tv The Late Show With Stephen Colbert CBS March 14, 2016 11:30pm-12:32am EDT
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>> stephen: thank you so much! thanks, everybody! how are ya! please! thanks so much, everybody! (cheers and applause) that's awfully nice. welcome to "the late show." i'm stephen colbert. how's everybody doing? (cheers and applause) don't lie to me. (laughter) we're all feeling a little off today. and we know why. >> jon: we know. it's daylight saving time. it's my least favorite holiday. for one thing, the parade is horrible. at least i assume it is. i always miss it because i'm an hour late for everything.
it's the least fair thing in the entire year. americans are working longer hours, and the only break most of us get is a little extra sleep on the weekends. which i use to stress-dream about work! then one day a year, the government comes in under cover of darkness and steals a precious hour of sleep from us. the next day, i wake up thinking i'm going to have a nice, relaxing sunday. but then i check my phone, see the real time, and i turn into a crazy person yelling at his phone. "you betrayed me! now i won't feel guilty when i drop you in a toilet." so i'm over it. especially the phrase "spring forward". huh-uh. don't try to make it sound fun. i'm not "leaping" into the future! i'm barely hoisting myself out of bed. and it's dangerous. this is absolutely true. studies have found there's an increase in auto accidents the monday after daylight savings.
(laughter) my question is -- and i think this is a reasonable question -- why does it have to happen on the weekend? why can't they do it on a wednesday at 4:00? "hey look, now it's 5:00. time to go home." (cheers and applause) hoorah! rah! republican candidates, if you want to stop trump, make that your platform. laugh i mean, it's totally arbitrary anyway. time's just a construct! it used to be 2:00 a.m., now it's 3:00 a.m. we all agree to live by these rules, but where do they even come from? everyone says you have to wear clothes and you can't just go to work in your underwear, except if you're a life guard. (laughter) and we're allowed to eat some animals, but not the kind you keep as pets. and you're never allowed to eat humans. but you also can't keep them as pets! what are you supposed to do with them? also, at this point, i feel like i should tell you i'm on a lot of cold medication. i caught something bad over the weekend.
helped? an extra hour of sleep. (applause) that would have been great! but you know what'll make me feel better? >> jon: what's that? >> stephen: an extra hour of great show tonight. >> jon: uh-huh, yeah! (cheers and applause) >> stephen: first -- magic! (laughter) first, i'll be sitting down with the host of hbo's "last week tonight," our old friend john oliver. (cheers and applause) >> stephen: that's nice. then, i'll be talking with the number one ranked golfer in the world, the defending masters champion, jordan spieth. (cheers and applause)
order. (cheers and applause) oh, speaking of music -- ( band playing ) that's jon batiste and stay human. say hi, everybody. (cheers and applause) they are about to get us started right, but before they do, one more thing: millions of digiorno pizzas have been recalled after customers found pieces of glass in their food. it's not delivery, it's a lawsuit. >> announcer: tonight... stephen welcomes john oliver! world's number one golfer jordan spieth! and a musical performance by "new order"! featuring jon batiste and "stay
and now it's time for "the late show" with stephen colbert! (cheers and applause) thanks, everybody! all right. nice. whoo! thank you! thank you so much! (audience chanting stephen) >> stephen: i'll take it! i'll take it! thank you very much. i'll take that. i don't always need the chanting yen more but i need the energy because as i mentioned, as you can tell from my deep, deep, sexy voice tonight and my corps' like power, i got real sick this weekend.
of a sudden. i try to take care of myself. i don't think it's allergies because i never go outside. i wonder what happened... (cheers and applause) i'm not going to say who's to blame, but i will say jeff daniels tasted like chicken soup and dayquil. purelle even a little bit, i was thinking about that. (laughter) i've spent the last 48 hours in and out of consciousness. i caught part of some great shows. i watched part of mr. robot. i have foggy recollections of watching kimmy schmidt. my weekend was basically netflix and chills. of course, we all know from when we were kids, the one good thing about being sick is curling up on the couch, maybe with some toast and ginger ale and watching "the price is right," (cheers and applause)
and neuter" means. (laughter) "never you mind, it's just something not very nice that maybe your cousin doris should think about." (laughter) i think one of the reasons we like that show is that the theme song is so peppy it made you feel better. you remember the theme song? (humming song) you all engaged in copyright infringement now. (laughter) i have a theory. i bet "the price is right" theme song can make anything better. you can take any footage, no matter how sad or disturbing, and the "price is right" theme will improve it. here, i'll show you.
>> help me! long live the king! ("price is right" theme playing) >> stephen: see! (cheers and applause) that wasn't tragic at all. i'm sure mustafa just crowd-surfed those buffalo. perfectly fine. this is meredith, one of our producers. say hey, everybody. (cheers and applause) when you were a little girl, were you allowed to watch the price is right? >> yeah, i stayed home a lot when i was sick because i was the youngest. >> stephen: absolutely. and the baby is gone, so they want you to stay home when you're the youngest.
price is right all the time, my favorite show ever. i watched it so much, i had a theory when i was older, the barkers' beauties, the models, i thought they were mute. they couldn't talk, they never said anything, so i thought they had a problem. >> stephen: do you think they were hired because they were mute or do you think bob barker had their vocal chords cut? is that what spay and neuter meant to you? >> i thought it was an outreach program, beautiful women -- >> stephen: who can not talk at all. >> -- but who could really show off a refrigerator. >> stephen: did you think of that as a job? >> no. i wanted to be a contestant, but never happened. >> stephen: sorry about that. do you know what would make you
a price is right theme song. jimmy, hit us again with a little taste. >> ahhh! ("price is right" theme playing) (laughing and coughing) >> stephen: it's like, he didn't die from a creature burstic out of his chest, it's like he won a free alien! and the alien was made by kenmore. (laughter) speaking of things that make you feel sick, donald trump. (cheers and applause) up till now, he's been the funny guy with the weird hair, and we've all had our fun poking at the big orange garfield who
mondays. but recently, trump's rallies have gotten ugly. first, in north carolina, a trump supporter sucker-punched a non-violent protestor. on friday, there were so many angry protesters at trump's rally in chicago that he canceled it. which is strange. usually a mob of angry people is a trump rally. and on saturday, during trump's rally in dayton, ohio, a protestor tried to rush the stage. he was either trying to disrupt the rally or just saw trump's head from a distance and thought they were giving out free ham. (laughter) the protester has been charged with disorderly conduct and inducing panic -- which means he could be the next republican frontrunner. (applause) but donald trump had his own theory as to who this guy might be, tweeting, "he has ties to
should be in jail!" proving the man's ties to terror. look at it, it checks all the terror boxes: isis flag, arabic writing, man dragging u.s. flag, and scary middle eastern music. that's damning evidence. with a beard like that, he's either in isis or mumford and sons. only problem is, the video's fake. someone on youtube doctored the footage of the protester from but trump had a good explanation. >> there's no ties to isis for this man, no law enforcement official, and this video that you linked to appear to be a hoax. >> what do i know about it? all i know is what's on the internet. (laughter) >> stephen: i want to let this sink in for a second. the likely republican nominee for president of the united states said "all he knows is
trump is america's gullible uncle, just forwarding anything he sees online. obviously, his first state dinner will be honoring that imprisoned nigerian prince! and it won't cost us anything because the prince promises to send us a check. well, i want to alert donald that there is other scary stuff on the internet, too. like this thing i just found because i made it. that checks all the terrorist boxes too: middle-eastern music, wearing a turban, and he has a lot of facial hair. donald trump, feel free to retweet. my god, that cat is going to give me nightmares. jimmy, make it better! ("price is right" theme playing)
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"last week tonight" on hbo. please welcome john oliver. ( band playing ) (cheers and applause) >> stephen: let me just slather that across there. there you go. >> that definitely works, right? >> stephen: mm-hmm. good evening. you sound great. >> stephen: i feel great. ound great. >> stephen: i feel good, too. up close, you look even er? thank you very much. this is nice. that's a cheap high, all that purelle. that's nice. >> if you're completely honest, how close are we to a weekend of bern situation? (laughter)
you one question and let you talk for 12 minutes. (laughter) i want to talk to you about the last time you were here in the fall, you said you don't give a damn about donald trump. >> i didn't. >> stephen: you did not give a damn about donald trump. >> we were not in the election year at that point. >> stephen: but we were already still -- >> we were in the process -- let me handle this for you. (laughter) were we in the process, john? yes, we were. we were in the process. >> stephen: we were in the primary process. >> still not at that point, no. >> stephen: well, the primary process, or process as we say on this side of the pond dr. . >> we invented the words, we'll tell you how they're supposed to sound. (laughter) >> stephen: they were still campaigning. >> yes. i didn't care, and i didn't think i had to care. no one thought we were going to be here, but we are. >> stephen: now you care a
you did a wonderful 20-minute piece two weeks ago -- (voice cracked) -- with two weeks ago -- (cheers and applause) >> yes. >> stephen: tell the people about that. >> here's what we did on our piece if you didn't see it. we were trying to separate the kind of mascot donald trump from the man, so we wanted to -- the trump name is very powerful, what he embodies is powerful. >> stephen: very large on buildings. >> it couldn't be larger while being safe. so we wanted to separate that, to find a division so you could look at him with fresh eyes, and his ancestors were called drumph. >>take a nap. >> stephen: they don't pay me if i take a nap. i'll keep my eyes open. >> they were drumph. >> stephen: why would you
subtle, isn't it. >> stephen: beautiful language, language of poetry, angry poetry. so we made hats and we sold 35,000 of these. (applause) >> stephen: now, where does that money go? >> we sold it at a cost which you might imagine hbo found hilarious. what's more funny than not making money on an inexplicable hit? but jay-z's people called hbo asking for a hat. i'll tell you this for starts, buy the hat, jay-z. >> stephen: he wanted one for free? >> he wanted one for free. spring for a hat, let it trickle down. that's how economics works, right? >> stephen: you get these on ebay. >> i said, okay, send him one. they were already running out. i did say, be careful, because if he puts that on his head in public, you're going to need
and if his wife puts it on in public, we are not longer a tv show, we're a hat manufacturing company. >> stephen: that's true. you had to bring that. >> i haven't seen one. this is the first time i've seen one. you and i putting this on our head -- >> stephen: does nothing. put it on. (laughter) >> i will and watch the sales go down. look. it's over. (cheers and applause) >> stephen: that likely lowers your intelligence. very nice. >> you're telling me kids don't want this? (laughter) >> stephen: could trump happen in england? could he happen -- this kind of candidacy in england -- >> it could happen, it has happened. we've had many kings in the past in british history and you see
there is an equivalent wearing of gold between 18th century candidates. >> stephen: but donald trump himself is getting 35% of primary voters of the republican party, say 40% of americans identify as republican, less than half vote in the primaries, he's getting 35%, so it's, like, 12% of the electorate is voting for him. >> that's an credible meaningful 12%, though. >> stephen: but in the american system, that 12% if he captures the nomination gets 50% come november to get you to vote >> yeah. >> stephen: so it's not an impossible idea that he's the next president of the united states. polysci class just now. >> stephen: but that wouldn't happen in a parliamentary system, because he would get 12% there. >> that's why our crazy leaders were kings because your only qualifications is you mad to come out of a queen's vagina.
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ierchesaboutiphones and encryption. we had loretta lynch here last week talking about getting the attorneyattorney general to open the phones. >> i understood it yesterday. there's two things at work, really, this particular f.b.i. case with farook's phone is tangentially connected to inscription and there's a broader case which the f.b.i. cant apple and other tech companies to keep encryption just low enough they can hurdle over it. problem is they won't be the only one hurdling. and if you do not -- if you side with apple in this, you have to allow for the fact that this phone will remain locked and will -- as will others -- and
come with encryption, but also incredibly important things. >> stephen: like what? we owe the internet to encryption. we have been through this before. >> stephen: i kind of assume that the government sees everything i do at this point. don't you? i feel like, ah, they know. how many people think they know? (applause) you see? >> that's how dictatorships work. isn't that right? say it! clap now! (applause) >> stephen: no! i'm not forcing them to. but it's my audience has given up all hope. >> i think the government has to acknowledge the hard truth on their side which is that it is a risk. if apple does this, technically, it is a big risk because it could jeopardize a lot of information. >> stephen: so it's risk against risk, though. >> yes. >> stephen: it's a risk not to know and a risk to know. >> yes.
question edipus wanted to answer. >> depends on if you wanted to (bleep) your mother or not (laughter) >> stephen: but he know. he would have married his mother and not had to pluck out his eyes. you're writing a tragedy. >> there is not an easy side to be on. each side has to accept and own the tough consequences to being on that side. nothing about this is easy. and isn't that level of nuance satisfying? >> stephen: so you came down on the side of encryption? what are you hiding? that's the question you have to answer. what are you hiding, john oliver.
>> stephen: i'm not the stazi. i'm not hiding anything. >> stephen: we'll never know now because you won't let me look at your phone. >> you can look at it. >> stephen: really? no, have it. there's your microphone back. >> stephen: i'm sure that holds up in court. >> code is 4873. >> stephen: that's the code to your phone? >> not anymore it isn't. (applause) >> stephen: you can't say that! >> security is difficult because you make mistakes like reading out your phone's pass code. that's the point. it's hard to keep things secure, through incompetence. >> stephen: that's true. the amazing thing about your show is you take these deep dives into very difficult subjects people don't generally want to pay attention.
>> stephen: you look like you're on qvc selling now. >> it's crystal clear sound. >> stephen: what's the next thing you will get me to care about i didn't know i cared about. >> i don't know. >> stephen: it's monday. you don't know. >> don't sound like the inside of my panicked conscience! (laughter) we have a couple of ideas, but it is a rollercoaster ride to terror every week. >> stephen: mm-hmm. i call flaming toboggan run. (laughter) you won't give me a hint? give me ideas of what it is. >> i don't know. i don't know what we're going to do. >> stephen: do you not know till you sit down on sunday night? >> welcome to the show, inscription, how am i going to (laughter) it. thank you for being here. >> been an honor to be on this flaming toboggan with you. >> stephen: i hope you don't get sick. >> well, it's almost inevitable now, isn't it? (laughter)
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stein: we need an attorney general with the independence to stand up to the special interests and who will always put the people of north carolina first. josh stein for attorney general. ( band playing ) (cheers and applause) >> stephen: welcome back. my next guest is only 22 years old, but he's currently the number one golfer in the
please welcome, jordan spieth! ( band playing ) (cheers and applause) >> stephen: hey! please have a seat. wow! >> all right! deal. that's the masters jacket. can i touch you? >> stephen: that's nice. that's amazing. (laughter) >> stephen: do they make that customer for you? is it ready for you when you win? because you won last year. congratulations. >> thank you. what they do is they normally have a members jacket that's of similar size to the champion they give you at the time, and then you can either take that one in and they just replace the member's, or you can get it tailored. >> stephen: they have a rack of different sizes?
i didn't want anyone touching mine so mine's the exact same one i put on as the green. >> stephen: have you had it dry cleaned? >> no, does it smell? >> stephen: not even any stains. >> your team did a good job back there. >> stephen: good. 2015, year of spieth, you won masters, u.s. open, pga, number one ranked in the world and made $22 million. congratulations (applause) >> thank you. >> stephen: this coming year if you don't make $23 million, you're falling behind. >> is that right? i hope the purses go up, then. >> stephen: congratulations. thank you. yeah, it was a dream come true year. the masters was our breakthrough. in 2014, i was close and fell just short to bubba watson who won second, and this year kind of got revenge there and was able to hold it the whole way through and kind of kept the
>> stephen: anything cool come with the jacket other than the jacket? do you have any duties this year? >> shoot, yeah, i get to come on your show. what an honor. (applause) >> stephen: i mean, do you have any special ceremonial role at the masters of being the defending champion? >> there's a champions dinner tuesday nights where past champions gather around. so this year i get to pick the menu. you pick the menu and wine. >> stephen: last year's winner gets to pick what you eat this year? >> exactly. so we'll do probably some barbecue. i'm from texas. >> stephen: that makes sense. now the masters starts april 7th, right? >> yes. >> stephen: and starts broadcasting on cbs on april 9th. what's it like down at augusta national? when you look on tv, it just looks so green and perfect, it looks like it was drawn by
>> stephen: do bambi and thumper come out of the woods? >> it used to be a tree nursery, and it's just a beautiful piece of land. i mean, it's almost like you're walking on a video game when you're actually playing the tournament. you never see it anywhere else. it's my favorite place in the world to be to play golf and obviously with some great memories there now. it's even more special. >> stephen: you're going back as the defending champion are. you more likely to repeat at augusta because tits the same place every year and you know the course? do you feel you have an advantage? >> yeah, i feel i would have an advantage over other places. i think it's so unique. each time you play it, you learn something new. you see a new pin position. the whole play is different than the year before. the experience down the stretch, everyone, at least that i've talked to, it's their favorite tournament they ever dream of winning, and, so, the pressure is there.
you can look back -- i will be talking to my caddy saying, like, you know what? we have been here before, maybe these guys haven't been is that you will be talking to your balls, too. balls. >> stephen: a lot of people like to tell their balls, get up on the green. you have a real conversation with your balls. take a look. >> just be enough. go! be good. be good. go hard! go! sit down, balls. sit down! (applause) >> stephen: yes. now, i assume your balls are watching tonight. is there anything you'd like to say to your balls before the tournament? >> stay hot and stay dry.
>> stay dry. >> stephen: you also support something called -- let me get this right -- drive, chip and putt. what's that? >> a new initiative created by a few of the governing bodies of golf and allows really any kid from 7 to i think 15 to have a chance to go to one of hundreds of qualifying sites and eventually if you keep on qualifying through just driving the ball, chipping and putting three different sections, you can eventually make it to the finals, and the finals take place this sunday and kickoff masters week. >> stephen: at augusta national. >> kids can play there. 80 participants this year. 40 girls, 40 boys. hit a drive, and go to the 18th green on sunday pin location and the kids get to hit a putt on the green at the same speed as playing the tournament. i was at the inaugural event two years ago and the passion
>> stephen: 7 to 15 year 15-year-olds? you're only 22. i wish they had established it a few years earlier. >> stephen: you do much better now. >> yeah. >> stephen: i play a little bit of golf. i'm very bad at golf, but doyen joy it, and the masters, of course, is one of the best weekends of the year because i love the signal that spring is coming and might be able to get there and play this summer but i have a terrible swing. would you give me help with my swing? >> i can certainly try. >> stephen: come on over. all right (applause) who's up first? >> stephen: i don't know. what do you think? there you go. >> all right. >> stephen: shall i show you? yes, you shall show me. >> stephen: okay. why don't i try to hit one and you show me how it's done howflt about that? >> perfect. >> stephen: great. this is the exact driver i
>> stephen: here we go. oh, boy, where should i stand? >> stephen: i take so long -- (laughter) i take so long to set up my shots my friends back home call me coma colbert. >> that's fantastic. >> stephen: all right. here we go. (breathing... ) oh! (cheers and applause) >> but you had your jacket on. >> stephen: true. maybe i should take mine off, too. here, would you hold this for me? >> stephen: sure. (cheers and applause) (cheers and applause) >> stephen: holy (bleep)! jordan spieth, everybody!
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