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"jimmy kimmel live" would like to congratulate new white house communications director anthony scaramucci. we wish you good luck and -- wait. what? >> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live!" tonight, channing tatum. from "the handmaid's tale," elisabeth moss. and music from the killers in las vegas. and now, we're back, here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: hi, i'm jimmy. i'm the host of the show. thanks for watching it. thanks for coming to it. [ cheers and applause ]
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oh, very nice. i missed you. i missed all terribly this week. i missed you terribly, guillermo. and you know what i miss? all the many people donald trump fired while we were gone. [ laughter ] president trump is coming off his worst week since -- his last worst week, which i think was the week before last week. [ laughter ] since we went away for vacation sean spicer's out, reince priebus is out. trumpcare is dead. and kim jong un has a missile that can reach new york. and weirdly-i don't feel tired from all the winning yet. i really don't. [ laughter ] the president has been very busy repealing and replacing his staff. most notably anthony scaramucci, the mooch, who ten days ago was named the white house communications director. today he's out of a job. fired on the morning. the new white house chief of staff john kelly started. scaramucci, last week he called a reporter at "the new yorker." you probably know he had a number of unflattering and filthy things to say about his colleagues reince priebus and steve bannon. president trump reportedly felt those comments were inappropriate. and you know, he's a very -- say what you like about him, very appropriate person.
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[ laughter ] so he fired scaramucci. and this is what's great about donald trump. every time he does anything you can find a tweet that contradicts it 100%. [ laughter ] here's one. "wow, was ted cruz disloyal to his very capable director of communications. he used him as a scapegoat, fired like a dog." well, woof. [ laughter ] it's unbelievable. it's only a matter of time before trump replaces ivanka with tiffany trump. [ laughter ] so far we have not heard from anthony scaramucci. he's not done an interview. but i notice that he follows me on twitter. so i sent him a direct message. and i think we have him on the phone already. joining us telephonically now, former white house communications director anthony scaramucci. anthony, are you there? [ cheers and applause ] >> am i here? of course i'm [ bleep ] here. where the [ bleep ] should i be? [ laughter ] >> jimmy: i don't know. i was just saying hello. i was just -- >> yeah, well, let's not just
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sit here [ bleep ] each other. ask your question [ bleep ] face. >> jimmy: all right. well, tell me how you were fired, i guess is -- >> how was i fired? how the [ bleep ] do you think? [ laughter ] a magic owl flew in my [ bleep ] window while i was taking a dump. they [ bleep ] fired me. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: why were you fired, then? >> you want to know why i was fired? the president doesn't want anybody working for him who has a bigger [ bleep ] than his. [ laughter ] you hear that sarah huckabee sanders? watch your back. >> jimmy: oh, come on now. how did you feel when you were let go after -- >> how did i feel? how did i feel? what the [ bleep ] kind of question is that how did i feel? huh? i feel like the president grabbed me by the [ bleep ]. that's how i feel. [ laughter ] now, if you'll excuse me, i have to go get a [ bleep ] job and hire a lawyer to sue the [ bleep ] out of my [ bleep ] wife. >> jimmy: well, thank you so much for taking the time to --
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>> yeah, [ bleep ] you. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: that is anthony scaramucci. the mooch. how did we lose the mooch already? [ cheers and applause ] you know, i'll say it. the minute you open your heart to someone they're gone just like that. meanwhile, donald trump tweeted about reince priebus, who he fired. he wrote, "we accomplished a lot together, and i am proud of him." which that's two lies in one sentence. [ laughter ] reince priebus. this poor guy. it will be easier for reince priebus to go into a souvenir shop and find a novelty license plate with his name on it than it will to find a job after this. [ laughter ] and the staff of the white house is said to be rattled. but even with all the tumult trump's moving ahead full speed. so we slowed him down for tonight's edition of "drunk donald trump." [ slowed-down music ] [ slowed-down speech ] >> we're able to start nipping it in the bud. we've nipped it in the bud.
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let's call it start. nipping it. in the -- in the bud. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: nipping it in the bud and smoking it. this is good. the president may have trouble selling his agenda but he has plenty of other stuff to sell. i got a box the other day. we signed up for a monthly club. it's kind of like a fruit of the month club. but this is a trump version of that. we saw an offer that said get your big league box. that's it. every month as a recurring donor you will receive a hand picked bundle of exclusive an got. and let's see what is in this box. all right. so there is what appears to be an inauguration tote bag. yes. a tote bag. [ applause ]
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all right. four red solo cups. [ applause ] that say -- oh, boy. these are nice. what do these say on them? these say "45th president donald j. trump," and his inauguration date. while you get drunk, you can enjoy those. [ laughter ] and what else? oh, and -- oh, and some beer coozies. it's like a swag bag you get at a monster truck rally. [ cheers and applause ] so there you go. i can't wait to see what we get next month. maybe a squirrel that got hit by a truck with his name on it. [ laughter ] this is a real thing too. although this does not seem to be affiliated with donald trump himself. this is a real advertisement for a product that is targeted at who i have no idea. >> the wind whispered through the forest. a storm is coming. you cannot defeat the storm. from the trees rose a resounding voice. i fear nothing.
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i come when the trumpet sounds. i am the storm. the great american grizzly. introducing the original trumpy bear. the fearless, super plush american grizzly. trumpy bear was born june 14th, flag day. just find the secret zipper and pull out the american flag-themed blanket. then wrap yourself in the red, white and blue for comfort and warmth. show your patriotism and proudly display trumpy on flag day and on any american holiday. >> god bless america, and god bless trumpy bear. [ laughter ] [ applause ] >> jimmy: well, amen to that. amen. i love that. i love everything about that. i love the product. i love the copy, the acting. i love the announcer. i've never heard a man more passionate about a stuffed animal before. and by the way, if that didn't sell you on it, wait, there's more. >> trumpy bear sits proudly at the front of the motorcycle for all the world to see and loves to cruise with his brother. >> i'm a former marine, and i'm proud to have trumpy bear ride
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by my side. once a marine, always a marine. >> everyone knows trumpy bear loves to go to the golf course. >> when i ride with trumpy bear, he makes my golf game great again. thank you, trumpy bear. >> trumpy bear can pop up anywhere. simply style his trademark hair and place it in his favorite chair. even the toughest guys will love trumpy bear. >> when america's great, business is great. when business is great, i'm great. i love you, trumpy bear. >> i am an army veteran. i am proud to own the trumpy bear. and i will always be proud to be an american. >> order the super plush trumpy bear for only two payments of $19.95 and receive a special certificate of authenticity. don't miss out on owning a piece of american history. order now for only two payments of $19.95. trumpy, the most fearless bear anywhere. >> jimmy: that's right. he will kick winnie the pooh's ass. [ cheers and applause ] don't forget it.
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i bet that thing is made in china. i'd bet anything. we need to order one of those. and get me one of these, too, while we're at it. >> from the deepest sewer in long island rose a resounding voice. >> i am a straight shooter. >> available for an extremely limited time. the scaramucci poochie. the scaramucci poochie was born on july 21st, national salami day. find the secret zipper to pull obscenities out of his mouth. >> [ bleep ]. [ bleep ]. >> thanks to scaramucci poochie i can now suck my own [ bleep ]. >> warning, scaramucci poochie may disappear after ten days. >> hi. i'm an american who loves america. my scaramucci poochie is always at my side. where is he? >> the scaramucci poochie. don't be a [ bleep ] paranoid schizophrenic. order now.
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>> available at walgreen's. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: they've got everything. they really do. meanwhile, did you see chris christie at the baseball game? new jersey governor chris christie is in the middle of a make america hate him again tour. a few weeks ago he closed down the state beach in new jersey, then took his family to the state beach. and yesterday he was in milwaukee at the brewers-cubs game and he got in a fight with a guy who yelled you suck at him. >> appreciate that. >> what did he say to you? >> huh? >> there's secret service right there. >> what did he say? >> you want to act like a big shot? >> jimmy: that is so good. he's cradling a container of nachos. [ laughter ] belt is up higher than his approval rating. look at this still here. you know, if you didn't know what was going on it really could look like chris christie
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stole that man's nachos, right? [ laughter ] if i were the guy sitting i would have reached over and eaten one of those nachos right in the middle. this, by the way, is only the second most ridiculous-looking thing chris christie has done at a baseball game. second only to this moment here. [ laughter ] that was the right reaction to have. it was. hey, we have a fun show tonight. channing tatum is here tonight. [ cheers and applause ] and elisabeth moss is here. and we have music tonight from a great band. i love these guys. the killers. live from caesars palace in las vegas. there they are. david and brandon. hometown boys in las vegas on the strip. being from las vegas growing up there i would imagine this is a big deal. could you have ever dreamed you'd be playing right across the street from donnie and marie? >> dreams do come true. >> ronnie, your mom was a
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cocktail waitress at caesars palace, which that's got to be kind of strange playing there. >> it is. the guy who brought me room service was a friend. and that was a weird exchange. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: i think of anyone who brings me room service as a friend, i will say. and brandon, your father was in thunder from down under, the stripper show. right? isn't that correct? >> that's correct. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: all right. well, guys, the new album from the killers, it's their first in five years. it's called "wonderful wonderful." and it is that. what songs are you going to do for us tonight on the show? >> we're going to do "the man." we're going to do "run for cover." [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: very good. we'll see you later. don't let ronnie's mother bring you too many drinks. all right?
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♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: welcome back to the show. tonight, she is an emmy nominated once again for her work on "the handmaid's tale" on hulu. elisabeth moss is here with us tonight. [ cheers and applause ] then this is it. this is their new album. it's called "wonderful,
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wonderful." beamed all the way from caesars palace in las vegas, the killers tonight. [ cheers and applause ] you can see the killers on tour starting wednesday in milwaukee, and after our show tonight go to to see the whole concert from caesars palace. it will be right there before your very ice. tomorrow night kate beckinsale will be here, the co-founder of "reddit" alexis ohanian will join us, and we'll have music from justin moore, and later this week, robert pattinson, david alan grier, mike colter, and music from r.lum.r. so please join us for all of that. our first guest tonight is a very talented man whose presence alone inspires americans to break into song. his excellent new movie is called "logan lucky." it opens in theaters august 18th. please welcome channing tatum. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ what's going on with your tie? >> yes.
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this is a -- [ cheers and applause ] this is a new artist in town. her name is -- >> jimmy: what's that? >> this is a new artist that's in town. her name is e.t. >> jimmy: e.t.? >> yeah. it's just my daughter. >> jimmy: she made you a tie? >> she did. >> jimmy: was it a father's day thing or just for the heck of it? >> she pretty much paints all my stuff. >> jimmy: did she go into your closet and take that and paint it or -- >> no, they did this one at school. >> jimmy: oh, wow. we get nothing of use when i was -- my kids were little. maybe my new set of kids will be better than the old one. [ laughter ] >> you've got to get them in there. i'm going to start selling these actually. >> jimmy: i think you could. i thought it was like a designer thing or something. >> one day i'll wear the shoes. the shoes, we have converse as well. >> jimmy: she paints your shoes also. >> and he i have like four or five pair. >> jimmy: when she gets to your suits, is that where you draw the line? >> no, she could do that as well. i don't know. it's like a talking piece. you don't have to talk about yourself. you'll be like yeah, the tie. >> jimmy: this is the best thing about having money.
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your kids can ruin everything in your house and you don't have to freak out. [ laughter ] >> that's true. >> jimmy: last time you were here you were working living in las vegas on the magic mike live stage show that they're doing there. [ cheers ] what was that like? did you enjoy being in las vegas? was that something -- was it what you expected it would be? >> no. well, i lived in the hard rock hotel for a minute, and that was a little too crazy. >> jimmy: how long were you living in the hotel? >> for about a week. and then i was like i need out. i've got to get out. i've got to get a house out -- i mean, it's like zombies on friday nights. everybody's just like throwing up in the lobby. [ laughter ] it's insane. so i got a house outside. and it's amazing, man. i ride dirt bikes. you can just ride out like into the desert. and i would ride back to the casino really early in the morning after like a morning ride and i would be like fully like in my helmet, goggles and everything just like walking into the casino. >> jimmy: would you valet park your dirt bike? >> yeah. >> jimmy: you would. >> yeah. >> jimmy: hand it to the guy -- >> the security guys on the first day i think were really tripped out. they were like -- i think they
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thought i was going to rob the place or something. because you can't see my face. and then i was like hey, what's up? and they were like, what did you do? we almost like body slammed you. >> jimmy: and when you were working, setting this show up, obviously you're working on the staging and the logo and the lighting and all that stuff, but also you have to pick dancers, right? >> yeah. we need more dancers, actually. >> jimmy: now you need more dancers? >> a ton more dancers. all my guys are getting hurt. >> jimmy: i would love to help you pick these gentlemen, young men, right? >> you want to be one? >> jimmy: no, i don't. >> come on. [ cheers ] >> jimmy: nobody wants that. >> i know you have experience. we talked about this before. >> jimmy: i was a valet parker outside a strip club. they didn't let me inside the strip club. >> that could be your act. like you're getting out of the car. i'm giving you your keys. >> jimmy: i'll take your keys. boom chick-a boom -- >> jimmy: i'm wearing a little vest. >> yeah, very little vest. >> jimmy: do the dancers have like fake jobs? >> no. they're professionals. >> jimmy: they're not like firemen and cops and -- >> you've got to come see the show. >> jimmy: no, i don't -- why would i come to see the show?
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[ laughter ] >> guys love it. on the first week there was a guy who was there who came with his wife. i'm pretty sure she convinced him it was an actual magic show. and he didn't know what to think. by the end of the show he was up getting her drinks and just dancing around. i think he had a better time than she did. [ laughter ] i mean, it's full on, though. when i tell you like as soon as the show starts it's like just no holds barred. >> jimmy: the women go crazy. >> remember like the old cartoons where wile e. coyote and the road runner get into a big scrum where all the dust is flying and parts and one of them tries to crawl out and gets sucked back in? that is what this show is like. >> jimmy: are the dancers ever in danger because -- i would think, you know, women are stripping, that's not allowed at all. like guys don't get up on the thing. and if they do they're like handcuffed and they're in a chair, they're nearly unconscious. do you have any kind of vetting
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process that you go through before you allow a certain person on stage? >> yeah, you can't be too drunk. people like to go and have a little something something and then some of the stuff they do on stage is really intense. and if you're having too good of a time you might get hurt. we've got guys chipping teeth. like it's a full-on thing. >> jimmy: on other people they're chipping their teeth? really? >> there are things getting hurt that should not be getting hurt. [ laughter ] let's just say that. >> jimmy: and then what happens if one of these dancers, these male dancers, becomes -- he's not able to dance anymore? you take him out in the des desert and shoot him, right? [ laughter ] >> yeah, vegas is like that. >> jimmy: if the horses can't run, that's the humane thing to do. >> just shoot em? >> i'm still looking at that identify. she did a good job with that. has your daughter seen any of your movies? she certainly hasn't seen magic mike i guess. >> she was there for magic mike a lot of it. and now her dancing is showing
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she's seen a lot of that. >> jimmy: oh, really? >> she goes around the house -- i'm like i didn't teach her that. anyway, we actually showed her "step up" for the first time. and yeah. >> jimmy: your wife, jenna dewan-tatum and you. that's where you met, shooting that movie. >> exactly. we were like this is going to be really cool, it's got dancing, she's going to love it. within ten seconds she was like, can i watch a real movie? [ laughter ] >> jimmy: oh, really? >> can i -- i don't know, like a good one? i mean, and we were like, what do you -- this is a real movie. it was such a real movie they made like seven more of these. [ laughter ] you will watch it! you sit down. [ laughter ] and then like ten more seconds went down and she was like please, can i watch a real movie? and we were like, fine, just put on "moana," i don't care. >> jimmy: "moana" is probably more -- maybe do a movie with "moana" next time. >> i would happily do that. that would be a really good career move. >> jimmy: you know, the best way to go is with an animated movie if you want the kids to be interested. >> yeah. i don't know.
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my daughter hates when i do voices, though. >> jimmy: oh, just -- at all? >> yeah. so what i want to do is do a movie and then not tell her that -- do an animated movie and not tell her that i'm in it and then make her go see it and if she likes it i'm going to rub it in her face. >> jimmy: then you tell her. >> yeah. i'm going to be like, yeah. >> jimmy: that's daddy. >> and you liked it. [ laughter ] mike drop. >> jimmy: and then you segue right to "magic mike." >> exactly. now look, we're going to have to do a lot of therapy. i am fully aware of this. it's fine. >> jimmy: we're going to take a break. when we come back we're going to see your movie. which by the way i don't know if you know, this on rotten tomatoes, i looked at it, it's got a 100% rating. >> i know. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: it doesn't go higher than that. you can't get up to 102. the movie is called "logan lucky." channing tatum is here. we'll be right back. [ cheers and applause ]
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steven soderbergh directed this movie. >> yep. >> jimmy: produced this movie. how many times have you worked with him now? >> is >> jimmy: five times. >> directed four. but he didn't direct the second "magic mike." so yeah, we've been together -- he pretty much hates me. i'm like the little brother that he never wanted. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: and yet he comes to you with everything. or did you come to him with this?>> no, this was a him. it's all him. >> jimmy: it's a heist movie. >> it's a heist movie. he's good at them. the "ocean's" movies and so on. and he mentioned on "magic mike 2" that he was working on something that was -- that might be right for me. and i was like, what is it? and it took him about two weeks to finally tell me because he's just like that. and then he was like it's a bunch of good ol' boys and hillbillies robbing nascar. and that got a good giggle out of me. i was like, all right. and lo and behold we were down in the south going crazy. it was a coup to get all the actors we have in this movie. >> jimmy: you have some great actors in there. you are going on an unusual promotional tour. >> yep. >> jimmy: how is this going to work exactly?
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>> usually when you like sell a film you sit in a hotel room and they bring in people after people and you get four minutes and they just kind of ask different variations of the same questions. i love all those people. i've grown up with them. and they're great. but i'm dying to do something different. so we're just going to go on a road trip and go all around. >> jimmy: have you picked all the spots or are you going to play it by ear -- >> we actually want help. we want help to find stuff to do on the road trip. if you live somewhere that something cool is going down in that city or you have something weird like the biggest ball of wax or yarn or something or if you just have a really cool swimming hole or you have a car that goes really fast you that don't mind me breaking, i'll do that. >> jimmy: how will they actually contact you to do this? >> go to loganlucky, the facebook page or @loganluckymovie. >> jimmy: will you sleep over at someone's house if it seems like an appealing offer? >> i might do that. >> jimmy: you might do that. [ cheers and applause ]
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>> my wife has to sign off on it. >> jimmy: well, that will be a fun promotional tour. well, it's very good to see you. congrats on the movie. it's really good. it's called "logan lucky." it opens in theaters august 18th. channing tatum, everybody. we'll be right back with elisabeth moss! ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> guillermo: when applying sunscreen by the caesars palace pool, don't forget the nipples. >> announcer: save up to 30% off your stay at any caesars entertainment property in las vegas. go to and book now. the rapping teacher s we call it the remainder that's number that remains. technology is a huge piece of education. using the pen for the first time on the windows 10 pc is great. i'm able to highlight different rhyme schemes, i can actually... ...see my lines when i'm shading in, i can change the...
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♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: welcome back to the show. the killers from caesars palace. our next guest is an eight-time emmy nominee who's done more for bonnet sales this year than the easter bunny. you can see her nominated work in "the handmaid's tale." it's available now on hulu. please welcome elisabeth moss. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> how are you? >> i'm really good.
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>> jimmy: congratulations. you got an emmy nomination. you guys got 13 emmy nominations. >> yeah. [ cheers and applause ] >> thank you. it's crazy. we were, i mean, beyond excited. >> jimmy: how many of those did you specificallyly get? >> 13. >> jimmy: you got all 13? >> no. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: that's a lot of them. >> two. because of actor and then i was a producer on the show as well. >> jimmy: very nice. and did you get up early and were you waiting -- >> no. i don't get up early for anything. [ laughter ] unless there's money involved. [ laughter ] not like -- [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: i know what you're saying. >> you know what i'm saying. >> jimmy: i don't know what they're thinking. some kind of like morning prostitution ring or something. [ laughter ] but you -- so you get up and then you find out that you're -- >> yeah. so i looked at my phone and there were 49 texts on it. so i was like, either it's good news or it's a lot of condolences or something. >> jimmy: yeah, people going you got robbed. that kind of stuff.
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>> exactly. and i looked for my publicist erica's text because that'll just be real straightforward and it was a gif of anthony rizzo, the first baseman for the cubs -- >> jimmy: yeah. now, we have these, i believe. and it's called a gif, by the way. just so you know. but look at this. now, did anthony shoot this for you? >> i'd like to think so. call it whatever you like. that's good news. because a shirtless anthony rizzo is always good news. >> jimmy: why this specifically? big cubs fan? >> big cubs fan. diehard. like fourth generation cubs fan. i mean, i love all the players. obviously rizzo is incredible. so. >> jimmy: does he know that you are -- the way you celebrate -- >> i'm stalking him? >> jimmy: oh, are you stalking him? >> yeah. >> jimmy: this is interesting information. okay. we can probably -- that's probably enough with the -- [ laughter ] i feel like i'm now showering with anthony. [ laughter ]
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>> i have no idea why he's not wearing his shirt in the dugout, but i have no objection. >> jimmy: well, yeah. sure. you don't always have to wear a shirt in the dugout. maybe he'd just given his jersey to an orphan or something. >> let's call it that. >> jimmy: so big cubs fan. >> huge cubs fan. >> jimmy: that's the way you celebrate it. well, the cubs won the world series. so that's probably a good omen as well. >> they did. thank you. >> jimmy: you guys had an interesting emmy campaign as a promotional thing that hulu did to kind of alert people to the fact that -- and this is -- this was like a little bit scary because there's women in these red dresses. i think that's like runyon canyon or something. started popping up all over los angeles. that's at the movies here in l.a. >> so creepy. >> jimmy: we've got just walking down the street. >> look at that. >> jimmy: did you know they were doing this? were you a part of this as producer? >> not really. i mean, it was a hulu decision just to terrorize people. >> jimmy: yeah. i think it may have scared people into voting for you.
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>> i think so. i think it worked. these poor people just like having brunch in west hollywood and then they'd see like 12 handmaids walk by. so scary. >> jimmy: i guess it -- well, something worked. i don't know if it was that, but it didn't hurt. that's for sure. as producer of the show what are your duties? do you have to do anything or they just name you producer because they want you on? >> i was sort of like -- i didn't want it to just be a vanity title. i really wanted to be involved. and i wanted to learn. luckily my show runner bruce and e.p. warren were really generous and it was a very collaborative environment. >> jimmy: what did they teach you? what did bruce teach you? >> i think the number one thing that bruce probably taught me was to ask questions before you start getting angry about anything. >> i see. >> to wait a second before you send the angry e-mail, why is this happening? to just maybe like inquire. >> jimmy: to take a beat. >> to educate yourself. >> jimmy: that's what bruce taught you? that's all he taught you? >> that's huge. >> jimmy: and bruce got an emmy nomination for this? [ laughter ]
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the show is -- it's a really -- it's a dark show. i think that word may be overused. but it's unsettling. >> it's unsettling. >> jimmy: that's probably a better way -- >> it is. i have heard that it is dark, yes. >> jimmy: well, it can't be like that always on the set. >> no. no. we had tons of fun. we shot in toronto. canadians are awesome. and they actually, you know, as you may know, they have -- they love hockey. >> jimmy: well, yeah, most of them love hockey, yeah. and this is -- were you playing by yourself? >> yeah. [ laughter ] this is not an official game, this is just me by myself. no, we -- they organized -- the crew organized a game between what they called the handmaids and the eyes. if you know the show, the eyes are like the bad guys and the handmaids are the good guys and awesome. so the crew played and they were so adorable and they were very serious about the game. and i'm sure they'd hate me calling them adorable, but they really were. >> jimmy: who won, the handmaids or the eyes? >> i actually don't remember. i think it was the eyes.
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>> jimmy: the bad guys win again. >> yeah. as always. it was so cute, and i was like the proud mom that showed up with like my jersey and my camera and made them all like take a photo afterwards together. you know. >> jimmy: i think people now are reading a lot into the show that maybe you didn't even imagine they would because now our president is donald trump and -- well, obviously, i mean, it's a made-up story but men are not depicted in a particularly complimentary way. what do men -- do men ever approach you about that? or what do they say to you when they watch the show? >> it's been a pretty great response from men, actually. and it generally seems to be sometimes the girlfriend or the wife will get the man into the show. and then they get totally addicted to it. and i've actually been witness to a few arguments. >> jimmy: about what? >> because you know how couples like they promise each other they're going to wait to watch the show so they watch it together. >> jimmy: yes. my wife and i will -- yes, we do that. and it's a major violation -- >> exactly. i was going to say, do you ever -- >> jimmy: like i'd rather catch her in bed with the plumber or
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something like that. [ laughter ] >> totally. no, for sure. it's a serious transgression. so i've definitely like caught couples hiding the fact that they may have snuck the show in before someone got home. >> jimmy: oh, because they're discussing points with you. >> he why, very tense. >> jimmy: do you check out of those conversations? >> absolutely. i'm not getting involved in that. >> jimmy: my wife, what she does is a different thing. she decides i don't like a show that i actually do like. [ laughter ] and then goes forth and watches it and she goes, you don't like that show. it's like yes, i do watch that show. [ laughter ] >> that's a dirty trick. >> jimmy: it is a dirty trick. thank you for saying that. >> yes. >> jimmy: i'm going to play this on a gif over and over again. [ laughter ] [ applause ] well, congratulations on the show. if you haven't seen it, it's a great show. it's called "the handmaid's tale." it's on hulu. elisabeth moss, everybody. we'll be right back with the killers in las vegas. [ cheers and applause ] ♪
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♪ they kiss on the ring i carry the crown nothing can break nothing can break me down ♪ ♪ don't need no advice i got a plan i know the direction the lay of the land ♪ ♪ i know the score like the back of my hand them other boys i don't give a damn ♪ ♪ i'm the man come round no no nothing can break no nothing can break me down ♪ ♪ i'm the man come round and no no nothing can break you can't break me down ♪ ♪ i got gas in the tank i got money in the bank i got news for you baby you're looking at the man ♪ ♪ i got skin in the game i got a household name i got news for
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you baby you're looking at the man ♪ ♪ when it comes to friday i always earn don't try to teach me i got nothing to learn ♪ ♪ cause baby i'm gifted you see what i mean usda certified lean ♪ ♪ i'm the man come round and no no nothing can break you can't break me down ♪ ♪ i got gas in the tank i got money in the bank i got news for you baby you're looking at the man ♪ ♪ i got skin in the game i don't feel no pain i got news for you baby you're looking at the man ♪ ♪ who's the man who's the man i'm the man i'm the man ♪ ♪ who's the man with the plan i'm the man ♪ ♪ who's the man who's the man i'm the man i'm the man ♪
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♪ who's the man with the plan i'm the man ♪ ♪ i'm the man come on ♪ ♪ i got gas in the tank i got money in the bank i got news for you baby you're looking at the man ♪ ♪ i got skin in the game i got a household name i got news for you baby you're looking at the man ♪ ♪ right hand to god first in command my testimony when i take the stand ♪ ♪ who's the man who's the man i'm the man i'm the man ♪ ♪ who's the man with the plan i'm the man ♪ ♪ who's the man who's the man
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♪ ♪ what have you gathered to report to your progenitors are your excuses any better than your senator's ♪ ♪ he held a conference and his wife was standing by his side he did her dirty but no-one died ♪ ♪ i saw sonny liston on the street last night black-fisted and strong singing redemption song ♪ ♪ he motioned me to the sky i heard heaven and thunder cry ♪ ♪ run for cover run while you can baby don't look back you
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gotta run for cover ♪ ♪ don't be afraid of the fear that's a played out trap man ♪ ♪ you know you're not the only one and don't look back just run for cover ♪ ♪ what are you waiting for a kiss or an apology you think by now you'd have an a in toxicology ♪ ♪ it's hard to pack the car when all you do is shame us it's even harder when the dirtbag's famous ♪ ♪ i saw my mother on the street last night all pretty and strong singing the road is long ♪ ♪ i said momma i know you've tried but she fell on her knees and cried ♪ ♪ run for cover run while you can baby don't look back you gotta run for cover ♪ ♪ don't be afraid of the fear that's a played out trap man ♪ you know you're not the only one
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♪ ♪ doesn't look back just run ♪ this is "nightline." tonight, can words kill? a young when sent to prison for convincing her boyfriend to commit suicide. >> and her secret text messages. >> she mocked him when he chose to delay his death. >> plus catch a python in the everglads. endangered species becoming house pets and locals are fighting back. >> they've


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