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we join you. dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live -- game night"! tonight -- will ferrell. guillermo at nba media day. presented by sensimist allergy relief. and now, at the buzzer, here's jimmy kimmel! >> jimmy: thank you. thank you for joining us in pri primetime. it's a big night tonight. we have game three of the nba finals. golden state warriors versus the cleveland cavaliers from the quicken loans arena, the only arena where you can get garlic fries and a subprime mortgage, too. the warriors as you know won the first two games of the series which means they're 14-0 in the playoffs, that's record. it looks like their strategy of
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having all the best players on one team is paying off. of course, they led the series 2-0 last year and if the cavaliers can find a way to stop durant and curry and klay thompson and draymond green and a few other guys they can turn this thing around and win this thing. i'm not an expert when it comes to a basketball. i can't figure out how to get the needle in to pump it. cleveland -- they're only getting two points for a lot of their shots. whereas the warriors are being awarded three points and it's not fair, right, but this is interesting. after game two, a writer for espn.com tweeted that the cavaliers' locker room quote a strong aroma to it. which means, the writer's old because no one says reefer anymore. the unthinkable has happened. someone in the nba and i don't know who but someone is smoking
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pot. [ laughter ] you know what else has been high during the nba finals, the ratings, the highest-rated nba finals since 1988 when michael jordan won his last title. [ applause ] >> i didn't realize the audience was filled with salespeople from abc. more than 20 million watched game two. the ratings -- they have renewed this series for next year that's how well the ratings have been doing in the meantime we have a great show for you, the wonderful will ferrell is here. [ cheers and applause ] guillermo is here. will has a new movie called "the house." later on he'll attempt to sink a three-point shot out on hollywood boulevard. if he makes that shot, everyone in the studio audience gets a prize. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: and if he doesn't,
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none of you should go see his movie -- it's the only way he'll learn. [ laughter ] will ferrell has basketball experience. [ laughter ] here's an interesting basketball/social media statistic. according to researchers at stony brook university, nba players who stay up tweeting before the game tend to deliver subpar performances the next day. same goes for presidents, by the way. [ cheers and applause ] according to a study players who are active on twitter between 11:00 a.m. a-- p.m. and 7:00 a.m., they got more retweets. why are the researchers -- why are they studying the relationship between tweeting and basketball?
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speaking of social media, steph curry took some flak for something that happened in the fourth quarter at the end of the game two. the warriors were up by 12 points. steph was spotted on the sidelines taking what appeared to be a little nap. >> the warriors, you want to make sure you continue to take care of the basketball. don't allow the cavs team to gain momentum. >> jimmy: the truth was he was resting an injury. he's no stranger to criticism. last year during the finals, he released a new shoe that didn't go over well with the internet. these are the kind of sneakers you yell at your dad for wearing. unless he's a nurse. it's okay. this year steph's rolling out a new shoe, this shoe is targeted specifically a group of customers who are too young to complain about how they look. >> every day, you pay your dues.
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♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: welcome back to our game three primetime special. will ferrell is here. will's going to try a three-point shot later, if he makes it every member of our studio audience gets a valuable prize. you know, every year at the nba finals they hold media day, this is an event where all the reporters go to interview all the players. we have been sending guillermo to the media day for six years. guillermo, how many times have you interviewed lebron james.
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>> guillermo: zero. >> jimmy: but this time, guillermo had a different plan. this time instead of chasing lebron around, guillermo made it known this time he wouldn't be talking to lebron. >> guillermo: hi, it's me guillermo. i'm back here at the nba finals and guess who else is back, lebron james. the bad hombre. he never talked to me. lebron, just one question. this year, i'm going to flip the script. i'm not going to talk to lebron. let's go. we'll see how he likes it. ♪ >> guillermo: i want you to congratulate you you've made it to final again. >> thank you. >> guillermo: three years in row. >> yes. >> guillermo: this year is different. you got kevin durant. >> yeah. >> guillermo: and also this year, i'm not talking to lebron.
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>> really? >> guillermo: yeah. i want you to do me a favor, if you see lebron, say, lebron, guillermo isn't talking to you. last year, everybody said you hit lebron in -- i defend you. i told everyone he didn't. you know why, because he doesn't have no -- can you do me a favor and tell him, guillermo isn't talking to you. ashton kutcher do that thing where you say, you've been punked. all right. >> i'll tell him. >> guillermo: you promise. >> no. >> guillermo: knock knock. knock knock. >> i'm not here. leave a message. >> guillermo: i got to tell you a joke. knock knock.
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>> i. >> guillermo: i'm not talking to lebron. are you stretching enough. i could be stretching a little bit more. >> guillermo: can you tell lebron james i'm not talking to him. i'll appreciate it. >> i got to tell him that you're not talking to him. >> guillermo: yeah, i'm not talking to him. >> do you think he is's worried about it. >>. >> guillermo: yeah. i want to be in your shoes. i'm not talking to him. >> yeah, i think on the bus ride over he was pretty quiet. so, i don't know what's going on now. i don't know if it's you. >> guillermo: i'll give him the cold shoulder. if you see him, tell him guillermo isn't talking to you.
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i don't have a lot of love for him. ♪ >> guillermo: let me hear how you're going to say it to lebron. >> hey, man, what's going on? i just wanted to say i don't think guillermo is speaking to you, so, you know, he told me to pass that on. >> guillermo: that's too bad, i got to play basketball. pretend i'm lebron. what's up, let's go and shower together -- >> guillermo isn't talking to you no more. >> why not, man. >> because you haven't spoken to him in seven years. >> he was a littled dispinted. he was hoping that you would go over to him first. >> guillermo: yeah, lebron, i'm still not talking to you, okay there he is. i'm not talking to lebron. and there's nothing he can do about it. he's freaking out.
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♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> guillermo: lebron, just one question, that's lebron right there. hey, lebron, hey lebron, how are you? lebron, lebron, can you take a selfie with me? lebron, lebron, lebron, lebron, lebron, are we okay? >> man, leave me alone. >> guillermo: lebron, we're not talking to you. we're not talking to you. it's not going to happen. not this time. well, that's it. i didn't talk to lebron. mission accomplished. until next year, bye, adios. i'm out of here. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thank you, guillermo. i'm sorry. we'll be right back with will ferrell. ♪ [ cheers and applause ]
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join us at our regular time. our next guest, one of the world's funniest person, co-starring alongside amy poehler in "the house." >> we promised alex that we spend time with her before she went to college. >> if we don't have the money she can't go to college. then she's living with us until she's 40. >> jimmy: the house opens in theaters june 30th. please welcome will ferrell. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: how are you? >> thank you. thank you.
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so nice. >> jimmy: very exciting. >> it's the nba finals. >> jimmy: it is the nba final and ratings are up, right, everyone? yeah. [ cheers and applause ] they're really tuned into ratings. >> jimmy: they're part of a bigger group. your ratings are sky high right now, you're now officially and i have the diploma here to prove it, a doctor. an honorary doctor. [ cheers and applause ] that's right. they wrote it out real nice. >> i gave the commencement speech at usc. >> jimmy: your alma mater [ cheers and applause ] >> and they gave me an honorary doctorate. i'm allowed to perform elective surgery. >> jimmy: i didn't know that. >> ten tonsillectomies. a calm gallbladders, i think, i
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don't know. i start tearing things out and then, put some scotch tape. >> jimmy: that's the way you start. >> then get out of dodge. >> jimmy: your speech was great, i watched it on line. did you put a lot of thought into that. >> yes, i am. i'm not good at being sincere, yeah. >> jimmy: are you being sincere? >> now, i'm very sincere. >> jimmy: okay. >> but, as you know, we're used to being funny but i have to sound poignant, earnest and have some words of wisdom. that was the hard part. but i holed myself in a hotel room. >> jimmy: did you? >> yeah. i was shooting a movie. >> jimmy: okay, all right. >> i didn't rent the hotel room. >> jimmy: and you wrote the whole thing. >> i wrote the whole thing but the president of the university,
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a very wonderful gentleman -- >> i have met him. >> nice guy, you're going be wonderful, you're going to be great, don't worry, tell something about when you messed up and you'll be great. so, i just, yeah, i talked about all my failures. >> jimmy: you closed your speech with -- >> hard to believe. >> jimmy: you closed your speech with a song. >> as i was writing the speech, you know, as you know when you're writing anything on the computer, five minutes of writing and then 40 minutes of searching youtube for whatever and i landed on the video from the bodyguard. whitney houston, kevin costner, the song "i will always love you." and i thought that's how i'll end my speech. >> jimmy: and that's how you ended your speech. ♪ and i will always love you
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[ cheers and applause ] ♪ will always love you >> jimmy: a beautiful voice. >> it went on way too long. >> jimmy: i liked that. >> yeah, people started getting up and leaving. >> jimmy: i know you love sports. you're a big -- originally maybe wanted to be sportscaster when you started out, who's your all-time favorite basketball player? >> number one, magic johnson. >> jimmy: do you know magic johnson? >> he's the basketball player i know the best even though i barely know him. >> jimmy: i see. >> i have had chase encounters. he's a dad at the school our kids go to. >> jimmy: oh, wow that's what it's like to live in l.a. by the
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way. magic and will ferrell are the d dads. >> at dropoff and pickup. i played in a charity game, and we were both on the same team. i remember, don't take your eyes off magic because as soon as you do, the ball will hit. sure enough the ball came out of nowhere, i caught it and hit the shot and he pointed back at me and i pointed back at him. [ applause ] >> jimmy: the pointer sisters. >> so, we're best friends. best friends. >> jimmy: all joking aside, that's the best >> it's the best. >> jimmy: when you have some little athletic achievement -- >> with a professional athlete. >> jimmy: with one of your idols. if you're me you play the tape of it over and over again. >> yeah, and you realize life will never be better than that
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moment. >> jimmy: it's definitely bittersweet. i know magic isn't here. >> he's not here? why did you say it like he was here? >> jimmy: i don't know -- >> to be clear, magic johnson is not here. >> jimmy: he's not here. >> okay, okay, okay. >> jimmy: but we're going to need you to make a shot anyway. summon some of that magic magic that you had with magic who's not here. when we come back, will ferrell will attempt a celebrity three-point challenge. and we'll be right back. ♪ [ cheers and applause ] . you wish to see... what i have seen?
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well you're really gonna hate the new ipad pro because you can do pretty much everything with it, like type... hate it. or take notes... hate it. or even multitask. multi-hate yeah. you can do all the things you hate. great. ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: all right, it's time we're here on hollywood
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boulevard with will ferrell. will's time has come to say aloha to destiny. if you make a three-point prize every one in our audience gets a prize. >> if will makes it, everyone goes home with wireless bluetooth speakers. >> what do they get if he mis s misses. >> dicky: if will misses everyone gets a can of campbell's cream of mushroom soup. >> jimmy: will, i can't overemphasize how important this shot is, these people have to eat their prize if you don't make it. >> i dreamed i would make this shot last night. >> jimmy: let's make that dream come true. will ferrell, everybody. here we go. >> come on, will! >> jimmy: oh, so close.
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nice shot. i want to thank will ferrell, his movie the house opens next week. new show late tonight with michael keaton, anthony davis and music from charley wilson with robin thicke. time for game three of the nba finals. thanks for watching. ♪ [ cheers and applause ]
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two games in and one team's creed of allegiance has become a call to arms. >> are you a smart guy? we don't defend home court, what happens? ♪ i got ♪ i got ♪ loyalty ♪ got royalty ♪ inside my dna >> clearly, before they can defend the land, the cavs need to defend the paint. the three, their pride. but the warriors are on a path to bring last year's nightmare to a reckoning. >> the avalanche continues. >> the series has shifted east. but has the home team adjusted their approach?

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