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"jimmy kimmel live"! tonight -- rob lowe, from marvel's "agents of shield", chloe bennet, this week in unnecessary censorship, and music from bebe rexha and now, here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: thank you. thank you. thank you for watching. thank you to all of you for coming. welcome to l.a. i'm glad you're here.
i'm not sure i'm glad i'm here. i'm concerned because -- i don't know why they announce this kind of stuff. maybe they want us to be prepared. yesterday at the national earthquake conference, it was in long beach. if earthquakes had any sense of humor, they would strike in long beach while it's on, but a scientists who specializes on studying the fault says the southern part of the fault which includes here in los angeles is, quote, locked, loaded and ready to go. like it's bruce willis or something. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: and whose side are you on? it makes me nervous. i spent the last night gorilla gluing my hourglasses to their display stands. one of the guys who works here, let's call him joe because that's his name. joe bought an earthquake preparedness kit. it's a bucket full of supplies. one of the items listed is an emergency toilet.
he was curious to see what it was. it turns out the emergency toilet is the bucket itself. i guess in an emergency everything is a toilet. [ applause ] >> jimmy: you don't really need a bucket. [ applause ] >> jimmy: thank you for that weird unregulated applause. they say the most important things to have, and this is important to have in your earthquake readiness kit is water, food, and dwayne the rock johnson. if you have those things -- applause ] >> jimmy: today is the fifth of may, it's cinco de mayo. [ applause ] >> jimmy: everything had spanish sounds like a party, doesn't it? you say the myth fifth of may in english, it's boring. this is what i love about this country. we get drunk for the irish on
st. patrick's day. for the mexicans on cinco de mayo. i don't think other countries are getting drunk on the fourth of july to celebrate us. even the president celebrated cinco de mayo today at the white house this morning. the traditional pardon of the avacado. it will live to see another sal id. maybe in some places they don't know what it is, but it's a good deal in l.a. this is courtesy of our local morning show. this is the cinco de mayo of the segue of the day. >> this is in houston, texas. going on right now. speaking of house of fire, ross matthews is with us now. >> good morning. >> cinco de mayo. >> jimmy: at least he was wearing his somber hat. today is always a fun day for guillermo. guillermo, have you been
partaking -- where is guillermo? >> in the lobby. >> jimmy: why is he in the lobby? >> from hollywood, it's your favorite show, it is the best show. it is the guillermo show. and now here's your host, guillermo. [ applause ] >> guillermo: oh law. welcome to the guillermo show. and a happy cinco de mayo. >> happy cinco de mayo. >> guillermo: please hello to my band. ♪ >> jimmy: hello, band. do you hear that today donald trump issued an apologize to mexico? >> no. >> guillermo: me neither, that son of a bitch. okay.
it is time to play my favorite game, rob high, or rob lowe. >> guillermo: rob high. that was fun. let's do it again. ♪ >> rob high or rob lowe. rob high or rob lowe. >> guillermo: rob lowe. [ applause ] >> guillermo: my first guest is handsome and talented and he's on the floor. please welcome, rob lowe. [ applause ] ♪ >> how are you? >> guillermo: good. >> how are you.
>> jimmy: guillermo, he's supposed to be on my show. you speak spanish, rob? >> guillermo: yes. [ speaking in spanish ] >> jimmy: i don't know what they're saying but it doesn't sound flattering. [ speaking spanish ] [ siren ] >> guillermo: it is time for how low can rob go? ♪ ♪ >> guillermo: we'll be right back.
>> jimmy: how the hell did he get rob lowe and the churr o buroo. donald trump observed cinco de mayo. he posted this on facebook. i swear this is real. we did nothing. he posted happy cinco de mayo. the best taco bowls are made in trump tower grill. i love hispanics. [ booing ] >> jimmy: there you go. all is forgiven, i guess. he even built a little wall around the mexican salad so it doesn't get on his american desk, i guess. [ applause ] >> jimmy: i don't know if you noticed, the taco bowl itself looks exactly like his hair. right? and then that taco bowl went directly into his trash can of gold.
is that pandering or insanity. donald trump is the presumptive republican nominee. he sat down with the new york times to sketch out his plan for the first $100 days of his administration, and well, this is the plan that he sketched. it's about what you expect. he says that by the 100th day of his presidency the wall on the border of mexico will be designed. immigration ban on muslims will be in place. the four horsemen will be scheduled to appear. he'll get to work chiselling roosevelt's face on mt. rush mother and replacing it with his own. if bernie sanders is elected, he plans on spending the first 100 days figuring out the lincoln bedroom dvr because he's old. he's reportly running out of money. they're said to be low on cash. his fund raising fell in april partly due to the fact that most
of his donors were at coachella for most of april. even with the drop in do nations, he raised more than $25 million last month. what is he spending that money on? i can only assume he's blowing it on all styling gel. speaking of older guys. this is from a beyonce concert. someone takes his membership to the oprah book club very seriously. ♪ >> jimmy: that's definitely not becky with the good hair. i see why beyonce has a baseball bat. it's thursday night. that means it's time to bleep and blur the big tv moments of the week whether they need it or not. it is this week in "unnecessary censorship." >> this morning donald trump went on national television and
[ bleep ]ed my father. >> looking to bring back [ bleep ]ed jabs, and people are going to be [ bleep ]ing jobs again. >> teacher appreciation week is an opportunity for us to [ bleep ] a teacher. >> is my eye okay? i just got whacked in the eye with a fb fb. >> i will [ bleep ] you and your families every day whether you vote for me or not. >> i grabbed the shaft and [ bleep ] the [ bleep ] that way. >> we've learned a lot of things since i was a kid. i used to have adults blowing [ bleep ] in my face all the time. >> my mother used to always say never [ bleep ] the volunteers, johnny. >> i would be frustrated if i had that much [ bleep ] in any mouth too. >> i can't find someone to love me, to [ bleep ] me. >> can i have my own now? >> rub my [ bleep ] first.
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-- i need to have one more look at that donald trump cinco de mayo post. guillermo are you now more supportive of donald trump now that you see he loves hispanics? >> guillermo: never. >> jimmy: is there any amount of a key la in the world that could convince you otherwise? >> guillermo: never. >> jimmy: today is cinco de mayo and sunday is mother's day. don't forget. mothers give us life. and in return we give them mimosas. personally, i don't know if i believe in this whole mother thing. i have no memory of being born. as far as i know i was always here. now this woman is walking around claiming i came out of here. it's disgusting. how do i know she's not just a nut. she is a nut, by the way. i can say that because she's on vacation right now. but on mother's day we tell our moms how much we love them. there are some things we don't ever tell them which is
dishonest. that's not right. to break the barriers, we asked people what's the biggest lie you ever told your mom, with their mom standing right next to them. with that said, enjoy this mother's day confessional. ♪ >> what is the biggest high you've ever told your mom. >> oh, no. what did i sign up for? me and my best friend used to sneak out and go to drag queen shows. >> what's the biggest lie you've ever told your mom? >> that i wasn't out all night doing drugs. >> news to me. when? >> high school. >> what is the biggest lie you've ever told your mom? >> i love you. >> what's the biggest lie you've told your mother? >> maybe that i didn't back into the neighbor's mailbox. >> i didn't know about that. >> with her car.
>> my car? >> what's one thing you've done that you've never told your mother? >> i hit someone on accident and i got a citation. >> was it really by accident? >> no. >> what's a lie that you've told your mom? >> that i haven't taken her makeup and i took a lot. >> what makeup? >> i've taken some lipstick and nom foundation. >> and? >> and some powder. >> and mascara and eye shadow, maybe. >> and? >> blush. i took some blush from her too. >> what's the biggest lie you've ever told your mommy? >> that i stealed it. >> what did you steal? >> daddy's wedding ring. >> what? >> daddy's wedding ring. >> where did you put your dad's wedding ring? >> under my pillow. >> was your husband freaking out? >> yeah. we ripped the house apart. we asked him and he didn't tell us until we bribed him with ice cream. >> so you did know where it was?
are you lying right now? >> can i go pea now? >> yes. >> what's the worst thing you've done that you never told your mom? >> the first kiss. i'm not kidding. >> that's not cool, dude. >> is h he not allowed to kiss? >> no, we're talking on the way home. >> was it worth it? >> yeah. >> that's, no. >> what's the biggest lie you ever told your mom when you were younger? >> that i never smoked. i used to take her cigarettes. i used to light them on the stove in the kitchen and smoke them. and then before she came home, i used to put the vents on in the house and get the cigarettes out. >> you? >> no, my mom. my mom. [ bleep ]. >> that's another lie. >> did we just uncover that you smoke? >> what's the biggest lie you've
ever told your mom? >> that she looked good in a dress even though she didn't. >> that was a low blow. >> what are you going to get your mom for mother's day? >> um, flowers. maybe a new dress. burn that one. >> thank you. thank you very much. >> thank you. >> can't win, i guess. happy mother's day. >> jimmy: tonight on the show we have music from bebe rexha, from marvel's "agents of shield," chloe bennet is here, and we'll be right back with rob lowe. be good. text mom. boys have been really good today. send. let's get mark his own cell phone. nice. send.
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>> jimmy: tonight, from "marvel's agents of shield" which can be seen tuesday nights here on abc, chloe bennet is here. then, this is her new single, it's called "no broken hearts" bebe rexha from the samsung outdoor stage. next week our guest chairs will be filled with the likes of ryan gosling, russell crowe, alec baldwin, kerry washington, shonda rhimes, mike birbiglia, riley keough, dave salmoni is bringing animals from the wild,
new england patriots tight end rob gronkowski will be here, also from the wild. and we will have music from the goo goo dolls, dead and company, cole swindell and our mash-up monday next week will be flo rida georgia line. that's flo rida mashed up with florida georgia line. it will be ridiculous. >> jimmy: our first guest is an emmy and golden globe-nominated actor whose perfect face you can see every week on the very funny show "the grinder" it airs tuesdays at 9:30 on fox-please say hello to rob lowe. [ applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: how are you doing? >> i hope your show is as good as guillermo's show. >> jimmy: i hope guillermo didn't tempt you with his
tequila. you've been sober for a long time. >> i figured i was going to throw away 26 years of sobriety away with guillermo. >> jimmy: who would you hang around in the old days for cinco de mayo? >> in the 80s every day was cinco de mayo. yes. >> jimmy: was it really? >> am i right? i mean, come on. i'm from ohio, and in ohio not only did we not have spanish. in fact, if you go to a taco bell, it was phonetic. if you went to a taco bell, it was like taco. it was my first thing. we didn't know from spanish or cinco de mayo. >> jimmy: unbelievable. >> until i got here when i was 14. >> jimmy: this kind of explains what's going on with donald trump right now. >> how great was that instagram? you can't make it up.
>> jimmy: it makes me wonder if there's a person in the office that goes no, maybe we shouldn't put that on. there must not be a person. >> there's no person. no. >> jimmy: i know you just had a big trip around the world. where did you go? >> i fall asleep or start slurring, i haven't had a stroke, hopefully. i'm just jet lagged. i actually, my wife and i and my best buddy and his wife did a big little world tour. we were in washington d.c., dubai, the maldive islands. lebanon and the lebanon syrian border, nine kilometers from isis. we wanted to look and sort of just. >> jimmy: you have a terrible travel agent. i mean, really. [ laughter ] >> yeah, and then las vegas and home. >> jimmy: las vegas? >> most people go lebanon, syria and vegas.
>> jimmy: they all all the places right there in vegas. paris, new york. >> i could have saved money and time. >> jimmy: who shot this photo and what ocean are you in? >> that's me at the man from atlantis in the indian ocean. >> jimmy: you even look perfect under water. it's weird. >> very nice to say. i was on my way down to rest. there was a shark that had a hook in its mouth and a piece of line caught. it had been caught. it was hiding in a cave. so we went down and tried to get the hook out of its mouth. >> jimmy: how did you know it was down there in the hook. >> the dive master said there's usually a shark in the cave, and when we went down there's a hook. >> jimmy: you answer to a dive master? >> i'm no expert. >> jimmy: why don't you have a snorkel? >> i have gills. >> jimmy: how long can you hold your breath? >> my son matthew is a free
diver and spear fisherman. he can hold his breath for a long time. he goes down deep when he spear fishes. i'm working on it. i'm probably at a solid minute, but not much more. >> jimmy: that's pretty good. wait. get back to you pulling a -- now, did you actually pull the hook out of the shark's mouth? >> i pulled the line, the line, and the dive master cut it out. >> jimmy: what kind of a shark was this? >> a nurse shark. not a great white. >> jimmy: okay. not one that's going to say thanks, now i'm going to eat you. >> i'm not that dumb. >> jimmy: sharks, when in the future, when you're down there swimming know you did this good deed for their fellow shark. >> when i'm surfing and if i run into a great white, i'll tell it. i don't think it'll do much good. at that point try whatever you can. >> jimmy: how are things going on "the grinder"?
you have a lot of fans. you gave the show the same name as an all male dating app. >> we figured it would just expand the audience. >> jimmy: has that dissipated? have people started to think of your show first? >> people go grinder, where did you come up with that, and i saw peyton manning retiring and he said, you know, to his teammates keep grinding. i'm like see, people use this phrase. it isn't just a dating app. >> jimmy: you're right, and yet, you're wrong. >> and i'm also wrong, very wrong. >> jimmy: your brother directed an episode of the show. >> my brother chad. it was great. we have a total shorthand as brothers do, and i would do a take and he would come around in the monitor and go, you know, and i would say, you know the, e, and there was a lot of utterances but no words exchanged and we would go back. >> jimmy: do you listen to him?
he's your little brother. >> why would i listen to him? >> jimmy: it's a little bit weird having your brother be the boss, isn't it? >> well, the show is called the grinder, and i am the grinder. and -- doesn't your brother work here? >> jimmy: he's a director. >> and you're jimmy kimmel on the jimmy kimmel show. there's no confusion over two wears the pants. >> jimmy: well, we both wear pants. for a while he was coming to work without pants but i had to talk to him, and he decided to wear them. and your son is on your show. >> my son plays joel on the grinder. we did a lot of work together on the last episode. >> jimmy: is that fun or do you get nervous for him? >> i get nervous for him. i'm starting to get to the point where i can look at him and act with him as just another actor which i think is a great compliment to him. >> jimmy: do you find yourself coaching him when you're acting
with him? >> a little bit i do. >> jimmy: do you have to resist the urge to coach him? >> no. i kind of want him to find it on his own, and he came into it as a -- he was a writer's assistant in the writer's room in the leadup and everybody fell in love with him and said play this part. >> jimmy: he's still in college. >> he's in stanford. >> jimmy: have you told him it's unnecessary to complete his degree? would you like me to tell him? >> i don't want you to tell him. he's a smart kid. he was studying neuroscience. now he's going to wear makeup for a living? the world doesn't need more actors. >> jimmy: god forgive he follows the same path of every day being cinco de mayo as you did. >> there's that. >> jimmy: how many tv shows have you been in and movies?
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right sleeve, left sleeve,gs i looneck hole. t-shirt? is this shirt alive man? oh, i'm tucking baby. no dancing, i don't dance. oh you like my shirt? that's a tight shirt! hello? hi. certain t-shirts have different emotions. help you experience this world? i'm glad you finally made it, dad. you have to experience this city. that's what you always say. you were right about the food. hi john. hey kevin. spent the day with an astronaut, huh.
>> jimmy: rob lowe! "the grinder" airs on tuesday's at 9:30pm on fox. rob, you've been so many different things. we're going to play a game called name that you. there it is. i want to tell you beforehand, we did this with kate wince let. we got every one of these right. every one of them right. >> isn't that boring if i get them all right? >> jimmy: try your hardest. >> all right. >> jimmy: here we go. first photograph. first character from a television show called the new kind of family. >> tony flanagan. >> jimmy: right. next one. this is from "the outsiders". >> soda pop curtis.
>> jimmy: this is from "oxford blues" what you must have been up to in those tight jeans. >> that must have been taken on cinco de mayo. that's dean joe. >> jimmy: next one is square dance. just the first time. >> i don't think he had a last name. he didn't. rori. >> jimmy: that's right. didn't have a last name. next one is -- look at that. i remember that. what an enticing poster that was. >> yes. i remember -- i remember this was very successful. i don't remember shooting it. i know, it's from my sex tape. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: no, it's not. it's not illegally yours. do you know that one? >> oh, it's coming to me.
richard dice. >> jimmy: right. i'm impressed. this one is a tv movie called "if the shoe fits". >> salvatori. >> jimmy: yes. this is during your time in the military called "the finest hour", and you played, this is a great name. >> dean? >> jimmy: nope. >> oh. oh, oh, hammer. >> jimmy: lawrence hammer. >> lawrence hammer. >> jimmy: next one, a classic. >> benjamin cane. >> jimmy: no. benjamin oliver. [ buzzer ] >> where did i get benjamin cane? >> jimmy: i don't know where you got any of that stuff. all right. i know we're all disappointed right now. rob has a few more.
let's help him through them. this is "tommy boy". you were uncredited in this film but you played -- >> richard -- no. paul. paul barrett? >> jimmy: yes, barrett. next one. one of your recent bests. >> look at that hair. >> jimmy: i mean, that was spectacular. do you remember your character's name. >> who could forget? dr. startz. >> jimmy: and finally austin powers, 1997, your character's name was? >> oh, boy. this is. >> jimmy: can i give you a hint? you didn't have a name. >> that's right. i was guard number three? >> jimmy: you were, put it up on the screen. decapitated henchman's friend.
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>> jimmy: our next guest is a highly-trained secret agent who recently discovered an ability to cause earthquakes, so be very careful when you clap. watch her on "marvel's agents of shield" tuesday nights on abc. please say hello to chloe bennet. [ applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: happy cinco de mayo. >> thank you. >> jimmy: have you been celebrating? >> yeah. i just had a shot of tequila. i feel great. are you guys all drinking? have they been drinking? >> jimmy: probably, yes, but not officially, no. >> okay. >> jimmy: congratulations. you finally got super powers.
that has to be exciting. you got the costume and everything. >> it is a little exciting. it's cool. it's very trendy right now, marvel, the super heros. people don't know when you're filming, like, being a bad ass, nothing is happening, so it's really awkward for everyone involved. so it's like i'll jump down on a chain and it will be like, and then, you know, people have to react, and then sometimes it's the other actors getting loopy, they try not to laugh because it's so uncomfortable. >> jimmy: acting is dumb in a way. >> what i do is so stupid. there are days when i'm sitting onset and working with the effects guys, and i'm like if my fingers are more closed -- the things we talk about are ridiculous. >> jimmy: you're from chicago originally. i'm interested in how this could happen. when you were a teenager, you became a music star in china. >> i did and you exposed that
horrible music video i did last time. i had a really weird robin sparkles moment when i was a teenager. >> jimmy: that was your hit, uh-oh. >> now people really creepy people, i'll be at target buying toilet paper and they'll be like uh- uh-oh. really uncomfortable. >> jimmy: my goal is to activate the stalkers. >> yeah. >> jimmy: so your parents, i guess your parents who send their teenage daughter to china to sing have to either be unusually supportive or -- >> no, they're great. they're great. >> jimmy: okay. we'll go with that. >> they're from chicago. it's not l.a. they get really excited about celebrities. my dad in particular is not great with the idea. he thinks that i'm the type of famous where people are like did you cut my hair in 2007? no one has any idea, and i go yes. that's what i did. and so -- but he thinks that i'm, like, julia roberts.
it's sweet. we'll be at star bucks and he'll be like this is a coffee for chloe bennet. [ laughter ] >> and they'll be like great. okay. and he'll be like from "agents of shields". i'm not kidding. he's done that. first off, i'm not getting a coffee. >> jimmy: what is he doing? >> i don't know. there's one particular run in which is just horrible. we were walking in sew hoe, new york, and out of the corner of my eye i see paul rudd. preant man. when i see celebrities i never bring it up to my dad because he'll go be super weird with them. i see paul rudd, i'm like cool, and all of a sudden my dad is next to me and i see him going this way toward him, and then all of a sudden, can you be paul
rudd? he goes up and says hi. i see my dad punching paul rudd and he goes hey, it's bennie. what's up, bud? my zad like a big, big, 6 foot chinese dude. he's attacking paul rudd on the street. he's like bennie, it's me. paul rudd is like, i'm sorry, i don't know who you are. but that's cool. and scurried away, and my dad comes back scratching his head and he's like, i know that guy from somewhere. he's my friend, and i know him but i don't know where i know him from. i'm like, dad, you know him because he's a movie star. [ laughter ] >> not your friend. [ applause ] >> but then my dad goes, oh, my god, we got to go get a picture with him. so he's really embarrassing. >> jimmy: should i warn paul? >> you should. i don't want to approach him.
>> jimmy: do you want to do a little bit of uh-oh for us? i think it would be great. [ applause ] >> jimmy: no in. >> oh, god. no. what's funny is that when you're in when you're a pop star in china, in a place like china, they're specific when you're in the studio. it's not sing what you feel. on this line we want to sing that one word like brittany, and then on this word sing a little more may si gray. i come from second city in chicago. i do improve. brittany is like a constipated girl from l.a. going to coachella. "i think i did it again ♪ . she's hocking up a loogy.
like she's always out of breath. >> jimmy: she's dancing so hard though. >> and then macie gray is like a drunk mom, smoking in the car pool lane. >> jimmy: do a little of that. ♪ let me get it. i try to say good-bye and i choke ♪ ♪ i try to walk away >> by the way. >> jimmy: that's actually very good. >> i'm in the studio, like, acting drunk. ♪ i try to walk away and i stumble. >> jimmy: you have to. can you meld the two together? >> that's uh-oh. >> jimmy: well, i can see why you're revered in china and the united states as well. congratulations on this. >> jimmy: chloe bennet! marvel's "agents of shield" tuesday nights at 9 here on abc. and when we return, music from bebe rexha.
>> jimmy: i want to thank rob lowe, chloe bennet and apologize to matt damon, we ran out of time. nightline is next, but first here with the song "no broken hearts." bebe rexha. >> jimmy kimmel live. my name is bebe rexha. ♪ no broken hearts in the club no tears in the club ' cause we gon' ♪ ♪ get it poppin' tonight no broken hearts in the club more drinks pour it up ♪ ♪ cause we gon' get it poppin' tonight ♪ ♪ we going straight to miami hop on a plane don't need no plans ♪ ♪ shining so hard like a grammy forget all the players
what they did ♪ ♪ we gonna be buying the drinks we gonna be buying the drinks ♪ ♪ line up the bottles line up the models we gonna forget everything ♪ ♪ oh ain't nobody going home you know what you came for ♪ ♪ to dance off the pain don't feel a thing just feel the champagne ♪ ♪ if you're feeling lonely baby let me hear you sing ♪ ♪ no broken hearts in the club no tears in the club ♪ ♪ 'cause we gon get it poppin' tonight no broken hearts in the club ♪ ♪ more drinks pour it up 'cause we gon' get it poppin' tonight ♪ ♪ we only got one life so let's go hard till the day we die ♪ ♪ no broken hearts in the club more drinks pour it up ♪ ♪ cause we gon get it poppin' tonight we gonna do it real biggie ♪
♪ sky is the limit in this town we taking over the city ♪ ♪ we too high to bring us down we gonna do what we do ♪ ♪ we gonna do what we do three in the morning four in the morning ♪ ♪ meet you for eggs in the morning ♪ ♪ oh ain't nobody going home you know what you came for ♪ ♪ to dance off the pain don't feel no shame just feel the champagne ♪ ♪ if you're feeling lonely baby let me hear you sing ♪ ♪ no broken hearts in the club no tears in the club ♪ ♪ 'cause we gon get it poppin' tonight no broken hearts in the club ♪ ♪ more drinks pour it up 'cause we gon get it poppin' tonight ♪ ♪ we only got one life so let's go hard till the day we die ♪ ♪ no broken hearts in the club more drinks pour it up ♪
♪ 'cause we gon get it poppin' tonight ♪ >> jimmy kimmel live, let me hear you scream. one, two, three, four. ♪ no broken hearts in the club no tears in the club ♪ ♪ cause we gon get it poppin' tonight no broken hearts in the club ♪ ♪ more drinks pour it up 'cause we gon get it poppin' tonight ♪ ♪ we only got one life so let's go hard till the day we die ♪ ♪ no broken hearts in the club more drinks pour it up ♪ ♪ cause we gon get it poppin' tonight ♪
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