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we'lwe'll see you right here tomorrow. >> dicky: from hollywood -- it's "jimmy kimmel live"! tonight -- christina applegate. hall of famer mike piazza. episode 4 of "the baby bachelorette." we play blackjack with everyone in the audience. and music from the last bandoleros. with cleto and the cletones. and now we're back -- here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: here we go.
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got one, yes! i got him. i got him. hold that? thank you. sorry i've been distracted for the last ten days or so. but i finally caught my pikachu. this pokemon go is a menace. isn't it? no one's looking up anymore. we have a bunch of pokemon cult members all walking around like this. in case you're wondering how it works, a lot of a adults are like i don't know how it works, i don't understand. it's simple. you walk around catching virtual creatures, you build up star dust and candy, the star dust gives them the power, and feed the candy to your creatures, they evolve and then you can use the balls to capture your creatures and potions to heal the creatures to try to win control of a gym for your team. see? it's not complicated at all. [ laughter ]
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i don't know what the hell is going on. at this point i've decided to treat everyone i know who's on pokemon go like a character on "the walking dead" who got bitten by a zombie. the person we love is gone now, we have to move on. only thing more confusing than the pokemon thing is the republican national convention which is under way in cleveland. quicken loans arena. they say there haven't been this many white people at the quicken loans arena since the night they double booked jimmy buffett and kenny g. [ laughter and applause ] there's a protest, all sorts of dancing, speakers today willy robertson from "duck dynasty," antonio sabato jr from -- antonio sabato sr, i guess. i don't know. scott baio and melania trump spoke today. they're one dennis rodman short of being a new season of "celebrity apprentice."
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and ben carson is going to speak tomorrow, so that should fire everyone up. ha ha! a number of key republicans are skipping the convention. jeb bush, instead of traveling to cleveland, he spent the night home crying. mitt romney showed his displeasure by furiously ironing his dockers against the pleat. it's getting pretty -- donald trump was interviewed. you see him on "60 minutes" last night with his running mate? he had a quote last night i really cannot stop thinking about. >> you're not known to be a humble man, but i wonder -- >> i think i am humble. i think i'm much more humble than you would understand. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: that might be the most donald trumpy thing donald trump has ever said. he's bragged about how humble he is. the guy sitting next to him, looking sad, that's his new running mate, indiana governor mike pence. they got a lot of attention this weekend for their new logo, which did not make it clear whether they're planning to make america great again or just to make america pregnant. [ laughter ] the "t" is really invading the "p." the logo was criticized for being vaguely sexual.
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donald trump doesn't back off, but he did agree to change it to this. [ laughter and applause ] >> jimmy: it seems they're getting along, that i can tell you. apparently trump was unsure about the guy he was choosing for vice president all the way down to the wire. they say he wanted to dump pence at midnight the night before the announcement and go with -- which would have made him a pence dispenser. [ laughter ] but he didn't and thank goodness. they are off to a strong start. mike pence flew to new york to make the announcement. when you're in new york, where do you go? probably the greatest place to eat in the whole world. where do you go? what restaurant do you choose? if you're mike pence, busy weekend in new york, enjoying a quick dinner with the family at chili's. [ laughter ] so he's already making good decisions. should i have the mix and match fajitas or the loaded boneless wings, i don't know. meanwhile on the other big reality competition show tonight, the gods of love gifted us with a new episode of "the bachelorette."
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have you been following that? [ cheers and applause ] it was hometown date night, which is one of the best of the season. this is interesting. at the beginning of the year, i predicted jojo would end up with jordan. jordan rogers. but after the hometown visits i'm not sure they're compatible. this is jordan. check the hair. this is his brother, check that hair. this is derek's girlfriend. and this is their mom. so i don't know that jojo has the right hair for this relationship. [ laughter ] she might need to invest in a bump-it if she wants this to go all the way. i don't know if you know, but i'm the producer of a very popular bachelor spin-off show starring kids, the little people who like to go to the park. this week, we had our hometown visits. with that side, it's time for episode 4 of "the baby bachelorette." [ cheers and applause ] >> previously on "the baby bachelorette." passion reached new heights on two exotic destination dates. now it's time for bianca to meet alex and mattie's families on
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two dramatic hometown dates. >> hi, manny. >> hi, bianca. >> hi, bianca, nice to meet you. i'm tanai. >> hi, i'm lucy. >> it's a pleasure to meet you both. >> my sisters are so important to me. i hope they like bianca. >> this is really delicious. you're a great cook. >> thank you. >> i miss home cooking. >> but just as things were going so well, lucy gets real. >> bianca, are you in love with my brother? >> i worry about her intentions with manny. she has another man. >> yes, i do like manny, but there's someone else. they really put me on the spot.
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this process is complicated, but manny and i have something special. he's an amazing guy. >> they like her, yay! >> juice, bianca? >> yes, please. >> i see bianca as part of our family. >> cheers. >> after an emotional breakthrough and 12 juice boxes with manny's sister, bianca travels to meet alex's family. >> alex and i have an amazing connection. hopefully i'll love his family too. >> hey, hot stuff. >> i got a weird vibe from carson. get out of here, carson. hi, bianca. >> i don't know what he sees in stupid alex. by the end of this, she'll
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probably be dating me. >> while alex was trying to make bianca feel at home, his brother carson was trying to put their love in time-out. >> carson is a butt hole. >> at their emotional breaking point, alex and bianca try to salvage what is now a fragile relationship. >> alex, i feel like you're building walls. >> no, i'm building a fort. >> alex needs to allow himself to feel. i wish he would open up to me and be vulnerable. >> i don't know what vulnerable means. >> i feel like we're really in different places right now. >> we are. i'm in a fort. >> today was rough. >> and just when things couldn't get worse for the desperate couple -- >> mom!
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>> i cannot wait to get out of here. i just don't feel welcome here. >> but i built us a fort to live in. >> i should go. >> i understand. goodbye, gorgeous. oh, that was a disaster. >> coming up on the most dramatic season finale in baby bachelorette history, who will bianca choose? but first, tune in next week for "the men tell all" special. i have to ask, why captain america? >> i'm spider-man! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: i have something -- anyone here like money? i'm assuming the answer is yes.
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[ cheers and applause ] we're going to have some fun and maybe make a big pile of cash for those of you here in our studio audience. let's go to my aunt chippy who is at the cosmopolitan of las vegas. there she is. hello, aunt chippy. aunt chippy is there to play black jack for you, and if she wins, you will win. is that how it's going to go? [ cheers and applause ] so a few years back, you won, how much -- what was the most you won for the studio audience, aunt chippy? >> the first time i played, i won $100,000. but i lost it at the machine, jimmy, they never gave me the money back. >> jimmy: so aunt chippy has $10,000, she's going to bet that on one hand, if she wins, we're going to let it ride twice. she hits three hands in a row. >> be nice. >> jimmy: you all win. if any hand is a push, we'll replay that round.
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there's no doubling down, no insurance, no splitting. but a blackjack still pays one and a half. let's do it, cut the cards, let's play some 21. [ cheers and applause ] hold on a second, hold on. there's not supposed to be anyone else at the table. this is supposed to be a one-person table right now. who is this? who is that? who are you? hey, who is this guy? >> i'm just a city boy, born and raised in south detroit. took a midnight train going anywhere. >> jimmy: yeah, yeah. what's your name, sir? >> matthew. >> jimmy: can we have him escorted from the premises there? can we have him thrown out? >> absolutely not, i love his movies. >> jimmy: what do you mean you love his movies? >> absolutely not. >> jimmy: i don't like this at all. i feel like we're definitely
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going to lose with him at the table. okay? so let's take a break. >> if i knew he was going to be here, jimmy, i would have shaved my legs. [ laughter and applause ] >> jimmy: let's take a break. we'll be right back. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ whenoff the wheel to getands out of a tight spot. when you can relax with your foot off the brake and stay put. and when you enjoy 400 horsepower that's both smooth and controlled. that's the more human side of engineering. this is the lincoln summer invitation, hurry in now to your dealer for limited time offers! lease an mkc for $289 a month or get 0% apr for 60 months and just announced $1,000 dollars summer invitation bonus.
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[ cheers and applause ] thought maybe i'd play some cards with aunt chippy. i don't know. is that a crime? >> jimmy: i don't know. you know this man has robbed casinos? with george clooney, right, maurice? >> i adopted him so you're out of the picture. >> jimmy: great, i have traitors in my midst. we're going to bet $10,000 for the audience. matt, god help you if you take our cards. let's begin it. let's do it, put the money out. [ cheers and applause ] here we go. oh, god. matt gets a three, we get a ten. that's a nice start. [ cheers and applause ] oh! you see what i told you about him! you see what i told you? >> you shut up, you're giving me the horns! >> jimmy: we would have had that 11 right there. matt's doubling. what's the dealer showing? dealer is showing a nine. okay. all right. >> we're going to have to take a hit, chippy, i'm afraid. >> we're going to have to take
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the hit. >> jimmy: oh, matt has a 20. terrific. >> i got a 20. >> jimmy: chip, we got to take a card, right? yeah, you gotta make that. now we have nothing. now we have no money, and i'm going to tell you why. because matt damon showed up. [ laughter ] he took all your money from you and now we have nothing. unbelievable. >> hang on, wait a minute, wait a minute. jimmy, i was thinking, you know, i don't know if you've ever seen $10,000, but i personally like your studio audience a lot, and i feel like some of them like me. [ cheers and applause ] i think we gotta do this again. >> jimmy: all right, all right. all right, let's do it. >> i want to get out of the way and let this be all about chippy, okay?
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>> jimmy: yeah, all right. here we go, all right. [ audience chanting "chippy" ] >> 16, that's tough. >> jimmy: and a 9 showing, all right. >> we're going to have to hit that again. >> i gotta hit it again? >> you do. >> jimmy: don't listen to him! >> you got to assume she has a 19. >> jimmy: aunt chippy, what do you think we should do? >> if i get a card i don't like, i'm gonna throw up on the table. so give me a good card. >> jimmy: all right, we may get to see some vomiting tonight. >> you should give the audience $10,000 apiece just for sitting through your monologue. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: how dare you. don't you have any friends that you could be with right now. >> are you looking? >> i'm trying. >> that's my new favorite aunt i'm with right now.
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>> jimmy: all right, give us a card. i don't know what we're waiting for. let's do it, the suspense is killing us. oh, yes! [ cheers and applause ] >> now we gotta hope she does her job. we gotta walk away. >> jimmy: that's not necessarily great, but let's see what the dealer has. the dealer has, oh, no. [ cheers and applause ] [ crowd chanting "chippy" ] >> jimmy: all right, deal them. >> i stopped breathing. >> that's one. we need a few more. we need two more. >> jimmy: all right, here we go, $20,000. you have a king. and a queen. [ cheers and applause ] we're gonna stay right there. 11 -- 18 --
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[ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: we have $40,000. [ audience chanting "chippy" ] >> jimmy: $40,000, despite the presence of matt damon, we are actually winning. let's see her cards one more time. >> don't jinx us, jimmy! your audience is going to turn on you. >> i'll kill you myself! >> i'm going to take that show of yours and keep it, my friend. >> jimmy: i've already lost my aunt. okay, let's see some cards. let's see what we've got. here we go. oh, a 5. >> we're gonna stop and let her do her thing. >> stay. >> this is summer. we love summer! 14. 16. >> 18.
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>> leave me alone! >> jimmy: what did i tell you about him? >> wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute. >> jimmy: no, no, no -- [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: this is real money, by the way. >> it's real money. this is real money. >> jimmy: okay. let's do it again. >> come on, chippy. >> all right. >> jimmy: i found myself in a rare position. >> all right, we gotta stay. oh my god. >> jimmy: she's got a nine. we're going to stay. a four or something. well, there he is, everybody, bourne loser is back again. "jason bourne" comes out july 29th, do not go see that movie! nobody go to see it! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: mike piazza is here. we have music from the last bandoleros and we'll be right back with christina applegate.
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>> jimmy: tonight, he's a 12-time major league all-star who will be inducted into the baseball hall of fame on sunday mike piazza is here with us. then, this is their single. it's called "where do you go?" the last bandoleros from the samsung stage. they will be joined tonight by a mystery superstar of music. who could it be? find out later. tomorrow night kristen bell will be here, dave franco will join us, we have music from domo genesis with anderson paak. our first guest tonight entered our homes and our hearts on "married with children." now she's married with child herself. you can see her play a pta monster mother in the new movie "bad moms."
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>> i don't know what's going on with you, with your weird outbursts and your terrible style, but it ends now. okay? i run this school, and i can make life a living hell for you and your dirty little children. do you understand me? >> wow, i genuinely think you should just relax a little bit. have a donut hole, they're delicious. from the gas station. mm! >> you have crossed the line, girl. i'm going to destroy you. winter is coming. >> jimmy: "bad moms" opens in theaters july 29th. please say hello to christina applegate. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: how you doing? >> good, how are you? >> good to see you. >> jimmy: your daughter is not old enough to be capturing pokemons, is she? >> no.
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>> jimmy: how old is she? >> she's 5 1/2. she's here in the dressing room. so we're going to see ear muffs a lot during this interview. >> jimmy: okay, i got you. is she going to kindergarten? >> yes, starting in august. it goes by so quickly. >> jimmy: do you think you will cry? >> yes, i cry when she goes to school now. she goes to school for three hours and i'm like, i missed you so much! >> jimmy: this is why kids feel smothered. >> then like five minutes later, i need to tap out, guys. >> jimmy: yeah, right. is she excited about going to kindergarten? >> yeah, she's really excited. none of her friends are going there with her, but she's excited. she's going to get new stuff. >> jimmy: when do you start shopping for back-to-school supplies? which i find depressing. >> i guess that's coming up soon. she needs to get a backpack, because she's been carrying around the same canvas tote for three years in her preschool. it's disgusting. there's stuff living within the fibers of that. there's holes. >> jimmy: will you let her pick her own backpack? >> ear muffs. she's screwed the pooch on getting to choose these things.
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>> jimmy: why? >> because -- okay, look. i've always been very supportive of her expressing herself with her fashion choices, like a tutu with a pant and kind of quirky and odd and awesome. she came home the other day from shopping with her godmother with ear muffs, two of the ugliest dresses i have ever seen in my entire life. like, don't think i can allow this. i almost think i have to hide them now. >> jimmy: can you blame the godmother? who really picked the dresses out? >> sadie's a very strong woman. >> jimmy: so she knows what she wants. did you bring her -- because you will play a very bad mom in the movie "bad moms"? did she see you behaving like that? was she on the set? >> oh, no. not on this one, no. >> jimmy: she was not. >> when they were cutting the trailers together they couldn't really use me because i drop the f-bomb in pretty much every sentence in this movie. i don't know how you got that
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clip that you guys just saw. because in that clip, i say the f-word about seven times. >> jimmy: we didn't have -- we were cheated out of the f-word? >> yeah. >> jimmy: wow, that's disappointing. >> i'm a despicable human being in this film. >> jimmy: yes, yes, yes. >> despicable. >> jimmy: do you like playing that? >> it was amazing. [ laughter ] like, finally. the real me got to flourish on screen in the cinema. no, that's not who i am. >> jimmy: you were even younger than sadie when you started making commercials? >> yeah. >> jimmy: 3 years old? >> i was 3 years old, started doing radio commercials and then doing regular commercials and then regular commercials for years and years and years. >> jimmy: do you remember any of those, when you were really young, shooting any of those commercials? >> i remember so many of them, but in particular, okay, little kids who act, have to get these things called flippers when they lose a tooth. >> jimmy: i watched "toddlers and tiaras." >> it's not that kind of flipper. it's from the original man, the man who invented it. it's just one tooth.
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it's not like that weird thing they all have that's like a night guard, it's not like that. this is like one tooth that goes in to replace the one tooth that fell out. it looks like the rest of your teeth and you look like a normal kid. anyway, i got this commercial, and the only reason i got it, because i was the only kid who came in who had all of their teeth. mind you, two of my teeth were gone, but i had these flippers, so it was like a canned ham commercial. delightful. so in the scene, i'm supposed to take a big bite, and i go, and you know how hard that stuff is. and mouth came out, and flipper was stuck in canned ham and there i was, like, hey, hey, everybody. they were none too pleased. >> jimmy: they didn't use that take? >> no, i don't think they did. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: well, the movie is called "bad moms." it opens on july 29th. [ cheers and applause ] great cast you got there, mila kunis, kristen bell.
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>> kathryn hahn, the genius that is kathryn hahn. >> jimmy: very funny. >> annie mumolo, jada pinkett-smith and her legs are in it. >> jimmy: her legs are in this one too? >> girl's got some hot legs. >> jimmy: you see jada walking around on july 29th, "bad moms" is the movie. christina applegate, everybody! we'll be right back with mike piazza. ♪ hey, is this our turn? honey...our turn? yeah, we go left right here. (woman vo) great adventures are still out there. we'll find them in our subaru outback. (avo) love. it's what makes a subaru, a subaru. get zero percent on select subaru models during the subaru a lot to love event, now through august thirty-first. introducing t-mobile's most epic deal ever! get a free samsung galaxy for everyone in the family.
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>> jimmy: hi, there. our next guest is one of the greatest men who ever squatted behind a plate. >> now it's maddux and a little pop-up, piazza, got him and he makes the catch! >> and it's deep to left center. andrew jones on the run. this one has a chance. home run! mike piazza, and the mets lead, 3-2! >> jimmy: on sunday, he'll be inducted into the baseball hall of fame. please welcome the italian american superstar catcher, number 31, mike piazza! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: well, congratulations, first of all. >> thank you, man.
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>> jimmy: for those who don't know, it's an unbelievable story. you're in with the 62nd round, you got drafted. >> it was pretty late. >> jimmy: rarely does a player make it, and not number 62, the 62nd round. >> they don't even have 60 rounds anymore. >> jimmy: is that right? >> they stop at 50. so technically i couldn't go back and be drafted again. >> jimmy: if this were "back to the future" you would not be sitting here. >> true. >> jimmy: you're going to the hall of fame. when you found out, you got the call saying it's happening, you're going. did it feel like you thought it would feel? >> it was kinda crazy, because the last few years, i was getting close, and the year before i really was disappointed because it was close and i'm sitting there, and they say, well, look, here's the number, give us your number. we'll call you between 11:00 and 1:00. so i put the phone down, i'm trying to do other things and i keep looking at the phone. >> jimmy: yeah. >> keep looking at the phone. and then last year, the year i didn't make it, it was like 2:00, phone was off, and i was
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so disappointed. >> jimmy: oh, they take your number. >> yeah. so you're sitting there, trying to do other things. this year, obviously they called me right away. so it was crazy. very emotional. >> jimmy: who was the first person you told then? >> obviously my family was there. my wife actually taped it. she put it on -- >> jimmy: were they taping you last year when you didn't get the call? [ laughter ] >> no, i kinda knew when they said, we don't want to send anybody to your house. this year they said, we're going to send somebody out. so i knew it was close. >> jimmy: so you know you're going in as a new york met? >> yeah. >> jimmy: are you the second? only the second person as a new york met? >> yeah. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: tom seaver, the other one. do you know, because they have a bronze plaque of your face. do you know which facial hair they'll choose for you? >> no, it's funny because a lot of fans were on social media saying you got to grow the chops back, the fu manchu, or the abe lincoln chops. i tried to grow it back and it was gray.
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i was like -- you know. i want people to remember me as the cool guy, not the old guy with the shoe polish. >> jimmy: have you written your speech yet? >> i have, yes. the speech is in the can. >> jimmy: that's good. >> and i'm gonna cry. >> jimmy: oh, you are? >> i'm going to cry. i was reading it last night. i started reading. reading in the mirror. they say, you should frame it up, we need to know the time. and i started crying in my own room, like reading it to myself. [ laughter ] so it's gonna be -- >> jimmy: that's gonna be a problem, yeah. >> not only that, i can just see my wife, she's like take a xanax, take a xanax. so kleenex and xanax on the podium. >> jimmy: tommy lasorda was your godfather? as a kid? friend of your dad? >> my dad and tommy grew up together in norristown, pennsylvania. >> jimmy: dad and tommy grew up together. and there was a big reason why you got drafted by the dodgers. the family connection. >> yeah. >> jimmy: is he upset that you're going in as a met, instead of a dodger?
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>> no, not really. after i got elected he basically called me, well, are you going to go in as a met or a dodger? he said, look, mike, it's your choice, up to you. if you want to go in a met, it's fine. what are you going to do? i said, i think i want to go in as a met. he went, what the [ bleep ]! what's wrong with you! i gave you your chance, and you stabbed me in the back! [ laughter ] so he took it very well. >> jimmy: he took it well. [ applause ] >> jimmy: will he be there? >> yeah, he's been a guardian angel. >> jimmy: no, will he be there in cooperstown? >> i hope so, yeah. >> jimmy: you don't know yet. when you left the dodgers, it was a terrible exit. >> yeah. sad divorce. >> jimmy: first of all, the team refused to pay you fair market value or anywhere close to fair market value at that time. they also somehow made it seem like you were being greedy, then you wound up going to florida
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first which was crazy. >> yeah, that's true. >> jimmy: then you wound up on the mets. do you feel any animosity towards the dodgers, their new owners now? if they were to have a ceremony, let's say, retiring your number or a special night for you, would you attend something like that? [ cheers and applause ] >> i would. >> jimmy: you would? >> as ricky henderson says, let's let bye-byes be bye-byes. >> jimmy: work that into the speech. that will help you. >> no, at first obviously you're bitter. you get traded and they're saying bad stuff about you, saying how bad my knees were and stuff. and i was just like -- and as time goes by you realize -- and as i look back, you know, the memories are great. went to spring training, sandy koufax, john roseborough, you know. all the stars of the dodgers. steve garvey. so the history was amazing. it gave me an opportunity, they
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gave me an opportunity, so i'll always be grateful for that. >> jimmy: all right, well, maybe the right thing will happen. you're now the owner of a soccer team in italy. >> yes, i am. >> jimmy: and you brought a jersey for me. >> i did. >> jimmy: let's see it. i'm curious about this. >> i bought this team, i'm a huge soccer fan, and the team is called a.c. reggiana 1919. >> jimmy: oh, look at that. >> i got jimmy this. [ cheers and applause ] >> i need everyone -- it's actually the town where kobe bryant's father played basketball. so i didn't know. kobe bryant speaks better italian than me. >> jimmy: very good. >> he's like fluent in italian. he's rattling it off. they're amazing fans and it's just been a great adventure and i'm probably going to lose a lot of money. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: you know what the great thing about this jersey, reggiano, this is where they make the parmesan cheese. >> exactly. >> jimmy: and i am going to look so fat in this. [ laughter ] my body is going to -- will never look worse. my breasts will be prominent. perfect outfit for me.
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got the man boob thing. >> that's like me too. i actually text back on instagram a cheer for every region of italy has their own dialect. in reggiano, they say "let's go team," a variation of "let's go." so when i tweeted one time in italian, i tweeted die condom. my manager said, change it, change it! quickly! di can dom. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: i have to say, i've enjoyed watching you over the years. >> thank you, man. >> jimmy: i'm so happy. [ cheers and applause ] it's going to be this sunday, this weekend. mike piazza takes his rightful place, 1:30 eastern on mlb network. mike piazza, everybody! we'll be right back with last bandoleros! ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> dicky: the "jimmy kimmel live!" concert series is presented by samsung.
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>> dicky: the "jimmy kimmel live!" concert series is presented by samsung. >> jimmy: these guys are from san antonio, texas, making their
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late night television debut with the song "where do you go?" the last bandoleros! ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ take me out and wrap those pretty arms around me carry me to every party going downtown drink 'til i can't see it coming ♪ ♪ oh i can't wait to give you something good but you say bye bye bye and you leave before the
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morning light oh my my my where do you go and i try try try ♪ ♪ but you're gone without a warning tell me why why why where do you go where do you go ♪ ♪ ♪ hear me now oh some would say i have some problems ♪ ♪ but i ignore and dance around them i say aloud ♪ ♪ oh you're the only one that saw me pick me up and please don't let me down ♪ ♪ but you say bye bye bye and you leave before the morning
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light oh my my my ♪ ♪ where do you go and i try try try but you're gone without a warning tell me ♪ ♪ why why why where do you go where do you go ♪ where do you go ♪ where do you go ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ bye bye bye ooh my my my you say bye bye bye ♪ and you leave
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>> i want to thank christina applegate, mike piazza. a pox on matt damon. he will never do that again. "nightline" is next but first, his new album "57th and 9th" comes out this fall, playing the song "next to you" with the last bandoleros, sting! ♪ ♪ i can't stand it for another day when you live so many miles away ♪ ♪ nothing here is gonna make me stay you took me over let me find a way ♪ ♪ i sold my house i sold my motor too all i want is to be next to you ♪
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♪ i'd rob a bank maybe steal a plane you took me over think i'm goin' insane ♪ ♪ what can i do all i want is to be next to you what can i do ♪ ♪ all i want is to be next to you i've had a thousand girls or maybe more ♪ ♪ but i've never felt like this before but i just don't know what's come over me ♪ ♪ you took me over take a look at me what can i do all i want is to be next to you ♪ ♪ what can i do all i want is to be next to you all i want is to be next to you yeah yeah all i want is to be next to you all i want is to be next to you ♪ ♪ ♪
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♪ ♪ ♪ saw my doctor he said give it time got this feeling gonna lose my mind ♪ ♪ when all it is is just a love affair you took me over baby take me there ♪ ♪ what can i do all i want is to be next to you what can i do ♪ ♪ all i want is to be next to you what can i do all i want is to be next to you ♪ ♪ what can i do all i want is to be next to you ♪
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♪ all i want is to be next to you all i want is to be next to you ♪ ♪ all i want is to be next to you next to you next to you ♪ [ cheers and applause ]
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this is "nightline." >> tonight, breaking news out of rio. a major development in the alleged robbery of american gold medal swimmer ryan lochte and his olympic teammates. plus big-game backlash. a 12-year-old hunter posting photos of her exotic kills on social media. a firestorm of hateful responses. including death threats. >> they love animals, but we love animals too. it's just we also love hunting. >> the young hunter and her family speaking out. and in 2012, she took the gold in london. now in rio she's back for round two. we're in the corner with clarisa shields who's letting down her guard about turning a troubled childhood into trouble for her oppont

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