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thank you, roots. our first guest is a golden globe award winning actress starring in a new film called "miracles from heaven," which opened in theaters today. please give a nice, warm welcome to the lovely jennifer garner, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: come on! you're the best, man. >> i'm glad to see you. >> jimmy: so good to see you. >> hello. >> jimmy: i always love seeing you. welcome back. you look gorgeous, as always. >> thank you. thanks. i elikmyits and pieces are gonna come out, but -- [ cheers ] you never know! >> jimmy: if you have a 4k tv. [ laughter ] you always look fantastic, by the way. >> oh, thanks, jimmy. >> jimmy: i have a picture of you from the academy awards. and you look gorgeous. >> oh, that's nice of you. thank you. >> jimmy: i mean, knock out. knock out, i mean, come on. >> they don't like it. >> jimmy: oh, they love -- absolutely. >> because where's the love? >> jimmy: no, no.
>> jimmy: wait, that was good. who were you wearing? >> this was versace, and they made it just for me. >> jimmy: come on. >> do you know how they make it? >> jimmy: no. >> because see how i have a a waist right there? i don't have one in real life anymore. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: is it air brushed? >> no, no, no, this is legit, but what they do is they move your organs around. okay, it's a two -- [ laughter ] >> jimmy: what? >> no, they're basically two men who come in with screw guns. and they screwed me into a a metal corset. this isn't true, but it was a a metal corset and did take two -- [ laughter ] >> jimmy: i was like, wait. what's going on? yeah. >> no, there were two italian people who are, you know, talking very quickly and the next thing you know, my ribs were compressed. but i looked kind of, you know. >> jimmy: like a -- like a a spanx? >> it's not like, no, dude, it's not like that. it's so intense. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: no, dude! damn, daniel. [ laughter ] >> damn. >> jimmy: no, dude! >> no. >> jimmy: it is not like -- what? >> it is very intense. it's not like scarlett o'hara. there's metal inside it. and these people just kind of move your ribs. this.
of the side. and they pop you in. [ laughter ] and to keep it in place. >> jimmy: it doesn't feel -- that doesn't sound comfortable to me. >> you know what? it turns out four hours in, it's not. but to keep you in place, you step into a body suit, first, which is like the bottom of a a leotard, but it's a thong. you know what that is? >> jimmy: no, i mean, i do. [ laughter ] no, i don't -- not by experience, no. >> yes. so i was in that. >> jimmy: i go commando. [ laughter ] >> this very dress. and we were watching the academy awards. i went with one of my best girlfriends. we've gone like to six or seven of those things together. >> jimmy: fun. >> and we're sitting there and suddenly my ribs started to like panic. i had a panic attack in my ribs. >> jimmy: what's that? [ laughter ] i don't know what that means? >> they were spasming. i was having a muscle spasm. >> jimmy: going up and down? >> everything in here started to -- >> jimmy: freak out. >> freak right out. >> jimmy: yeah. >> freak out. >> jimmy: yeah. >> and i said i'm gonna have to stand up. i can't -- i can't breathe. i mean i have to stand up.
[ laughter ] they're gonna think you're protesting. >> jimmy: you're storming -- >> you can't stand up! you have to sit down. >> jimmy: you're storming the stage. >> yes. so, i'm trying to get comfortable. i was like, oh, my gosh. oh, my gosh. my ribs are totally freaking out. i can't breathe, i can't move. so, we're trying not to -- we're laughing and that makes it worse. and finally there was a blessed commercial break and i could kind of teeter this whole dress to the backstage. well, we stood backstage for a a while and i calmed down. and then i realized i had to go to the bathroom. [ laughter ] so i don't know, you know, if you've ever gotten married and you've gotten -- been in there with your bridesmaids and the wedding gown. and it's a thing. >> jimmy: okay. >> okay, it's a thing. >> jimmy: all right, sure, sure, sure. >> we understand, right, ladies? >> jimmy: i'll take your word for it, yeah. >> okay, yeah. just take my word for it. so, we go into the bathroom 'cause she's gonna have to hold something up. >> jimmy: that's nice. >> okay. [ laughter ] it's not pretty. i just feel like you should know the truth about these things. >> jimmy: the guys would never have, this would never ever happen to a guy. >> this would not happen.
the bathroom, and unzip my pants? [ laughter ] no, i would never, it woul't even come up. the guy would just rather just go in their seat rather than have that happen. but she helped you out? >> okay, so, we get in there -- >> jimmy: like a snowsuit? 'cause that's tough. >> it feels like it. it's worse than a snowsuit. it's worse than a toddler in the snowsuit. >> jimmy: it's worse than that? >> because of the body suit. >> jimmy: oh, so it's like a a snowsuit thong. >> you see what i'm saying? >> jimmy: like a thong snowsuit. >> yes. >> jimmy: okay, yeah. >> and the connection of the body suit, 'cause it had a hook and eye situation was in an intimate position. [ audience ohs ] it was like in -- >> jimmy: okay. >> my vagine. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: don't. no, okay, wait. yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. all right. >> jimmy, you're a grownup here. >> jimmy: we all have a mental photo of it right now. we're good. >> okay? >> jimmy: yeah, yeah, yeah. >> so i couldn't reach it, you know what i'm saying? so, i said to my friend, i said, i don't know what's gonna happen, but i think you've gotta get this. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: no! what kind of friend is this? >> i couldn't reach it! >> jimmy: no! >> well.
she said, if this has to be done, it has to be done, but listen, i want you to give it a a good college try. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: before i commit -- before i commit to anything. >> before i get in there. >> jimmy: you gotta at least try. >> you gotta really -- >> jimmy: yeah. >> so eventually, eventually it worked out. >> jimmy: you figured it out. it worked out. >> yeah. and i'm gonna get those ribs removed anyway. >> jimmy: yeah, good for you. [ laughter ] good for you. >> yeah! >> jimmy: you show them, man. >> yeah. >> jimmy: absolutely. >> mm-hmm. >> jimmy: i gotta say this movie, you're fantastic in it. you know i'm a fan of your stuff. but this one it's a true story. >> it is. >> jimmy: it's heartbreaking but it's also, it makes you just believe and hope. i just -- explain the story. it's almost -- >> so "miracles from heaven" is based on christy beam's memoir "miracles from heaven." and she tells the story of her family's journey as her daughter is inexplicably becomes more and more sick and she tries to find the right treatment for her. and then out of the blue there is a big miracle and sweet
alert, but you might as well know there's a happy ending. she's cured. >> jimmy: yeah. it's almost, you can't believe it's real. >> you can't believe it's real until you sit with the real little girand you sit with christy and annabel and their family. and you see how honest and sincere and what good americans, what an amazing american family they are. and it just makes you realize, oh, they're not messing around. this really happened to them. >> jimmy: and if you have kids, you're just gonna lose it. you're just gonna lose it. >> yeah. >> jimmy: you're fantastic in it. >> thank you. >> jimmy: but it's great. it's fun. i wanna show a clip. here's jennifer garner in the new film "miracles from ." ke ak. >> this is our fourth time here. >> this isn't acid reflux. her throats sore, because she's enhrowing up for wks. >> well, ma', i'm the doctor and that's my diagnosis. so if you'll excuse me, i have other patients i need to see. >> excuse me, this is noacid reflux. she's not lactose intolerant. there's someing wrwith our little girl. >> mrsbeam, you to calm down. >> no, you calm down. u fianothedoctor run more st i'm leaving hosta l i knt's with
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[ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: welcome back, everybody. i'm here with jennifer garner! [ cheers and applause ] the new movie "miracles from heaven" is in theaters right now. we're gonna play a new game called "truth or door." [ cheers and applause ] truth or door ooh [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: okay. we are going to need another player.
he's currently starring in "the people versus o.j. simpson" on fx. please welcome cuba gooding jr.! [ cheers and applause ] what's going on , man? i love you, buddy. that's what i'm talkin' about. come on. come on, buddy. yeah. i'm lovin' the hair, man. looking good! [ cheers and applause ] looking good, buddy. all right, now, the game works like this -- it's not a buzzer. >> i don't need -- >> jimmy: no, no, no. please, no, no. the game works like this. on your turn you choose either truth or door. >> okay. >> jimmy: if you choose truth, you have to honestly answer one of the personal questions contained here in the truth box. [ laughter ] and if you choose door, one of these dare doors will open and you must accept whatever dare is behind it. if for whatever reason you cannot answer the truth question, then you have to take a dare.
cuba, you're up first. truth or door? [ cheers ] >> door! >> jimmy: oh! [ cheers and applause ] which -- which door will it be? >> oh, i gotta pick a door too? >> jimmy: yeah, door number one, two or three. who knows? [ cheers ] >> i came honest, dude. >> jimmy: open door number two! [ cheers and applause ] >> steve: we dare you, cuba, to dress up like a cowboy and remain a cowboy and talk like a a cowboy for the remainder of the game. and whenever somebody mentions your name, you must say,
[ laughter ] come on up here. [ cheers and applause ] >> the boots too? >> steve: put the boots on. >> oh, my goodness. [ cheers ] >> steve: no, he's good with that. >> okay. >> oh, my gosh. shoe. >> jimmy: i know! i'm sorry. >> lord have mercy. >> jimmy: this is a good look. >> just right over the top? >> jimmy: not bad. >> yippee ki-yay mother [ bleep ]. >> jimmy: no, you can't say that! [ cheers and applause ] this is never gonna get through. you can't say that! >> steve: remember, if they don't fit, you must acquit. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: like the tv show. >> there you go. [ cheers and applause ]
you want me to come down there? >> jimmy: there he is, you guys. right there. [ cheers and applause ] he's a cowboy. >> what happens if you say cuba? >> jimmy: yeah, cuba? >> yee-haw. [ laughter ] >> does that happens every time we say cuba? >> yee-haw! [ laughter ] it's either that one or yippee ki-yay mother -- >> jimmy: no, you can't say it. again, we checked with the judges. you can't say that. [ laughter ] you got off easy, i think. jennifer it is your turn. will it be truth or door? [ cheers ] door? what door, what door, what door, what door? >> three! >> jimmy: door number three! >> steve: your dare is you must -- >> you must play with my balls! [ laughter ] >> jimmy: no, no, no, no!
>> jimmy: yee-haw, yee-haw. >> all right, yee-haw. >> steve: you must hold these frozen water balloons for the rest of the game. [ audience ohs ] >> no problem, baby. >> steve: that's nothing after the story i heard last act. >> jimmy: it's like holding the ice. >> that's no problem. >> steve: enjoy. >> oh, that's cold. [ laughter ] no problem. oh, that's chilly. [ laughter ] >> steve: cuba! >> jimmy: let's take our time -- let's take our time and enjoy the game. >> jimmy: okay, here we go. it's my turn. here we go. >> oh, you gonna play, too? >> jimmy: yeah, yeah, yeah. do you wanna ask me if i wanna play -- >> will it be truth or door? [ cheers ] >> jimmy: i'm picking truth. come on.
you are the weakest link. "tell us about the night you lost your virginity." [ cheers and applause ] i'm going with door! here we go. door. hey, guys, when it happens, then i'll have a story. [ laughter ] i'm going with -- i'm gonna go with door. i'm gonna go with door -- no! is it frozen? it's frozen, right? all right, i'm gonna go with door nber two. >> steve: come on up here, everyone. we dare you, jimmy, to let your opponents paint your face in whatever way they want. [ cheers and applause ] everyone, come on up. >> oh, that's okay. >> steve: jimmy can hold these. >> oh!
i'm holding cuba's balls, okay. [ talking over each other ] >> jimmy: then a reveal? >> steve: there's gonna be a a reveal. so exciting. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: you know, i have to do the rest of the show. >> oh! >> you runnin', jimmy! >> jimmy: i'm sorry, i'm sorry. it's very cold. this isn't even my dare. this isn't even my dare. it's freezing. why am i doing two dares? >> you know what? >> jimmy: all right, all right. i'll talk about -- i'll talk about my virginity. >> steve: time is up. >> wait, wait, wait, wait. we're not done. >> steve: all right. ready? turn around. present yourself. >> wait, wait, wait. >> jimmy: all right, here we go. >> steve: ready! >> jimmy: okay, here we go. ready? >> steve: drum roll please. >> here, give me my balls. [ cheers and applause ]
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everybody. i'm seth meyers, this is "late night." how is everybody doing tonight? [ cheers and applause ] fantastic to hear. in that case, let's get to the news. donald trump won yesterday's republican primaries in florida, illinois and north carolina. trump did especially well with white males, caucasian men and non-women of no color. [ laughter ] according to exit poll data, two thirds of republican voters in yesterday's florida primary were older than 50. and the other one third were their parents. [ light laughter ] after finishing a distant second in his home state of florida, marco rubio announced yesterday that he is ending his campaign. rubio plans to return to his old job as a lego businessman. [ laughter and applause ] they'll take you back. you're too good at it. [ applause ] when announcing last night that he is dropping out, marco rubio told supporters, we should have seen this coming. if it makes you feel any better,
[ laughter ] hillary clinton won yesterday's primaries in florida, illinois, north carolina and ohio. and you can tell she's feeling confident, because she gave her victory speech from the oval office. [ laughter ] he just went about his work in the back. he's a good guy. john kasich said in his victory speech last night that if you can't win ohio, you can't be president. because nobody knows winners like ohio. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] president obama announced today that he is nominating washington, d.c. circuit court judge merrick garland to the supreme court. "i can't win anything this week," screamed jojo from "the bachelor." [ laughter ] today president barack obama nominated judge merrick garland to be the nation's 113th supreme court justice. a lot of you out there probably don't know much about judge garland, so to help you out, it's time for a segment called "getting to know judge