tv Late Night With Jimmy Fallon NBC July 10, 2009 3:05am-4:00am EDT
hey, it's a crazy thursday night. whoo! welcome to "late night with jimmy fallon," everybody. it's thursday, guys. [ cheers and applause ] wow. it's thursday or as friday likes to call it, "yesterday." [ light laughter ] yeah! ah, eh, ooh, ah, whoa! [ scattered cheers ] yee! [ scattered cheers ] hey, you guys, a canadian scientist was arrested for smuggling vials of ebola into the u.s. nd i'm telling you, this wouldn't happen if the government would just legalize ebola. [ light laughter ] you know? been saying this for years. barack obama said that his administration will not release the photographs of detainee abuse. not because they don't want to, but because they can't get the password for dick cheney's cameraphone. [ laughter ] they're working on that. then they'll -- [ applause ] that's the problem.
hey, congratulations to nbc's "today" show. they shoot it here in this building. it's the most popular morning show for 700 consecutive weeks. that's good for them, the "today" show. [ cheers and applause ] great. and want to offer my condolences to the least popular morning show, "morning breath with andy rooney." [ laughter ] they didn't give it a shot. they just didn't give it a chance. it was really good. fabrice "fab" morvan, from milli vanilli, you know him? he turned 43 today. and to him, i'd just like to say him -- >> happy birthday, fabrice. [ laughter and applause ] [ rim shot ] [ laughter ]
>> jimmy: no one is perfect. former chicago bull cory blunt was sentenced to one in year in prison yesterday for possession of 29 pounds of marijuana. you know what? i'd be surprised if someone named mr. blunt didn't have 29 pounds of weed. [ laughter ] that kind of makes it compulsory. in chicago, two seventh graders created a new iphone ap. that's amazing, first of all. two seventh graders created this new iphone ap called "math masters" which helps kids practice their multiplication tables. it's so simple. you just take the number of bullies you multiply it by the number of wedgies and then divide it by hours spent taking piano lessons. [ light laughter ] [ audience groans ] and that's how you get the -- yeah. i picked on those kids, man. i don't know what i'm talking about. no one's picking on them. the kids are richer than i am. yeah, they are amazing. they're multimillionaires. finally, for the seventh
straight, year jennifer love hewitt is featured in "maxim"'s hot 100 spread. so, to teenage boys everywhere, i just what to say, "i know what you did last night." [ laughter ] ladies and gentlemen, we have a great show tonight. give it up for the roots. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: all right. we got a fun one tonight. she's a good friend of mine, the lovely maya rudolph is here. [ cheers and applause ] very exciting. i can't wait to see her. from the new film "dance flick" damon wayans jr. is joining us. [ cheers and applause ] very funny, that movie is good. and mindy kaling from "the office" is gonna video-web-chat with me in just a little bit. that's gonna be fun. [ cheers and applause ] and we've got a performance from asher roth, everybody! [ cheers and applause ] it's gonna be great. he's good. he's really good. did you guys see the season finale of "lost" last night? [ scattered cheers ]
don't ruin it! don't ruin it! i didn't see it. my dvr didn't record abc's "lost." it recorded something on the hallmark channel also called "lost." it was weird. [ laughter ] because it also had polar bears and flashes of light and even more weird, it starred my parents. ♪ [ ominous music ] ♪ >> where the hell are we? we're lost. >> we're not lost. will you shut up? >> why couldn't you buy a gps? they're cheap. you could have gotten a garmin or onstar or like -- you know, some of those things that talk to you. you know what this car's sayin to us right now? it's say, "hey, you cheap bastard, you're lost!" [ laughter ] >> we're not lost.
>> let me call cammy. maybe she can google us a map. hey, cammy, it's us. yeah, we're lost. yeah, we're lost. she's laughing at us. yeah, i'm going to kill him. listen, can you google me a map? what? you don't have your laptop? she's at the mall. she's at the mall. all right. bye, cammy. i will probably never see her again, because we're lost. >> we're not lost. wait, what is that white light coming at us? >> what? whth s - i -at >> ah! >> it's bright! >> ah! oh, my god, what happened? >> did we go through time? [ laughter ] no, that guy had his brights on. [ laughter ] what a jerk. >> what a jerk. ridiculous. >> what's wrong with people? >> i don't know, but we should have asked him for help, because we're lost! we're lost. we should have left a trail of bread crumbs like hansel and gretel. i'm lost like gretel! >> we're not lost. will you stop saying that? >> oh, my god is that the polar bear? >> what?
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♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thank you, thank you, thank you. welcome back. welcome back to the show. you know, there are so many bad things in the world these days wildfires, the economy, spencer from "the hills" has a rap song coming out. [ laughter ] so, we here at "late night," we decided to focus on the positives and help bring people together. which is why, from time to time, we like to do a segment called "shared experiences." ♪ ♪ sharing things with one another is a shared experience ♪ [ laughter ] >> jimmy: here is how it works. throughout the show the whole audience, plus the roots, higgins and me, as well as you at home, we're all gonna share a few experiences together. we're going to do the exact same thing at the exact same time. it's going to be awesome. are you guys ready? [ cheers and applause ] all right. everyone, look under your seats
and you will find a wig. and i want you to put them on. there you go. yeah, it's a -- it's a ridiculous-looking head-banger wig. we should all wear them. kind of like an unfrozen caveman lawyer wig. [ laughter ] any "snl" fans out there. you guys look good. all right, look, i know what you're saying, you're saying, "jimmy, is this the experience?" no! it's not the experience yet. [ laughter ] hey, look at the roots by the way. look at the roots. >> yeah! >> jimmy: look at the roots. [ cheers and applause ] can we zoom in on questlove. it's not even remotely on his head. zoom in. [ laughter ] can we zoom in and look at that hair there. >> steve: here's wearing a hat. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: it is ridiculous. so what we're going to do now, you guys, we're going the rock out for like ten seconds together. all right? [ cheers and applause ] so, we're going to head bang
and, roots, can you play some head-banging metal riff? give us some. ♪ ♪ yeah yeah do it ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: sounds like you're sick. you look like someone i know. >> steve: what? when you and i used to tour together, this was my hairstyle. when we were in that white stripes tribute band. >> jimmy: that's right. let's take another look that shared experience and see what we look like. [ laughter ] ah! it looks like it was getting a little rowdy! was getting a little rowdy at one point there. well, i don't think i am exaggerating when i say that that was the greatest thing in the history of the world. [ laughter ]
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♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: all right! our first guest was a part of "saturday night live" for nine seasons and now stars in the new film "away we go" which hits theaters june 5th. ladies and gentlemen, please welcome my friend, maya rudolph! ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: wow. you look beautiful! my gosh. maya, you're pregnant. >> i know! >> jimmy: gorgeous. that's beautiful. [ cheers and applause ] >> thank you. >> jimmy: my gosh.
so, he is going to have a brother or sister? >> pearl's going to have a brother or sister. >> jimmy: my gosh. >> hopefully not both. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: yeah. you never know, though, right? >> you never know. >> jimmy: how is it going this time? different from the first time? >> yeah, yeah. different from the first time. the first time was pretty smooth sailing. like, i didn't really have to worry about it. hi, buddy. >> jimmy: it's so good to see you, pal. >> i know, it is so nice. so fun. i miss you, too. >> jimmy: yes, we have a great crowd, we got a great band. it's exciting. [ cheers and applause ] >> so nice. yeah, yeah. it's been easy, but i had a really crazy -- i didn't like have any cravings or anything with pearl. like, it was just normal. and i had this really weird experience where i was like sitting up, i think i was watching your show pretty much, because i was up late. >> jimmy: thank you. >> you're welcome. [ laughter ] and i was watching tv and all of a sudden my brain was like, "hey, are you awake?" "yeah?" "what do you want?" and my brain was like, "i know what you want. you want pumpkin bread." [ laughter ] >> jimmy: pumpkin bread? "i'm sorry, what?
pumpkin bread?" my brain was like, "yeah, did i stutter?" [ laughter ] >> jimmy: picking a fight with you. >> yeah, my brain is really aggressive. >> jimmy: yeah. "that's what i said. i said, 'pumpkin bread.'" [ light laughter ] your brain is a valley girl. >> my brain like had its arms folded. >> jimmy: "oh, my god, you want pumpkin bread." >> "you are so weird." >> jimmy: "why don't you want pumpkin bread?" >> "i don't know. what is a pumpkin?" [ laughter ] >> jimmy: "what is a pumpkin?" wait, so did you get -- pumpkin bread is a weird craving. >> i don't know when i've ever had pumpkin bread. like, do they sell it at starbucks? i don't know where that came from. >> jimmy: it was in your head that you needed it. >> yeah, like it wasn't even october. isn't that like a seasonal loaf? [ laughter ] >> jimmy: i think they do have loaf of the month. yeah. i haven't been to starbucks in a while. we should invent that, though. >> i didn't know what to do. >> jimmy: "this month's loaf is banana!" [ laughter ] >> "get ready for prune loaf." [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: "if you guys like prune loaf, you will love zucchini loaf."
[ light laughter ] >> zucchini loaf is good. >> jimmy: zucchini loaf is good? >> but wrd. >> jimmypumpkin loaf? >> why pumpkin loaf? why pumpkin loaf, buddy? >> jimmy: why pal? hey, maybe you should call the baby pumpkin. >> aw. [ audience aws ] >> jimmy: that's pretty cute, rit? >> that's so cute. >> jimmy: not pumpkin loaf. >> pumpkin fallon. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: fallon's a great middle name. >> i love it. oh, no last. >> jimmy: do we have news we have to tell? >> ladies and gentlemen -- >> jiy: i've missed you, pal. >> i miss you too, buddy. >> jimmy: remember the days of "saturday night live," we used to work together? it was fun times. >> we had such goof fest. >> jimmy: it was really silly. >> and so many late nigs being stupid and goofy and like remember all of the weird kids that used to hang out? remember our -- >> jimmy: a couple of them, yeah. >> we had -- we were set up as dual stalkers. do you remember this? there was a kid -- i was coming upstairs and one day this kid was like, "hey -- uh, nice to -- i got something for you." i was like, "okay, what?" and it was a jimmy fallon clock. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: yeah, he got you a clock with my picture on it? >> yeah, and then i came up and i was like, "jimmy, the weirdest thing happened. this kid gave me a jimmy fallon
clock." and it was clock with like "jimmy time." [ laughter ] >> jimmy: it might have said, "it's jimmy time" on it. >> yes, it did. >> jimmy: but it was great, and you hung it in your office for as long as i knew you. did you take it out when i left? >> yeah, i burned it! [ laughter ] you're gone. >> jimmy: you didn't tell me that. >> no, i still have t. >> jimmy: so ridiculous. >> i've got jimmy time for the rest of my life. >> jimmy: yeah. >> and then you got a maya rudolph clock from the same weird kid. >> jimmy: that's right! he was just giving out -- >> weird kid, wherever you are, thank you. >> jimmy: thank you. [ laughter ] that was a great gift. >> it was a great gift. i still have it. the gift that keeps on giving. >> jimmy: we use to do that bit, too, when i would run into the office mad. 'cause we had seats with, like, wheels on it, like we do here. and i would come in, like i was trying to be mad and then fall on the chair. well, you can't do it, but i can do it. >> you can do it for us. >> jimmy: was in a fight with you? >> you had to stay mad. the bit was that you had to stay mad. so, you'd come in and you'd be mad at me and then you had to sit down. but you would have a really awkward -- >> jimmy: all right cool. that's what il do with this. something like -- i can't even believe you! can i just talk to you for one second? [ laughter ]
>> yeah. >> jimmy: i can't believe -- >> are you okay? [ laughter ] the best part about that is recovering and staying mad. the goal was to try to stay mad. is your back okay? >> jimmy: i don't -- no, no, i am putting my mic pack in. i'm not holding my back. [ laughter ] no, my microphone pack fell out. so, i'm trying to figure out where it goes. i'm not old now. "oh, my back!" >> it has been so long. >> jimmy: it's been so long, since 1972. >> god, you remember that? >> jimmy: i do remember that. we were wearing bell bottoms. >> remember when we were on "saturday night live" in 1972 before it started? >> jimmy: before the show was invented? >> great. that was a great day. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: it was so fun. we used to do stuff that no one thought we'd get on air. >> and remember when we did "the raccoons"? >> jimmy: oh! >> oh, god. >> jimmy: that was banned in a few countries. >> that killed everybody. >> jimmy: yeah, everyone was like, "you can't do that." >> people were like, "remember that raccoon sketch?" >> jimmy: yeah, we were dressed as raccoons. >> eat people's food on motorcycles. >> jimmy: that is exactly what it was. hey, i love your movie. >> thanks, buddy.
>> jimmy: it's so good, "away we go." >> yeah, it's a great, great movie. i'm so proud to be in it. >> jimmy: sam mendes? >> sam mendes directed it. >> jimmy: mendes? >> it's mendes, yeah. >> jimmy: i thought it was mendez. >> i'm here to explain that. it's mendes. >> jimmy: is it mendes? eva mendez is eva mendez. >> oh. and david ortiz plays -- >> jimmy: he plays hockey. >> oh. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: but no, he did "american beauty." >> yes. >> jimmy: and -- >> that is correct. >> jimmy: and "revolution road." i thought it was "revolutionary road" for a second. >> you can say whatever you want. >> jimmy: i was in that movie, "revolutionary road." i had a flute. [ laughter ] and someone had a drum and we just walked up and down the street. >> he just gave it a giggle. >> jimmy: it's good for the baby. >> the baby's like -- [ laughter ] >> jimmy: john krasinski's in it. >> john krasinski -- >> jimmy: john krasinski. >> john krasinski. >> jimmy: john krasinski. >> john krasinski and i are in it. >> jimmy: john krasinski, from "the office." >> yes, who's fantastic, phenomenal, lovely, wonderful.
>> jimmy: allison janney's funny. >> oh, my god, allison janney's in it. catherine o'hara's in it. jeff daniels is in it. >> jimmy: co on! >> maggie gyllenhaal is in it. it's the movie that keeps on giving. >> jimmy: there really is a lot of people in it. >> and many, many more. >> jimmy: it's like the "love boat" of movies. >> charro is in it. >> jimmy: guest stars just keep popping up. [ light laughter ] charro's not in it. but that would be great. >> oh, my god, if charro was in it, i don't know what i would do. >> jimmy: we have a clip of the movie. >> oh, really? >> jimmy: let's look at a clip. >> okay. ♪ >> hi. >> hello. >> you know you can't fly after eight months, airline policy. >> oh, i'm only six months. >> dana, come here for a second. >> do you have a note from the doctor? >> what? really? >> it's okay. you're supposed to have a note from the doctor if you want to fly after eight month, but i'm only six months, so -- >> uh-huh. carrie, you got a minute?
>> she says she's only six months. >> can you turn to the side? [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: i love that. the way they treat you. >> that's "f"'d up. >> jimmy: that is "f"'d up. it's messed up. it's a really funny movie. it's good. and it comes out the 5th? >> june 5th. >> jimmy: june 5th. >> yeah. >> jimmy: the one thing i loved that we used to do on the show a lot, me and you would sing a lot. >> yeah. >> jimmy: i used toake you do -- i don't even know if you still do gwen stefani. well, you never did it on the air. >> what? i never did it on the air. that's true. >> jimmy: you never did it on the air. i used to beg you. like, "come on, can't you just do it?" like, 'cause i saw her in concert and she would sing "i'm just a girl" and then she would say, "am i making myself clear?" [ as gwen stefani ] >> "am i making myself clear?" [ laughter ] she has a different stage voice, because she doesn't talk like that -- [ as gwen stefani ] "but when she is on stage, she talks like this!" [ laughter ] >> jimmy: that's great. it is so good. >> i love her so much. >> jimmy: i love that one. that is still good.
>> and you made me say, "b-a-n-a-n-a-s." [ laughter ] >> jimmy: and no one was doing that impression and i just thought it was great. we sang -- we had a hit song in the '90s. >> of course we did. >> jimmy: i mean, it was a smash. you guys remember that one? >> oh, my god, it was in all of those disney movies. it was in, like, five, right? >> jimmy: it was in four or five disney movies >> four or five. >> jimmy: it was in 45 disney movies. [ laughter ] >> it was in 45 disney movies. >> jimmy: the theme song. i mean, i don't remember the lyrics. >> i barely remember. >> jimmy: well, i mean, i don't think we could do it tonight. there would be no way -- [ cheers and applause ] >> i can't. >> jimmy: no, you guys, i'm not doing! [ cheers and applause ] i don't remember the lyrics. >> i can't. >> jimmy: roots? ♪ >> shall we? >> jimmy: i mean, i don't remember the lyrics. >> i can't remember anything. ♪ it's been so long since we finally ate the fire ♪ ♪ every day was different and no one knew what tomorrow would bring ♪
♪ all through the storms there were fires burning in his shorts ♪ [ laughter ] ♪ ♪ no -- [ inaudible ] [ laughter ] ♪ on forever ♪ ♪ oh [ inaudible ] ♪ oh, it's true [ inaudible ] ♪ forever yeah ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: maya rudolph, everybody! "away we go" is in theater's tuesday. we'll be right back with another "shared experience". [ cheers and applause ] ♪ announcer: what if you could rewrite your hair's past
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♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: wow! that's a great song. ♪ [ light laughter ] the song that never ends is great. now, if y remember earlier in the show, we had a shared experience where we all put on wigs and were banging our heads. it was pretty fantastic. it brought us all closer together. everyone's talking about it. >> maya: everybody. >> jimmy: well, now it's time for part two of our magical journey through shared experiences. and it's only gonna get bter. now, i know you what you're thinking, "jimmy, don't be ridiculous, you can't possibly top the first shared experience." but yes, we can do it. we can top it. why don't you all reach under your seat and find out how. steve, what do we have for them? >> steve: well, jimmy we've sureglow sunglasses from sureglow.com for all of your great, glowing needs. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: all right, they're glow in the dark sunglasses. you wear sunglasses --
[ laughter ] >> steve: and it's like rowdy roddy piper in "they live." you remember those? >> jimmy: my glow -- >> maya: oh! >> jimmy: well, look at what just happened to mine. >> maya: you need a refund. >> jimmy: look at that. we do now. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] wow. >> steve: those are 3d, jimmy. >> jimmy: can you see that? >> maya: it is okay. >> jimmy: don't mess with me. >> maya: it's for your good eye. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: i'm like a terminator. terminator, part animal. all right. [ laughter ] all right, everybody. we're going to put these sunglasses on, and we're going to turn the lights out. and that's when the magic happens. [ laughter ] are you guys ready? [ cheers and applause ] turn off the lights! whoa! ♪ to the left! to the right! to the left!
to the right! ♪ one, two, three, to the left. three to the right. three to left. three to the right. three to left. three to the right. let's do it again. ready? here we go. one, two, three, to the left. one, two, three, to the right. one, two, three, to the left. now, head bang. now, head bang. ♪ one, two, three to the left. one, two, three to the right. one, two, three to the left. now, head bang. now, head bang. ♪ one, two, three, to the left. one, two, three, to the right. one, two, three, to the left. head bang. now head bang. now head bang. ♪ nice job, everybody! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ all right. yeah. >> how did it feel as one? >> jimmy: that was amazing. let's take one more look at that shared experience. ♪ sharing things with one another the shared experience ow ♪
[ laughter ] >> jimmy: there you g that's great that you guys are here to share it with me. that's what this whole thing is about. and by this thing, i mean life! our next guest is part of the great american comedy family. he stars in "dance flick," opening next friday. put it together for damon wayans jr. ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: energy! you came out with so much energy, you could walk around the whole studio. that's fantastic. >> i gotta cross my legs now i know i'm officially on one of these shows. they always cross their legs. >> jimmy: oh, this is your first talk show? >> yeah. >> jimmy: wow! [ cheers and applause ] want try this one on? >> yeah. >> jimmy: try that one on. >> is this the terminator one? >> jimmy: yeah. >> oh! everyone's naked!
>> jimmy: no, no, no! [ laughter ] >> oh, wrong one. wrong one. wrong one. >> jimmy: hey dude, thanks for coming on. i've got to say that "dance flick" is hilarious. >> thank you, bro. >> jimmy: so good. i mean, tell us about what it is. >> well, honestly, actually before i did any of this, i was an artist. i don't know if people know that about me, but i was an artist. >> jimmy: went to college -- >> yeah, i went to college for art. and when i found out i was coming on your show, i was like, "i've got to draw a portrait of you." >> jimmy: wow. >> yeah, like, you know what i mean? so i got my, you know, i did mediums. i did you know, all different mediums. a lot of shading. i actually got a picture of you, so that i could make it look just like you. >> jimmy: do you have it? >> yeah. yeah, i just want to -- >> jimmy: this is amazing. >> it took me three or four months. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: that's great. thank you so much. hey, this is pretty good. >> yeah, you see the shading. >> jimmy: i don't really see the shading. you guys want to see this -- [ laughter ] >> what's funny? [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: i think they're laughing --
they are not laughing at you, they're laughing with you. this is -- >> shadow. you see the tie. it's your tie. >> jimmy: perfectly framed, too. >> you see the little mic on there. you like your the little mic. >> jimmy: well, it looks just like me. now, what college did you go to, again? [ laughter ] >> otis. >> jimmy: yea, you really did go to otis. >> yeah, yeah. >> jimmy: well, i'm gonna leave this here for now. [ laughter ] and -- >> thank you. >> jimmy: hey, man. come on, man. okay, so, the movie, "dance flick." >> jimmy: kind of, a spoof movie -- >> yes, it's making fun of every, single dance movie that's ever came out. all the way "flash dance" to "step up one." i don't know. what are they on 13 now? >> jimmy: yeah, "step up 13." yeah, "step up 13." >> all those. and dancing in the rain. >> jimmy: "step up, the 13th." with hockey masks. >> just dancing in the rain. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: like a "jabberwocky" type of -- >> "i need to kill someone." >> jimmy: it's fantastic, "step up, the 13th." it's great. damon wayans, jr. >> yes? >> jimmy: you look exactly like your dad. >> i know. [ laughter ]
>> jimmy: you do! >> it is like he had me in a corner by himself. you know? [ laughter ] what can i say? >> jimmy: he actuay -- he had no other help. >> he was like, "it's good. i don't need you. i don't need you. i got this. i got this." >> jimmy: he just cloned himself. that's amazing. i mean, is that fun for you -- annoying? >> it's fun sometimes, but then it's like people literally think that i'm him. and like, they don't even take into account, like, age or anything. [ light laughter ] so, they'll come up to me. "oh, damon wayans!" my driver who drove me here, he was like, "dude, i loved homey the clown." i was like -- [ laughter ] >> jimmy: "really? loved him?" >> yeah, now i just go -- you know, now it kind of gets to me. so, i'm just like, "you know what? i am damon wayans. and your baby's ugly." [ laughter ] you know? "major payne" said that, damon wayans. >> jimmy: you are ruining your dad's rep. >> you got to. >> jimmy: that's not a nice thing to do. >> tear him down, build me up. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: well, the more i think about it. [ laughter ] cross your legs, you're on a talk show. >> yeah, i'm on a talk show with -- >> jimmy: well, there are so many wayans.
how many wayans are there in this movie, alone? >> i think, like, 43. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: 43 wayans! one of the most talented families in comedy. i love them so much. we have a clip of the movie. no need to set it up, just take a look at this clip from "dance flick." >> do you really want to go to juilliard? >> yeah. >> well, then it's on you to make your dreams come true. oh, black girls! so, uh, so, what you're gonna want to do is, make that left. hi, let's warm up. ♪ ♪ she's a maniac maniac on the floor and she's dancing ♪ [ laughter ] like she never -- ♪ >> okay. let's do this! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: that's very good. very funny. come back, man. "dance flick" opens wide next friday. go check it out. when we come back, mindy kaling on web chat. [ cheers and applause ] and another "shared experience". [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪
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♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: all right. well, you know my next guest as kelly kapoor on nbc's hit show "the office." [ scattered cheers ] and since she's on to promote the brand-new "office" web-series "blackmail," we thought we'd bring her on for a wechat. from the offices of "the office," here she is, mindy kaling, everybody. gonna pop up. there you are. hey! [ cheers and applause ] >> hi, everyone. >> jimmy: how are you? are you doing good? >> i'm great, jimmy. you look very handsome. you didn't tell them that the reason i have to do this is because i'm under house arrest. i can't leave. >> jimmy: mindy's under house arrest. there's some problems, but i didn't want to bring it up. i didn't want to bring it up. this is good. it is almost like you're here. [ light laughter ] >> are you touching my face? >> jimmy: yes. oh, i thought you couldn't even tell what i'm doing. >> i can't. >> jimmy: that is right, 'cause the camera's here. sorry. it's a tricky, tricky, tricky thing. now i am hearing a delay, too. how is everything? wait, the "office" season finale is tonight, right? >> mm-hmm. >> jimmy: but yet, you're still working? >> yeah, i'm a writer. so we're starting our next season. >> jimmy: a lot of people don't
know that you write. a lot of people don't know that you write on the show as well as act. >> and i dance. i am like the beyond triple-threat. >> jimmy: you dance as well! i heard that you tried to dance once for your boyfriend through web chat? >> yeah, yeah. this is not the first time i've done a web chat, and i had a long-distance boyfriend. and i take hip-hop classes just to keep it fresh. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: keep what? keep what fresh? >> keep like my whole self fresh. >> jimmy: yeah, i totally got you. well, is there any way that you could give me a taste of the dance? >> yeah, well, here is the problem. when you try to dance sexy for your boyfriend on the web chat, i didn't adjust the camera so he only saw my crotch part. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: hey, that's pretty good. >> and i would do these dances and so much of it is in my face, 'cause i would be like -- [ laughter ] and he would -- >> jimmy: well, maybe we can make that both. roots, can you give us a beat? something like a hip-hop
101 beat? ♪ give us a little dance. come on. ♪ oh, yeah! there you go. [ light laughter ] that's pretty good right there. now do the face. do the face. [ laughter ] oh! at is good. that is awesome. thank you. ♪ >> my dancing will -- >> jimmy: no, it was good. i don't know. now, these things -- you go on to nbc.com to see these things, the "blackmail" thing? and what is it? >> yeah, so, we're doing these webisodes, and they're called "blackmail." and creed who plays the older, creepy character on the show. he blackmled all of the characters. and he blackmailed my character for information. >> jimmy: so -- how many of them are there going to be? >> i think there is three of them and it's sort of like if you are a big creed fan, this is like -- he really shines. >> jimmy: when are they available? now? >> i think that they're
available online now, the second one, yeah, for free at nbc.com. yeah, check it out. >> jimmy: super-free. and you're really funny. i saw on twitter, i asked you the send me a tweet. >> yeah. >> jimmy: look at what you sent me. can we zoom in? i don't even know if we can get this resolution -- well, anyways, you said, "i'm still mad, but you look hot in your suit, james." now, what are you mad at me for? >> well, the reason i'm calling you james, jimmy, is because i'm angry, because i follow you on twitter, and you don't follow me, and you come to l.a. and you're like, "hey, guys, where is a cool place to eat? and i'll be like, "here's where you should go! go here, jimmy. i love you. i'm your biggest fan." but you don't follow me. so -- >> jimmy: well, i'm gonna change that right now. i apologize. i'm going to follow you. can we get a camera on this? i have 99 people, and you're number 100. you're the hot 100.
>> oh, my gosh. >> jimmy: bang, oh, hello! technology. [ cheers and applause ] technology! it's happening right now. well, i love you. i love to see your tweets. you're hilarious. hilariously funny. the brand-new "office" webisodes are available nbc.com. mindy kaling, everybody, right there! [ cheers and applause ] it's time for the third and final "shared experience." finally, it's about time. dancing all of the way down. well, it's time for the third and final -- thanks, pal. a "shared experience." we did a couple earlier and at one point we all put on the head banger wigs. many of you are still wearing the wigs. [ laughter ] i think that's that guy's actual hair. that's not even -- [ laughter ] he is not wearing a wig at all. sorry about that. [ laughter ] that is not even the sunglasses, that's his actual glasses, this guy. [ laughter ] [ rim shot ] yeah. but, as you know, sometimes nothing brings people closer than a huge fight. not just any fight, that's
right, i'm talking about a snowball fight. [ cheers and applause ] and i know it is spring. i know it is spring, but, look at all these buckets. we have a bunch of snowballs. check under your seats. you should have a couple of snow balls under there. so, when i yell "snowball fight," you can hurl them right at the camera lens right there. right in the middle there. you could throw them all at me. whatever you want to do. and you can throw them at each other. but they might hurt. so, get ready. it's a snowball fight. ready? one, two, three, snowball fight! [ cheers and applause ] let's go again! >> damon: cheap shot. >> jimmy: all right, let's take one last look at the "shared experience." [ cheers and applause ] look at that. that's rad. >> damon: wow. ♪
i hit questlove's afro. >> jimmy: you hit questlove's afro? >> damon: didn't i? i got one. i got one. i hit him with that. >> jimmy: people were aiming? he missed it. >> damon: you missed hi he's too cool. >> jimmy: oh, questlove. you all right? >> questlove: i'm gonna get you after the show, man. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: wait, questlove, i got the perfect sunglasses for you. [ laughter ] here. i know you hurt your eyes, so, yeah, that is perfect for you. >> questlove: it is the wrong eye. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: that is much better. [ laughter ] there you go. [ cheers and applause ] no, no, no! [ cheers and applause ] no, no, no. stop. oh, my god! well, i think that this definitely brought us closer gether. we will be right back with a performance by asher roth, ladies and gentlemen! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ok at this- motor oil on my husband's favorite shirt. did you say motor oil? can you help? i've tried these, without success. try this.
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♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: our next guest recently debuted at number five on the "billboard" charts, this guy is good, with his first release, "asleep on the bread aisle." tonight, he's backed by the roots, to perform a song, "be by myself." please welcome, asher roth. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> let me give a shout out to the roots. ♪ ♪ come on i gotta be by myself gotta be by myself this time ♪ >> let's go. ♪ i gotta fly by myself go get high by myself this time let's take it come on ♪ ♪ whoa whoa ♪ >> tariq: yeah, come on, ya'll ♪ whoa yeah whoa ash is young, attractive ♪ ♪ handsome bachelor awesome rapper got a knack for vernacular
when i perform spectacular ♪ ♪ i'll have any girl that i want want i'm a take the girl ♪ ♪ in the front front boobs bounce when i tell the crowd jump ♪ ♪ honey, come backstage i just want to have fun but i'm too young to be locked down ♪ ♪ not now need a new car drive around with the top down new broad with her bra ♪ ♪ and her top down in the backseat screaming out loud come on ♪ ♪ she wants to be my lady but i don't see her no, no she wants to be my lady ♪ ♪ but i'm a free bird take a look now i gotta be by myself gotta be by myself this time ♪ >> everybody, clap your hands. ♪ i gotta fly by myself go get high by myself this time the cycle is shawn michaels heartbreak ♪
♪ and yeah, i like you but not enough to wife you you say, i'm nice, true and you think ♪ ♪ i'm the right dude but there's another girl just like you like who ♪ ♪ i'm on the road another night, another show new event in a new time zone and the live show ♪ ♪ is so mind blowing and it's my show so you know that i'm blown for real ♪ ♪ no text gonna give me whoa long distance just ain't my thing ♪ ♪ whoa yeah, i'm single don't need no ring i'm a free man now ♪ ♪ i don't need no strings sing ♪ ♪ come on come on come on ♪ ♪ she wants to be my lady so what so what but i don't see her ♪ ♪ no she wants to be my lady but i'm a free bird ♪ >> clap your hands, ya'll. ♪ i gotta be by myself gotta be by myself this time >> everybody, clap your hands. ♪ i gotta fly by myself go get high by myself this time
if you're cool with nights at the pool ♪ ♪ jacuzzis and groupies boobies and booze and no rules i'm only 22 ♪ ♪ i need to watch football and hang with the roots but if you don't get mad when i get fat ♪ ♪ 'cause all i do is eat drink, smoke weed and rap and play "madden" then dag ♪ ♪ you're pretty rad and i take it all back c'mon ♪ >> yeah, clap your hands, ya'll. ♪ she wants to be my lady but i don't see her ♪ >> that's right. come on. ♪ she wants to be my lady >> that's what i'm talking about, ya'll. ♪ but, but, but but i'm a free bird i gotta be by myself gotta be by myself this time ♪ ♪ come on come on that's right i gotta fly by myself ♪ ♪ fly go get high by myself this time yeah i gotta be by myself ♪ ♪ gotta be by myself this time
that's right, come on i gotta fly by myself go get high ♪ ♪ by myself this time come on ♪ >> yes, yes. jimmy fallon, peace and love, ya'll. ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: yeah! asher roth, everybody! come on! you did a good job. catch him june 6th in philadelphia at the second annual roots picnic festival. my thanks to maya rudolph, damon wayans jr., mindy kaling, asher roth, john roberts and the greatest late night band, the roots! stay-tuned for "carson daly." thanks for watching. have a good night. i hope to see you tomorrow. [ cheers and applause ] ♪