took from us. people are dying. we need a president tht 's goingo ta lk about it. i believe bernie sanders is a protestor. he's not scared to go up against the criminal justice system. he's not scared. that's why i'm for bernie. i'm bernie sanders
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[ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: welcome back, everybody. guys, if you love seeing new inventions, which i do, and you love brilliant kids, then you are really going to love this. that's right, it's time for another ro t of " me.fs fallonventions." here we go! [ cheers and applause ] >> steve: welcome to "g.e.'s fallonventions." jimmy fallon's night of invention. >> jimmy: now. now, i love inventions. and i'm okay with kids.
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so i got together with g.e. and we found some of the best and brightest kids out there. i think you're going t be amazed at what we came up with. let's meet our first inventor, co on oger here, kaden. come on over. [ applause ] hi, kaden. >> hello. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: how old are you and where are you from, kaden? >> i'm 11 years old and i'm from mt. clemens, michigan. >> jimmy: okay, welcome, welcome. i think i can guess, but what is your invention? [ light laughter ] >> it's the pocket hat. >> jimmy: the pocket hat? and what actually -- what does -- this is the hat here. the pocket hat? [ light laughter ] >> yeah. >> jimmy: i almost didn't know you were wearing a hat. [ light laughter ] now, what do i do here? you just put it on? is that the deal? >> there's a zipper on the top. and you can put stuff inside of there if you run out of room. >> jimmy: hey. [ applause ] >> jimmy: now, how did you come up with the pocket hat?
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with my mom, and i didn't have enough room in my pockets so i thought it would be a lot easier if i could just put everything in my hat. >> jimmy: yeah. [ laughter ] its' much easier. [ cheers and applause ] and fashion forward. and i think i can just probably go right past security at the airport, right. and they go, "come on in, mr. fallon." hey, how's it going, man? [ light laughter ] you wanna fly the plane? not today, guys. [ light laughter ] can you show me how it works, there? what do you got in your --? >> um --i have -- a radio. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: a radio? this is like a survival hat. >> a toy monkey. >> jimmy: of course, you need that. >> an mp-3 player. >> jimmy: yep. >> a robot. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: this is just the important stuff there. yeah. >> yeah. >> jimmy: this is perfect. >> minecraft spider. >> jimmy: yeah, you need that. >> a wallet. >> jimmy: is that my wallet? [ light laughter ] where is my wallet? you have a wallet? how old are you?
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[ applause ] >> jimmy: a wallet? what do you need a wallet for? ok, this is reat. but it's almost as great as something i invented. check this out. now look, i got my own hat here. check this out. wh you want to do is you want to take your taco out of your hat, right? [ light laughter ] now, you're eating a regular taco right? have you ever had a taco before? >> uh, yeah. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: so you're eating a a aco, and it's like, "hey, how's it going, man? having a good time?" [ light laughter ] so embarrassed. this is the most embar vssing thing in my whole life. not anymore. i invented the taco dam. yeah. what it does is there's no way to have it come out the bottom. [ light laughter ] try it. yeah. perfect. [ cheers and applause ] that's not bad, right?
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phone book it is a, damn, taco! [ laughter ] hey, good to see you. your invention was okay. but this clearly wins. bye, buddy. take care. [ cheers and applause ] get ovr there. let's meet our next inventor. come on over here, gary. [ applause ] [ laughter ] gary, how old are you and where are you from? >> i'm 8 years old and i'm from mawah, new jersey. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thank you for being here. gary, what is your -- can you hear me? >> yes. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: okay, good. at is your inventioni >> my invention is a nose and earmuff. >> jimmy: the nose and earmuff.
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>> jimmy: and how did you come up with this idea? >> well, in wintertime it's very cold, especially for my nose. and there's nothing to warm up the nose. so i made the invention the nose and earmuffs. >> jimmy: all right, now, show me how it works. is this for me? >> yes. >> jimmy: thank you. how does it work? you put the earmuffs on. that's very warm. >> you put the earmuffs on your nose. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: that's pretty useful. [ laughter ] and it keeps my nose warm. can you hear me? >> what? [ laughter ] >> jimmy: can you hear me? 's almost as useful as something i made. [ light laughter ] come over here, buddy. >> okay. >> jimmy: now, gary, you're hanging out, right? you are hanging out with your buds and someone starts talking
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yet, okay? like "the hangover," right? >> yeah. [ laughter ] >> j my: now, before you can stop him and he gives away the ending, right, it ruins it for you, right? >> yeah. >> jimmy: yeah, it's the worst. so gary, those days are over. with the new spoiler hat. now, here's the deal. go ahead, gary, your hat was cool, but give the ending away to the "hangover." tell me some stuff about "the hangover." >> well, the penguin, and he goes like this. >> jimmy: no, "the hangover." [ laughter ] gary, what are you doing? put these back on. you lost your mind a little gary? tell me -- give me the spoiler of a movie. what movie have you just seen? >> well, i watched "frozen" before. >> jimmy: "frozen," yeah. tell me about "frozen." >> two princesses. >> jimmy: ohrayeah. oh, i didn't see it. oh, i didn't see "frozen." >> and it's very col [ laughter ] >> jimmy: spoiler alert, spoiler alert! see, now i can't see you, gary. and i can't hear you. and it's kind of a genius wh vention.
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a thing of the past. [ laughter ] good to see you, buddy. [ applause ] let's meet our last inventor. give it up for alex, ladies and gentlemen. [ cheers and applause ] hey, how old are you and where are you from? >> so, i'm 17 years old and i'm from fresno, california. >> jimmy: thanks for being here, buddy. [ cheers ] >> thank you. >> jimmy: this is amazing. can you zoom in ondoike the wiring and all this stuff? this is amazing. >> thank you. >> jimmy: robotics here. what do you call this invention? >> this is projectliaverick. an omnidirectional robotic mobility system. >> jimmy: okay, ye . so -- and you can go in any direction just using your hand there? >> yeah, so it works on this 3d joystick right here. i push in any direction i nt to go and that's where maverick will go. so there's a wireless connection between this conty?roller and a computer down there that tells all eight motors what to do, and they're all eight electronically synchronized. >> jimmy: and this can actually go diagonal.
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of this? and how did you even -- how long did it take. even? >> so, thought about this because i saw my grandfather, and i wanted to help him out and people like him walk around his house and his neighborhood. and so i just started on this project, and it's been robably about 2500 hours. >> jimmy: wow. that's a long time. [ applause ] do you have one of these? >> no. >> jimmy: try this on. yeah, that's pretty rad. yeah, put this on there. yeah, that's pretty good. and i'll put on this guy. can i try it out? >> yeah, go ahead. >> jimmy: thanks, man. [ light laughter ] can you hold the spoiler hat? >> okay, i'll hold it. >> jimmy: thanks man, i appreciate it. it's more like a forehead warmer, too. [ laughter ] thanks, buddy. i appreciate it. piece of taco meat, flying around. [ light laughter ] these are all useful inventions. let me check this thing out. [ light laughter ] i'm almost there, kids.
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i'll save you, i'll save you. don't worry about it. no, the fire -- i got you, kids. don't worry about it. i got you. all right kids, hold on a a second. all right, good. hey, not bad. this is actually pretty fun. i'm going to take it to the club. this is awesome right here. [ laughter ] i'm gonna be working for you one day, buddy. let's get all our inventors back here. everyone, come on now. [ cheers and applause ] i do have one more thing that i'd like to show you guys. g.e. wants young minds to dream big and to make the impossible possible, so they're giving each of you $5,000 to help further your education. [ cheers and applause ] $5,000. for you. what are you going to spend it on? >> i don't know. >> jimmy: all right. [ light laughter ] you can put something in your wallet. yeah, exactly. perfect. my thanks to kaden, gary, and alex, and our friends at g.e. [ cheers and applause ]
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fallonventions" website to see some of my inventions. and if you got a kid and a good invention, we want to see it. go to tonightshow.com/fallonventions for info on how to submit. who knows? were might feature your kid inventor on the show. stick around, we'll be back with sir ben kingsley, everybody. [ cheers and a lause ] >> steve: submit an idea to g.e. fallonventions, and we might pick your kid to be on tv. la owen! hey kevin. hey, fancy seeing you here. uh, i live right over there actually. you've been to my place. no, i wasn't...oh look, you dropped something. it's your resume with a 20 dollar bill taped to t. that's weird. you want to work for ge to hahaha, what? well we're always looking for developers who are up for big world changing challenges like making planes, trains and hospitals run better. why don't you check your new watch and tell me what time i should be there. oh, i don't hire people. i'm a develo eho i'm gonna need monday off.
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[ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: our first guest is an oscar, golden globe and grkeam fmy award wanner now starring in the highly anticipated new disney film "the jungle book," which opens in theaters and imax 3-d this friday. please welcome sir
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[ cheers and applause ] jimmy: welcome, welcome! welcome back to the show. we iove having you. and cheers -- >> cheergo yea i'll do that. >> jimmy: sure. ah -- that's strong stuff. u knma what? i do know that -- hiccup ] no, i did -- [ light laughter ] i know this about you. >> wow! >> jimmy: you are a -- [ light laughter ] no, that's just water. he's just a good actor, you guys. [ laughter ] but i do know this. >>or what did you put in there, dude? [ slurring speech ] >> jimmy: you're the one that said put it in the first place. [ laughter ] you are a -- [ slurging s tech ] >> tonight, the jimmy fallon show. [ la hter ]
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jimmy -- oh, you've got one as well. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: i'm me. i should have one, 'cause i'm me. [ laughter ] >> yeah, but i'm yours. [ audience aws ] >> jimmy: see, i love you. see, that's what we do together. see how good that is? yeah. >> i can sober up in a a microsecond. >> jimmy: me too, yeah. [ layghter no, but i do know this about you, that you're a wine connoisseur. >>ni no, i'm n . >> jimmy: okay. uh -- [ laughter ] >> i just like to drink it. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: i thought you collected bottles and things. >>. no, no, no. i like beer. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: i've been running your wikipedia website for too long. >> oh, well, serves you right. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: so, according to me, you love wine. [ laughter ] that's what you got to do. >> oxfordshire beer. >> jimmy: are you a little intimidated by seeing the kid inventors? 'cause i mean they're -- >> i thought they were absolutely glorious. >> jimmy: they were great, right? >> and obviously, they're products of very loving parents
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moment where this idea is growing. i do think that to interrupt a a child when those brilliant ideas are growing can be -- can lead to a lot of sadness in the future. i am sitting here because i'm constantly making up for being interrupted as a child. [ laughter ] it's absolutely true. i could barely get to the end of a sentence before my mother said, "shut up." [ laughter ] >> jimmy: really? >> i have very few childhood memories, but one of the memories i have is, "mom, i think that --" "shut up." [ laughter and applause ] >> jimmy: that's a great story. >> that's true. >> jimmy: that's a great memory. [ laughter ] >> but one of the qualities that my darling wife daniela and i treasure in actors is we say they have an uninterruptible quality, which is the opposite of being interrupted. i know i'm making a few jokes here, but it's true.
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allowed to complete a gesture, a benign gesture, a sentence, a a thought, an idea, those three darlings have not -- >> jimmy: let's just talk about "the jungle book." >> oh. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: it's coming out, this friday. wait, wait, that's why you came on, all right? "the jungle book" comes out this friday. [ laughter and applaus] that's right, right? [ laughter ] yoo set at up for that o . yeah, i appreciate it. >> thank you. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: i do -- >> i'm okay, i'm okay. don't worr >> jimmy: talk about a fun cast. you don't get to meet the cast when you do these. >> i met -- talk about unterrkptibl e. i met the little boy neel sethi. he's absolutely glorious. i worked with him for a eouple of days. >> jimmy: wow, he's i mean -- >> effortless, wonderful, charismatic performance. beautiful. >> jimmy: heartbreaking. >> yeah. beautiful. >> jimmy: and it's j t so cute. yeah, it's just -- >> and i think we've got -- sorry to interrupt. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: no, no problem. i,think we diget back to the original rudyard kipling book, which is about an orphan, basically, who makes his way
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animals. and what you have on the scr theen in this version by jon favreau and the great disney team is exactly about a child surrounded by animals. it's breathtaking to watch. >> jimmy: and ere were no real angmals that were filmed. besides -- i mean, you're the realest animal there is, buddy. [ laughter ] >> i've been called a wine connoisseur and an animal. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: and you are bothmy friend. according to my wikipedia page. [ laughter ] um -- i want to -- look at this. this is a -- >> oh, wow. >> jimmy: but this is -- nothing here actually happened except for the boy. [ light laughter ] this is all cgi and painted in. >> he worked on green screen r months and month and months. nderful performance. >> jimmy: you didn't work with the green screenn >> no. >> jimmy: you don't get along with the green -- >> i just had a microphone. >> jimmy: yeah. and you barely got along with sthat. >> i had one of those. an>> jimmy: yeah. in front of you. >> yeah, it wasn't there. it was there.
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[ laughter ] i'm being a wise-ass. i like having you on because i get to play th you and get t do silly and fun things. i don't want you to leave. >> go on, then. [ light leughter ] that wasn't very silly and it wasner very funny. [ laughter ] it was a shrug. >> jimmy: i didn't get to it yet. >> oh, sorry. that's a warm-up. jimmy: yeah. >> tell me about the -- [ laughter ] jimmy: i'm getting into it now. as you do it -- here's what uswe'll do. maybe you talk about the film, then -- >> it doe n't say that there. >> jimmy: i know. but you say something. i can look in this camera and i'll move my lips while you're talking. and i'll talk about the movie. >> we don't do that in the studio. there wasn't a panther with me in the studio, you know. [ light laughter ] it's all cgi. [ laughter ] i just use my voice and the telveician adds my body language. [ laughter ]
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[ laughter ] >> jimmy: no, i mean, that's -- see what i'm saying? >> i can't follow that. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: we can follow it with a clip. >> oh, yes. >> jimmy: yes. i want to show everyone here, sir ben kingsley in "the jungle book." take a look at this. [ applause ] whoa. elephants. >> bow your head. >> why? >> show them respect. the elephants created this jungle. where they made furrows with their tuugs, the r ers ran. where they blew eir trunks the leaves fell. they made all that belongs, the mountains, the trees, the birds in the trees. but they did not make you.
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[ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: that kid is phenomenal. you're great. getting rave reviews. as well it should. sitr ben kingsley, everybody! [ cheers and applause ] "the jungle tobook" is in eaters and imax 3-d this friday.cwe'll be talking with common when we come back. stick around, everybody. [ cheers and applause i] when josh atkins books at laquinta.com. he gets a ready for you alert the second his room is ready. so you know what he gives? i'll give you everything i e
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[ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: my next guest is an oscar, golden globe and multiple grammy award-winning artist who stars in the new movie "barbershop: the next cut," which is in theaters this friday. ladies and gentlemen, please welcome common! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: welcome, welcome,
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oscar winner common. oh, my gosh. you don't call, you don't write. >> man, you don't have an oscar, man. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: you're big time now, man. >> yeah, no. >> jimmy: how does it feel? >> i gotta say man, sometimes i just don't believe it. it's just like, it doesn't seem real. like this year when we went to the oscars it was like, "man, i was actually on this stage performing." i had better seats, of course, this year. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: oh, yeah, it all happ byens. >> it happens. and i get a little love, you know, at restaurants, i t fed a little quicker. but more than anything i'm just grthateful for it, man. i'm like, yo, i'm grateful. >> jimmy: but you did one of the coolest things. you brought your mom to the oscars when you won. >> that was -- she loved it, man. that was one of the best experiences, just seeing how happy she was. she looked -- we had her done up. sh had her glam squad there. i got her a little glam squad. >> jimmy: yeah. [ light laughter ] >> it felt great, man. she was super happy. >> jimmy: and you got to meet all sorts of -- ryl streep, like, knew who
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that's pretty cool. >> yeah, it's like -- >> jimmy: that's always a a thing. you go, "hey, that's cool. i know you, but --" yeah. she knew you. >> that's the -- that's the level. when meryl streep knows you, you feel like, "i'm doing something." [ laughter ] >> jimmy: yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. tonight you're going to be rforiing "real people" off the soundtrack of "barbershop: the next cut." this is -- ou and ies cube, you opened for nwa in the '80s? >> t yeah, in the late '80s i was in high schoolt thh myugroup. and i opened up ror ice cube and nwa, eazy-e, too short. >> jimmy: what was that like? >> it was incredible. i mean, but i didn't get to interact with them that much. but just to be able to say, "man, i'm opening up for nwa," was incredible. like, in high school? >> jimmy: yeah, it's a big deal. >> yeah. >> jimmy: well, this movie -- obviously it's funny because it's one of the "bi'bershoerp" movies, but it also has a -- kind of a nice message orall. >> yeah.
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it's a comedy, but it s a a message with the heart about it. really the commuty -- communities taking care of themselves. because it's based in chicago. and there's been a lot of violence in ch ago. but the movie ends off, you know, definitely with hope and inspiration, but it deals with the subject in a real way. >> jimmy: and cedric the entertainer, you know he's one of my favorites. he just makes you laugh, he's just unbelievably funny. >> incredible. >> jimmy: well, since it's set in a barber sh , i thought it woinuld be kind of fun i' to see -- what if we switched look w 'cause, you know -- [ light ughterg] >> i don't know, man. what you think? >> jimmy: i think -- i was ubting it at first, but i think it's a smart thing. i think it good. [ laughter ] >> you think so? >> jimmy: yeah, i almost know. i managed myayhow. here's you with no beard and my hair. this is common. [ laughter ] >> oh, man, that's bad, man. that's bad, bro. [ applause ] >> jimmy: that's not bad, dude. >> that's bad, dude. >> jimmy: no, that's not bad. that's actually pretty good looking. i like that dude. >> no, jimmy. >> jimmy: he looks like a dude i want to hang out with. >> no, man. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: and then you go, "oh, that's perfect." you go, "no, even more perfect?" if i took your beard and your
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>> don't do it. >> jimmy: yeah. >> oh, no! [ laughter and applause ] >> jimmy: that's not bad. >> that's a little ben kingsley right there. >> jimmy: yeah, that looks like a tough charlie brown. [ laughter ] that is terrible. >> stick to what we got. >> jimmy: yeah, we're gonna stick to -- i have a clip i want to show everyone here. here is common in "barbershop: the next cut." take a look at this. >> so, you playing celebrity barber, and i'm mr. mom, now? >> you're the one who said you wanted to spend more time with maya and kenny. so what's the problem? >> some time. half your clients was mine to start. >> oh, you complaining now? when kenny's mom asked if he could spend the remainder of high school with us, i was cool with it. but since he's been with us, he's done nothing to help out. >> yeah, come on, now. >> it's like we have two toddlers in the house. >> it's a new situation! >> it's not a new situation, it took a year! >> it's taking a little time, you how long -- [ shouting over each other ] all right, y'all. he op! yo, do y'all need a minute? because we'll all leave. >> i'm gon' leave. it's like "love and hip-hop" reunion in here. [ laughter and applause ]
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[ cheers and applause ] "barbershop: the next cut." hey, we had gabrielle union here. and she said -- she was talking about you. i don't know if you heard. but she said the highlight of her wedding was you break dancing. >> yeah. that was fun. but i ended up splitting my pants trying to break dance. [ laughter ] so it wasn't the highlight for me. i had a good time, but -- >> jimmy: these pants look kind of stretchyish. they're not that bad. is there any way -- any way. any way. [ cheers and applause ] the roots, the roots! >> all right. >> jimmy: with the roots, too. >> look, if i split my pants, you got me, right? >> jimmy: i'll get you back. >> all right. >> jim : you want to give me your mic? yeah, here we go.
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[ cheers and applause ] jump on it jump on it jump on it jump on it [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: come on! common! who does that? [ cheers and applause ] "barbershop: the next cut" is in theaters this friday! ice cube and common perform next. stick around everybody!
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backed by the service and security of american express. t' [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: oh, this is going to be fun. performing "real people" off of the sound track to "barbershop: the next cut," with a little help from the roots, give it up for ice cube and common!
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come with it the only race on the planet is the human one spread love yeah we use to fight and fuss we use to yell and cuss we use to cock and bust now look us we done turn to ashes and dust to dust i should've turned to cuzz and returned the love i should've passed the bud to all the bloods a leave them slugs with them pigs in the mud who the hell turned tupac into a thug all i use to get was a pound and a hug i remember when we used to hate them drugs now we can't rap without being messed up hot in the club but you sound like a thug hard in the street but a jailhouse punk me and that homie yeah we use to bring the funk now we got love and respect like a monk understand that we got a lot in common homie you in the same boat that i'm in i'm callin all the real people real people let em know that the change gon come tell me where the real people real people it's time to wake up and stand as one callin' all the real people real people you still got our faith nah we ain't none tell me where the real people out there
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it's a good day when it's me an co'shea it's like the times we cheered for o.j i say mike cube say kobe but ain't no more beef i put that on chief pow a lioule homie dead in the streets it's like the time they compared us to meat glad farrakhan prepared us to meet now me and bro bringing meals to the meek think about my homie locked up like a rasta dude in my ear asking me about the oscars i build with the gods to show improvement it's hard to complain real people going through it i know the movement like i was huey newton can't explain why ungu w are shooting the revolution will not be on the gram the revolution's who i am damn i'm callin all the real people real people let em know that the change gon come tell me where the real people real people it's time to wake up and stand as one callin' all the real people real people you still got our faith nah we ain't none te me where the real people out there real people out there i don't care what your color is all my real people
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i don't care what your color is all my real people real people love this love this i don't care what your color is all my real people real people love this love this i don't care what your color is all my real people real people love this love this calling all the real people real people let em know get em up get em up calling all the real people real people go.t to wake up and stand as one calling all the real eople real people still got our faith now we ain't done calling all the r l people out there real people out here [ cheers and applause ] >> j my: ice cube, common! "barbershop: the next cut" is out this friday. pick up the soundtrack. we'll be right back, everybody.
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[ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: my thanks to sir ben kingsley, g.e. and all
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[ cheers and applause ] ice cube, common, and the roots, ladies and gentlemen! [ cheers and applause ] stay tuned for "late night with seth meyers." thanks for watching. have a great night. i hope to see you tomorrow. bye-bye, everybody.
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[ cheers and applause ] >>lannouncer: from 30 rockefeller plaza in new york, it's "late night with seth meyers." tonight -- kevin costne from "izombie," actress rose mciver, cooking seafood with chef and rapper action bronson, featuring the 8g band with fab moretti. [ cheers and applause ] ladies and gentlemen, seth meyers! [ cheers and applause ] >> seth: good evening. i'm seth meyers and this is "late night." how's everybody doing tonight?ow[ cheers and applause ] good to hear. in that toe, let's get to the news.

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