tv The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon NBC April 28, 2016 11:34pm-12:37am EDT
[ cheers and applause ] >> steve: from studio 6b in rockefeller center in the heart of new york city, it's "the tonight show starring jimmy fallon." tonight, join jimmy and his guests -- adam levine, michael shannon, musical guest, rae sremmurd, and featuring the legendary roots crew. >> questlove: 460! woo! >> steve: and now, here he is, jimmy fallon! [ cheers and applause ]
that's what you want! hi! [ cheers and applause ] electric! electric crowd right here in new york city, right here tonight. welcome to "the tonight show," everybody. you made it. this is it. [ cheers and applause ] that's why -- this is the best. the best. thank you guys so much. here's what everyone is talking about, you guys. of course it's the big announcement from the ted cruz campaign, officially naming carly fiorina as his running mate. yeah. [ laughter ] very popular. they've already run into a a little trouble, because apparently, the ted cruz campaign failed to buy the website named cruzfiorina.com before someone else did. yeah, and they begged the site's owner to let them buy it, but he just said -- [ as trump ] not happening. [ laughter and applause ] i'm not letting it happen, okay? i want to build a firewall and make them pay for it.
running mates, ted cruz and carly fiorina even started releasing some of their campaign slogans. check this out. first there's "cruz/fiorina, the number three and number eight choice for america." [ laughter and applause ] >> steve: there we go, truth in advertising, yeah. >> jimmy: that's kind of got a a little ring to it, little zip. yeah. >> steve: gotta love that. >> jimmy: next there's "cruz/fiorina, sometimes you just get what you get." [ laughter and applause ] not bad. >> steve: yeah, not a bad logo. come on. >> jimmy: these are all useable. and finally there's "cruz/fiorina, we sound a a little like two ford compact cars." [ laughter and applause ] the new ford fiorina. [ laughter ] >> steve: drive a cruz. >> jimmy: the new ford cruz. you'll be driving around in this four cylinder. >> steve: tape decks galore. reel to reel and eight track. >> jimmy: two cigarette lighters. [ laughter ] guys, get this, according to "time" magazine, ted cruz aired almost 50 campaign ads during reruns of "the sound of music
yeah, it's not that surprising, since cruz has talked about how much he loves the musical. he loves it. you can tell he loves it just by watching his speeches. i mean, look. >> these are a few of my favorite things. washington. reagan. and the soviet nuclear weapons program. taxes and reagan and green eggs and ham. deficits. jfk and human beings. these are a few of my favorite things. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: beautiful. of course, the other candidates are still on the campaign trail. in fact, last night donald trump tweeted
from indiana that he was staying at a holiday inn express, and said it was "not bad." [ light laughter ] which i believe is just one of their ads, "holiday inn express: not bad." >> steve: not bad. [ applause ] >> jimmy: not great. >> steve: not bad. >> jimmy: did you see this? during his foreign policy speech yesterday, donald trump mispronounced tanzania and called it "tanzainia."
nothing. my name is actually kathryn." [ laughter and applause ] [ as trump ] "zip it." this is causing a little controversy, here. the city of oxford, alabama just passed a law that makes it illegal to use any bathroom that doesn't correspond to the gender on your birth certificate. [ audience boos ] which, of course, is bad news for transgender people and also anyone who has ever had to pee while not carrying their birth certificate. [ laughter and applause ] usually i bring it with me, but i think it's home in a safe or a box. guys, this is very exciting. we have less than 100 days to go until the summer olympics. [ cheers and applause ] that's right, it's less than 100 days until people at home in sweatpants eating potato chips are like, "i could do that." [ laughter and applause ] i'll do running and jumping, all this stuff. actually, yesterday, athletes from team usa kicked off the countdown to the summer olympics right here in times square.
yeah. it got weird when times square elmo said, "psst, need some tips for passing your drug test?" [ cheers and applause ] we have a great show. give it up for the roots! [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: hey, everybody, it's been a great week so far. there's more ahead. tomorrow night, the very funny paul rudd will be here! >> steve: yeah! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: we love paul rudd. paul and i have something fun planned. be sure to tune in for that. plus, we have hugh dancy, comedian jack whitehall and thank you notes. that's all tomorrow night. [ cheers and applause ] it's going to be good. but first, we have a fantastic show tonight. from maroon 5 and nbc's hit show "the voice," the very talented adam levine is here tonight.
that will be good. talented dude. plus, he stars in the new broadway revival of "long day's journey into night," one of our favorites, the great michael shannon is dropping by. [ cheers and applause ] he's -- he is awesome. he's a great actor, but he's very, very dry. his comedy, his humor is very dry. i just love having him on the show. i think we should have him on the show every single night. i love that guy so much. we have great music tonight, you guys, from rae sremmurd, right there, everybody. rae sremmurd. [ cheers and applause ] rae sremmurd. >> steve: rae sremmurd. >> jimmy: yeah. i got the 12:00 news blues sitting on a bar stool >> steve: is that their song? >> jimmy: is that their song? >> steve: they sing that? >> jimmy: i think rae sremmurd, they're famous for singing that goes -- sitting on a bar stool talking like a damn fool got the 12:00 news blues >> steve: no, i think that's styx. >> jimmy: that is the band styx. you're right. [ laughter ]
sremmurd. i was thinking that of them, because i do love these guys, and they're great. but i was thinking that styx song is great. >> steve: which song? how does it go? >> jimmy: it goes like this. it goes -- i'm sitting on a bar stool talking like a damn fool got the 12:00 news blues >> jimmy: do we have time? can we show a little bit of the video just to see, just to figure out -- a quick second? there it is, right there. styx, dennis deyoung, awesome. [ scatting ] point. trigger gun, gun, double point. then -- tennis whites! tennis whites! he's got his tennis whites on. a lot of graphics there. and then check out this dude, tommy shaw in the house in his unitard. look at that. look at that one. oh, my gosh. >> steve: turquoise jumpsuit. >> jimmy: sitting at the bar stool, talking like -- there they are sitting at the bar. got the cigar. switched it around, that's what he did. sitting on a bar stool talking like a damn fool
>> jimmy: that right there, that's what i'm talking about. >> steve: that's what you're talking about. that's the song you meant. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: that's the song. not rae sremmurd. >> steve: no. >> jimmy: guys, it is time for "tonight show" hashtags. hashtags hashtags >> jimmy: these are great ones, here. you guys are on twitter, right? you use twitter? ever play with that? [ cheers and applause ] we use it on our show every single week. so if you watch our show and you want to play along, we do this thing, every wednesday where i send out a hashtag and we ask you guys to tweet out things based on that topic. so since animal movies like "zootopia" and "the jungle book" are dominating the box office, i went on twitter and started a hashtag called "my pet is weird." and i asked you guys to tweet out something weird or funny your pet has done. we got thousands and thousands of tweets. within 30 minutes, it was a a trending topic in the u.s. so, thank you for the tweets. i appreciate that. now i thought i'd share some of my favorite "my pet is weird" tweets from you guys.
this first one's from @jessieharp19. she says, "after i change clothes, my dog tries to attack me because she thinks i'm a a different person." [ laughter ] >> steve: well, that happens. >> jimmy: yeah. this one's from @nataliewardius. she says, "my cat will stand halfway in her litter box and look me directly in the eye as she pees on the carpet." [ laughter and applause ] >> steve: you know who's in charge. >> jimmy: i know what i can do. >> steve: you know who's in charge. all right, you know what? let me just say this. you know, what's rae sremmurd, right? >> jimmy: yeah. >> steve: what's sremmurd backwards? >> jimmy: drummers. >> steve: drummers. what do drummers play with? >> jimmy: sticks. ohh! [ cheers and applause ] sitting on a bar stool
>> jimmy: sorry, sorry. sorry, i don't know what came over me. [ cheers and applause ] i don't know what came over me. that just -- that happens when i hear that song. i have to cape it up. yeah. >> steve: got to cape it up. why would you not cape it up? >> jimmy: superman versus batman, yeah, what do they have in common? >> steve: capes. >> jimmy: thank you. [ laughter ] spoiler alert. that's what happens at the end. oh, my bad, you wear a cape, too? >> steve: yeah. >> jimmy: we're all good. let's talk about this, have a a drink. >> steve: let's go have some krypton drinks. >> jimmy: yeah, let's not bring up kryptonite. we'll just be cool with that. >> steve: don't talk about robin. >> jimmy: you wear a cape, i wear a cape, that's something not many have in common. >> steve: no. and it bonds them. >> jimmy: it bonds them, absolutely. [ laughter ] yeah. we have adam levine and we have michael shannon on tonight. [ cheers and applause ] probably wearing -- >> steve: probably wearing nice suits and -- >> jimmy: capes. >> steve: probably. >> jimmy: you can make it into a cape that easy and it's just
>> jimmy: it's so 2 2018, and that's what i'm trying to say. >> steve: you're trying to be two years in the future. >> jimmy: turn your clocks ahead. >> steve: yeah, two years. >> jimmy: i want to remind you to turn your clocks ahead two years tonight. >> steve: and that fashion will be everywhere. it will be old by then. big floppy hat, cape. >> jimmy: well, whatever. i'm just saying cape are going to come back. all right, this is "my pet is weird." this is from @wonderrxjr. he says, "every time i pull down the toaster, my dog goes down with it. when my toaster comes up, he jumps up and barks at it." [ cheers and applause ] >> steve: i love toast! >> jimmy: this one's from @jeffcoats. >> steve: oh, boom. bingo. zing zang zingita zing zong boom. >> jimmy: exactly. yeah, lame. jeff cape, that's where it's at. >> steve: what's jeff cape have to say? >> jimmy: jeff cape says, "my dog once sniffed the butt of a a dog on tv." [ laughter and applause ] that's the future. >> steve: that's the future. >> jimmy: that's the future. >> steve: smell-o-vision. >> jimmy: virtual reality, yeah. >> steve: 2018.
tonight, two years ahead. >> steve: set your vcrs. >> jimmy: set your vcrs ahead two years. >> steve: two years. >> jimmy: this one's from @amaliahelton. she says, "every time i change clothes in my room, my fish stops swimming and just stares at me until i'm done." [ laughter and applause ] well, hello. you're wearing that? oh, boy. this one's from @judyjg. she says, "my beagle used to back his behind into my neighbor's chain link fence --" [ laughter ] "-- then poop through it into the neighbor's yard." oh, that's awesome. [ cheers and applause ] >> steve: oh, my god. that's not weird. that's vengeance. >> jimmy: that's fantastic. this is from @emilyann0113. she says, "my cat thinks he's human. he sits up like this and
look at this photo. [ laughter and applause ] this last one is a video. it has a video component to it, yeah. this is from @hairscyler. she says, "my friend's cat sucks his own tail." take a look at this. [ laughter ] come on. that's great. there you have it for "tonight show" hashtags. to check out more of our favorites, go to tonight show.com/hashtags. we'll be back with more of "the tonight show," everybody. [ cheers and applause ] that' s not fair, he should give you your rollerblades back. anddddd, she' s back. storm coming? a very dangerous cheese storm. so you have 20 more bags. mhm. my yoga instructor calls it the death spiral.
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[ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: welcome back, everybody. i always say our show is lucky to have the greatest band in late night, the roots right there, ladies and gentlemen. [ cheers and applause ] but it isn't always fun and games. from time to time we put the roots to the test. we pick people from our audience and have the roots make up songs about them on the spot.
the roots." here we go. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: hey roots, are you ready to do this? there we go. raise your hand if you want the roots to sing a song about you. absolutely. come on now, stand up please. hey, how are you? >> good. how are you? >> jimmy: i like your jeans there. [ light laughter ] i wish they were. >> my name is gracie. >> jimmy: gracie, very good. i like that name. >> thank you. >> jimmy: gracie, ted cruz just announced carly fiorina as his running mate. if you were running for president, who would you pick as your running mate? it could be anyone. >> if i had to pick anyone, kevin hart. [ laughter ] anyone, right? >> jimmy: yeah, it could be anyone. you chose kevin hart. oh, we love kevin. what would your campaign slogan
running for president. >> vote for kevin if you hart grace. >> jimmy: come on. that's nice. i love that! vote for kevin if you hart grace. i love that. that's really cute. guys, we have gracie or grace if you're friends with her. if she ran for president her running mate would be the funny kevin hart. we love him. and their campaign slogan would be vote for kevin if you hart grace. because you're voting for kevin and grace. for this next one, since 420 was last week, can you guys do a reggae song? no no no no no no no no no gracie in the house see her groove carly fiorina gonna run with ted cruz
gonna have to pin point what slogan you choose vote for kevin if you hart grace vote for kevin if you hart grace vote for kevin if you hart grace [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: i'm going to cut across if you don't mind. hey like your jeans. are those the new yeezys? >> they are. >> jimmy: how you doing buddy? no, thank you. but, i appreciate it. thank you very much. i like your jeans. those the new yeezys? [ light laughter ] don't -- don't move. don't get out of the way. thanks, buddy i appreciate it. how are you, pal? that's just the way you've been standing the whole show by the way. that's just odd. it's fantastic. yeah, exactly. thank you guys. excuse me. sorry for coming through. i like your jeans. are those the new yeezys? how you doing, buddy? i like your jeans, man. that's good. no, i'm going to keep moving. i'm sorry.
those the new yeezys? everyone's wearing ripped jeans. that's my man yeezy. who else? who wants the roots to a thing? [ cheers ] how about you, buddy? here you go, buddy. nice to see you, pal. >> nice to see you. >> jimmy: how are you doing? what is your name? >> my name is michael. my friends call my flounder, actually. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: flounder, it's a a pleasure to meet you, my man. flounder right here. flounder, "captain america: civil war" opens next week. if you were a superhero, what would your super power be? >> the power to have all the other powers. >> jimmy: 420 was last week. the power to have all the other powers. wow. to have other powers. that's a brain bender, man. that's a really good one. what would be your one weakness, flounder? >> achilles heel. >> jimmy: your actual achilles heel would be your weakness. >> yeah.
it's like achilles. okay. shocking coming from flounder. i didn't think we would talk mythology, but here we are. achilles heel would be your weakness. guys, we have my man flounder here, and if he was a superhero his super power would be the power to have all the other powers. and his one weakness would be the back of his foot there. [ light laughter ] right there. the achilles heel right there. that would be the one weakness. people probably would think not to go for that because it would be like, that can't be that. it hurts everybody really. >> it does. >> jimmy: just if you press on it. for this last one, it was recently announced that axl rose was gonna be touring with ac/dc. so, roots, can you do this in ac/dc style song?
flounder had the yeezy jeans i've never seen before it's time for me to do my peace that's for sure i said captain america was going to war i'm gonna see him for sure if he was a superhero he would be flounder he said my power would be to have all the other powers i said hey is there something i can probably feel but your weakness would be your achilles heel it's all right all right all right it's all right now all right flounder [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thanks for doing that. i appreciate it. here. fantastic. we'll be right back with
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adam levine! you're a stud, straight off the pages of "gq" right there. looking good. [ cheers and applause ] sharp. sharp as a tack, my man. >> thank you. >> jimmy: and i can tell why you're in a great mood because this is great news. you're going to be a dad. >> i'm going to be a dad. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: congratulations. i think you're going to be a a fantastic dad. are you excited about that? >> i think so, too. yeah, i'm super excited. so much fun. >> jimmy: have you always wanted to have kids? >> yeah. it's always been part of the plan. >> jimmy: yeah. do you know if it's a boy or a a girl? >> it is a girl. >> jimmy: is it a girl? [ cheers and applause ] i have two little girls. the best thing that will ever happen to you. >> so awesome. >> jimmy: it's so fun. and how's your wife doing? how is -- >> she's good, man. she's eating a lot of watermelon. a lot of watermelon. [ laughter ] you know, 'cause you get random cravings for stuff. and it's just like, so much
>> jimmy: that's not a bad. watermelon's a good one. >> it's delicious. >> jimmy: you'd think it would be ice cream or all that stuff, right? >> there's that, too. >> jimmy: oh, yeah, yeah. are you getting secondhand cravings? >> yeah. [ laughter ] i'm eating a lot of stuff. >> jimmy: i think it's gonna be great. you're gonna be a great dad, a a musical dad. >> i'm so excited. >> jimmy: do you like styx? you enjoy that -- [ laughter and applause ] >> i've heard it many times, just today. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: you heard it today? >> you have a big thing for the song. it's so awesome to hear it all the time. >> jimmy: where did you hear it? >> you're just always doing -- let's go, come on. >> jimmy: one, two, three -- i'm sitting at the bar stool i'm talking like a damn fool got the twelve o'clock news blues >> jimmy: that's it, yeah. i'm telling you that's the jam, dude! [ cheers and applause ] "too much time on my hands" by styx. >> it's funny, i was watching it -- i watch your show. [ laughter ] i was watching the other day, and you were doing it like, i think a few days ago. and then, you're still doing it now. i love that. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: it's stuck in my head. i can't get it out of my head. it's one of those things, i go, oh my gosh. right now it's the best song i've ever heard in my entire life. >> when it happens though, when
>> jimmy: sticks in your head. >> it just gets you, and you can't let it go. >> jimmy: i know you love the music. >> i love the music. [ laughter ] [ fake italian accents ] >> i know you like the music. >> jimmy: you like the music. it's good, yeah? >> it's good, eh? >> jimmy: the music is fun and nice, yeah? >> i like it. >> jimmy: loud or low, your choice. >> fast or slow. >> jimmy: fast or slow it can be either one. >> all the kinds. >> jimmy: you never know. sometime you play music could be like this. go like this. i'm sitting at the bar stool i'm talking like a damn fool got the twelve o'clock news blues [ rhythmic clapping ] [ cheers and applause ] >> that's not italian. >> jimmy: that's not italian? >> that's like german. >> jimmy: what is that? >> that's definitely --
>> not italian at all. [ laughter ] we were doing italian, then it kind of morphed into russian. >> jimmy: were you into music as a kid, did you grow up -- >> yeah. when i was ten, i kind of like zeroed in on it. i had tunnel vision from then on. i was all about music. >> jimmy: from who, your mom and dad or your friends? >> my mom and dad, had great taste in music. >> jimmy: yeah. >> so that was always like -- i'm out of breath from running around and doing that thing. it's a hard dance to do. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: you didn't even do it. i did it. >> yeah, exactly. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: i'm the one that did it. you're like the -- >> i got tired for you. >> jimmy: exactly. i do the thing and you're the one that gets tired. >> sympathy exhaustion. >> jimmy: such is life. >> what were we talking about? >> jimmy: we were just talking about music. what bands were you into growing up? >> i was super -- it's funny because when i was ten i remember, dr. feelgood came out. motley crue record came out. [ cheers ] yeah, and it was kind of an inappropriate to like when you're ten. >> jimmy: it's just so sad. always in my head, i was like, we're kind of a similar age. >> you're older than me. >> jimmy: much older than you. >> but you were probably like, 14, though. which, when you're young, if
than you, they seem so much older. >> jimmy: yeah, like, fourth grader, fifth grader. like, i'm not gonna talk to them, they're in fourth grade. now, i'm like "oh, you're in your thirties? we're similar." [ laughter ] i'm 41. you weren't even in high school when i graduated. you weren't even close to high school. [ laughter ] anyways, yes. so you said -- >> dr. feelgood came out, and i had a karaoke machine. you know when you had like, there were these things that they made where you would have a little crappy microphone and two cassette decks where you could play -- >> jimmy: yeah. >> i would play the first side of dr. feelgood. and i had this really crappy drum set that i think was my brother's. and he didn't use it and it was in the attic. and every day i came home from school and i'd like jerry rig it to my ear, which was probably pretty bad for my ear. and play all of like side one of dr. feelgood. and just beat the crap out of the drums all day. and probably really concerned my mom. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: did you think you were like, tommy lee? >> in my mind, i definitely was tommy lee. >> jimmy: dr. feelgood is a a great jam. >> it's so fun record to play drums on. that's kind of how it started. >> jimmy: what else did you listen to? >> god, like being 14, 15, in
pearl jam, and nirvana. >> jimmy: i know you like pearl jam. last time you were on the show we did a musical impression and you did eddie vedder. it was just perfect. but then it reminded me of -- do you remember when we hung out one evening? we had an ipod-off. >> oh my god, i reached into jimmy's mind and i pulled something out. it was like -- [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: it was weird. >> it was literal telepathy? was that what they call it? >> jimmy: yeah. >> we were having dinner, and we were doing like an ipod battle -- i play a song, you play a song. we all were dancing and singing. it was so much fun, that was really a fun night. >> jimmy: yeah, yeah. >> and the song -- he looked at me and you said, i think you might have said -- i think you said -- we were talking about pearl jam for sure. >> jimmy: yeah. >> and you wanted to hear a a pearl jam song. >> jimmy: it freaked me out. >> i think this is pretty much verbatim. you're like, "oh, i want to hear that song." that's all he said. [ laughter ] and i for -- i don't know how i understood that you meant "yellow ledbetter." >> jimmy: you played it. [ laughter ] >> i was like, i know which one you're talking about. and you're like, "no, you don't. i said, that song." i put it on and you looked at
[ mumbling pearl jam ] >> jimmy: i went nuts. >> and by the way, who knows one lyric to that song? i don't. >> jimmy: not even eddie vedder. [ laughter and applause ] adam, let's talk about "the voice." congrats on another great fun season. you have two new coaches coming on, miley cyrus who we love. >> love her. >> jimmy: love her so much. >> and alicia keys. >> jimmy: alicia keys, come on! [ cheers and applause ] >> i'm super excited. i can't wait. it's going to be great. and we've had such great people on the show. blake and i have been there forever, 100,000 years it seems like. >> jimmy: does this mean you and blake are gonna finally team up? >> no. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: you're veterans so you should, right? >> no. i don't like him at all. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: but you have something in common, with him. like, two dudes that wear capes, you are two dudes that are on "the voice." >> i have nothing -- actually, it's pretty alarming how little i have in common with blake shelton. >> jimmy: you both have
[ laughter ] >> that's true. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: but you're both great at music. i think you should combine forces and see what happens. >> it's gonna be weird 'cause more feminine energy on the show. two girls, two boys. it's gonna be great. >> jimmy: so who do we think in here now? >> jimmy: everyone is saying allison porter, right? >> i don't know, man. i mean, i love my team. so it's hard not to be partial to them. have you ever tried to wear your suit jacket like a cape? [ laughter ] you have to try this. it's so fun. [ cheers and applause ] [ styx playing ] looks good, man. adam levine, everybody! "the voice" airs monday and tuesday nights at 8:00 p.m. on nbc. michael shannon joins us after the break. stick around!
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[ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: our next guest is an academy award and golden globe nominated actor starring in the new broadway revival of eugene o'neill's "long day's journey into night" which you can see through june 26th at american airlines theater right here in new york city. please welcome the very talented michael shannon, ladies and gentlemen! [ cheers and applause ]
that was beautiful. i did not think someone would wear a cape tonight. but you have one. oh my gosh -- [ laughter and applause ] you are the best. thank you so much. >> well, i wanted to pick up your spirits. [ laughter ] you seemed a little down. >> jimmy: i was a little bummed out. [ laughter ] i appreciate you thinking about me. it looks comfortable. >> it is. i'm actually -- >> jimmy: you're really relaxed. it's almost like a snuggie. [ laughter ] it's not a snuggie, it's a a cape. i think it looks great on you. would you wear that out? >> yeah. but not with all these clothes underneath it. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: let me talk about your play right here, "long day's journey into night," eugene o'neill. man, you knock it out of the park. and this is a big one. people consider this to be one of the greatest plays ever written. >> it's up there with "death of a salesman" and whatever other
[ laughter ] >> jimmy: "cats" is one. >> up there with "school of rock." >> jimmy: "school of rock." "cats." >> "biloxi blues." >> jimmy: "biloxi blues" was a a big one. >> "the odd couple." >> jimmy: "the odd couple" is one, neil simon. yeah, he's great. but this one you really do go for it. and you've got gabriel byrne and jessica lange. you guys want to see top notch acting, go check this thing out. >> and john gallagher jr. plays my little brother. he's a sweetheart. he's in "american idiot." another great, american play. >> jimmy: that was my autobiography. [ laughter ] also you were at the tribeca film festival, you're here doing it for this movie "elvis and nixon." >> yes. >> jimmy: you play elvis presley. >> i know, right? >> jimmy: that's fantastic. [ laughter ] i can weirdly see you if you pull the collar out a little bit --
[ cheers and applause ] should i do my elvis voice, too? >> jimmy: do the elvis. [ high pitched voice ] >> thank you. thank you very much. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: no, that's not elvis. elvis presley is what i'm talking about. you're doing elvis sampson. very high voice who voices the chipmunks. >> i haven't done elvis' voice in a long time. >> jimmy: it's very dracula. >> yeah, it's more dracula really. >> jimmy: yeah it is, than elvis, yeah. i thought it would be a little more -- what if elvis was from transylvania. >> there are theories, speculations. [ elvis voice ] >> jimmy: i wanna suck your blood, man. >> see you're good. [ laughter ] that's better than i was in the movie. >> jimmy: not bad, right? did you know elvis going into doing the film? >> yeah, we're close friends. [ laughter and applause ] >> jimmy: i'm sorry. [ laughter ] no. did you know of -- [ laughter ] did you know of elvis? >> yeah, i knew who he was.
were you a giant fan of elvis presley? >> not particularly. but i went down to memphis and did what everybody probably imagines i would do. i went to graceland, sun studios, all those things. i also went to this really interesting -- oh, my god, my cape broke! [ laughter ] >> jimmy: no, no, it didn't break. >> you wanted to take something out on me, a vendetta of some kind. choke me out. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: people who wear capes don't freak out like that. [ laughter ] >> he spent teenage years in this housing project called lauderdale courts, one of the first housing projects ever built in america. fdr put it up, i think. you can go to the apartment he stayed in when he was a a teenager and you can actually go to his bedroom. >> jimmy: wow. >> it's a little tiny room, the bed barely fits into it. >> jimmy: i've never heard of this. >> the window looking out on this bleak landscape. you can just imagine him sitting on his bed looking out his window wondering what the heck was going to happen to
but the funny thing is the walls of this room are covered with lipstick kisses. so women go there and they kiss the walls. and i thought that had only ever happened to me. [ laughter ] i didn't know that that -- >> jimmy: you kissed your wall a lot in your bedroom wearing lipstick. [ laughter ] >> i don't know how you extrapolated that. i do like to wear lipstick. >> jimmy: i know you do, let's not get into it now. >> and capes. >> jimmy: and capes as well. >> jimmy: i want to show everyone a picture of you in the movie. that's not you. [ laughter ] you look just like elvis. that's a lot of hair and makeup. >> it is. >> jimmy: hey, he's kind of wearing a cape. >> i know, right? [ laughter ] >> jimmy: that's weird, right? >> i wish i had that belt, though. that's a nice belt. [ laughter ] do you have the replication of this photo? >> jimmy: hey, this is unbelievable maybe this is where i got the whole idea.
a cape. >> yeah, i think so. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: you did this already. you did this already. you are a genius. we love you. and break a leg. thank you for taking the time. [ cheers and applause ] we love this guy! michael shannon, everybody! go see him on broadway in "long day's journey into night." now through june 26th. we'll be right back with music from rae sremmurd. stick around everybody! [ cheers and applause ] after 51 days of the pursuit of four bandits who chose a prius as their getaway car, a new development: prius owners from all over america have descended on the chase - hi! to play what appears to be an automotive shell game with authorities. it's total confusion down here. the prius 4 have literally vanished. they're just gone. [laughing] i don't think anyone could have predicted this.
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[ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: tonight's musical guests will release their sophomore album "sremmlife 2" on june 24th. performing "look alive" with a a little help from the roots, give it up for rae sremmurd! [ cheers and applause ] >> rae sremmurd. >> what's up, jimmy fallon? >> june 24th, album come out. right now you can preorder "sremmlife 2."
>> bounce. bounce. >> right now, what's up? put your hands up. >> sremmlife. >> happy train day. one one two one two i'm so far out of sight yeah that sounds about right kill this cup not my vibe be the highlight of my night look alive look alive we can start with something light i can get you so right i just need an invite imma smooth criminal michael jackson moonwalking like i'm on a -- or something five women around me man it's bout to be a royal rumble
hands up if your the dumbest promise imma keep you coming i get throwed out my mind grab a cup catch a vibe you look at me and you see big diamonds i press the button on the coupe the ceiling go behind me yo i'm so far out of sight yeah that sounds about right kill this cup not my vibe be the highlight of my night look alive look alive we can start with something light i can get you so right i just need an invite hey you're my target no doubt yeah something about
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i can get you so right i just need an invite you my target you my target no doubt hey hey hey sremm sremm one two three [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: that's the highlight of my night right there! rae sremmurd! that's the highlight. "sremmlife 2" is available for preorder now. we'll be right back, everybody!
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