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hard. >> jimmy: yeah. uh -- north korea officially announced it is blocking facebook. so it looks like someone forgot to write "happy birthday" on kim jong-un's wall. [ laughter ] "i'm banning this!" actually, north korea is blocking facebook, youtube, and twitter. so you're safe for now, snapchat. because he -- [ laughter and applause ] and this is pretty crazy here. apparently thousands of jellyfish completely covered a a beach in south florida over the weekend. then authorities were like, "no, wait, it's just a nude beach for the elderly. sorry, i --" [ laughter ] yf
our bad. our bad. of course, "the people versus o.j. simpson" is huge right now. and while everyone remembers the white bronco chase, it might finally have some competition. yesterday, in san francisco, a a chihuahua got on the loose and they actually had to shut down the highway to catch it. this is real. look at this footage. >> jimmy: there it is, yeah. [ laughter ] yeah. yeah, nothing gets a tiny dog to calm down like cars with flashing lights and motorcycles chasing it over a bridge. [ applause ] crazy thing is the chihuahua was also wanted for murder. >> steve: really? >> jimmy: yeah. [ laughter ] >> steve: wow. >> jimmy: awful story. awful story. and finally, this is pretty cool. amazon founder, jeff bezos, successfully tested a rocket for his space flight company blue origin over the weekend. but did you see what the rocket looked like? anyone see this? take a look at this. [ laughter ]
>> jimmy: it's the only rocket that needs a little blue pill before liftoff. [ applause ] when jeff bezos heard the comparison, he said, "yeah, i'm sending the next one to uranus." [ laughter ] we have a great show, you guys. give it up for the roots right there. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: hi, everybody! it is monday. we're so excited to be back. we have a big week of shows. coming up tomorrow night, academy award-nominated actor greg kinnear will be here. >> steve: oh! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: then later this week, cameron diaz, russell crowe and kerry washington will all be joining us. [ cheers and applause ] and we have performance from alessia cara and the lumineers. it's gona be a good week. [ cheers and applause ]
but first, we have a fantastic show tonight. it's always fun when she stops by. from the new movie "the boss", the hilarious melissa mccarthy is here. >> steve: yeah! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: there she is. >> steve: a delight. >> jimmy: she's the coolest. so funny. i'm going to face off with melissa in a lip sync battle tonight in the show. [ cheers and applause ] i'm nervous. plus, he stars in the new hbo series "vinyl," bobby cannavale is here. >> steve: yeah! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: bobby cannavale! and then we have great music. let me tell you the story about this. i was on vacation with my wife and babies, we were in jamaica. yeah, mon. [ cheers ] so we're at this resort, golden eye, this is chris blackwell, island records -- his place. so chill and cool and fun. we're hanging out there. and i see this girl was hanging out with a bunch of friends. and they go, "do you wan
take a picture of your family?" 'cause i'm always taking the pictures. i'm never in any of them. [ light laughter ] they all take -- i'm the one who has the phone with the camera on it. so i'm like -- i'm always taking them. she goes -- so i said "sure." she was super nice. then we started talking. she said, "yeah, i'm in a a band." i go, "oh, that's cool." and she's like, "yeah, i'm here -- i'm deejaying this week with my brother." i go, "cool." so i see them deejay. and -- fantastic, great reggae music. just -- ska, fun, it was just really fun. the next day we're having dinner -- new year's. and it's a tiny resort, so i see -- you see each other again. so i said, "hey, you guys did a a great job." thanks. oh, queen latifah was there, too. forgot to mention. [ light laughter ] we travel together. yeah, yeah. [ laughter ] >> steve: it's for the "taxi" sequel. >> jimmy: that's my wife. yeah, that's my wife. so i say "hi" to la, and we're hanging out and we're talking and then -- i call her "la." yeah. [ light laughter ] so and -- and she calls me queen. >> steve: really? [ laughter ] >> jimmy: so we're hanging out and everyone is eating dinner and so they have this local
band come in. they're playing -- it's -- they're fantastic. they're playing covers and new songs and all this stuff. so we're looking at the band, they wave "hi" to me and i -- they go, "do you want to -- do you want to get up?" i go, "sure." so i get up and start singing reggae. you know. i don't know what i'm doing. so i'm like -- ♪ nobody move nobody get hurt nobody move nobody get hurt ♪ you know, i'm just yelling. i don't know what i'm doing. so -- [ laughter ] people are trying to eat dinner. yeah, people are trying to eat dinner. so anyways, i see this girl, natalie, and i look at this girl and i go, "do you want to get up and sing something?" she's like, "oh, i don't know." i go, "what? you're in a band." so i go, "what do you want to sing?" she's like, "oh, i don't know -- i -- do you know 'waiting in vain'? you know, bob marley?" ♪ i don't want to wait she starts singing. it's unbelievable. her voice -- people were coming out of like -- going, "what just happened?" it was like -- her voice -- knockout. like, not even fooling around. blew the roof off the place. i was like, "what band are you in?" this the band right here, wild belle. >> steve: yeah! [ cheers and applause ]
>> jimmy: they're here. they're fantastic! anyway, you're gonna be -- it's -- she's fantastic. guys, as you know, a lot of celebrities are on facebook. and sometimes they even leave comments on each other's posts. so we thought we'd take -- yeah. hear that? hear that? they're that normal. [ light laughter ] so tonight we take a -- i thought we'd take a look at some of them in a new segment called "tonight show" facebook comments. here we go. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ tonight show facebook comments ♪ >> jimmy: let's take a look at this first example. it's a post from bill clinton. >> steve: oh. >> jimmy: he posted, "i just watched my grandchild's first steps." aw. >> steve: aw. >> jimmy: let's see some of the comments. prince charles commented. he said, "mine started school today." [ laughter ] martha stewart commented, "mine got accepted into college." and finally, bernie sanders commented, "mine received his first social security check." [ laughter ] >> steve: wow. [ applause ] >> jimmy: that's a big milestone. >> steve: big milestone. 65. >> jimmy: makes me cry. >> steve: yeah. >> jimmy: makes me tear up a a little bit. [ light laughter ] >> steve: sweet.
so sweet. >> jimmy: here's one from donald trump. he said, "my home at mar-a-lago is beautiful." let's see some of the comments. john kasich commented, "i prefer ohio." [ laughter ] ted cruz commented, "you're not in touch with everyday americans." chris christie commented, "can you turn the invisible dog fence off, so i can go see my family?" [ laughter and applause ] >> steve: wow. that's what he had? he's trapped? >> jimmy: he's trapped. >> steve: it's like a prison. >> jimmy: i hope he gets home. next one is from apple ceo tim cook. >> steve: oh. >> jimmy: he posted a picture of the new iphone with the caption, "these four inches are going to make us millions." [ laughter ] ♪ stop. don't be ahead of the -- >> steve: come on. >> jimmy: don't be ahead of the joke. >> steve: yeah, come on. >> jimmy: that's what he -- >> steve: that's what he posted. tim cook said that. you didn't say that. >> jimmy: yeah. steve wozniak said, "nice." [ laughter ] mark zuckerberg said, "awesome. and hulk hogan said, "join the club." >> steve: wow. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: i think they're talking about -- [ applause ] they're talking about two different -- >> steve: they're talking about iphones. >> jimmy: maybe he makes phones, i don't know.
panera bread. >> steve: oh, good. [ light laughter ] love panera. >> jimmy: i follow them. >> steve: yeah, you follow them all the time. >> jimmy: on every social media -- >> steve: every social media outlet they have. >> jimmy: it's fantastic. >> steve: i've seen you just sit and park your car and watch panera bread. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: well, they posted -- they said, "we throw out our unfresh bread every night." let's see some of the comments. subway responded, "it's always better to eat fresh." i guess. papa john's commented, "customers will appreciate the quality of your food." and olive garden commented, "where do you usually dispose of it? asking for a friend." [ laughter ] >> steve: wow. [ applause ] >> jimmy: unlimited -- unlimited breadsticks. >> steve: any -- >> jimmy: unlimited. >> steve: a million? you got it. >> jimmy: yeah. you n eat there four days if you want to. >> steve: yeah. sit here. >> jimmy: unlimited. >> steve: if you go to the bathroom, though, you're done. >> jimmy: deal's off, man, yeah. unless you do it while you're eating. [ light laughter ] here's one from president obama. he posted a picture of his family on easter last week, with the easter bunny, with the caption, "the whole family was together this easter." hillary clinton commented, "beautiful." harry reid commented, "i second that." and joe biden commented, "holy crap, you're related to e
easter bunny?" [ laughter and applause ] no, the family's on this side. >> steve: don't even. >> jimmy: why shatter his dream? >> steve: yeah. he's got -- [ laughter ] >> jimmy: here's the last one here, it's from cuba gooding, jr. >> steve: oh. >> jimmy: love him. he wrote, "do you think o.j. really did it?" john travolta commented, "it's a complex case, but the evidence seems convincing." david schwimmer commented, "i honestly don't know." o.j. simpson commented, "100% yes." >> steve: wow. [ laughter and applause ] >> jimmy: that's all the time we have for "tonight show" facebook comments. we'll be right back with melissa mccarthy. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪
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>> jimmy: welcome back to the show. >> thank you. >> jimmy: you look gorgeous. >> thank you. >> jimmy: come on, i love you. but they love you right? [ cheers and applause ] we love you. we love you. feeling the love? >> i could just run out now. it will never get this good again! [ laughter ] >> jimmy: no, you want the talk about everything. we got to talk about "the boss." this is it, this friday. this is a funny, funny, funny movie. but you wrote this movie and produced it as well. >> i did, i did. i wrote it with my lovely husband ben. >> jimmy: gosh, he's a funny human being, by the way. >> he's a good guy. i'm going to keep him. >> jimmy: good, good, good. >> i'm so happy. i said if he dates, i come with him. [ laughter ] that's so it won't be weird for another woman. >> jimmy: you guys wrote it together? >> ben and i wrote it with our best friend steve mallory who plays carl in the moveh
beard who i may or may not in character say horrible things about his deceased wife. [ laughter ] as you do. >> jimmy: as one does. as one does, yeah. >> don't get judgy. >> jimmy: michelle darnell, that's the greatest name i ever heard. that's the character name. >> yes. and i don't know this second i thought of her, i came up with michelle 16 years ago at the groundlings theater. >> jimmy: is that right? >> and literally i was like her name is michelle darnell, she wears turtle neck french tipped nails, statement jewelry. like it was really weird. every single thing i was like she'll -- >> jimmy: it's almost like this past life you were this person. >> i hope so. [ light laughter ] i have a little leona helmsley in there. >> jimmy: oh. >> yeah, i remember coming out the first time for previews dressed like her and somebody was like, what is with the turtleneck up to your jaw bone? i'm like she always wears it like that. [ laughter ] which, of course, someone said, she's not real. im
crazy. >> jimmy: yeah. i love the turtleneck look. it's a good look. >> i'll tell you this, i think everyone should adopt a a turtleneck. it makes you confident. >> jimmy: sure. it makes you powerful. >> jimmy: yes. >> and i don't think that it's certainly not just for ladies, and i can prove it. i can prove it. come on, guys. [ applause ] >> jimmy: you got me a a turtleneck. >> it's like a turtleneck plus. i'm going to put it in my clothing line. >> jimmy: really? >> it's a turtle tie, guys. it's a turtle tie. [ cheers ] it's a turtle tie dicky. >> jimmy: it's a turtle tie dickey. >> it's got easy velcro closure >> jimmy: turtle tie dickey is the name of my band in college. >> that was my prison name. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: my prison name. this is great. could you put it on? >> it's fantastic. >> jimmy: turtle tie dickey was your prison name. >> guys, this is just making sense. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: this is not bad, i feel good. >> i mean -- [ laughter ] >> ooh!
>> jimmy: hi, i'm turtle tie dickey. how are you doing? >> all of a sudden i'm like ben who? [ laughter ] >> jimmy: yeah, man. >> i tell you, a turtleneck. >> jimmy: i can pull it off. >> and a suit, yes, i say yes to it. >> jimmy: turtleneck tie suit. it's just unbelievable and it's subtle. >> turtle tie dickey. >> jimmy: it's subtle, it's almost like i'm not wearing a a turtleneck. that's how much i'm pulling it off. >> is he floating on air? [ laughter ] is that a piece of heaven? >> jimmy: is he a hologram? that's how much i don't believe how awesome that dude is, yeah. thank you for this, i appreciate it. i'm going to wear this for the rest of the thing. >> i really, really love that idea. i don't know what that says. >> jimmy: let's talk about "the boss." this weekend you got to go check it out. >> this friday, i'm so excited. >> jimmy: the idea is you're a a tycoon that kind of loses it. >> she's the 47th wealthiest woman in the world. [ light laughter ] she does everything.
a little leona helmsley. like i said she does seminars and every product she touches i feel turns to gold. and there's a little problem with white collar crime and insider trading. i go down for it. i assume i'm going to get everything back? because i know those people are always like, i'll get it back. it will be fine. she does not so i have to move in with my assistant played by the delightful kristin bell. >> jimmy: she's fantastic, kristin bell. [ cheers and applause ] >> she's a dreamboat. >> jimmy: she's really, really funny too. >> she really is. she's a dreamboat. >> jimmy: and peter dinklage i should say to "game of thrones" fans, peter dinklage is in the film. [ cheers ] >> peter dinklage is in this. first of all, on the way here, i swear to god, on the way here, peter dinklage is walking in front of our car. and i'm like, oh, my god, pete, pete! i went like crazy. that's kind of how i felt every day when i work with him. >> jimmy: isn't it weird when you see someone on the street you go -- >> i laid across ben, rolled down the window and pete's
and i'm now hanging out of the car, pete! it's us. look at us. we're not crazy. [ laughter ] we're not crazy, pete! pete, it's us! >> jimmy: we're not crazy! hey! look at us now! >> and he was like -- >> jimmy: he probably thought it was crazy fan going oh, my gosh. >> i kept screaming at him in a a public street. look at us. it's us! pete, we're not crazy! pete! it's ben and melissa. nothing. then finally someone he was with, oh, it actually is. then he turned around and went, hey! [ laughter ] but i was like -- it's pete. >> jimmy: then when he said hi, the light changed to green. >> immediately. >> jimmy: and you guys took off away from him. kind of left him in the dust. bye pete. hi, bye. >> we really, really rattled him. he like literally went behind a a kiosk like, i'm not turning around for the lady yelling, please look at me, i'm not crazy. >> jimmy: i'm not crazy. >> i had like a real shrill panic to my voice. it was not good. >> jimmy: i want to sh
>> jimmy: here's melissa mccarthy with kristen bell in "the boss." take a look at this. >> if your breasts could speak right now, i think they'd be saying claire, please don't zip me up in your jeans. you're going to zip a nipple. >> that's not what they'd say. >> may i adjust your strap? because i'm trying to help you, claire. you say be more helpful and i'm trying to be more helpful. >> you can tighten the strap. >> okay. >> just a little. what is that toggle? >> oh, it's a nursing bra. >> oh, my god. are you still nursing rachel? >> no! it's from when she was a baby. but it's very comfortable. >> it's not comfortable to see. now, let me see this. it's very often a fit issue. why do these have so much -- oh, claire! it's like geppeto. [ cheers ] >> jimmy: come on! >> i mean -- >> jimmy: you had a good face too, like -- >> right before it was like, are we going to go for this? she's like get in there. [ laughter ] like, if you're going to dit
>> jimmy: it's superfunny. go check it out. it's out this weekend "the boss." i got to be honest i'm a little nervous. >> i don't get nervous a lot. i'm pretty freaked out about crushing you. [ laughter and applause ] no! will i die? oh. my power. >> jimmy: lip sync battle is about to go down, you guys. >> i'm slightly having a heart attack. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: melissa mccarthy and i are having a lip sync battle when we get back, get ready everybody. ♪ alriwe could do tacos.hink boys? we could do some thai. ooo... how 'bout sushi, eh? (dog yawns) no, we're not having barbecue... again. (dog groans) why? because you're on four legs, and i'm on two... and i'm driving. that's why.
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[ cheers and applause ] now, here's how it work. we'll take turns lip syncing sections of well-known songs each one of us trying to lip sync better than the other. we don't know what songs the other person has picked. only the person performing knows which song is coming next. we'll do two songs each. melissa, since i've done it before, i'm going to start us off tonight. [ cheers and applause ] best of luck, pal. you're the best in the biz. [ light laughter ] my first song is about roller skating and falling in love. it was released in 1971. the artist is one name, melanie. the song is "brand new key." [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ i rode my bicycle past your window last night
♪ your door at daylight it almost seems like you're avoiding me i'm okay alone ♪ ♪ but you got something i need well i got a brand-new pair of roller skates ♪ ♪ you got a brand-new key i think that we should get together and try them out you see ♪ ♪ i've been looking around a while you got something for me oh i got a brand-new pair of ♪ ♪ roller skates you got a brand-new key ♪ [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers ] ♪ yeah yeah
♪ yeah yeah what you hearing what you hearing what you hearing ♪ ♪ listen it's what you hearing listen it's what you hearing listen ♪ ♪ x gonna give it to ya wait for you to you get it on your own ♪ ♪ x gonna deliver it to ya knock knock open up the door it's real ♪ ♪ with the nonstop pop pop and stainless steel go hard getting busy with it ♪ ♪ but i got such a good heart go hard getting busy wit it ♪ ♪ but i got such a good heart i'll make a wonder if he did it ♪ damn right and i'll do it again ♪ ♪ because i'm right so i gots to win break bread with the enemy but no matter ♪ ♪ how many cats i break bread with i'll break who you sending me ♪ ♪ you never wanted nothing but your life said, bitch and that's on a light day i'm getting down down ♪ ♪ like said freeze but won't be the one ending up on his knees bitch please ♪ ♪ it ain't even about the dough it's about getting down for
what you stand for ♪ ♪ first we gonna rock then we gonna roll then we let it pop go let it go ♪ ♪ x gon give it to you he gon give it to you x gon give it to you he gon give it to ya ♪ [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] >> bring it. >> jimmy: believe it or not that was my wedding song. [ laughter ] brought back memories. i got to step it up. [ cheers and applause ] start the next song. ♪
♪ climb on board we'll go slow and high tempo light and dark hold me hard and mellow ♪ ♪ i'm seeing the pain seeing the pleasure nobody but nobody but me body but us bodies ♪ ♪ together i'd love to hold you close tonight and always ♪ ♪ i love to wake up next to you i love to hold you close tonight and always ♪ ♪ i love to wake up next to you so we'll piss off the neighbors ♪ ♪ in the place that feels the tears the place to lose your fears yeah reckless ♪ ♪ behavior a place that is so pure so dirty and raw in the bed all day ♪ ♪ bed aay
loving and fighting on it's our paradise and it's our war zone ♪ ♪ it's our paradise and it's our war zone pillow talk ♪ [ cheers and applause ] zayn, i love you, zayn! i love you zayn. i'm in-zayn in the membrane zayn. love you zayn. i got zayn on the brain! [ cheers and applause ] and i felt the pain. brought you some zayn. are those perscription? they are. >> i got terrible cataracts. [ laughter ] thank you, thank you. [ cheers ]
so i'm obviously going to close with a song from the "pocahontas" soundtrack. [ cheers ] this is "colors of the wind." [ cheers and applause ] ♪ come run the hidden pine trails of the forest come taste the sunsweet berries of the earth ♪ ♪ come roll in all the riches all around you and for once never wonder what they're worth ♪ ♪ the rainstorm and the river are my brothers the heron and the otter are my friends ♪ ♪ and we are all connected to each other in a circle ♪ ♪ in a hoop that never ends how high will the sycamore grow ♪ ♪ if you cut it down
and you'll never hear the wolf ♪ ♪ cry to the blue corn moon for whether we are white or copper-skinned ♪ ♪ we need to sing with all the voices of the mountains we need to ♪ ♪ paint with all the colors of the wind ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: oh, my gosh. a standing ovation. "the boss," "the boss," melissa mccarthy, you're the lip sync champion. [ laughter ] more tonight show after the break everybody. come on back. [ ch a
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♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: our next guest won an emmy award for his fantastic work on the television series "boardwalk empire." he now stars on another -- yeah, he's great. he stars in another drama series for hbo created by martin scorsese and mick jagger. i mean, come on. it's called "vinyl" and it airs sundays at 9:00 p.m. please welcome my man, bobby cannavale. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: that's what i'm talking about. that's what i'm talking about right there. bobby cannavale, welcome. good to see you, buddy. >> that's a great song. >> jimmy: "vinyl," yeah. dude thanks for comin
show and everybody, but congrats to the family -- you have a little baby. >> yeah, i'm pretty happy about it. >> jimmy: yeah i know, congratulations. [ applause ] you were just showing me pictures pictures backstage. the cutest baby. >> thank you. thanks for acting like you were interested in the pictures. >> jimmy: no -- i was talking to you because i never wanted to be that guy when i had -- i'm not going to show people pictures of my baby. because most people don't really care. >> they don't care. >> jimmy: they don't. >> they do not care. only after you've shown them ten pictures, that you realize they didn't care after the first one. >> jimmy: but to you a a memorable moment. look how cute. but i really do care. because i'm in that phase of my life where i do care. >> pretty blissful at times. it's nice -- just make you happy, right? >> jimmy: they just make everybody happy. what's his name? >> rocco. >> jimmy: rocco, come on, that's a cool name. >> he's sweet. he's a really good boy. he smells really good. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: babies do smell good, right? >> they smell so good. i have a son who is going to be 21 next month. and he did not smell good.
big change. babies are just -- >> he smells bad. >> jimmy: no, no, he does. he's a cool kid. >> he's cute, but he doesn't smell good. so it's a weird position to have, good smell, bad smell. >> jimmy: you should stop smelling your son when he's 21. [ light laughter ] >> that's not even the worst thing i do. you know, i now have this little baby who i just can't stop kissing, you know? and the 21-year-old, he won't kiss me. and he smells bad. he's got tattoos. he's got hair everywhere. he's literally the only guy on the planet that i'm dying to kiss me. >> jimmy: that's a real dad. >> i can't get him to kiss me. >> jimmy: he won't do it. no. >> he won't do it, yeah. >> jimmy: i kiss my dad, still. >> do you? >> jimmy: yeah. >> yeah, i know. you would think maybe he'll come around and eventually. >> jimmy: give your dad a kiss, come on. give him a kiss. [ laughter and applause ] >> yeah but without haven't asked for it, right? >> jimmy: now i think it's out there.
i would say to him when he's little. i would just say to him, promise me you'll always give me a kiss. and he would say, i do, daddy, i do. and now -- [ audience aws ] they don't care. >> jimmy: back when he was 19 you said that. [ laughter ] he still talks like a baby. talking to a little kid. let's talk about "vinyl." >> yeah. >> jimmy: because this is unbelievable. you got a chance to work with martin scorsese and mick jagger. >> yeah, yeah. >> jimmy: i know you love music. >> i do, i love music. it's a great show man. i have a great time going in there every day. >> jimmy: just got picked up for a second season on hbo. congratulations on that. [ cheers and applause ] you want to say who you are and what do you play in the show? >> yeah, i play richie finestra. in 1973 i own a record company. a rock 'n' roll record label that's really on the outs and he's trying do everything he can to not lose it both sort of literally and he's got a a cocaine problem, a little bit. >> jimmy: doesn't help, doesn't help the situation. >> so he's trying to keep it together and keep his marriage
up for him this year. >> jimmy: whoever designs the sets to on your show deserves -- >> bill groom, incredible, incredible. did boardwalk empire. >> jimmy: like you're back in the '70s. it's everything. look at that, look at that ashtray. >> terence winter who writes the series -- >> jimmy: terence winter, he's awesome. >> marty, who you were great with here -- >> jimmy: oh my gosh. the guy is unbelievable. he just makes you feel like a a million bucks. just have a conversation with him. gosh, he loves movies. >> yeah, he does. he also loves my son's name. >> jimmy: he does. >> i was so happy i named him rocco. i like the name. i like the name. >> jimmy: yeah, very italian name. >> then he promptly sent me a a cream-colored cashmere track suit for rocco. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: a track suit? oh, that's the best! you got to get like a a medallion, too. >> so cool. so cool, yeah. >> jimmy: he's awesome. uncle marty. i want to show everybody a a clip. here's bobby cannavale in the
take a look at this. >> i gave us all a chance to turn this [ bleep ] ship around. you know, try to figure out how to make something that's spoke to people, direct line. right to here, man. okay? are you too old? what do you think? what am i some kind of prophet to you, huh? rub on me and then you hear the word of god? it costs a lot of money. okay, there you go, julie. >> got it. >> screaming your heart out into a mic? it ain't cheap anymore. and if you don't have 800 grand in the bank, proof and sound, it ain't available. >> so it's over, is that it, it's over? >> no, it ain't over! we're making a [ bleep ] '50s compilation. >> jimmy: bobby cannavale, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] "vinyl" airs sundays at 9:00 p.m. on hbo. we'll be back with music from wild belle. stick around. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ verizon is the numr
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sophomore album, "dreamland." performing "throw down your guns", give it up for wild belle, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ throw down your guns throw down your guns in the name of love i put my hands up ♪ ♪ throw down your guns throw down your guns in the name of love i put my hands up ♪ ♪ ♪ is this some messed-up situation i'm feeling like a mental patient ♪ ♪ tell me why my heart can't stop misbehaving gambling won't ever save me i run around with ♪ ♪ the wrong men for days i'm looking for all that it takes to get wasted
give me a hit of amnesia ♪ ♪ so that i can forget that i need you give me morphine to make it much easier ♪ ♪ ohh ohh throw down your guns throw down your guns ♪ ♪ in the name of love i put my hands up throw down your guns throw down your guns ♪ ♪ in the name of love i put my hands up nobody move nobody get hurt ♪ ♪ nobody move nobody get hurt throw down your guns throw down your guns ♪ ♪ in the name of love i put my hands up
another dimension ♪ ♪ i miss you so much i'd rather be dead baby, take me on a ride up to heaven ♪ ♪ i had you deep in my lungs you took the breath out of me all at once ♪ ♪ and i'm sorry for all that i've done give me amnesia so i can forget i need you ♪ ♪ take my morphine i don't wanna hurt no more babe ♪ ♪ i don't wanna hurt no more babe ohh ohh ♪ ♪ throw down your guns throw down your guns in the name of love i put my hands up ♪ ♪ throw down your guns throw down your guns in the name of love i put my hands up ♪
♪ nobody move nobody get hurt nobody move nobody get hurt ♪ ♪ throw down your guns throw down your guns in the name of love i put my hands up ♪ ♪ nobody move nobody get hurt nobody move nobody get hurt ♪ ♪ nobody move nobody get hurt nobody move nobody get hurt ♪ ♪ throw down your guns throw down your guns in the name of love in the name of love ♪ ♪ throw down your guns throw down your guns in the name of love i put my hands up ♪ ♪ nobody move nobody get hurt nobody move
nobody get hurt ♪ ♪ throw down your guns throw down your guns in the name of love i put my hands up ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: that's amazing, amazing. wild belle! [ cheers and applause ] "throw down your guns." "dreamland" is out april 15th. we'll be right back, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] ♪
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♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: my thanks to melissa mccarthy, bobby cannavale, wild belle, once again, ladies and gentlemen! [ cheers and applause ] wild belle. and the roots rit there from philadelphia, pennsylvania. [ cheers and applause ] stay tuned for "late night with seth meyers." thank you for watching. have a great night. i hope to see you tomorrow. thank you so much. bye-bye. [ cheers and applause ] ♪
[ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> announcer: from 30 rockefeller plaza in new york, it's "late night with seth meyers." tonight -- claire danes, [ cheers and applause ] ladies and gentlemen, seth meyers! >> seth: good evening. i'm seth meyers. this is "late night." how's everybody doing tonight? [ cheers and applause ] that is great to hear. in that case, let's get to the news. according to a new poll, hillary clinton is beating bernie sanders by 10 points in new york. and there's only one way you can blow a 10-point lead in new york. oh, no, hillary, no! [ laughter ] no!