tv Late Night With Jimmy Fallon NBC July 24, 2009 12:35am-1:35am EDT
[ cheers and applause ] andy richter, "tonight show" [ cheers and applause ] >> steve: from studio 6b in rockefeller center, the national broadcasting company presents -- tonight's guests are -- and featuring the legendary roots crew. and here he is -- jimmy fallon! [ cheers and applause ] captions paid for by nbc-universal television -- captions by vitac -- www.vitac.com
♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: i feel good. come on. welcome. how you all doing? [ cheers and applause ] welcome to "late night with jimmy fallon," everybody. happy thursday. let's see what's in the news. did you see obama's press conference on health care last night? it was very interesting. he said that if a patient is choosing between a red pill and a blue pill that both work. go with the cheaper pill. [ laughter ] obama got that advice from his new surgeon general, keanu reeves, i guess. [ imitating keanu reeves ] "wait, morpheus, the red and the blue, they're different. my health care only covers the blue, so --" [ laughter ] "i know kung fu." [ laughter ] finally some good economic news today. ford announced they made a profit $2.3 billion over the last three months. i think it's because people responded to their new slogan, "ford, we're not general motors." [ laughter ] that was interesting, but people responded.
in an interview in thailand yesterday, hillary clinton said she was asked if she still wanted to be president and hillary said, "no, that's not something i ever think about." [ laughter ] new research is showing that the average adult forgets three things each day. the most common are internet passwords, charging cell phones and something else. but the problem is there's three -- [ laughter ] definitely three. [ scattered applause ] i think. i'm excited about this. walt disney's "g-force" premieres tomorrow. yeah. [ cheers and applause ] yeah, it's exciting. it's a 3d action film about secret agent guinea pigs. [ laughter ] it's a great movie for kids and stoners. [ laughter ] stoners like you, jeremy. don't look at your friend, jeremy. look at me. what's up, buddy? how are you? i know you're stoked for "g-force." like "alvin and the chipmunks" meets "mission: impossible." we're talking 3d, jeremy. woo. [ laughter ]
in an interview with a german magazine, brad pitt said he doesn't believe in god. in response, god said, "seriously, brad pitt doesn't believe in me, after all i've done for this guy? you've got to be kidding me." [ laughter ] "unbelievable. unbelievable." and finally, some important political news. the naked cowboy in times square -- you know that guy? [ scattered applause ] he announced that he's running for mayor of new york city. [ laughter and applause ] awesome. he's not going to give a lot of speeches, though. he said he just wants to hang low. [ laughter ] i saw him and, trust me, he needs support. [ laughter ] ladies and gentlemen, we have a great show tonight. give it up for the roots. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: thank you guys. that sounded good.
how are you doing, roots? all good? i heard your -- you got this -- you're playing the borgata in atlantic city tomorrow night? >> black thought: yes. >> jimmy: it's -- you're there, like, once a month. what is this? >> black thought: like, a first friday residency type thing. >> jimmy: that's going be fun. so, how long are you doing it? you play for, like, an hour? half hour? >> black thought: average roots show is like, four to five hours. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: four to five hour shows? >> black thought: we're the bruce springsteen of hip-hop. [ laughter and applause ] >> jimmy: the bruce springsteen of hip-hop. >> questlove: yeah, yeah, we're going to have guests every month, but -- >> jimmy: really? >> questlove: for this month, doug. e. fresh is showing up. >> jimmy: doug e. fresh will be awesome. that'll be so fun. >> questlove: you're next month. >> jimmy: all right, i'll do next month. i'll come. i'll just do -- i don't know what song i'll do.
i'll think of something good. let me think. >> questlove: anything from your first album. >> jimmy: anything from -- yeah, the first album. everyone bought the first album. [ laughter ] it'll destroy. i'll do "idiot boyfriend." >> questlove: i bought all your albums. >> jimmy: you did? thank you, thank you, i appreciate that. and after the thing, you're going to deejay the after party at mixx. >> black thought: yes. >> jimmy: mixx with two xs. >> black thought: mixx with two xs. >> jimmy: yeah, that's going to be fun. >> black thought: yeah. >> jimmy: you deejay after all your gigs? >> questlove: pretty much. >> jimmy: you do? >> questlove: yeah. >> jimmy: that's just fun, you keep the party going. >> questlove thought: i'm mortgaged. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: so, i mean, all total, gosh, you do probably do, like, a 12-hour night. >> questlove: five hours. >> jimmy: i mean, that's insane. >> jimmy: i mean, that's insane. >> black thought: that's average, you know. >> jimmy: oh, my gosh. i don't know if i could do it. >> steve: i get tired if i drive for five hours. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: i'm ready. i'm ready to go. roots tomorrow night at the borgata. you've got to do it. once a month. i'm there, man. it's going to be fun. >> black thought: okay. >> jimmy: but we've got a great show here tonight here at the show. from "weeds," kevin nealon is here, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] he's so funny.
i love that dude. big fan of his from "saturday night live" and all that stuff. also the sensational demi lovato from the disney channel. [ cheers and applause ] she's going to talk about a new album. so happy to have her here, too. she's super cool. and animal expert jeff musial joins us later with some really cool animals. ch[ rs ach applause ] i love having animals on. it's going to be fun. if you kyow ndowme, knu it only takes three things to make me happy. d,odknoo f real animals and fa oo arms. and all those things come th n toge ierthis next segment which i hope you enjoy. i ke ata look. ♪ [ opera singing ] ♪ [ light laughter ] ♪
♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: what noble creatures. the german shepherd. very protective, but terrible with credit cards. we'll be right back with more of "late night," everybody. come on back. [ cheers and applause ] come on back. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ it's lash blast -- the number one mascara launch in recent history. with six million scooped up already. it's the go-to tube if you crave the biggest boldest lashes of your life. you'll only find this big brush in lash blast. it doubles the size of your lashes right before your eyes! so c'mon! join the six million and counting -- try lash blast. only from easy breezy beautiful covergirl. and, check out lash blast luxe with hints of shimmer. try all 4 shades!
♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: welcome back, everybody. welcome back to the show. who here is a fan of facebook? anyone on the facebook? [ cheers and applause ] i love facebook. it helps me keep up to date with what my friends are doing. like, the other day, i learned that one of my friends had a craving for chicken fingers. [ light laughter ] that's valuable information. anyway, if you've watched our show before, you know that we have a very state of the art studio which allows us to hack into your technological gadgetry. for the past half hour, we've been reading your e-mails, responding to your texts, tweeting your pin numbers, reviewing your internet histories -- yeah. [ laughter ] and, most portantly, checking your facebook status. actually, why don't we check out a few more those right now. let's go in the audience. can we take a look in the audience here? here we go. let's take a look. how about you. [ cheers ] right there.
maxine saunders. is that even close to your name? [ laughter ] she's proud to be a member of such a sexy studio audience. [ cheers and applause ] you guys are sexy. very, very nice. all right. let's move on. let's go to you, sir. there you g [ laughter ] mikey sanders is the guy who used to beat jimmy up in high school. [ laughter ] [ scattered applause ] mikey sanders. can't believe you had the nerve to show your face here. [ laughter ] you watch your back, buddy. [ laughter ] that was the look he would give me in high school. [ laughter ] freaked me out because i didn't know what he was looking at. he was like -- this guy's like -- he's like a dragon. he's like a -- yeah, stop it. [ laughter and applause ] komodo dragon -- all right, let's move on. susie macentire is the girl who used to beat up jimmy in high school. [ laughter and applause ] susie, my mom always told me that a bully is just a friend with fists.
[ laughter ] yeah, that's the look she used to give me right there. a cold, cold stare. also, i have security, so don't try anything. let's move on. you over there. yeah, right there. that's perfect. yep. claire butterfield is hung over niolghasnit t's party. okay, and -- [ scattered apauok ]se ] -- she's been tagged in some photos. lt's ookehe l ak at these photos here. there she is partying there. pplause ]and she looks really happy. a yea aat ooksoslmso life-like. [ laughter ] let's look at the next one there. oh, doing a keg stand. [ laughter ] all right, that's it. good form. good form. yeah, very good. let's move on. let's move on to you, sir. yeah, that guy right there. oh, yeah, perfect. danny o'leary is daydreaming about his first time. [ laughter ] and, more specifically, when it will happen. [ laughter and applause ] well, hey.
hang in there, buddy. hang in there, buddy. even the goalie scores sometimes. you know that. [ laughter ] let's go over to that woman over there. let's see her. yes, perfect. right there. nancy ephwrite is wondering why that jimmy guy keeps interrupting the roots concert. [ laughter ] it's not what this show is all about. [ applause ] no, it's not. no, it's not what it's about. not what it's about, questlove. all right. let's go to -- you, sir, over there. yeah, that guy right there. yeah, perfect. gavin cooper is using febreze as cologne. [ laughter ] all right. well, that's one way to use it. yeah, i actually use purell as deodorant. so, that works. [ laughter ] who else we got? you, sir. how about this guy right here. yep. jerry bruford is going to ask the girl in front of him on a date. hey, cool. let's check out her facebook page. paula fisher is busy that night. [ laughter ] okay.
that kind of hurts, jerry. jerry bruford is pretty sure he didn't mention which night. [ laughter ] so, paula fisher is aware of that and is still busy. [ laughter ] all right, it's not a good sign, jerry. i'll let you guys work that out there. next person here. ow about you? no, let's go next to him. yeah. keep going. yeah, that's him right there. [ laughter ] that's it. that's it. steve michaels. there he is. let's see. he's going to get some sweet, sweet action tonight. [ laughter and applause ] that's interesting. let's check his relationship status. he's in a relationship with himself. okay. [ laughter ] oh, that sucks. all right, i got you. all right. let's move on. let's move on. that's not as cool. os gary allen. there you are, hey, gary. we're going to show your facebook. you're a very sensual and sexy dancer. [ laughter ] i find that hard to believe. maybe he has a video on his videos page. let's check this out. ♪ [ laughter ] oh, yeah.
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♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: welcome bac everybody. you know our first guest from his many seasons on "saturday night live." he's currently starring in the emmy-nominated comedy, "weeds" on showtime. and starting july 31st, you can see him in the movie "aliens in the attic." say hello to kevin nealon, everybody. ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> i was so used to going to that side when conan used to be here.
>> jimmy: that's right. >> out of habit, i went there. i almost ended up in the tuba. [ laughter ] >> jimm that's right. it's happened before. >> i know. congratulations. >> jimmy: oh, thanks. >> jimmy: it happened once with danny devito. he got stuck. [ laughter ] >> i think he's still in there. >> jimmy: he's still in there. that's what gives the roots that sound. >> i love it, i love it. that danny devito roots sound. >> jimmy: yeah, you know what i'm talking about. >> oh, i hear you, brother. >> jimmy: dude, i'm such a big fan of yours from "saturday night live." gosh, i could just talk forever. "weekend update," you were great. you buttoning it up? >> no i just -- what i do, jimmy -- [ laughter ] when you come out and your shirt's a little long, because i'm a long guy. i wear the shirts long. >> jimmy: long torso. >> long torso. >> jimmy: your nickname in high school. >> no, long legs, short torso. >> jimmy: short torso's your nickname in high school. >> short torso. >> jimmy: here comes old short torso. >> yeah. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: that's a terrible nickname. >> it was young short torso at the time. >> jimmy: you were young short torso -- because your father was also known as short torso. wasn't he? [ laughter ] >> he was all leg. here comes all leg. >> jimmy: his nickname was -- here comes all leg and there's young short torso. [ laughter ]
when you and your dad used to go out every saturday, that's what people would say? >> that's right. that's right. so, anyway, let me just explain to you, let me stand up for better explanation. >> jimmy: yeah, yeah. >> all right, see, notice that's kind of a long shirt. if i had this buttoned, as i did, and i sat down, i felt it pulling on the buttocks. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: i hear what you're saying. >> so, what i do now, like a sport jacket, how it opens -- >> jimmy: it unbuttoned itself. >> it did. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: that's a talent in itself. >> i trained it, i trained. my buttons are so smart. i do it once for them and then they're on their own. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: really? call you old smart buttons. >> take a break. we'll be right back. >> jimmy: no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. you can't. i do that. >> let me get rid of this -- >> jimmy: no, that's a gift. >> is this a gift? i'll put this with my other gifts. >> jimmy: we gave you a couch for coming tonight. >> oh, nice, buddy, nice. >> jimmy: yeah, you're a bigger guy. >> that's what they call me, big guy. >> jimmy: they call you big guy. >> yeah. >> jimmy: yeah, young big guy. but, i mean, you did so many funny things on "saturday night live." i mean, the one thing i was just
talking about the other day. i always remember this. was you did this gangsters -- you go in, get out, nobody gets hurt. >> in and out. nobody gets hurt. >> jimmy: then what happened? people didn't understand that was the plan. >> we didn't get out. we didn't get out. >> jimmy: they didn't understand. >> they couldn't understand that. >> jimmy: the story goes nowhere but it was one of my favorite things. >> and it was tom davis was in the sketch. and he would keep saying -- he'd keep saying, "let me understand if i have this straight. we get in and then nobody gets hurt?" "no, no, no, you got to get out first." >> jimmy: you get in, then you get out. nobody gets hurt. >> yeah, had to explain it over and over. >> jimmy: oh, i loved that. >> what i'm going to do, jimmy, i'm going to open up this next button. [ laughter ] because it's still a little tight. there we go, there we go. now i'm good. >> jimmy: it's all right. yeah, because it's a two-button -- because you moved that pillow. that's what happened. >> yeah. >> jimmy: kevin, you're a busy, busy dude. >> i'm a very busy dude. >> jimmy: you've got the "weeds" going. >> let me tell you what i got going. i typically don't like to brag, but since this is a talk show -- >> jimmy: are you going -- i thought you were gonna read your own palm. >> i'm going to use my fingers for a counting tool. >> jimmy: you can use mine. [ laughter ]
>> okay, i've got the "weeds" thing going on. >> jimmy: absolutely. >> "aliens in the attic" coming out july 31st. very funny movie. >> jimmy: aliens are in the attic? >> "aliens in the attic." i got a stand-up special, showtime, july -- no, september 4th. "glenn martin dds," coming up -- hold it, save it. "glen martin dds," coming up on nick at night, august 17th. it's a stop-motion thing. me and catherine o'hara do the voice-over stuff. >> jimmy: no way. loved her in second city. >> yeah, yeah. >> jimmy: clearly a dentist in that? >> yeah, i'm a dentist. but i am so busy. i don't even know what today is. as far as my -- according to my pill box, today is t-h. that's all i know. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: t-h. today is t-h. you're right. that is true. >> jimmy, what i'm going to so is i'm going to open up the second -- >> jimmy: no, no, no, no, no, no. [ laughter ] just start slow. youon't want to -- button it back up. yeah, yeah. "aliens in the attic." so, let me just guess what the movie is about. >> okay. >> jimmy: you go in this house and -- >> we get in. we get out. nobody gets hurt. >> jimmy: nobody gets hurt.
[ laughter ] so, you go in and then nobody gets hurt. >> yeah. >> jimmy: you go up to the attic. there's aliens -- >> i don't go up there. here's the thing about this movie. [ laughter ] first of all, it's probably one of the best -- i'm going to take off my shoe. >> jimmy: no, no, no. [ laughter ] all right. all right. >> it's not often i get to massage my feet as i'm talking. >> jimmy: absolutely. i want you to be comfortable. >> this is the alien of all aliens movie. it's a family action/adventure movie. i play the father. basically clueless that his son is fighting the aliens up in the attic. >> jimmy: fighting them? >> yeah, because these aliens are very -- they're miniature, aggressive aliens and they want to take over the world. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: starting with one attic. >> yeah, in one attic. i want to see it. >> yeah, you're going to see it. you're going to like it. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: you're like a mentalist. you're going to leave. >> you're going to get in, get out and nobody is going to get hurt. >> jimmy: at all. >> i'm going to take a break. we'll be right back. >> jimmy: no, no. [ laughter ] guys, don't listen to him. [ laughter ] >> you have so much power. you could take a break whenever you want. >> jimmy: no, you were taking the break.
>> no, no we didn't go anywhere. we got in, we didn't get out. >> jimmy: no one took a break. people are still --. >> we're still here. >> jimmy: yeah. >> ople are still listening. >> jimmy: yeah, they're loving it. this is a funny story. i wanted to hear about this. because your movie's set in michigan. >> it's supposed to be in michigan. >> jimmy: yeah, but then they shot the movie -- >> in new zealand. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: that sounds like the opposite move to me. >> i think it's for tax purposes. i'm not too sure about that. >> jimmy: is it a peter jackson movie or something? [ laughter ] >> no, i don't think so. i don't think so. no, but it's -- what happened is -- i never wanted to go to new zealand until this came along, because of the plane ride. it's so long. it's like, you know, 13 hours. and i went the first week, you know, by myself for -- to do some preproduction stuff. movie talk. [ laughter ] and then i had to fly back. and it was nice. you know, i get on the plane. you have dinner, you watch a movie. you sleep in the beds. they go back like that. you wake up, you have breakfast. there's new zealand coming under you, right there, 13 hours later. nice flight. had to fly back a week later to get my 1-year-old at the time and my wife and a whole
different story. [ laughter ] the kid, he's 1, and he's not sleeping for 13 hours. he's sitting and he's crying and then we're hitting turbulence. my wife's not great with turbulence. so, i'm giving him the bottle. i'm getting her a drink. for, like, 13 hours. "you okay? you want a bottle? another drink? a bottle? a drink?" you know? >> jimmy: yeah. >> and now it's, like, i'm giving her the bottle now and i'm mistaking, giving him the drink. [ laughter ] which worked a lot better that way. but -- but it was worth it because we had a great 2 1/2 months in new zealand. and have you been to new zealand? >> jimmy: never been to new zealand. it looks gorgeous. >> very pretty. there is a bungee jumping, you know. >> jimmy: i did that once. >> you don't want to do that. >> jimmy: i did it once in new jersey. >> off a desk or something. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: yeah, it was off someone's desk. >> it's not very high up there. [ laughter ] jimmy, what i'm going to do is i'm going to put my shoe back on because it's -- >> jimmy: all right, no, no, no, no. that's good. no, that's good. yeah, you switch it up that way. >> but yeah, so, the bungee cord jumping, they are so into it. i think everyone has their own personal bungee, you know, cord because they love it so much. they jump off anything. >> jimmy: like bringing a set of golf clubs or something.
but you bring your bungee cord. >> in fact, when babies are born down there now, they don't cut the umbilical cord anymore. >> jimmy: they let it go. >> they just dangle for, like, a couple of years. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: yeah. >> you know, because they love it. >> jimmy: they do, they just love it that much. did you do it? >> no, no, no. i don't like heights. i'm not a fan of heights. if they're low, it's okay. >> jimmy: i'm not a fan of being frightened. >> i'm not a fan of anything that's upsetting. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: yeah, now at amusement parks they take a photo of you when you're upset. and you buy it for 50 bucks. and you get off the ride, you're like -- when you're at the scariest moment of the roller coaster, they take a digital photo of your face, like -- >> yeah. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: and then, when you get off, it's like, "50 bucks? oh, i'll buy that. that's pretty good." [ laughter ] >> yeah, want to buy it so they don't put it on the internet. >> jiy: yeah, exactly. >> "look, jimmy's afraid. how much is it?" it's like extortion. >> jimmy: "hey, fallon!" keep scaring me, yeah. like bullies in the audience. i'm sorry that you had that much trouble in high school. >> jimmy: it was rough.
rough time with bullies. >> really? but you were good with the girls. >> jimmy: girls would fight with me, too. yeah, yeah. i was pretty good with the girls. yeah, i was a lover, not a fighter. >> oh, why did you have to bring that up? >> jimmy: yeah. [ laughter ] no, no, that's a good thing. >> i was just getting over that whole thing. >> jimmy: what? >> the michael jackson thing. do you remember -- >> jimmy: no, no, i'm not doing that. no, i'm not bringing that up. >> but you did. >> jimmy: i did. yeah, you're right. i did do it. [ laughter ] i didn't mean to do it. it's just part of pop culture. part of what i say. i love him. yeah. >> it was, it was. yeah. but that's it. yeah, not going to happen anymore. >> jimmy: not going to happen anymore. [ laughter ] >> why is that so funny. why is that so funny? >> jimmy: because he lives on with his music. >> that doesn't happen. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: kevin you can still listen to his music. >> but that's not him. >> jimmy: what do you mean that's not him? >> that's a technology recording device. >> jimmy: of him. >> no. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: oh, my god. it's hard to convince you. >> you ruined a beautiful evening by bringing that up. >> jimmy: no, i -- take your shoe off. >> jimmy, what i'm going to do is take my shoe off. >> jimmy: you guys, we're going to come back with more of kevin nealon, everybody. come on back. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪
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no, this show has always been one of my favorites. >> jimmy: when did you start watching us? so, i've been here from the beginning. jimmy: i know. i remember seeing you. we were just building -- >> those were the days, huh? >> jimmy: yeah. it seemed like four months ago. [ laughter ] >> oh, yeah. >> jimmy: it was, actually. >> has it been four months >> jimmy: this is the best right here. [ cheers and applause ] that was a mid-five. that wasn't quite high. it was a mid-five. >> yeah, i don't go high five anymore. >> jimmy: you don't do it? >> no. again, i'm afraid of heights. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: well, you like to stay low. i know you are a golfer. you stay down to the ground. >> you know, i fancy myself one day to become a golfer. it's something i think i could do, but i'm not good at it because i don't have the time. you know, i'm a very busy man. you heard what i've got going on. >> jimmy: we're not going through the list again. >> don't go through the list. u don't have time. but, yeah, i golf once in a ile. and every year, i do this -- it's called american century championship golf touament. it's on tv, it's on nbc. and they always pair me with charles barkley because we both are really bad golfers. [ light laughter ] i'm a little better than he is,
but he kind of ribs me throughout the day. so, this particular time, i kind of got back at him. i -- when the camera was on, i had a nice little putt that i put in. >> jimmy: we have a clip of this. mazing. you have to see. this is the great putt from kevin nealon, everyone. >> it was a miraculous putt. >> jimmy: it really is. >> kevin nealon, charles barkley and company. this was nealon. and the early -- confidence. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: that is so -- that is so good. >> i made him pick up my putter. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: it was so good, you're just walking away, not even watching where it goes. you knew from the reaction and just kept going. >> but, you know, the further away i got from the hole and i didn't hear it drop in, i started getting a little nervous. then i finally heard it went in. >> jimmy: that's the one you want. that's so good. well, congratulations, again, on "weeds." it's gigantic. >> thank you. >> jimmy: i mean, it's winning emmys.
it's winning -- >> pot awards. >> jimmy: yeah. you're probably getting "high times magazine" -- do people think you are a pot head? >> sometimes, they -- no, i don't smoke pot, but they'll come to -- like i do stand-up comedy, as we talked about earlier. >> jimmy: yeah. [ laughter ] you have a special on showtime. >> as matter of fact i do, september 4th on showtime. >> jimmy: what i'm going to do is -- i'm just going to unbutton this one here. it's the hidden button. no one sees it. >> nice, nice. what i'm going to do, jimmy, i'm going to take this hand, move it forward and get a little more personal with you. [ laughter ] yeah, they come to a show. and they'll say, "dude, how about -- you want to smoke a little reefer?" and i say, "thanks, but i don't really smoke." they go, "seriously, dude, come on. it's good stuff." and i have to really convince them i don't smoke. and then i started thinking. i wonder if, like, the actors from "the sopranos," when they went out to dinner, did people come up to them with, like, a .38 caliber and say, "do you want to whack a few people after your steak?" "what do you say?" "what' do you say?" [ laughter ] >> jimmy: "after dinner, do you want to kill a few people?" >> "you wanna whack some people?" >> jimmy: "no, i play a therapist." >> "no, i've seen the show."
>> jimmy: i'm not a -- are you pro legalizing pot? do you mind me asking that? i usually don't dive into these hard questions. >> oh, no, i'll tell you. i'm a very political person. you know that? >> jimmy: yeah. >> in fact, i'm running for president. [ laughter ] i'm very busy. i'm very busy. >> jimmy: you really are. >> "glen martin dds." i think -- yeah, i think it should be legalized, but only for medicinal purposes and recreational purposes. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: no, no. you said yes and then no, then immediately retracted, but no. >> just no. don't go crazy with it. [ laughter ] no professional pot smoking. >> jimmy: no. we have a clip from "weeds." >> no way. >> jimmy: yeah. >> oh, sweet. >> jimmy: do you know remotely what it is? >> yes, i walk away from the putt. >> jimmy: no, no, no, no, no, no. >> i'm not sure which clip this is. i always wanted to say that. 'cause at home when i watch somebody and they say they're not sure what clip it is -- >> jimmy: but you really don't know? >> i would say they so know what clip it is. >> jimmy: but you don't. >> but i don't know what it is
because i'm what? busy. [ laughter ] let's take a look at this clip, jimmy. >> jimmy: no, no, no, no, no. i do that. >> oh, that's right. [ laughter ] you do this. >> jimmy: i do that. let's take a look at this clip from "weeds." ♪ >> hey, i'm tinley. >> you certainly are. >> is the manager around? >> doug wilson. top dog, big cheese, head honcho, grand poobah. what do you need? >> a job. >> hang on a second. hey, you're fired. >> i'm what? >> fired. >> what did i do? >> nothing. you see that chick over there? she needs a job. i need to get laid. >> you can't just fire someone for no reason. >> dude, i just gave you a reason. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: "weeds" airs mondays at 10:00 p.m. on showtime. and "aliens in the attic" is in theaters everywhere july 31st. kevin nealon, everybody. demi lovato joins us next. >> good man.
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♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: welcome back, everybody. our next guest is a teen superstar who you know from tv shows like "sonny with a chance" and movies such as "camp rock." she's currently headlining a big tour for her second studio album entitled, "here we go again." put it together for demi lovato, everybody. ♪ [ cheers and applause ]
>> what's up? >> jimmy: how are you doing? have you met kevin nealon? >> no, but i just did. so, i guess we're friends now. >> kevin: yeah, bffs. >> bff forever and ever. >> jimmy: that's awesome. [ laughter ] you guys are bffs forever? >> hey, they thnk i'm funny. [ laughter ] yes. >> jimmy: you are, you are very funny. very talented as well. look at this, second album, "here we go again." look at that. and you're shush, shush. are you shushing everybody? >> yeah, i don't really know. >> jimmy: or are you saying "one more --" "here's another one. here's another hit." >> see, we took it as a title picture. i don't really have an artistic reason for it. everyone is like, "why are you whispering in that?" i'm like, "i don't know, because it looks good." >> jimmy: yeah, because it also could be, like, "one more hit. wait a second. here we go again. another smash." >> kevin: now, when you say, "here we go again." when you say, "here we go again," where your going again? [ laughter ] >> jimmy: who knows. that's what makes it -- >> that's up to you. it's for you to interpret and make it personal in your life story. >> kevin: got you. >> jimmy: yeah. >> that's how it's going to change your life.
>> kevin: jimmy, you stay out of this. what's going on here? [ laughter ] >> jimmy: i know you guys are best friends. this is ridiculous. i saw you on "conan o'brien" last week the other night. you did a great job. >> thank you. >> jimmy: you were really good. why are you laughing? >> because, well, i was performing in a really short skirt and i'm not used to, like, performing in skirts or really high heels and a really tight top. so i didn't really know what to do because i was restricted, so i just whipped my head around a lot. and kind of almost broke my neck. and i look back and i'm like, "wow, you were really nervous." but it turned out fun. >> jimmy: you couldn't move at all? >> not really. >> jimmy: but how you were dancing? were you just like -- >> yeah, something like -- [ laughter ] more like that. >> jimmy: oh, a lot of that. oh, that's good. that's kind how i dance. >> i just messed up my hair. >> kevin: looks good, though.
>> all right. >> jimmy: looks great. there you go. yeah. [ laughter ] yeah, that's the move. that's what you do. it always looks good. now, this album's got more edge than the other record you had on there. >> yes, sir. >> jimmy: more of a rocker. >> what? >> jimmy: it's more a rocker-type of album. >> what's a rocka? >> jimmy: it's a rocker. i just went to a british accent. >> oh, okay. >> jimmy: sorry. >> jimmy: it's more, like, a rocker-type of record. like, more rocking, right? would you call it a rocker? no. >> i would say it was more of a rocker album, yeah, then the last. >> jimmy: yeah, this has the lyrics in there as well. >> yeah, if you want to sing long. >> jimmy: yeah, i can sing along. yeah. what's that one there? that's "stop the world." but your buddy was on the show. >> yes. >> jimmy: selena. >> selena. >> jimmy: that's your pal. that's your other bff. sorry, kevin. yeah, she was on the show. and we had hank williams jr. on the show. and she loved him. and her family was here. but your musical tastes are pretty heavy. >> a little bit. >> jimmy: yeah, you like metal. >> well, okay. i used to listen to metal, and then -- but it didn't really inspire me. i mean, i guess it inspired my
rock, but -- >> jimmy: yeah. >> but i just -- yeah, it's fun to -- >> jimmy: but the little kids don't usually listen to it. so, when you get older you're like, "now i'm into this. yeah!" >> yeah, like, in seventh grade -- >> jimmy: i'm trying to book some metal on our show. >> you should do it. >> jimmy: yeah, give me some names. >> okay, there's a band i always talk about called -- cowboys. >> jimmy: okay. >> kevin: i was hoping you'd say that. [ laughter ] >> really? >> kevin: love them. big fan. big fan. >> jimmy: chopper cowboys. >> yeah. there's another band called abigail williams. >> jimmy: abigail williams. [ laughter ] >> yes. >> jimmy: it's not one girl. that's a band. >> no, it's a band. and then there's also, like, one of my favorites, maylene and the sons of disaster. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: that sounds great. maylene and the sons of disaster. >> yeah. >> jimmy: oh, we got to book this band. >> they're, like, a southern rock -- really, rock metal band that's awesome. >> jimmy: well, we got to book these guys. >> and then you can tell them that i said hi and i'm a big fan. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: all right. >> i'm a big fan. >> jimmy: we totally will. that's awesome. absolutely.
you know, i was watching -- i was doing a lot of research and saw a lot of your -- you had these, like, youtube videos you made with selena because you guys are friends. >> jimmy: you guys, i was wondering if me and you could make a youtube thing and pretend we're bffs. >> okay. >> jimmy: yeah, i know we weren't on "barney" together, but do you mind? >> okay. great. let's do it. >> jimmy: he says all right, i guess -- come on back. a chair, a chair. >> all right. >> jimmy: and then we'll get this camera here, okay. >> look at this stuff you've got back here. you've got, like -- yeah, you got binaca. >> jimmy: you can use some binaca, if you want. >> i'll take some binaca. >> jimmy: okay, give me some, too. i definitely need it. it's like we're bffs. >> oh, my gosh! [ laughter and applause ] [ laughter ] >> jimmy: okay. all right. so, what i was thinking we could do is maybe we can do, like, a
metal version of "barney." >> let's do it. >> jimmy: is that cool? >> yeah. >> jimmy: roots, can you help us out? ♪ ♪ i love you you love me we're a happy family ♪ [ singing indistinctly ] ♪ >> jimmy: everybody. demi lovato. when we come back, we have animals with jeff musial. come on back. [ cheers and applause ] ♪
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[ audience aws ] >> jimmy: oh, my god. >> that's not her name. no, we're going to name her aw. but, no, we went with bella. >> jimmy: oh, my god. >> and i'm polish, so we call our bellabuski. >> jimmy: bellabuski? >> bellabuski. >> jimmy: bellabuski. >> wana hold her? >> jimmy: demi, you want to? >> demi: yeah. >> you don't want to? >> jimmy: sure, i'd love to. >> demi: mine. >> make up your mind. which way are we going? >> jimmy: i think demi. >> all right, demi, you go. she might go potty on you, but that's fine. >> demi: oh, that's okay. >> kevin: are these the ones that can rip your face off? [ laughter ] >> only if you're are wearing a pink shirt. yeah, you're fine. totally cool. nothing to worry about. but, yeah, she'll just hang out there all day. she's so cute, isn't she? >> jimmy: oh, my gosh. how old? >> she's almost eight months. she's a spider monkey. so, she'll get, like, 20, 30 pounds, like a 3-year-old. she'll hang on you. prehensile tail, so she can wrap around you like the snap bracelets at the roller rink in 1983. remember? >> jimmy: i do. >> oh, awesome, good man. that's what i'm talking about. >> jimmy: you have another guy here. >> yeah, she's, like -- he's really cool. let me grab him out. >> jimmy: okay. >> okay, check it out.
look at that. it's called a shingle back skink. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: excuse me. >> skink, not skank. skink. >> jimmy: skink, okay, good. [ laughter ] >> now, check it out. look at that tongue, though. it's blue. >> jimmy: you don't have to shove it in my face. >> i won't shove it in your face. just look at it, it's blue. >> jimmy: yeah, it really is. >> now, watch. if you look at his dry tongue, though, just watch. >> jimmy: it feels like i'm watching a 3d movie, but it's -- [ laughter ] >> it's like, it's like, isn't that awesome? it's so dry. and, like, the bacteria infection esn't set in for, like, at least six or seven hours. so, you're fine. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: his tongue is blue, yeah. >> he loves grapes, too. do we have any grapes? >> jimmy: we have some grapes. yeah, right over here's one. >> just kind of put it right there. >> jimmy: all right. there we go. >> kind of, like, smash them up a little bit. >> jimmy: thanks for doing it in my hand. >> no problem. [ laughter ] okay, now feed it to him. but just, like, put it on the desk and -- yeah. watch this. >> jimmy: yeah, that's exciting. >> isn't it awesome? [ laughter ] it's, like, so cool. >> jimmy: wow, look that that
tongue, yeah. >> just don't let him bite you. i'm telling you. now, they -- >> jimmy: now, where they're from? >> australia. they're rare. there's only, like, 40 of them in the united states. >> jimmy: really? >> yeah, super rare. shingle back skinks, pine cone skink. his face looks like his rear. look. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: he must love to hear that. [ laught ] >> so, it's, like, an animal comes up to him in the wild. he's like, "go ahead. pick a head, any head." [ laughter ] isn't that awesome? >> jimmy: oh, my gosh. >> so wicked. >> jimmy: that is pretty wild. >> he's awesome. >> jimmy: how is bella the monkey? >> demi: good. she's eating me. >> jimmy: oh, i just heard something -- we have another -- >> you want to see another one? >> jimmy: oh, my gosh. this is amazing. >> oh, this is cool. i'll put the skink away. check this guy out. isn't she -- oh, so gorgeous. look at that. >> jimmy: wow. >> it's called a black and white ruffed lemur. here, roll a grape over to him. >> jmy: well, you crushed them all. >> you mushed them. just put -- yeah -- put the -- like, over there. yeah, watch this. now, he'll put his head back because he doesn't want to drop any juice. watch. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: that's awesome. >> black and white ruffed lemur, they're only found in madagascar. super, super cool. and he's, like, very male aggressive, though. like, he might think you're a different part of the troupe. so, he'd, like, attack you. >> jimmy: why would you bring him over? [ laughter ]
>> it's good ratings. >> jimmy: look, he's getting mad. i don't like this at all. >> no, he's totally fine. >> jimmy: okay, he's clearly upset. >> he's not -- oh! [ laughter and applause ] >> jimmy: i'm not high-fiving you. i'm not high-fiving you! >> that was awesome. >> jimmy: oh, god. >> that's frightening. >> jimmy: that scared me so much. all right. that was frightening right there. oh, my gosh. hey. wait, that's kevin's. that's vodka. >> oh, sorry, kevin. [ laughter ] i'm going to get in big trouble for that. >> jimmy: no, kevin, kevin, kevin! no, don't. >> they're not allowed to have vodka. >> jimmy: same family? >> well, yeah, he's a prosimian, which is the most primitive of the primates. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: she's, like, eating your microphone. he's eating your microphone. >> i got one more animal. you want to see this one? >> jimmy: yeah. >> you ready? you want to? >> jimmy: yeah. >> okay, check this out. yeah, grab this one off. because this is -- now, move over. move over. yeah. >> demi: okay. >> this is going to be awesome!
>> jimmy: oh, my god. i am so frightened. jimmy! >> jimmy: security! >> no, look. oh! [ audience ohs ] this is -- look at this thing, jimmy. >> jimmy: get it out of -- >> no, look at the teeth on him! >> jimmy: oh, my god. >> so awesome. it's an american alligator. isn't it cool? >> jimmy: i mean, it's amazing. [ laughter ] >> yeah, look at those teeth. 3,000 pounds of pressure. [ laughter ] 3,000 pounds of pressure per square inch. >> jimmy: oh, my god. >> yeah, you want to see him bite something? >> jimmy: no. >> you guys want to see him bite something? [ cheers and applause ] jimmy, give me your arm. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: shut up. [ laughter ] what do we feed him? >> i don't know, what do you want to feed him? my keyboard? what does he eat? >> fresh fish. you got fish? >> jimmy: i don't have any fish here, do i? >> oh, man. chicken? >> jimmy: why would i have fish or chicken here? [ laughter ] >> i don't know. >> jimmy: you brought him, i don't know what to feed him. >> i don't know, that's what i put in on the paperwork. i needed fish and chicken. all you have is grapes over there. >> jimmy: does he want grapes? >> what about the binaca? give him some binaca. >> jimmy: no. >> okay. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: i don't want to make him mad. he smells like fish. >> american alligators, they were almost extinct at one time. they m