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team, i'm jim gardner. good evening. >> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live!" tonight -- chris pine. the bachelorette jojo and fianc. with cleto and the cletones. and now, hold on -- here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: very nice. hi, everybody. i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thank you for coming.
thank you for joining us. this is our bby biannual after e full special in case three or four hours of "the bachelorette" wasn't enough for you. the emotional season finale of "the bachelorette" that confirmed it is possible to make a lifelong commitment to your soul mate even though you were making out with another guy a simple 24 hours before. our hero this year jojo was forced to choose between robby, former competitive swimmer, and jordan, former quarterback. she had to choose between the guy who used to play football and the guy who used to swim. as you probably know, she chose the football guy. jordan. which makes me very happy. [ cheers and applause ] back in may, before the show really even started, i predicted she would pick jordan. well, my wife told me she was going to pick jordan, so i predicted she would pick jordan. i have now correctly predicted
four of the last five winners of "the bachelorette." [ cheers and applause ] and that, ladies and gentlemen, is why they call me rostradamus. thank you. so both guys met jojo's parents but jordan kind of fumbled the ball, he didn't ask her parents for their blessing and jojo wasn't happy about that especially because robby did ask. jordan had to call them to ask permission over the phone. >> hello. >> hey, is this joe? >> yes, hi. >> hey, it's jordan rogers. >> jordan. >> are you with sarai as well? >> yes, hi, jordan. >> joe and sarai, i just want to ask if i can have both your permission to later today get on a knee and tell jojo these exact things and promise to her i'm going to be that man for her and promise to be that for the rest of our life. i want to knowfy have your blessing in that. >> are you crazy? you've known her for like eight
weeks. >> and you had sex with robbie last night. >> stupid [ bleep ]. >> jimmy: that did not go as well as jordan hoped it would. after jojo broke up with robby, right before he proposed she kept telling him, i wanted it to be you. she knows if she wanted that she could have picked him. it's not an arranged marriage, this is not pakistan, did somebody not explain the rules? before joe dan proposed to jojo he wrote a letter to express his innermost feelings. of course the producers had both of them read the letter containing his innermost feelings out loud for everyone. >> joejoelle, i was sick to my stomach knowing how hurt you were from our conversation the other day. to know that you doubted my love and intentions even a little broke my heart. there was never a doubt in my mind you were the one and today would be the day i would get on a knee. this morning i talked to your mom and dad. i promise to always be the man you believe i am.
to never hurt you. >> and to love you for the rest of my life. >> i asked them both for their blessing and permission -- >> permission to make today the specialest day of her life. hearing the excitement in their voices -- >> as they gave me their blessing -- >> was one of the happiness moment in my life. diagram so excited for today and for our future. i love you. julio. >> jimmy: what the hell? >> guillermo: i like her a lot. >> jimmy: in other news, the "new york post" yesterday published several nude photos of melania trump that were taken during her modeling days. this is the front page of "the ogle office," always clever. here's some of the choice shots. we've censored them slightly so we can show them on tv but they
are totally nude. trump's communications adviser said the photos are a "celebration of the human body as art." to me they look more like a celebration of the human body as a paycheck, but okay. art. the photos were taken in the mid-'90s for a french magazine. there's melania with a friend. you know, it's funny. in any other election, nude photos of the candidate's wife would be far and away the biggest story of the campaign. it would be crazy. donald trump this isn't even a blip. this won't make it -- by wednesday we'll never hear about this again. but the "new york post," they know how to sell papers. this isn't the first time they've done something like this. i remember many, many, many years back when they pulled the same move with eleanor roosevelt. [ laughter ] bernie sanders has a copy of that hidden under his mattress. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: he's old is what i'm saying. the last few days have been difficult for donald trump.
hillary clinton is now on top of him in most of the major polls. on friday in colorado springs, trump and his secret service team got trapped in an elevator for half an hour. they almost had to send beyonce's sister in to get them out. [ laughter ] he insulted the parents of a muslim-american soldier who was killed by a suicide bomber in iraq. in an interview with george stephanopoulos he either didn't know or forgot russia had invaded ukraine and in that same interview he awkwardly tried to distance himself from former new york city mayor michael bloomberg. >> now i see this guy up on stage saying negative things. he knows nothing about me. he's never been to my office. i don't know him well. >> you played golf together. >> maybe once. i hit the ball a lot longer, a lot better. >> jimmy: that's what really matters, you know? after that interview, many people were criticizing trump saying he's uninformed, speaking off the cuff. but we actually obtained some of the uncut footage from that
interview courtesy of abc news. you'll see that not only wasn't donald trump speaking extemporaneously, his remarks were very well prepared why did you soften the gop platform on ukraine? >> i wasn't involved in that i was not involved. i was not involved in that. i'd like to -- i'd have to take a look at it. but i was not involved. >> do you know what they did? >> they softened it, i heard, but i was not involved. >> they took away the part of the platform calling for provision of lethal weapons to ukraine to defend themselves. >> look, i have my own ideas. he's not going into ukraine, okay? just so you understand. he's not going to go into ukraine. you can mark it down, put it down -- >> he's already there, september he? >> [ bleep ]. >> okay, well, he's there in a certain way, but i'm not there, you have obama there. frankly that whole part of the world is a mess under obama. with all the [ bleep ] and all
the power of nato and all of this, in the meantime he's going the way -- [ laughter ] he's sort of, i mean -- >> you said you might recognize that. >> i'll take a look at it. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: it's not about hate organize politics, tonight is about love. jordan and jojo, who from now on i will call jo-jojo, that will be their name -- embarked on an amazing journey. jojo did not take the decision she made tonight lightly. she started with 26 guys. and littling that down took a lot of thought, a lot of staring into the distance, thinking, just kind looking at nothing. i love that part of the show. tonight we went through the whole season and collected all the moments in which jojo was lost in thought, to prove once and for all that staring is caring. ♪ ♪
>> jimmy: oh. jojo? jojo? jojo? jojo? jojo! when she gets in that zone, there's not much you can do. all right, jojo and joe drdan a with us tonight. chris pine and chelsea ballerini are backstage too. when we come back the season finale of "the baby bachelorette" so stick around! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ this summer, t-mobile's throwing a galaxy free for all. right now get a free samsung galaxy for everyone in the family. you heard right a free samsung galaxy with every new line. and get 4 lines with 6 gigs each - for just 30 bucks a line. plus everybody gets unlimited streaming from their favorite services. don't wait - get a free samsung galaxy for everyone.
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chris pine, bachelorette jojo and fiance jordan. congratulations to mtv. mtv turned 35 years old today. it started on this date in 1981. isn't that crazy? i can't believe it's been 35 years. i wonder if julie brown is still downtown? somebody should probably go pick her up, right? mtv celebrated their special day by doing what they do better than anyone, which is not showing music videos. i watched a few hours of mtv a couple of weeks ago. according to mtv, all 16-year-olds are either pregnant or getting catfished. okay, as you may know i am the producer of a wildly successful bachelor spinoff series. but in our version of the show we don't use attractive 20-something and 30-somethings. we use children. little kids. and it has been an incredible journey so far. and now the journey must come to an end in the ridiculous season finale of "the baby bachelorette."
>> tonight on the season finale of "the baby bachelorette" beyawn day makes the most important decision of her life. >> i didn't think this would be so heart. i don't want to break one of their hearts. >> first celebrity jeweler jennifer myer gets the guys ready for their big moment. >> hi, my name is jennifer myer. i've designed jewelry for jennifer aniston, reese witherspoon, jimmy kimmel, and now proud to say the baby bachelorette. >> hi, jennifer. >> hello, manny, it's so nice to meet you. what do you think is your favorite? >> hm, the small ones. >> the small ones. we like to call these zd baguettes. this is amazing, i've never quite seen anything like this before. the penne, it's a very classic choice. i hope bianca's not gluten free what do you think? >> yeah.
>> what do you love most about w bianca? >> making jokes. >> that's nice. do you have a favorite joke? >> knock knock. >> who's did there? >> the cow. >> oh, yeah? >> moo. >> i'm really loving your choices so far. it's beautiful. >> do you think she's going to like it? >> i think she's going to love it. >> okay. i hope she likes penne. >> show me the bling! >> okay! well, it's nice to meet you. what are you looking for for bianca? >> i want the biggest metal you got. >> that's rigatoni. >> how many carats is this? >> it will be the biggest necklace on this show ever. >> all done. >> rigatoni was a bold choice but look how beautiful it turned out. >> she's going to faint when she sees this. >> i think alex really designed
a statement necklace there. i think it's going to be hard for bianca to say no to that one. >> jimmy: before bianca makes her choice, i sat down with her for a final heart to heart. well, bianca, this is a big day. you have a very important decision to make. how do you feel? >> i feel very nervous. >> jimmy: what was the last decision you made? >> um -- cinnamon toast crunch. >> jimmy: oh, so breakfast was your last big decision? and how was the cinnamon toast crunch? >> it was delicious. >> jimmy: you've dated how many guys have you dated? >> a lot of guys. >> a lot of guys. been through a lot of guys. and here we are now near the end of this journey. do you feel like you might have found the one? >> can't i marry both of them? >> jimmy: no, that's polygamy. you can't. it's illegal. you can't do it. >> oh. >> jimmy: yeah.
whose heart will bianca break? >> i've never been more nervous in my life. >> jimmy: and who will she make the happiest boy in the world? >> i'm not nervous. she's totally going to say yes. bianca, you're the most beautiful girl in the world. you're my partner. you're my best friend. will you marry me? >> please stand up. alex, you're an amazing guy. we have so much fun together. >> i know. >> but i'm in love with someone else. >> what? >> i'm sorry. >> not as sorry as i am!
>> time to go back to tinder. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] >> i love you from the bottom of my heart. i want to share my cookies with you. bianca, will you do me the honor by being my wife? >> yes, yes, forever and ever and ever! [ applause ] ♪ ♪ i only want to see your smiling face ♪ ♪ it's the only thing that pulls me through ♪ ♪ even when i find myself a million miles away ♪
♪ don't you know all roads lead me back to you ♪ ♪ all roads lead me back to you ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: choked up. grat lations to bianca and manny. tonight on the show, music from kelsea ballerini, jojo and jordan from "the bachelorette" are here, and we'll be right back with chris pine! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> dicky: portions of "jimmy kimmel live" are brought to you by captain morgan. join the movement to let people under 35 be president by signing the petition at "under35potus.com."
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>> jimmy: hi, there. welcome back to the show. tonight, from "the bachelorette," jojo fletcher and jordan rodgers are here. to publicly declare their love. then, she's headlining her first tour starting october 21st in houston, texas, kelsea ballerini from the samsung outdoor stage. you can see her co-host the finale of "greatest hits" thursday night, here on abc. tomorrow night, salma hayek will be here, mark consuelos will join us, we'll have music from
grouplove, and later this week, hugh grant, morgan freeman, nikki glaser, steve martorano, and music from miranda lambert and young the giant. please join us for all of that. our audience knows this. it tables a special kind of man to play jack ryan, captain kirk, and prince charming and you are about to see that specialness up close and in person. his new thriller "hell or high water," opens in theaters august 12th, please welcome chris pine! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: how's it going? >> really great. >> jimmy: you've had a crazy busy few weeks. you're in all the movies that are out now, right? >> all of them. i'm in a couple. i'm in "star trek," which was
out last week. [ cheers and applause ] check it out if you haven't, please. >> jimmy: you're playing wonder woman's boyfriend. >> i am. [ cheers and applause ] did you see the trailer? >> jimmy: it's great. >> it's really good. >> jimmy: i even tweeted about it, i liked it so much. i have to say wonder woman was never my favorite comic character. but i love the new wonder woman. i admire you also because it takes a very strong man to go from i'm captain kirk, and now i'm wonder woman's boyfriend, who needs to be saved. >> yeah. >> jimmy: it really does. you're very secure. >> gal gadot is one of the most beautiful women i've seen in my life. >> jimmy: yeah, absolutely. >> she matches all of that external beauty with a wonderful heart. she's a hard-working, great talent and the script is really good. i mean, really it's one of those beautiful confluence of a lot of different aspects coming together and they work.
>> jimmy: are you here to say you are actually in love with her? >> i'm married, man, no. i have great esteem for her. >> jimmy: okay, and jeff bridges. >> oh, man. i'm madly in love with him. >> jimmy: he's hard not to love, isn't he. by the way, he loves you too. >> man, i saw -- so i saw the show with jeff on. jeff's just full. jeff's just getting down here with his cardigan. he's like, you guys are talking about anxiety, which i love. >> jimmy: the fact that he's on tv is incidental to him. it doesn't make any difference. >> oh, man. we were in austin to screen this film that i'm here about, "hell or high water" i'm in with him, in the same film. and so there's a point in the junket where we're selling the movie and he comes over, kicks one of the interviewers off. there's jeff in the seat. he's wearing aviators and bifocal glasses in front of it. and he's like, so, what were we talking about?
uh, so -- hm. what do you think about guns? [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: jeff bridges is one of the all-time greats. >> oh, man. >> jimmy: someone i personally love you you though are maybe the greatest icon in music in the united states. barbra streisand has asked you to sing a duet with her on her album. >> yeah. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: how did this happen? >> i think i'm number nine out of nine singers. i'm not sure if that's a good place to be. >> jimmy: you're singing a duet what song are you singing with her? can you reveal? >> i don't remember. >> jimmy: you don't remember? >> i was so -- i was -- she gave me -- of course you know this. barbra, you could give me four lines out of the phone book and i'd sing it with you. >> jimmy: that is intimidating.
>> she was in l.a. i wanted to sing it with her. like 50% of myself wanted to seeing with her, 50% was like, maybe i shouldn't, i'd like to try to do a good job and not just -- >> jimmy: yeah, yeah, right. >> so i was in london shooting and i got to record there. she was somewhere in l.a. she'd already laid it down so i could listen to what she had done. >> jimmy: i see. you sang over the top of her while -- >> i didn't sing over the top. >> jimmy: no, no, no. >> casually trying to throw in a little glimpse of okay-ness. >> jimmy: i was wondering about this. i remember years ago barbra streisand did a duet with don johnson. >> don johnson? >> jimmy: oh, yeah. >> can we look that up. >> jimmy: gary gibb. >> oh, man. >> jimmy: the list of guys on this album, are you aware she's singing, besides you -- >> hugh jackman. baldwin. >> jimmy: alec baldwin. antonio banderas. jamie foxx. >> oh, yeah. >> jimmy: she's singing with people with whom she wants to have sex. [ laughter ]
>> jimmy: obviously. you've been sexually harassed, in a way. >> there is a lawsuit pending. very uncomfortable. >> jimmy: his this is an hr-type situation. >> she touched me on my front bottom. >> jimmy: since you've been doing these movies, there's a lot of facts about you, print interviews. i want to run a few things by you. true or false, you collect blanket asks cardigans? >> i like to be cozy. and one great thing i've learned about -- talking about jeff bridges. i have one scene with jeff in this film. it was my last day and his first day of shooting. and so he invited me into his room to jam on guitar and hang out. which any young actor's going to flip out over. >> jimmy: sure. >> i walk in. jeff is in a chaise longue, he's
got a cocktail, a ukulele. he's like, come on in, man. we end up jamming. then jeff gets so excited at one point he just kind of goes like this. he's just like -- >> jimmy: really? >> bizarre. sorry, stepped on your hand. >> jimmy: that's all right. [ cheers and applause ] >> it was a very intimate jeff bridges moment. >> jimmy: my hand is fine, i'm very resilient -- i'm swooning! chris pine is here. we'll be right back! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ hat a computer is. you see a keyboard that can just, get out of the way. and a screen you can touch. and even write on. when you see a computer that can do all that,
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getaway car. >> jimmy: that's chris pine in "hell or high water" which comes out august 12th. i liked that movie, it's really good, yeah. it seems it's a comedy based on the clip but not a comedy. >> no, it's like -- kind of has a '70s vibe to it. it's a western in a sense. it's a modern-day western about two brothers, they have family land that's been lost because of debt and mortgage and the bank is giving them an awful loan. it's essentially if "the big short" were about wall street, this is about main street, what happens to main street when the banks try to strip you and the hard-core texans do what they have to do to survive. it's a good outlaw tale. david mckenzie who made "start up," impeccably directed, directed this. taylor sheridan who wrote "sicario" wrote it. >> jimmy: when you have a director you admire, did you
know his work before he asked you to do this film? >> yeah, for me it was a situation i don't usually get where i was reading a bunch of stuff and nothing was coming my way that i was too stoked on. then i asked my agent to send me whatever you got that's interesting that is even -- even if it doesn't relate to me, send it so i can read it. i'm peeling through, i finally read this, i put it down and it's one of those rare, if you're an actor, a rare experience when you put something down and you know that you've read a work of art. that that in and of itself is something that should be paid attention to, whether or not it's made or not. i hunted it out. >> jimmy: you said, i'd like to play this part in this movie? or any part -- >> pretty much i knew exactly what i wanted to do and how i would want to do it. and taylor, i met with the writer, really receptive. turned out david was going to direct it. and i was very familiar with his work having loved it the year before. and it was just one of those s
kismet events that really worked out. >> jimmy: one more thing. do you know if you rearrange the letters of your name they spell "rich penis"? [ laughter ] [ applause ] >> thank you so much! thank you! i mean, i can't follow that. >> jimmy: no, no. was that something that you had -- that you'd known? >> i want to call my tattoo artist. >> jimmy: that's a great idea. some kind of confused tattoo artist and you're in a lot of trouble, yeah. dyslexic tattoo artist. >> uh, thank you? >> jimmy: you're welcome. i don't know. >> spread the word. >> jimmy: you have a lot of time on your hands, jimmy. >> jimmy: i play a lot of the scrabble. >> sweetheart, do you know this? put the kids to bed then i've got something for you. >> jimmy: the movie's called "hell or high water." it opens august 12th. chris pine, everybody. be right back with jojo and
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>> jimmy: hi, there, we're back. still to come music from kelsea ballerini. earlier tonight, just as i predicted, our next guests emerged from their fantasy suite of seclusion, freshly-betrothed. we watched their love blossom together, please welcome jojo fletcher and her fiance jordan rodgers. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: well, first of all, thank you guys. thank you for making me look smart. and like i know what i'm talking about. although really my wife is the one that figured it out. >> you're going to take the credit. >> jimmy: of course i take the credit. she works here, she's paid to figure things out for me. >> she's smart. i have to do something. i'm going to forget. i have to make a shout-out real quick. >> jimmy: okay. >> i want to say happy birthday to my sweet georgia, and you're going to make the most amazing big sister.
[ applause ] >> jimmy: oh! >> okay, i'm done. >> jimmy: back to you guys. what's going on? where have you been hiding? you've been together for how long? >> a few months. >> jimmy: before it was revealed to the public? >> it feels like much longer but it's only been two months. >> jimmy: is it a good sign that it feels like much longer? >> i feel we've been in hiding. we do safe houses. >> literal safe houses. >> we only can see each other every couple of weeks. >> can't leave no front yard. >> jimmy: when you're separate dodd you continue watching the shows that you watch on netflix separately and? >> that is a no-no, cardinal sin. >> jimmy: i agree with you. >> if we're trying to irritate the other, fine, i'll watch it without you. >> we've gone through four seasons in two days. >> it was a quick -- >> jimmy: did you watch "the bachelorette" together. >> no. >> we're hardly together on those mondays. >> jimmy: where will you live
now that you're together in public snfshlgt this is exciting. so he's actually packed all his bags. we're moving straight to dallas right after this. >> jimmy: oh, okay. >> i'm packed. >> jimmy: that's where you live in dallas. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: you packed your bags are you are you able to bring all your stuff? is he moving into your place? >> so we -- here's the back story on that. so i decided we were starting this new life together, we would get a new house. so i've been looking for a house for both of us. i've been sending photos and videos. >> jimmy: oh, so she's calling the shots in this relationship. >> blowing his phone up with photos. >> you're trying to make a big decision and i'm getting little photos, do you like this one? this one's amazing. the living room is for ants, i can't tellfy like it. >> jimmy: right, right. >> that's been hard. >> jimmy: you chose the place? >> i did. >> jimmy: you'll bring your stuff to the place? >> yes, we're going to snag the big-ticket items like my bed. >> i like my bed. >> jimmy: okay. we're already fighting.
[ laughter ] >> i love her but i love my bed too. >> i keep telling him, happy wife, happy life. right? >> jimmy: yeah. that's what the women say. [ laughter ] [ applause ] >> jimmy: that's for you, this is for you. we did this last time around. it was very successful. i want to find out how much you guys actually know about each other, okay? >> okay. >> jimmy: don't look at each other's cards. guillermo, we have a different process. since you're engaged we figured these are the things you might register for in your bridal registry. >> guillermo: this is a kitchen supply. >> jimmy: do you know what it is specifically? >> guillermo: you use it for fruit. >> jimmy: for fruit. it is a melon baller. you will win this melon ball fer y baller if you answer this question. name one of each other's childhood friends.
jojo's quick with an answer. >> wait, i'm doing his? >> jimmy: his. it wouldn't be much of a -- [ laughter ] >> jimmy: unless you have amnesia it wouldn't be so impressive. jojo, reveal your answer. jojo says -- todd. is there a todd? >> yes. there is a todd. >> jimmy: okay. >> yeah. spot on. >> jimmy: jordan? >> katherine. >> jimmy: is there a katherine? >> did i spell it right? >> jimmy: you did, very good. >> i was worried about that. >> jimmy: guillermo, the next prize is? >> guillermo: a peeler. >> jimmy: vegetable peeler. >> i'll use that. >> jimmy: name each other's favorite song. >> oh, crap. >> jimmy: or get kind of close. a song they love. a song he loves. >> [ bleep ]. >> jimmy: you don't let him listen to his music, do you? >> oh, crap. >> jimmy: looks like jordan knows more about you than you know about him. jordan's off to the races.
and jojo -- not quite as much. >> this is not even a song. >> jimmy: jojo, do you have your answer ready? reveal your answer. this is jordan's favorite song. >> okay. well. well, it's not a song. it's a song by them. >> jimmy: by what? >> "need to breathe," yeah. quite a few good ones. >> we may be missing an "e." >> that's breath. >> jimmy: i said the dixie chick one that's been playing nonstop for 24 hours. i don't know the name of it. >> jimmy: is that right? >> yes! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: guillermo, what is the next item? you're doing very well so far. >> guillermo: this is to open the nuts. nuts opener. >> jimmy: that's a garlic press, guillermo. that's not to open the nuts. do not open his nuts with that. name one of each other's grandparents. the name, not "grandma."
you have four to go from. >> oh, no. >> jimmy: oh, jojo. [ laughter ] this is one of the things you'll have to figure out before you get married. one of the grandparents is? i'm sorry? >> barbara would have been good. >> jimmy: barbara would have been good. she went with "todd" again. jordan? neither one of you. >> none of them are living. >> but they still have names, right? >> not available. >> jimmy: that's a bump in your road. the final item -- go to the big final item, guillermo. the big final item is this beautiful vitamix blender. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: it's a great item. name each other's favorite sports team. >> oh.
>> jimmy: all right, wow, the pressure's really on. maybe you guys need to start watching less netflix and pay more attention to each other. >> my issue -- >> jimmy: all right, jordan, you go first. >> i said the mavs or none. >> jimmy: dallas mavericks is correct? >> yes. i put vandy. >> jimmy: vanderbilt, is that right? >> kind of a cop-out. that's where i went to school. >> jimmy: all right, all right, we'll give you the blender anyway. congratulations. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: yes, make each other smoothies or whatever you like. jordan and jojo. former bachelorette. "bachelor in paradise" premieres tomorrow night at eight here on abc. we'll be right back with kelsea ballerini! >> dicky: the jimmy kimmel live concert series is presented by
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>> jimmy: i'd like to thank chris pine, jojo and jordan, and apologize to matt damon we ran out of time. neat line is next but first -- you can see her wednesday on the "cma music festival" here on abc, her album is called "the first time," here with the song "peter pan," kelsea ballerini! ♪ how's everybody doing? this is my favorite song i've gotten to release so far and i just found out it became top ten at country radio. if you know it, please sing it with me. this is called "peter pan." ♪ ♪ the smile the charm the words the spark ♪ ♪ everything
you had it i guess i had a naive heart ♪ ♪ 'cause boy i let you have it you said i was your only i never thought ♪ ♪ you'd leave me lonely you're just a lost boy with your head up in the clouds ♪ ♪ you're just a lost boy never keep your feet on the ground you're always ♪ ♪ gonna fly away just because you know you can you're never gonna ♪ ♪ learn there's no such place as neverland you don't understand ♪ ♪ you'll never grow up you're never gonna be a man peter pan ♪ ♪ ♪ deep down i knew that you were too good to be true ♪
♪ but every piece and part of me wanted to believe in you but now it's ♪ ♪ happily ever never i guess now i know better you're just a lost boy ♪ ♪ with your head up in the clouds you're just a lost boy never keep your ♪ ♪ feet on the ground you're always gonna fly away just because you ♪ ♪ know you can you're never gonna learn there's no such place ♪ ♪ as neverland you don't understand you'll never grow up you're never gonna ♪ ♪ be a man peter pan ♪ ♪ ♪ you're just a lost boy yeah
i know who you are you don't know ♪ ♪ what you lost boy you're too busy chasing stars ♪ ♪ and you're always gonna fly away just because you know you can ♪ ♪ you're never gonna learn there's no such place as neverland ♪ ♪ you don't understand you'll never grow up you're never gonna be a man ♪ ♪ you're never grow up yeah you're never gonna be a man peter pan ♪ ♪ never gonna be a man ♪
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