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>> that's the reason why -- >> there it is, everybody. >> we are not facing a president that doesn't know what he is doing. he knows what he is doing. [ laughter ] >> seth: that's marco rubio on a loop brought to you by vine. [ laughter and applause ] if he's the nominee, i hope he picks a donald trump gif as his running mate. in fact, i think -- there's what this ticket would look like. >> let's dispel with this fiction that barack obama doesn't know what he's doing. he knows exactly what he's doing. [ laughter ] let's dispel with this fiction that barack obama doesn't know what he's doing. he knows exactly what he's doing. >> seth: but the night -- the night wasn't just all botched entrances and rubio malfunction. it's a republican debate. so you know jeb bush is going to try to take down donald trump. specifically over donald trump's use of eminent domain to build a limousine parking lot for one of his casinos. >> that is not public purpose. that is downright wrong. and here's the problem with that. >> all right, okay. >> the problem was, it was the -- it was the -- >> jeb wants -- he wants to be a tough guy. he wants to be a tough guy. >> to turn this into a limousine
not for public use. >> he was just -- you know, he wants to be a tough guy. a lot of times, you'll have -- you'll have -- and it doesn't work very well. >> a lot of times -- >> property from an elderly woman? >> let me talk. quiet. [ audience ohs ] >> seth: true story, after the debate, trump used eminent domain to pave over jeb bush and replace him with a parking lot. [ laughter ] but the crowd -- the crowd was apparently on jeb's side, which upset trump so much, he actually went full wrestling heel and turned on the audience. [ booing ] >> that's all of his donors and special interests out there. so -- [ booing ] it's what it is. you know who has the tickets for the -- i'm talking about -- to the television audience? donors, special interests, the people that are putting up the money. [ booing ] and this -- [ trump impression ] >> seth: and let me tell you something else, new hampshire, that's right, i'm talking to you, ah! [ laughter ] when it comes to your motto, "live free or die," just know
ah! [ laughter ] in fact, the only thing trump seems to hate more than donors are terrorists, as evidenced by his position on waterboarding, and whether or not he'd allow it in a trump administration. >> i would bring back waterboarding and i'd bring back a hell of a lot worse than waterboarding. >> seth: so what is worse than waterboarding, you ask? well, trump gave a hint when discussing his skill at deal making. >> with congress, you have to get everybody in a room, and you have to get them to agree. but you have to get them to agree with what you want, and that's part of being a deal maker. you have to get people in, grab 'em, hug 'em, kiss 'em -- [ laughter ] >> seth: incidentally, "grab the title of trump's book on dating. [ laughter ] the new hampshire primary is, of course, tomorrow. for trump, rubio, and cruz, it's a chance to emerge as a frontrunner. for kasich, christie, and bush, it's a last stand. and for ben carson, it is, like all things for ben carson, a waiting game. [ applause ]
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[ cheers and applause ] >> seth: welcome back, everybody. please, give it up for the 8g band over there. [ cheers and applause ] also, we are very excited, sitting in on drums this week with our band, he's member of the great band based here in new york city, from tv on the radio, jaleel bunton is here. [ cheers and applause ] you can catch jaleel playing every monday night at union pool
thank you so much for being here jaleel. looking forward to the the week. >> thank you very much. >> seth: our next guest is an accomplished director and an emmy and golden globe-nominated actor you know from his portrayal of kevin arnold on "the wonder years." he currently starring in "the grinder" which airs tuesday nights on fox. so lets take a look. >> sometimes, dean, it feels like you have a tendency to bring the dramatics from your tv show into the real world. >> example -- >> sure. um, when you say stuff like, "the grinder never settles." >> he doesn't. ever. >> i know that about him, and i love it. and that's great for a tv character. problem is, in real life, lawyers settle, a lot. >> not if i have any say in it. >> okay, great example. another one. great line, for like, a hard nose tv lawyer. but does not have a place here. >> but what if he did?
show, fred savage. [ cheers and applause ] >> seth: i'm so happy to have you here. >> i'm very excited to be here. >> seth: congratulations on the show. >> thank you. >> seth: it's such a fun show. we were talking backstage because -- i think that was a good clip, because it shows sort of -- this is a very strange show. it's not what you expect >> no, it's kind of what the show is about. it's this idea that a guy who's really only known hollywood and being on television, his show finishes. and he comes back to boise to try to lead a normal life. rob lowe and i are brothers, which, i know makes total sense. [ light laughter ] and, so i'm trying to school him on how to be a normal human being. so, you know, it's about brothers and it's about family. but at the same time we're trying to kind of satirize and skewer celebrity and the entertainment business and television and really everything that keeps us employed. >> seth: yes.
really fun to do. together. rob lowe is so good at being someone who plays that character, >> yeah, yeah. >> seth: he doesn't seem like -- he doesn't seem like he would ever be in boise, idaho. >> no and hanging out with rob, guy. >> seth: he truly is. >> i really love hanging out with him. and every once in a while i'm like, "oh, my god, he and i could be like the best -- why don't we hangout all the time?" >> seth: yeah. >> and then he'll say things gwyneth or --" and i'm like, "oh that's why." you just exist in this world, that i could never be a part of. >> seth: everyone had your idea of, we should hang out with rob lowe more. that's not the hard part coming up with that part of it. >> every day i'm like, "oh, my god. why aren't we better friends?" [ laughter ] >> seth: now, i do want to ask this -- >> why won't you return my calls? it's really awkward. i see him in the morning. i'm like, "i called you all night. i was texting you. is the battery dead?" so i would get him chargers. >> seth: still nothing. >> no still nothing. >> seth: how often do people ask you if your show, "the grinder", has any connection to do with
[ laughter and applause ] how often does that happen? >> just the right amount of times. >> seth: just the right amount of timing. [ laughter ] >> yeah, yeah. just the right amount. >> seth: yeah. >> uh, no -- >> seth: by the way, there is -- within the gay community, i assume they would be like, "oh, my god. you should see rob lowe on 'grinder'." and they're like, "oh, my god! he's what?" [ laughter ] >> i want to come up with an app, so we could be, like, okay. if you're within 500 feet of rob, can you have sex with him, if you -- >> seth: if you watch "the grinder." >> yeah. if you watch "the grinder." like, oh, he's in your neighborhood. what are you in the mood for? like he wants to do dinner. >> seth: and would there be any -- >> oh, absolutely. i would demand it. i would demand it, yeah. i would demand that. >> seth: this is -- >> but i love that you asked. that really means a lot to me. >> seth: thank you. >> i really appreciate that. just that there's interest. >> seth: yeah, exactly. you guys should definitely should do some promos. you mentioned -- rob lowe is so handsome. >> yes. >> seth: you have been using
>> so rob lowe has -- i love how i'm calling him "rob lowe." my daughter, who's 7, asked me once what rob lowe's last name was, because we just call him rob lowe. >> seth: rob lowe perfect. >> yeah. so he has a skin care line and he said, "oh, do you want some?" like, "ah, yeah." like if rob lowe is like, "i use this on my face. do you want some?" you say, "okay." >> seth: yeah. >> you don't question. >> seth: and do you feel like it's been making a difference? >> well, you tell me. >> seth: yeah. you look better. >> okay. this is before i started working with rob. >> seth: yeah. a little greasy. >> look over here. >> seth: yeah. >> perfection. >> seth: look at that, perfect. >> look at that. >> seth: really nicely done. >> yeah. so i mean, if this is what you get, just after a few months, i feel like i'm on a road to a really great place. [ light laughter ] >> seth: yeah. >> yeah, yeah. >> seth: this was always -- your career arc was so interesting to me because, obviously we all knew you from "the wonder years" and then you actually started directing television? >> i did, yeah. >> seth: and was that something even by the end of "the wonder years" was something you were thinking about doing?
in the back of my mind i always wanted to be a director. i loved -- even on "the wonder years", i loved the mechanics of the camera and how it worked. i was constantly fiddling with it and taking it apart. i would get in a lot of trouble -- >> seth: yeah, i was gonna say. >> i was just interested. then i also loved the art of it. why one director would shoot a scene one way versus another director would shoot it another way. and what informed those choices and how those choices transferred into a different scene, a different flavor of a scene on the air. and i was always just so interested in that. so it's something i always wanted to do. and then after college i kind of threw myself into it and tried it. >> seth: and you've done it for a long time since then, right? >> yeah. no, i mean that's what i've been doing ever since "the grinder" came along. that's what i've been doing, was directing. and it was, you know -- like i said, i always wanted to do it and it started very slowly. very modestly. like i just finished college. i'm like, okay, i want to be a director. how do you -- there's no how-to. so i would just like watch television. and there was a show that i loved that really made me laugh
the name of the production company aftethe show and called them. like, "hey, can i come hang out? and like watch you guys film?" >> seth: so, this is the second time you've done something that's really creepy and stalker-y over the course of -- [ laughter ] look, who did you call? what show? >> it was "even stevens." [ laughter ] i love "even stevens"! >> seth: yeah, all right. >> it was great! and so i hung out for, like, weeks. i'm a creepy guy. >> seth: yeah, maybe a little. >> ooh. boy -- [ laughter ] look, if i only went pce people wanted me, i wouldn't make it to this chair. >> seth: there you go. you gotta -- >> you know? you beat the doors down. >> seth: you beat the doors down. [ laughter ] no! i insisted! and here i am, america! [ cheers and applause ] >> seth: here he is. and we're happy you're here. >> don't wait for anyone to ask. just make it happen. >> seth: just make it happen. guest on "late night." now you obviously, meant so much to so many people. is it still something that you
>> you knowm i really -- i feel like i really lucked out in that even starting as a little kid, i feel a connection to. >> seth: sure. >> and whether it was acting as a young kid on things like "the wonder years" or even "the princess bride." or directing shows like "it's always sunny in philadelphia", or "party down" or doing stuff later in life on "the grinder" people just -- they feel, it's always funny. right? >> seth: yes. [ laughter ] it's good. >> it's always funny. but i've been lucky enough to be a part of things that have really meant a lot to people and they revisit it over the years and so every time i encounter someone, there's just a sea of warmth and they're so happy for me. and it's never, like, "oh, let's take a picture" or "oh, sign an autograph." it's always just like, "hey! keep grinding! keep grinding!" [ laughter ] you know, like across the street. i feel like i have friends >> seth: well that's great -- >> seth: i just want to >> my kid's like, "what do they i'm like, "they like the show. don't worry about it.
i will!" >> seth: you -- i want to say this, and i mean this sincerely. because we've gotten a chance to meet before and people from tv shows, you don't know if they're gonna be nice to you when you meet. the fact kevin arnold was played by a person who is also a very genuine and nice person means the world to me and everybody else. so keep grinding. >> i will never stop the grind. >> seth: keep grindin'. >> i will never stop the grind. [ cheers and applause ] >> seth: fred savage, everybody! "the grinder" airs tuesday nights on fox. we'll be right back with music from parson james. [ cheers and applause ] getting unlimited data for your family is a struggle. other carriers either don't offer it, or it's too expensive!not t-mobile!oding da t lineunlimited 4g lte data for justif bucnd get ur f yu-give y a fouli ano e so tell those other guys you're done worrying about data.
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