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[ cheers and applause ] that's it, ladies and thank you very much to [ cheers and applause ]
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tonight's guests are -- and featuring the legendary roots crew. and here he is -- jimmy fallon! [ cheers and applause ] captions paid for by nbc-universal television
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-- captions by vitac -- www.vitac.com ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thank you so much. wow, thank you for coming. welcome to "late night with jimmy fallon," everybody. happy monday. happy monday to everybody here. a lot of news this weekend. sonia sotomayor was sworn in as the 111th supreme court justice and only the third female in history. this is great. [ cheers and applause ] really great. now ruth bader ginsburg will finally have a yoga buddy. very exciting. also president obama is in guadalajara, mexico for his first north american leaders summit. very exciting. after that he's expected to hold his first imodium a.d. summit. that -- [ light laughter ] yeah -- [ cheers and applause ] should be exciting. yeah. during his weekly radio address, obama said we've finally begun
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to put the brakes on this recession. which is good news. unfortunately, the brakes were built by general motors so -- [ laughter ] we can't catch a break -- [ scattered applause ] can't catch a break this recession. and here's some optimistic news. kim jong-il now says he wants to hold a face-to-face talks with the united states. now all north korea needs is a big enough stepladder. then he'll be -- "come on up, buddy. come on up." [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] yeah. big weekend at the box office. "g.i. joe" made over $56 million and "julie and julia" with meryl streep and amy adams made over $20 million. by the way, if you are a guy who saw "julie and julia" i just want to say -- [ whip cracking ] [ laughter ] tiger woods won the bridgestone invitational on sunday. that's his 70th pga victory. [ cheers and applause ] wow. 70th pga trophies. or as tiger's kids call them, legos. [ laughter ] congratulations to cheech maron of cheech and chong, who married his longtime girlfriend over the weekend. cheech said it was a day he'll never remember.
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[ laughter ] [ scattered applause ] it was catered by funions. [ laughter ] [ scattered applause ] his best man was michael phelps. [ laughter ] his ceremony was at 4:20. [ laughter ] and for the record, dave wasn't there. after all -- >> steve: --got it. yeah. come on cheech and chong people. >> jimmy: hey, this is crazy. this is a true story. a woman in greece set fire to a man's genitals at a nightclub after he tried to hit on her. you know who feels really bad about this? the guy's friend who told him, "just go talk to her. what's the worst that could happen?" [ laughter ]
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"she set what to your what? like how could i -- next round's on me, man. i'm sorry." [ light laughter ] hey, a new study from the university of british columbia found the average dog is as smart as a two-year-old child. that doesn't sound right. i mean, i've never seen a two-year-old kid playing poker, right? [ light laughter ] one of my favorites, bob dylan, just recorded a new christmas album. it's called [ as bob dylan ] "have yourself a merry little christmas." [ laughter ] [ applause ] that's the title. it's the album for people who love christmas music but hate christmas lyrics. it's going to be great. regis philbin is back in the primetime hosting 11 new episodes of "who wants to be a millionaire." but because of obama's tax plan it's been re-titled "who wants to win just under $250,000?" [ light laughter ] and finally, after losing eight straight games to the
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boston red sox, the yankees swept the sox in a four-game series at yankee stadium. [ cheers and applause ] and after the yanks swept the sox they made the mets sweep the actual stadium. [ laughter ] ladies and gentleman, we have a great show tonight. give it up for the roots! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: make fun of the mets! we have a big show tonight. from the new film "the time traveler's wife," eric bana is here, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] he's a great guy. we've got the champion of "so you think you can dance." jeanine mason is going to show off her many moves. [ cheers and applause ] we're gonna see some good dancing. yep. from the funny movie "the goods: live hard, sell hard," the lovely jordana spiro is joining us. [ cheers and applause ] and we have a performance from
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fall out boy -- it's gonna be awesome. [ cheers and applause ] fall out boy. people love him. fall out boy. they're going to do -- they're going to do two songs. one for us and one for the web. they're nice dudes. yeah. so check out our website latenightwithjimmyfallon.com and check out an extra special song from fall out boy. but first it's a -- it's a very special monday, tonight, very special -- as you can probably feel at home. you probably said, "hey, jimmy, this feels like a special monday night." 'cause it is. time for the season finale of our very own late night reality series "seventh floor west." [ cheers and applause ] season's come to an end. what a wild ride it's been up there in the seventh floor. it's been a season of drama, a season of frenemies. a season of weird, awkward staring. and just like "the hills" itself, it's all 100% real. [ light laughter ] now, as you may remember from last week, i'm trying to convince my writer, miles, to take a job in the costume department so he'll start harassing me. and my evil assistant jenny is trying to have me locked out of the building. so -- as you can see i'm pretty well respected by the other people in my office.
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we better check in and see what's going on. so pull up a beanbag chair for the very last time this season and join us, won't you, for the season one finale of "seventh floor west." ♪ >> jimmy: previously on "seventh floor west." miles and i had never really gotten along. i'm so over this. but i offered him a new job as a way of making peace. the costume designer needs an assistant. and with in-office beach day finally here, i was hoping we could all put this drama behind us. here we go. >> what's up? >> jimmy: but now, jenny had an evil plan to get rid of me for good. >> jimmy won't be bothering us anymore. >> jimmy: it looked like it was the end of the road for me. >> sorry, pal, it's your i.d. it's been deactivated. we gonna have to ask you to leave. >> jimmy: or was it? on "seventh floor west." ♪ don't feel lonely i can do this by myself i can be anything ♪ ♪ my own superhero telling myself my life is so not finished ♪ ♪
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>> interesting outfit. >> jimmy: yeah, it's -- in-office beach day. you wear swim wear to the office and just kind of do a congo line and shish kabobs. you don't do much of that down here, no? look -- you've got to let me in, all right? i'm the host. >> host of what? >> steve: jimbo! >> jimmy: higgins, thank god! i need your help. i think miles and jenny -- they deactivated by i.d. i need your help to get in. >> steve: i know, i know. i can't believe it -- it's in-office beach day. it's here. i'm so excited, i could poop my drawers. >> jimmy: steve, i need your help. >> hold on, hold on, hold on. >> jimmy: thank you. i just need your -- >> steve: got it. all right. i'll see you up there, bud. >> jimmy: no -- higgins --
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♪ >> steve: ♪ my life is so unfinished ♪ >> jimmy: great. what am i going to do now? >> i can help. ♪ >> he's with me. ♪ >> jimmy: does this mean, you're going to be my assistant again? ♪ [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: okay, cool. ♪ >> steve: okay. everybody. so, just, let me finish up real quick --
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i think we can all -- be a little more manageable in the men's room. you know what i'm saying? it seems like, walking in is like going to a port-a-john at a rodeo, okay? it's an office building. let's just get the hygiene up a little, seriously. >> excuse me, everybody. if we could all proceed to the elevator bank, please. it's about time to start the conga line. [ cheers ] >> wait a minute. >> where's jimmy? >> he's not going to be able to make it, okay. >> what did you do to him? >> yeah, elvira, where is he? >> i told you, he's not going to be able to make it. >> miles and i will be leading the conga line. >> jimmy: not so fast. [ light laughter ] [ laughter ]
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>> jimmy: surprised to see me? >> your i.d. was deactivated. >> jimmy: yeah, it was. but lauren let me in. she's my friend. you're not my friend. you're not anyone here's friend. you're a frenemy. me and you -- [ light laughter ] we are so finished. now if you'll excuse me, i got a conga line to lead. >> yeah! [ cheers and applause ]
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>> jimmy: hey -- miles. you coming? ♪ >> should we go? sometimes we forget who our friends are. here we go. ♪ here i go another chance to find life if it was meant to find my this time is the time ♪ ♪ here we go i put myself out there somehow i'm not that scared ♪ ♪
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♪ one, two, three now we will never forget ♪ ♪ ♪ here we go re we go ♪ ♪ ♪ one, two, three let's go baby go away with me forever friends we'll be ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: yeah, season finale of "seventh floor west." what a journey its been. see the entire season of "seventh floor west."
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check out old episodes online at seventhfloorwest.com. and even though it's good-bye for now, for all your reality lovers out there, we've got a whole new series kicking off in the fall. so get ready -- [ laughter ] get ready for "the real housewives of late night." take a look. [ laughter ] ♪ >> so you're gonna want that graphic always in -- like 30 minutes before. >> even before that? >> od morning. ding-dong. hello, good morning. hello. [ laughter ] hi, my name is denise. and husband is jimmy fallon. who wants meatloaf this morning? >> i'm sorry, what? >> how are my bubbies? are they good? [ laughter ] who wants meatloaf? >> um -- >> my husband is the host of his own late night talk show on a major television network. so that makes me the first lady of late night. i'm the queen of late night. and i expect to be treated like royalty when i come here. this is my castle.
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>> did you guys know that? i didn't -- >> darn it. >> okay, just -- >> everyone calls me the queen. i drive by, i honk the horn. "hello! there goes the queen of late night." i'm very busy right now. i'm trying to drive. paparazzi, take a walk. i just slaved over -- you know what -- you don't even want this? are you getting this on film? i'm not going to force it down your throat. you know what? you guys want to joke? you want a frigging joke? this is a joke right here. forget it. [ light laughter ] i'll just take it and go. fine. thank you. you're welcome. >> go -- off. get a life. >> you get a life and you get a life. get lost. go in the woods. no trail of bread. get lost. have gretel come find you.
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and when he finds you, he can tell you to -- off! i'm the queen. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: wow. yeah, my wife is a pretty unique personality. [ laughter ] i can't wait for you guys to get to know her. stick around, everybody. we'll be back with eric bana, everybody. come on back. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ gu
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♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: welcome back, everybody.
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thank you for watching. thanks for watching me. that was amy miles that sings that. she wrote and sang the theme song to "seventh floor west." so, i was just gonna say thanks to amy. she was great. [ cheers and applause ] the song is addicting. my first guest is having a pretty good summer. he was a total badass in "star trek." he was hilarious in "funny people" and his new movie "the time traveler's wife" opens nationwide this friday. please welcome, eric bana, everybody. ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: you're a good man. >> hey. >> jimmy: happy belated birthday? >> it is a belated birthday. yeah. it was my birthday yesterday. you did your homework. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: you get any good presents? any good gifts? >> well -- i'm away from home, so i'm assuming a huge booty of gifts when i get home back to australia. >> jimmy: nothing like a huge booty. [ laughter ] for your birthday present. absolutely. >> a bounty.
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i mean a huge bounty. >> jimmy: yeah, we got you. i know, pirate talk. i'm into it. dude, you had a crazy summer. i mean, it was amazing. "star trek" you were nero. you're the big villain in there. and then "funny people," number one movie. that was another number one movie. you were hilarious in that. and now "the time traveler's wife." coming out now -- and you have like ten movies. >> it's been kind of crazy. i mean, yeah, i did theilms sort of spaced out and they've all sort of come out this summer, which iseally interesting. it's never happened before and probably will never happen again. >> jimmy: do you even know what movie you are promoting right now? >> i am promoting the sequel to "star trek" right now, which is -- [ laughter ] >> jimmy: it's going to be a great sequel. yeah, absolutely. but you also have a documentary coming out that's called "love the beast." >> right. >> jimmy: from looking at the poster -- it's a little confusing. this is the poster of the movie. it's you in a car. it says "love the beast." and what does it say -- it says "25 years of love can't be wrong." look at the top who he is starring with. jay leno and dr. phil. [ laughter ] >> what you are ying is i need to explain myself.
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>> jimmy: yes, please. yeah, yeah. "love the beast." >> it is. it's a documentary i made about a car. it was my first love. i've had it for 26 years, now. it's about people with hobbies and passions. and on the wai go talk with jay and jeremy and dr. phil for a bit of guidance and wisdom. >> jimmy: does dr. phil know anything about cars? >> he does, actually. he knows quite a bit. >> jimmy: i didn't know that. >> i was, you know, sort of chasing the kind of psychological angle and he basically confirmed i was a bit of a fruitcake. i did have a problem. >> jimmy: you would get together with your friend when you were 15 and go and hang out and work on this car? >> yeah. i've owned it since i was 15. we just always worked on it and raced it. one day i woke up and was 40 years old and tragically looked and said "i still had my first car." and i thought "that's not really normal. i should make something about that." >> jimmy: this is a bit sad. yeah, just make it into -- '74 ford -- >> gt falcon australian gt falcon muscle car. >> jimmy: really? >> yeah. >> jimmy: and -- i don't want to give away the ending or spoil it, but do you use it in this movie? >> i do -- yeah, i race a lot back home. i race gt sports cars back in
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australia and old muscle cars. i write that thing off in th film making the documentary. >> jimmy: you race cars? >> and it wasn't planned. i destroyed the thing it made a good x-ray, you know? >> jimmy: did you all get together and just cry? >> i cried in private, for sure. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. definitely. it's emotional. that's your baby. >> it's my baby. >> jimmy: speaking of crying. i saw the trailer to "the time traveler's wife." >> you didn't cry, did you? >> jimmy: yeah, a little bit. >> really? >> jimmy: i was there. i saw -- i forget what movie i saw with my wife and the trailer came on. and i go, "oh, it's going to be -- it's like 'the notebook' type." >> well, if you cry in the trailer, i'm taking it as a good sign. we got you. >> jimmy: yeah. everyone -- you play -- let me try to explain what this is -- it's a love story. this girl is -- you travel times. do you ever age, your character? or no? >> i go backwards and forwards through time. i visit my wife as she's growing up from the time she's a young girl through to present day. i can't go forward.
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i go backwards only. and -- >> jimmy: with rachel mcadams. >> rachel mcadams. she's a great person to go back and visit. she's fantastic. >> jimmy: gorgeous. i would go back to visit. [ laughter ] >> and basically, yeah, the time traveling is a theme that kind of forces these people -- >> jimmy: you can't control when you -- >> i can't control it, jimmy. i have no control. >> jimmy: that's when i started crying -- because you can't -- [ lauger ] it's not his fault, you guys. it's not. it's okay. >> that's what makes it so sad. >> jimmy: yeah. it's like your anniversary, she sitting there. all of a sudden she's alone. there's a candle there. i started bawling. [ laughter ] i didn't cry, but i could -- i really could. my wife just leaves me. she said she's a time traveler, too. yeah. [ laughter ] i don't believe her. i need to see -- i need scientific proof. but whatever. either way -- i'm eating a lot alone. you know, swanson's tv dinners and stuff. yeah, just -- >> that is sad. >> jimmy: playing sad music in the background. but it looks fantasti. and god, you guys got good chemistry. and the graphics look good, too. because half your butt is just melting away.
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>> yeah. >> jimmy: and then a lump of clothes is left. >> i know. it's very embarrassing. i have to travel naked, which is so stupid and lame, but for whatever reason i lose my clothes and -- >> jimmy: i guess science nerds can argue like the molecular structure of clothing wouldn't travel or something -- >> i know. it's hard to have the on-set adviser be official. "he definitely not have --" >> jimmy: "he wouldn't wear that, man." yeah -- [ laughter ] the -- would have gone but the socks wouldn't, you see." "can we just make this movie now?" >> exactly. >> jimmy: but i get it. it's going to be big. let's hear a clip of -- here's a clip of the movie "the time traveler's wife." >> couldn't possibly be a 40. >> followed by 40. >> and that shouldn't be a 12. >> and the last number is a 12. so here are your winning numbers -- 17, 23, 40 and 12 -- >> you just won $5 million. >> you can't do that.
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it's -- it's cheating. >> okay. let's rip it up. >> no. >> look, there are a lot of down sides to my condition. okay? but this is not one of them. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: that's what's i would do. that's what i would do. >> buy tickets to the lottery. why not? >> jimmy: yeah, so good. i couldn't help but everyone notice your accent. you're australian. >> i'm from south carolina actually. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: got my research wrong. i'm not wearing my glasses. that's right. south carolina. >> can anyone here from south carolina confirm this is a south carolina accent? >> jimmy: i've never left new york. so i have no idea. >> no, i am from australia, that is correct. >> jimmy: and you kind of on like "saturday night live" -- like on a version of "saturday night live" type of show in australia. you were a comedian. >> yeah, yeah. we had a show called "full frontal," which was very similar to "saturday night live." all i did for about 10 years, sketch comedy and stand-up comedy before i started pulling my pants down in "the time traveler." [ laughter ] >> jimmy: are you sure you didn't start back then? pretty funny sketch.
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that's part of your act. i know you love australia and you love australian rules football. >> like a mad man. >> jimmy: really? >> like a dead-set mad man. >> jimmy: i have no idea what that is. do you mind giving me some lessons when we come back? >> absolutely. >> jimmy: i want to learn -- when we come back, eric bana is going to show me a thing or two about australian rules football. so, come on back! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ iso get as far away from it all as possible. don't let erectile dysfunction get in the way. ♪ viva viagra! viagra, america's most prescribed ed treatment, can help you enjoy... a more satisfying sexual experience. ready to talk to your doctor? find out how at viagra.com ask your doctor if your heart is healthy enough for sex. don't take viagra if you take nitrates for chest pain... as it may cause an unsafe drop in blood pressure.
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♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: welcome back. eric bana is here. [ in australian accent ] he's a huge fan of australian rules football. he's going to teach me a little bit about the game. [ light laughter ] >> nice. >> jimmy: then we're gonna -- [ in australian accent ] yeah, thank you. and then we'll enjoy a cold pint of good aussie beer. >> well -- >> jimmy: good. that was good, right? >> definitely south carolina. >> jimmy: thank you. [ laughter ] now, how come i'm wearing this outfit and you're not? >> well -- i thought i wouldn't have time to do the complete change. >> jimmy: yeah. so what do you do with this? you throw this around? >> no, you're not allowed to throw it. throwing is too easy. so throwing's not allowed in our game -- >> jimmy: like rugby. >> it's not allowed.
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our balls are never colored like this. you guys have done a superb decorating job. you either kick the ball to each other or do what's called a hand pass. if you want to back up a little bit. >> jimmy: sure. >> in order to make a pass to my teammate, i have to punch the ball out of my hand like so. okay. punch it out of your hand. >> jimmy: punch it like volleyball? >> no, not that -- [ laughter ] definitely not like that. definitely not like that. has to be -- stand back. >> jimmy: stand back. now -- here we go -- >> has to be like -- >> jimmy: all right. >> okay >> jimmy: it feels almost like if you prop it like this? >> no, that's -- [ laughter ] we're going to move on. >> jimmy: we're going to move on. that's not my move. what's the other one we do? >> basically, the field is really long. it's like twice as long as an nfl pitch. and you have to bounce the ball every like 20 yards. not an easy ball to bounce. on a wooden floor, it doesn't help. but you have to bounce it like that. >> jimmy: dribble -- you have to dribble the ball on grass -- >> yeah, every 20 yards.
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so just go for it. >> jimmy: oh, i get these rules. australian rules football is just -- >> almost. [ laughter ] almost. almost. and then -- no, that's -- [ laughter ] >> jimmy: i can be like an all-star. this guy is fantastic. >> in order to pass from yourself to your teammate, you have to kick the ball. so you punt it, but you hold the ball like so and you have to kick to your teammate. i'm going to kick to you. there's not much room in here but i'm going to give it a shot. so, i'm going to kick to you now and you're going to catch it, all right? [ laughter ] [ applause ] now i must warn you -- i must warn you this is -- this the most hated thing in the competition. >> jimmy: why would you make me wear this. >> so at this point -- >> jimmy: no, no, no! hey, we're not quite in australia. this is here. but what do you -- my favorite part of the game. what do you do after the game? >> after a game you drink. >> jimmy: that's perfect. >> and we usually --
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>> jimmy: we have some great australian beer. this is your favorite brew, isn't it? >> this is, this is what we drink back home. we don't -- we don't do the, you know, anyone tries to give you anything but this, they're lying. this is the real australian drink. this is victoria bitter. >> jimmy: now, i love that these aren't even twist-offs. you're just on steroidsight now. just ripping the top off! [ laughter ] there's a bottle opener right there. >> you don't need that. you don't need that. so this is the -- >> jimmy: that's insane! [ cheers and applause ] i've never seen that before. >> you see, the game has changed -- the game has evolved. and we as species have evolved in australia. we used to do this during the game and now we do this after the game. so we're kind of really, really -- [ laughter ] >> jimmy: so what's the name of your team so we can root for those guys? >> st. kilda and we're currently 19-0. three games left in the season. we have not won the championship since 1966. and september 26th is the big day for us. that's where we get all the way. >> jimmy: september 26th. we'll have to send you great vibes for that. >> you got to go for the saints. >> jimmy: we got to go for the saints. get online. go see them in an australian bar.
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♪ >> jimmy: welcome back, everybody. after over 21 million votes were cast, our next guest was declared the winner of the fifth season of the fox show "so you think you can dance." performing with her partner phillip chbeeb to ne-yo's "mad," please welcome jeanine mason everybody. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ she's staring at me i'm sitting, wondering what she's thinking ♪ ♪ nobody's talking 'cause talking just turns into screaming and ♪ ♪ now as i'm yelling over her she yelling over me all that that means is neither
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of us are listening ♪ ♪ and what's even worse that we don't even remember why we're fighting ♪ ♪ so both of us are mad for nothing fighting for nothing crying for nothing ♪ ♪ it should be nothing to a love like what we got oh baby ♪ ♪ i know some times it's gonna rain but baby can we make up now ♪ ♪ 'cause i can't sleep through the pain can't sleep through the pain ♪ ♪ girl i don't want to go to bed mad at you and i don't want you ♪ ♪ to go to bed mad at me ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: all right. how are you doing, phillip? nice to see you, buddy. jeanine, thank you so much.
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>> thanks for having us, jimmy. >> jimmy: that was amazing. that was amazing. >> thank you. >> jimmy: that's usually how i start my dance moves off. i start spooning with somebody -- >> it's true. >> jimmy: and then it just goes wherever it takes me. congratulations. >> thank you. thank you so much. >> jimmy: this is big. now you've won this thing. what's now? >> now we're going on tour. >> jimmy: a whirlwind. >> i know, right? it's 40 city tour. it's all of the top 12 from season five so we're starting september 20th in manchester, new hampshire, and going from the east to the west. >> jimmy: oh, my gosh. >> whoo! manchester, new hampshire! >> jimmy: that's going to be fun. start there and how long do you do it for? >> two months, rig? >> yeah. around two months. >> jimmy: two months. and then you're off to school. because you're 18, right? >> yeah, i'm going college. >> jimmy: where are you going? >> i'm starting a semester late becausof the tour. no a big deal. >> jimmy: i'm a drop-out, so this is huge. [ laughter ] you've done better than i've done. yeah. >> so i'll start -- like second semester, spring semester at ucla. >> jimmy: are you going to major in dance? >> no, journalism. >> jimmy: really? >> broadcasting. i'm taking your job. [ applause ]
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>> jimmy: yes, you'll be hosting this very soon. you'll be the dancing journalist. >> yes. >> jimmy: yeah. now could you guys show me a little pop and lock before we go out to commercial? >> yeah. >> jimmy: what is -- is that's when you were breaking up and you were about to re-spoon? >> yes. >> jimmy: okay. >> we can probably show the whole sequence from that dance, if you want. >> we'll teach the beginning, okay? >> i'll start off so you can do -- >> okay, i'll start off. >> jimmy: okay. >> so you go -- jump up, right? >> jimmy: okay, i can do that. >> here we go. >> jimmy: yep. >> so now you're going to go right, left, down. lift this heel. >> jimmy: uh-huh. >> now kind like if you are actually lifting the heel with the left you get it? there we go. >> jimmy: okay. all right. >> now check it once. >> jimmy: okay, this is where i get lost. >> and now you do like it's three hits but it's pretty much a little shimmy. so it's one, two, three, four. >> jimmy: one, two, three, four. [ cheers and applause ] jeanine mason and phillip chbeeb. the "so you think you can dance" 40 ci tour kicks off september 20th. check out season six of the show. we'll be right back with jordana spiro. [ cheers and applause ] ♪
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♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: welcome back, everybody. you know our next guest from the popular tbs show "my boys." this friday you can see her in the new comedy "the goods: live hard, sell hard." let's take a look. >> so what are my options, don? >> what about us? what about giving us a chance? i mean -- >> where? in the hacienda courts in boise or how about the hacienda courts
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in wichita? because if things go really well we can raise our kids in the hacienda courts in muskogee. >> what did you even come here for? >> because i wanted one last fling, and i know you're not going to stick around. >> so you're just going to have sex with me and then leave? this hurts! [ laughter ] i guess this is what women mean when they say "that you're just going to have sex with me and leave." this hurts. ah! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: say hello to the lovely jordana spiro, everybody. ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: you look beautiful. >> thank you. >> jimmy: it's good to see you, pal. good to see you again. >> good to see you, too. >> jimmy: hey, you're coming back to new york you're going to school. what's going on? >> eric bana's not hanging out? [ laughter ] >> jimmy: no, he had to travel time. he had to catch a plane to los angeles. so, yeah, he doesn't really -- he travels that way now.
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>> well, go see "the goods." i gotta go. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: no, hey -- i'm just almost as good. after a beer -- i'm buzzed after that beer so i don't know what's going on. welcome. i'm so psyched you are on my show. >> thank you. i am, too. >> jimmy: and i agree with -- a really funny movie "the goods." basically jeremy piven has to sell 200 cars. >> right. >> jimmy: your boyfriend is at home. he was in a boy band. >> right. >> jimmy: and jeremy has a crush on you and he wants to date you. >> yes. and also rob riggle is my 10-year-old brother in a man's body. >> jimmy: i mean, there's so many people in there. craig robinson, rob riggle. just, it's a really funny movie. yeah, yeah, yeah. did you have any personal experience with car dealerships before when you went into this? like did you research it? [ light laughter ] >> was i a masochist? i hadn't purchased a car recently but i did go with my brother.
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my brother is a happily married guy, first of all, i should say. and he wanted to buy a prius. so we went to this car dealership and we're looking at the car and the guy says to us, "so, is this something that you're going to buy today?" and my brother says, "oh, well, you know, my wife has got to come and check it out." and he goes, "oh, so your wife makes the decisions for you?" and we're -- and my brother is like, "well, actually, i'm happily married. we make these decisions together." you know? and he's like -- "oh, so let me ask you a question. who pays the bills in the family?" [ audience oohs ] >> jimmy: that makes me want to -- yeah. makes me want to put on like a no-sleeve shirt and go talk to that guy. [ laughter ] >> right, right? >> jimmy: and start crying about "the time traveler's wife." [ light laughter ] what is this guy's deal? >> he takes off. my brother is like, "all right, forget this." he takes off and he looks over to me and he goes, "why don't you tell your brother that this car is a chick magnet." [ light laughter ]
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i'm like, "a prius? [ laughter ] really?" >> jimmy: yeah, yeah. >> get a bicycle at that point. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: prius is not the biggest chick thing. the mini cooper is up there as well. yeah. >> blast that enya and -- [ laughter ] >> jimmy: cranking enya going -- you got to come back when we have more time, okay, pal? >> thank you so much. >> jimmy: so good to see you. you're awesome. >> it's so good to see you. >> jimmy: "the goods: live hard, sell hard." very funny movie opens this friday. jordana spiro, everybody. fall out boy performs next when we come back. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ g >gmjijill
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♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: welcome back, everybody. please join us tomorrow night. ashton kutcher will be stopping by. from wwe, triple h is gonna join us. anwe have a performance from bat for lashes. hope to see you back here tomorrow night. but first, our next guests are a chart-topping rock band here to perform "what a catch, donnie," the latest single from their fifth album, "folie a deux." ladies and gentlemen, please welcome, fall out boy! [ cheers and applause ] ♪
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♪ i got troubled thoughts and the self-esteem to match what a catch what a catch ♪ ♪ you'll never catch us so just let me be said i'll be fine ♪ ♪ till the hospital or american embassy miss flack said i still wantou back ♪ ♪ yeah, miss flack said i still want you back ♪ ♪ i got troubled thoughts and the self-esteem to match what a catch what a catch ♪
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♪ and all i can think of is the way i'm the one who charmed the one ♪ ♪ who gave up on you who gave up on you ♪ ♪ they say the captain goes down with the ship so, when the world ends will god go down with it ♪ ♪ miss flack said i still want you back yeah, miss flack said i still want you back ♪ ♪ i got troubled thoughts
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and the self-esteem to match what a catch what a catch ♪ ♪ and all i can think of is the way i'm the one who charmed the one ♪ ♪ who gave up on you who gave up on you ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ what a catch what a catch what a catch what a catch ♪ ♪ i got troubled thoughts

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