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air comes in next week and it look like it wants to stick around for a while. >> we call that winter? >> yes. i think some people around here call it that. coming up, the cavs can't beat the clock while an old friend turns foe. >> sports is up next. first here's jimmy fallon. >> emma stone is my guest. jeff redean morgan. ?? ??
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?? ?? ?? what you gone do? lift up your head and keep moving or let the paranoia haunt you? everybody lack confidence, everybody lack confidence i keep my fee-fi-fo-fum i keep my heart undone
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>> announcer: this is the xfinity sports desk. all right. jason starting us out with some hockey not on the winning end of things. not a good night for the caps. >> one of those games, they didn't have it tonight.
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this team still without one of their best players in t.j. oshie. missing his fifth straight game because of a shoulder injury. orlov blamed himself after a bear of mistakes led to easy goals. the capitols opening the door for greer. no one followed the rookie out on the ice. teammates had a nice laugh about this one. nothing to laugh about here. final seconds of the first period. the caps on the could you see nets often with a beautiful pass to williams down low. hold on, they would review this play. apparently the puck did not close the line before the the clock hit zero. no goal. williams, it would have been his third goal of the season. in the third, still scoreless, puck gets behind orlov there. mistake there.
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after second goal offer another orlov turnover. the islanders blank the capitols tonight. 3-0 the final score. over to football. good news and bad news today from redskins. cousins named nfc offensive player of the month throwing over 1,000 yards, eight touchdowns and no picks in the month of november. the bad, jordan reed still separated ac joined joint in his shoulder giving him problems. status for sunday, not looking good. also not looking good this matchup, johnson, one of the best in the league. defense will have their hands full this sunday. >> probably the best all-around back there is in the national football league right now as far as being able to move outside and be a great run runner and move between the tackles and run with the speed.
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mikings head coach mike zimmerout out after an emergency eye surgery. priefer taking the reigns. punt. cowboys this the red zone. prescott to bryant. he does the rest. that ties michael irvin for second all-time receiving touchdowns in cowboys history. dallas has the lead. minnesota did come back. with two seconds left, two point conversion tying this game. sails out of the end hands to face mask to sam bradford. no call. cowboys win 17-15. tomorrow the a big day for georgetown women's soccer. the team will be playing in its first college cup, soccer's equivalent of the final four. they will take on usc and san jose, california, for a program that's only been around since
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extremely proud. >> we read a bunch of e-mails from alumni in our meeting. it comes full circle. people worked so hard to start this program and we have the opportunity to bring it its
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[ cheers and applause ] ?? >> steve: from studio 6b in rockefeller center in the heart of new york city, it's "the tonight show starring jimmy fallon." tonight, join jimmy and his guests -- jeffrey dean morgan. musical guest, kacey musgraves. and featuring the legendary roots crew. >> questlove: 582 pennsylvania! >> steve: and now, here he is, jimmy fallon! ??
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>> jimmy: oh, hey everyone! welcome! thank you very much! thank you very much. hot crowd. hot crowd tonight. welcome! welcome, everybody. welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome to "the tonight show." this is it. u' [ cheers and applause ] "the tonight show." this is it. thank you for being here. here's what everybody's talking about. of course, the holiday season is in full swing, and i saw that macy's has hired over 80,000 seasonal employees. yeah. so, good news, the busiest shopping time of the year is being run by people who have had exactly one day of training. [ laughter and applause ] so, that's good. "so you -- you want the wrapping on the outside of the box? [ laughter ]
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just doing my job." [ laughter ] actually, american businesses added a total of 216,000 jobs over the last month, as stores hire workers for the holidays. and this is nice, i heard that mall santas are now able to have their checks direct deposited right to the liquor store. [ cheers and applause ] isn't that nice? isn't that sweet? it's a nice -- it's a sweet thing for the holidays. of course, rockefeller center is jammed with people here to see the christmas tree. [ cheers and applause ] if you go outside, you hear the festive sounds of jingle bells, holiday music, and every parent yelling, "stay with me! [ laughter and applause ] "stay with me, don't -- no, i can't carry you. i don't -- i don't know if they have a bathroom. does anthropologie have a a bathroom? i don't know. i'll just buy a dish towel." [ laughter ] get to some news here, i saw that donald trump is considering sarah palin to be his secretary of veterans'
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yeah. palin says she's great at helping veterans, and john mccain was like, "wrong." [ cheers and applause ] yesterday, jill stein officially requested a hand recount of 4.8 million ballots in michigan. but donald trump says he's going to fight it, by shouting out other numbers while they're trying to count. [ laughter ] "70. 19. start back at 1." this is interesting, i heard that a new study found that celebrity endorsements actually tend to put off customers and hurt sales. >> tariq: that's right, jimmy. that's why i don't endorse anything. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: good for you. good for you, tariq. >> tariq: i won't sell out to "the man." you can't buy me, jimbo. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: uh, okay. >> tariq: that's right. you can't buy me, but you can
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[ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] the tariqi torch personal grill. >> jimmy: oh, wow. >> tariq: it's like the george foreman grill, except it doesn't let all the grease slide out where it's wasted. 'cause grease is the word, you heard? here, let me demonstrate. >> jimmy: no, tariq, i'm sorry. wait a second. i'm so, so sorry here, but what are you doing? >> tariq: not now, jimmy. see, the tariqi torch personal grill keeps all the fat trd right on top of your hot meats. that means more flavor for you to savor. it makes grilling easy, peasy, and greasy. take it from me, tareezy. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: tareezy? >> tariq: that's right, jeezy. >> jimmy: all right. well, can i at least get one of those burgers? >> tariq: no. this thing takes about three hours to heat up. this is -- this is just prop meat.
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>> jimmy: prop meat? give it up for tareezy, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] ?? you did something different. yeah. hey, guys, of course football season is in full swing and i saw that the nfl has been trying new ways to make watching football more fun. yeah. and i don't know if you've noticed this, but the referee calls are now all auto-tuned. [ laughter ] i think it's pretty catchy. take a look at this. ? five yard penalty third down ? ? off sides defense number 95 ? ? holding number 64 that penalty's declined rushing the passer number 94 ? ? defense that penalty's accepted 15 yards first down ? ?? [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: first down. first down. oh, i thought this was pretty cute. michael phelps shared a video where he gives his six-month-old baby his first swim lesson.
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seems to have his dad's focus. take a look at this photo here. look at this baby. [ laughter and applause ] check this out. i saw that play-doh has a new app that lets kids 3d scan their creations, and show them on their ipad. while kids said, "hey, if i have an ipad, why would i be wasting my time with play-doh?" [ laughter and applause ] it's an ipad. the fda just released a a statement saying that secondhand smoke from cigarettes can be harmful to pets, just like it is to people. you'll know when you smoke too much, when your parrot is like, "polly wants you to crack a a window." [ laughter and applause ] "and where's paul with the damn crackers?" and finally, this is one of those videos we saw online that just really made us laugh. it's these two italian grandparents that are facetiming with their granddaughter. and she's walking to the library -- home from the
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happy about this. but check this out. >> what's the matter? >> my god, gaby, what are you, crazy? new york to new jersey my ass. >> see, you got grandma upset. >> what did i do? >> oh, my god. she's gone -- see, that's the library. >> where? >> that's the library. >> listen. >> the library. >> why don't you walk with somebody? >> she's frozen! oh no, she's not. oh yes, she is. >> she's in the library. [ laughter and applause ] >> jimmy: she's at the liberry! we have a great show tonight, you guys. give it up for the roots! [ cheers and applause ] ?? ?? [ cheers and applause ]
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welcome, welcome. it's been a great week so far. and there's more ahead. tomorrow night, our pal chelsea handler will be here. [ cheers ] john legend. john legend will be here. [ cheers and applause ] and we're all going to play a a game of "charades", so be sure to tune in for that, and of course "thank you notes." so it's going to be a good show tomorrow night. [ cheers and applause ] tune in. but first, we have a big show tonight. she's getting tons of award buzz for her fantastic performance in the new movie, "la la land." it's a musical. man, oh man. emma stone is here. >> steve: yeah! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: just amazing. just -- i can't wait to -- to talk to her. later in the show, emma and i are going to play a singing edition of "the whisper challenge." >> steve: oh. >> jimmy: plus from the "walking dead," jeffrey dean morgan is stopping by. [ cheers and applause ] people love "walking dead." oh, and we have great, great,
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[ cheers and applause ] "a very kacey christmas." nice green vinyl. >> steve: green vinyl. >> jimmy: oh la la, green vinyl. ho, ho, ho. >> steve: ? green vinyl ? >> jimmy: guys, it is time for "tonight show" hashtags. here we go. [ cheers and applause ] ?? ? hashtags hashtags ? ?? >> jimmy: now this is a -- this is a game that we play on twitter, where i send out the topic, and you send in the tweets. season, and soon people will be having their office christmas parties, i went on twitter and sent out a hashtag called #officepartyfail. [ light laughter ] we got a ton of great ones, so now i'd like to share my favorite office party fail tweets from you guys. here we go. this first one's from @barneys5. she says, "a coworker was so drunk, our boss had to get her out. we put her in a cab. she got out at the next street and came back." >> steve: yeah. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: party's not over.
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>> steve: [ vomiting sound ] [ laughter ] >> jimmy: [ slurring ] back with a vengeance. in 3d. this one's from @garvey1977. he says, "i woke up with a a bruised knee and flashbacks of performing the worm in front of all the company executives." [ laughter and applause ] i think i did the worm. i think i did the worm last night. >> steve: at least i hopdi ?? >> jimmy: oh, you did the worm all right. [ laughter ] ?? this is -- >> steve: worm. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: this one's from @abbotlucas. he says, "my coworker mooned the camera in the party photo booth, not realizing all the photos would be put on facebook
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hey, who's the bald guy? who's the bald twins that work here? i don't know. [ laughter ] this one's from @cagirlinadcworld. >> steve: cagirlinadcworld. >> jimmy: she says, "i had never been to a sushi restaurant. i was eating edamame and realized that i was eating the ones people had already chewed." [ audience ohs ] >> steve: nice! [ laughter and applause ] >> steve: ew! >> jimmy: ew! ew, that's so gross! tastes like saliva! [ laughter ] i can't believe you did the worm last night! [ laughter ] this one's from @kdubs117. she says, "our christmas bonus was a $25 gift card to the place we worked." [ audience oohs ] >> steve: the company store.
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@everyonesayimboss. he says, "wore a red shirt and black tie to our christmas dinner party. turns out, so did the wait staff." >> steve: oh. >> jimmy: at least you leave him a tip. [ applause ] [ light laughter ] "i can't believe i did the worm last night." this last one's from @soytodobueno. he says, "we had a pinata. instead of candy, we filled it with mini-bottles of booze. alcohol and glass fl everywhere." that's a nightmare. there you have it. those are our "tonight show hashtag." to check out more of our favorites, go to tonightshow.com/hashtags. we'll be right back with emma stone! [ cheers and applause ] ??
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$429 per month, or purchase with 0% apr financing. ?? [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: our first guest is an academy award-nominated actress who stars alongside ryan gosling in the new movie "la la land," which opens in
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you must see this film. she's so great. everyone's great. ladies and gentlemen, please welcome the lovely and talented emma stone! ?? [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: oh, welcome back. you look gorgeous. >> thank you. >> jimmy: thank you so much for being here. >> thank you for having me. >> jimmy: and i want to get into the movie so we can talk about this, because i'm just flipping out about it. it looks so great. i saw it the other night, and it's -- like, it's just unbelievable. >> aw. >> jimmy: so, just -- i can't even -- no words. anyway, i have to say words. >> thank you. >> jimmy: yeah. >> thank you. >> jimmy: you're hosting "saturday night live" for the third time this weekend. >> yes. >> jimmy: that's the best. >> yes. >> jimmy: i love that you're back. >> it's so fun. >> jimmy: yeah. >> and it's been five years
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really exciting to be back. >> jimmy: the last time i saw you was at the "saturday night live" 40th. >> yes. >> jimmy: which was unbelievable. >> actually insane. >> jimmy: that whole day that you said was crazy because you were also doing "chicago"? >> "cabaret." >> jimmy: "cabaret." >> i was doing "cabaret." >> jimmy: sorry. >> i mean, kind of, like, same era. >> jimmy: starts with a "c." >> it starts with a "c," same era. [ laughter ] it was my last day of "cabaret," and the so the matinee -- then they, like, took me out of sally bowles and put me in, kind of, roseanne roseannadanna. >> jimmy: oh, i mb 40th. >> jimmy: there's a picture of you and tina and amy and jane curtin. >> mm-hmm. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: there you go. i mean, come on, dude. dude how fun -- i mean, and you were amazing in that. i go, "oh, how fun." no, you were. it was so good. >> no, it was just nice to do a a tribute to her, but i would not say that i have a very good roseanne roseannadanna impression. >> jimmy: yes, you do. >> but, it was such an insane day because i was, like, just ending the play and then being there and looking around, and they were -- it was, like, everywhere you looked, there were people that you had never seen in person before.
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>> and then, you know, we wound up at that party. >> jimmy: right. >> you were at that party. you know. >> jimmy: yeah, i was -- >> you hosted that party. >> jimmy: was i there? >> yeah, you were there. i'm pretty sure you were there. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: i'm pretty sure i was. >> were you? >> jimmy: was i there? the after party will go down in history as the most legendry after party ever. >> it was total insantiy. >> jimmy: i couldn't believe it. i just -- dan aykrod and jim belushi was there, and paul mccartney. they were calling me onstage, and they would go, "jimmy fallon, come up here and host this and run this." >> jimmy: and i was, like -- they just -- we just -- >> you did it so well. >> jimmy: no, no. dude, it went -- it got insane. >> it got insane. i was dancing, and i stepped on a piece of glass, and i didn't know it. and so then, i just kind of was, like, "oh." and looked, and my heel was, like -- i mean, my foot was bleeding everywhere. and i sat down, and i was like, "what do we do?" and someone took a knife, pulled the glass out of my foot. and then, someone went, "do you want to come on stage with prince?" and i was like, "yup!" [ laughter ] and they just took me a minute
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a tambourine onstage, and it weird. i was like -- with a bleeding foot. >> jimmy: what a day for you, yeah. >> it was a crazy day. >> jimmy: that was wild. >> it was all one day. >> jimmy: you -- i know you love "saturday night liv e" because growing up -- did you ever -- you never auditioned, right, for "saturday night live"? >> i didn't -- no. i did not audition for snl. >> jimmy: no. >> but i did, when i was 12, i auditioned for "all that." do you know "all that?" >> jimmy: of course i know "all that." [ cheers and applause ] >> it was no big deal. >> jimmy: no big deal. >> no, it wasn't a big deal. >> jimmy: really, wait. you auditioned for "all that?" >> i went to an open call for "all that." we drove out from arizona, and i auditioned for "all that" when i w 1 >> well, it was -- i guess it was sort of like like snl, except for i didn't know that you had to have characters. so, i thought they were going to give us sketches. and then, like, five minutes before i went not room, they said, "you need to have three characters when you come in the room." so, i was like, "okay." and then, i made up a couple of characters. >> jimmy: do you remember any of the characters that you -- >> i remember that one was a a cheerleader that couldn't spell what she was cheering. [ light laughter ] so i was like, "be aggressive,
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and then, and then there was another one that was actually pretty nuts that was a baby sitter who is possessed. [ light laughter ] so as she's reading books to the kids, she's like, "and then goldilocks and the" -- [ demonic voice ] "three bears" -- [ laughter and applause ] >> jimmy: now, come on! >> i was just like -- >> jimmy: that's fantastic! [ girly voice ] >> "sorry about that. sorry about that." and then, i would keep reading. i would keep reading the book. >> jimmy: oh, my gosh. >> so it was a pretty special experience. >> jimmy: but you did not -- you didn't get that, but -- >> i did not get that. >> it's shocking, right? it's shocking. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: no, you shouldn't with that. come on. but, i'm happy because where you ended up is just so great, and gosh, you're fantastic. >> oh, man. >> jimmy: and you know what. we love you here. but man, oh man, oh man, oh man, "la la land" was just a a home run, dude. >> aw. >> jimmy: you hit -- you knocked the cover off the ball. it is unbelievable, and i don't want to spoil anything for anybody because it's just so different and fun. and who's the writer, the director? >> damien chazelle. >> jimmy: damien chazelle? this guy?
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>> jimmy: holy mackerel. >> he's incredible. >> jimmy: i just loved every second of it. you were so good. it reminded me, too, because you're a struggling actress in the movie, and ryan gosling is a struggling jazz musician. >> yes. >> jimmy: that's all i can really say, right? >> yeah. >> jimmy: i don't want to spoil it. but it was probably back to auditioning and having to drive and go to auditions, and you have to try to dress for the part and not getting it, and whew. >> i know. >> jimmy: but in the kind of romantic way, i was like, "i remember those crazy times. yeah. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: but it makes you just go, "i appreciate it." and i remembered all -- i remembered not having clothes. >> yeah. >> jimmy: like, i have, like, two outfits. i mean, i had no money. so i would go, and somebody would say, "that's what you think a bike messenger looks like?" and i would go, "no, this is my only outfit. i have, like, two" -- [ laughter ] >> yes. that's the thing is a lot of time you have to dress up like the character, like, do your own costumes for the character so you have to own all these pieces of clothing to look like the people. >> jimmy: yeah, i would just to borrow from my roommate. i'm like, "do you have a a leather jacket? i have to be a bike gang member." >> "do you have some scrubs?"
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>> "you have scrubs, right?" >> jimmy: yeah, with my roommate -- hopefully you have a doctor as a roommate. but man, oh man, you -- the dancing in this. >> oh. >> jimmy: you dance, you sing, you act. you're so charming. you are unbelievable in this movie. >> thanks. >> jimmy: i loved it so much. >> thanks, jimmy. >> jimmy: i know, i know. i'm freaking out. >> gee. >> jimmy: i'm gushing. [ cheers and applause ] but man, oh man, you are going to love this film. >> aw. >> jimmy: it is so fun. >> aw. >> jimmy: and just moving, and it makes you laugh. it makes you cry. and you guys have the best chemistry. and it's so different than anythinge you put the work in. you put so much work, and you can tell everybody worked so hard on this. congrats on this one, man. >> thank you so much. >> jimmy: wow, i'm, like, blown away. [ cheers and applause ] i want to show a clip. >> that is so awesome. thank you so much. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: it is just great, buddy. i have a clip, but this is not a singing scene because i didn't want to show any singing. >> yeah, no. you don't want to ruin anything. >> jimmy: i don't want to ruin that part. no, of course. but, when you see it, you're going to love it. but, here's a clip. this is you chatting with ryan gosling at a club. this is "la la land." take a look. ??
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come on! for what? >> for a tv show, the one i was telling you about earlier. >> "the dangerous minds of ucoc?" >> yeah. >> congratulations! that's incredible. >> it's really exciting. i feel like i said negative stuff about it before. >> what? >> it's like "rebel without a cause," sort of. >> "i got the bullets!" >> yes. >> you've never seen it. >> i've never seen it. >> oh, my. you know, it's playing at the rialto. >> really? >> yes, you should -- i mean, i'll go -- i can take you. o >> you know, for research. >> for research. >> yeah. >> yeah. >> okay. um, monday night, 10:00. >> yeah, great. >> okay. >> for research. >> jimmy: yeah. [ cheers and applause ] man, oh man. emma stone right now, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] emma stone and i are playing a a singing edition of "the whisper challenge" when we come back. stick around, everybody. it's going to be good. >> what? >> jimmy: you ready for it? [ cheers and applause ]
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?? [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: welcome back, everybody. we are hanging out with emma stone right here! [ cheers and applause ] emma stone. emma and i are about to play a a singing version of "the whisper challenge." here we go. [ cheers and applause ] >> whisper cll >> jimmy: now, here's how the game works. one person puts these headphones on. they're sound -- you can play this game at home. soundproof headphones, we're going to have loud music playing, i'm going to start it now. all right. now, the other person's going to pick up a card, i'm going to sing the song lyrics on the card and the person wearing the headphones tries to guess what they just sang. could be lyrics or the name of the song. >> wow. >> jimmy: all right, here you go. i'm going to sing you the song lyrics first. here's the card. can you hear me? can you hear me? can you hear me?
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? born down in a dead man's town the first kick i took was when i hit the ground ? [ light laughter ] ready? >> whatever -- am i too loud? >> jimmy: you're yelling, yeah. >> whatever you're doing looks inappropriate. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: what are you talking? >> there's no way you're doing it on the show. >> go again. go again. [ light laughter ] do it again. ? born down in a dead man's town the first kick i took was when i hit the ground ? >> the ground? >> jimmy: uh-huh. >> the ground. something in the ground? the what -- [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: born in the usa. >> raised in the ground?
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? born down in a dead man's town the first kick i took was when i hit the ground ? >> get in the ground. >> jimmy: kicking in the ground is not a song. [ light laughter ] all right, ready? ready? refresh. refresh. ready? ? born in the usa i was born in the usa ? [ cheers and applause ] >> what? [ laughter ] i am -- i don't understand. [ laughter ] ? born ? [ light laughter ] >> horn. >> jimmy: born >> hork. >> jimmy: born. [ laughter and applause ] born. >> boar. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: born. >> first. first? >> jimmy: first. >> word? >> jimmy: first. >> word. >> jimmy: born. >> boy. >> jimmy: born. >> boy. >> jimmy: born. >> boy. >> jimmy: no, born. [ laughter ]
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>> jimmy: born. >> boy. >> jimmy: born. [ laughter ] >> boy. >> jimmy: born. ? born in the usa i was ? >> "born in the usa." >> jimmy: yes, that's it! >> oh, my god. ?? [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: that was my fault. that was my fault. i screwed up. i'm sorry. with the beginning and i should have just went right to born in the usa. >> "born in the usa." >> jimmy: why would i do the beginning part? oh, my gosh. >> it looked like pork in the desert. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: all right, pork in the desert. that's a different -- that's a a hit song, by the way. >> pork in the desert. >> jimmy: pork in the desert. >> oh, my god. this is very difficult. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: let's put that -- here you go. >> it's so funny. >> jimmy: pork in the desert. >> it's genuinely so funny. i wish you guys could be in my head for that. >> jimmy: no, you can't hear, but they're having fun. >> god, it's funny. >> jimmy: all right, here we go. you pick that and i'm not gonna look. >> all right, okay. >> jimmy: wow, that's loud.
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>> jimmy: blah blah. [ light laughter ] oh, hey. [ light laughter ] ? hit me baby one more time ? [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: let -- eat? eat? ? hit me baby one more time ? [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: what you're saying is inappropriate. [ laughter ] eat something? >> it kind of actually is inappropriate. okay. ? hit me baby one more time ? [ laughter ] one more time. hit me baby one more time! [ cheers and applause ] >> oh, you're so good at it. ?? you're so good at it. >> jimmy: when you see it, you'll see what it looked like you were saying. >> honestly -- >> jimmy: i thought it was britney. [ light laughter ] oh, man. oh man, oh man, oh man. >> okay, ready? >> jimmy: uh-huh.
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blue christmas without you ? ? i'll be so blue thinking about you ? >> about you. about you. what? [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: let's do it again. all right? ? i'll have a ? [ laughter ] ? i'll have a ? >> going to scarborough fair. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: i'll do a different voice. i'm sorry. ? i'll have a blue christmas ? >> i'll have a blue -- christmas without you! [ cheers and applause ] ?? >> jimmy: i was trying to do elvis, and it was awful, so i had to do a different voice. maybe cut through the speakers there. all right, here we go.
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>> okay. >> jimmy: there she goes. >> even if it doesn't make it, you know? okay, ready? [ laughter ] ? i like big butts and i cannot lie ? [ laughter ] >> jimmy: i said -- i said baby. >> i like big butts and i cannot lie. >> jimmy: not like that. [ light laughter ] baby, i'm not like that. [ light laughter ] ? i said baby i'm not like that ?
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?? [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: our next guest was recently nominated for a a critic's choice award for his role as the terrifying villain negan in the hit amc show, the walking -- i know. [ cheers ] "the walking dead," which airs sundays at 9:00 p.m. welcome jeffery dean morgan! ?? [ cheers and applause ] ?? [ cheers and applause ]
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the show. >> thank you for having me. >> jimmy: i want to get into this role, because man oh man. >> yeah, negan. >> jimmy: you are in a lot of trouble. [ cheers ] yeah, this is big. but why is negan bringing me candy? this is so -- this is very cool of you. that's so nice. >> negan is a co-owner in a a candy store up in rhinebeck, new york. samuel's sweets. >> jimmy: wait a second, samuel's sweets. >> yeah. >> jimmy: do you own this with paul -- >> with paul. >> jimmy: paul rudd? >> yeah. >> jimmy: i've heard about this. >> yeah, yeah. [ cheers ] >> jimmy: no, wait. wait. how do you own a candy shop? that's the coolest thing e paul and i have known each other for a while. he lives up near me, near rhinebeck. >> jimmy: i love rhinebeck. >> and we know the guy that started this store 25 years ago, a guy named ira gutner and he passed away suddenly. and we didn't want the store to be anything else than what it was, and so we decided to step in and buy the candy store, and that was, like, two and a half years ago now. [ cheers and applause ] yeah. >> jimmy: that's pretty cool that you would do that. >> it is cool.
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>> paul and i have literally nothing to do with it other than eating the candy. >> jimmy: yeah, i mean, how fun is that. you go in, like i own this candy shop. >> yeah, my kid loves it. >> jimmy: right? >> his kids loves it. yeah, we have another -- andy ostroy is also one of the owners and his kid loves it. so i mean the kids think it's fantastic. >> jimmy: what's the name again of the store? >> samuel's sweets. >> jimmy: samuel's sweets. is this right on main street? >> it sure is. >> jimmy: is there a cigar store in the corner? >> there is on the corner there. >> and a little french bistro there. >> jimmy >> yeah, beekman arms. >> jimmy: i used to go there all the time with my parents. >> i just had dinner there the other night. >> jimmy: it's fantastic. >> beekman arms is awesome. it's where alexander hamilton and aaron burr apparently had their first like sit down kind of, spat. their first spat that led over -- >> jimmy: over dinner? >> yeah. >> jimmy: over a four course meal? >> george washington kind of hung out. my kid can tell you the whole history of beekman arms at seven. he's obsessed with it. >> jimmy: i love that town so much. >> yeah. >> jimmy: shout out to everybody there and village pizza. >> well, you're from saugerties. village pizza, of course.
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>> jimmy: al, that's my man. al started in saugerties. >> yeah, and that's where you're from, right across the river. >> jimmy: yeah, please give al a hug for me. >> i will absolutely -- i'll be back there tonight, but the big parade, the christmas spectacular is saturday night. >> jimmy: oh, that's right. >> so i'm sure i'm driving the truck in it or something. >> jimmy: do you drive in the parade? >> oh yeah. >> jimmy: what kind of truck do you have? >> i have two trucks. i have a farm truck, a '74 ford and the three on the tree deal and then the parade truck, which is a newer f150 and the kids sit in the back and throw candy out. >> jimmy: yeah, that's what i have. i got the f150, yeah. >> what do you got a truck for? >> jimmy: i -- well. [ laughter ] >> i mean, we have trucks for specific reasons. >> jimmy: i got mine for when it's pumpkin season. >> see? [ laughter ] there's a reason. >> jimmy: put a couple pumpkins in the back. i can't put them in the car. >> that's awesome. no. [ light laughter ] and you got a big pumpkin and the deal. what are you gonna do -- >> jimmy: big pumpkin. ask me how big my truck is. >> how big's your truck? >> jimmy: big enough. [ laughter ] that's what you say to people,
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pumpkin. >> jimmy: big enough, charlie bro. i got the f150, yeah. >> yeah, i got the same truck. >> jimmy: "tonight show" blue, i guess. >> nice. >> jimmy: custom color in michigan. yeah. >> yeah. >> jimmy: shout out to detroit. yeah, yeah, yeah. >> ford. >> jimmy: ford. >> hey, ford. >> jimmy: what a great truck. >> yeah, it's a great truck. >> jimmy: it's bigger than my first apartment. [ laughter ] biggest ever in my life. i love it. >> i'm a little obsessed with my truck too. >> jimmy: but you take it and you have a farm out there? >> i do. i have a farm. my wife and i bought a farm, like, five years ago now. and we have cattle and alpaca and a llama and chickens and, you know, ducks and whatever. >> jimmy: no way. >> yeah, way. >> jimmy: i love that you do that. that's so rad. >> it's super cool. >> jimmy: and are you like a a manly man? are you like a tough, like a -- >> i mean, that's what i tell people. >> jimmy: yeah. [ laughter ] >> i tell people i'm a manly man. >> jimmy: you have a farm and you do the hard work. >> yeah, if i'm there, then i do the hard work. the hardest work is getting up at 6:00 in the morning on a a winter day when it's negative 17 and feeding all these creatures.
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i just want to sleep in. >> jimmy: take care of all those animals. it's fun. >> it's cool. and we have -- the cattle we have are highland cattle, which look like a cross between a a woolly mammoth and i guess a a cow. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: yeah. >> so imagine that. >> jimmy: yeah, i mean, i do. i am imagining that. that's amazing. >> but we had our first baby in the spring and it was the coolest thing. >> jimmy: that would knock me out. >> and for my little boy to see that happen was -- it was spectacular. yeah, it was cool. >> jimmy: because you get that fun side of life. >> yeah, yeah, there's that. >> jimmy: with this baseball bat. [ cheers and applause ] >> sure. >> jimmy: and this is like -- everyone in the world was talking about negan and what you -- what you did. i mean -- >> he's a bad guy. >> jimmy: he just really went for it. >> but he does it with a sense of humor and a little bit of charisma. but yeah, there's something about him that certainly is kind of polarized a lot of folks. >> jimmy: some people just are so angry, right? >> some people are so angry. a lot of people are kind of oddly sexually attracted to him.
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>> jimmy: sometimes both. >> a little bit of both. >> jimmy: yeah, yeah, yeah. >> yeah, it's been a weird, a a weird mix, for sure. >> jimmy: and a lot of people watch the show. i mean, there's a broad range of viewers from young people. there's old fans too. >> there's a ton of folks, and from all ages, and when there's so many, i figure kind of everybody that's -- one out of 100 is going to be nuts of your fans. they're going to be a little bit bizarre, a little wonky. >> jimmy: there will be one out of 100. >> but when you're talking about 15 million people, there's a substantial amount of and they all -- they figure out where i am. yeah. >> jimmy: they find you. >> yeah, they'll find you. >> jimmy: really. >> yeah. it's been interesting -- since the show aired, this has been really my first trip into the city since we've been -- since negan's been kind of introduced, and you know, people are running down the street when i'm in a car, coming to, like, say, here, with baseball bats, like truckloads of baseball bats, trying to get know sign them. and it's insane.
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frightening as well. [ light laughter ] >> it's a little bit frightening. >> jimmy: well, i got to tell you, the reason why you get nominated for awards and stuff like that is because you play it with a sense of humor and it's also a craziness as well. >> thank you. >> jimmy: but man, oh man, you do such a great job. >> thank you so much. >> jimmy: thank you for the candy. >> of course. >> jimmy: and best to the family. >> thank you. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: you're a good man. congratulations. >> thank you, thank you. >> jimmy: jeffery dean morgan, everybody! [ cheers and applause ] "the walking dead" airs sundays at 9:00 p.m. on amc. we'll be right back with a a performance from kacey musgraves. stick around, everybody! [ cheers and ?? what if a company that didn't make cars made plastics that make them lighter? the lubricants that improved fuel economy. even technology to make engines more efficient. what company does all this? exxonmobil, that's who.
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