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[ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: very nice. i appreciate that. very kind. that's very nice. it's too much. thank you. well, that's very sweet of you, i do appreciate it. i'm going to tell you something. we've been here since, what, friday night we got here? i'll be honest, i don't know if i'm going to survive the week. [ laughter ] i'm dying. i've been eating too much, i've been drinking too much. last night was the night i was planning to rest.
i was going to go to bed early so i could finish the week strong. instead, i went to willie nelson's ranch. [ cheers and applause ] not a place for relaxation. my cousin sal and i talked tony romo, who is our guest on the show last night -- [ cheers and applause ] -- into going to a charity event at willie's an hour away from here. we do the show, we get something to eat, god forbid i miss a meal here. we cram into my car. there's a group of guys and somehow tony and i wind up in the way back seat where you put kids. so we drive in the back seat all the way out to this ghost town that willie nelson owns. he owns the whole town. the event started at 7:00. our show didn't start until 7:00. we get there, about 11:00, we drive in, there's no one in sight. the ghost town is a ghost town. there's an empty tent with three people cleaning up. in other words, i talked the quarterback for the dallas
cowboys into driving an hour to go to a party that was over. [ laughter ] that's why they call me mr. fun. [ cheers and applause ] oh, by the way, willie nelson is going to be joining us here tomorrow night. south by southwest festival. you know, some people worry that south by southwest has become too corporate, some people say they've sold out. but i think i speak for myself and everyone watching from the subway platiza lounge, powered by lady's foot locker and monster energy drink, if i say, no, we have not sold out, we've sold in. one of the popular spots to carouse surg south by southwest is sixth street. [ cheers and applause ] oh, you know that one? between fourth and eighth, right? yeah. this is video of a man austin police arrested yesterday for fighting. they got him in handcuffs and then this happened.
>> jimmy: i didn't know you were a horseman, i had no idea. boy, that button's really doing its job, isn't it. >> guillermo: it's about to break. >> jimmy: go over to your spot there, come on. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: we have a really good show tonight. i have to say i am very excited. the great bill murray is here with us tonight. [ cheers and applause ] i'm doing something that has not been done in a very long time. we're going to cross streams. if you're in the front row -- we're lucky he's here. you can't book bill murray for the same reason you can't book a rainbow. it's time for him to appear, he just appears. and he is going to appear tonight. also from "the walking dead," norman reedus, melissa mcbride. [ cheers and applause ] by the way, i want to say, we have someone very special in our audience tonight. you're all special, of course. but i'm speaking specifically of the chancellor of the university
of texas, william mcraven is here with us tonight. [ cheers and applause ] the reason i mention this -- this is quite a guy. [ cheers and applause ] i mean, this is not your typical chancellor. he is a retired four-star admiral who, if you don't know, was the commander of the operation that rescued captain philips and commander of the operation to kill bin laden. [ cheers and applause ] in other words, we're in very good hands. we're honored to have you here. even his name is a bad-ass name. there you go. [ cheers and applause ] you know, i'm sorry. i don't want to bring anybody down but it was a tough day for the u.t. men's basketball team today. lost a very tight game to butler
today. chancellor, now that that you've got bin laden what are you going to do about butler, eliminate them? [ indiscernible ] he's not afraid of anything at all. you know, there's so many great things to do in austin, texas. there's so many activities and things to see. but sometimes it's also fun to just hang out and see where the day takes you. guillermo and i were walking around town. well, we just happened to wander into a very special neighborhood. ♪ >> jimmy: nice day. >> guillermo: beautiful day. >> jimmy: what do you want to do? >> guillermo: wait. we should do tequila ensenadas. we drink tequila and look at the pinata. >> jimmy: where are we going to find pinatas in austin, texas? >> guillermo: hold on.
>> jimmy: is that supposed to be a whistle? >> guillermo: yes. >> howdy. >> guillermo: you know where's the pinata district? >> that way. >> jimmy: all right. how does this work? >> guillermo: every time someone say "pinata" we drink tequila. >> jimmy: where are we going to get the tequila? ♪ >> jimmy: wow. how you doing? >> how can i help? >> jimmy: you have those things that are -- they're like balloons, papier-mache, colorful, they come in different shapes, they look like figures -- >> pinatas? >> tequila! >> jimmy: pinata. >> guillermo: pinata. >> jimmy: can you show us some
of them? >> we've got all kinds of pinatas for kids' parties, traditional pinatas, custom-made pinatas. >> jimmy: really? >> a whole lot. >> tequila! >> jimmy: he said it a whole bunch of times, "pinata." these don't have candy in them yet? >> no. we've got a lot of candy in the front here, whatever you like. >> jimmy: you put it in his b-hole? why are they all -- >> this is an economical pinata. >> tequila! >> guillermo: he said it again. >> jimmy: you did say it again. glad you're keeping track. >> i'm trying not to. >> guillermo: it's okay, don't worry, don't hold back. >> jimmy: pinata. >> guillermo: pinata. >> jimmy: do you want to kill a snowman? >> guillermo: no! >> jimmy: that's the snowman from "frozen." >> yes, sir. >> jimmy: these are all officially licensed pieces of merchandise, yes? >> yes, sir. >> guillermo: wow. the cold doesn't scare me anymore. >> jimmy: what? >> guillermo: that's what they
say in "frozen." >> jimmy: you're starting to slow down, aren't you? >> guillermo: yeah. >> jimmy: yeah. >> this way, more pinatas over here. >> tequila! >> guillermo: okay. where's yours? >> jimmy: it's in my pocket. oh-oh. this is a fun game, huh? >> guillermo: yeah, it is! >> jimmy: like a living pinata. take us to another pinata store! >> guillermo: all right, yeah! >> guillermo: pinatas! jimmy, that pinata looks like you. >> jimmy: that looks like you. they knew we were coming or we are really hammered right now. give yourself a kiss. >> guillermo: mwah! >> jimmy: it's me or jfk, i'm not sure. let's go inside and look at some pinatas. >> guillermo: let's go inside.
>> jimmy: we're here to party! that's nice they have those -- [ speaking spanish ] >> pinatas? >> jimmy: aah! >> guillermo: look, jimmy. >> jimmy: oh, wow. mucho sexo, right? right? oh, look at this. we'll go on a double date. >> guillermo: yeah. >> jimmy: hey, ladies, what are you doing tonight? [ speaking spanish ] >> tequila! >> jimmy: she did say pinata, you're right. >> guillermo: pinata! >> pinatas! >> jimmy: what's happening here? >> guillermo: oh my god, what's happening here? >> jimmy: this is how they make more pinatas. >> guillermo: wow. >> jimmy: there's so many. [ speaking spanish ] >> jimmy: what does that mean? >> guillermo: chucky! >> jimmy: it is chucky, wow.
if we keep drinking i'm going to up-chucky here. you get it, right? >> guillermo: yeah, i do. [ speaking spanish ] >> pinatas? >> jimmy: oh, pinatas! it was funny before. now it's starting to become a problem. pinatas! >> guillermo: pinata. [ speaking spanish ] >> jimmy: giddy-up, now! >> guillermo: i'll take the pig. >> jimmy: come on little horse, let's get out of here. oh, i'm going to take guillermo with me too. >> guillermo: come on, my little pig. >> jimmy: grab my head, guillermo. all right, thanks, guys. >> guillermo: bye! adios! >> bye! >> jimmy: pinatas! >> guillermo: hasta la vista, baby! >> jimmy: i see another pinata store up ahead. >> guillermo: me, too! yeah! >> jimmy: how are you doing? >> good.
>> jimmy: good to see you. you have those things that are filled with candies here? >> yes, we have many of those. >> jimmy: what are those called? >> pinatas. >> jimmy: yes! >> guillermo: salud. >> jimmy: which one is the best pinata in the store? >> best pinata -- >> jimmy: pinata! >> guillermo: tequila! [ speaking spanish ] >> guillermo: are we going to have enough room for all these pinatas? >> jimmy: we'll make room. we have to make room. i like this thing. tequila and pinatas. >> guillermo: hi! pinatas, yeah, whoo! >> jimmy: we lost a duck. pinata! >> guillermo: pinatas. hi. >> hi. >> jimmy: do you have any pinatas here? >> yes, we do have. >> jimmy: you have what? >> pinatas. >> jimmy: oh! >> guillermo: tequila! >> jimmy: pinata. >> guillermo: wow! you almost break it. >> jimmy: i know, you wouldn't want to break a pinata. oh my god, what is this one?
who's this? >> guillermo: bin laden. >> jimmy: it is bin laden. this is the one that should be -- >> guillermo: hold on. >> jimmy: what? that's how you hit bin laden? >> guillermo: i want to hit it hard. >> jimmy: hard, knock his head off. >> guillermo: bad boy! >> jimmy: this seems like a bad idea. i'm going to put bin laden in here. what the hell is this? >> guillermo: tank? >> jimmy: this is a tank? >> guillermo: i thought it was a pipe. >> jimmy: no, it's not a pipe. >> guillermo: you need help? >> jimmy: no, i don't need help. i feel #blessed right now. this is a good game, i'm enjoying it. >> guillermo: yeah, me too. >> jimmy: thank you for being a friend. >> guillermo: friends forever. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ]
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[ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: cleto and the cletones. hello again. tonight from austin, texas. tonight from "the walking dead," norman reedus, melissa mcbride, and steven yeun are here to protect from us zombies. then later with a song from the soundtrack to "fifty shades of grey" the weeknd from the at&t stage. tomorrow night edward sharpe and the magnetic zeros. come colin hanks. and the great willie nelson will be here. [ cheers and applause ] kanye west will not be. kanye cancelled. [ cheers and applause ]
apparently, he has a ceramic class on friday nights. our first guest tonight flew into austin on a plane to put a big maraschino on top of the fun that is already being had here. he's a one-man festival on his own. he's here for no other reason but to bring joy to our lives please welcome bill murray. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ [ cheers and applause ] ♪
>> jimmy: what a cute outfit. well, you look very pretty. very beautiful. >> thank you. >> jimmy: is this your typical austinwear? >> no, i'm usually jeans and a t-shirt. this is just tonight, it's special. it's quite a place you have here. >> jimmy: thank you. >> it's really nice. >> jimmy: thank you. >> how much you pay for these seats, folks? they're free? how much did you pay up there? [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: it's all free no matter where you are. >> can you hear us up there? [ cheers and applause ]
>> jimmy: i'd say that's a yes. you've been to austin many times before. what was the first year that you came here? >> the first year i came here was austin city limits. [ cheers and applause ] i came for the show. and i ended up falling in with -- i ended up on a golf cart for a few days just driving around from venue to venue. and my friend said, you should go see this girl jenny lewis who's doing a show. >> jimmy: she's great. >> yeah. and so then from then on, it was just like, we're going to go see these people. and then i just drove the cart. that's all i did was drive. they told me where to go. it was really fun. >> jimmy: sounds like fun. only you would be allowed to drive a golf cart around town, yes? >> i have a background. >> jimmy: there are certain subjects that you're able to take. have you been to willie nelson's ranch? >> no, i -- no, but i've been out with willie nelson. it's a similar thing. >> jimmy: yeah. [ laughter ]
>> jimmy: we dug this up. this is from "meatballs." >> that's right. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: is this your own shirt or something that wardrobe -- >> i wore all my own clothes on that movie. >> jimmy: really? >> all my own clothes. i did all my clothes and i did my own makeup which basically i got a suntan. >> jimmy: did you really did your own makeup? >> the first day the lady was doing my makeup, smoking a cigarette. she leaned in and burned my face. and i thought, i can do that well. you know? so i just got a suntan. >> jimmy: you've been known to, when you go into a bar or party, to jump behind the bar, start bar tending, serving people drinks. is that -- when you do that, do you take their actual orders? are you making them what you want to serve them? how does it work, exactly? >> well, you know, when you jump behind a bar, you're sort of an auxiliary helper. a first responder is really what you are. [ laughter ]
>> you're there because the bartender's not getting it done quickly enough, maybe is overwhelmed by the experience. you try to help. but you want to get repeat business. sometimes you make them something a little more special or larger than they would have wanted. >> what's your specialty drink? >> for most of the people down here, what you are given is water. [ laughter ] hey, i'm not talking to you young people, i'm talking to you old folks up there. you know, if you can drink a glass of water with every drink you drink, you become much more interesting later on in the evening. >> jimmy: that is true. do you have other methods for dealing with hangovers, preventing or treating them the next day? >> well, i have a friend who's a chemist, told me the breakdown in the "b" complex. if you can pound multiple vitamins. when i was a house painter we used to just plop multiple vitamins first thing in the morning before we started painting. >> you find that helps? >> it really does help, yeah. water's the key.
if you can drink water, the professional drinkers drink water with every glass of wine. >> jimmy: that's what i tell young people nowadays. it's so important to stay hydrated, it really is. it's probably the most important thing. you sometimes will help the deejay out. by help, i mean kick him out and you'll take over. what song do you go for, if you want to get a party started? >> well, i'm with that -- the robin thicke song, the big moneymaker that he just made for marvin gaye. [ laughter ] that's a good one. >> jimmy: it's a great song. >> marvin gaye, you know -- that's money, nice. you're no longer here to spend it. but his original song is the song i like, the long version of that. that turns the party around a little bit. >> jimmy: do you know about this? you see these things everywhere. i think the first time i saw them was here in austin. various products with your face on them.
[ cheers and applause ] that's a pillow we bought down the block. a religious artifact. i have to admit we are even guilty of this. that's my wife and baby and they're both wearing clothes with your head all over them. [ cheers and applause ] my baby's copping a feel there also. do you get anything, do you have a deal like elvis, you have a merchandising empire? >> just saying, you have a deal like elvis, makes me laugh. no, i don't have a merchandising empire yet. i'm going to work on that. i'm going to start with hydrating. >> jimmy: yeah, yeah. >> that's really -- i end up getting a little fuzzy and forgetting what i'm thinking. >> jimmy: water. b.m. water you could call it. [ laughter ] >> do they hear that way up in the top? [ cheers and applause ]
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>> i did, i did fill one out. >> jimmy: who do you bet against? do you have a group that you do? >> usually i get in with a bunch of people. but they're so lackadaisical, no one wants to be -- i'm in one that's so great. if you tell every day what your picks are. yesterday didn't really happen. >> jimmy: i like that. >> i've been really successful on that one. it's pretty good. do you have water? >> jimmy: i do. mine's iced tea. >> we'll count that. nice work with the pinatas. >> jimmy: thanks. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: by the way, i'm pretty sure you just said pinata. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: this is not water. this is not agua as we call it. >> what do you say? >> guillermo: tequila! [ laughter ]
>> guillermo: salud! >> jimmy: salud, yeah. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: i find myself doing this a lot lately. your son is a basketball -- college basketball coach, his team is in the n.i.t. tournament, university of rhode island, right now. >> right, the rams, yeah. >> jimmy: they won their first round, next they play stanford on sunday, i believe. will you be watching when that happens? will you be zeroed in on this game? >> yeah, i'll be there. i don't know if i'll be there but i'll be watching. you can't do anything. you can't breathe, really. >> jimmy: you call your son and tell him what the team should be doing? >> yeah, and i see the phone ringing in his pocket and he's not answering his phone. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: did you coach his teams? your boys' teams? >> a long time ago, yes. >> jimmy: basketball or other sports? >> yeah, basketball. >> jimmy: what kind of a coach were you? >> i was stern but fair.
>> jimmy: were you? >> my first guy -- i taught him everything. i thought i taught him everything. because they were -- i don't know how old they were. 6, 8. i didn't teach them how to take the ball in how to bounce. i forgot to tell them, you've got to pass the ball in out of bounds after a basket. >> jimmy: that's one of the key parts. >> what kind of coach are you? new. you know, i'm new. but yeah, it's fun coaching. >> jimmy: you were working with rick ross, the first billionaire i believe they called him. >> right. >> jimmy: what in the world were the two of you doing? >> we're doing a christmas show. >> jimmy: that makes sense. >> my friend is friends with him and thought he'd be great to sing this one song. he came and recorded the song. and that was the last we saw of him. he didn't show up to shoot. >> jimmy: really. >> if anyone sees a 300-pound guy who looks like he's supposed to be in new york two weeks ago, let me know.
>> jimmy: you know, he is friendly with kanye. perhaps they're drinking water together somewhere. >> i don't know. yeah. it was a lot of fun, he just got lost. i kept saying, you better be dead because otherwise he's in trouble. you know? >> jimmy: yeah, right. >> no one got that joke either. he was pleasant as hell, i don't know what happened. >> jimmy: are you going to go around and hang out and enjoy austin and delight people along the way as you are wont to do? >> sure. it's fun. well, you just got to keep moving. you can't, you know -- you just can't stop. if you stop, you're dead. keep moving. you've got to keep moving. i'm kind of looking for like a kind of a soft mosh pit, a gentle mosh pit, where i can just, you know -- it's not going to get ugly, there's not going to be a boot in the face or anything. we're just going to relax and kind of, you know, move from place to place. >> jimmy: that sounds like a lot of fun.
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right now. >> jimmy: i love the idea that you're scared of this show, when your show is the one that's scaring everybody. it's genuinely terrifying. you ever think about that? >> it is weird. i have no problem with that. but this is just the most terrifying thing ever. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: did you all come to austin together? >> no. >> no. >> jimmy: how long have you been here? >> i came in, what, day before yesterday? my mom was out here. [ cheers and applause ] >> i've been here before. i came two days ago. >> jimmy: i see. and you? >> i came in last night. i tried to do some things that i didn't get to -- i came in late. >> jimmy: what kind of things did you try and do? [ laughter ] >> what? i don't know, go see some music. >> jimmy: i gotcha.
>> yeah, but i ended up ordering chicken wings and a caesar salad. delicious. >> jimmy: from the hotel? >> from the hotel, yeah. >> jimmy: really? wow. so you are really living it up. >> taking advantage of austin. >> jimmy: you obviously, your mom's here, have you been here before? have you been to this festival in austin, texas? or any of the -- have you ever been here? >> i came here. i came here back in the '90s. and i was on "walker texas ranger." [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: wow. so you're practically a local. i did not know that. >> i played a doctor. >> jimmy: are there walkers in every show you're on? [ laughter ] >> apparently. >> jimmy: yeah. >> touche. >> jimmy: in the graphic novels your character gets killed with a baseball bat. >> yeah. >> jimmy: and we've seen what may possibly be some foreshadowing? >> yeah, i like -- glenn loves
to touch bats. handle them. >> jimmy: austin's a great place to touch bats. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: do any of you like have any idea -- have you been told, don't worry, you're going to be around for three seasons? don't worry, you're going to be around -- anything like that? >> no. >> jimmy: no? >> no, we get every script and run to the back and pray that we're in it. >> yeah, it's terrifying. >> jimmy: so far the power of prayer has worked for you. >> i didn't think about that. every time we get a script i'm like -- i could be doing anything and i'll stop and start to read it. it could be like the middle of surgery and i would just -- i don't do surgery. >> jimmy: good. [ laughter ] >> really bad at it. >> jimmy: when you get a script, if your boss handed you an envelope and you don't know if there's a termination notice in it. >> yeah. >> jimmy: and your kind of terminations are really terrible terminations. >> right, right. >> it's the pink slip, right, when the pink pages come out, the revisions come on colored
paper. >> jimmy: those are the ones you watch out for in the indignity. not only get killed off on the show but on pink paper too. those are very graphic -- the scene last week where your friend noah, there was an incident inside a revolving glass door. and that was something else. is that something when you guys are shooting a scene like that, are you able to eat lunch and carry on? as if nothing revolting is happening? >> yeah. i mean, you work all day, you're starving. yeah. you're used to it. plus there's zombies around you eating too. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: so austin, what's the number one thing you'll eat while you're here? looking to eat, besides hotel chicken wings? >> tex-mex. >> pulled barbecue. >> jimmy: pulled pork, yes. anything besides your room service? >> it's just really good. [ laughter ]
>> a high bar. >> jimmy: the bar is too high and the bars are too many, yes. it's very good to see you guys. i hope you'll live. >> you can hope, sure. >> jimmy: we'll pray, do all the things that are necessary. the show's fantastic, "the walking dead." it's amc. we'll be right back with music from the weeknd. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> dicky: the "jimmy kimmel live" concert series is presented by at&t. mobilizing your world.
[ cheers and applause ] >> dicky: the "jimmy kimmel live" concert series is presented by at&t. mobilizing your world. >> jimmy: we have one more night in austin, tomorrow night. i want to thank bill murray, "the walking dead" cast and apologize to matt damon, we ran out of time. "nightline" is next but first, here with the song "earned it" the weeknd! ♪
♪ you make it look like it's magic oh yeah cause i see nobody nobody but ♪ ♪ you you you i'm never confused hey hey i'm so used to being used ♪ ♪ so i love when you call unexpected 'cause i hate when the moment's expected ♪ ♪ so i'ma care for you you you i'ma care for you you you you yeah ♪ ♪ 'cause girl you're perfect you're always worth it and you deserve it ♪
♪ the way you work it 'cause girl you earned it girl you earned it yeah you know our love ♪ ♪ would be tragic oh yeah so you don't pay it don't pay it no mind mind mind mind ♪ our love would be tragic ♪ so i love ♪ ♪ so i come when you call and it's perfect ♪ ♪ when you call unexpected 'cause i hate when the moment's expected so i'ma care for ♪ ♪ you you you i'ma care for you you you you yeah 'cause girl you're perfect ♪
♪ you're always worth it and you deserve it the way you work it cause girl you earned ♪ ♪ it girl you earned it yeah on that lonely night we said it wouldn't be love but we felt the rush ♪ ♪ it made us believe it was only us convinced we were broken inside inside inside ♪ ♪ inside yeah 'cause girl you're perfect you're always worth it and you deserve it ♪
♪ ♪ oh yeah oh yeah oh yeah oh yeah ♪ ♪ oh yeah oh yeah oh yeah oh yeah ♪ sneets we've been alone this time around brings joy ♪ ♪ you ain't going to catch me i'm a young ♪ ♪ you can't be innocent the devil cannot let go ♪ ♪ now she's happy but you expect every day ♪ ♪ she wrote the way out so often ♪ ♪ we have to do it this way in austin ♪ ♪ austin austin austin
♪ austin austin austin ♪ on the right side of the smoking and drinking all day ♪ ♪ need a change ♪ things that you can have it ♪ i'm just smoking let's go ♪ she asked me if i'd do this every day in austin ♪ ♪ she wrote the way not so often ♪ ♪ do it either way austin ♪ baby i can make [ muted ] austin ♪ ♪ austin austin austin can i do it austin ♪
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