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but she doesn't allow it to bring her down. >> i'm happy because i'm alive. rincht she flew to the united states from ethiopia on august 10th. she was going to stay with a family friend in an apartment here for a few weeks. then she was going to move to oklahoma to enroll in the 12th grade at a boarding school. on the first day she moved in, she went to sleep and woke up to the fire. she got out. the couple she was staying with died. >> is they were so nice to me. i met them, like, only that day, but they were so nice to me. like, oh, my goodness. >> reporter: the explosion destroyed several apartments, killed seven people, and displaced more than 50 families. the tuition money she needed $2,000 in cash, clothes, books, went up in flames. >> i want to continue my life. >> reporter: she says she plans to continue to approximate you
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her first friends set up a go fund me account. we linked it to our nbc washington app. you can find it there. in silver spring, i'm sharai stone, news 4. it's the result we knew was coming, and today it was unanimous. two years of cuts to lakeside rail service starting in july. the metro board voted today. we told you earlier this week the board members had given their opposition to the plan. they say it's not what they want. the metro gm paul wiedefeld says it's what the system needs. >> two years is tough to swallow. it's up to the district. we can back to the late night hours of 3:00 in the morning to get ahead of these issues before they come up and get into the cycle of doing that, and that's the whole reason. >> you can find metro's nigh hours on our nbc washington app. they don't take effect until after safe track is complete. usually being under able at a bar would land you on the naughty list, but santa made an exception tonight
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organ hosted their holiday party. staff pitched in to help santa pass out dolls and games and winter gear and holiday cheer too. this is mald madam organ's annual community christmas party. the angel tree project was kicked off with a huge distribution day today. almost 14,000 needy children around our region are served with gifts. >> looksed like -- merry christmas. >> merry christmas. >> the 4-year-old boy named akaro in southeast d.c. today received a new avengers bicycle and five gifts to open christmas day. his mom was on hand. you know, last year for the holidays they were leaving in a homeless shelter. this year they have their own apartment. there's our chris lawrence. he also helped deliver packages to another parent today. nbc 4 helped collect more than 100 gifts for kids in our
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we want to thank you out there for helping to make a special donation to help us pull this off. salvation army, a job well done. >> so much fun to take a part of that. >> how long before the weather will be bike riding friendly? >> well, let's see. two days from now. 48 hours from now woel number the 50s. >> oh, my. >> we have a wind chill of 7 degrees outside, and we'll be near 57 in 48 hours, and we may go up to 60 before we head right back down. that's the kind of weather roller coaster we've been on up yesterday, way down today, back up over the weekend. right now, though, we are down, and we are down big-time. out there currently 18 degrees. winds out of the west at 9 miles an hour. that brings us the wind chill. first take a look at the numbers. 8, the current number in warren. 13 at dulles. the record low temperature tonight in dulles, 10. we're going to get close to that. right now 16 degrees over towards qauntico. as far as what we're going to continue to see here as we
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through, we have wind chills. 2 in gaithersburg. 14 in frederickburg. 2 in martinsburg. it is freezing cold. we have winds maybe gusting to 20, and that's about it. snou, as far as the radar is concerned, we're not seeing anything right now, but back it our west. we are watching another system. first off, the lake-effect snow keeps going up towards parts of new york. this is where our storm system is coming from. it's a warm front. you can see the snow associated with it. it will hit chicago first and then migrate our way. we'll start off with sunshine. then notice here by 5:00 we have the clouds. the clouds are here. watch what happens around 11:00 tomorrow night. snow back to the west with the front as it's moving across our region. notice how it does not extend into most of the region. now, the next round of rain starts to move our way. next round of precipitation starts as freezing rain. look how much of this is leesburg, frederick, hagerstown, baltimore, just north of d.c. that's at 6:00 a.m. 7:00 a.m. may move all the way down to the d.c. metro ar
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at 8:00 as warmer air starts to move in. the other thing to notice, a little different that than what we were thinking yesterday. watch the rain here around noon. the big-time is in the morning. we have a winter storm watch into effect tomorrow night into noon on saturday for the areas here highlighted in wlu. i would expect this to be an advisory, maybe it's a winter weather advisory or rain advisory. something we're going to be watching for. now, next couple of days. 30 degrees tomorrow. 48 on saturday. really by midnight. probably 53. then we move into the middle of next week. not bad. chance of showers. maybe snow on friday. christmas eve. eve. we could see notice snow, and we couldkr
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this is a storm we'll watch. christmas weekend. look at that. 45 on saturday. no, no, no. that's a typo. 5:5 on christmas day is what we're going tore. 55 we'll take that. >> yeah, we will. that sounds not too bad. >> no. >> thank you. >> coming up, josh norman ready to let his emotions run wild
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>> what have you got to keep them awake out there? >> it's never too soon to get ready for a redskins game. with this cold weather i would say it's dpbl weather with this kind of
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come over to your house, doug. they know they need to be concerned. they are aware of the peril of the panthers where are next pan -- they have fallen from the super bowl hypes to a 500-8 record. they remember the reality of last year's 34-16 loss in charlotte against that back drop. the team recovered to get set for monday's unearn counter. the team practicing in the bubble -- >> yeah. definitely have to go inside. they are getting -- so are craveens playing a little soccer. no football. sat down with an elbow history. will camp son also dealing with an injury. both hope to be back. all eyes will be on cornerback josh norman facing his old time for the fifth since they let him work in april. norman is not concerned with keeping his emotions
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>> i let hem run wild so whatever you see, it's what you are going to get. i do know how to contain it within a certain extent. then again, the fire goes inside. i don't know how to pretty much shut it off once you get started. it's going to be a different file. definitely. i know that. he tends to be an emotional guy. >> the guy things about sean -- or josh is that it doesn't vary week to weak really. he gets up for everybody. he gets up for whoever they line up against him. that's why he is such ai good player because he doesn't discriminate as far as him and his emotions and the level of intensity. i know you how he is going to be. >> and you're a mean one mr. cinch. you're the 12th man outside in seegts thursday night. husbandel ril wilson and a beautiful lime green jersey. eight-yard touchdown
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seattle running away with it. russell wilson ready, and, well, just put the ball in this one. seahawks clinch the nfc west title a 24-3 win. first ever clinching it lime green jersey. i'm making that part up. it was an awesome night although a busy day. we have more on that in a moment. wizards home to play the pistons tomorrow. they're looking to build on wednesday's meeting. tomorrow they play. the hurricanes, now, there was in college basketball to move around. 7 74-59. up next it's the miami hurricanes a week from tonight. back to the -- they scored best win with their family to family -- scott brooks and the team delivering gifts to people in need. it's a wizard's annual tradition teaming up with several local charities to make sure they spread the sbal i ho
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you know, tributes pouring in around the nba as the lights -- the sports broadcaster world is dimmer tonight. craig segment ger and coach is longer with us. age of 65 after battling cancer. in 26 seasons return to sports and broadcasting nba games, he gains notoriety for the flashy sults. but respect for his interview. >> thank you, da. we'll beve r afoot and light-hearted i take to the open road.
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>> that's it for us. the tonight show with jimmy fallon is next. >> followed just a few hours later by news 4 this morning.
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[ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> steve: from studio 6b in rockefeller center in the heart of new york city, it's "the tonight show starring jimmy fallon." tonight, join jimmy and his guests -- casey affleck. sienna miller. musical guest, solange. and featuring the legendary roots crew. >> questlove: 592, guyana! >> steve: and now, here he is, jimmy fallon! ♪
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♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: oh, wow. that's what i'm talking about. hot crowd! hot new york city crowd tonight. hey, welcome, everybody. welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome to "the tonight show." this is it, baby. [ cheers and applause ] you made it. this is it. you're here. well, here's what people are talking about. this is pretty big, you guys. nbc news reports that vladimir putin was personally involved in russia's attempt to hack our election. [ audience ohs ] putin was very insulted. he said, "what do you mean attempt? we straight-up nailed it, home slices." [ cheers and applause ] attempt? this week, donald trump met with former nfl stars ray lewis
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when asked if he'd offer them a a cabinet position, trump said, "only if o.j. turns it down." [ laughter and applause ] did you see this? at the tech summit yesterday, donald trump shared an odd handshake with paypal founder peter thiel. look at this photo. this is -- [ laughter ] can we zoom in on that handshake? [ laughter ] i guess that two trump hands can't even cover one normal-sized hand. it's just -- that's -- [ applause ] can we see that photo again? yeah, yeah. look at mike pence. [ laughter ] you know it's bad when even mike pence is, like, "ugh, white people." [ applause ] i don't know about you guys. i'm starting to get a little tired of talking about politics. tired of it. [ cheers ] we need a break. so, instead of telling another political joke, i want to try something a little different. it's time for tonight's break from political jok.
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♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: guys, here's a cheese commercial from the '80s. ♪ ♪ cheese glorious cheese tastes mighty inviting ♪ ♪ cheese glorious cheese it's so tantalizing ♪ >> whether you like it saucy, snappy, mild or wild, real cheese has a taste for you. ♪ enjoy cheese marvelous cheese wonderful cheese glorious cheese ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: nice. nice break. [ light laughter ] guys, i heard this. this is not good. last night, it was revealed that over 1 billion yahoo accounts were hacked in 2013. which means hackers now have access to billions of e-mails that all say, "hey, can you write me at my gmail, i never check this account." [ laughter and applause ]
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in tv news, i read that a a spinoff of the show "how i met your mother" is in the works called "how i met your father." [ light laughter ] in the first episode, the mom starts telling the story and the kids go, "yeah, dad already told us this." [ laughter and applause ] it took forever, by the way. some news for pet owners. veterinarians are warning people to be careful with alcohol they spill on the floor because there's been an increase in the number of drunk dogs. [ laughter ] well, here's what a few dogs had to say about it. the first dog said -- ♪ just a small town girl living in a lonely world ♪ [ cheers and applause ] the next dog said, "the cat's like, upside down right now." [ laughter and applause ] this next dog said, "oh, my god, i think i drunk dialed the mailman last night." [ applause ] this dog said, "honey, i told you, i wasn't even looking at that guy's leg. [ laughter ] come back!" [ applause ]
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believe i ordered $3,000 worth of beggin' strips on amazon last night." [ applause ] i can't even eat -- and finally, the last dog said, "you're going to want to hose down the inside of this bag." [ laughter and applause ] drunk dogs, out of control. >> steve: and they can talk. >> jimmy: listen to this. a new study that finds that college students gain an average of 10 pounds in college and not the so-called freshman 15. researchers said, "don't worry, it's still enough for everyone to notice when you go home for the holidays." [ laughter and applause ] i love this idea. a british woman was just in the news because she changed her refrigerator so it would dispense white wine instead of water. [ light laughter ] when he heard she changed water into wine, jesus was like, "stay in your lane, girl." [ laughter and applause ] stay in your lane. [ laughter ] check this out, i read that a
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with the most popular baby names in america since 1910 to help him and his wife pick a a name for their baby. he said it took several months of tedious work but it will all be worth it when they introduce their new baby, john. [ laughter and applause ] and finally, i saw that a a restaurant in the netherlands is selling a "my little pony" burger that is made from horse meat. [ audience ohs ] yeah, horse meat sandwich. when arby's heard that, they were like, "stay in your lane, girl." [ laughter and applause ] stay in your -- we have a great show tonight. give it up for the roots, everybody! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: guys, it's been a a great week so far. there's more ahead. tomorrow night, reese witherspoon and andrew rannells will be here. [ cheers and applause ] we're gonna play a cool new game of virtual reality pictionary.
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we'll be floating in a virtual space, but drawing clues. it's the future. [ light laughter ] >> steve: future of pictionary. >> jimmy: literally, it is the future. >> steve: it is. >> jimmy: it's tomorrow. yeah. [ light laughter ] plus we have thank you notes and a performance from war paint. it's going to be a good show. [ cheers and applause ] but first, we have a fantastic show tonight. he was just nominated for a a golden globe award for his work in the film "manchester by the sea." this weekend, he's hosting "saturday night live." casey affleck is here! [ cheers and applause ] >> steve: a delight! >> jimmy: plus, i just love her so much. she's in the new movie, "live by night," sienna miller is on the show. [ cheers and applause ] she's just the most fun person. we always have the best time when she's on. she's always up for something fun. we're going to challenge her to a new game tonight called the ramen challenge. [ audience ohs ] >> steve: use your noodles. >> jimmy: that's right, yeah. [ light laughter ] and npr and pitchfork just named her latest album "a seat at the table" the best album of the year. solange is performing for us tonight.
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real vinyl. fantastic performance tonight. it's a great record. it is good. q-tip's on here, lil' wayne is on here. i saw rehearsal. it is knock your socks off tonight. blow your pants off. >> steve: i know. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: she's gorgeous, she can sing, but it's beautiful, it's red. her dress is connected and like flowing to another -- you'll see. [ light laughter ] but, it's fantastic. solange is here, you guys, tonight. [ cheers and applause ] "a seat at the table" is the name of the record. guys, we have exactly seven shows left before we go on christmas break, which means it's time for that beloved "tonight show" tradition. it's time for 12 days of christmas sweaters. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ twelve days of christmas sweaters seven days left ♪ ♪ >> jimmy: that's right. every show between now and christmas, we are giving one lucky audience member a a phenomenal christmas sweater from the countdown to christmas cabinet. .
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now, since there are seven shows left, let's open door number seven. [ audience oohs ] hold on, hold on. hey, what is that guy? little pocket. >> it's where i keep important things. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: what's in there? [ light laughter ] do you mind if i open it? [ laughter ] >> it's a reminder of what -- >> jimmy: no, i understand. yeah, i understand what it's for. >> it's so i don't tickle you. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: here we go. open it up. whoa! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ like an apron -- like a nice
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there. and then -- oh, yeah. [ cheers and applause ] now let's see who's going home with tonight's sweater. everyone look at your seat number. [ cheers and applause ] look at your seat number. if i call your number, i need you to jump up and let me know where you are. quest, can i get a drum roll, please? [ drum roll ] who wants the sweater? come on! [ cheers and applause ] 328. ♪ [ cheers and applause ] ♪ hi, how are you? oh, there you go. hi. there's a camera right there. you can speak into that. what is your name? >> danielle. >> jimmy: danielle, welcome to the show. where are you from? >> i'm from florida. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: hey. we love florida. thank you for coming.
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sometimes at nighttime in florida. >> oh, yeah. >> jimmy: right? >> you know, it ranges around 85 or so every day. >> jimmy: yeah, i was going to say that. yeah, around 85. do you want to try this guy on? >> sure. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: yeah, i love it. you wanna do a scarf. beautiful scarf. >> thank you. >> jimmy: you're going to freak out. do you have anything like this, do you? >> nothing. >> jimmy: yeah, this is like -- it's subtle. it's like you're not even wearing a sweater when you wear this. you go out of the house. ready for this? oh yeah. oh, this is nice. [ cheers and applause ] ooh, la la. ooh, la la. i mean, not shabby. little scarf action on there. gorgeous. hey, thank you, pal. i appreciate it. thanks so much for being here. i appreciate it. [ cheers and applause ] she looks great. guys, thanks to our lucky audience members. stick around. we'll be right back with more of "the tonight show." [ cheers and applause ] ♪
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and won that, too. so, how is patricia doing with her bowling? well, let's just say she does better with the lottery. ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: welcome
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thank you for being here, fun show tonight. guys, it is time for "tonight show" hashtags. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ hashtags hashtags ♪ ♪ >> steve: yeah, get loose. >> jimmy: get loose a little bit. >> steve: yeah, man. >> jimmy: guys, we use twitter on our show every single week. so if you watch our show and you want to play along, we do this thing every wednesday where we send out a hashtag. and we ask you guys to tweet out things based on that topic. so, since it's the holidays, some people are feeling a a little stressed out. i went on twitter and sent out a hashtag called #crappyholidays. and i asked you guys to tweet out a funny, weird, or embarrassing story that happened to you during the holidays. we got thousands of tweets. within 30 minutes, it was a a trending topic. [ cheers and applause ] [ clears throat ] >> steve: whoo! >> jimmy: but now, i thought i'd share some of my favorite #crappyholidays tweets from you guys. here we go. this first one's from @frtbagel. [ laughter ] >> steve: what?
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frt bagel? i hope that's not a shop name. >> jimmy: frt bagel. >> steve: it's a stinky place. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: you know what the worst part of that bagel is? >> steve: what? the hole? [ laughter and applause ] hey-yo! ♪ frt bagel >> jimmy: he says, "we drove four hours to surprise my parents on christmas day. they did the same thing." oh, there you go. [ applause ] >> steve: gift of the magi. >> jimmy: the house is great. it's empty. >> steve: gift of the magi. >> jimmy: this one's from @samanthalgreen. she says, "one year, santa forgot to fill our stockings. our mom made us go back to bed for ten minutes." [ laughter and applause ] "i just got a text from santa." >> steve: ho, ho, ho! >> jimmy: one from @abbyerkins. she says, "one year we were trying to buy 'a christmas story' off itunes. we had a terrible wi-fi, so it took six days to load. we couldn't watch it until january." >> steve: oh. [ laughter and applause ] january treat. >> jimmy: this one's from @owenbake20.
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out of lights that said, 'santa landed here.' one of the lights went out, so the sign said, 'santa landed her.'" >> steve: whoa. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ i saw mommy >> jimmy: no, hey. whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. >> steve: frt bagel. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: yeah. this one's from @trumanquinn. he says, "as a kid, i really wanted a pair of air jordans. my mom got me a knockoff brand called 'sky johnsons.'" [ cheers and applause ] >> steve: oh, beautiful. nothing better. >> jimmy: is that real? dude, is that real? do they really have to make it called "sky johnson"? >> yes. >> steve: do they really? [ laughter ] >> yeah. >> steve: oh! >> jimmy: i got to get a pair of those. >> steve: it's like diet dr. skipper. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: sky johnson, he played for the lakers. >> steve: yeah. >> jimmy: my favorite player. this one's from @adorkable734. she says, "in front of my whole family, my boyfriend gave me a a necklace that said, 'bad girl.'" >> steve: ooh. [ laughter and applause ] bet santa landed her. [ laughter ]
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>> jimmy: this last one is from @sethgoodtime. he says, "my girlfriend put brand-new car keys in my stocking. i ran outside excited. i just saw my brother with a a 'made you look' sign." there -- that's genius. it's a good idea. there you have it. those are our "tonight show" hashtags. check out more of our favorites. go to tonightshow.com/hashtags. stick around. we'll be right back with casey affleck, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ walked around the shelter, no intention of adopting. he was the very last kennel in the very last row. emaciated. he was skin and bones. usually what you see in neglected dogs. it was one of those complete, meant-to-be moments... i totally fell in love with him. (avo) through the subaru share the love event, we've helped the aspca save nearly thirty thousand animals so far. get a new subaru, and we'll donate another two hundred and fifty dollars to help those in need. ♪put a little love in your heart.♪
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♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: earlier this week, our first guest was nominated for a golden globe award for his work in the new movie, "manchester by the sea," which is in theaters everywhere tomorrow. this weekend, he's hosting "saturday night live" with musical guest chance the rapper. ladies and gentlemen, please welcome casey affleck! ♪ [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: welcome, welcome, welcome. casey, nice to see you, buddy. >> yeah, you too, man. it's been a while. >> jimmy: it's been a while, yeah. you're hosting "saturday night live" for the first time. >> who? >> jimmy: you, congratulations. [ light laughter ] >> what? >> jimmy: yeah. you're just finding this out now? >> this week? >>
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love it. you're fantastic in it. >> [ bleep ]. >> jimmy: i already saw it. [ laughter ] are you nervous? are you excited and -- >> um, yeah, i mean, really excited. i mean, i've never done it, and it seems a little bit scary but also just amazing. it's like, you know, it's a a show i grew up watching. it's the best. >> jimmy: how does it feel -- did you see the set yet? did you start rehearsing? >> i started -- yeah, i started poking around a little bit. i was like, "wow, jimmy fallon stood there." >> jimmy: yeah, right. [ laughter ] >> "jimmy fallon stood there." >> jimmy: "yeah, jimmy stood over there." did you ever do live theater or anything? >> i started my career in live theater, actually. i was in kindergarten, and -- [ laughter ] >> jimmy: well, we all, yeah, of course. >> it was a good show. my school was called -- was named after rosa parks, you know, the -- >> jimmy: sure. >> great civil rights activist. and we -- i don't know why they -- but she found out about it. we were in massachusetts. she lived down in the south, and she actually came up. she was 70-something years old, and she came up to -- because she felt honored. she came to visit the school, and so we put on a little performance for her, and i was a lion. my -- what i had to do was run
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and roar and get off stage. and it was going to be good. but my mane fell off. i had a mane. [ audience aws ] and it was at a -- like, my very first artistic, like, crisis, as a performer. and i felt like, "do i go back and pick up the mane? do i just go ahead and roar? will they know what i am if i don't have a mane?" like, wha -- >> jimmy: you just, like, an orange dude, yeah. >> yeah. [ roars ] >> jimmy: you're wearing a a onesie, yeah. >> yeah. >> jimmy: exactly, yeah. >> and so i went back, picked it up. i did the roar. i got off stage. and afterwards, rosa parks, like, patted me on the head and smiled at me. >> jimmy: no. >> which was pretty amazing. and then -- >> jimmy: really? >> so i've been, since then, my whole career has been trying to recapture that feeling of approval, and that's what i'm looking for. so it's not just about, like, being on "saturday night live." it's kind of about working through some early childhood trauma. [ laughter ] why do you do this? let's be honest. >> jimmy: this is therapy, actually. yeah. hey, i got to say, your performance in "manchester by the sea," of
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because critics say it, and that probably means more to you. >> not really. >> jimmy: or maybe it doesn't. i don't know. maybe it doesn't. >> no, i like it. >> jimmy: you are fantastic in this, and this is a toughie, man. this is a tough movie. i mean, there's funny moments in it, but, whew, yeah. >> you're really selling it. thanks. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: no, i am selling it. >> sometime, i mean -- >> jimmy: no, it's christmas. >> but it's not a holiday movie. there are a lot of laughs. >> jimmy: yes, there are, but it's not like a caper or something. >> it's a romantic comedy. >> jimmy: it's not a romantic comedy at all. [ laughter ] >> it's a very -- >> jimmy: it is really well-written. >> it's me. it's will ferrell. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: it's a cartoon. >> it's great. go see it. he's not on the poster, but just go see it. he's good in it. >> jimmy: this is -- kenny lonergan wrote this. >> yes, yes. >> jimmy: it was brilliant. great writer, but basically, you -- your brother passes away, and you inherit his child. >> right. >> jimmy: but then you have your own issues that happen from your past marriage and, whew. >> yeah. >> jimmy: it's crazy stuff, man, wow. >> will ferrell's in it. [ laughter ] will ferrell, yeah. >> jimmy: as an animated bird that -- jankie the bird is fun. the kids will love it, yeah. >> yeah.
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>> jimmy: michelle williams. >> michelle williams is in it. a lot of kyle chandler and lucas hedges and a lot of really good people. >> jimmy: and you shot it in manchester? >> yeah. >> jimmy: near boston. >> yeah, i grew up in boston. >> jimmy: yeah, do your parents still live there? >> my mom's still there. >> jimmy: same house? >> i don't know where my dad is. no, he's in this new york. [ light laughter ] i know where you are, dad. >> jimmy: i saw you on facebook, dad. >> just don't come visit. >> jimmy: yeah. >> no, no, no. that's not true. >> jimmy: i know. [ laughter ] you're gonna get in trouble. >> what was the question? >> jimmy: basically, i just wanted to know about your mom, if she still lived in the same house. >> she's great. why, you going to go visit? >> jimmy: yeah. [ laughter ] like airbnb, the new thing now. >> it's like, "i went on jimmy's show, he kept asking me about my mom." [ laughter ] >> jimmy: "does he have a place to stay?" >> "where does my mom live?" >> jimmy: i'll go to massachusetts. >> "where's your mom? i'm gonna" -- >> jimmy: my mom doesn't have room for guests. >> i don't want to know. it's all good. >> jimmy: i want to go -- yeah, i want to go hang out and visit. >> no, she lives in the same city. she's now lives in a little apartment underneath her kind of best friend. they live in the same building. she rents out the house i
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>> jimmy: she does? >> yeah, she left all the stuff in it. like, not, like, a furnished thing, but, like, my pictures. like, i went back there. i went back in the summer because it was between renters, and, like, all of -- there was, like, a movie poster, you know, of mine from, like, you know, ten years ago. like, i take this down, get, like, my sheets are there. you know what i mean? she doesn't get the, like -- >> jimmy: what sheets do you have, like "star wars"? >> i don't know. not that bad. >> jimmy: yeah, like, little baseballs or something? >> i feel like you ask personal questions. [ laughter ] like -- >> jimmy: i know. but i'm getting in there, man. >> no, i wasn't -- >> jimmy: this is my new approach to interviews. >> what kind of sheets you got? [ laughter ] >> jimmy: what's the thread count on those suckers? >> no, it wasn't my sheets. not my personal belongings. >> jimmy: sorry i asked that. >> it's the whole thing. we're working on that. i'm working on it with her. >> jimmy: sorry i just went on a total detour there. anyway, back to the movie. it's hilarious, and -- >> thank you. >> jimmy: no, but it does have good laughs in there. but i want to tell everybody, it's got great performances. go check it out w
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i want to show a clip. here's casey affleck and lucas hedges, who's great as well. >> yeah. >> jimmy: in "manchester by the sea." check it out. >> don't ask me why, but if you want to make some other arrangements. you want to find some place else to bury him. you want to talk to the mortician. and you want to call up sacret heart and talk father martin, i and find out how much that's going to cost and make all those arrangements. be my guest. otherwise, let's just leave it. okay. >> and i don't like him being in a freezer. >> yeah. i don't like it either. but it isn't him because he's gone. it's just his body. >> i'm just saying it kind of freaks me out. >> oh, [ bleep ] damn it. we're going to have to park the car. >> yeah, i don't know, but i wish you'd figure it out because i'm freezing my ass off. >> you don't have a normal winter coat? huh? >> yeah, yeah, i do. >> why don't you wear gloves with the real fingers on them? [ sighs ] [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: ah, he's a good guy. casey affleck, everybody! "manchester by the sea" is in theaters everywhere tomorrow. he's hosting "saturday night live" this weekend with musical guest chance the rapper. [ cheers and applause ]
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♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: our next guest is a a golden globe-nominated actress. you can see her alongside ben affleck, in the new movie -- it's affleck themed tonight. [ light laughter ] all right. never thought about that. but ben is in this movie. it's called "live by night," which opens in select theaters on december 25th and nationwide on january 13th. everyone, please welcome sienna miller! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> hello. >> jimmy: sorry. i can't stop coughing. i can't stop coughing. >> i know. get this man a doctor, please. >> jimmy: i don't know what's going on -- coughing fit over -- >> 'tis the season. 'tis the season. >> jimmy: pal, you look gorgeous. >> thanks, buddy. thank you. >> jimmy: thank you for coming back to the show. how are you? you've been good? >> everything's great. i'm so happy. >> jimmy: you are a new yorker. >> i'm a new yorker. can't you tell?
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>> yeah, yeah, yeah. uncle joe. >> jimmy: uncle joe, yeah. >> who says that. >> jimmy: now you went back in time as well. >> quit embarrassing me jimmy. >> jimmy: yeah, no sorry. how's it going? are you loving new york? >> i love it so much. >> jimmy: i have a picture of you here. look at this. >> what's that? >> jimmy: this is you at jfk. arriving with all your bags. >> that's the move. my sister took that. >> jimmy: that's a record album. that's a record album cover there. that's pretty cool. >> what's it called? >> jimmy: uh, it's called, "you're going to make it." >> you're going to make it. yes. >> jimmy: "you're going to make it," in parentheses, "after all." [ light laughter ] mary tyler moore thing. how's the baby? >> it's amazing. baby's, not even a baby anymore. >> jimmy: how old is she? >> she's 4 1/2. she's going to school. >> jimmy: that's still a baby. >> she's going to the most amazing school. day one, they give me a leaflet that says, how to rise an activist. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: new york. >> new york. >> jimmy: that's hilarious. >> i went to school. i was like, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry all day, and she's just like, protesting against the president-erect. >> jimmy: elect. >> erect. >> jimmy: thank you. elect. [ laughter ]
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>> jimmy: she's good. she's good, she's good. you got to catch up, guys. you got to catch up. but she's great. you're going all around. >> all around. >> jimmy: well you actually -- you were born in new york, right? >> i was born in new york, yes. i was actually -- my mother went into labor with me during the nutcracker suite, the ballet. >> jimmy: no. >> yes. and it's such a lush, that and she stayed. >> jimmy: what? >> like, she's like, "i just wrapped my coat around myself and finished the show." i mean, no wonder i'm the way i am. but, yes. she went into labor, and stayed to the end of the show. 28th of december, i was born. >> jimmy: that's a professional right there, yeah. >> that's a pro, yeah. >> jimmy: 28th of december is your birthday. >> yeah. >> jimmy: are you taking your daughter to -- to "the nutcracker?" or anything fun? >> no. i took her to the rockettes. which was so good. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: no. >> yes. >> jimmy: how great are the rockettes? >> it's like -- it's all i wanted to be growing up was a a rockette, and i dreamt about it and we've been the last three years to the show. >> jimmy: is it -- have to be -- >> and i get, like, i'm like it to my kid, and i'm like whoo! >> jimmy: how were the toy soldiers part? where they all -- >> where they all fall. >> jimmy: they all fall and -- >> y o
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>> it's like the slickest thing i've ever seen. so i googled it yesterday. it looks like they're holding on to each other. they don't touch. they have core -- what's a a core? they have core strength, so they are not holding on to each other when they do their kicking. that's impressive. >> jimmy: wait, what? i thought their arms were touching. >> no, they do not touch. >> jimmy: what? they just levitate. >> yes. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: pal, i want to talk about "live by night," which is your movie with ben affleck. >> yes, ben affleck. >> jimmy: ben affleck. he wrote and directed and acted. >> and starred in and produced. yeah. >> jimmy: gosh. >> one-man band. >> jimmy: i mean, come on. what's the movie about? >> the movie is about -- it's like a prohibition-era gangster movie, like an old-fashioned movie. you know, which is my dream to be a gangster's moll in one of those films. it's like car chases, and ben being amazing in this incredible cast. elle fanning, zoe saldana, chris cooper, it's like -- and i'm like an irish immigrant daughter of a pimp. my dream, you know, rollies and such and talking like this. >> jimmy: oh, yeah. you have a great irish accent.
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accent there. >> you -- yeah, you don't. your saddest there, so. >> jimmy: what do you mean i don't? >> well, you don't -- >> jimmy: of course that's the way i talk. >> no that's quite good there. yeah. >> jimmy: i'm of a different part of ireland. >> no, you're from like way down south. yeah. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: what's that now? i'm sorry, i couldn't even hear you now. >> no that's quite impressive there. >> jimmy: yeah, they say "em" a a lot in ireland. >> "em." were like "em." [ talking over each other ] >> jimmy: em, em, how are you. >> excuse me, em, jimmy, em, fallon. right that's good. >> jimmy: that's good crack, that's good crack there jimmy. good crack, yeah. you crack me as a good time, in ireland. >> yeah. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: no, don't quote me on that. no. >> whoa, whoa, no. [ talking over each other ] >> jimmy: whoa, whoa. don't quote me on that. i mean, but that's what they say. >> yeah, yeah. it would cra -- we haven't even cracked right now. >> jimmy: cracked is spelled with like a "gh." yeah, exactly, yeah. [ making noises ] i want to -- i want to show everyone a clip of you. here's sienna miller and ben affleck in "live by night." take a look at this. >> we could leave. >> where would we go? >> somewhere warm. >> my brother danny lives in california.
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>> i'd go to california. >> i don't know much about honest work. i gotta tell ya. >> well, who said anything about honest work? we do what we want to do. we go where we want to go. sleep by day. >> i got a job in lawrence on saturday. then i'll be free. >> free to leave. >> yeah. free to leave. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: you, you. you, you, you. >> stop it, stop. >> jimmy: stop, stop, stop. no, no. oh. you're the best. come on, you're fantastic. pal, thank you so much. you agreed to play a silly game with us. >> i'm always up for a game with you, jimmy. >> jimmy: i love you so much. sienna and i are playing the "ramen challenge" when we come back. i'm very pumped. starting a new game. [ cheers and applause ] ♪
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